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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,078 Hey, how many boyfriends have you had? 2 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:52,073 Come on. Think about it really hard. 3 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,515 - 10. - No. She's lying. 4 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,272 Give her a few seconds to think something up. 5 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,112 - David's staring at you. - Boys! 6 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,351 - David's staring at you. - No. He's staring at me, you guys. 7 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,908 He's staring at me. Please admit it. He's staring at me. 8 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,194 He's so cute. 9 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,555 If you were 16 and you were out on a date with him 10 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,710 - would you do it with him? - That's gross! 11 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,869 It's not gross, Marcy. 12 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,076 Then you'll never have any kids, Rachel. 13 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,991 Yes, I will. I'll adopt them. 14 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,116 I'll just do it once, just to get pregnant. 15 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,156 Don't you have to do it, like, every night? 16 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,879 I love you. Kiss me. 17 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,439 I do, too! 18 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,755 - Gross. - What? 19 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,273 Tina farted. 20 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,434 - Jill. - The sitter came in an hour early. 21 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,637 - Great. Here, let me take this. - Thank you. Hey! 22 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,554 - Come talk to me while I get dressed. - Okay. 23 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,756 Where the hell are my shoes? 24 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,796 So how are you and Chris doing? 25 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:19,511 Well, it's weird. I feel really guilty, but there's this guy at work 26 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,238 that I'm sort of attracted to. 27 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:25,996 - Seriously? Who is he? - It's so stupid. He's my sous chef. 28 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,475 - Did anything happen? - No, of course not. 29 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,757 It's just that Chris is so goddamn possessive, it's making me crazy. 30 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,956 Listen, I wish Don was possessive. 31 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,635 - You look really pretty. - Thanks. 32 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:40,550 Oh, this cake is gorgeous. 33 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,996 Chris stayed late at the bakery last night to make it for the party. 34 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,798 - That's so sweet. - Yeah. 35 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:49,476 Doesn't seem that long since we were having Jamie's last bachelorette party. 36 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,879 It wasn't. 37 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,630 Can you cut some limes for me? 38 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,473 Can I give Tina Two a piece of cheese? 39 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,788 That is Tina Three. 40 00:06:56,880 --> 00:07:01,192 I'm sorry. Hello, Tina Three. Oh, you need a new pink bow, don't you? 41 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,713 Where's your sister? 42 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,758 Oh, probably terrorizing the staff at Nordstrom's. 43 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,398 Have a knife? 44 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,274 How is it that somebody with an MBA ended up being a personnel director? 45 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:14,557 I wish she'd just quit that job or stop complaining. 46 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,036 Oh, do not tell her I'm pregnant. 47 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,394 Why? 48 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,710 She had to go to two baby showers last week. 49 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,995 She almost slit her wrists. 50 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,435 She's already got that old maid mentality. 51 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,432 - She's up to four packs now. - You are so mean. 52 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,478 What are you talking about? She's the judgemental one. 53 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,995 - You are too hard on her, though. - Are you kidding? 54 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,469 She's picked on me since the day I was born. 55 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,393 She got the Barbie Dream House. I wasn't allowed to touch it. 56 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,710 She got the canopy bed. I couldn't even sit on it. 57 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,472 She said my butt was stinky. 58 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,118 - Listen to you. - What? 59 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,792 Hello! Anybody here? 60 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:51,794 - Speaking of stinky butts. - We're back here, Rachel. 61 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,315 Somebody raided the accessories department. 62 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:01,598 50% off with employee discount. I hope you weren't talking about me. 63 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,917 - That's a bit paranoid isn't it? - I brought my own pillow. 64 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,673 - You look great. - Really? I'm exhausted. 65 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,317 - Did you start smoking again? - Of course not. 66 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,789 - I took my last patch off a week ago. - Your hair reeks. 67 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,552 Well, other people smoke in the employee lounge. 68 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,393 - Is that my fault? - All right. Fine. I just asked. 69 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:23,632 - Look at all these goodies! - "Goodies." Oh, I hate that word. 70 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:28,191 - I'll make a note of that. - Sorry. I'm... tired. 71 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,313 - How's Noah? - Great. 72 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,192 - Don? - Fabulous. 73 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,235 Good. 74 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,273 Why don't you two both go outside? I'll bring some margaritas. 75 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,318 I want you both in a good mood before Jamie gets here. 76 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,750 Please, she's really looking forward to this. 77 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,354 - I'd love a drink. - Ginger ale for me. 78 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:59,875 - That's a pretty blouse. Silk? - Viscose. 79 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:03,750 - It's Italian. - Oh. 80 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,439 It's old. I was gonna give it away. Would you like it? 81 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:12,071 - No, thanks. It's more you. - Just thought I'd ask. 82 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:17,950 You two look so pretty. Here. Move in. 83 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,799 Great. 84 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,794 - Where's Marcy? - I don't know. 85 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,074 She's bringing guacamole. 86 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,559 She's probably in bed with her house painter. 87 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:28,959 - What? - Marcy's having a relationship 88 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:30,951 - with her house painter? - No. She's just fucking him. 89 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,553 - But she's engaged to Mark. - No, she's not. 90 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,709 - Not anymore. - What happened? 91 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,075 She sent that painter over here to give me an estimate. 92 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:37,593 She didn't tell me she was sleeping with him. 93 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:38,874 They have wild, kinky sex. 94 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,757 - Marcy? - What happened to Mark, Jill? 95 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,910 Oh, you guys are out here. 96 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,199 - Marcy. - Marcy. 97 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,396 - What? What? - Nothing. 98 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,959 - Are those new glasses? - Great shoes. Great shoes. 99 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,029 - Thank you. - They're really nice. 100 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,155 Hi. 101 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,310 - Let me get you a drink. - Thanks. I could use one. 102 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,915 - What's wrong? - It's kind of a long story. 103 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,035 So? 104 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,673 - Oh, thank you. - Oh, wait. 105 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,229 You look so pretty in that dress. 106 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:05,714 Thanks. 107 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,638 So, I've sort of been, 108 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,072 well, seeing the guy who painted my house. 109 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,230 - Really? - Jill was just telling us. 110 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,598 - Jill? - I didn't know it was a big secret. 111 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,715 So what's wrong? 112 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,030 I thought he was a really nice guy at first, you know? 113 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,554 I mean, not exactly marriage material 114 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:30,394 but sweet and really, well, sexy. 115 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,518 Anyway, he started acting kind of weird the last week or so 116 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:34,999 and I finally had to tell him, 117 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,674 - "Look, Randy"... - Oh, God, I hate that name, "Randy". 118 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,478 - It's so white trash. - Yeah. 119 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:42,836 - He has a twin sister named Brandy. - No, you've got to be kidding. 120 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,194 Anyway, anyway... 121 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,793 - This is good guacamole. - Oh, thanks. 122 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,472 Anyway, so go on. Finally you had to tell him... 123 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:51,075 Yeah, that he's a nice guy and all, but he's not my boyfriend 124 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,355 - and he never will be. - So what did he say? 125 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,112 I couldn't believe it. He just freaked out. 126 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,350 He's been acting really possessive lately, 127 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,589 you know, like he owns me. 128 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,638 And all of a sudden he wants to know everything I do every minute of the day. 129 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,711 And then yesterday, I told him I felt like being alone 130 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:06,314 and he accused me of seeing someone else. 131 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,630 Which I'm not, but it's none of his business if I was, you know? 132 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,119 I mean I have no commitment to him. 133 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,395 And here's the really creepy part. 134 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,632 When I went out to my car last night, 135 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,280 I saw his El Camino parked down the street 136 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,272 with him just sitting in it. 137 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,873 He was spying on me. 138 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,119 - A bee! - It's all right. It's gone now. 139 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,155 What? I'm allergic. 140 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,639 So, did you call the police? 141 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,790 Oh, they won't do anything. 142 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:41,873 Remember that woman who reported that her ex-husband was stalking her? 143 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,395 Then he massacred the whole family at the barbecue. 144 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,233 I mean, the police didn't do anything until after he slaughtered them. 145 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,629 Oh, my God. I am so stupid. 146 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,078 I mean, why did I ever get involved with him? I always pick the wrong people. 147 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,229 Is he cute? 148 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,629 Wait. I have a picture of him. 149 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,153 - What? - You photographed him? 150 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,468 No. 151 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,352 You know, at first, I thought he was really sexy, 152 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,272 but now he looks kind of psychotic to me. 153 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,793 You know, kind of Robert De Niro-ish. 154 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,838 Will somebody please tell me what happened with Mark? 155 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,509 Didn't I tell you? We broke up. 156 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,473 - Why? - Oh, it's such a terrible story. 157 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,590 - Oh, my God. - He puts his picture on everything, 158 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:23,514 his invoice, his business cards. It's even on his El Camino. 159 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:24,589 It's true. 160 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:28,753 He looks a little cross-eyed. Sort of inbred. Did he go to college? 161 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,916 Well, at least you didn't marry Mark. 162 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,151 I mean, look at Jamie. Three marriages, and she's just now getting it right. 163 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,151 Yeah, but at least she went out and found a better guy. 164 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,514 Let's just hope she found a better dress, too. 165 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,589 No kidding! 166 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,228 Jerome's a doll, though. 167 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,880 She says they have great sex, said they do it constantly. 168 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,599 Oh, you guys, I had this picture blown up of her. 169 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,910 I took it at their engagement dinner. 170 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,470 I don't know why, but I have a real hard time imagining Jerome naked. 171 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:55,028 - Don't strain yourself. - She really looks great. 172 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,032 She's got the perfect body. Look at those shoulders. 173 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,310 Oh, you know, I was watching TV late one night last week, 174 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,389 because I couldn't sleep, 175 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,436 and that movie came on, the one she did in Mexico... 176 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,238 - Tropical Maniac. - Oh, that's right. That's right. 177 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,436 So, there's Jamie and she's standing there on the beach 178 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,273 in a requisite bikini, holding a machine gun. I'm telling you. 179 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,952 She never gets sent out for any good parts. 