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- Oh, man, this is so exciting.
- Is this the green room?
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Yeah. - A game show. Can you guys
believe we're gonna be on a game show?
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- All right, all right, relax.
- Awesome!
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Guys, the green room
of Family Fight...
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- I've got goose bumps.
- Yeah, all right, calm down.
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Don't start acting
like an animal, here.
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All right, listen, this is
Family Fight.
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This is a nationally
televised program.
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This is a very big deal
for us, okay?
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We're talking... What are you doing?
Are you stealing an ashtray right now?
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- Yeah.
- Why?
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We have ashtrays, and you
don't even smoke.
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This is a perfect place for me
to lay out my political agenda.
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- No, no, no. No politics, man.
- What?
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Because it's too
polarizing, okay?
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And don't be misogynistic and
please don't be gross, I mean...
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Guys, let's-let's be
smart about this.
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Let's be right down the middle.
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Right down the middle
sounds so boring.
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That's not what
the audience wants to see.
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Thinking I'm gonna do a Jenny
McCarthy thing, where I'm, like,
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super sexy, but I got
a potty mouth.
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Ah-ah, no, no, Dee, you are
never going to be sexy.
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And do not do a potty
mouth thing, okay?
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We don't want to come
across as low-brow animals.
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Now, have some veggie platter
and have some fruit, okay?
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- That is brain food.
- Mm-mm, no way, not me.
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Haven't eaten in three days.
I don't want to be puffy.
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J-Mac's face...
it's never puffy.
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Yeah, because J-Mac's face is
stapled to the back of her head.
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Now, eat some food.
You look emaciated and sick.
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What is that?
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Fart noise key chain.
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Dennis, what is this
enticing bowl of white?
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- This?
- Yeah.
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Charlie, that...
that's cottage cheese.
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Cottage cheese? Like... cheese
from some cottage? Whose cottage?
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Well, like, what
is that, exactly?
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How do you not
know what it is?
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- Aren't you, like, a cheese guy?
- I'm not a cottage guy.
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You are gonna make
us lose this game.
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Here comes
the other family.
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Hello.
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You must be
the Reynolds family.
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I'm Janet, and we're
the Barretts.
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Oh.
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Okay...
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Hey, guys!
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I'm Lisa. I'm
stage manager.
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Both teams ready?
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Let's play Family Fight!
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It's time to play
Family Fight!
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Let's give it up for your host,
Grant Anderson!
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How you doing, man?
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Hey, oh!
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Hello! All right!
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Thank you for coming out, everybody,
and welcome to Family Fight.
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I'm your host,
Grant Anderson.
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Today, we have
the Barrett family...
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Oh, all right.
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...versus the Reynolds family!
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And they are here for a whole
lot of cash, so let's get it on!
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Give me Janet,
give me Frank.
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Here we go.
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Oh... whoa.
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Whoa, I didn't get a good look
at you before backstage.
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Sha-booyah roll call.
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Okay, all right, we got some-some
sparks flying already here.
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Now, let's get up here and do this.
Come on, Frank, you ready?
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- I'm ready.
- All right, man.
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Top four answers on the board, here: Name
an animal that we eat but doesn't eat us.
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- Frank!
- Pig!
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Show me pig!
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All right, oh, Frank's doing
a little dance there.
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Now, Frank, you want
to pass or play?
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- Pass or play?
- Oh, we... we'll play.
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- Play, play, play.
- We're gonna play.
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All right, so, Frank... you want to tell
me a little bit about the family?
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Yeah. Well, yeah, you
know, uh, Grant?
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- Yes, Grant.
- I want to...
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I want to change
my answer.
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- What?
- Wh... what? Why?
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I have realized it's-it's not
totally accurate,
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because I've seen
a pig eat a man.
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In fact, I've seen many
pigs eat many men.
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It was a bloodbath.
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Well, okay, well,
we can't do that.
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I'm gonna move on, though,
'cause you're losing me here.
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Yeah?
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Oh, Grant... a lighthearted
barb, if you will.
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So, uh, so...
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His talk of pigs and man flesh is
confusing as it is frustrating.
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Right.
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Don't you just want to...
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- I hear you, I hear you, Dennis. - You
know, you have these people in your life
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- and you just want to...
- Yeah.
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Now, Dennis, uh, why don't you
tell me something? What do you do?
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Me? Oh, well, I am
the proprietor of,
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uh, one of the most charming pubs
in all of South Philadelphia.
