Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074
Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
2
00:00:20,132 --> 00:00:21,292
Stay back!
3
00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:29,074
-= www.OpenSubtitles.org =-
4
00:00:32,777 --> 00:00:34,676
He should've said "heel".
5
00:00:57,401 --> 00:00:58,765
Slag it!
6
00:01:01,972 --> 00:01:06,034
-He's got a delicate touch, Dee Dee.
-Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee.
7
00:01:09,212 --> 00:01:13,239
I hate ripping this heavy junk.
Give me cash cards any day.
8
00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:18,578
Zip it, Bonk.
Plan is get in and get out fast.
9
00:01:21,257 --> 00:01:24,715
It's a school night, boys and girls.
I'm gonna have to call your folks.
10
00:01:50,587 --> 00:01:52,316
Bonk! Don't!
11
00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,257
Yeah, Bonk.
Don't.
12
00:03:22,056 --> 00:03:24,150
Let's go! Dee Dee,
open the door.
13
00:03:24,359 --> 00:03:25,792
On the double.
14
00:03:55,657 --> 00:03:56,954
Incoming!
15
00:04:06,602 --> 00:04:08,536
Bonk! You moron!
Get back here!
16
00:04:52,648 --> 00:04:54,377
You got a death wish,
Bats!
17
00:04:54,615 --> 00:04:57,209
And I thought I was just
being a good citizen.
18
00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:03,348
Got you, sis!
19
00:05:12,995 --> 00:05:14,427
Flagpole.
20
00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:15,956
What did you say?
21
00:05:16,165 --> 00:05:17,632
Flagpole.
22
00:05:32,348 --> 00:05:33,576
Come on!
23
00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,812
That ain't coming
out of my allowance.
24
00:08:25,918 --> 00:08:27,579
Still got it.
25
00:08:39,432 --> 00:08:41,297
How did it go with the Jokerz?
26
00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:44,764
I broke up the robbery,
but it was weird.
27
00:08:45,703 --> 00:08:49,139
Third time this month that particulary gang was
trying to gintercepted high-tech machinery.
28
00:08:49,341 --> 00:08:50,740
Jokerz don't use that stuff.
29
00:08:51,177 --> 00:08:54,634
They're probably fencing it.
Corporate espionage is big business.
30
00:08:55,179 --> 00:08:58,206
I may as well sit tight until
I can get another shot at them.
31
00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:00,644
Hey,
lookie here.
32
00:09:00,951 --> 00:09:01,918
That's right,
Tom.
33
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,179
Today, Gotham billionaire Bruce Wayne
stunned the financial world...
34
00:09:05,389 --> 00:09:08,918
... with his plan to resume active
leadership of Wayne Enterprises.
35
00:09:09,126 --> 00:09:12,028
While shareholders have generally
welcomed Wayne's return...
36
00:09:12,230 --> 00:09:15,995
...support from some key members of the
Wayne board has been oddly lukewarm.
37
00:09:16,201 --> 00:09:19,727
Company operations manager,
Jordan Pryce, offered this comment:
38
00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:22,600
I, of course, join the rest of our
Wayne Enterprises family...
39
00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:27,143
...in welcoming back our most valuable
senior resource, Bruce Wayne.
40
00:09:27,346 --> 00:09:30,610
I'm sure we'll all profit
from his years of experience.
41
00:09:30,817 --> 00:09:34,480
Still, the day to day rigors of running
a vast, multinational conglomerate...
42
00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:36,846
...would be stressful,
even for a young man.
43
00:09:37,056 --> 00:09:39,250
I hope Mr. Wayne is up
to the challenge.
44
00:09:39,557 --> 00:09:41,254
He's not bitter,
much.
45
00:09:41,659 --> 00:09:43,993
Pryce was next in line
for the top spot.
46
00:09:44,428 --> 00:09:47,422
My return torpedoed any dreams
he had of succession.
47
00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:51,192
-You gonna keep him around?
-If he'll stay on my terms.
48
00:09:51,403 --> 00:09:55,100
I've worked long and hard to regain
control of my family's company.
49
00:09:55,307 --> 00:09:56,865
And I won't hand it over again.
50
00:09:57,076 --> 00:10:01,010
Pryce can either get with that program
or start e-mailing his r�sum�.
51
00:10:01,346 --> 00:10:03,677
With all the long hours you'll planning
on putting in at the office...
52
00:10:03,883 --> 00:10:06,442
...does this mean
you'll have less time for....
53
00:10:06,851 --> 00:10:08,341
Who sleeps anymore?
54
00:10:11,856 --> 00:10:12,846
You okay?
55
00:10:13,057 --> 00:10:15,152
You know the Jokerz are going
in for splicing now.
56
00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:19,625
Crazy hyena-boy nearly took a bite out of me.
No way I could explain that to Dana.
57
00:10:19,831 --> 00:10:21,129
You're not going out now?
58
00:10:21,332 --> 00:10:22,961
The night is young and so am I.
59
00:10:23,168 --> 00:10:25,831
I think a good night's rest
might be more beneficial.
60
00:10:26,138 --> 00:10:28,798
Like you said,
who sleeps anymore?
61
00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:38,711
Up and at them,
Terry.
62
00:10:41,019 --> 00:10:44,283
You can doze on Bruce Wayne's time,
not mine.
63
00:10:44,523 --> 00:10:45,922
Sorry, Dane.
64
00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:14,046
Great song,
huh?
65
00:11:15,452 --> 00:11:18,753
Did you see the squid Blade's with?
P.U.!
66
00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:22,918
Ter,
my head's on fire.
67
00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,695
You look good.
68
00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,389
McGinnis!
69
00:11:31,604 --> 00:11:34,971
Sorry, babe. Guess the day
was longer than I thought.
70
00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:39,677
Let's sit this one out.
71
00:11:40,879 --> 00:11:43,211
Coffee.
And leave the pot.
72
00:11:47,885 --> 00:11:49,912
Batman showed up
and we had to ditch.
73
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,081
We were able to save this:
the console's memory board.
74
00:11:55,394 --> 00:11:56,759
I know it's not much but--
75
00:11:57,296 --> 00:12:00,561
It's not much?
It's nothing.
76
00:12:03,201 --> 00:12:04,668
Losers.
77
00:12:05,471 --> 00:12:06,495
All of you.
78
00:12:06,706 --> 00:12:10,767
A disgrace to the name Joker.
Why, in my day--
79
00:12:10,975 --> 00:12:12,341
In your day?!
80
00:12:12,543 --> 00:12:14,774
Ever since you cone
your way into this gang...
81
00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,916
...it's been "your day" this
and "your day" that.
82
00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:19,048
Bonk.
83
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,014
Your day is over,
old man.
84
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:25,279
Even if you are who you say you are.
And personally, I think you're a fake.
85
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,221
Ah,
brave new world...
86
00:12:28,427 --> 00:12:30,691
...that has such putzes in it.
87
00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:34,863
He's got us running around ripping
a lot of geek junk, but no cash!
88
00:12:35,432 --> 00:12:38,460
He won't tell us what his plan is,
if he even has one.
89
00:12:38,671 --> 00:12:40,605
I want out!
90
00:12:40,873 --> 00:12:42,465
If you insist.
91
00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:49,979
Hey, man. Take it easy.
I was just kidding.
92
00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,913
So was I.
93
00:13:04,864 --> 00:13:07,524
Oops. No,
I wasn't.
94
00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:12,201
That's also how we
did it in my day.
