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Have you read where there's
clowns coming to towns
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and scaring children?
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Can you see
if that's a paid gig?
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Fxx presents it's always sunny
in Philadelphia.
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All right.
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Uh, let's get started.
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What do you guys want to know?
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the circumstances
surrounding the death of
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the woman born Maureen ponderosa
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captivated south Philadelphia.
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She was discovered in an alley
with a broken neck.
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In 2013, Maureen had begun
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her transition to a cat.
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And in her cat form,
she went by the name bastet
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to honor the Egyptian god
of cats.
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The story quickly became fodder
for local media.
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So much for having nine lives.
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This cat did not land
on her feet.
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She landed on her neck.
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Authorities soon focused
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on the suspicious nature
of her death.
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My name is Lance girard.
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I've been with the Philadelphia
police department for 24 years,
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12 of which were with
the homicide division.
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I've seen a lot of things.
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A man wants to turn himself
into a woman?
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Okay. Who am I to judge?
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But, really, a cat?
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What's next? A watermelon?
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First thing we wanted
to establish is
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to whether the deceased
was acting strange.
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Not like "I'm turning myself
into a cat" strange.
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More like suicide strange.
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We learned that she was excited
about an upcoming surgery,
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a, uh, reverse nipplectomy.
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That's where
they add more nipples.
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I guess...
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I don't know...
She wanted more nipples.
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The thought of that just
makes me want to blow my lunch.
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Now, apparently,
the ex-husband was on the hook
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for this surgery
due to an alimony arrangement.
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He wasn't happy about it.
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That's when he became
our primary suspect.
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Was I irritated by this?
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Yeah, of course I was.
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I mean, it was the most
expensive procedure yet.
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You know,
but i-i remained supportive
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and, uh, kept my cool.
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And I never threatened her
in any way.
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Now, due to the nature
of this call,
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we decided to bring him in
for questioning.
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And he cooperated.
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Said he wanted
to clear his name.
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He answered every question.
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Even offered DNA samples.
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Although he did request
to draw his own blood,
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which is kind of strange.
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Mr. Reynolds was forthright.
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Charming, quite frankly.
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It wasn't until I reviewed
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the interrogation footage later
that I saw it.
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Something very unsettling.
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24 years on the job,
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I'd never seen anything like it.
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Two hours.
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Never moved.
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Never blinked.
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Gives me goose bumps
just thinking about it.
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He had all the right answers,
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but my gut told me
this guy was guilty.
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Of something.
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Did I kill Maureen? No.
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Am I glad she's dead? Sure.
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Maureen's family was
convinced of Dennis's guilt.
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Maureen?
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Maureen died three years ago.
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Dennis killed bastet, all right?
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And let me tell you something.
He did us all a favor.
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You ever seen a grown woman
take a dump in a sandbox?
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Despite conjecture,
the question still remained:
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Was there anything
in Dennis Reynolds' past
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that would suggest him
capable of murder?
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Testing. Testing.
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Syphilis. Syphilis.
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That's... well, yeah...
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Well, he kind of...
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Snapped the neck, uh, off a crow
one time a little bit.
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But that... but that's not
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not normal right, you know?
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I mean, it was just like boys
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being boys. Yeah. That...
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Look, we had a totally
normal childhood, and...
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Look, Dennis wouldn't
hurt a fly. No way.
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Whatever Deandra says is bs.
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She's probably just
covering for him
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because she's afraid he's gonna
snap her neck like that crow.
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He didn't just snap it.
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He broke the thing's head
clean off.
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It was gruesome.
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I still have nightmares
about it.
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And I'm old.
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She told you what?
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No, no, no, no. No, no.
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Look... that crow was injured,
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and I was simply
putting it out of its misery,
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while, yes, testing the tensile
strength of a crow's neck.
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Well, yes,
there was another crow,
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but that's because
i simply couldn't believe
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that a crow's neck
could be that weak.
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Well, yes,
there was a third crow,
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and a fourth, if you must know,
but who likes crows?
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Look, if you can kill
a crow, you can kill a cat.
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Cat, cat, cat...
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That's why I started recording
all our conversations.
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I suspected frank
was probably recording
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all of our conversations,
because of course he would.
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But let me tell you something,
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he was no fan of Maureen's,
either.
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He was just trying
to deflect attention,
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which is why I started recording
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all of our conversations
as well.
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I could have worn a goddamn
imax camera around my neck
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and he wouldn't have noticed.
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The old bitch.
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And I caught him saying
some pretty troubling stuff.
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What are we watching here?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cats, cats.
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Is that me?
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Cats. I'll tell you what to do
with cats.
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Who shot this thing? Dennis?
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Here's what you do with cats.