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- All right.
- Paddy's Pub.
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- Paddy's Pub! Paddy's Pub!
- Paddy's... Paddy's Pub.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, but listen, I am
so much more, Grant.
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Um, I'm kind of a jack of all
trades, if you will.
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- Okay. - So the question
really isn't "What do I do?"
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It's "What don't I do?"
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Wow. Now, there's a lot of
confidence right there. I like that.
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- I like that, Dennis. All right.
- Yeah.
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Hey, buddy, can you name an animal
that we eat but doesn't eat us?
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Oh, easy. A sea urchin.
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- A sea... a what now?
- Sea urchin.
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- Sea urchin.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Show me sea urchin!
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- Ooh, one strike.
- Oh.
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One strike for
the Reynolds here.
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Wow, that, uh, that buzzer
sounds... it's awfully loud.
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- It is loud. - Pierces you right
down to your soul, doesn't it?
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- I don't like it.
- Okay.
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- I'll be fine, though.
- You're right. All right, thank you.
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- Okay.
- Who do we have here?
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- Hi.
- Hello... Deandra.
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- Yep.
- Reynolds.
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Deandra, help me out-- name an animal
that we eat but doesn't eat us.
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- Well, Grant, I'll tell you what...
- Mm-hmm?
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...I like to eat cock.
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Whoa, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, we can't say...
Lisa, are we gonna...?
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See what I did there? It's a little bit
of a double entendre type of thing.
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I was talking about
chicken, but I said "cock."
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Yeah, don't say that word.
Please, I'm-I'm...
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Just, it's a family show, so we're
just gonna go with "chicken," okay?
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Show me chicken!
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- Ow!
- There you go.
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Okay.
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- Ronald Reynolds.
- Yeah!
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- Hello, sir.
- Hey!
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- How you doing today?
- I'm great, Grant.
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I'm just really excited to be
here with my new family.
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- Oh... your new family?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, a little bit of background.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, actually, just for
clarification.
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Um, he raised them, but
he didn't sire them.
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Now, he may have sired him--
we're not exactly sure,
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- but they do live together in squalor.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I actually brought
my blood bucket
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in case you guys want to run his
blood and see if it all checks out.
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- It'd be good to know. - Yeah, if we want
to do, like, a quick DNA sequencing...
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- Yeah. - ...at the commercial break, that
actually would clear things up for everybody.
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- If we could.
- It would set the record straight.
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But either way, I was always the
odd man out, you know?
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I mean, you know.
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And then Frank, here, adopted me and now
I'm a part of the Reynolds family!
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Okay, well...
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We don't...
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I'm... I'm just... I'm not even gonna
try to figure that one out, so...
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Okay, here-here's the deal,
guys: From now on,
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I'm not gonna ask you guys
any more questions at all...
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- Yes. - ...other than the ones
that keep the game moving.
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- Great! Yeah!
- All right?
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Great!
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Show me... cow!
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Nope, that's me.
I say that word.
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I say the "show me" part.
You just give me the answer.
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- Okay, Ronald?
- Right, I'm sorry.
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- Show me c...
- Don't say "show me."
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- He just said that.
- Don't say it.
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- He just said that.
- Just say the answer.
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Show... show me..
is the part I say?
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Here's the one thing... there's only
one thing in the whole world
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at this moment you
shouldn't say...
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- Mm-hmm?
- "Show me."
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So just give me the answer,
and then I'll say sh...
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You know what, go ahead and do it.
Just go ahead and do it, then.
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- Do what?
- Mother of...
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Show me cow!
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Cow!
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Good answer!
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So, sadly we got to stay here.
Okay.
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- Charlie?
- Yeah?
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Just need you to name
an animal...
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- Yeah! - ...that we eat
but doesn't eat us.
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Doesn't eat us-- that's easy.
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Dragon!
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Charlie, do you eat dragon?
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No! I don't eat dragon 'cause, uh,
it's-it's not a meal for peasants,
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it's a meal for kings, and I'm
sort of a common man.
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But they don't eat us; They, uh,
it's like a misconception.
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They actually eat
gold and treasure.
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That's why they're always
sitting on a big pile of it.
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- Bad answer. - Bad answer.
- Bad answer.
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That's-That's a bad
answer.
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Okay, show me dragon!
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- I told you!
- Oh, my God!
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Well, astonishingly, uh,
one person surveyed
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gave the answer
dragon, so...