95
00:13:14,441 --> 00:13:18,466
You know, kids, a lot has changed
while your old Uncle Joker's been away.
96
00:13:18,677 --> 00:13:21,009
New Gotham,
new rules...
97
00:13:21,215 --> 00:13:23,541
...even a new Batman.
98
00:13:25,785 --> 00:13:28,184
But now I'm tanned,
I'm rested...
99
00:13:28,687 --> 00:13:32,552
...and I'm ready to give
this old town a wedgie again!
100
00:13:33,225 --> 00:13:34,692
I have to know
you're with me.
101
00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:38,759
-Will you say it for me one time?
-We're with you.
102
00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:41,792
-Little louder.
-We're with you!
103
00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:43,197
Dee Dee?
104
00:13:43,538 --> 00:13:45,836
-We're with you!
-Boys?
105
00:13:46,038 --> 00:13:48,941
-We're with you.
-Bonk?
106
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,243
Oh, right.
107
00:13:51,652 --> 00:13:52,202
Dead.
108
00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:55,740
Dee Dee, be lam
and sweap out the trash.
109
00:13:56,217 --> 00:13:57,349
There's good girls.
110
00:14:01,726 --> 00:14:05,392
Your renewed faith puts
a smile in my heart.
111
00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:08,629
What's if we forget tonight
mishappened and start over...
112
00:14:09,427 --> 00:14:10,894
Great, boss.
113
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:14,860
Ghoul, my boy, we're going
to need another systems scanner.
114
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,591
Who's got one
they'd be willing to donate?
115
00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:18,996
Checking.
116
00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:21,635
What we're after
is cutting-edge.
117
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,740
These are the only other places
we'd find one.
118
00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,543
Nope.
119
00:14:26,912 --> 00:14:28,004
No.
120
00:14:29,114 --> 00:14:32,105
What, there?
Security's gonna be tight!
121
00:14:32,717 --> 00:14:35,948
Oh, yes.
But think of the fun.
122
00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:43,192
Good evening,
Mr. Wayne.
123
00:14:43,461 --> 00:14:46,431
Ms. Carr. You remember
my assistant, Terry McGinnis?
124
00:14:46,631 --> 00:14:49,032
Of course. I'm glad
you could join us, Terry.
125
00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:54,268
Everyone is here. Well, everyone
except Mr. Pryce, unfortunately.
126
00:14:54,472 --> 00:14:56,030
That's no surprise.
127
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,039
May I have your attention,
please?
128
00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:03,577
It's my pleasure to welcome back
the guiding light of this company:
129
00:15:04,515 --> 00:15:06,211
Bruce Wayne.
130
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,682
Thank you,
Joyce.
131
00:15:14,893 --> 00:15:19,023
It's a pleasure to see you all again.
In the future, I hope to--
132
00:15:26,404 --> 00:15:29,635
--spend time getting to know
each member of our company...
133
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,365
...learning about
you individually.
134
00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:54,261
Security!
135
00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:56,592
Emergency on terrace level.
136
00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:03,033
Hey!
Look out!
137
00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:20,957
-You gonna be okay?
-Go to work.
138
00:16:23,595 --> 00:16:25,653
Well,
if it isn't old Mr. Wayne.
139
00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:27,725
So debonair.
140
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,024
So dapper.
141
00:16:31,736 --> 00:16:32,999
So decrepit.
142
00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:47,980
Hello, Gotham!
143
00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:50,177
Joker's back in town!
144
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,692
It can't be.
145
00:16:54,893 --> 00:16:59,091
Oh, no, your old eyes
do not deceive you, Brucie!
146
00:16:59,297 --> 00:17:02,095
After all, who'd know me
better than you?
147
00:17:04,868 --> 00:17:06,028
Back off,
gruesome.
148
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,141
Ah,
the new boy.
149
00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:14,538
Ears are too long
and I miss the cape...
150
00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:17,577
...but not too shabby.
Not too shabby at all.
151
00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:18,875
Woof!
152
00:17:30,728 --> 00:17:33,821
-How's it coming, boys?
-We're home free.
153
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,520
Then I'll see you there.
154
00:17:40,372 --> 00:17:42,338
Time to go,
Dee Dee.
155
00:18:19,276 --> 00:18:21,574
Well?
What's it gonna be, Batfake?
156
00:18:51,674 --> 00:18:54,576
I know what you're thinking.
I messed up.
157
00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:56,972
I let the clown go
to save those people.
158
00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:58,712
You did the right thing.
159
00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:04,049
So, the Joker, huh? Looks pretty spry
for a guy who's gotta be, what?
160
00:19:04,255 --> 00:19:05,518
Mid-eighties?
161
00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:09,020
Any theories on that?
162
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:10,384
Clone?
163
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,854
Robot?
164
00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:15,624
Suspended animation due to floating
around frozen in a block of ice?
165
00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,323
Shut up and drive.
166
00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:20,057
Yes, sir.
167
00:19:27,345 --> 00:19:31,748
This was the scene three hours ago, as a
man claiming to be the legendary Joker...
168
00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:35,851
...disrupted a ceremony at the newly
opened Wayne Enterprises building.
169
00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:37,576
Honey,
what're you watching?
170
00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:41,587
Adding to the drama was the appearance of
another legendary Gotham icon, the Batman...
171
00:19:41,791 --> 00:19:45,192
...who engaged his one-time foe
in a stunning aerial battle.
172
00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:46,654
Honey?
173
00:19:46,865 --> 00:19:48,262
It's nothing,
sweetheart.
174
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,233
Nothing.
175
00:20:01,613 --> 00:20:02,601
Go away.
176
00:20:02,946 --> 00:20:03,935
Morning,
commish.
177
00:20:04,147 --> 00:20:06,809
You understand English, McGinnis?
Scram.
178
00:20:07,018 --> 00:20:10,213
Love to. But first, what can you
tell me about clowns?
179
00:20:10,587 --> 00:20:12,782
In this town
they're never funny.
180
00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,513
I noticed that.
181
00:20:17,361 --> 00:20:19,557
-Now, this Joker--
-Drop it, kid.
182
00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:22,731
-That's what the old man's been saying.
-Listen to him.
183
00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:26,993
Hey look, I know this fruitcake was a big,
bad guy from the cape and cowl days.
184
00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:28,568
He was more than that.
185
00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:30,967
What? A wacko
who threatened people...
186
00:20:31,174 --> 00:20:33,576
...with whoopee cushions
and squirting flowers?
187
00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,903
-Big deal. I'm shaking.
-McGinnis!
188
00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:43,578
The Joker, the real Joker, was unlike
anyone you've ever faced.
189
00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:45,721
For your sake,
I hope you never do.
190
00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:48,288
If Bruce wants you to drop it,
then drop it.
191
00:20:49,961 --> 00:20:53,259
-Commissioner, your 9 o'clock is here.
-Send him in.
192
00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:54,553
You were leaving?
193
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,490
Figure I was.
194
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,880
-Thanks for seeing me, Barb.
-That's what I'm here for.
195
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,500
JOKER
DECEASED
196
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,020
VOICE ID
197
00:21:32,236 --> 00:21:35,000
--a countdown of victims
that will end at midnight...
198
00:21:35,204 --> 00:21:38,935
...unless our dear Dark Knight
stops me first!
199
00:21:42,614 --> 00:21:45,646
Hello, Gotham.
Joker's back in town!
200
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,340
VOICE MATCH
IDENTICAL
201
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:55,653
It's funny.
202
00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:59,453
I know about all of your other major
enemies but you never mention him.