180 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,155 What good parts? 181 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,593 There are no good parts for women. 182 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,591 Do you think it bothers her that Jerome's going bald? 183 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,592 - She thinks it's sexy. - I don't know, I like a little hair. 184 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:23,389 Well, it's a good thing, considering Don has it covering his entire body. 185 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,357 I'm telling you, the last time he was over here swimming 186 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,237 I thought I was gonna have to change our pool filter. 187 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,719 Oh, now who's mean? 188 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,189 Jerry seems very comfortable with his masculinity. 189 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,396 Yeah. I guess, considering. 190 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,712 - What? - Considering what? 191 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,757 - What? - I can't tell. 192 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:40,875 - Oh, come on. - No, I can't. 193 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,393 Jamie made me swear on my life. 194 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,357 - It's really not that big a deal. - Something about Jerome? 195 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:45,873 - Maybe. - Jill, now you have to tell us. 196 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,036 He only has one testicle. 197 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,278 Isn't that funny? 198 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:56,114 And he still has some semen, so it's not like he's sterile or anything. 199 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,508 Oh, my God. 200 00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:00,558 And he's certainly not impotent, but can you imagine? 201 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,749 Isn't that funny? 202 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,592 Oh, it must look so weird. 203 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,470 And he hates for anyone to know about it. 204 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,630 He didn't tell Jamie for the longest time. 205 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:11,233 Wasn't it obvious? 206 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,959 No. She just thought he had really teeny balls. 207 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:20,111 Anyway, do not repeat that information about Jerome, please. 208 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,429 I mean, it's not like it slows them down. They have wild, kinky sex. 209 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,076 - You say that about everybody. - Like who else? 210 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:37,637 - Jesus, Jill. - I really didn't tell them anything. 211 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,513 Never mind. 212 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,192 So what do Jamie and Jerome do that's so wild and kinky? 213 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,239 Well, she would probably tell you this herself... 214 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,110 What the hell's going on? 215 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,595 - Jamie. - Jamie. 216 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,874 The front door's locked. 217 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:55,509 - I rang the doorbell forever. - I'm sorry. We didn't hear you. 218 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,035 Wait, wait, wait. 219 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,997 Oh, my goodness. 220 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,553 - Honey. - You are so skinny, I hate you. 221 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,313 - I can't eat when I'm nervous. - Hi, bride. 222 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,390 How come you get three husbands and I don't get any? 223 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,232 Well, you can have the last one. 224 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,719 For that matter, you can have this one. 225 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,109 - What's wrong? - Jerry and I had a fight. 226 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,834 - You're under a lot of stress. - Oh, no, no. 227 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:19,435 This was a real, real nasty one, and I'm still mad. I never leave mad. 228 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:20,919 - What happened? - Well, you know, 229 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,195 Jerry's having his little bachelor party tonight. 230 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:25,669 You know, just a couple of wacky systems analysts sitting around 231 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,433 playing pool in some billiard parlour in Pasadena. 232 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:32,752 Well, this one guy who's with him, Dave, he hired a stripper. 233 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,876 Now, Jerry didn't know about it until tonight 234 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,315 but he doesn't understand why I'm upset. 235 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,799 Well, it's not like anything's going to happen. 236 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,757 Look, I worked for one of those stripper companies 237 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,400 in my pathetic early twenties, I know what goes on. 238 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,391 Yeah, but you said it wasn't his idea. 239 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,436 No, but he should tell them that he doesn't want it 240 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,114 and make them cancel if he had any balls. 241 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:53,477 I don't blame you. I'd be furious. 242 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,675 Besides, it's really tacky. 243 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,797 Yeah, I know. I mean, he should respect my feelings. He should. 244 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,916 He should respect them and if it bugs me that much, 245 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,274 then you know, it's not worth it. 246 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,588 Don't you trust him? 247 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:06,150 - I don't trust anybody I'm in love with. - Oh, Jamie, please. 248 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,229 You don't actually think 249 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,629 that Jerry's going to have sex with some bimbo at a pool hall? 250 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,789 He's not the type. 251 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,791 But he's going to fantasise about it. 252 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,792 I think it is really twisted that three days before he marries me 253 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,872 he's off there staring at another woman, thinking about screwing her. 254 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,599 - But that's not the point. - No, it is the point. Aren't I enough? 255 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,875 You don't stop fantasising once you get married. Believe me. 256 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,474 Well, I just want him to fantasise about me. 257 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,869 Okay. You want me to call up some big, greasy hunk 258 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,837 and have him come over here and dance around in a Speedo? 259 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,912 No, no, no. I would hate that. Men are so simplistic. 260 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,639 It takes a little more to excite me 261 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,915 than some naked moron dancing around for money. 262 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,310 It doesn't take a stripper for him to fantasise about somebody else. 263 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,676 The first thing that most men do when they see an attractive woman 264 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,318 is imagine her naked. 265 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,708 I read in my psych class that a man thinks about sex every 12 seconds. 266 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,717 How do they get anything done? 267 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,518 I wonder how many erections do they have a day? 268 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,635 Hundreds. 269 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:02,679 What ever made me think that I could be in another relationship? 270 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,000 I mean, I am obviously too neurotic. 271 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,229 I'm not gonna go through with it. 272 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,276 A lot of people stop their weddings at the last minute. 273 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,510 - Jamie... - No, I don't wanna talk about it anymore. 274 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,828 Fuck it! 275 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,758 Look, I'm sorry. 276 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,273 I'm cold. 277 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,638 - We're having pizza. - I love your pizza. 278 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,672 Well, let's have pizza. 279 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,432 - I want some pizza. - Pig out. 280 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:37,989 Isn't it beautiful today? 281 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:47,875 - Hamburger? - No. 282 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,159 Jerry is crazy about you. 283 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,913 - Yeah. - Just like Bob was crazy about me? 284 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,759 - Bob was an asshole. - Bob was an asshole. 285 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,195 Thanks all of you for telling me that before I married him. 286 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,759 Hey, I told you. You didn't listen. 287 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,149 - You hate everybody. - I like Jerry. 288 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,717 - Got any ginger ale? - You just told me that you'd be furious. 289 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,792 Well, yeah, but I mean, that doesn't mean I don't think he's a good guy. 290 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,836 He's not like Bob or anything. 291 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,592 This smells like feet. Smell that. 292 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,999 Yeah, well, I picked Bob. 293 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,399 I picked Victor, for that matter. 294 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,835 - Hey, did you bring your dress? - How can I trust myself? 295 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,751 - Did you bring your dress? - Yeah, it's in the car. 296 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,637 - Somebody might steal it. - Who cares? 297 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,029 - Is it white? - No. It's bone. 298 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,951 I was just thinking how funny it would be 299 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,110 if we all just, you know, wore the same bridesmaid's dresses 300 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,270 - from your last wedding. - Oh, God. 301 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,789 I let my goddaughter cut mine up for doll clothes. 302 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,917 - I burnt mine. - Oh, come on. They weren't that bad. 303 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,275 Are you kidding? With those sashes? 304 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:40,749 We looked like we were on Hee Haw. 305 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,308 Oh, God, they were perfect for the time. Come on. 306 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,755 They were really bad. I was just looking at the pictures. 307 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,956 You have the... Oh, my God. I threw mine out. 308 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,077 - Go get them. - Get them. Come on, Georgina. Please. 309 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,434 - Please, please. - Please, please. 310 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,397 Okay. Somebody make another pitcher of margaritas. 311 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,436 I'll make the margaritas. 312 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,669 What? 313 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,228 Georg has a crush on a guy she works with. 314 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:02,594 - What? - What? 315 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,314 - She told me. He's her sous chef. - What about Chris? 316 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,312 I don't know. I'm just telling you what she told me. 317 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,869 Wow. 318 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,429 Hey. 319 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,711 - What you doing? - Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you. 320 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,239 Hop in a minute. 321 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,709 No. Chris, I can't. I can't. Everybody's here. 322 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,873 - So? It's more exciting that way. - No. Really, I can't. 323 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,754 Excuse me for wanting a little affection. 324 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,032 Well, I think it's a little unrealistic of you 325 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,758 to expect me to just jump into bed with you 326 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,035 when all my friends are here. 327 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,159 Are you mad at me or something? I mean... 328 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,069 I'm just preoccupied, you know. 329 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,276 I'm trying to throw a bachelorette party 330 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,430 for somebody who just decided not to get married. 331 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,589 Why? 332 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,917 She's mad at Jerry and, I don't know, I think she's just scared. 333 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,713 She's such a drama queen, man. 334 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,633 You don't even know the whole story, Chris. 335 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,229 You know, she's genuinely upset. 336 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,348 I wish you were as understanding with me as you are with your friends. 337 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,713 I'm just trying to make everybody happy. 338 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,235 Will you come out and join us soon? 339 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,950 I don't really feel like being around everybody right now. 340 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,508 I'm not feeling that great. 341 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,999 Well, get some rest. 342 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,193 Here it is. 343 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,994 Look at this. 344 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,554 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 345 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,433 - Look how fat I am. - You look stunning in that dress. 346 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,431 Why did you make me wear pink? 347 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,233 I can't believe it. 348 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,595 - Look how small your boobs are. - I know. 349 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,199 God, look at my ugly hair. Look at my ugly husband. 350 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,315 He wasn't ugly. 351 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,913 - Yes, he was. - Yes, he was. 352 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,434 God, he was an alcoholic leprechaun. 353 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,830 You know, my taste in men stinks. My taste in dresses stinks. 354 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,956 I just have terrible judgement about everything. 