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Holy shit!
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Holy shit, that is steep!
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Trust me, this is
the best way to learn.
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See, this is why I don't like
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leaving Philly, man.
This is nuts.
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You're gonna be fine, man.
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The mountain is a
majestical place
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where you push your limits and
you maximize your potential.
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No, the mountain is a place
where you party, man,
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have fun. That's what it's all about.
Yeah, like those '80s movies.
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Yeah, but we're not in a movie. I mean, we're
gonna get hurt. We're not gonna get hurt.
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For some reason, the rules are
just different on the mountain.
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The rules for what? Everything, dude.
You've seen those '80s movies.
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What do I do with my hands? How do I ski?
Well, you're supposed
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to have poles. Uh... You know what,
hold on to these guys for balance.
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These are glass.
Yeah.
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And don't break 'em, bitch.
What is this,
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a double black diamond?
I wish it was a triple black.
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Dudes, let's shred.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ I remember ♪
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♪ One girl ♪
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♪ Saw her again ♪
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♪ In a magazine ♪
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♪ Front cover ♪
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♪ Big star ♪
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♪ Showing things ♪
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♪ That I'd never seen ♪
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♪ Well, maybe... ♪
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♪ ♪
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Whoo, yeah!
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Still got it, baby!
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Rip city!
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Wonder how Charlie's doing.
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Oh, here he comes.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Uh...
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Yeah...!
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♪ ♪
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Another
beautiful day at Alpine Ridge.
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End of the season
is right around the corner,
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so get those turns in
while you can,
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and don't forget to sign up
for the big race this Sunday,
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which will determine
the best skier on the mountain.
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- That was totally insane.
- I mean, I can't believe
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you guys can ski like that.
Hmm?
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It's just nuts.
I'm not doing it again, man.
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What are you talking about?
It's so dangerous.
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No. You did a great job, man.
Hey, look, is your body hurt?
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No.
You okay?
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Yeah. That's 'cause it's
mountain rules, man.
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I don't get that, though.
I just feel like I got lucky.
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Nah. You just need to learn to use
your edges a little bit more.
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Learn to turn... Right
down the mountain!
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Après-ski!
Let's get our drink on!
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No, I don't think I'm
gonna be doing that.
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I'm gonna get a sensible meal,
head back to my room,
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log in my times,
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chart my progress,
'cause I'm gonna win.
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Win what?
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- At skiing.
- Oh, hey.
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What's shakin', brother?
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Oh, what's shakin'?
Well, I'll tell you
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what's shakin'...
These skis, quite literally.
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Now, I need these things waxed
and sharpened by 8:00 a.m.
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I want to make first tracks.
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No problemo.
Anything else?
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You guys need helmets?
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Uh, I'll take a helmet.
While you're back there,
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could you slap a sticker on the
side of mine that says "pussy"?
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Yeah, I feel you, babe,
but those are the rules.
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Whatever, dude. Part of
what makes skiing so fun
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is that your brains could
get bashed in, in any moment.
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Mm-hmm.
Yeah,
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it didn't used
to always be this way.
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This used to be Party Mountain.
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Hot babes, cold brews.
And now I hear some
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corporate stooge wants to turn
this place into a private resort
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for rich CEOs. They can't
do that to Party Mountain.
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It's not called Party Mountain.
It's called Alpine Ridge.
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There's one of those
yuppie vultures now.
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Don't worry.
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We got this covered.
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Cool.
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Show this fat-cat asshole
what's what!
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Eat this, bitch!
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Oh, shit.
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- What'd you do that for?
- Oh, sorry, Frank.
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We thought you were
some jerk-off
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who bought the mountain.
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I am the jerk-off
who bought the mountain.
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What?!
I'm turning it
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into a members-only resort
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for millionaires to plow
their trophy whores in private.
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Whoa! That sounds
amazing, Frank.
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I'm in. I'm in.
What are you talking about?
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And ruin Party Mountain?
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You know, who cares
about your stupid plans?
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Let's go rage, Dee.
Hang on a second.
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I-I'm, like, so lost.
