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Fxx presents it's always sunny
in Philadelphia.
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¶ Go for it, go for it, go ¶
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¶ go for it, go for it, go ¶
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¶ go for it, go for it, go. ¶
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¶ go for it, go for it, go. ¶
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go for it, go for it.
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Well, somebody's
chipper this morning.
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Oh... you guys were there
all this time?
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I didn't see you.
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Yeah, we just didn't
want to interrupt
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your morning routine.
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Is doing cocaine every
morning your routine, frank?
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Yeah. Hey, frank,
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how's wolf cola doing?
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Funny you should ask.
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I'm selling it to the Jews
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in boca raton.
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They're slurping it up
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like candy. They're...
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I'm telling you,
they're addicted.
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If I recall, wolf cola
used to just be, like,
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a money laundering front.
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Well, it was, but I'm selling
it now by the truckload.
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I mean, they can't
get enough of it.
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It's become the official drink
of boca raton.
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Why do you ask?
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Well, just 'cause of this.
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The group released
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another video today.
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Preliminary investigations
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have revealed that
wolf cola may in fact be
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an American soda company,
although how and why boko haram
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has adopted it
as their official soft drink
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is unknown at this time.
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We'll keep you updated
on this story as it develops.
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Boca raton, frank?
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Or the official soft
drink of boko haram?
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Whoops.
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¶ ¶
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how do you confuse
a city in Florida
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with a terrorist
organization in Africa?
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It's an easy misunderstanding.
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It is if you're
an elderly cokehead,
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trying to launder money
through a dummy
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soda corporation.
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This is bigger than cola, Dee.
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This is gonna touch
all of frank's fluids.
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My god, there are other fluids?
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Yeah, wolf cola,
some nip boba drink...
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Fight milk.
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Fight milk?! Fight milk?!
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Yeah. Wait, wait, dude,
that's our drink.
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You've been selling that?
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It's selling like crazy
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with the ufc guys.
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Ufc fighters are drinking fight milk?
What?!
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Buying it like crazy.
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Oh, my god, Charlie,
this is huge.
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Yeah! Remember, we designed that
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for bodyguards, by bodyguards.
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And it makes total sense
because the-the best bodyguards
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are former ufc fighters.
Well, of course.
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And the best ufc fighters
are former bodyguards,
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so bodyguards, ufc fighters,
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that's like...
It's a revolving door.
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Absolutely. Of course. We got
to take control of the product.
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L-let's get out there.
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Let's-let's-let's mingle
with these dudes.
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Let's expand the brand, baby.
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Fight milk's back.
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Fight milk! Yeah! Yeah!
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Found my go bag.
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Dee, come over here
and dye my hair blond.
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Go bag? You're gonna go blond?
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Yeah.
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This is not funny.
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Oh, no, it's very
funny to me, actually,
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'cause your life's
falling apart.
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Yeah, you really screwed
yourself this time, frank.
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Hey, do you mind?
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Yeah, go ahead. I'm screwed?
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You're going down, too, buddy.
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What?
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Remember when
you wanted all the power
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so you could get the puss?
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I made you executive
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vice president
of worldwide distribution.
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Shit, but nobody
knows that, right?
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I mean, dude, I only wanted
the illusion of power.
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The-the illusion.
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I never saw an ounce of puss.
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Oh, this is a good day for me.
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You're going down, too? This is great.
You're laughing?
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You're executive vice president
of operations.
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Oh. What? Yes.
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Goddamn it, frank,
why would you lump me into this?
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It's a family business.
I wanted it to be wholesome.
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Okay, a-all right, all right.
Oh, no.
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Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic.
Oh, no.
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I got this, I got this.
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We-we just need to face
this thing head-on.
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And we need to do
it right away, okay?
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Because we only have...
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24 hours.
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This is why we had to wait
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for you to go to
bed bath & beyond?
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Yes, bitch. Now, listen,
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we live in the age
of the 24-hour news cycle,
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which means we only have
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24 hours to respond to this,
okay?
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If we don't,
then Internet trolls
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are gonna control the narrative.
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I don't know how
we're gonna come back
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from dealing with terrorists.
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Christ, Mercedes built
Nazi tanks, okay?
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And the Jews are still driving
their cars around.
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Floyd Mayweather beat the shit
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out of multiple women
and he's the highest paid
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athlete of all time.
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All right? There's
only one thing
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you can't come back from...
