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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,268 --> 00:00:03,135 (gears turning) 2 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:09,508 (phone ringing) 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:12,745 (typewriter clacking) 4 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:21,520 (intense music) 5 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,758 (water splashing) 6 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,394 (intense music) 7 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,443 (banging) 8 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:23,582 (intense music) 9 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,772 (dramatic music) 10 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,785 (woman screaming) 11 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:37,422 (car horn honking) 12 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,992 (light music) 13 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:47,733 - [Mr. Jolly] That's right, 14 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,001 it's the Handy Dandy day show. 15 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:52,004 ¶ It's the Handy Dandy show ¶ 16 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:53,505 ¶ The Handy Dandy show ¶ 17 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,274 ¶ The Handy Dandy show ¶ 18 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:56,742 (intense music) 19 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:57,743 - I'll be damned. 20 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,180 It's you, isn't it? 21 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,884 After all these years, there you stand. 22 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,288 Come back for more, 23 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,790 always more. 24 00:03:13,928 --> 00:03:16,461 More death to give you more life. 25 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:19,631 And this fucking blood moon gives you the moment 26 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,233 you've been waiting for, right? 27 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:24,403 Well I'm here to kill you. 28 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:29,775 And this time, I'm not gonna run. 29 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:33,011 (dramatic music) 30 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:36,248 (electricity buzzing) 31 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,386 (groaning) 32 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,122 (intense music) 33 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,532 (rock music) 34 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:19,358 ¶ Come a little closer ¶ 35 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,627 ¶ Let me show you who I am ¶ 36 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:24,997 ¶ Everyone has secrets ¶ 37 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:27,099 ¶ I am just a man ¶ 38 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:29,534 ¶ I'll help you forget the pain ¶ 39 00:04:29,536 --> 00:04:32,204 ¶ We can find a way ¶ 40 00:04:32,206 --> 00:04:37,175 ¶ To fix our mistakes ¶ 41 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:39,945 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 42 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:43,148 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 43 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:47,552 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight ¶ 44 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:50,355 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 45 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,592 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 46 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:58,664 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight to survive ¶ 47 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:04,503 ¶ Cut a little deeper ¶ 48 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,139 ¶ Show 'em who you really are ¶ 49 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,708 ¶ Try a little harder ¶ 50 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,344 ¶ We've already come this far ¶ 51 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:15,047 ¶ We'll help you forget the pain ¶ 52 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:17,449 ¶ We can find a way ¶ 53 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:22,521 ¶ To fix our mistakes ¶ 54 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:25,324 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 55 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:28,593 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 56 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:32,764 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight ¶ 57 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,734 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 58 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:39,004 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 59 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:44,076 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight to survive ¶ 60 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,779 (rock music) 61 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:53,919 ¶ Sometimes it feels like the world is pulling you down ¶ 62 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:59,324 ¶ When all that you've fought for has turned you around ¶ 63 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:04,229 ¶ Don't give up ¶ 64 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:09,301 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 65 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:14,473 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 66 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:17,175 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 67 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,245 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 68 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:26,752 (laughing and talking) 69 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:34,126 - Sorry. - Of course. 70 00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:36,728 - Rick, that was fucking awesome man. 71 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,296 - Wanted to hang out with you guys one more time 72 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:41,700 before we send our man Rosie off to fame and fortune. 73 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:42,968 - He's going back to school. 74 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,536 Fame and fortune's next year player. 75 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:45,904 - That's what I'm sayin'. 76 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,272 - Oh, I just got it. 77 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:48,507 - You're Roosevelt Smith. 78 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,609 I saw that game with you in it against USC 79 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,311 and you were amazing. - Amazing, yes, we know. 80 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,447 Rosie's been amazing since we were 10. 81 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,783 - Hey, look at the moon. 82 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,652 - Oh, that's a super blood moon. 83 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,988 First one in 50 years. 84 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,056 - What the hell's a super blood moon? 85 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,793 - God, get a weather app. 86 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,094 - Doc, will you just drop it? 87 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,929 You two have been at it all night. 