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So, uh, who do I go with
in this situation?
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Well, that depends, Charlie.
You could go drink cheap beer
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amongst swine and savages,
like you would on any other day,
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or... you could get the most
out of this mountain.
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And you could get
the most out of yourself
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by joining an elite class
of athletes and gentlemen alike.
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Right, Frank?
Yes.
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Huh. That sounds kind of cool.
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Yeah. All right, you guys go...
why should I go with you?
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Go with them.
Who cares?
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We're here for two days.
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You guys it is!
All right.
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♪ ♪
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Hey-yo!
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Hey, man.
Remember us from the ski shop?
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Ah, the party guys!
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Hey!
Yeah!
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Come on in.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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Awesome. Awesome.
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Well... looks like you guys had
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a real shit-kicker
last night, huh?
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Rager!
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Oh, oh, the cans.
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No, no, we're just recycling
to help pay the rent.
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Oh.
Mm.
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That's my roommate, Turkey.
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We call him Turkey, 'cause his
favorite drink is Wild Turkey.
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Awesome! Yes!
Oh, badass!
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Like your suit, too.
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What are you, coming
from a Gatsby party?
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No, I was in court all day.
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I was trying to win back
custody of my daughter.
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Oh.
Mm.
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That's a bit of a downer.
Yeah.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Hey. Hey, Roach. Roach,
come meet some people.
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Who stole my goddamn burrito?
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No, it's there, Roach.
I just moved it to make room
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for my coleslaw. Look.
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Did you mess with it?
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Did you come in it?
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Did you come in my burrito?!
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I didn't come in your burrito!
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I wouldn't do that to you!
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He's a little squirrelly
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from the concussions.
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Like I said,
no helmets back in the day.
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Guys, I got to admit,
this is, uh...
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it's not as much of a party vibe
as it is a, uh...
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A pathetic vibe.
Yeah.
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Yeah, I mean,
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come on, this used to be
Party Mountain,
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you know, and...
and Babe Manor,
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that's the capital
of Party Mountain.
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Yeah. When was the last time
you even had a babe in here?
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Oh, uh... my daughter stopped by
about six weeks ago.
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Served me a court summons.
I say count it.
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No, don't. Don't count it.
Oh, guys, guys,
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guys, guys, don't you
miss the old days,
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when you were
the kings of this mountain?
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You used to rip sweet powder,
then come home and crush brews.
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I do.
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Let's take back this mountain!
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Why don't you guys dig deep
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and show me those
inner party animals.
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Let's crush some brews!
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Let's empty some cans!
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Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Rent money!
No, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Whoa, no, no.
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Drink 'em.
Drink 'em.
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Oh, yeah,
it's been so long, I forgot.
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Let's drink 'em,
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Whoo!
Then recycle!
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Yeah!
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Sure. Yeah.
Okay.
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♪ ♪
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2,000 acres of private powder,
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high-speed lifts,
five-star lodging,
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and a state-of-the-art spa.
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Snow Palace.
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Well, Frank,
it's... marvelous.
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Thank you. There's only
one thing missing.
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What's that?
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The Dennis Reynolds Ski Academy.
Could be a...
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a good idea
to get a model of that.
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What are you doing?
Hmm?
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What are you doing,
eating a tree?
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Yeah, I thought
this was made out of candy.
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It's a plastic tree, Charlie.
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It's not made out of candy.
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You said
that this was a candy model.
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I never said it was a candy model.
I believe I heard
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you mention it was a
model made out of candy.
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Well, let's just
focus on the banquet
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that I'm having tomorrow night
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to entice local investors.
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It'd be a good idea
to get a model of the banquet.
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We could make that candy.
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I'd like to get a
visual on that banquet.
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And we may as well make it candy.
It should be candy.
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All right, look, forget about the model,
all right? Let's not talk about the model.
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The only model
that you should know is Tatiana.
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Tatiana, come in here.
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Meet Tatiana.
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She came all the way
from Bulgaria
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to hand-deliver her finest
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caviar.
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Nicely done, Frank.
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She'll be a fitting reward
for me after I win the big race.