Banging kids.
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Well, what about
the catholic church?
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That's a good point. Hmm.
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Yeah, no, they did sidestep
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banging kids pretty masterfully,
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but they've got billions of
dollars at their disposal
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and we do not, so... No.
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Here we go.
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Fight milk! Fight
milk's in the house.
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Fight milk's in the house.
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Who wants to drink some fight milk?
Fight! Fight!
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Fight milk's in the house.
That's right.
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Time to stop eating your crow
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and start drinking
your crow, everybody.
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Hey, guys.
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Turn off that Cancun,
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pussy ass, techno bullshit.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's what I said.
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I said turn off the... That's
what I was saying is...
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Don't play the c... the...
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The Cancun bullshit, Charlie,
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and he said... I said
the same thing, yeah.
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Got to go spring break.
Well, anyway,
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let's tell you about ourselves.
Yeah.
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We're the founders and
creators of fight milk.
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Yeah. We wanted to
come by and tell you
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a little bit about what we do.
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Yeah. Now, I've always
been very passionate
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about dominating other men.
Uh-oh.
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There's nothing like the feeling
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of another man
submitting to your will.
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Now that's power.
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Yeah. In a lot of
ways, that's love.
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What are you talking about?
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Okay, he's a bodyguard, though.
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Yeah. I feel like you
were being unclear.
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Did-did I not say that?
Yeah, you should say...
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You should lead with that.
I'm screwing up the pitch.
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You know what,
I'm gonna jump in here.
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We're-we're a couple
of crow enthusiasts
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who wanted to take the power
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and essence of a crow
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and-and we packed that
into a delicious milk drink
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that we invented, thus fight milk.
Yeah.
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I don't know what you guys
are talking about right now,
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but I have heard of your stuff
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and cerrone and felder,
they actually love it.
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Are you kidding me, dude?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Cowboy cerrone and Paul
felder drink fight milk?
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Oh, they love it. They crush it.
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They crush it.
They're crushing...
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That's... Fight milk
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is supposed to be crushed.
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Uh, this is for
wiping yourself down.
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Yeah, yeah, thanks, bro.
Okay, man.
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All right, yeah, my man.
All right, thanks, bro.
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Yeah, thanks, guys.
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Hey, good luck with that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Hello? Hello?
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Uh, Mr. cowboy, Mr. felder.
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Oh, cowboy! Hey!
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Oh! Oh!
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It's us, the fight milk guys.
Hey.
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Oh, man, we love your drink.
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We just had some.
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Yeah, man, I'd get up
and shake your hands
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if I wasn't shitting
my brains out right now.
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Oh, no. No, no,
that's fine, yeah.
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So, fight milk makes you sick?
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Makes you expel all body fluids.
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Sweat, piss,
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and shit; We got these
weigh-ins coming up.
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Nothing cuts weight
like fight milk.
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Oh, you're using it
to cut weight, huh?
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They should give
you guys a nobel...
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Oh, I just puked on my dick!
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Rock and roll.
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All right, cool.
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Well, uh... Rock and roll, yeah.
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Yeah.
We just got you some merch.
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Um...
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Yeah, water bottle.
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For when you feel better, and...
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Um... yeah, we should, uh...
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Well, keep drinking
the-the drink
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that makes you guys
throw up and...
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Oh! Oh! Oh, god!
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all right, you guys ready?
We are.
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This is our opportunity
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to control our message
to the public.
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And I think how we do that
is soften their brand.
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Whose brand? Boko haram.
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What? Wait, stop,
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fr-frank, you want to change...
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The perception of a global
terrorist organization?
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Yeah, and I've got many facts to do it.
No. No, no, no, no.
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Put your facts away. We're
just here to apologize, bozo.
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No, hold on a second, Dee, no.
We're not here
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to apologize, either, okay?
You never apologize.
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We're just here to
take responsibility,
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but for nothing specific.
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All that matters
is that consumers feel
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their voices are being heard.
No.
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You say you're sorry, and
then you just move on.
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No, Dee, actually,
you don't say anything.
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But you do have
a very important job...
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To say nothing and
stand behind me.
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You see, audiences
are gonna trust me
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over you because you're a woman,
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and, by definition, shrill.
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No. Women identify
with women in power.
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Oh, no, Dee. Women hate
other women in power.
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I'm threatened by 'em.
Everyone is.