88 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:13,899 - It's a cool moon. 89 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:15,767 - Yeah, 90 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,270 I know it is. 91 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:21,339 - That guitarist was fucking insane. 92 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:24,042 - Yeah, that drummer was pretty hot too. 93 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:26,945 What? 94 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:27,846 I'm just saying. 95 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,714 - Stick to robots, Doc. 96 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:33,485 - Hey, guys, just ignore him. 97 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,719 I do. 98 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:35,654 - That usherette, hot. 99 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:37,889 - Yeah. 100 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,157 - Our Josie has a little crush. 101 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,761 - Always got a crush on someone. 102 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,963 - Rick, it's too far. 103 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,331 Can you carry me? 104 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,799 - Sure, climb on. 105 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,034 - Okay. 106 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,369 (laughing) 107 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:55,841 - I hate him. 108 00:07:56,810 --> 00:08:00,111 - Wait, wait, wait, Rick? 109 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:00,979 Since when? 110 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,616 - Two weeks and five days ago. 111 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,853 - What are you talking about? 112 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,121 - We, we hooked up. 113 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:12,524 - No, 114 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:13,725 girl. 115 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:14,726 He's a dog. 116 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,329 You're smarter than that. 117 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:18,630 - I don't know, he was just, 118 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:22,334 actually sweet and I don't know, just fun. 119 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:24,769 - I mean. 120 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,340 - Hey, guys, wait up. 121 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,575 (sighing) 122 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,112 - [Steffen] The 30? 123 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:36,147 - [Rosie] Stop dude, crazy. 124 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,649 - [Doc] You guys talking about football? 125 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,618 - Oh yeah, I was telling Rosie about this building 126 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,152 my dad just bought. 127 00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:43,021 He's trying to turn it into condos. 128 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,624 But I got a surprise for you guys. 129 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:48,026 - Oh man, how is your dad doing? 130 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,494 - He's all right. 131 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:52,664 Guys come here. 132 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,067 - [Rosie] This better be good. 133 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,369 - Oh don't fucking worry. 134 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:04,175 - So what's the big surprise? 135 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,043 - The building. 136 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:07,979 - It's big. 137 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:08,880 - I don't get it. 138 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,616 - My dad wants to make this place into condos 139 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,151 or some bullshit. 140 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,886 I think I can talk him into 141 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,422 letting us open an after hours club. 142 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:18,890 - In this area? 143 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,359 - Fuckin' A dog, do you have to question everything? 144 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:23,895 - I'm out here all the time. 145 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,130 - See? 146 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,632 - Stef, it's a real piece of shit. 147 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:30,235 - Hey, I got some champagne on ice. 148 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:33,104 Let me show you guys inside, change your minds. 149 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,573 - No one fucks with champagne. 150 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,708 - [Josie] Shit! (groaning) 151 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,709 - What happened? - I don't know, 152 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,544 I broke my ankle or something. 153 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:40,478 Oh, shit. 154 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:41,279 - Hey, - Come on. 155 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,213 Rick, no I got her. 156 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,481 - [Rick] No, are you sure? 157 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,282 - [Doc] Don't you have somebody else 158 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:44,983 you need to be watching? 159 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,084 - [Josie] Guys. 160 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,787 (door rattling) 161 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,956 - [Abby] You're so scary. 162 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,993 - [Steffen] Come on in. 163 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:58,763 (Abby giggling) - [Abby] It's creepy in here. 164 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,198 Steffen hit the lights. 165 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,400 - [] All right, all right, I'll look for them. 166 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:04,970 Doc, watch that door. 167 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,077 - [Rosie] Watch out. 168 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,778 - [Abby] You're such a gentleman, thanks. 169 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,514 (intense music) 170 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:24,389 (rattling) 171 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,557 - What was that sound? 172 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,760 - Probably rats. 173 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,894 - [Rick] Rats? 174 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,596 (shrieking) 175 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,465 - That was right in my ear. 176 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,166 - [Abby] Something ran over my foot. 177 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,935 What? - Oh, I think I got it. 178 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,203 Let's go. 179 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,605 - It's not funny, it's gross. 