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Until then,
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Tatiana,
I want you to clean yourself,
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for I will enter you hard
and deep,
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and it will last for as long
or as short as I please.
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But you will be clean.
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Only when you are clean
will you know my power.
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What the hell is that?
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It sounds like a party.
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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!
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This is so great. I can't thank
you enough. I feel alive again.
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And look at all the cans. We're
gonna be rich! You got to drop it
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with the cans, all right? Nobody
cares about the cans. Really. Yep.
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Oh, okay, well, what about...
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these cans?
Oh! Oh, my God!
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You can't do that!
You can't do that.
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Though they don't seem to mind. They
look like they're really enjoying it.
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Yeah, mountain rules, baby!
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Everybody get your tits out!
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Hell yes!
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He just said, "Take
your tits out," Yeah.
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And they all just took their tits out.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep mine in,
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just for now.
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Party's over, burnout.
Whoops.
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Frank Reynolds.
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Wow.
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It's been...
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30 years to the day.
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How they hanging, Drisko?
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Uh, I lost one of 'em.
Prostate thing. You know.
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Yeah, yeah, me, too. It's
still bouncing around in there,
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but it don't do nothing.
I'm gonna stop this.
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You guys know each other?
We skied together.
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This mountain wasn't big enough
for both of us.
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Loser of the big race
was banned for 30 years.
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Looks like old Frank here
let his mouth write a check
250
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his ass couldn't cash.
251
00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:06,113
Well, I just wrote
another check.
252
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To buy the mountain.
253
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How 'bout we race
for the mountain?
254
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Or are you scared you'll lose?
255
00:10:15,357 --> 00:10:18,792
I don't race no more.
256
00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:21,695
I let my son race for me.
257
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Oh...!
258
00:10:23,365 --> 00:10:25,198
Really?
259
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,800
Your son, huh?
260
00:10:26,802 --> 00:10:28,268
Don't think you can beat me?
261
00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:30,504
Oh, I'll beat you.
262
00:10:30,506 --> 00:10:33,173
You better go enjoy your party
while it lasts.
263
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It's gonna be your last one.
264
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Burnout.
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Last day
to squeeze in some turns
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before tomorrow's big race.
On a side note,
267
00:10:52,227 --> 00:10:54,227
it's good to see Frank Reynolds
back on the hill.
268
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We'll see if he can patch things
up with old rival Dave Drisko.
269
00:10:57,232 --> 00:10:58,999
But I wouldn't count on it.
270
00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:01,568
Yo, hey, Dennis, did you
just hear that? What?
271
00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:04,004
The-the P.A. announcement.
What-what was that?
272
00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:06,206
Well, there's a lot of people
on this mountain, Charlie.
273
00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,308
Everybody's gotta stay informed.
Yeah, but that guy was, like, saying
274
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,976
a bunch of, like, really
personal information about us.
275
00:11:09,978 --> 00:11:12,345
Like, how does he know that?
Right. That's how it works.
276
00:11:12,347 --> 00:11:14,414
Why's he talking about us? There's,
like, hundreds of people out here.
277
00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:16,249
Well, we're the most important
thing that's happening right now.
278
00:11:16,251 --> 00:11:18,251
What? Look, I-I think
I got something
279
00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:21,388
that's gonna clear this all up
for you. Meet my race team.
280
00:11:23,859 --> 00:11:25,392
Where'd these guys come from?
281
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,060
Switzerland?
282
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,429
Yeah, but they came here and
they're racing with us?
283
00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:31,331
I don't... I-I don't
understand that at all.
284
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,100
Well, I needed somebody
to be behind me.
285
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I mean, this guy's my...
kind of my captain,
286
00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:36,670
and these guys are my goons,
you know? If I need 'em
287
00:11:36,672 --> 00:11:38,271
to do something for me,
back me up, you know,
288
00:11:38,273 --> 00:11:39,906
if I'm getting into some...
And... they just
289
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,374
showed up and they're
racing with you?
290
00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:43,176
Yeah.
291
00:11:43,178 --> 00:11:44,911
All right. No
more questions.