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What a world!
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All right, the Reynolds family
has won round one!
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- There you go, all right.
- Sha-booyah!
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- All right.
- Sha-booyah!
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But we got a lot more show to
go! It could be anybody's game.
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We'll be right back after this
with Family Fight!
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That's commercial, guys!
Back in three.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Yeah, that was, uh, that was terrible.
I mean, we're bombing out there.
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This-this is exactly what
I was trying to avoid, guys.
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What are you talking about?
We won that round.
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Yeah, but you were being
lascivious and disgusting.
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Dee was making sex jokes that were
going over like a lead balloon.
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Well, at least we got all of
our answers right.
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Yeah, that-that's utterly
ridiculous.
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I mean, how is dragon an answer
and sea urchin isn't?
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- Everyone knows... - I don't know, but
there's always a weirdo or two in those
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panels who's gonna
give a stupid answer
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and Charlie's always
gonna get those, right?
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- So... Yeah!
- Yeah, I'll get the steal.
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Plus, people don't even really
eat sea urchin, Dennis.
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Most people don't
eat dragons.
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Well, dragonflies.
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People don't eat
dragonflies.
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Don't make that noise.
I don't like it.
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Just relax, would
you, Dennis?
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Look, if we make asses out of ourselves,
they just won't air the episode, okay?
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Okay, first of all, you don't know that,
and secondly, don't tell me to relax.
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All right, don't you start
making that noise.
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All right, it's not funny when they do
it, it's definitely not funny when...
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Oh, goddamn it!
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And welcome back to
Family Fight.
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We got the Reynolds family over
here with a hundred points.
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We got the Barretts
over here with zero.
232
00:09:32,298 --> 00:09:34,019
Give me Bobby,
give me Dennis!
233
00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,205
Here we go!
234
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,317
Okay.
235
00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:40,018
Hey, Bobby, all right.
236
00:09:40,043 --> 00:09:43,310
All right, somebody got a little,
a little lead in his shoes.
237
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,264
Uh, no.
238
00:09:46,283 --> 00:09:48,243
No. No, my shoes are fine.
239
00:09:48,256 --> 00:09:49,570
I assure you.
240
00:09:49,582 --> 00:09:50,956
They're made of the finest
Italian leather.
241
00:09:50,968 --> 00:09:53,821
The fit is perfect. Therefore,
there would be no room for lead.
242
00:09:56,288 --> 00:09:57,621
All right.
243
00:09:57,634 --> 00:09:59,361
The top four answers
are on the board.
244
00:09:59,374 --> 00:10:00,774
We asked a hundred
people on the street,
245
00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:03,826
"Name something people
groom themselves with."
246
00:10:03,845 --> 00:10:04,966
Dennis!
247
00:10:04,985 --> 00:10:06,293
Laser beams, Grant.
248
00:10:06,312 --> 00:10:07,732
- La-Laser beams?
- Yeah, laser beam.
249
00:10:07,745 --> 00:10:10,240
It's the only way to completely
obliterate the follicle.
250
00:10:10,848 --> 00:10:12,707
Show me laser beam!
251
00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,421
Oh, yeah, yeah.
252
00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,227
That noise, it's too loud.
253
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,773
Can we, can we just
turn it down a touch?
254
00:10:19,779 --> 00:10:21,906
We cannot, we cannot.
Bobby, you got an answer?
255
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,505
- I got an answer.
- All right.
256
00:10:23,518 --> 00:10:25,402
- Hair brush!
- Show me hair brush!
257
00:10:32,203 --> 00:10:34,316
Hair brush, that's so obvious.
God, that buzzer noise!
258
00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,523
Isn't that just
irritating as hell?
259
00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:37,195
- Come on, we got to think of a steal
here, okay? - I got one, I got one!
260
00:10:37,208 --> 00:10:39,374
What about, uh, uh, bleaching
cream for your facial hair?
261
00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,447
- What the hell?!
- No, no. I-I got it.
262
00:10:41,472 --> 00:10:43,452
- Drakkar Noir.
- Mm, too specific.
263
00:10:43,465 --> 00:10:45,192
You know what it is?
I think it's a bride.
264
00:10:45,205 --> 00:10:46,992
A bride could be
a good answer.
265
00:10:47,976 --> 00:10:52,102
- What? - You can't become a groom
or get groomed without a bride.
266
00:10:52,116 --> 00:10:54,929
- Oh, no, no... - Right, right. That's not
the kind of grooming they're talking about.