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Now, objectify yourself
and humanize me.
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Hmm.
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And here to tell
their side of the story
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is the team from wolf cola.
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Guys, thanks for coming in.
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Oh, well, thank you
for having us, Chet.
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We at wolf cola were
as shocked and saddened
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by this news as everyone else.
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Uh, this by no means
reflects our ideals
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as a premium soda company.
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We're a family-run business,
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and we really care
about people's concerns.
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Listen, the point is,
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we have heard you all,
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and we are working tirelessly
to remedy this situation.
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Well, not an easy situation,
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indeed, but handled
with grace and aplomb.
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Thank you, Mr. Reynolds.
And it looks like
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you're already getting
good feedback.
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Oh, that's-that's great.
Well, uh, thank you, Chet.
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And I want to say thank you
to America...
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And also, we're sorry.
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We accept full responsibility
258
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for this heinous mistake,
and please know
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that I am actively
firing people as we speak,
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because I am the boss.
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Bitch.
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That's good to know.
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Yes.
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Next up, a heroic tale...
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You know what, Chet,
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can I say something?
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I think we've said enough.
268
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I think... You got to understand
269
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that boko haram did not do 9/11.
270
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Yeah. That was... Al-qaeda.
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Paris, that was done
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by Isis.
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Boko haram
is just concentrating,
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they're doing Africa. I mean...
275
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I mean, there's
mosquitos down there
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that are bigger terrorists
than boko haram.
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We're gonna take a break.
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And the 24-hour news cycle
starts again.
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Way to go, assholes.
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I made good points.
Jesus Christ,
281
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I am just getting
eviscerated online.
282
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People calling me a bitch,
flat-chested bitch,
283
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pretty much everybody
wanting to rape me.
284
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All right, you opened that door
the second you apologized, Dee.
285
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You don't see this?
People need an outlet
286
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to unleash their rage.
Now social media
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will come down on you
288
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with the fury of
a middle-aged man
289
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who's accomplished nothing.
290
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Hi-yo! What's up, bitches?
291
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What's that? What do you got?
292
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Huh? Crow traps, baby. Look.
293
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Fight milk is boomin'.
Apparently,
294
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people are using it
to lose weight.
295
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Yeah. Now, we're gonna
lean into that new market
296
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and rebrand the product. Mm-hmm.
297
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I like this rebranding idea.
298
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That's what I got to do...
I got to rebrand my product.
299
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You guys, the problem is,
I just ooze sexuality.
300
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Well, you ooze.
301
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A real woman of power,
302
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she exudes no sexuality at all.
303
00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:08,039
That's true. I think we got to
focus on not losing boko haram.
304
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That's a good business.
The fastest-growing marketplace
305
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is Muslim extremists.
306
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Frank, we're not going into
business with terrorists.
307
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Are you crazy?
308
00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,949
Look, we need to get
back on TV immediately
309
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and control the
goddamn narrative.
310
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Yeah, speaking of TV, we're gonna
be doing a little controlling
311
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,788
of our narrative, so you
guys mind clearing out?
312
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Yeah, this is now our set.
313
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All right, come on, we got work
to do, guys. Let's go.
314
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Let's go.
Don't forget your phone,
315
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,461
stupid idiot. Yep.
316
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,100
Three, two, one! What up!
What up!
317
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Are you fat? You probably are,
'cause you're watching TV!
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Or Internet.
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¶ ¶
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fight milk! Rebrand!
321
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¶ ¶
322
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,913
let's talk about women's bodies.
323
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I like women.
324
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It's easy for us men...
We have four
325
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,184
acceptable body types.
326
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Skinny ripped,
Jack ripped, dad bod,
327
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and fat... if you're funny.
328
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It's a landslide!
329
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As we all know, women only have
one acceptable body type.
330
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Skinny, big tits!
331
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,132
New evidence is suggesting
that all this science
332
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inside one crow's egg
333
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:11,670
can scientifically make
your breasts larger.
334
00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,539
Watch the enzymes
enlargify your breasts.
335
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,709
Want to hear more about it?
The sci...
336
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,843
Aah!
337
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,212
No nerds! Fight milk!
338
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,314
Finally there's a crow-based
339
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,183
protein alcoholic drink for you.
340
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,885
Fight milk! Fight milk!
341
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,557
Well, what do you guys think?
I don't get it.
342
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,992
That's 'cause you're
a stupid ring girl.