292
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Okay, good. All right.
Uh, yeah, I-I... Okay.
293
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All right, now, listen up, guys.
294
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Tomorrow's the big race.
295
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And anything less than first
place will not be tolerated.
296
00:11:54,957 --> 00:11:57,424
In fact, it'll be punished.
297
00:11:57,426 --> 00:12:00,861
But, remember,
I want you to have fun.
298
00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:03,296
But not if it means you're not
gonna get first place.
299
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'Cause I'll-I'll punish you.
300
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,435
All right, now go limber up, and
I'll-I'll meet you at the chair.
301
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:10,737
Let's go, guys.
March, march, march.
302
00:12:10,739 --> 00:12:13,874
Wow. Uh, I got to
hand it to you,
303
00:12:13,876 --> 00:12:15,976
looks like you got
a pretty good team.
304
00:12:15,978 --> 00:12:18,645
I think so, too. Yeah, yeah. Uh,
look, I don't... I don't get
305
00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:21,381
anything that's happening.
So, uh, I'm out,
306
00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:23,216
you know what I mean? And maybe
we should drink some beer,
307
00:12:23,218 --> 00:12:24,618
eat some snow, and just...
308
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,120
What the hell, man?
309
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:28,822
I'm disappointed in you.
310
00:12:28,824 --> 00:12:30,791
I thought you were a champion.
311
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,560
Why? You showed me some
real stuff out there, guy.
312
00:12:33,562 --> 00:12:35,595
I was falling. You were
falling, but you were fast.
313
00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:37,631
But I crashed into some tables.
314
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,666
Crashing and exploding is all
part of the learning curve.
315
00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:41,134
I could turn you
into a champion,
316
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,969
but that's clearly
not what you want.
317
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:45,739
You want to just be a burnout and
a loser like those other guys.
318
00:12:45,741 --> 00:12:47,073
Dude, I don't even
understand you, man.
319
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Just, like, take it easy...
320
00:12:48,177 --> 00:12:49,309
Where are those coming from?
321
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,111
I'm out, dude.
322
00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:53,480
Like, it's crazy to me.
323
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:54,981
I'm gonna hang out
with Mac and Dee
324
00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,850
and see if I can
figure them out, man...
325
00:12:56,852 --> 00:12:59,352
Oh, yeah, yeah. Go hang with
those other two burnout losers.
326
00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:01,087
Yeah, go ahead. You know
what your problem is, buddy?
327
00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:03,323
You got no allegiance.
We're here for two days!
328
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:05,859
Looks like Charlie Kelly's
walking off the mountain
329
00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,961
and out of the big race,
ladies and gentlemen.
330
00:13:07,963 --> 00:13:09,596
He knows my name!
331
00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:12,199
He knows my name!
332
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,202
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
333
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:18,305
Take a look.
334
00:13:18,307 --> 00:13:20,507
Oh, wow!
335
00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,342
Can you see through the wall? Yeah.
Yeah, you can see right through.
336
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,878
Okay, I think I'm getting it.
Yeah. Yeah? Okay.
337
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:28,815
Hey! I heard your guys' voices. What are
you guys doing in here? DEE and MAC: Hey!
338
00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:31,518
We are in the middle of a prank
war with Frank and Dennis. Yeah.
339
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,220
All right, nice. What's
the prank? What's the prank?
340
00:13:33,222 --> 00:13:34,654
We're drilling a hole
in the women's shower
341
00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:36,857
so we can look at 'em naked.
Yeah.
342
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:40,327
Why? What-what does that have
to do with Frank and Dennis?
343
00:13:40,329 --> 00:13:42,195
I don't know. I don't know.
Well, nothing, really.
344
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,798
It's just a warm-up prank to
get the juices flowing. Yeah!
345
00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,800
Warm-up. We're warming up.
346
00:13:46,802 --> 00:13:48,702
I don't want to be a bummer,
but I kind of
347
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:51,304
don't get how spying
on naked, unaware women
348
00:13:51,306 --> 00:13:53,640
- is a prank at all.
- Me, either.
349
00:13:53,642 --> 00:13:55,475
Me, either. Me, either.