267
00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:56,155
I don't know.
Charlie could be right.
268
00:10:56,175 --> 00:10:58,251
- Uh, yeah, I... I got dragon.
- No, he's not, he's not right!
269
00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,891
Because nobody else
is that stupid.
270
00:10:59,898 --> 00:11:02,415
Show me pumice stone!
271
00:11:03,494 --> 00:11:06,101
All right, here we go.
Reynolds family for the steal!
272
00:11:06,113 --> 00:11:07,993
No, no, we're not
gonna say that.
273
00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:09,600
The comb, a comb!
274
00:11:09,613 --> 00:11:11,458
I'm gonna go with...
275
00:11:12,643 --> 00:11:13,996
toe knife.
276
00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:15,452
With what now?
277
00:11:15,471 --> 00:11:20,233
With a toe knife 'cause
I-I use a-a sharp blade
278
00:11:20,258 --> 00:11:23,011
to dig the scum out
of my toenails.
279
00:11:23,024 --> 00:11:24,631
Once in a while, I cut myself,
280
00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:27,646
but it puses up and in three
days, it's good as new.
281
00:11:27,659 --> 00:11:29,072
- Sure.
- Toe knife!
282
00:11:29,641 --> 00:11:32,747
Way more information than
we needed, but, uh...
283
00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:34,743
show me toe knife.
284
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:40,356
Okay, the Barretts win the board!
There you go! All right!
285
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:43,649
Okay, let's see-see what that
last answer was.
286
00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:45,989
Bride!
287
00:11:46,003 --> 00:11:47,190
- Charlie was right.
- I knew it.
288
00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:49,031
Do you, do you groom
a bride, Lisa?
289
00:11:49,514 --> 00:11:51,567
All right, hey, let's get onto
that last round now!
290
00:11:51,573 --> 00:11:54,391
I need some Dee, I need a little
bit of Lester! Come on down!
291
00:11:54,907 --> 00:11:55,980
Okay.
292
00:11:55,992 --> 00:11:57,105
Come on, Dee!
293
00:11:58,252 --> 00:11:59,620
All right.
294
00:12:00,432 --> 00:12:04,005
Okay, here we go-- top six
answers are on the board.
295
00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:06,745
Name something that
people are afraid of.
296
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,808
Oh, oopsie-daisy!
297
00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:14,223
Looks like I, I broke it.
298
00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:15,654
- You think?
- Oops.
299
00:12:16,014 --> 00:12:16,821
Can't believe that's...
300
00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:18,860
Ain't never seen anything
like that in my life.
301
00:12:18,873 --> 00:12:20,292
What do you got, hands
made of anvils?
302
00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:24,740
You want me to answer that or
answer the-- this one?
303
00:12:24,753 --> 00:12:27,566
- I don't want you to answer either
of them, okay? - Yeah, sorry.
304
00:12:27,579 --> 00:12:29,426
Because I don't know who won
305
00:12:29,432 --> 00:12:30,939
- because you broke the machine.
- That makes sense.
306
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,252
- Right? Okay?
- It makes sense, yeah.
307
00:12:32,258 --> 00:12:35,795
Okay, everybody, we're gonna
take a couple seconds.
308
00:12:35,808 --> 00:12:38,591
- We'll be right back after this.
- Okay.
309
00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,351
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
310
00:12:49,383 --> 00:12:51,863
Start thinking of a steal because if
we get this one, we win the game.
311
00:12:51,869 --> 00:12:53,909
All right, all right.
What's the question?
312
00:12:54,555 --> 00:12:56,902
- Things people are afraid of.
- That's still the question?
313
00:12:56,922 --> 00:12:59,086
- Yeah... - How do you not know
how the game works by now?
314
00:12:59,098 --> 00:13:01,152
Okay, I'm afraid of
game show rules.
315
00:13:01,172 --> 00:13:02,992
- You guys, I know what it is.
- Yeah?
316
00:13:03,011 --> 00:13:04,971
- It's failure.
- That's too pathetic.
317
00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:07,303
Liberal yahoos
taking my guns.
318
00:13:07,323 --> 00:13:09,576
That-that is a political
firestorm, Frank. No!
319
00:13:09,596 --> 00:13:11,629
Oh, oh! The Nightman.
320
00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:14,310
All right, guys, these are
terrible answers, all right?