203
00:21:59,798 --> 00:22:03,926
-He was the biggest, wasn't he?
-It wasn't a popularity contest.
204
00:22:04,134 --> 00:22:06,797
He was a psychopath.
A monster.
205
00:22:07,371 --> 00:22:10,364
So how is it possible he could still
be around after all this time?
206
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,365
It's not possible.
207
00:22:12,576 --> 00:22:14,544
He died years ago.
208
00:22:14,744 --> 00:22:15,733
You're sure?
209
00:22:16,012 --> 00:22:17,445
I was there.
210
00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:23,246
You killed him,
didn't you?
211
00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:28,459
He was gonna do something so terrible,
you had no other choice.
212
00:22:28,659 --> 00:22:31,058
-Terry--
-That was it, wasn't it?
213
00:22:35,098 --> 00:22:37,567
I want you to give back
the Batman suit.
214
00:22:37,902 --> 00:22:40,061
What? Why?
215
00:22:40,269 --> 00:22:42,897
There is no reason for you
to continue.
216
00:22:43,106 --> 00:22:45,576
You've made your father's killers
pay for his murder.
217
00:22:45,909 --> 00:22:50,073
...then put your own needs aside to help
the city when it most needed a hero.
218
00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:55,080
You've honored the reputation of Batman
many times over and for that I thank you.
219
00:22:55,353 --> 00:22:56,340
Then why?
220
00:22:56,953 --> 00:23:00,753
I had no right to force this life
on you or anyone else.
221
00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:04,018
I was the one who broke in
and swiped the suit, remember?
222
00:23:04,694 --> 00:23:08,757
Yes, there was my dad's murder, but we
come from two different worlds, Mr. Wayne.
223
00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:11,263
I wasn't like you
or the kids you took in.
224
00:23:12,803 --> 00:23:14,999
I was a pretty bad kid once.
225
00:23:15,204 --> 00:23:18,935
Ran with a rough crowd, broke a lot of
laws and say nothing to my folks' hearts.
226
00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:22,705
The kind of punk you wouldn't have wasted
a second punch on back in that day.
227
00:23:23,047 --> 00:23:24,036
Your point?
228
00:23:24,816 --> 00:23:27,214
I'm trying to make
up for past sins.
229
00:23:27,984 --> 00:23:31,615
The state says my 3 months in juvie wiped
me clean, but my soul tells me different.
230
00:23:32,257 --> 00:23:36,125
Every time I put on that suit is my
chance to help people who are in trouble.
231
00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:39,221
I guess on a personal level...
232
00:23:39,431 --> 00:23:42,662
...it's a chance to look like
a worthwhile human being again.
233
00:23:42,865 --> 00:23:44,799
In my eyes,
no one else's.
234
00:23:46,769 --> 00:23:48,396
It's what I want,
Bruce.
235
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,067
Stupid kid.
236
00:23:52,576 --> 00:23:56,240
You don't know what you want.
None of you ever did.
237
00:24:29,712 --> 00:24:33,047
Mom, come quick!
Some weirdo broke into our house!
238
00:24:33,317 --> 00:24:37,584
-Matty? What are you yelling about?
-There's a stranger's sitting at our table!
239
00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:40,654
-Ha, ha.
-That's your brother.
240
00:24:42,358 --> 00:24:44,292
I've never seen him
before in my life.
241
00:24:44,494 --> 00:24:48,364
It is rare that you're up before noon, Terry
what with your job and all.
242
00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:51,166
I'm not working for Mr.
Wayne anymore.
243
00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:56,971
Well, it will be nice to have you home
for a change. Right, Matt?
244
00:24:57,173 --> 00:25:00,871
Sure. Great. Just when I was
getting used to being an only child.
245
00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:04,373
Mom!
246
00:25:10,953 --> 00:25:14,980
Once in a while, we have to do it, Dane.
Ditch the guys and go out by ourselves.
247
00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:19,288
It may be a change for you, Chelsea. I don't
see enough of Terry to know the difference.
248
00:25:19,496 --> 00:25:23,297
Terry's sweet and all, but who says
you can't make friends with someone new?
249
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,557
Not a chance.
250
00:25:24,867 --> 00:25:26,130
Terry!
251
00:25:27,238 --> 00:25:29,536
I thought you'd be
working as usual.
252
00:25:30,508 --> 00:25:33,807
The bad news is, for the time being,
I'm not gonna have much money coming in.
253
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:36,570
The good news is,
you have me all to yourself.
254
00:25:37,181 --> 00:25:38,875
I can live with that.
255
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:54,259
Cutting in.
256
00:25:58,801 --> 00:25:59,894
Hey!
257
00:26:06,344 --> 00:26:07,366
Dana?
258
00:26:22,092 --> 00:26:23,080
What is it,
boy?
259
00:26:25,328 --> 00:26:26,159
Ace.
260
00:26:29,901 --> 00:26:31,059
Ace!
261
00:26:59,364 --> 00:27:03,992
Don't get up, Bruce. It's just
an old friend come by to say hello.
262
00:27:11,907 --> 00:27:13,204
Hello...
263
00:27:13,609 --> 00:27:15,009
...Batman.
264
00:27:20,451 --> 00:27:21,678
Dana!
265
00:27:24,954 --> 00:27:26,444
It was her.
266
00:27:48,176 --> 00:27:19,025
Don't know why the boss
267
00:27:49,025 --> 00:27:50,847
wants a dreg like you
outta the way, but...
268
00:27:50,847 --> 00:27:52,778
hey,
as long as it's fun...
269
00:27:56,777 --> 00:27:57,835
Terry!
270
00:27:59,443 --> 00:28:00,275
Dana!
271
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,678
-Let me go!
-Sure, cutes.
272
00:28:12,789 --> 00:28:14,222
Slag him!
273
00:28:28,772 --> 00:28:31,105
-Dana?
-Stay out of sight!
274
00:28:50,392 --> 00:28:51,221
There!
275
00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:06,132
What's he doing?
276
00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:07,740
You got me.
277
00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:10,538
Just finish him!
278
00:29:29,964 --> 00:29:32,832
Ah, you made a mess,
dreg.
279
00:29:43,942 --> 00:29:44,773
Dana!
280
00:29:44,979 --> 00:29:48,436
She's got a bad bump and some cuts,
but she's gonna be okay.
281
00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:51,851
-Why were those guys after you?
-I don't know.
282
00:29:52,053 --> 00:29:54,544
Look I'm gonna talk to the cops.
Stay with her, okay, Chels?
283
00:29:54,755 --> 00:29:57,347
-I'll come as soon as I can.
-Sure.
284
00:30:13,673 --> 00:30:15,005
Leave a message.
285
00:30:15,209 --> 00:30:17,871
Hey, the Joker's little playmates
were after me tonight.
286
00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,635
Me, not Batman.
287
00:30:19,846 --> 00:30:21,972
This whole thing stinks, Wayne,
and you know why.
288
00:30:22,182 --> 00:30:26,983
I need some straight answers from--
Wait, it's night. Where does he go?
289
00:30:48,173 --> 00:30:49,005
Wayne?
290
00:30:49,509 --> 00:30:50,602
Wayne!
291
00:30:55,648 --> 00:30:56,673
Ace.
292
00:31:11,464 --> 00:31:13,365
Please,
God, no.
293
00:31:42,028 --> 00:31:43,018
Floor...
294
00:31:46,967 --> 00:31:48,457
...under...
295
00:31:50,871 --> 00:31:52,065
...table.
296
00:32:27,407 --> 00:32:28,395
How is he?