355 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,837 No, not anymore. 356 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,436 You wouldn't marry an abusive liar like Victor now, would you? 357 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:43,999 She wouldn't have married him in the first place 358 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,877 if she'd known he was already married to someone else. 359 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,951 Come on, don't remind me. The only reason I married him 360 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,190 is because he was so completely different than Victor. 361 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,477 That's why I'm fucking Randy. I mean, he's even more fucked up than Mark. 362 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:57,075 - I do everything ass backwards. - What did she just say? 363 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,912 Something about Mark fucking her in the ass. 364 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,558 I didn't know Mark had it in him. 365 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,677 - I didn't think Bob was that bad. - Oh, God. He was withholding and cold. 366 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,751 I'd rather be screamed at than ignored. 367 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,717 Well, Jerry certainly doesn't ignore you. 368 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,439 Yeah. He worships you. It's sickening. 369 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,478 - Is that my car alarm? - There goes your dress. 370 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,158 Jesus. 371 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,348 Wow, I guess she still wants her dress. 372 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,117 - Here it is. - It's pretty. 373 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,633 - Nice. - It's beautiful. 374 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,233 It's not bone, it's champagne. 375 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,232 - I hope I can return it. I had it altered. - Try it on. 376 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,117 I mean, since we're not gonna get to see it later. 377 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,633 - Yeah. - Come on. 378 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,392 - Just try it on. - Put it on. 379 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,079 Try it on. 380 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,829 Okay. 381 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:05,272 This is just her insecurity getting the best of her. 382 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,235 I mean, after all, she's gotten all her validation from her looks 383 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,709 and now she's getting older. 384 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,718 Maybe she's just having second thoughts about him. 385 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,871 I remember waking up and finding Don totally repulsive 386 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,188 right before we got married 387 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,840 and then I accused him of not loving me. 388 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,229 - That's awful. - It's normal. 389 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,591 What are you guys whispering about? 390 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,433 Just wondering if you invited Bob to the wedding. 391 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,273 Very funny. 392 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,911 Did I tell you that I found out that he did get married again? 393 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,230 That explains that stupid annulment attempt. 394 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,309 What? 395 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,676 Yeah. I get this letter from his priest asking me to sign something 396 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,910 that says that we were never married in the eyes of God 397 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,036 because we didn't have a Catholic wedding. 398 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,759 - What a hypocrite. - What did you say? 399 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,109 Well, I said, 400 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,352 "As long as you're having my marriage annulled, 401 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,954 "can I have my herpes annulled, too?" 402 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,995 - Bob gave you herpes? - Yeah. Ironic, huh? 403 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,956 After all those sleaze bags that I slept with in my twenties, 404 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,032 and then I get it from my boring little ex-husband. 405 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,071 Oh, that's beautiful. 406 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,834 - You look beautiful. - So beautiful. 407 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,076 Oh, wait! I forgot my shoes. 408 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,672 I am not accusing you of anything! I asked you one simple question! 409 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,512 Well, I'm sick of your goddamn questions! 410 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,670 I saw you talking to her! I saw you! 411 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,752 Georgina, your neighbours are about to kill each other. 412 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,797 I would rather talk to her than you, goddamn it. 413 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,518 - She's in her underwear. - Fuck you! 414 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,438 - Oh, my God. She just slapped him. - Good. He's a pig. 415 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,318 - How do you know? - You can tell by looking at him. 416 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,757 - I'm sick of you! Stop it! - Bitch! 417 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,877 I just wanna talk to you! God, what is your problem? 418 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,270 - I said I'm sorry! Don't go! Please! - Get away from me. 419 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,920 I wanna talk to you. Stay here. 420 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,877 - Get away! - Let him go! 421 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,952 - No! No! - Get off my goddamn car! 422 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,031 Stay here! I just wanna talk to you! 423 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,478 No! I love you! 424 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,999 - She's so desperate. - She is crazy. 425 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,036 They do this all the time. 426 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,952 That's marriage for you. 427 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,634 - My marriage isn't like that. - Are you happily married, Jill? 428 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,438 Tell me honestly, are you? 429 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,079 She's never happy. 430 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,589 It has nothing to do with her marriage. 431 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:25,433 Jamie, for God's sakes. 432 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,670 You don't understand. I've done that. 433 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,398 - When? - With Bob. 434 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,913 What did you do? 435 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,352 Well, it was just the lowest point in my whole life. 436 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,589 Bob had moved out, and there I was 437 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,511 holed up in our newly decorated house 438 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,831 which, by that time, seemed like Amityville. 439 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,310 He called to say that he was coming by to pick up some of his stuff. 440 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,516 I don't know what I was thinking but 441 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,429 I had it in my head I would seduce him 442 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,192 and he would want me back. 443 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,759 Bob. 444 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,832 - What are you doing here? - I'm taking my pots. 445 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,275 What? 446 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,313 The pots are mine. The plants are yours. 447 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,915 Bob, the plants are gonna die. 448 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,118 - Get some new pots. - Have you lost your mind? 449 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,312 Bob, look at me. 450 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,354 What are you doing outside in your underwear? 451 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,749 - Go inside. - I can't believe this. 452 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,149 You don't even come in and say hello. 453 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,713 The neighbours can see you. 454 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:30,869 Bob. 455 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,597 Go inside. I'll be in in a minute. 456 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,314 Honey, don't be like this. Talk to me. 457 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,879 I've said everything. 458 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:46,079 Why are you running around like that? Put some clothes on. 459 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,436 Give it to me. You've broken the bloody flag! 460 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,717 Jesus. Jesus, Bob. You said we were gonna be friends. 461 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,074 So, how's work? 462 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,795 Fine. They're doing a movie of Hogan's Heroes and I got a call-back. 463 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,074 That's great. 464 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,198 Bob, honey. 465 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,952 - Jamie, stop it. - I miss you. 466 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,994 I'm late. 467 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,395 I don't understand how you can just suddenly hate me. 468 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,790 I don't hate you. I don't feel anything for you at all. 469 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,993 Yes, you do! 470 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:45,555 - Haven't you any pride? - Bob, Bob. 471 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,155 Bob? 472 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,868 - Hi. - Who are you? 473 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,113 I'm Jeff from Greenpeace. 474 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,394 "You might have heard about us. 475 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,075 "We are the largest environmental organisation in the world. 476 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:23,677 "We are famous for our work with whales, seals and ocean pollution." 477 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,797 And I live up in the green house at the top of the street. 478 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,919 - My mom's at a neighbourhood watch. - Right. 479 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,879 "Did you know that whales are still being hunted 480 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,632 "in certain unpatrolled waters 481 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,438 "and brutally slaughtered?" 482 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,798 It's okay though. 483 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,953 Ma'am, you... 484 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,076 Ma'am, contributions... 485 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,276 "Contributions of $25 or more 486 00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,990 "from generous people like you help us stop the useless and cruel clubbing 487 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,350 "of innocent baby harp seals 488 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,591 "which are primarily used to make cheap"... 489 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:07,999 These cheap key chains. 490 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,719 Stop, stop. Come on in. I'll write you a cheque. 491 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,630 Let me get my purse. 492 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,631 Okay. I'm gonna find it. 493 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,751 Oh, I remember your mom now. Jackie, right? 494 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,592 - Janet. - Right. 495 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:43,235 Damn it, where is it? This place is such a mess. 496 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,359 Excuse me. 497 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,718 Here I am, wandering around like this. 498 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,033 Are you all right? You seem a little bummed. 499 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,758 You could say that. 500 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,754 That's too bad. 501 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,917 You look really nice in that thing, anyway. 502 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,439 Thank you. 503 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,272 There's my purse. 504 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,393 - Okay. - Could you hand it to me? 505 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,029 Sure. 506 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,193 - Is "Greenpeace" one word? - Yeah. Here. 507 00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:46,788 Here. 508 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,599 Thanks. That's very generous of you. 509 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,436 Look, do you want to get something to eat or something... 510 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,159 That's very sweet of you, 511 00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,590 but you better get back to your work. 512 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,795 Yeah. 513 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,988 Look, have a nice evening. 514 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:21,119 - Thanks. Say hello to your mom. - Okay. 515 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,555 Wow. 516 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,154 You actually said that, "Say hi to your mom"? 517 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,673 Can you believe it? 518 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,551 Get off my goddamn car, Kim! 519 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,155 - I love you! - Kim, get in the house! 520 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,390 - Oh, my God! - What? 521 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,833 The pizzas! 522 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,878 - Oh, shit. - Shit. 523 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,195 Oh, no! 524 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,633 Put it out. 525 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:00,518 Oh, no. What a waste. 526 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,669 They're horrible. 527 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:02,909 So what? We'll get takeout. 528 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,718 No, but these would've been so much better. 529 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,119 You better change out of that dress. 530 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,714 - Was the sex good? - Yeah. Untie me. 531 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,672 You know, it was like when you're starving 532 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,196 and you want a big, greasy hamburger, but, you know, later you feel sick. 533 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,157 That's so hot to have a young, beautiful boy 534 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,470 totally dependent on you to tell him what to do. 535 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:22,599 - This guy knew what to do, believe me. - I'd like a young boy on my pizza. 536 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:26,036 - But will a young boy like you? - Hey, I'm not dead yet. 537 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,799 You know, I remember freaking out right before I married Don 538 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,469 because I would never be able to have sex with anybody else 539 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,438 for the rest of my life, let alone kiss anybody. 