Well, the real prank.
350
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:57,544
Mm-hmm. Is when I jam my
dick through that hole
351
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,379
and yell, "Special
delivery!"
352
00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,748
- Oh, dude, I don't think so.
- Oh, no.
353
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:04,050
You can't do that, man. You'd get in a
lot of trouble for something like that.
354
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,585
That's, like... Yeah.
Maybe we can just
355
00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:07,754
do something that doesn't
involve naked women.
356
00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:10,423
Just... You know, 'cause
that's not fun for me.
357
00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:12,192
How 'bout if I show you my dick?
358
00:14:12,194 --> 00:14:13,260
Why would I want that?
359
00:14:13,262 --> 00:14:15,028
Oh, okay, okay, it's a prank
360
00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:17,530
if you don't want to see it
but he shows you anyway.
361
00:14:17,532 --> 00:14:20,333
This guy gets it. It's gonna be hilarious.
I think I get it.
362
00:14:20,335 --> 00:14:22,869
I'm gonna get myself hard,
and I will show you what I mean.
363
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:25,591
Hold on a sec. Oh. Oh.
364
00:14:29,711 --> 00:14:32,712
Oh, you bastard! You know what,
if you guys are already hard,
365
00:14:32,714 --> 00:14:35,782
just go ahead of me and
I'll-I'll just circle back.
366
00:14:35,784 --> 00:14:38,251
Oh, God.
367
00:14:43,058 --> 00:14:46,359
♪ Jessie is a friend ♪
368
00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:50,230
♪ Yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine ♪
369
00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:52,198
♪ But lately
something's changed ♪
370
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,900
♪ It ain't hard to define ♪
371
00:14:53,902 --> 00:14:56,369
♪ Jessie's got himself a girl ♪
CHARLIE: Oh, shit.
372
00:14:56,371 --> 00:14:58,238
♪ And I want to make her mine ♪
373
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,607
♪ And she's watching him
with those eyes ♪
374
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,143
♪ And she's loving him
with that body ♪
375
00:15:03,145 --> 00:15:04,611
♪ I just know it ♪
376
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,246
♪ Yeah, and he's
holding her... ♪
377
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:08,481
Hello, Charlie.
378
00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:11,584
Oh, my God. Uh, I'm so sorry,
I didn't mean to spy.
379
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:14,087
I was just walking by;
I'm not a Peeping Tom.
380
00:15:14,089 --> 00:15:15,922
Oh, Charlie, I do not mind.
381
00:15:15,924 --> 00:15:17,891
We are on the mountain.
382
00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:19,893
: Yeah.
What does that mean?
383
00:15:19,895 --> 00:15:21,461
Everyone keeps saying,
"We're on the mountain,"
384
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,430
but I-I don't get it,
you know what I mean?
385
00:15:23,432 --> 00:15:24,965
Look, where I come
from, you know,
386
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,800
jamming your dick through
a hole in the wall,
387
00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,134
that-that's assault,
that's a felony,
388
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,070
and, uh, it's just plain wrong.
389
00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:31,237
Something bothering you,
Charlie?
390
00:15:31,239 --> 00:15:33,073
You do not like my breasts?
391
00:15:33,075 --> 00:15:36,109
Uh, no, no, your breasts...
your breasts are great.
392
00:15:36,111 --> 00:15:38,979
Do you want to jump in with me
in the hot tub now?
393
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,280
♪ ♪
394
00:15:40,282 --> 00:15:43,016
Yeah. You know,
um... Yeah. Yeah.
395
00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:44,951
I'm gonna stop complaining
about the mountain.
396
00:15:44,953 --> 00:15:47,320
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna let
the mountain work for me.
397
00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,455
Now we're talking.
398
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:50,123
My! Here we go.