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Back in the sweatshop in 'nam,
we found a cat,
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we tossed it right in the soup.
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Those hungry bastards
ate cat soup every day.
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What's the worst thing
that could happen?
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Some little kid choke
on a hairball and die.
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So then you toss him
in the soup.
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I was making money hand
over foot, literally.
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Somebody lost a hand or a foot,
I'd toss it in the soup.
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Well, that's all a lie.
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Uh, there was no soup.
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Nope.
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There's no sweatshop.
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Excuse me.
I got to go to the can.
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Investigators wanted
to verify the timeline.
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Dennis provided to authorities.
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Like I told the police, uh,
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Mac and I were watching a movie
back at the apartment,
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and then I went to the bar.
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That's true. We were watching
operation dumbo drop.
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We were doing this amazing thing
that I came up with,
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where we watch an old movie,
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and then I turn
the volume down really low
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and we make wiseacre remarks
the entire time.
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Yeah, he didn't come up with it.
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It's just
mystery science theater 3000.
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It's a spin on that.
It's exactly that.
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Well, there's no robots.
So it's worse.
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Oh, come on, Dennis. It's funny.
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It-it's not funny.
It's not funny at all,
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because you can never
think of jokes on the fly.
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H-he, like, pauses the movie
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to try and think of
something funny to say,
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and then he never can
think of anything funny,
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so he ends up just saying a line
from borat or Austin powers.
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It's super annoying and
played-out, and it's not funny.
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Well, uh, like this.
"Get in my belly."
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But you're never referring
to anything when you say it.
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"Yeah, baby. Get in my belly."
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Well, that's two
different characters.
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That's Mike Myers.
It's not Mike Myers.
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It's... it's multiple characters
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that Mike Myers plays
in-in the same movie.
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Multiple characters
in the same movie?
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What is he, a wizard?
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Look, it's funny, Dennis.
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It's not funny.
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Are we done with this?
Can we be done?
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I'm tired of saying the same
things over and over again.
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Well, wait. Wh... hold... Dennis,
d-don't leave without me.
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I mean, dude, look,
are you mad at me?
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Investigators could
find no discrepancies
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in the timeline.
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But then...
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A twist.
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He totally could have done it.
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Now, supposably, Dennis didn't
see Maureen that night,
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but remember that Maureen
was once Dennis's...
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"Wife. Very nice."
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That was borat.
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It was Friday, payday.
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Maureen always came into paddy's
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to pick up her alimony check,
asap.
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To avoid confusion,
it should be pointed out
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that in a bizarre twist,
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Deandra Reynolds refused to
be a part of this documentary
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unless we allowed her
to play Maureen
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in the reenactment.
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And Dennis always made
a big show
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of getting her
with the spray bottle.
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You know,
because cats hate water.
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So, you see, Dennis totally saw
Maureen that night.
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Charlie was there.
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Why hasn't he spoken up?
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Probably because Dennis...
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Intimidated him.
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Oh, I just thought it'd be
more dramatic if I...
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Oh, come on, come on.
I didn't lie.
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I just left out some facts
that are insignificant.
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And-and intimidate Charlie?
Please. What am I gonna do?
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Call him on the phone
and threaten him?
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No, I know. But, I mean,
if Mac's gonna do it,
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then, you know, I'm gonna do it.
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At this point
in the interrogation,
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Christ, I was at a loss.
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Further inspection
of Dennis Reynolds' safe
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revealed a cache
of suspicious items.
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Awesome.
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So while Mr. Kelly's statements
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were clearly unreliable and
would need to be thrown out,
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another breakthrough came:
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Autopsy results
came back from the lab.
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Um...
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Look, is getting groomed
like a cat by your ex weird?
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Yep.
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Is it illegal?
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I wish.
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The investigation
was at a crossroads.
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Then another massive break.
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Dennis has an answer
for everything.
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Well, answer me this:
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Where's the collar?
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Cats have collars.
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Maureen's body
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didn't have a collar on it.
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Killers keep trophies.
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Alls I'm saying,
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find the collar,
find the killer.
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This is not the first
time the collar came up.
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Dee Reynolds had, oddly,
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made the collar an issue
during filming.
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Hey. Stop!
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Stop! Stop with the squirting!
Stop! Cool it!
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We said one spray
and then my line.
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I... it was in my contract
that we talked...
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I put one squirt in there
for... on purpose.
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And this collar! I...
Th-there's something wrong
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with the collar.
It's driving me nuts.
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It... is an actual flea collar?
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You son of a bitch.
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I-i really think
the water activated
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some kind of, like, chemical
agent. My-my neck's burning.
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Was the flea collar
actually burning her,
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as she claimed?
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Are you serious?
257
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Yes, asshole!
It was burning my skin!
258
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You want to zoom in on this?!