540 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,678 - Do you think that's what's scaring you? - No, I've kissed enough people. 541 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,833 Besides, I don't feel restricted with Jerry. I mean, he's very experimental. 542 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,599 You ready to give somebody like that up? 543 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,309 He's probably off experimenting with some sleazy stripper right now. 544 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,950 So how much you think that jukebox takes in? 545 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,110 - Per night or per month? - Whatever. 546 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,239 Well, you figure four songs for a dollar, song's three, four minutes long. 547 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,756 - It's active six hours a night. - It's about 100 songs an evening. 548 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,751 Is that a Wednesday night or a Saturday night? 549 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,398 We're talking aggregate. We're talking a whole week. 550 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,914 - Nobody said aggregate. - We're speaking aggregate. 551 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,959 Check it out. 552 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,758 $132.50 a week. 553 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,357 You know who was really kinky 554 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,998 - was Jay. - Jay? 555 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,991 He was the first person who ever spanked me. 556 00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,957 Oh, Jesus. Do we really have to hear this? 557 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,519 It was so much fun. 558 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,874 The big jerk. I still hate him. 559 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,359 Why don't you call him and hang up on him? 560 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,908 I can't. I drove him to an unlisted number. 561 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,959 Are you serious? Jill, that is so immature. 562 00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:39,834 What did he do to you? 563 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,388 For one thing, he tried to have a three-way with me and Jamie. 564 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,994 When we said no, he broke up with me and tried to go out with Jamie. 565 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,752 - True. - I didn't know that. 566 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,196 What made Jay think you guys would have a three-way with him? 567 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,032 You two are so coy. 568 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:54,868 What? 569 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,871 - Nothing. - What? 570 00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,032 No, it was just something that happened once when we were both at UCLA. 571 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,269 - It was stupid. - Stupid. 572 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,396 - I've heard this story. - How come I didn't hear it? 573 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,711 You were at Mount Holypoke, or whatever that hoity-toity school was. 574 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,917 Hey, didn't you have any nubile lesbian experiences there? 575 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,151 Shut up! Yeah, sure. You know I didn't. Stop changing the subject. 576 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:15,037 What happened when you guys were at UCLA? 577 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,509 - It's too personal. - Now, that's a first. 578 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,557 - Come on, tell! - No, it was stupid. 579 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,392 - I'll tell. - You slut. 580 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,071 We were living in that building in Palms. 581 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,754 And Jamie was dating this guy from USC... 582 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,751 Well, she wasn't dating him. She was exploiting him. 583 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,910 Come on, he was cute, but nobody you'd ever fall in love with. 584 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,673 So, it didn't matter. It was the '70s. There was no AIDS. 585 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,230 Everybody was fucking each other and wearing too much lip gloss. 586 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,560 He looked kind of like a Jewish Jim Morrison. 587 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,639 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit! 588 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:23,789 Shit. 589 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,313 I can't believe you guys had a three-way. 590 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,189 Was it great? 591 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,919 No, it was stupid. We knew each other too well. 592 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,797 It was kind of incestuous. 593 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,112 What ever happened to him? 594 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,960 He's an agent with the William Morris Agency. 595 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,873 Rachel, can I borrow your comb? 596 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,269 God, I remember, we had to go to Frederick's of Hollywood 597 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,429 to get those garter belts. 598 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,193 You couldn't even get, like, sexy lingerie in department stores then. 599 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,033 - Who even wears garter belts anymore? - I do. 600 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,348 You slut. 601 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,318 You know what I hate is that cheesy lingerie catalogue. 602 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,992 I know. They're all air-brushed and perfect. 603 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,718 - No one looks like that. - I do. 604 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,156 Those perfect little models with those teddies on that nobody ever wears. 605 00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:21,674 There's never a drop of discharge on them. 606 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,473 It makes me feel so inadequate. 607 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,393 Do you remember when we talked Mom into buying that first black bra? 608 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,789 Oh, God, she thought it was so racy. 609 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,998 That was the time we went shopping for your first bra. 610 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,548 - I was so jealous of you. - I developed first. 611 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,154 - You're older. - Not by much. 612 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:42,349 What? 613 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,556 - We tried... - What? 614 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,471 Come on, spit it out. 615 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,676 We finally convinced her to try a tampon. 616 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,194 And she didn't know that she was supposed to take the applicator out. 617 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,316 So she left it in. And she came out and she sat on the couch, 618 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,675 and then she shot six feet in the air. 619 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,590 - Jill, Jill. - What is that? 620 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,229 It's the sound my mother makes when she comes. 621 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:13,314 - You heard her? - She heard her mother? 622 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,559 Oh, my God, what if it's Randy? 623 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,154 - Oh, Marcy, for God's sake. - Relax. 624 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:26,992 Don't open the door. 625 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,315 Sorry. 626 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,391 It's the pizza. 627 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,234 - Good, I'm starving. - I'm stuffed. 628 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,038 Let me get you some money. 629 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,149 - Hi. - Hi. 630 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,671 Oh, my God. Don't let Jamie near him. 631 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,718 - Is this a joke? Are you a stripper? - Pardon? 632 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,916 Don't listen to her. Here. 633 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,631 - Keep the change. - Thanks. 634 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,315 - Guys having a party? - No, Jamie's getting married. 635 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,833 - No, I'm not. - Third time. 636 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:57,909 Thanks, Jill. 637 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,516 Wait a minute. I know you. You were in Cadet Academy. 638 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,909 - Am I right? That was you, right? - Yeah, I'm afraid it was. Yeah. 639 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,834 Shut up. 640 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,639 You looked so cute in that uniform. You were my favourite cadet. 641 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:14,039 Gee, thanks. 642 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,391 Well, hey, congratulations. 643 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,991 - Thanks. - See you. 644 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,429 Bye. 645 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,159 - Oh, my God! He was cute. - Yeah, like a Michelangelo. 646 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:30,389 I need to pee. 647 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,708 You see? I bet you had a fantasy going about him. 648 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,915 No, I didn't. 649 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,037 I can admire somebody's looks without having to see them naked. 650 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,395 - I'd like to see him naked. - What? 651 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,831 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Club soda and salt. Quick! 652 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,755 Hey. 653 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:53,879 Calm down, it's just me. 654 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,552 I'm sorry. I came out the wrong door. 655 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:59,189 - I'm sorry. I forgot you were in here. - Nice dress. 656 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,153 Oh, thanks. Thanks. 657 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,872 - It's from Loehmann's. - Loehmann's? 658 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,918 Oh, God. My mom used to take me there when I was little. 659 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,036 She still thinks those open changing rooms 660 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,792 are the cause of me being a lesbian. 661 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,558 Are you serious? 662 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,189 No. 663 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:21,958 I better get back. 664 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,514 Yeah, right. Okay. 665 00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,996 Don't worry. We got it out. 666 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:40,516 We really did. See, it'll never show. 667 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,556 Besides, it's right where you hold your flowers. 668 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,437 I mean, you know, if... 669 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,270 It's just another sign. 670 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,519 - Jamie, don't be ridiculous. - What are you doing? 671 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,591 - I don't eat cheese. - Since when? 672 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,319 After I broke up with Mark. Got a colonic. 673 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,830 Mark used to tell me I have these saddle bags and a Christmas package. 674 00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,672 Now what is a Christmas package? 675 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:04,194 That bulge that starts at your pubic hair. 676 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,918 Mark used to call it my Christmas package. 677 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,752 What a jerk. You have a great body. 678 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,559 Thank you. It doesn't matter. Now if anybody tells me I'm fat, 679 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,198 I just feel like killing myself. 680 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,032 I know what you mean. 681 00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,997 I can't even masturbate when I feel fat. 682 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,479 Everything with you always comes back to sex. 683 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,391 You know when I hate myself, I still masturbate 684 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:20,993 but I have really masochistic fantasies. 685 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,958 You see? You think you're gonna stop doing that just 'cause you get married? 686 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,998 No, but they're abstract. They're not about anybody in particular. 687 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,832 I went out with this really smug French guy once 688 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,478 who thought he knew everything about women. 689 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:31,754 I gotta pee now. 690 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,149 And he insisted that all women have one fantasy. 691 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:39,430 A man comes home, he brings roses and champagne to his woman, 692 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,919 then he tells her that he loves her... 693 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,639 - Are you sure he wasn't Italian? - He was European. 694 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,676 He tells her that he loves her 695 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,479 and she's the most beautiful thing in the world. 696 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,034 - And that's it. - Sounds good to me. 697 00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,954 I hate roses. My fantasies are so much more explicit. 698 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,758 I mean, I disgust myself sometimes. 699 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,637 Did you guys read that Nancy Friday book My Secret Garden of Fantasies? 700 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,119 I read that. 701 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:08,473 It's broken into all kinds of categories, you know, sadomasochism and incest. 702 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,869 There's even an animal category. 703 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,908 You know, Victor tried to hump his cocker spaniel, Lucky, 704 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,231 - when he was little. - No! Did he really? 705 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,719 - That's disgusting. - Yuck! 706 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,836 - What? - Tina farted! 707 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,990 You know, I remember that Nancy Friday book. 708 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,753 There was this nun fantasy in it that was really perverse. 709 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,355 Please don't say anything about a nun. There's nothing sexy about a nun. 710 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,876 Come on. I'd like to look up some nun's habit and pleasure her. 711 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,270 I did a nun once. An ex-nun. 712 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,438 And she lost her virginity to her mother superior. 713 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,669 Some of my fantasies are so weird. 714 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,435 - I wonder where they come from. - Twisted childhoods. 715 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,670 You didn't have a twisted childhood. 716 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,957 I always feel guilty after my masochistic fantasies. 