297
00:32:28,776 --> 00:32:32,268
The anti-toxin's done all it can.
It's up to him now.
298
00:32:32,479 --> 00:32:35,003
Thanks for coming.
I didn't know who else to call.
299
00:32:35,215 --> 00:32:36,182
Who else is there?
300
00:32:36,784 --> 00:32:40,015
That reminds me. I'd better
check on our other patient.
301
00:32:42,756 --> 00:32:44,690
What have I done?
302
00:32:45,358 --> 00:32:48,351
I killed the little rabbit.
303
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,095
I don't deserve to live!
304
00:32:58,403 --> 00:33:00,167
How you doing,
killer?
305
00:33:03,611 --> 00:33:05,806
Yeah,
rough night for me too.
306
00:33:06,346 --> 00:33:08,644
Sad news from the financial world
this morning.
307
00:33:08,847 --> 00:33:13,250
The return of Bruce Wayne to his family
company has been delayed due to an accident.
308
00:33:13,452 --> 00:33:16,388
Wayne Enterprises' Jordan Pryce
had this to say:
309
00:33:16,589 --> 00:33:19,787
We received a call from
Mr. Wayne's houseboy this morning...
310
00:33:19,993 --> 00:33:22,484
...saying Mr. Wayne
had taken a bad fall.
311
00:33:23,096 --> 00:33:26,826
Everyone at the Wayne Enterprises' family
sends their prayers and good wishes...
312
00:33:27,034 --> 00:33:30,433
...to our senior member
for his speedy recovery.
313
00:33:31,372 --> 00:33:34,864
I'll bet. Not every creep in Gotham
wears a purple suit.
314
00:33:35,075 --> 00:33:37,009
It'd make my job
simpler if they did.
315
00:33:37,377 --> 00:33:41,314
The Joker knew about Bruce, about me,
probably about you too.
316
00:33:41,847 --> 00:33:43,476
Someone knows,
I'll give you that.
317
00:33:43,851 --> 00:33:46,580
But it's not the Joker.
Not the real one.
318
00:33:47,221 --> 00:33:48,846
Bruce said he was dead.
319
00:33:50,257 --> 00:33:51,086
And?
320
00:33:51,525 --> 00:33:52,719
That's it.
321
00:33:52,926 --> 00:33:54,690
I know there's more.
322
00:33:54,894 --> 00:33:57,989
Barbara, I'm part of this. I need
the answers Bruce can't give me.
323
00:33:58,766 --> 00:34:00,163
I deserve them.
324
00:34:06,406 --> 00:34:09,103
I thought talking about it
would get easier over time...
325
00:34:09,309 --> 00:34:11,210
...but some hurts
never go away.
326
00:34:12,644 --> 00:34:14,840
Dick Grayson,
Nightwing, had left...
327
00:34:15,047 --> 00:34:17,710
...to establish himself
in another city.
328
00:34:18,217 --> 00:34:22,621
There were three of us then:
Bruce, myself and Robin, Tim Drake.
329
00:34:32,231 --> 00:34:35,929
Robin was alone when
he came upon a woman in trouble.
330
00:34:36,469 --> 00:34:38,460
Help!
Help!
331
00:34:38,739 --> 00:34:40,932
Somebody,
please, help!
332
00:34:43,610 --> 00:34:45,009
Hero time.
333
00:34:51,451 --> 00:34:55,411
-That evens things up a little.
-Not really, bird-boy!
334
00:35:03,262 --> 00:35:05,025
A bird in the hand.
335
00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:09,958
We soon realized
Tim was missing.
336
00:35:12,072 --> 00:35:16,132
Night after night we scoured the city,
running down every lead...
337
00:35:16,342 --> 00:35:18,708
...pressing every
underworld connection.
338
00:35:22,382 --> 00:35:25,317
But no one had seen
any sign of Robin.
339
00:35:25,853 --> 00:35:29,152
For three agonizing weeks
there was nothing.
340
00:35:29,355 --> 00:35:32,951
Then one night,
we were sent an invitation.
341
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:04,413
Arkham.
342
00:36:06,326 --> 00:36:09,657
The asylum had been moved
to a newer, high-security building.
343
00:36:09,862 --> 00:36:12,489
The old building had been
partially demolished...
344
00:36:12,697 --> 00:36:15,326
...and hung open
like a rotting wound.
345
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:26,342
Hush, little baby,
don't say a word
346
00:36:26,547 --> 00:36:31,039
Mama's gonna buy
you a mocking bird
347
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:35,550
And if that
mocking bird don't sing
348
00:36:35,755 --> 00:36:40,250
Mama's gonna buy
you a diamond ring
349
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:45,396
And if that diamond
ring turns brass
350
00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:50,601
Mama's gonna buy
you a looking glass
351
00:36:50,472 --> 00:36:56,072
And if that looking
glass gets broke
352
00:36:57,543 --> 00:36:59,476
Pudding,
company!
353
00:37:02,248 --> 00:37:06,184
Hello there!
Welcome to our happy home.
354
00:37:10,523 --> 00:37:11,648
Where's Robin?
355
00:37:12,657 --> 00:37:13,715
Robin?
356
00:37:14,092 --> 00:37:15,527
There's no Robin here.
357
00:37:15,728 --> 00:37:17,820
Maybe he means our little J.
358
00:37:18,197 --> 00:37:19,893
Of course!
That's it!
359
00:37:26,005 --> 00:37:27,701
No peeking.
360
00:37:36,548 --> 00:37:38,380
Mommy's little helper.
361
00:37:41,454 --> 00:37:45,481
You know, Bats, we've been doing this
little runaround of ours for years.
362
00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:48,818
It's been loads of laughs,
but the sad fact is...
363
00:37:49,027 --> 00:37:50,961
...none of us are
getting any younger.
364
00:37:51,164 --> 00:37:53,155
That old clock's a-ticking.
365
00:37:53,365 --> 00:37:54,889
Quite right,
pooh.
366
00:37:55,268 --> 00:37:58,704
And Harley and I were thinking
it was time to start a family.
367
00:37:58,905 --> 00:38:02,068
Add a Joker Junior
to our merry brood.
368
00:38:02,474 --> 00:38:05,409
But rather than go through
all the joy of childbirth...
369
00:38:05,710 --> 00:38:08,077
...we decided
to adopt.
370
00:38:09,949 --> 00:38:11,746
We couldn't do it legally...
371
00:38:11,951 --> 00:38:16,182
...but then we remembered you always
had a few spare kids hanging around.
372
00:38:16,389 --> 00:38:18,550
So we borrowed one.
373
00:38:22,596 --> 00:38:23,585
No.
374
00:38:23,797 --> 00:38:25,422
My God!
375
00:38:25,731 --> 00:38:30,192
He needed a little molding of course.
What kid doesn't?
376
00:38:30,402 --> 00:38:33,599
But in time we came
to love him as our own.
377
00:38:33,873 --> 00:38:36,273
Say hello, J.J.
378
00:39:08,838 --> 00:39:10,237
Robin!
Robin!
379
00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:17,411
Tim, it's Barbara.
Can you hear me?
380
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,385
Robin!
Stop!
381
00:39:33,463 --> 00:39:35,157
Hands off,
Brat-girl!
382
00:39:35,532 --> 00:39:38,467
Sweetie,
get Mommy's bazooka.
383
00:40:06,626 --> 00:40:08,559
How could you help
Joker do it, Harley?
384
00:40:08,994 --> 00:40:12,452
Okay, so he roughed the kid up
a little, but I'll make it right.
