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Fxx presents it's always sunny
in Philadelphia.
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stop! Thief!
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Come back here!
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come back here!
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what the hell?
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shit.
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You're nothing but a street rat!
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I may be a street rat,
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but I still got your bread,
bitch.
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Excuse me, excuse me,
are you, um...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the
suck boy you're looking for.
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You want my time, you
got to pay to spray.
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That's my motto. That and
you cannot finish inside me.
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No, no, no, Matt. It's me.
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Dad?
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It's time to come home, son.
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you want me to
come work for you?
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Well, I want you
to learn the business.
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I'm not getting any younger.
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It's time for me
to pass the torch.
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Oh, shit. What?
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You're dying. What?
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I-I figured. You look like hell.
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Hey, has anyone
claimed your organs?
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I'm not dying, you idiot.
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I'm retiring.
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Oh. My bad.
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I had to ask.
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It's a seller's
market right now.
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Look what you've become.
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Do you want
to live this way, son?
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Covered in manure,
selling your body,
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smoking pcp or
whatever it is you smoke.
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Oh, come on.
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Do I look like
a dusthead to you?
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You certainly don't
look like my son.
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Matthew Mara. You remember him?
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Come on.
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Give the job a shot,
for Christ's sake.
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I'll think about it.
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I got to pop in here first.
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You don't have to go into a dive
bar right now.
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I'm just gonna clean myself up.
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Have a little faith.
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My friends have
a very nice setup
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for me to take a shower in here.
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In fact, I'm the type of gal
who makes men's lives better.
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Hey-o! You guys mind if I shower
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in that leaky urinal again?
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Well, that... don't count that.
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That's not a good example.
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Ah!
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Eh. While I'm here,
I might as well...
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Do a little p to the c to the p.
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Take me to the angels, baby.
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it's time to come home, son.
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Maybe it's time
to make a change.
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all right, uh, this
is the loading dock
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where we, uh, ship
our supplies from.
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And right here...
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This is you.
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Whoa! What are you doing?
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This is nice.
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I'm gonna sleep well tonight.
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No, no. You're not gonna
sleep there. Come on.
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Get out. Get out
of the damn box.
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You're gonna sleep
at home in a bed.
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Oh. Eh, too exposed. Yeah.
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No. I-I'll sleep in, uh,
maybe the crawlspace
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- or a cupboard.
- This is bullshit.
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Hey, hey, hey, Davy, Davy.
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Calm down, Davy.
He's a homeless junkie, dad.
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I don't even understand
why we're doing this.
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He's just gonna burn you again.
All right.
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When did I ever burn dad?
You stole his identity.
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Eight times! Well, at least
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I didn't wet the bed
till I was in high school.
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Shut your mouth about that.
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Whatever, Davy diapers.
I will kill you.
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Try it. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Come on! Take it back!
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You want another noogie?
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All right, all right, boys.
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Boys! Stop it!
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His scalp came off
on my fingers.
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Goddamn it.
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Now look here, guys.
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We have an important
meeting coming up.
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It's our biggest account.
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And I'm gonna tell them
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that my boys
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are taking over the business.
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Both of them.
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You guys need to get
your shit together.
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Got it? Huh?
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Yes, sir. Yes. Yes.
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All right.
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I got my eye on you, loser.
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And you stink like piss,
by the way.
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It's freakin' bullcrap.
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What a jerk.
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Huh?
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Oh. Yeah.
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He's always been a hard-on.
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He's the one who stinks,
by the way.
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His shoes smell
like rotten eggs.
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You smell his shoes?
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Yeah. He kicks at me
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if he catches me
sleeping at work.
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Calls me a bitch,
that kind of thing.
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Yeah. He treats me like shit,
too.
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Sorry. I didn't get your name.
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Oh. I'm belle.
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Thus the necklace
my mother gave me
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that I'm currently
guilt-wearing.
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Belle.
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That's a nice name.
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I'm cricket, uh, Matthew.
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It's nice to meet you, Matthew.
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Hey, date!
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Um, I'm sorry. What?
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Shit. Sorry. Um,
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haven't done this
in a long time. Uh...
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Would you like to go on a date
with me some time?