717 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,316 I don't know. What do you do when you're politically correct 718 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,391 but your masturbation fantasies aren't? 719 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,278 - I just hate any kind of pain. - It's not about pain. 720 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:03,713 I'm sorry. 721 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,110 - I didn't know you were still in here. - It's all yours. 722 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,953 I got something on my shirt. I gotta go change. 723 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,349 - I knew it! You are smoking again. - Mind your own business! 724 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:19,953 - This is my first one in six months. - Oh, God. 725 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,554 I've had a very long stressful day and it's not easy being around you. 726 00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,834 Your breath stinks. Oh, what? What did I do? 727 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,148 Just because I don't want to take care of you 728 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,231 when you're riddled with emphysema... 729 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:30,278 - Guys, you're gonna wake up Chris. - I'm awake. 730 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:31,475 - Sorry. - Sorry. 731 00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,278 Sorry, honey. 732 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,798 - Why didn't you lock the door? - Jill, stop screaming. 733 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,711 I didn't know you would come barging in without knocking. 734 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,075 Do you remember how Desi used to spank Lucy? 735 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,195 Yeah! 736 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,475 I thought that I would grow up to have a husband who spanked me. 737 00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,313 Oh! Do you know what used to get to me was Catwoman. 738 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,914 Remember... Remember she used to tie people up? 739 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,638 I told my parents that when I watched that, 740 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,073 it made me feel all funny inside. 741 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,957 They made me stop watching it. 742 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,270 Rachel and I have these cousins, twin boys. 743 00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,669 And whenever they came over, we used to play this secret game 744 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,829 where they tied me up. 745 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,876 I loved it! "Let me go, let me go!" 746 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,599 Michael and Mitchell used to tie you up? Where was I? 747 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,877 I don't know. You were amusing the adults with an impromptu piano recital. 748 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,996 I didn't even masturbate until after I had sex. 749 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,355 Are you kidding? I started when I was four. 750 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,475 - Four? - Four? 751 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,994 My babysitter caught me humping my Mother Goose book. 752 00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,273 I've never found a dick as hard as that book. 753 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,951 Hey, I never masturbated until I read that book, Our Bodies, Ourselves. 754 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,553 - Oh, I read that. - I read that. 755 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,870 I had to get out a mirror and find my clitoris and everything! 756 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,359 Did you really do that? 757 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,668 I couldn't find it. 758 00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,558 - Is it clitoris or is it clitoris? - Clitoris. 759 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:36,914 Wanna know something else? 760 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,594 I don't think I've ever had an orgasm during sex. 761 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,795 - Really? - What! 762 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,598 I don't think so. 763 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,752 You know, I bet those systems analysts are talking about sex right now. 764 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,396 What's the least amount of money you would stick your hand in a toilet for? 765 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,870 That depends! We talking about my toilet or somebody else's toilet? 766 00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,871 Yeah, and is it clean or does it have turds floating in it? 767 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,236 We're talking about a clean public toilet. Would you go after a quarter? 768 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,959 - No, I wouldn't go after a quarter. - Would you go after $5? 769 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,439 - No. - I'd go after $5. 770 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:03,919 - How about $10? - No. 771 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,797 How about $20? 772 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:06,949 Yes. 773 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,600 I don't really like vibrators. They make me feel awkward. 774 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,193 Yeah, I've never owned a vibrator. 775 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,157 Did you know that Mom sent me one when I was at UCLA 776 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,229 and Tom dumped me? 777 00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,231 Mother sent you a vibrator? 778 00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,914 She wanted me to be satisfied but not sleep around. 779 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,719 My gosh! My mom would never send me a vibrator. 780 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,313 Oh, she'd just gotten divorced. 781 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,595 She was going through her... 782 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,357 She never sent me a vibrator. 783 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,317 I believe you were too busy comforting Daddy 784 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,913 and not speaking to her at the time. 785 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,638 Well, somebody had to. He was devastated. 786 00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:35,199 Oh, thank God his favourite daughter was around. 787 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,838 Oh, let's please not start that. 788 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,069 You know what? 789 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,151 I used to have this little pillow when I was little 790 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,434 with a little happy face on it 791 00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,557 and I used to make out with it and pretend it was David Cassidy. 792 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,949 - You were obsessed with him! - We all were. 793 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,830 You know, I had the most erotic dream about him once. 794 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,712 I did. I know it doesn't sound like much, 795 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,429 but it's probably the sexiest dream I ever had. 796 00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,468 So? Come on. 797 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,039 Well... 798 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:05,035 He's at the top of this really long flight of stairs. 799 00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:08,039 And I felt like I had to climb forever. 800 00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:13,310 And then when I got there, he was wearing these leather pants 801 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,799 and his 802 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,677 thing was out. 803 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,437 It was really big. 804 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,151 How big was it? 805 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,639 What? 806 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,399 What? 807 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,798 It's hard to explain but it was really erotic. 808 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,998 I had this dream that I had sex with Andy Rooney in a bathtub! 809 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,278 - Oh! - Disgusting. 810 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,470 You know what I loved about David Cassidy? 811 00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:46,437 He had no visible body hair. 812 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,919 You know, I remember thinking when I was little 813 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,197 that I'd never like one of those big furry grown-ups like my father. 814 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,748 - Like your husband, you mean. - I was just about to say that. 815 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,239 Hey! Shut up! 816 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,039 - At least he's not bald. - Hey, come on, Jerry's not bald. 817 00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,793 - His hairline's very distinctive. - Oh, God, she's defending him. 818 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,393 He's not bald! 819 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,915 All right, wait, I was gonna say something. 820 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,037 Oh, yes. Please say something. You've been so quiet all evening. 821 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,634 God. 822 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,956 You know, there are some hairy men that I find attractive. 823 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,632 How about Sonny in The Godfather? 824 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:15,790 Oh, yes, up against the door, page 27. 825 00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,472 - 26. - No, 27. 826 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,711 I used to read it on the phone to Brad Fertini in junior high school. 827 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,268 - Oh, I remember him! - He made me, over and over again. 828 00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,316 He had bad skin, right? 829 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,752 You know, there's something about those gangsters 830 00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,239 that was such a turn-on. 831 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,197 That was my biggest masturbation fantasy 832 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,032 when I was in high school. 833 00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:45,879 I picture that den in The Godfather with all those men in it. 834 00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:50,075 I've cheated on the Don's son and the family finds out. 835 00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,670 So they bring me into the room 836 00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,548 and the Don decides I must be punished. 837 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:03,038 Sometimes he rubs an ice cube on my butt because it's so sore. 838 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,033 Gee, thanks for sharing. 839 00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:09,751 I can't believe you just told that to everybody. 840 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,631 What do you mean everybody? 841 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,756 Jeez, I've known you guys practically my whole life. 842 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,479 I can't share one little sex fantasy? 843 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,679 You know, that is why we are so messed up. 844 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:22,637 Because we're too ashamed to reveal ourselves. 845 00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,269 That's why my fantasy is about being punished, because I'm ashamed. 846 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,839 Don't you get it? 847 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,831 I mean, we're women, so we're supposed to be pure. 848 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,273 - We're not supposed to have fantasies. - Calm down. 849 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,475 Calm down. Calm down! 850 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:33,709 We're supposed to be up on this pedestal. 851 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,394 Calm down. I'm glad that you told it. 852 00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,549 Yes, it's very reassuring to know that there's someone else 853 00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,870 who is a little bit more of a pervert than I am. 854 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,473 I am not a pervert! 855 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:48,030 Okay, okay, okay. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. All right? 856 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,037 - Men like to be spanked, too. - That's right. 857 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,157 I mean, it's that whole dominatrix thing. It's very, very common. 858 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,309 Maybe in England. 859 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:57,710 But I don't like being the spanker. I only like to be the spankee. 860 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,189 - I like getting a spanking. - Why? 861 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,475 It's fun. Me and Jamie do it all the time. 862 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,233 I don't want to get spanked. It hurts. 863 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,511 - Your parents spank you? - Yeah, my dad does. 864 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,909 - You wanna see something? - Okay. 865 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,272 Where'd you get this? 866 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,590 It was in your dad's bedroom, in the cupboard. 867 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,399 Jill, put it back. We're gonna get in trouble. 868 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,552 - Why? - 'Cause those magazines are for men. 869 00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,388 So? 870 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:36,112 - Look at her boobies. - They're gross. 871 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,671 Men like them like that. 872 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,350 Where did you get this magazine? 873 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,749 - It was in your husband's bathroom. - What? 874 00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:05,032 - I was looking for toilet... - Jill, you go home. 875 00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,189 Git! 876 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:10,592 And you, young lady, can stay in your room until your father gets home. 877 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,159 God! 878 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,508 Bend over and pull down your pants. 879 00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,038 Do you think people have spanking fantasies 880 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,588 in countries that don't use corporal punishment? 881 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,830 I have a domination fantasy. 882 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,153 Do tell. 883 00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:31,029 I make my cretin supervisor clean the bathroom. 884 00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:36,349 Rachel, that's an intellectual fantasy, not a sexual one. 885 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:38,748 Well... 886 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,274 I guess. 887 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:46,313 My therapist says that acting out some fantasies 888 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,311 with a partner you trust is actually quite healthy. 889 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,960 - As long as nobody gets hurt. - Right. 890 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,710 You know, Randy likes playing those games. 891 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:55,597 Really? What does he do, paint you? 892 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,195 No. No, he's an actor, 893 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:02,670 so he likes to get into character and pretend we're different people. 