180 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,340 - [Rick] Come on, let's go check this thing out. 181 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,643 (laughing) 182 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:51,916 - [Abby] It's not funny, you guys, it's gross. 183 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:54,185 - It's okay Abby, it was probably nothing. 184 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,321 Just stick with me, 185 00:10:57,658 --> 00:10:58,657 I'll protect you. 186 00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,624 - Yeah? 187 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,860 With your big shaft of wood? 188 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,963 - He still has them huh? 189 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:08,700 - Yeah, my dad's girlfriends. 190 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:11,269 You know my mom says that he sticks his wrench in them 191 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,104 more than he does her. 192 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,706 - She really says that? 193 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,542 - Yeah, she can be pretty gross. 194 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,144 - Remember when he brought his first one home? 195 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,779 Remember how cool we thought it was? 196 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,881 - Dude, there's no signal here. 197 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,650 (tense music) 198 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,853 - Hey why don't you guys look around, okay? 199 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:30,889 Pour some drinks 200 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,391 and then I'll tell you what I've been thinking. 201 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,126 Rick you wanna help me pour? 202 00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,261 - Sure man. 203 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,630 - Hey, what's all this? 204 00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:41,499 - Oh it's probably just old TV stuff 205 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:44,736 from that kids show that shot here in the 60's. 206 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,272 (tense music) 207 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,443 - What's up with you and Doc? 208 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,247 - We hooked up a few weeks ago 209 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,216 and now I guess she's mad at me. 210 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,151 - Doc hooked up with you? 211 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:00,952 - [Rick] Hey. 212 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,220 - Well you're a dog man. 213 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,922 Anybody who knows you knows you're a dog. 214 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,323 Why would she play with that? 215 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,259 - Beats me, I mean, I was surprised too. 216 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:12,297 We ran into each other at a bar and had some fun. 217 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,566 She invited me home, I went 218 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,669 and we did the deed. 219 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,637 The next day she starts texting me and 220 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,741 I ghosted her. 221 00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,175 - You ghosted Doc? 222 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,778 - Yeah, I feel a little bad about that. 223 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:29,848 - That's like fucking your sister man. 224 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,449 - Not as cool as you may think. 225 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,618 - Jesus Rick. - Whatever. 226 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,054 - Wait, wait, 227 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,758 is this your first time seeing her since that night? 228 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,692 - Yeah, could be. 229 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,965 - Did she know you were bringing a date with you? 230 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,334 - (quietly) Fuck. 231 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,436 - You suck, you truly suck man. 232 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,704 Make this up to her, tonight. 233 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:55,340 - It might not be as easy as you think bro. 234 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,875 I think she's got a thing for me. 235 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,709 - A thing? 236 00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,577 - Yes, a thing. 237 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,979 Hey, she always had a thing for me 238 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,548 and I just never noticed before. 239 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:07,485 - Hey, listen, we've known each other since grade school. 240 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,721 I want her to be a part of this project. 241 00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:12,023 Make this up to her, tonight. 242 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,224 - Not my fault she doesn't understand 243 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,325 the rules of engagement. 244 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:16,094 - Listen, shit head, just do it. 245 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,495 - Sure, whatever. 246 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,566 Hey. 247 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:22,867 - Hey. 248 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,636 - What you got there? 249 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,539 - Look, I found this puppet. 250 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,507 And he looks brand new. 251 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,843 - Yeah, it does look new. 252 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:33,745 Weird. 253 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,081 - Here take my phone, I wanna snap some photos. 254 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,452 (tapping) 255 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,554 - [Rick] Turn around. 256 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,257 - Is that cute? 257 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,091 (kissing) 258 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,626 Do some dirty ones. 259 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,727 (Rick laughing) 260 00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,695 You mean video? 261 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:53,531 - Okay, okay, enough, enough. 262 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:55,700 - Hey aren't these things supposed to have 263 00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,602 like a little drawstring on the back? 264 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:01,072 Or a place you could put your hand up their little butt? 265 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,676 - Who's this guy supposed to be? 266 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,612 (mimicking puppet) Hey, might get me fucking haircut. 267 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,080 (laughing) 268 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:12,183 - He's like a 50's guy, like the Fonz or something. 