343
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,326
It couldn't be any simpler.
Yeah, look,
344
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,128
take it easy.
Basically, we're trying
345
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,297
to expand our product
to the world of ufc women,
346
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,633
and look, uh, ring girls
are the perfect combo.
347
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,168
Really. Yeah. I mean,
honestly, ladies,
348
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,003
you could afford to
lose a few pounds,
349
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,171
maybe in this area...
350
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,506
Well... Or here.
351
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,042
Really, I mean, between the three
of you, we could be opening up
352
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,811
a bakery with all the
muffin tops I'm seeing.
353
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,245
Yes. Now, fight
milk will help you
354
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,747
lose those unwanted pounds
355
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,582
so you don't have
to resort to surgery,
356
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,684
which could cause scarring and
make you even less attractive
357
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,753
to men than you already are, okay?
All right.
358
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,088
Now, I feel like... No,
no, look, I'm sorry,
359
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,823
my friend has
really weird women issues.
360
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,558
I didn't realize he brought
a laser pointer.
361
00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,094
But the point is,
you guys could look even better
362
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,562
if you drank fight milk.
363
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:13,431
We're not into
your weird diarrhea drink.
364
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,166
Right. Okay,
it's not a diarrhea drink.
365
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,735
It's... You know what, Charlie?
366
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,336
This isn't the dream
that I had for fight milk.
367
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,338
No! We're not the diarrhea guys.
368
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,173
No!
That's not what I want to be.
369
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,342
It's not for women! It
was never made for women!
370
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,544
But it'd be great
if women also drank it.
371
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,580
The dream was to create
a muscle-up energy drink
372
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,182
yeah. That gave you the
power to fight like a crow!
373
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,684
Yes! Men!
374
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,352
Or women.
But yes. But definitely
375
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,287
crow-power fighting skills.
Either way,
376
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,224
absolutely. I think, dude, we
got to get back to the lab.
377
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:41,526
I think we got to get
some more crows.
378
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,799
From dog fighting
to finding a loving home.
379
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,634
Amazing.
380
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,370
Now, who wouldn't want
to adopt a little guy like this?
381
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,272
Well said, Mike.
382
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,373
Great story.
383
00:12:56,910 --> 00:13:00,411
Now, a local soda company
is back in hot water
384
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,747
with controversial remarks.
385
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:06,317
Returning to talk about it today
is the team from wolf cola.
386
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,420
Thank you so much
for having us back, Chet. Um,
387
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:12,123
we at wolf cola are not just
about making a satisfying soda.
388
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,726
We are about making
satisfied customers.
389
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:16,461
We do acknowledge
consumers' concerns.
390
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,897
Yes, but we are not apologizing.
391
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,267
Right. Oh. Sorry.
392
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,269
I'm just here to humanize him.
393
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,670
To support me.
To-to support him.
394
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,105
Support me.
395
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,275
Uh, Chet, we would also
like to announce
396
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,143
that for every can
of wolf cola sold,
397
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,779
a portion of the proceeds
will be going to a charity
398
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,447
that supports African people.
399
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,916
All africans,
400
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,951
even the...
Our friends at boko haram,
401
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,086
because they are people, too.
402
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,155
We don't discriminate.
Okay, right.
403
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,690
Uh, yeah, look, Chet, if I may
404
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,025
address the public directly?
405
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,293
By all means. Okay.
406
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,694
Um, I assure you
407
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,296
that we have righted this ship,
408
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,331
and we are taking
every step necessary
409
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,133
to address all of your concerns.
410
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,268
We at wolf cola hope
to be a part
411
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,604
of your family's daily
refreshment for years to come.
412
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,974
And we can say that
without saying I'm sorry.
413
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,843
Well, Mr. Reynolds,
414
00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,145
it sounds like wolf cola has
the right man in charge.
415
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,980
Yeah. Well, I appreciate that.
416
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,782
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
417
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,317
I thought we were done
with the dog segment.
418
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,985
What the hell's this?
Oh. Looks like we got
419
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,720
a lovable little guy
loose in the studio here.
420
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,288
Yeah. Can we get him out
of here?
421
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,690
Great. Thanks. Not a dog
422
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,991
lover, Mr. Reynolds? Yeah.
423
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,459
Well, if you're asking me if I,
424
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,161
if I like wild animals
slobbering all over me,
425
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,629
then, yeah,
I guess I'm not really a...