894 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,634 One time, he played doctor, 895 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,633 and he shaved off all my pubic hair. 896 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,959 It was really erotic at the time, 897 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,508 but now it's growing back in and it's really itchy. 898 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,388 I let this guy do it to me once and I forgot and I went to get a Pap smear. 899 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,517 It was so embarrassing! 900 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,796 I didn't know anything embarrassed you. 901 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,519 - I had a crush on my gynaecologist. - Oh, that's gross. 902 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:28,752 Can we please talk about something other than sex for five minutes? 903 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,837 Okay, fine. Let's talk about sex. 904 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,911 What is wrong with talking about sex? 905 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,560 - Don't you think about sex? - Of course, I do. 906 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,392 So, what turns you on? 907 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,550 Right. You'll just make fun of me. 908 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,312 No, I really wanna know. I won't. 909 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,231 Well, I don't have anything that compares to yours. 910 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:50,517 - Oh, come on. Rachel, spill it. - Rachel, come on. 911 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,233 All right. 912 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,193 Don't laugh. 913 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,429 But it has to do with shopping. 914 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,874 I admit I'm a bit of a materialist! 915 00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:08,390 Anyway, this man takes me to a really expensive store, 916 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,836 and he picks clothes out for me. 917 00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:17,628 He is completely in control. 918 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:19,833 And he decides everything, 919 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,798 right down to the Christian Dior teddy. 920 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,075 And then he 921 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,790 makes me model everything. 922 00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,833 That's it? 923 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,674 That... 924 00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:46,311 You masturbate to that? 925 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,549 I didn't say that. 926 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,074 I'm just trying to figure out at what point do you come? 927 00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,196 When the clerk says, 928 00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:55,556 "That'll be $2,750"? 929 00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:02,070 Will you stop making... See, I can't tell anything in front of Jill. 930 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:06,997 I'm sorry. I'm just trying to figure out how we turned out so different. 931 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,355 No, really. Seriously, Rachel, I mean. 932 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:11,829 Do you really think that's a masturbation fantasy? 933 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,478 I never said that. 934 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,676 What, you don't masturbate? 935 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,716 Well, as a matter of fact, I don't. 936 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,233 - Really? - Never? 937 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:21,958 What's the big deal? I just never wanted to. 938 00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:25,191 I just don't like touching myself there. 939 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,319 How can we be sisters? 940 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,595 You know, my mother doesn't masturbate. 941 00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,955 - How do you know? - We tell each other everything. 942 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,510 I mean, she has no sex life, not since my parents got divorced. 943 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,433 - And she doesn't masturbate. - That's a generational thing. 944 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:41,796 - I think that's sad. - I think a lot of women are like that. 945 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,110 You know, my mother never talks about sex. 946 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,556 But she did tell me once that she thinks that oral sex is disgusting. 947 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:51,758 - Oh, I had my first orgasm with oral sex. - Me, too, after the prom. 948 00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,070 You know, I think I was allergic to Mark's sperm. 949 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,151 When it got on my face, it gave me a rash. 950 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,879 I kind of enjoyed giving head to men. 951 00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,674 - So which is better? - Men or women? 952 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,199 I don't know. They're very different. 953 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,274 I really enjoyed having sex with men, but I... 954 00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,717 I would have to say that I prefer sex with women. It's... 955 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,115 Women are great. I think they're great in every way, you know. 956 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:21,159 Sexually and emotionally I feel more of a bond with women. I do. 957 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:24,715 I mean, sex is sex, 958 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,349 but I guess when it's all over I would rather hang out with a woman. 959 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,798 You know, I think I like hanging out with you guys 960 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,269 better than any guy I've ever dated. 961 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,475 Yeah. 962 00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,756 - I need some sugar. - I should check my machine. 963 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:46,795 More chocolate. 964 00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,275 - Oh, my God, Randy called. - So? 965 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:54,911 - He's furious. - Well, don't let him intimidate you. 966 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,595 Could you grab the napkins and the ice cream, please? 967 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,240 - I'll just get this out of the way. - That is so beautiful. 968 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,754 - Did Chris make that? - Yep. 969 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,712 She is so talented. 970 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,396 Jerome loves carrot cake. 971 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,838 Oh, screw him. 972 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:14,275 You're not really gonna cancel your wedding, are you? 973 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,759 Ice cream's melting. 974 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,191 Jesus, Marcy. 975 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,399 He said on my machine he was gonna call me here. 976 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,869 - It's not Randy. - That's creepy. 977 00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,269 Maybe we should call the police. 978 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,588 Hello? 979 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,796 - No, Randy, she's not here. - Oh, my gosh. 980 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:35,474 Well, I don't care if you did see her car in the driveway. 981 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:37,152 Look, if you show your face on my property, 982 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:41,438 I'll have you arrested so fast that your head will spin. Now, goodbye. 983 00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,034 - Slumber party massacre. - What're we gonna do? 984 00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:46,315 No, nothing. He's all bark, honey. 985 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,073 You don't understand. He... He... He... 986 00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:51,720 - What? - He threatened to blackmail me. 987 00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,358 - About what? - What? 988 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,556 You guys, I did something so stupid. 989 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,313 - What? What is it? - Marcy, what? 990 00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,590 I can't tell you. It's too embarrassing. 991 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,353 - Come on, you gotta be kidding. - Marcy. 992 01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,592 It was so stupid. It was just so stupid. 993 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,629 What? 994 01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,475 I let him take pictures of me. 995 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,916 Really explicit pictures. 996 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,600 - Oh, Marcy. - That was not a good idea. 997 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,432 Oh, thanks, Mom. 998 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,791 He threatened to mail them to my parents! 999 01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:25,750 I am the stupidest person that ever lived. 1000 01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:27,910 How could I have ever liked him? What's wrong with me? 1001 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,515 My parents would have a heart attack if they even knew I was seeing him. 1002 01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,591 How could you go from a nice, normal attorney 1003 01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:34,874 to a psychotic house painter? 1004 01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,475 - Oh, Mark was a scumbag. - Oh, God, I know. 1005 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,430 I can't believe I wasted six years on him. 1006 01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,397 What did poor Mark do? 1007 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,230 Oh, it's so unsavoury. 1008 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:50,599 You know, after all those years 1009 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:55,231 of refusing to really commit to our relationship but still stringing me along, 1010 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:59,433 I found out something really awful about him. 1011 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:00,993 - What? - What? 1012 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,476 Oh, he was getting hand jobs at a massage parlour in Van Nuys. 1013 01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,198 Are you serious? 1014 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:12,229 Yeah, he said it helped him relax after his racquetball games. 1015 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:14,788 That's awful. How did you find out? 1016 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,632 When I was doing his taxes. 1017 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,915 He saved the receipts to write off as a business expense. 1018 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,672 What a scum! 1019 01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,157 That's not deductible. 1020 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,312 - I never liked him. - My parents were in love with him. 1021 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,311 Oh, forget about your parents for God's sakes. 1022 01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:32,313 You know, that is your problem. You've been a good girl your whole life. 1023 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,557 I guess that's true. 1024 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,476 When I was a little girl, we'd go on road trips. 1025 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:48,314 My mother used to always tell me never to use a rest stop alone, 1026 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:51,870 'cause there might be a rapist in there waiting for me. 1027 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,799 It's so weird but something about the idea of my very own rapist 1028 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,871 used to really excite me. 1029 01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:13,596 Sometimes I'd imagine myself, all grown up and travelling alone. 1030 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,353 And I had to pee so bad I just couldn't help it. 1031 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,074 I've been waiting for you, darling. 1032 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,552 Isn't that awful? 1033 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:41,754 I didn't even know what a rapist was. 1034 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:46,038 He just kissed me and then asked if he could watch me pee. 1035 01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,748 Did you know that on my soap, the rapist got the most fan mail 1036 01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:52,389 from women? 1037 01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:56,951 Well, look at Luke on General Hospital. Laura married him after he raped her. 1038 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,996 Yeah, and then he became the biggest deal. 1039 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,069 That's weird. 1040 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:02,116 You know what really bugs me is in the movies, 1041 01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:05,749 you always see little boys jerking off to dirty postcards and everything, 1042 01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:09,071 but you never see any little girls have any sexuality at all. 1043 01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:13,119 - That would scare people. - It's just like that whole stripper thing. 1044 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,831 I mean, I really thought that Jerry was evolved, 1045 01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,554 but he is out there, as we speak, 1046 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,598 oogling some unemployed actress in a dirty thong. 1047 01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:25,513 - Ogling. - How did we get back on this subject? 1048 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:29,149 You guys, should I call over there and see if she's been there yet? 1049 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,514 - Yes. - No. 1050 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,119 I'm going to. 1051 01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,792 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God! 1052 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,438 - The bridesmaid's dress. - That is hideous. 1053 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:42,033 How did we ever go out in public in that? 1054 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,793 - Where did you find it? - Mothball section. 1055 01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,672 You guys been talking about sex all evening? 1056 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,876 I kept hearing little snatches of your conversation. 1057 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,911 No pun intended. 1058 01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,274 It was giving me the wildest dreams. 1059 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,308 Oh, hello. 1060 01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,949 I sent one of my girls over this evening to do a strip for a few gentlemen. 1061 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,600 I just wanted to know if she arrived there okay. 1062 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,158 I think I see her. 1063 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,749 Cute. 1064 01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,989 Chris, your cake is fabulous. I can't stop eating it. 1065 01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,152 Well, that's it. The wedding's off, and I mean it. 1066 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:35,035 What was that? 1067 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,153 Oh, my God, it's Randy's El Camino. He's here. 1068 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,159 He's here. 1069 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:47,795 - I said he's here! What're we gonna do? - Call the police. 