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Yeah. Yeah, I... I'd like that.
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Yeah? Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Okay. Bye.
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Okay.
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Hey, boss?
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You go by cricket? I do.
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Phone's for you. Line two.
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Oh, really?
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- Mm. Hello.
- Cricket!
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Oh. Cricket.
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Damn it! How the hell
did you guys find me?
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A magician never reveals
his tricks, cricks.
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Yeah. We did put that
pet-tracking device in him.
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Well, wait. Don't tell him that.
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Wait. You did what?
Wait. Did you put a chip in...?
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Did you put a chip in me?!
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Nothing, cricket. Hey, listen,
um, we got a job for you, buddy.
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Oh, do you?
Well, uh, I'm not doing it.
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Well, you don't even know what it is.
Hey! Yeah. Come on, man.
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You don't know what the job is, cricket.
You don't know the job.
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Doesn't matter. I know it
probably involves hurting me,
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degrading me or generally
treating me like shit.
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You're not totally wrong. Yeah.
Yeah.
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Cricket, uh, we'll give you five bucks,
huh? Yeah, five dollars, cricket.
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The answer is no.
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All right. Fine. Three dollars.
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Well, you don't go
down in negotiation.
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You go up. With cricket, you do.
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Well, now it's $2.50, crick,
so you want the job or not?
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You know, ticktock.
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Uh, look, guys, um,
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I got a new life, so I don't
need anything from you.
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Ugh. Come on. Hey. Well, cricket,
everybody needs a little extra cash.
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Yeah. It's money, cricket!
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Well, uh, actually,
that is true,
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because I... I do have a date.
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Oh. Cricket. Cricket. Ah.
Well, don't make up a story.
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I mean, yeah, we don't care what
you're doing with the money.
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Hey, dipshit!
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We're not paying you
to talk on the phone.
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Speaking of, I need some cash.
When do we get paid?
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Paychecks come at the end of the
month. Who you talking to, huh?
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Your drug dealer?
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Your skeezy little
arrogant douche bag friends
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down at the bar?
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Those guys are my friends!
Whatever!
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I am so onto you.
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And I bet you're gonna be high
by the end of the night.
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Ooh!
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Freakin' bullcrap!
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He's getting yelled at.
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Well, don't piss off your
trick there, cricket. He might
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- cut you up.
- Yeah, just
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finish the guy off, and then
come do the job for us.
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Yeah. All right,
what's it gonna be?
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We need a decision, cricket.
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Mm...
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Are we ready to party tonight?
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Torrent downloaded from rarbg
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so am I!
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¶ Got 'em, everybody got 'em. ¶
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dad? Oh! Janie? Oh!
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Let's just have
a good time and get drunk, huh?
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Stuff it down with some brown.
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Stuff it down with brown.
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Can always stuff it down.
Hey, good job, fellas.
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I loved how you ruined that dad.
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Ah. I got to say,
it's kind of fun
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being on the other end
of it sometimes, huh?
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Okay, time to pay the Piper.
Who's got the money?
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Yes. Oh, uh, frank.
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Lemons.
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What? No. N-no, okay? No, you're
not paying me in lemons again.
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Okay? Hey, we had an agreement.
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You want to get paid in pcp,
cricket? 'Cause you're just
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gonna spend it on drugs anyway, right?
Oh, yeah, skip the middleman.
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Yeah. Uh, yeah. You
want some dust?
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No. Okay, normally, okay?
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But now I'm off drugs,
and I actually have a date,
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so I need the money,
I really need the money.
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Look, cricket, I'm sure whatever
street mongrel you're dating...
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She's into lemons,
too, so you're good.
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Goddamn it. Goddamn you,
you are the worst person ever.
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And by the way,
my name is not cricket, okay?
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My name is Matthew Mara.
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I'm a person. A person,
by the way, who has a job now.
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Yeah. I am going
to be running a company soon.
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Cricks, I love you, but this is so boring.
You're losing me.
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Goddamn it! All right, you know
what? Screw you guys.
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- Hey, cricket? Cricket? Cricket!
- Come on.
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Cricket, cricket, calm
down, man. Hey, look.
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What?
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You want the lemons or not?
Unbelievable.