321
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:17,085
Now, normally I would've said
the crust on a crème brûlée
322
00:13:17,098 --> 00:13:19,721
burning the top of your mouth, but
I'm thinking like a commoner now
323
00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:22,862
and I really do think that
the right answer is probably...
324
00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:23,969
clowns.
325
00:13:24,561 --> 00:13:26,028
- That's a good answer.
- I know.
326
00:13:26,048 --> 00:13:27,389
I feel like it could
be Nightman.
327
00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:28,781
No, I feel like it isn't
the Nightman...
328
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,767
- He could be right, dude.
- I've got a lot...
329
00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:32,120
Show me dogs!
330
00:13:34,287 --> 00:13:35,498
God ****!
331
00:13:36,387 --> 00:13:40,603
Okay, Reynolds, you get a chance to steal
and win the whole game right here.
332
00:13:41,194 --> 00:13:44,074
Name something that
people are afraid of.
333
00:13:44,952 --> 00:13:46,519
- We're gonna go with...
- Wait, wait, wait, Frank.
334
00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:48,512
You have to say it in
the form of a question.
335
00:13:48,518 --> 00:13:50,111
- What is...?
- No, you don't, you don't...
336
00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:52,685
you don't have to do that
'cause it's not Jeopardy.
337
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:53,871
- Ah, it's not Jeopardy.
- All right?
338
00:13:53,884 --> 00:13:56,841
- Say "show me," Frank.
- Don't say "show me," Frank.
339
00:13:56,847 --> 00:13:58,895
Just say the word.
Just say the word.
340
00:13:58,908 --> 00:14:00,115
- Show me clowns!
- All right.
341
00:14:00,128 --> 00:14:02,314
Show me clowns!
342
00:14:03,779 --> 00:14:05,666
Yeah! We did it!
We did it!
343
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,909
And the Reynolds
win the game!
344
00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,644
The Reynolds win the game!
345
00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:13,103
Sha-booyah, sha-booyah,
sha-booyah, you lose!
346
00:14:13,116 --> 00:14:16,363
Sha-booyah, sha-booyah,
sha-booyah, you lose!
347
00:14:17,016 --> 00:14:18,796
All right, okay.
So, anyway...
348
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,608
let's take a look
at the last one, everybody.
349
00:14:24,058 --> 00:14:25,213
"Nightman."
350
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,614
Don't know what that is.
351
00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:28,307
- Just don't know what it is.
- What is happening?
352
00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,867
Pretty strange
answers today!
353
00:14:31,006 --> 00:14:33,690
All right, man. Uh, we're gonna come
right back and play some Fast Money.
354
00:14:33,696 --> 00:14:35,684
We'll see you right
after these messages.
355
00:14:43,728 --> 00:14:45,589
- How the hell was "Nightman"
an answer? - Right.
356
00:14:45,609 --> 00:14:47,136
Dude, I think I'm
remembering what happened.
357
00:14:47,148 --> 00:14:48,656
I took this survey.
358
00:14:48,675 --> 00:14:51,075
I got interviewed at a mall and I thought
it was, like, a government thing.
359
00:14:51,088 --> 00:14:52,595
- Oh...
- Okay, all right.
360
00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:53,615
That makes a lot
more sense.
361
00:14:53,634 --> 00:14:55,147
That's actually the only
thing that makes sense.
362
00:14:55,153 --> 00:14:57,926
Right? Okay. So I should play Fast Money,
because I'm gonna know all the answers.
363
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,932
No, no, no, you're only gonna
know your answers.
364
00:14:59,953 --> 00:15:01,955
And that's only gonna get us one
point for every question.
365
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,288
We need to get all the top
answers to win Fast Money.
366
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,413
Right, totally, totally.
And then we spin the wheel.
367
00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:08,337
Okay, you're definitely not gonna
play, 'cause you can't understand
368
00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:09,609
- a thing that's happening.
- I'll play.
369
00:15:09,628 --> 00:15:11,416
No, you won't play, because
you've been nothing but gross
370
00:15:11,429 --> 00:15:12,916
and foul and polarizing
the entire time.
371
00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:14,742
You're embarrassing me in front
of the whole nation. Dee...
372
00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:15,656
Mmm.
373
00:15:15,662 --> 00:15:17,029
- ...you and I are gonna play.
- Yeah?
374
00:15:17,035 --> 00:15:18,262
- Mm-hmm.
- Can I do my fart keychain?