399
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,525
♪ You know, I wish that I had
Jessie's girl ♪
400
00:15:52,527 --> 00:15:55,695
♪ I wish that
I had Jessie's girl ♪
401
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,966
♪ Where can I find
a woman like that? ♪
402
00:15:59,968 --> 00:16:03,436
♪ Like Jessie's girl ♪
403
00:16:03,438 --> 00:16:06,439
♪ I wish that
I had Jessie's girl ♪
404
00:16:06,441 --> 00:16:08,775
♪ ♪
405
00:16:08,777 --> 00:16:10,677
♪ Where can I find a woman ♪
406
00:16:11,646 --> 00:16:13,446
♪ Where can I find ♪
407
00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:15,682
♪ A woman like that? ♪
408
00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:33,133
Welcome to the annual big race.
409
00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:35,168
Who will take home
the top prize?
410
00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,337
Local free spirit Dave Drisko...
411
00:16:38,807 --> 00:16:40,927
...or fierce new competitor
Dennis Reynolds?
412
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,377
The stakes are high
because the loser today
413
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,579
is walking off the mountain
for 30 years.
414
00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:49,749
Do you realize how important
this race is, Dennis?
415
00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:51,751
Well, yeah, 'cause he just said
how important it is.
416
00:16:51,753 --> 00:16:53,553
I hope you got your bags packed.
417
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,055
I'm gonna get rid of you
418
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,656
once and for all,
Frank Reynolds.
419
00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:58,425
I'm gonna save Party Mountain
420
00:16:58,427 --> 00:17:00,860
and bring back the glory
of the good old days.
421
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,062
Freeze! Police!
422
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:06,866
David Drisko,
you're under arrest.
423
00:17:06,868 --> 00:17:08,501
Oh, shit!
424
00:17:08,503 --> 00:17:10,236
They framed Drisko
so he couldn't do
425
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,771
the big race!
Oh, come on!
426
00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:13,606
This man has committed
a litany of sexual assaults.
427
00:17:13,608 --> 00:17:15,708
His semen was recovered
from crime scenes
428
00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:17,510
all over the mountain.
429
00:17:17,512 --> 00:17:18,945
Let's go, pal.
430
00:17:18,947 --> 00:17:20,947
Lose the hat.
What?
431
00:17:23,885 --> 00:17:26,052
This guy might not be as
cool as we thought he was.
432
00:17:26,054 --> 00:17:27,687
Even his awesome hair
is bullshit.
433
00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:29,456
You forgot one charge.
What's that?
434
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,191
Assaulting an officer!
435
00:17:31,193 --> 00:17:33,593
Never stop partying!
436
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,694
Oh!
437
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,100
That'll do. You know?
If I'm being honest,
438
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,367
he probably deserves it.
Yeah.
439
00:17:41,369 --> 00:17:43,870
Never stop partying, bitches.
440
00:17:43,872 --> 00:17:45,805
Never stop partying!
441
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:47,474
So...
442
00:17:47,476 --> 00:17:50,376
which one of you losers wants
to win a silver medal?
443
00:17:50,378 --> 00:17:52,312
Ugh. Not me...
I got blasted last night.
444
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:54,280
I'm so sick. I don't
feel good, either.
445
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,615
I'd also like to remove myself
446
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:57,417
from the sexual predator team.
447
00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:59,052
Well, I guess that does it.
448
00:17:59,054 --> 00:18:01,621
The winner by default
of the annual big race is...
449
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,389
Not so fast!
450
00:18:06,728 --> 00:18:08,261
This is good.
451
00:18:08,263 --> 00:18:10,430
So you gonna race for them?
452
00:18:10,432 --> 00:18:12,298
No, Dennis, I'm gonna
race for everyone.
453
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,434
I want to race for the people.
454
00:18:14,436 --> 00:18:16,669
You see, last night
Tatiana taught me
455
00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:18,238
all about Communism.
456
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:20,573
Cold, hard winters, gross soups.
457
00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:23,276
She also taught me
a lot about sex.
458
00:18:23,278 --> 00:18:24,811
Sweet sex, amazing sex,
459
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,913
a lot of sex,
Jacuzzi sex, Dennis!
460
00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:29,082
♪ Jessie's girl... ♪
461
00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:30,316
♪ ♪
462
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,651
It was amazing.
463
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,786
So I get it now...
I like the mountain.