426
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,297
Not really a dog lover then.
Wow. I have
427
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,299
never met a person who
does not like dogs before.
428
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,801
Yeah. Yeah, well...
429
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,569
There are plenty of us
out there,
430
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,005
uh, Chet. Okay, trust me.
We're just afraid to admit it
431
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,641
because we feel like we're gonna
be judged by people like you.
432
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,177
Well, let's take a break. You know what?
Actually, I'm not done.
433
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,080
Uh, Chet, are you a
vegetarian by any chance? No.
434
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,514
Oh, so you're a hypocrite. Yeah.
435
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,983
See, I find that most people
that are whining
436
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,851
about dog fights
are actually the same people
437
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,586
going to football games
and ufc fights,
438
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,655
watching human beings
beat the ever-loving shit
439
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,690
out of each other while eating,
uh, fried chicken.
440
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,360
So, wait. Are you saying you're
an animal rights activist?
441
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,161
No, I'm actually
the opposite, pal.
442
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,330
I can't imagine a bigger waste
of people's time and energy.
443
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:00,832
I mean, Chet, if you can eat
fried chicken, then
444
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,433
I should be able
to eat me some fried dog.
445
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,168
Know what I'm saying?
I should be able to eat a bucket
446
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,037
of fried dog at a chicken fight.
447
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,505
Yeah. All I'm saying is,
448
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,842
look, let's just, you know,
let's be consistent.
449
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,557
How you feeling, boys?
You've been pounding
450
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,526
that new formula?
Yeah, I see you doing it.
451
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,894
Yeah, and we're not doing
so good, asshole,
452
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,296
'cause nothing's
coming out of me.
453
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,598
My trash can's empty.
454
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,633
Yeah, we're scared to shit we ain't
gonna make weight. Oh, guys.
455
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,201
Guys, just don't worry. Yeah, yeah,
don't worry. No, guys, guys, guys.
456
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,603
Don't worry. Okay,
look, this is all a part
457
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,138
of our two-step
process, all right?
458
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,539
See, right now,
you're crow loading...
459
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,907
Yeah, you've...
You've drank about, like,
460
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,542
four or five entire crows
461
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,377
'cause I'm grinding one up
for every bottle at this point.
462
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,313
Yes, and it is that crow enzyme
that's jacking you up,
463
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:51,115
and that's why you look so
beefy and so handsome. And...
464
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,951
All right, but then what's gonna
happen is, you start drinking
465
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,419
the fight milk classic, right,
466
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,987
and-and that's gonna
make you really sick,
467
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,422
'cause that's just the crow eggs
468
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,823
and some
of the crow's fecal matter.
469
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,258
So you start
to puke everything out,
470
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,793
and then you'll be
fine for the weigh-in.
471
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,628
You're gonna be puking
on your dick in no time.
472
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,330
Yeah, yeah, that one's real
nasty. Don't worry about it.
473
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,764
Yeah. You're gonna make
weight at the weigh-in.
474
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,399
Yeah, all I know is,
we don't make weight,
475
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,867
I'm killing you both.
476
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,937
Yeah.
477
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,238
- All right.
- Uh, that's fine.
478
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,974
We're gonna be... We're good.
479
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:17,475
Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys, hey, go...
go kick ass.
480
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,244
Remember, that's the nasty one.
Drink that one.
481
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,013
That one's got a real...
482
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,414
¶ ¶
483
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,116
all right,
484
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,685
let's bring out
the first fighter, cub Swanson.
485
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,125
We got to get him on fight milk, man.
Oh, yeah, we got to get him.
486
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,827
We got to get him. We got
to get him drinking it.
487
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:39,797
Up next, the challenger,
Donald "cowboy" cerrone.
488
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,767
Cowboy! Yeah!
489
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,203
Yes!
490
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,942
This is it. This is it, dude.
If he makes weight,
491
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:53,277
this is gonna change fight milk
and our lives forever.
492
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,113
I know, but if he doesn't,
we're bolting, right?
493
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,948
Oh, yeah. I've already
scoped out every single exit.
494
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,349
Cowboy! Cowboy! 155.
495
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,952
Yes!
496
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,520
Yeah. We did it!
497
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,955
We're gonna be rich! We did it!
We're gonna be rich!
498
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,656
We're gonna be rich. Let's go.