375
00:15:18,281 --> 00:15:19,370
Absolutely goddamn not.
376
00:15:19,389 --> 00:15:21,185
Okay, now go get something to
eat, you look terrible.
377
00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:22,051
No, no, no, no, no, no.
378
00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,529
I'm very hungry, but I'm not gonna
blow it now. This is my close-up.
379
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:26,128
God, don't be a dumb, hungry
bitch the entire time.
380
00:15:26,143 --> 00:15:27,479
- Guys, we're back.
- Ooh!
381
00:15:27,499 --> 00:15:29,486
Okay, all right, you're going
first, Dee, you're going first.
382
00:15:29,505 --> 00:15:30,774
Come on, Dee, go, Dee!
383
00:15:30,784 --> 00:15:31,826
Here we go.
384
00:15:34,488 --> 00:15:38,254
All right, we are back with Fast
Money, here with Dee Reynolds.
385
00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:41,451
But first, there's somebody who
wants to say something to you.
386
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,415
Hey, Reynolds family!
387
00:15:44,429 --> 00:15:47,289
Win $20,000 and bring home the
money for Paddy's Pub!
388
00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:49,993
Yeah, all right.
389
00:15:50,424 --> 00:15:52,330
I'm done dancing like a monkey.
Give me my five bucks, Charlie.
390
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:54,657
Ha-ha, wow!
391
00:15:54,676 --> 00:15:57,156
That was a rough video, right there.
That dude is hard on the eyes.
392
00:15:57,175 --> 00:15:58,988
Yeah. He's all burned up.
393
00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:01,434
- We couldn't get anybody else?
- No.
394
00:16:01,447 --> 00:16:02,961
Okay, you ready, Dee?
395
00:16:02,974 --> 00:16:05,116
Oh, you better believe it.
But, uh...
396
00:16:05,129 --> 00:16:07,863
- Mm-hmm? - ...first, hold on a...
hold on a second,
397
00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:09,128
- there's, um...
- Yeah?
398
00:16:09,771 --> 00:16:11,044
- There's, uh...
- You okay?
399
00:16:11,064 --> 00:16:12,784
- Ooh! Yeah.
- You all right?
400
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:17,398
Uh, yes... there's a... just
a quick bit I wanted to, uh...
401
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,707
Oof.
402
00:16:19,906 --> 00:16:21,366
Oh, whoops-a-daisy.
403
00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:24,652
That's about as low-brow
as it gets.
404
00:16:24,665 --> 00:16:26,698
Yeah, Dennis isn't
gonna like that.
405
00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:29,104
- It's pretty funny, though.
- Okay, new plan.
406
00:16:30,871 --> 00:16:31,791
All right.
407
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,350
This is not good.
408
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,583
So we're back here with, uh,
Fast Money here.
409
00:16:36,602 --> 00:16:39,509
Uh, now we got Frank
doing it, 'cause...
410
00:16:39,534 --> 00:16:41,874
people just be faintin'
up in here, so, okay,
411
00:16:41,886 --> 00:16:44,247
give me 30 seconds
on the clock.
412
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,533
Name something you thought
existed when you were a child.
413
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,320
Santa Claus.
414
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,421
Name something you might
find in a bathtub.
415
00:16:49,446 --> 00:16:50,213
Soap!
416
00:16:50,233 --> 00:16:52,413
Name something
people add sugar to.
417
00:16:52,426 --> 00:16:53,213
Coffee.
418
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:55,219
A thing you associate with
Charlie Chaplin.
419
00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:56,099
Little mustache.
420
00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:59,694
Name a foreign country whose
films are popular in America.
421
00:16:59,707 --> 00:17:00,647
France.
422
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:01,953
Damn!
423
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,223
You did it, man...
424
00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:07,296
Oh, oh, that was so good!
That was so good, Frank!
425
00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:10,429
Hey, you ready?
426
00:17:10,449 --> 00:17:11,630
Yeah, I'm ready.
427
00:17:11,643 --> 00:17:13,483
- Frank did great.
- Frank?
428
00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:16,002
- Yeah, uh, Dee passed out.
- She... of course she did.
429
00:17:16,008 --> 00:17:18,122
- She's so embarrassing.
- Right.
430
00:17:19,049 --> 00:17:21,950
All right, here we go, everybody. We're
gonna bring Dennis out right now.
431
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:23,656
Here he is, Dennis Reynolds.
432
00:17:23,662 --> 00:17:26,385
- Here we go.