385
00:40:13,065 --> 00:40:15,659
Yeah, you're mother
of the stinking year.
386
00:40:15,867 --> 00:40:17,061
Ha! You'll see.
387
00:40:19,338 --> 00:40:22,568
We'll be one big,
happy family.
388
00:40:28,648 --> 00:40:29,637
Good boy!
389
00:41:20,365 --> 00:41:21,856
What's the matter,
Batman?
390
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:25,025
No witty comeback?
No threat?
391
00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:27,804
Then I'll provide the narration.
392
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,000
OUR FAMILY MEMORIES
393
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:44,686
I'll begin with how I peeled
back the layers of the boy's mind.
394
00:41:45,755 --> 00:41:48,655
Though, he bravely tried
to fight it at first.
395
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:03,152
You would have been proud
to see him so strong!
396
00:42:06,197 --> 00:42:07,721
But all too soon...
397
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:10,240
...the serums and the shocks
took their toll.
398
00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:15,063
...the dear lad began
to share such secrets with me.
399
00:42:15,471 --> 00:42:18,905
Secrets that are
mine alone to know...
400
00:42:19,173 --> 00:42:20,641
...Bruce.
401
00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:24,306
It's true, Batsy.
I know everything.
402
00:42:24,514 --> 00:42:27,606
And like the kid who peeks
at his Christmas presents...
403
00:42:27,817 --> 00:42:31,307
...I must admit,
it's sadly anticlimactic.
404
00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:34,318
Behind all the Sturm
and batarangs...
405
00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:39,152
...you're just a little boy in a
playsuit, crying for Mommy and Daddy.
406
00:42:39,527 --> 00:42:41,929
It'd be funny,
if it weren't so pathetic.
407
00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:46,827
Oh, what the heck!
I'll laugh anyway.
408
00:43:00,949 --> 00:43:04,146
If you don't like the movie,
I've got slides.
409
00:43:16,030 --> 00:43:18,556
I'll break you in two.
410
00:43:18,768 --> 00:43:20,257
Oh, Batman.
411
00:43:20,469 --> 00:43:24,268
If you had the guts for that kind
of fun, you'd have done it years ago.
412
00:43:24,472 --> 00:43:26,668
I, on the other hand...
413
00:43:37,516 --> 00:43:39,246
You've lost,
Batman.
414
00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,309
Robin is mine.
415
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:45,355
The last sound you hear
will be our laughter.
416
00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:49,518
Here you go,
sonny-boy.
417
00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:56,898
Make daddy proud.
Deliver the punch line.
418
00:44:04,773 --> 00:44:05,358
Tim.
419
00:44:12,568 --> 00:44:13,056
Do it!
420
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:23,000
That's not funny.
That's not...
421
00:44:48,809 --> 00:44:51,778
It's okay, Tim.
It's okay.
422
00:44:51,914 --> 00:44:53,849
We buried the Joker
deep beneath Arkham.
423
00:44:54,315 --> 00:44:58,809
The only other person who knew what happened that
night was my father, the first commissioner Gordon.
424
00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:01,318
He promissed to keep
our secret.
425
00:45:03,423 --> 00:45:05,324
With his last act of cruelty...
426
00:45:05,527 --> 00:45:10,362
...the Joker had tainted us all
with compromise and deception.
427
00:45:13,568 --> 00:45:16,001
I suppose he had
the last laugh after all.
428
00:45:16,204 --> 00:45:18,001
I'm assuming his girlfriend
bought it too.
429
00:45:18,306 --> 00:45:22,298
We never found her body, but I doubt
she'd be starting trouble now.
430
00:45:24,313 --> 00:45:25,302
And Tim?
431
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:28,175
We had a trusted friend,
Dr. Leslie Thompkins.
432
00:45:28,382 --> 00:45:31,943
It took her a year, but she was able
to help Tim back to sanity.
433
00:45:32,152 --> 00:45:34,679
Still, things were never
really the same.
434
00:45:34,989 --> 00:45:37,355
Bruce forbade Tim
to be Robin again.
435
00:45:37,692 --> 00:45:42,186
He blamed himself for what happened and swore
he'd never endanger another young partner.
436
00:45:42,663 --> 00:45:45,860
Tim left us soon after that,
determined to make it on his own.
437
00:45:46,735 --> 00:45:47,722
Did they patch it up?
438
00:45:48,237 --> 00:45:52,605
Tim tried once or twice, but you
know Bruce. I check up on Tim now and then.
439
00:45:52,974 --> 00:45:56,706
He's a top-level communications
engineer, married, couple kids.
440
00:45:57,179 --> 00:45:59,112
Not too bad,
all things concerned.
441
00:45:59,313 --> 00:46:00,871
He deserved a happy ending.
442
00:46:01,516 --> 00:46:04,485
But he still has the most likely
connection to that night.
443
00:46:14,061 --> 00:46:17,326
It looks okay on this side.
I'm going up to the dish.
444
00:46:28,777 --> 00:46:32,336
You might as well show yourself.
I heard you a mile away.
445
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,876
I'm no Boy Wonder anymore,
but that old training never goes away.
446
00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,746
Even at my age.
447
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,150
Tim Drake.
448
00:46:40,788 --> 00:46:41,981
You heard about Bruce?
449
00:46:42,657 --> 00:46:45,092
Barbara told me.
That was too bad.
450
00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:46,916
You're not too broken up.
451
00:46:47,128 --> 00:46:49,927
I had nothing to do with it,
despite what you might be thinking.
452
00:46:50,132 --> 00:46:53,431
When the Joker reappeared,
I was just as surprised as anyone.
453
00:46:53,634 --> 00:46:55,760
Barb told you the gory details?
454
00:46:56,269 --> 00:46:57,601
More or less.
455
00:46:57,806 --> 00:47:00,000
Look,
it's been almost 40 years.
456
00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:03,768
It wasn't easy, but I managed to put
it to bed and go on with my life.
457
00:47:03,978 --> 00:47:08,005
You'll have to do it yourself one day.
We all did.
458
00:47:08,215 --> 00:47:11,844
We gave our best, but in the end that
wasn't good enough for the old man.
459
00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:14,612
Regrets,
Mr. Drake?
460
00:47:14,989 --> 00:47:18,981
When I was younger, part of me thought
I would go on and on and someday....
461
00:47:19,827 --> 00:47:23,286
Capes, costumes, playing hero.
It was kids' stuff.
462
00:47:23,498 --> 00:47:25,260
Bruce probably did me a favor.
463
00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:29,994
In the end I was so sick of it, I never
wanted to see that stupid Robin suit again.
464
00:47:32,507 --> 00:47:34,304
Some things never change.
465
00:47:36,376 --> 00:47:38,346
Were all of you
bitter when you left?
466
00:47:38,778 --> 00:47:40,336
Comes with the territory,
McGinnis.
467
00:47:40,847 --> 00:47:43,077
Look up Nightwing, someday.
He has he got stories!
468
00:47:43,384 --> 00:47:46,318
Drake's clean. I've got
one more lead to check out.
469
00:47:46,519 --> 00:47:48,920
Someone with a definite grudge
against Bruce Wayne.
470
00:48:05,684 --> 00:48:09,253
Caviar, soft music and
charming company.
471
00:48:09,599 --> 00:48:12,150
Amy, my dear,
I can't think of any better way
472
00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:15,192
to celebrate my ascension to
CEO of Wayne Enterprises.
473
00:48:15,550 --> 00:48:17,849
-Me neither.