269 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,786 - Who? 270 00:14:14,788 --> 00:14:16,521 - [Rosie] Shit look, he's got two biddies with him too. 271 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,223 - Hey, maybe those two are a couple 272 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,058 and the Fonz is their best friend. 273 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,392 Like you and me Rose. 274 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,527 (laughing) - Yeah. 275 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,428 - [Josie] Hey, 276 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,030 look, 277 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,632 it's a little cowboy. 278 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,068 - My God, it's the village people. 279 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:30,902 (laughing) 280 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:31,870 - [Abby] Hey, who? 281 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,341 - I think these puppets are probably just leftovers 282 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,244 from that kids TV show that shot here during the 60's. 283 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,113 I think it was, 284 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:47,518 oh no, it was Mr. Jolly and the Handy Dandy Show. 285 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,788 - They named a kids show after a hand job? 286 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:51,789 (laughing) 287 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,358 No way. 288 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,859 - Grow up Rick. 289 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,294 - It didn't mean that back then. 290 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,796 That Handy Dandy puppet's probably around here somewhere. 291 00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,365 He was like the star puppet. 292 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,866 - How do you know all this shit? 293 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:06,037 - My grandfather knew a producer or something. 294 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,238 - So after all these years, 295 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,806 dad ends up buying the place huh? 296 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,309 - Yeah, must've had an affect on him, 297 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,444 you know, the formative years. 298 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,679 Kind of hoping for one of those 299 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,581 all-in-the-family type of things. 300 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,482 - [Doc] Karma. 301 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:26,124 - Oh Abby, I think you have that Handy Dandy puppet. 302 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,327 You know my dad used to watch shows live 303 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,662 on this very stage. 304 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,065 - Wasn't there some sick shit that happened here? 305 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,400 I think I remember reading about it online 306 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,068 on some click bait site. 307 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:42,840 - Yeah, that Mr. Jolly guy hung himself. 308 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,009 - A kids TV show host hung himself here? 309 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:45,910 - Mm-hmm. 310 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:47,779 - Where? 311 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,281 Here? 312 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,318 - That's some sick shit. 313 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,619 - Bad karma. 314 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,820 - Oh, no, no, fuck that. 315 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,523 That was like 50 years ago. 316 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,892 All good vibes now, okay? 317 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:05,029 Listen, my dad bought this place for a reason 318 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,065 and it's my job to make it awesome. 319 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,636 Put those things down, they're probably filthy though. 320 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,537 - Ew. 321 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,974 - [Josie] No, they look great. 322 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:22,113 - Guys, look around at this space, okay? 323 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,984 With a little hard work and imagination 324 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:29,687 I think we could make this into something very special. 325 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,458 Now think about it, we'd have drinks, 326 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,694 dancing, live music. 327 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,330 I mean with all this space, 328 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,332 we could have a recording studio in back 329 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,101 and scout new bands. 330 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,106 Up there, there's a control room. 331 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,242 Monitors every inch of this building. 332 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,978 (intense music) 333 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,704 - There's a lot of clubs in town already. 334 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,040 - Right, but very few after hours. 335 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,942 And even fewer for people our age. 336 00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:27,211 - Now let me guess, you want my money? 337 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,613 - Of course Rick. 338 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,748 But I'll throw a pile of cash too man. 339 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,682 - Look man, I don't have money 340 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,151 to be investing in no nightclub. 341 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,420 - But chances are you're gonna make it to the league, 342 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,421 right Rosie? 343 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,922 - I expect so. 344 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,625 - Okay, so once you are, you bring your teammates in here, 345 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,894 people find out that players are hanging out here, 346 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,829 the place will be fucking packed. 347 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,364 We'll have to charge a membership fee 348 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,066 just to keep it exclusive. 349 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,535 - What about me? 350 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,337 I know I just met you guys, but can I get in on this? 351 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,106 - I have been thinking about that. 352 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,709 What do your friends do? 353 00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,944 - My friends? 354 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,947 - Yeah, like, what do they do for work? 355 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,550 - Oh, well they're models mainly. 356 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:06,784 - Excellent. 