- Yeah, Dennis.
433
00:17:26,405 --> 00:17:27,450
All right.
434
00:17:28,022 --> 00:17:29,209
Okay.
435
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,904
Now, Dennis...
436
00:17:30,929 --> 00:17:34,322
Frank got the number one answer
for every single question,
437
00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:37,240
so you only need five
points to win the game.
438
00:17:37,246 --> 00:17:38,153
- Okay, I can do it.
- Okay?
439
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:40,225
- Now, Grant, listen, I know I gave
some bad answers before... - Yes.
440
00:17:40,237 --> 00:17:42,748
...but I understand
the game perfectly now,
441
00:17:42,773 --> 00:17:44,320
and, uh, that does
not represent me.
442
00:17:44,325 --> 00:17:46,280
- Okay, I like that.
- Okay? So I'm ready to give good answers.
443
00:17:46,294 --> 00:17:47,614
- I like that.
- That does represent me.
444
00:17:47,627 --> 00:17:49,055
All right, that sounds good,
that sounds good.
445
00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:51,795
If you repeat any of Frank's answers,
you're gonna hear this sound...
446
00:17:53,353 --> 00:17:55,133
- ...and then...
- Thought we were done with the buzzer.
447
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,187
- Only if you repeat an answer.
- Even in this round?
448
00:17:57,199 --> 00:17:59,106
- Yes, even in this round. Yep.
- Mm-hmm.
449
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,439
If you don't know an answer,
you can say "pass"
450
00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:03,237
- and we'll just move on
to the next question. - Okay.
451
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,169
- All right, are you ready?
- Yes, yes.
452
00:18:05,189 --> 00:18:06,304
30 seconds on the clock.
453
00:18:07,947 --> 00:18:10,067
Name something you thought
existed when you were a child.
454
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,080
Santa Claus.
455
00:18:11,093 --> 00:18:12,981
Oh, God... uh, pass.
456
00:18:12,994 --> 00:18:15,054
Name something you might
find in a bathtub.
457
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,421
S... uh, soap.
458
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,180
Ah! God, I really
hate that buzzer.
459
00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:19,772
- Can we not do that?
- Clock's ticking, clock's ticking.
460
00:18:19,784 --> 00:18:22,877
- Okay, uh, pass.
- Name something people add sugar to.
461
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,373
God...
462
00:18:24,398 --> 00:18:25,165
coffee.
463
00:18:25,178 --> 00:18:26,660
Oh, God...
464
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,033
Nope, we gotta...
we need an answer.
465
00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:29,779
Yeah, no, no, okay, no, then
pass, then pass, 'cause...
466
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:31,368
A thing you associate
with Charlie Chaplin.
467
00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:32,942
Mmm... pass.
468
00:18:32,961 --> 00:18:35,983
Okay, name a foreign country whose
films are popular in America.
469
00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:37,610
France.
470
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,144
- Oh, God, no, no!
- Already said that.
471
00:18:39,164 --> 00:18:41,251
Oh, God, France. France.
France. France.
472
00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:43,037
- That's still not the answer.
- Little mustache.
473
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,097
Soap, soap, France.
474
00:18:45,117 --> 00:18:46,837
- Something else!
- It won't stop!
475
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,397
He said that already.
Don't say "France."
476
00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:50,483
- Give up.
- All right, I have never seen
477
00:18:50,489 --> 00:18:53,747
a more embarrassing display
in my entire career.
478
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,198
Oh, please don't air this.
Okay? Please don't...
479
00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,043
don't air this... you
won't air this, right?
480
00:18:58,061 --> 00:19:00,590
Oh, no, no, we definitely air it. We
always air it. No matter what, we air it.
481
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:01,967
- That's how we do it, my friend.
- It just went so wrong...
482
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:04,673
Good night, everybody! Thanks for
joining us here on Family Fight!
483
00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:05,413
Take care.
484
00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:12,156
Why'd they have
to air that part?
485
00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,507
- That was the end part.
- The best part.
486
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,474
Yeah, they air
the whole show.
487
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,497
This doesn't represent
me, though.
488
00:19:26,516 --> 00:19:29,273
This doesn't represent me.
That's not who I am.
489
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,365
So just don't air it.
490
00:19:32,385 --> 00:19:36,027
It's the buzzer that was...
That just doesn't represent me.
491
00:19:36,603 --> 00:19:38,570
So just don't air it!
492
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:45,595
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