-Me neither.
474
00:48:22,701 --> 00:48:25,896
You?
Where's Amy?
475
00:48:25,539 --> 00:48:27,063
Missed the boat,
I'm afraid.
476
00:48:31,277 --> 00:48:32,505
Turn the yacht around!
477
00:48:32,713 --> 00:48:36,409
Detox, boss man.
We're here to talk business.
478
00:48:36,617 --> 00:48:39,983
We'll be quick.
Woof gets seasick easy.
479
00:48:42,489 --> 00:48:44,581
Our business is concluded.
480
00:48:52,398 --> 00:48:53,989
You've got the equipment
you wanted.
481
00:48:54,201 --> 00:48:57,659
I gave you the security codes
so you could ransack the lab...
482
00:48:57,871 --> 00:49:00,737
...while those bunglers tried
to kill Wayne.
483
00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:03,599
Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow.
484
00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,510
That means you get
to stay top dog.
485
00:49:07,713 --> 00:49:09,045
And everyone's happy.
486
00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:11,047
So why are you here?
487
00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:16,150
The big guy who originally put us
in contact just decided you're a loose end.
488
00:49:16,356 --> 00:49:18,550
And loose ends
should be tied up.
489
00:49:26,199 --> 00:49:27,632
Let me go!
490
00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:29,228
Got him.
491
00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:32,405
Then amscray pronto,
kiddies.
492
00:49:35,742 --> 00:49:37,835
Things are going
to start popping.
493
00:49:38,277 --> 00:49:39,643
Let's go!
494
00:49:41,514 --> 00:49:43,675
No one's leaving
until I get answers.
495
00:49:48,021 --> 00:49:50,420
No, you idiot!
Not now!
496
00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,030
They're getting away!
497
00:50:02,068 --> 00:50:03,695
Yeah, and I think they've
got a good reason!
498
00:50:07,206 --> 00:50:09,697
-What's happening?
-Hang on!
499
00:50:52,818 --> 00:50:53,978
We saw the explosion.
500
00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,445
You can ask Mr. Pryce
about that.
501
00:50:56,657 --> 00:50:58,851
Me?
I had nothing to do with it.
502
00:50:59,059 --> 00:51:00,253
That right?
503
00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:04,496
I gave you the security codes
so you could ransack the lab...
504
00:51:04,697 --> 00:51:07,291
...while those bunglers tried
to kill Wayne.
505
00:51:07,501 --> 00:51:08,695
I want my lawyer.
506
00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:12,735
I think the commissioner would like
to hear this too. Night.
507
00:51:29,389 --> 00:51:30,878
I'm spent.
508
00:51:31,324 --> 00:51:34,817
Every lead I had has gone face-down,
and the Joker's still out there.
509
00:51:35,027 --> 00:51:36,393
What have you got?
510
00:51:37,264 --> 00:51:38,697
I don't know,
pup.
511
00:51:38,931 --> 00:51:42,197
If I was the Batman I was supposed
to be, I'd have cracked this...
512
00:51:42,402 --> 00:51:45,371
...would have punched the right data
into the computer...
513
00:51:45,572 --> 00:51:48,335
...or remembered that one clue
everyone else overlooked.
514
00:51:48,675 --> 00:51:50,302
It's rarely that simple.
515
00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:59,878
-How are you feeling?
-Lousy.
516
00:52:02,054 --> 00:52:03,715
Gordon told me what happened
to Tim Drake.
517
00:52:04,523 --> 00:52:07,925
That's why I didn't want you
going up against the Joker...
518
00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:09,492
...impostor or not.
519
00:52:09,829 --> 00:52:13,458
Nothing against your old partners,
but I'm a completely different Batman.
520
00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:15,327
I was never a Robin,
I never--
521
00:52:19,005 --> 00:52:20,199
Wait.
522
00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,936
Joker smashed up the cases...
523
00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:26,010
...but why was this the only costume
he went out of his way to destroy?
524
00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:27,744
Robin did shoot him.
525
00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:31,507
A ghost out for revenge?
I don't buy it. I talked to Drake.
526
00:52:31,717 --> 00:52:34,481
He's got less love
for that costume than the Joker.
527
00:52:34,688 --> 00:52:36,918
I think somehow
he's behind this.
528
00:52:37,123 --> 00:52:38,181
That's crazy.
529
00:52:38,391 --> 00:52:40,451
So was Drake,
once.
530
00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:44,563
Look, here's the readout of everything
we know the Jokerz have stolen.
531
00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:50,534
Now let's combine those into something that
would be used by a communications expert.
532
00:52:50,971 --> 00:52:52,699
Someone of Tim Drake's caliber.
533
00:52:55,541 --> 00:52:57,271
Satellite jamming system.
534
00:52:57,677 --> 00:53:00,612
Whoever uses this can access
satellite defense systems...
535
00:53:00,813 --> 00:53:02,179
...and fire them at will.
536
00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:03,610
Someone already has.
537
00:53:03,949 --> 00:53:06,077
I suspected Jordan Pryce
might be the Joker...
538
00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:09,380
...but the Jokerz were on your
company yacht trying to slag Pryce.
539
00:53:09,588 --> 00:53:12,114
I got him off before
it was blasted to splinters.
540
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:18,956
I think your little Robin's
turned into a bitter old crow.
541
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:21,259
He's gotta be the brains
behind this new Joker.
542
00:53:21,467 --> 00:53:23,902
It's harsh,
but who else is there?
543
00:53:26,505 --> 00:53:27,905
Suit up.
544
00:53:28,175 --> 00:53:31,940
Take the car and check it out.
I'll monitor you from here.
545
00:53:33,045 --> 00:53:35,239
What happened to
leaving it to the cops?
546
00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:36,974
Not their game.
547
00:53:37,483 --> 00:53:39,884
There's something else
I want to take with me.
548
00:54:04,344 --> 00:54:07,108
Drake, I know you're
the connection to the Joker.
549
00:54:09,815 --> 00:54:11,909
Don't pretend you
didn't hear me.
550
00:54:12,552 --> 00:54:13,710
Hologram.
551
00:54:28,068 --> 00:54:30,092
You guessed it,
Batfake!
552
00:54:30,302 --> 00:54:33,760
The disgruntled Mr. Drake
is indeed in my employ.
553
00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:39,344
Took him a few years, but he figured
out who ran the real winning team.
554
00:54:39,579 --> 00:54:43,106
This is one of Uncle Sam's
orbiting defense satellites.
555
00:54:43,315 --> 00:54:45,784
Hyperion class,
laser-armed.
556
00:54:45,985 --> 00:54:48,920
Handy litlle gadget for shooting down
unfriendly missiles...
557
00:54:49,121 --> 00:54:51,521
...or giving someone
a world-class hotfoot.
558
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,224
Think of it as urban tagging
on a grand scale...
559
00:54:57,431 --> 00:55:02,333
...reminding all and sundry
that this is Joker territory.
560
00:55:02,536 --> 00:55:04,594
You're welcome to
try and stop us...
561
00:55:04,804 --> 00:55:08,900
...but I'm not taking bets on that
happening anytime soon. Toodles.
562
00:56:02,762 --> 00:56:03,956
Miss me?
563
00:56:13,106 --> 00:56:15,402
Computer, search for
the name Jolly Jack.
564
00:56:21,081 --> 00:56:24,244
Abandoned candy factory.
Just his style.
565
00:56:24,451 --> 00:56:26,077
Wayne,
I think I've got something.