499
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,358
All right, cowboy,
how you feeling right now?
500
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,794
I'm feeling good. Ready to put
on a show for all these guys.
501
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,365
What the hell is going on?
Who are these guys?
502
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,634
Uh, just like to take the
opportunity to thank fight milk.
503
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,670
Yes, and thank you, cowboy,
and thank you, Megan.
504
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,139
We'd also like
to take this opportunity
505
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,640
to announce
that fight milk is now
506
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,375
the official drink of the ufc.
Official drink.
507
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,810
Now, if you're in...
508
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,245
No, no.
509
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,013
This is not
the official drink of the ufc.
510
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,815
And I don't know
who these guys are.
511
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,651
Security, get these assholes out of here!
Fight milk!
512
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,086
Fight milk! Fight milk!
513
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,889
Fight milk!
Fight milk! Fight milk!
514
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,757
Fight milk! Fight milk!
515
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,894
The nationwide hatred
of wolf cola
516
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,030
continues to intensify
on an hourly basis...
517
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,900
Holy shit. We're getting
hammered worse than before.
518
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,235
Bye-bye, frank's fluids.
519
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,237
Turns out there are two things
that can't be forgiven...
520
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,073
Raping children
and disliking dogs.
521
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:58,009
Well, what am I gonna do
with all the merchandise, man?
522
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,078
Throw it in the garbage,
burn it. Who gives a shit?
523
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,013
Yeah, we're done.
Fight milk shit the bed.
524
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:04,449
What happened? Breaking news
525
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,716
from the sports world.
526
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,018
Fighters at a ufc
527
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,420
event in Philly tested positive
528
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,589
for several banned substances,
529
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,926
stemming from an energy drink
called fight milk.
530
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,228
We pumped it full of human
growth hormone, you know. Yeah.
531
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,930
I mean, just nothing
else was working.
532
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,731
It just... it was just
giving people diarrhea.
533
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:21,899
Mm. Ugh.
534
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,301
Starting to become known
535
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,136
as the official drink
of the ufc,
536
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,939
this fight milk is
a serious smudge for the group,
537
00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:31,576
and a potential
public relations nightmare.
538
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,211
Ooh. Holy shit. Holy shit.
539
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,779
What? You guys, this is good.
540
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,547
This is good. We're freed,
and they are screwed.
541
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,082
See, this is actually
the one good thing
542
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,884
about the 24-hour news cycle.
543
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,253
If you give it enough time,
something new will come along
544
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,922
to replace people's old
outrage with new outrage.
545
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,557
Not much is known
about fight milk,
546
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,926
except that it's made
right here in Philadelphia
547
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,762
by a parent company
known as frank's fluids.
548
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:54,332
Goddamn it!
549
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,502
Start the clock.
550
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,870
Yeah.
551
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,881
Captioned by
media access group at wgbh
552
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,818
look, as we all know, everything
is about emotion with women.
553
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,886
Right, Dee? What?
554
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,655
Oh, my god! Whoa! Whoa.
555
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,989
All right, Dee. Relax.
556
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,058
We're trying to have
a rational conversation.
557
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,527
Sunny. All new.
558
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,597
Wednesdays at 10:00.
Only on fxx.
559
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:07,572
I am a very dangerous man
560
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,940
to know.
561
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:15,813
Taboo.
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on fx.
562
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:23,020
Man seeking woman.
563
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,189
All new, wednesdays at 10:30.
564
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,824
Only on fxx.
565
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,695
What kind of a clown
do you think you are?
566
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:33,264
You know, the sad clown,
the distraught clown.
567
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,399
More like a dead-inside clown.
568
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,372
- What are you doing? Chip!
- I'll pick those up.
569
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,608
Oh, god!
570
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,909
Baskets.
571
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,678
All new Thursdays at 10:00.
On fx.
572
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,551
So, is he crazy?
573
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,587
He believes he's mentally ill.
574
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,523
But at the same time,
part of him knows...
575
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,160
The power's real.
576
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,771
Take an hour of his time.
577
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,374
Wow. Look at Stan's yard.
578
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,476
Someone's been busy.
579
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,612
Clearly not in ours. Maybe
Henry can do some work today.
580
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,714
Yeah.
581
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:26,217
I forget your back is always
bad this time of year.
582
00:21:26,219 --> 00:21:27,852
Only when there are leaves...
583
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,058
When did you wash this last?
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