1070 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:48,915 Who is it? 1071 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,718 That bozo who wanted to paint the house. 1072 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,313 He wants to paint the house at this hour? 1073 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:53,719 No, he's been stalking Marcy. 1074 01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:57,190 - Whoever he is, he's in the backyard. - That little fucker! I'm gonna get him. 1075 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,191 - Oh, my God. - Chris, no! 1076 01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:00,793 I got pepper spray! 1077 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:04,195 You're dead! 1078 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,832 Chris, oh, my God, that's the pool man. 1079 01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:09,751 - Jesus! - Are you okay? 1080 01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:10,829 That's not Randy. 1081 01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:14,035 Here, why don't you have some carrot cake? 1082 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,429 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1083 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:18,711 - Here, Chris baked it. - This is my favourite. 1084 01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,753 - It's delicious. - I'm sorry. 1085 01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,559 - We thought you were someone else. - Who, the bogeyman? 1086 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:27,155 - No, a friend of Marcy's. - He's not really a friend of mine. 1087 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,118 - He's actually my house painter. - Oh, you naughty girl. 1088 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,397 You wanna see a picture of him? I just happen to have one handy. 1089 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,716 So, now he's basically stalking me. 1090 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,956 He's cute. 1091 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,031 - Who is it? - Oh, God, he's here. 1092 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,712 Jesus, I'll get it. 1093 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,155 I'd better handle this. She'll kill him. 1094 01:05:48,040 --> 01:05:49,837 May I help you? 1095 01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:52,913 - Who the hell are you? - Mr French. 1096 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:53,989 Where's Marcy? 1097 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,514 She's taking a long hot soak in the tub, 1098 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,273 and she's not receiving any gentleman callers. 1099 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,078 What are you, some kind of a fag? 1100 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:04,000 Tell Marcy to get her butt out here right now. 1101 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,071 Listen, you little soap opera reject, 1102 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:08,720 if you come near that woman again 1103 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,758 I'm gonna smash your pretty little face in. Do you understand? 1104 01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,149 Right, just let me go, all right? 1105 01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:15,549 Slut. 1106 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,356 And I really loved her. 1107 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,639 Marcy! 1108 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,078 Hey, Marcy! 1109 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,150 Oh, God, he's a method actor. 1110 01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:32,879 Marcy! 1111 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,152 - Marcy! - Don't! 1112 01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:36,839 He is cute. 1113 01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:38,789 Randy. 1114 01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:44,679 What's your problem? You won't even take my calls. Why? 1115 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:47,031 What, all of a sudden I have cooties now? 1116 01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:50,237 No. No. No. It's just that I... 1117 01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,949 I told you once already how I feel and it's kind of hard for me to... 1118 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,632 Blow people off? 1119 01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,469 Look, Randy, I don't know why you're so upset. 1120 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:02,473 I didn't sense that much of an emotional involvement from you. 1121 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:03,788 Really? 1122 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,834 Well, you haven't been paying much attention then, have you? 1123 01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:10,515 So, what, ultimately, I'm just not good enough for you, is that it? 1124 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:14,435 You know what? You don't really want to be involved with me. I'm really a mess. 1125 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,511 Christ, I hate that old line. 1126 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,989 You don't wanna be involved with me because your parents would shit 1127 01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:22,595 if they knew their little princess was boning a house painter. 1128 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,191 Well, you might not think I have any potential, 1129 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:26,759 but you're gonna feel pretty stupid 1130 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:29,593 when I become famous and you see you're gonna miss out big time. 1131 01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,318 I'm sure I will. 1132 01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:34,275 - Yeah, right. - No, I'm... 1133 01:07:36,080 --> 01:07:40,517 Randy, I'm really sorry you're upset. I didn't mean to hurt you. 1134 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,999 You used me. 1135 01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,399 You just wanted to sleep with me 1136 01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,232 like I was some kind of a bimbo or something. 1137 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:46,992 No. No, I... 1138 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,398 I just thought we were having fun. 1139 01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:52,351 Yeah, well, whatever. 1140 01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:55,031 You have a nice life. 1141 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,558 Oh, you, too. 1142 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,074 And good luck with your career. 1143 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:03,357 I'll look forward to seeing you on the big screen. 1144 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,518 Can I have a goodbye kiss or something? 1145 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,472 Of course. 1146 01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,153 Who's that? 1147 01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:22,513 Brandy. 1148 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:27,238 Well, take care. 1149 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,031 Yeah, you, too, babe. 1150 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:48,596 Now, let me get this straight, sweetheart. 1151 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:50,716 - You're dumping this gorgeous... - Easy on the tequila, Marcy. 1152 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,473 ...very intelligent-looking man, 1153 01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,711 because his horny little friend hired a stripper? 1154 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,519 I just don't feel like making myself vulnerable 1155 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:00,874 to getting trashed again. 1156 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,155 Why'd you get involved with him in the first place? 1157 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:07,358 Well, I keep thinking that I'll change, that I'll get more secure. 1158 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:12,430 It's so hard to risk getting intimate time and time again. 1159 01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:16,914 Taking my clothes off in front of somebody for the first time. 1160 01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,551 Explaining my breast implants. 1161 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,438 - Those aren't real? - No, unfortunately. 1162 01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,078 You know, sometimes I imagine my coffin. 1163 01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:31,275 When the rest of me is decomposed, there's these two little bags of silicone. 1164 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:35,712 I mean, they're just sitting there in that pine box. 1165 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,313 - Oh, Jesus. - Oh, Jesus. 1166 01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:41,279 You have every reason to be happy right now and listen to you. 1167 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,234 Do you think maybe you're just not in love with Jerry? 1168 01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:46,629 He's the best guy I've ever been with! 1169 01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:51,635 I'd give anything in the world if I could find a nice Jewish boy and settle down. 1170 01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,637 He's so cute 1171 01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:57,314 - with those round little glasses. - Oh, God! 1172 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:01,359 - You're so funny. - Marcy. 1173 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,798 It's been fun, girls. We must do it again. 1174 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:07,439 He's so funny. 1175 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:11,195 - You're drunk, girlfriend. - Oh, no, I'm just relaxed. 1176 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,879 Jamie, you marry that boy. He sounds like heaven on a stick. 1177 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:17,959 - Bye-bye. - Take care. 1178 01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:19,268 Night. 1179 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,513 Jill, that's Tina's blanket. 1180 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,318 So? It's cosy. 1181 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:28,833 That's gross. 1182 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:33,557 Let's stick her hand in my ginger ale and see if she pees. 1183 01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:40,709 Oh, she looks like a little child, doesn't she? 1184 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,397 Oh, lucky her to be so innocent! 1185 01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,596 - Marcy. - Oh, God. 1186 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,591 Give me that. Give it to me. 1187 01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:50,318 I'm so tired. 1188 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,073 It's late. 1189 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,796 It's time to hit the hay. 1190 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:58,713 I can't believe he hasn't even called. 1191 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,150 I didn't get any message about a cancellation. 1192 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,471 I'm sorry. We left it on your service. 1193 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,755 I drove here all the way from Simi Valley. 1194 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,756 What, you guys don't like the way I look? 1195 01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:13,671 No, no, no. No way. 1196 01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:15,991 You're terrific. 1197 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,433 He just doesn't want to upset his fianc�e. 1198 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,790 - Hey! - Turn it off. 1199 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,839 - It's the new direct digital sound. - Look, 1200 01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:31,351 I'm sorry about the confusion. Personally, I'd still like to see the show. 1201 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:34,838 Well, then, when you get married, why don't you give me a call? 1202 01:11:36,280 --> 01:11:38,635 Who is this? It's 3:00 a.m. 1203 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:43,400 Hello? Hi, Jerry. 1204 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:48,310 Yeah, hang on a second. 1205 01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:56,869 - Jamie, Jerry's on the phone. - Tell him I hate him. 1206 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,359 Jamie. 1207 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:09,752 Your bathroom mirrors are making me suicidal. 1208 01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:11,709 Hello? 1209 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:13,358 Hey, you guys, listen, 1210 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:15,954 I didn't want to tell you this before because I was too embarrassed 1211 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,598 - but you know what I did once? - I'm allergic to down. 1212 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:19,432 There are other blankets, Rachel. 1213 01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:20,589 You want me to get you another one? 1214 01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:23,474 What? You did? 1215 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,351 Of course I believe you. 1216 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:30,918 Oh, Jerry, do you really love me? You do? I'm so sorry. 1217 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,116 No, I am. I am sorry. 1218 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,397 Of course, I still wanna marry you. Don't be ridiculous. 1219 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,232 It's just that... 1220 01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:42,675 Here's another comforter. 1221 01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:44,512 - It's not down. - So, you guys, listen, 1222 01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:48,839 when I was about 12, when I was first growing pubic hair, 1223 01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:53,829 I got out of the shower and it was all wet and dripping, you know. 1224 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:57,518 Honey, can you talk up? I can't hear. 1225 01:12:57,600 --> 01:12:59,955 And Tuffy, our dog, 1226 01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:03,237 started licking it because he was thirsty, 1227 01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,112 and I just let him. 1228 01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:10,995 Right on. 1229 01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:13,469 Well, we're all just sharing our sex stories. 1230 01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:16,028 Oh, honey, I love you so much. I do. 1231 01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:19,590 I wish that I could come home right now and hop into bed with you. 1232 01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,959 This whole sort of slumber party's been fun but it's really exhausting. 1233 01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:28,558 And Rachel and Jill, they have been going at it all night, as usual. 1234 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:33,279 Oh, I can't sleep without you, bunny face. 1235 01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:34,634 Bunny face. 1236 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:36,995 Bye. 1237 01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,750 He cancelled the stripper. 1238 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:46,913 Good, bunny face. 1239 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,514 Were you eavesdropping on that whole conversation? 1240 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:52,876 As a matter of fact, I'm going to use the bathroom. 1241 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:58,158 No, Marcy, no! I haven't got the plug in yet. 1242 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:00,992 Marcy, no. Cut it out. 1243 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,308 I don't feel well. 1244 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:03,753 Dibs on the sofa. 1245 01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:05,558 You always do that. Why should you get the sofa? 1246 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:08,279 - Motherhood takes precedence. - Not if she isn't pregnant. 1247 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:09,873 She is pregnant. 1248 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:20,116 I'm sorry. I'm tired, Jill. I totally spaced. 