566
00:56:26,353 --> 00:56:29,447
Download this transmition and tell Gordon
to have her men at that address.
567
00:56:29,655 --> 00:56:32,590
-I'm gonna--
-Aren't you the nasty tattletale?
568
00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:36,056
Ratting me out
before I have my fun.
569
00:56:36,262 --> 00:56:37,992
Papa spank.
570
00:56:56,949 --> 00:56:57,938
Yeah,
I know!
571
00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:45,896
I'd better sit down
before I bust a gut!
572
00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:48,690
Catch you later,
kiddo!
573
00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:55,297
It's stopped.
I'm going after him.
574
00:58:17,527 --> 00:58:18,755
Gotcha!
575
00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:43,313
Ace.
576
00:58:55,431 --> 00:58:56,989
Good bat-dog.
577
00:59:07,242 --> 00:59:08,471
Where'd he go?
578
00:59:13,248 --> 00:59:14,409
Watch it!
579
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:15,947
You watch it!
580
00:59:18,121 --> 00:59:19,418
It's him!
581
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,239
Double down.
582
00:59:57,860 --> 01:00:00,327
Lovely playroom.
You getting this, Wayne?
583
01:00:00,762 --> 01:00:03,664
I see it. You keep
your eyes open for the Joker.
584
01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:15,266
Tim.
585
01:00:16,012 --> 01:00:17,603
Get up, Drake.
586
01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:20,873
What?
Who is it?
587
01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,516
Where's the Joker?
588
01:00:22,818 --> 01:00:23,806
Joker?
589
01:00:24,018 --> 01:00:26,853
Drop the act.
I know you're working with him.
590
01:00:27,222 --> 01:00:30,681
No, Joker's gone.
I don't know where he is, really.
591
01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:34,286
Suit sensors aren't picking up
any pulse fluctuations.
592
01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:35,789
It's the truth.
593
01:00:36,231 --> 01:00:39,530
I don't do this anymore.
I have a home and family.
594
01:00:39,735 --> 01:00:43,467
I gave this up years ago.
Kids' stuff. That's all it was.
595
01:00:44,306 --> 01:00:46,867
It may be the truth,
but he's still whacked.
596
01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:50,646
Fun and games.
Boy Wonder playing the hero.
597
01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:53,838
Fighting the bad guys
and no one ever gets....
598
01:00:54,349 --> 01:00:56,146
Oh, God.
599
01:00:56,686 --> 01:00:58,313
I killed him.
600
01:00:58,788 --> 01:01:00,516
I didn't mean to.
601
01:01:00,722 --> 01:01:02,485
I tried so hard to forget.
602
01:01:02,791 --> 01:01:06,818
But I still hear the shot,
still see his dead smile.
603
01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:09,360
Every night the
dreams get stronger.
604
01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:12,159
He's there when I sleep,
whispering, laughing...
605
01:01:12,367 --> 01:01:15,335
...telling me I'm just as bad
as he is, we're both the same.
606
01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,434
I'm calling an ambulance.
607
01:01:17,639 --> 01:01:20,130
No, I'm all right.
Forgive me, Terry.
608
01:01:20,342 --> 01:01:24,143
Old, nasty memories twisting
inside me like bad oysters.
609
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,335
Nothing really.
610
01:01:25,847 --> 01:01:27,679
I'm perfectly fine now.
611
01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:29,181
How do you know my name?
612
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:33,121
There's nothing about you
I don't know, Batfake.
613
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,222
Terry!
614
01:01:40,963 --> 01:01:42,692
Have a time-out,
kid.
615
01:01:42,898 --> 01:01:45,492
Can't let you spoil
the party too soon.
616
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:50,297
And Bruce, I'm sure you've got
your monkey-boy wired somehow.
617
01:01:51,007 --> 01:01:55,034
That's just peachy, because I want you
to see every minute of this.
618
01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:56,541
It's a killer.
619
01:02:15,030 --> 01:02:16,224
My God.
620
01:02:20,135 --> 01:02:23,400
Oh,
I never get tired of that!
621
01:02:23,773 --> 01:02:24,762
Drake?
622
01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:27,172
You're the Joker?
623
01:02:27,443 --> 01:02:31,811
That flabby oaf doesn't even realize
I'm using him as a time-share.
624
01:02:32,014 --> 01:02:36,246
Beneath this puckish exterior
lies the mind of a genius...
625
01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:38,010
...years ahead of my time.
626
01:02:38,353 --> 01:02:41,221
In the weeks young Robin
was under my tutelage...
627
01:02:41,422 --> 01:02:45,952
...l used him as the subject
of my greatest experiment.
628
01:02:46,161 --> 01:02:49,152
Utilizing cutting-edge
genetics technology...
629
01:02:49,364 --> 01:02:51,264
...which I had pinched
here and there...
630
01:02:51,467 --> 01:02:54,833
...l encoded my DNA
on a microchip...
631
01:02:55,036 --> 01:02:57,938
...and set it
into bird-boy's birdbrain.
632
01:02:58,407 --> 01:02:59,898
Here.
633
01:03:00,108 --> 01:03:04,704
Everything that was me has been
a-sleeping all comfy and cozy...
634
01:03:04,914 --> 01:03:07,780
...inside Tim
Drake's subconscious.
635
01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:12,043
At first, I had to limit the time
I spent in Drake's body.
636
01:03:12,255 --> 01:03:13,949
He's not aware of what I do...
637
01:03:14,157 --> 01:03:17,056
...chalking up any lingering memories
to bad dreams.
638
01:03:17,326 --> 01:03:20,590
If his family misses him,
I simply call wifey and tell her:
639
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,958
"l'm working late,
honey."
640
01:03:23,231 --> 01:03:25,199
The changes come at will now...
641
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,599
...and soon I'll be strong enough
to live in this body permanently.
642
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:32,672
Mr. J's on the rebound,
baby!
643
01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:36,902
My comeback party's gonna set
the whole town on fire!
644
01:03:59,534 --> 01:04:01,934
So where should I
make ground zero?
645
01:04:02,137 --> 01:04:06,369
Gotham General, where our hero's
dear little Dana is recuperating?
646
01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:11,036
Or here, in the happy garden
of Mrs. Mary McGinnis?
647
01:04:13,014 --> 01:04:16,280
I always think it adds resonance
to a hero's mission...
648
01:04:16,485 --> 01:04:19,648
...to have some defining element
of tragedy in his background...
649
01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,221
...don't you?
650
01:04:22,224 --> 01:04:25,592
Ah, but the one and only
kick off point...
651
01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:28,628
...must be stately Wayne Manor.
652
01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:30,056
Gone in a flash...
653
01:04:30,266 --> 01:04:34,668
...before Brucie can hobble to safety
or mount a rescue.
654
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,132
Don't worry,
though.
655
01:04:39,074 --> 01:04:42,373
I'll be hitting
those other spots soon enough.
656
01:04:43,378 --> 01:04:44,936
Adi�s, Brucie.
657
01:04:45,146 --> 01:04:48,514
I guess I should salute you
as a worthy adversary and all that...
658
01:04:48,717 --> 01:04:53,018
...but the truth is,
I really did hate your guts.
659
01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:59,318
What about it, kid?
Any last words for the old Batfart?
660
01:04:59,929 --> 01:05:02,056
Yeah. Sic him.
661
01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:09,728
Ace, here!
662
01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:14,670
Attaboy!
663
01:05:27,489 --> 01:05:30,186
End of the line,
Snoopy.
664
01:05:36,364 --> 01:05:37,195
No!