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Yes, I'm gonna take the lemons.
Goddamn it. All right, yeah.
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You guys are the worst.
He wants the lemons.
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He needs the lemons.
The guy loves lemons.
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He needs the lemons
for the scurvy.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- He'll be back.
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After everything I've done,
you know?
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After everything
they've done to me.
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Belle?
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What are you doing here?
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Promise I'm not stalking you.
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I'm just out for a walk.
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My dad'll be so worried
about me,
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but I just had
to get out of the house.
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Ah. Ever since my mom died,
I'm kind of all he's got,
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so he's become a
little overbearing.
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Yeah, I get that.
I got an overbearing dad, too.
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Yeah. My life's the worst.
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Um. Ah.
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You're so funny.
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Okay.
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And cute. Oh, son of a bitch.
Did someone put you up to this?
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No. Why? Look, I am not funny,
and I'm sure as shit not cute.
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Nobody put me up to this, okay?
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I like you. I do, and
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I feel like we have more
in common than you think.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Go behind some dumpster
and bang?
255
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I was kind of talking
about that date.
256
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,010
Oh. I'm into that.
257
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¶ ¶
258
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¶ ¶
259
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there they are!
260
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Davy, pops.
261
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,333
I met the most amazing girl.
262
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,702
I'm in love. I'm in love!
263
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,003
And I owe it all to you, dad,
264
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:20,238
for giving me a second chance.
265
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,073
Thank you. Now,
266
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,509
let's go in this meeting
and show this guy
267
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,077
that he is making
the right choice
268
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,747
investing in the Mara brothers!
269
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:30,415
You missed it, asshole.
270
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,684
Huh?
271
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,753
You missed it. The meeting.
We lost the account.
272
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,421
Dad, I told you
we couldn't trust him.
273
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:40,425
Goddamn it, Matt.
This was your chance.
274
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,361
Shit. Okay.
Um, I'll talk to the guy.
275
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,897
I will make this right, okay?
276
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,732
He's probably down by his car
right now.
277
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,368
Carl Lewis couldn't catch him!
278
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,203
¶ ¶
279
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,639
I can.
280
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,841
¶ ¶
281
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:09,888
Mr. sanderson!
282
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,222
Mr. sanderson!
283
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,093
Matthew Mara.
284
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,628
Did you just do a flip
off that truck?
285
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,962
Yes, sir.
That is how dedicated I am
286
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,230
to keeping your business.
Now, look,
287
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,632
I know you have
your reservations,
288
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,967
but I'm asking you...
Give us a second chance.
289
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,503
I'm not giving you a second chance.
I made my decision. It's final.
290
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:29,174
Okay. Well, guess I'm gonna have
to cut your heart out then.
291
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,009
What did you just say?
292
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,611
I said I guess
I'm gonna have to cut...
293
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,347
Your heart... out of your body.
294
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:37,749
You see, uh,
295
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,350
I'm from the streets.
296
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,519
And I'm about to poke you full
of holes.
297
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:43,988
He'll do it!
298
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,624
What? Well, th-that's great!
299
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,626
What changed your mind, tom?
300
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,829
Uh, your son here made
a compelling argument.
301
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:55,166
What? Oh. Well,
see, he's my boy.
302
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,167
We will not let you down,
303
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,002
Mr. sanderson. Uh, d-Davy,
304
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,638
don't push. Uh, yes, sir.
305
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,374
Tom, let's discuss this.
306
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,644
Hey.
307
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,446
What?
308
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,348
Maybe I misjudged you.
309
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,617
Maybe you're not...
310
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,453
Just some homeless junkie.
311
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,622
Maybe you're my brother.
312
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:23,561
Sorry I said that
about Carl Lewis.
313
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,339
Belle. Heard me comin', I guess.
314
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,007
I think I just saved
the company.
315
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,376
Wow. That's great news for you.
316
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,945
And probably bad news for me.
317
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,348
I'm running away.
318
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,016
I got to see the world.
319
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,718
I was wondering if you might
320
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,853
want to come away with me.
321
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,588
I-I can't.
322
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,358
I mean, this is my life now.
323
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,927
Yeah. I understand.
324
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,029
Well, I should go.