1249 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,474 She hates me. 1250 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:24,030 The wedding's back on. 1251 01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:31,232 He's such a good guy. 1252 01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:35,518 Even if he does only have one testicle, he's a hell of a guy! 1253 01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:37,916 You are too much. 1254 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:41,040 Great. Now everyone hates me. 1255 01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,072 I wonder why. 1256 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:46,318 I don't feel very good. 1257 01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:48,231 I think I need some fresh air. 1258 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:56,999 Rachel. Please come out. 1259 01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,718 She's hardly told anyone. Rachel, come on. 1260 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,758 Leave me alone. 1261 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:06,600 Rachel, let me in. 1262 01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,039 Chris. 1263 01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:14,508 Jesus, man, what'd I do now? 1264 01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,751 Nothing. I'm trying to get Rachel out of the bathroom. She's upset. 1265 01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,159 Right. 1266 01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:22,152 I'll see you in bed. 1267 01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:24,390 - I'm sleeping in the living room. - What? 1268 01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:27,756 I'm the hostess for Christ's sake. It's a slumber party. 1269 01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:31,389 - Why don't you just grow up? - No, why don't you grow up? 1270 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,394 Stop being so fucking possessive. 1271 01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:37,758 If you don't like it here, why don't you just go live someplace else? 1272 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,193 Fine. 1273 01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:43,629 Shit. 1274 01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:45,153 Rachel. 1275 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:47,674 Open the fucking door. Let me in. 1276 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:07,669 - I'm sorry I opened my big mouth. - No, it's not your fault. 1277 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:13,670 She always finds some way to hurt me or exclude me 1278 01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:15,637 ever since we were born. 1279 01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:17,153 I mean, I'm her sister, for God's sake! 1280 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:19,037 Why wouldn't she tell me something that important? 1281 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:20,155 Because she's confused. 1282 01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:22,037 She doesn't even know what she's gonna do yet. 1283 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,792 What do you mean, what she's gonna do? 1284 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:26,314 Well, she just got Noah ready for preschool 1285 01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:29,790 and she wants to go back to school herself, you know that. 1286 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,075 She's not thinking of having an abortion. 1287 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:34,593 Well, I don't know what she's thinking. 1288 01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,353 You know, she hasn't even talked to Don yet. 1289 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:41,118 She is so selfish 1290 01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,590 to even consider that! 1291 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:45,273 Just for her own convenience? 1292 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:47,396 You know, that's why she didn't want to tell you. 1293 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:50,711 I'm sorry. I can't understand how anybody can do that. 1294 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,359 You don't know what it's like to be my age 1295 01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:56,079 and just watch your eggs just walking away from you. 1296 01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,954 I want a baby more than anything. 1297 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,794 Honey. 1298 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:08,114 Okay. 1299 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:11,953 But Jill's life is still her decision. 1300 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,511 What makes you think I don't understand, huh? 1301 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,716 I want to have a baby, too. 1302 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:20,678 How could you? I mean... 1303 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,671 Rachel, give me a break. 1304 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:26,230 I mean, haven't you ever heard of a turkey baster for God's sake? 1305 01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:29,717 How does Chris feel? 1306 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,392 Who knows? 1307 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:33,790 I don't know how I feel about Chris right now. 1308 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:36,917 - I'm very confused about all that. - About what? 1309 01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:41,549 Everything. I just don't know what I really want right now. 1310 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:47,151 You know, there's this guy at work that I really like. 1311 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:49,469 Really? 1312 01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:52,393 Yeah. And I find myself thinking all kinds of stupid things. 1313 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:56,678 You know, like how much easier my life would be if I were straight, you know? 1314 01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:00,230 - How happy my mother would be. - Oh, your mother. 1315 01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,794 She wasn't exactly a model mother. 1316 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:06,269 Why do you care what she thinks? 1317 01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:08,112 - Yeah, well... - I'm sorry. 1318 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:09,792 It's okay. 1319 01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,477 It's just as well I was here with my grandmother. 1320 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:14,669 But, I mean, you know, 1321 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:18,275 I might like to get married someday and have kids. 1322 01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:22,919 I don't know. 1323 01:18:24,080 --> 01:18:27,755 Shit. I am just too old to be this mixed up. 1324 01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,871 You poor thing. 1325 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:38,428 I always think of you as so calm and capable. 1326 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:44,431 I always forget that you could have problems, too. 1327 01:18:44,600 --> 01:18:46,079 I'm okay. 1328 01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:56,357 Let's go back in and join the party, okay? 1329 01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:58,516 Come on. Come on. 1330 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,159 Come on. 1331 01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:03,919 Okay. 1332 01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:19,228 I always wanted to be a ballerina. 1333 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,469 I studied for 10 years. 1334 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,599 Now I'm just a CPA with duck feet. 1335 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:31,436 You got nice posture. 1336 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,993 Thanks. 1337 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:37,630 That's why my mother wanted me to study it in the first place. 1338 01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,758 My mom, she tried to get me to take dance. 1339 01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:43,796 I took bowling instead. 1340 01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:47,390 Wow. So you knew pretty young. 1341 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:52,876 Well, you know, I mean that... 1342 01:19:55,560 --> 01:19:59,075 You know, Georgina was always just like the rest of us. 1343 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:02,517 Yeah. I know. I know what you mean, you know. 1344 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,955 She's bi, and I'm a dyke. 1345 01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:09,394 I knew I was gay when I was five. 1346 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:13,435 I had this really big crush on Barbara Eden from I Dream of Jeannie. 1347 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:16,671 I love that show! Oh, I love that show! 1348 01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:19,149 I used to have this little Jeannie outfit. 1349 01:20:19,240 --> 01:20:21,549 I wanted to look just like her. 1350 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:25,277 I wanted to marry her. 1351 01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:27,717 Is Barbara Eden gay? 1352 01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:32,038 I don't know. She's not really my type any more. 1353 01:20:32,120 --> 01:20:33,917 Oh. Yeah. 1354 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:37,475 She hasn't done much lately. 1355 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,393 Anyway. 1356 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,714 Wow. 1357 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:47,759 Do you know, sometimes I've wished I was gay. 1358 01:20:48,760 --> 01:20:51,558 It seems like it would be so much easier. 1359 01:20:52,320 --> 01:20:53,435 Why? 1360 01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:55,479 I don't know. 1361 01:20:56,160 --> 01:20:58,720 Because then you wouldn't have to deal with men. 1362 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,268 Women are so much easier to get along with. 1363 01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:03,669 They're so much more diplomatic. 1364 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:08,512 I've noticed. 1365 01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:12,750 I know, but they really love each other. 1366 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:15,513 It's pretty much the same when you're gay, you know? 1367 01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:18,637 You get in the same fights, the same jealousy and stuff. 1368 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,354 It's just less socially acceptable. 1369 01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:24,950 Hey, I have a gay third cousin in Seattle. 1370 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:27,873 She married her lover in a big wedding. 1371 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:30,309 They even registered for china. 1372 01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,638 My mom bought them a whole place setting. 1373 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:37,438 She's very impressed with their families. 1374 01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,356 You seem really sad. 1375 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:51,308 I think Georgina wants to break up. 1376 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,149 You know, I've always envied you. 1377 01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:00,196 You have the perfect husband, the perfect kid. 1378 01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:02,236 - What do I look like, Mrs Beaver? - Cleaver. 1379 01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,073 Don't try to convince her she's happy, Jamie. She'd rather be tragic. 1380 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:07,355 Oh, listen to Miss Prozac. 1381 01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:13,756 Can't you ever keep your mouth shut about anything? 1382 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:16,673 I'm just so tired of her moods, you know. 1383 01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:21,917 That's so amazing. I never knew Georgina had moods. 1384 01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:25,080 Well, she's great with her friends. 1385 01:22:26,760 --> 01:22:28,557 It's just as a lover, you know, it's like, 1386 01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:31,518 "come here" one minute, "go away" the next. 1387 01:22:32,480 --> 01:22:35,153 Plus, she's so smart, you know. 1388 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,593 And beautiful. 1389 01:22:40,120 --> 01:22:42,395 I mean, you know, I'm... 1390 01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:44,113 I'm a baker. 1391 01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:46,794 I'm just a baker, and she's a chef. 1392 01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:50,193 I don't know what she saw in me to begin with. 1393 01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:51,998 Oh, I do. 1394 01:22:52,560 --> 01:22:55,393 - I think you're very attractive. - Please. 1395 01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:57,277 No, I do. I... 1396 01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:59,711 Hey, if I were a woman... 1397 01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,118 Or a lesbian... 1398 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,157 You know what I mean. 1399 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:11,239 I find you very attractive because you seem so 1400 01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:14,514 comfortable with your sexuality. 1401 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,909 You know, Georgina seems more 1402 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:19,319 confused. 1403 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:21,828 Really? 1404 01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,393 Oh, yeah. 1405 01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:26,669 Yeah, you have, like, a self-awareness thing. 1406 01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:28,557 It's very appealing. 1407 01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,870 I wish I were more like that. 1408 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:38,958 That's a very nice thing for you to say. 1409 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:05,070 Where the hell is Chris? 1410 01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:06,991 What, you think I'm jealous of you? Don't flatter yourself. 1411 01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:08,559 Stop! Just leave me alone and stop picking on me. 1412 01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:09,914 You have been picking on me all night! 1413 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:11,956 - She's been picking on everybody! - Oh, fine! 1414 01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,873 Let's just all gang up on Jill when I'm pregnant and I don't feel well! 1415 01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:17,793 - All right! All right! Walk away, Jill! - Nobody's ganging up on you. 1416 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:18,949 Yes, you are! 1417 01:24:19,040 --> 01:24:20,439 When you want something you walk away from me. 1418 01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:22,476 - You're such a big baby. - Here you are. 1419 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,394 Yeah, what do you care? 1420 01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:27,313 You think I'm some spinster and you have to lie to me so I don't fall apart? 1421 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,719 I've been worried and I've been looking for you. 1422 01:24:28,800 --> 01:24:29,994 Well, if the shoe fits, wear it! 1423 01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:36,276 Marcy, for God's sake, it's 4:00 in the morning. Shut up! 1424 01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:39,193 - Stop telling her what to do. - Chris, you shut up. 1425 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,635 - You shut up. - Hey, don't tell her to shut up! 1426 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,997 - Come on in! - Come on, get in! 1427 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:18,669 - Chris, come on in. - Rachel's wearing a bra! 1428 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,238 Come on! 1429 01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,189 No! 1430 01:30:38,280 --> 01:30:41,272 Now look what you did, you stupid idiot. 1431 01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:47,151 I was talking about four... 1432 01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:48,753 Watch out, Marcy! 1433 01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:51,070 Four, including Jason. 1434 01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:56,390 What do you guys think about Jeff Harland? 1435 01:30:56,480 --> 01:30:58,789 He's cute, but I think David Cassidy's cuter. 1436 01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:01,269 - Oh, I think I'm gonna choke! - No way. 113600

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