665
01:05:52,514 --> 01:05:54,039
Oh, good.
666
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,911
The beam's headed here.
667
01:05:56,117 --> 01:05:58,677
Now I'll have
to start all over again.
668
01:05:58,887 --> 01:06:02,085
Thanks for wrecking everything, kid.
See you around.
669
01:06:02,592 --> 01:06:03,889
Hold it.
670
01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,291
Oh, wise up,
junior.
671
01:06:06,494 --> 01:06:07,893
Game's over!
672
01:06:08,097 --> 01:06:10,621
-I'm taking you in.
-Right.
673
01:06:17,405 --> 01:06:19,465
You're out of your league,
McGinnis.
674
01:06:19,675 --> 01:06:24,237
I know every trick the original
Batman and Robin knew at their peak.
675
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,643
Maybe, but you don't know
a thing about me.
676
01:06:27,882 --> 01:06:28,907
You?
677
01:06:29,117 --> 01:06:31,052
What's to know?
You're a punk.
678
01:06:31,253 --> 01:06:32,844
A rank amateur.
679
01:06:33,054 --> 01:06:37,320
A costumed errand boy taking orders
from a senile old man.
680
01:06:37,525 --> 01:06:40,619
Still, if it's a whooping
you're wanting....
681
01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:45,331
That's right.
Better to run and save yourself.
682
01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:47,831
That's about your speed.
683
01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,632
Let's dance,
bozo.
684
01:07:07,222 --> 01:07:09,248
He's tough.
Any suggestions, boss?
685
01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:12,791
Joker is vain and likes to talk and try
to distract you, but don't listen.
686
01:07:12,994 --> 01:07:14,690
Block it out and power through.
687
01:07:14,896 --> 01:07:15,920
Wait.
688
01:07:16,132 --> 01:07:17,565
I like to talk too.
689
01:07:20,869 --> 01:07:23,202
-What are you doing?
-Fighting dirty.
690
01:07:23,405 --> 01:07:25,670
The real Batman would never--
691
01:07:26,074 --> 01:07:28,235
Told you,
you didn't know me.
692
01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:32,574
Funny guy.
693
01:07:32,947 --> 01:07:34,347
Can't say the same for you.
694
01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:39,913
Impudent brat.
Who do you think you're talking to?
695
01:07:40,289 --> 01:07:42,018
Not a comedian,
I'll tell ya that.
696
01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:44,518
Shut your mouth!
697
01:07:46,061 --> 01:07:48,860
The real Batman never
talked to you much, did he?
698
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:51,362
That's why you were
so fixated on him.
699
01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:55,893
Don't play psychoanalyst
with me, boy!
700
01:07:56,271 --> 01:07:58,900
Oh, I don't need a degree
to figure you out.
701
01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:03,300
The real reason
you kept coming back...
702
01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:06,208
...was you never got a laugh
out of the old man.
703
01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:08,380
I'm not hearing this.
704
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:11,451
Get a clue, clownie.
He's got no sense of humor.
705
01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:14,349
He wouldn't know a good joke
if it bit him in the cape.
706
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:18,216
-Not that you ever had a good joke.
-Shut up. Shut up!
707
01:08:18,426 --> 01:08:21,020
I mean, joy buzzers,
squirting flowers? Lame!
708
01:08:21,229 --> 01:08:25,164
Where's the A material? Make a
face, drop your pants, something!
709
01:08:25,367 --> 01:08:26,730
Show yourself!
710
01:08:26,935 --> 01:08:30,804
You make me laugh, but only because
I think you're kind of pathetic.
711
01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:34,530
Stop that!
712
01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:38,773
You fell in a tank of acid,
got your skin bleached...
713
01:08:38,979 --> 01:08:40,948
...then decided
to become a super villain.
714
01:08:41,149 --> 01:08:44,175
What? You couldn't get work
as a rodeo clown?
715
01:08:47,488 --> 01:08:49,117
Don't you dare laugh at me!
716
01:08:51,725 --> 01:08:54,957
Why? I thought the Joker always
wanted to make Batman laugh.
717
01:08:55,395 --> 01:08:56,886
You're not Batman!
718
01:09:23,657 --> 01:09:25,146
Come on,
McGinnis!
719
01:09:25,358 --> 01:09:28,793
Laugh it up now,
you miserable little punk! Laugh!
720
01:09:30,162 --> 01:09:33,097
I can't hear you!
721
01:10:04,564 --> 01:10:05,860
Easy,
I've got you.
722
01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:17,100
Way ahead of you.
723
01:11:10,195 --> 01:11:13,529
Delia and Deidre Dennis,
your grandmother's paid your bail.
724
01:11:13,733 --> 01:11:16,064
You're being released to her custody,
pending your trial.
725
01:11:16,269 --> 01:11:18,463
-Oh.
-Joy.
726
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,471
You rotten little scamps!
727
01:11:23,676 --> 01:11:28,170
I struggle to make a good home for you
and this is the thanks I get!
728
01:11:29,314 --> 01:11:30,838
Break a grandmother's heart!
729
01:11:31,050 --> 01:11:35,487
-I hope they throw the book at you!
-Oh, shut up, Nana Harley.
730
01:11:39,658 --> 01:11:41,627
You didn't have
to cover up for me, Barbara.
731
01:11:41,961 --> 01:11:45,828
The Joker's gone, Tim.
You were just along for the ride.
732
01:11:47,466 --> 01:11:48,661
How are you doing,
Mr. Drake?
733
01:11:48,868 --> 01:11:50,859
Tim,
this is Terry McGinnis.
734
01:11:51,069 --> 01:11:53,698
-We met the other night.
-We did?
735
01:11:56,542 --> 01:11:58,033
I owe you big time.
736
01:11:58,578 --> 01:11:59,636
Forget it.
737
01:11:59,845 --> 01:12:04,043
For what it's worth, Bruce couldn't have
chosen anyone better to put on the mask.
738
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:07,644
Coming from you,
that means everything.
739
01:12:08,488 --> 01:12:11,650
Sometimes the important things
go unsaid.
740
01:12:11,990 --> 01:12:15,289
If there's one thing I've learned you've got
to appreciate the people in your life...
741
01:12:15,494 --> 01:12:16,984
...while you have the chance.
742
01:12:17,463 --> 01:12:20,228
Not everyone is capable
of expressing that, Tim.
743
01:12:20,432 --> 01:12:23,230
No matter how much
they might feel it in their heart.
744
01:12:23,703 --> 01:12:25,000
I know.
745
01:12:29,274 --> 01:12:30,332
What are you doing here?
746
01:12:30,643 --> 01:12:32,337
It's where I should be.
747
01:12:35,747 --> 01:12:36,737
Terry.
748
01:12:38,350 --> 01:12:41,012
I've been thinking about
what you once told me.
749
01:12:41,954 --> 01:12:43,081
You were wrong.
750
01:12:44,090 --> 01:12:46,354
It's not Batman
that makes you worthwhile.
751
01:12:47,594 --> 01:12:49,528
It's the other way around.
752
01:12:49,929 --> 01:12:52,261
Never tell yourself
anything different.
753
01:12:53,432 --> 01:12:54,729
Thanks.
754
01:13:02,574 --> 01:13:03,974
Hello, Tim.
755
01:13:05,278 --> 01:13:07,006
Hi, old man.
756
01:13:08,305 --> 01:13:14,842
Support us and become VIP member
to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org
757
01:13:15,305 --> 01:13:21,813
-= www.OpenSubtitles.org =-57767
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Xhosa