464
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:36,348
I understand the rules.
465
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,825
And I'm gonna shred.
466
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,194
Well...
467
00:18:41,196 --> 00:18:43,496
this ought to be rich.
468
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,474
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
469
00:18:54,476 --> 00:18:57,210
♪ ♪
470
00:19:15,797 --> 00:19:17,630
♪ ♪
471
00:19:24,406 --> 00:19:26,472
He's-he's getting destroyed.
472
00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:40,687
Oh!
473
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,055
Oh!
474
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,490
My ankles are broken!
475
00:19:45,527 --> 00:19:49,495
My ankles are broken for sure!
476
00:19:49,497 --> 00:19:50,730
His ankles are broken!
477
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,932
He has broken his ankles!
478
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:54,567
Oh, they're surely broken!
479
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,902
Charlie can still win!
480
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,103
Go, Charlie!
481
00:19:57,105 --> 00:19:59,572
Come on, Charlie!
482
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,941
Little faster! Come on!
A little faster, bud.
483
00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:04,010
Straighten out!
484
00:20:05,714 --> 00:20:07,274
No! No!
No! No!
485
00:20:09,551 --> 00:20:10,850
Yeah!
Ah, shit!
486
00:20:10,852 --> 00:20:12,118
Okay.
487
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,553
- I won!
- All right.
488
00:20:13,555 --> 00:20:15,555
The mountain is ours, Frank!
489
00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:19,459
Uh... not exactly.
490
00:20:19,461 --> 00:20:20,793
Uh...
491
00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:22,962
actually, uh...
the whole Snow Palace thing
492
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:24,864
was, uh, all for show.
493
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:26,933
Huh?
494
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,636
I needed to distract the local
environmentalist groups
495
00:20:29,638 --> 00:20:32,405
while I fracked the mountain.
496
00:20:32,407 --> 00:20:35,141
Wh-Wh... What?!
You fracked the mountain?
497
00:20:35,143 --> 00:20:37,076
Yeah. Yeah,
the banquet, the race...
498
00:20:37,078 --> 00:20:38,611
It was all set up.
499
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,613
It was just a diversion,
it was...
500
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,916
a distraction, because
I wanted to get into this hill
501
00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:46,619
and suck out
its natural resources.
502
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:49,255
So all this here was
just one big setup?
503
00:20:49,257 --> 00:20:51,557
Yeah.
I hired the hookers,
504
00:20:51,559 --> 00:20:54,160
so you could rip their tops off.
That makes sense.
505
00:20:54,162 --> 00:20:56,763
Oh... That makes a lot of sense.
506
00:20:56,765 --> 00:20:59,132
So what do we do now?
I'm good. You want to...
507
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,800
you want to stick
around, it's okay. No.
508
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,502
It'd be good to go back to
Philly, right? I mean...
509
00:21:02,504 --> 00:21:04,070
I'm pretty tired.
It was quite a weekend.
510
00:21:04,072 --> 00:21:05,471
Honestly, I don't even
like skiing that much.
511
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,141
: I-I need to go
see a doctor.
512
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,942
Yeah, I should probably see a
doctor, too, actually, I guess,
513
00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:11,477
if Tatiana was a hooker.
Oh, yeah.
514
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,945
Oh, God, gross. Yeah.
That's not good.
515
00:21:12,947 --> 00:21:14,847
Help.
516
00:21:14,849 --> 00:21:16,916
Well, folks, you heard it.
517
00:21:16,918 --> 00:21:19,118
Frank fracked the mountain,
and it looks like
518
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,621
- we'll all be out of jobs.
- Oh... God!
519
00:21:21,623 --> 00:21:23,823
So, did you even hire that guy?
520
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:27,126
You know, Charlie, I have
no idea who that guy is.
521
00:21:27,128 --> 00:21:31,998
Huh. I guess some things really
are different on the mountain.
522
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Yeah.
523
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,069
♪ ♪
524
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:41,174
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
525
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,242
♪ Uh-huh ♪
526
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:50,616
♪ Whoo! ♪
527
00:22:12,574 --> 00:22:14,140
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