259
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,331
Hard to say.
260
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:56,501
But maybe there was
another reason she removed it.
261
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,436
Whatever Deandra says is bs.
262
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,671
She's probably just covering
for him because she's afraid
263
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,406
he's gonna snap her neck
like that crow.
264
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,811
Maybe Deandra
didn't want to wear the collar
265
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,779
in order to cover
for her brother
266
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:12,984
and to establish that Maureen
never wore a collar at all.
267
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We then discovered something
in this piece of footage
268
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that blew the doors wide open
on this case.
269
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Was I a person of interest?
270
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Yeah.
271
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I am an interesting person.
272
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But at the end of the day,
you know,
273
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,835
I'm just some guy
with a crazy ex-wife
274
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who fell off of a roof
pretending to be a cat.
275
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,640
That's the end of it.
276
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,842
All my stories checked out.
277
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I was cleared. Case closed.
278
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:46,684
Find the collar,
find the killer.
279
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Find the collar,
find the killer.
280
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'Cause a dog is who I am now!
281
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Hit the referee!
282
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Find the collar...
283
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"Very nice."
284
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Find the collar,
find the killer.
285
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¶ ¶
286
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,874
guys, this was an open-and-shut
case that was shut months ago.
287
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,643
And Maureen never wore a collar.
You guys put that there.
288
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Well, yeah, we needed
a big twist at the end
289
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to show that you're guilty.
290
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,748
But I'm-I'm not guilty.
291
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,584
What about the security footage
of Maureen's death?
292
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I mean, it shows her
prancing around on the roof
293
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,054
like an asshole,
and then she just falls off.
294
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,589
People don't want to see that,
295
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,924
because it's hard evidence,
you know what I mean? Yeah.
296
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,993
Like, it's better
to actually sit on that footage
297
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,928
until, like, maybe episode
ten, and then let people
298
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decide then if you're
guilty or not.
299
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,199
Ten episo... you're gonna do
ten episodes of this?
300
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,401
Yeah, but then even then
we would keep it vague.
301
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,070
I mean, 'cause
that's entertainment, you know?
302
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,005
Someone gets murdered,
and then you make a show.
303
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,573
But you never give
any actual answers,
304
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,275
because that's what people love.
No.
305
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,111
You drag it out. You rake it
all over the victim's family.
306
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,879
It's sort of like eating
a bag of chips, you know?
307
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,715
It's never gonna
actually make you full,
308
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:51,916
and at the end you're sick,
309
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,551
but you want
to go back for more.
310
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,186
You want more chips.
311
00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:56,621
Murder is chips. Okay,
312
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,723
you know what, I don't know
what you guys are talking about,
313
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,391
but I'm gonna find these tapes,
and I'm gonna destroy them.
314
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,460
Well, we have backups, so it...
Oh, you know what? Yeah.
315
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,595
That could make a good episode,
where he's destroying...
316
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,364
Let's think about that, right?
He's destroying the tapes...
317
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,865
You know what,
318
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:08,899
that would be.
319
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,268
"Very nice."
320
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,237
Is that borat?
321
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,538
Yes! See?
322
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,641
He gets it. He's laughing.
323
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,377
Yeah, 'cause I know he was doing
an impression. He's laughing.
324
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,212
Okay, wait, uh, let me...
Let me think of another one.
325
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,414
Let me think of another one.
"I'll be back."
326
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,683
Oh... who is that? Who is that?
327
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:10,695
Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
328
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,332
who do girls want to have
sex with more than anybody?
329
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,534
Jugglers. Ju...
330
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,336
Dudes who can, like, juggle things.
I know what a juggler is.
331
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,871
Sunny.
All new, wednesdays at 10:00.
332
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,006
Only on fxx.
333
00:22:25,877 --> 00:22:29,980
I am a very dangerous man
334
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,349
to know.
335
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:38,289
Taboo.
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on fx.
336
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,296
Man seeking woman.
337
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:47,465
All new, wednesdays at 10:30.
338
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,100
Only on fxx.
339
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,843
I had a little, uh, kung
pao chicken in my teeth.
340
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:01,312
Was it alive?
341
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,149
I look terrific now.
342
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,755
So, is he crazy?
343
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,824
He believes he's mentally ill.
344
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,761
But at the same time,
part of him knows...
345
00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:20,398
The power's real.
346
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,041
Take an hour of his time.
347
00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:33,611
Wow. Look at Stan's yard.
348
00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,746
Someone's been busy.
349
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,883
Clearly not in ours. Maybe
Henry can do some work today.
350
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,951
Yeah.
351
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,454
I forget your back is always
bad this time of year.
352
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:45,122
Only when there are leaves...
353
00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:51,328
When did you wash this last?
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