325
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,932
Hey, um...
326
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,701
Could you just help me
with my necklace?
327
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,937
I can never seem to get it off.
328
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,672
Sure.
329
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,108
Here.
330
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,543
No, I... I want you to keep it.
331
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,913
Something to remember me by.
332
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,550
Well, good-bye, Matthew.
333
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,619
Well, here's something
to remember me by.
334
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,323
¶ ¶
335
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:35,366
Jesus, Mary and Joseph,
what are you doing?!
336
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,568
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm making out
337
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,270
with the woman I love.
What the hell
338
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,205
are you talking about?
That's dad's dog.
339
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:44,575
You're making out with my dog!
340
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,244
Dog?
341
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,312
Oh, shit!
342
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,615
Oh, no.
343
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,917
¶ ¶
344
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,119
maybe it's time
to make a change.
345
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,303
Nah, I'm gonna smoke it.
346
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,774
- I'm cricket.
- I'm belle.
347
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,609
That's a nice name. His shoes
348
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,111
smell like rotten eggs. Lemons.
349
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,847
Screw you guys!
You smell his shoes?
350
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:26,351
¶ Beauty and the... ¶
351
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,186
¶ beauty ¶
352
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,455
¶ and the beast... ¶
353
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,590
¶ ¶
354
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,425
huh.
355
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,493
He's gone.
356
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,662
Way to go, rickety cricket.
357
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,465
So, you did exactly
what I thought you'd do,
358
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,601
you goddamn street rat!
359
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,537
Matt, Matt, goddamn it.
360
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,940
I gave you a shot.
361
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:50,675
You can't go around
362
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,144
doing insane shit
like kissing dogs.
363
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,013
You got to put all that
364
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,949
nonsense behind you
once and for all.
365
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,283
Now, this is my last
366
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:00,885
and final offer.
367
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:04,322
You cut that bullshit out
and come work with me,
368
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,857
or you go back on the street
369
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,825
and crawl back
into that manure pile
370
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,394
I found you in.
371
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,130
So, which is it?
372
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,364
Huh?
373
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,169
Hey-o! Oh, cricket!
374
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,671
Cricket! Hey, hey!
375
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,007
Hey, you guys mind if I go in
the bathroom and smoke some pcp?
376
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,909
Smoke up, bud.
Yeah, absolutely, dude.
377
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,377
Do what you got to do, man.
You do you, bud. You do you!
378
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,879
We don't judge, cricket,
we don't judge.
379
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,947
Have fun, buddy. Go, cricket.
380
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,457
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media access group at wgbh
381
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,528
who do girls want to have
sex with more than anybody?
382
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,730
Jugglers. Ju...
383
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,532
Dudes who can, like, juggle things.
I know what a juggler is.
384
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,068
Sunny.
All new, wednesdays at 10:00.
385
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,103
Only on fxx.
386
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,739
- David?
- He's making me nervous.
387
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,611
Don't touch me!
388
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,749
- Legion.
- Is this real?
389
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,552
All new wednesdays at 10:00.
On fx.
390
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,060
Man seeking woman.
391
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,229
All new, wednesdays at 10:30.
392
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,830
Only on fxx.
393
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,902
Chip? Do you know
where the remote is?
394
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:01,239
- Let me look for it.
- No, that's my foot massage thing.
395
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,609
- What's this?
- Oh, that's mine.
396
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,344
- Here it is. I got it.
- Got it?
397
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:09,180
- Yeah.
- Oh, this is the garage door opener, isn't it?
398
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,616
Where's my hand?
399
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,751
Chimes.
400
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,187
Stop. Mom!
401
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,956
I can't... oh, something is underneath me.
Mom, I'm underneath you!
402
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,658
Baskets.
403
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,995
All new Thursdays at 10:00.
On fx.
404
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,666
Take an hour of his time.
405
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,269
Wow. Look at Stan's yard.
406
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,371
Someone's been busy.
407
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,507
Clearly not in ours. Maybe
Henry can do some work today.
408
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,609
Yeah.
409
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:41,112
I forget your back is always
bad this time of year.
410
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,747
Only when there are leaves...
411
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,953
When did you wash this last?
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