357 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,386 (laughing) 358 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,888 So like if you make sure a certain amount 359 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,957 of your model friends were in here, 360 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:16,527 I'm sure we could get you a percentage of the door monthly. 361 00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,597 - Well would they have to do anything kinky? 362 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,766 - Only if they were in the kinky mood. 363 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,504 - Yeah, no thanks. 364 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,371 - What? 365 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:33,811 - Listen, I love you guys and all but you know me, 366 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,279 I have no interest in a straight club 367 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,014 with jocks and models. 368 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,183 - Yeah, yeah, I get that. 369 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,651 I respect it. 370 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,453 - But thanks for asking, it was really sweet of you. 371 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,722 - Mm-hmm, sure. 372 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,556 (gasping) 373 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,726 (intense music) 374 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,727 - What the hell? 375 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:55,366 - Fuck, we just got the electricity checked this week. 376 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:56,834 - [Rosie] Check it again brother. 377 00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,770 - There we go. 378 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,106 - Okay, this place is creepy as fuck. 379 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,374 Let's just get out of here. 380 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,942 - Oh, hold on a couple of minutes. 381 00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,012 I wanna show you guys the offices, okay? 382 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,281 I mean, Josie, I know you're out, 383 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,383 but the rest of you are still in, right? 384 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,752 - Dude, you're like the luckiest guy in the world. 385 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,421 Completely ridiculous shit that should blow up in your face 386 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,857 always seems to work out great for you, 387 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,826 so yeah, I'm definitely in. 388 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:25,029 - Yeah, you're one lucky fuck, that's for sure. 389 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,364 - I'm in bro. 390 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:30,535 - All right, this is gonna be fucking epic. 391 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,405 All right, let me show you your office. 392 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,440 - Let me see that bottle. 393 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:39,010 (Abby giggling) 394 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,579 (tense music) 395 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,129 You don't care about any old offices, do you? 396 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,367 - No. 397 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,636 - Let's go do some exploring of our own. 398 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,537 - [Abby] Okay. 399 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,548 - So, what do you guys think? 400 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,484 - Other than it's straight out of the 80's? 401 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,053 - Oh. 402 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,654 - No, I mean, it's got potential. 403 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,488 I mean, it does. 404 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:25,723 - I know, right? 405 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,491 No, I think we can make something really cool 406 00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:28,426 out of this place. 407 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,695 - Hey, where's Rick and Abby? 408 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,098 (tense music) 409 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,236 - Now this is what I call kinky. 410 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,538 - A little too kinky. 411 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:46,444 Let's keep going. 412 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:47,411 (giggling) 413 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,279 - Okay. 414 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,582 - Nope, come here, come here. 415 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,550 I think I see something. 416 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,485 - If you like this building, 417 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,121 you're gonna love my dad's boat. 418 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,056 - [Abby] Any excuse to be in a bikini. 419 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,359 - [Rick] Hey. 420 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:03,728 - Get in this. 421 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,564 (dramatic music) 422 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:09,734 - Let's keep going, 423 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:10,735 let's keep going. - Okay. 424 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:12,903 - Oh, what's in here? 425 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,109 Oh yeah. (giggling) 426 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,878 Oh, I can make this work. 427 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,415 - Looks like Steffen's dad's 428 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,317 already gotten himself established. 429 00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:29,553 Nice. 430 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,123 (tense music) 431 00:21:33,026 --> 00:21:35,059 Don't you look tasty. 432 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,327 - Give you any ideas? 433 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,662 - Oh, you give me lots of ideas. 434 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:38,896 Why don't you come over here 435 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,164 and let me show you what I'm thinking? 436 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,804 (shrieking and giggling) 437 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,139 - [Abby] You're so strong. 438 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:51,842 - I've got an idea. 439 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:56,080 - Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm. 440 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:56,947 Trust me. 441 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,217 - [Abby] I've never done this before. 442 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:01,919 - [Rick] Yeah, right. 443 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,823 - [Abby] Oh my goodness. 444 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:06,857 (giggling) 445 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:09,427 (tense music) 446 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,601 - Rough night? 447 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,839 - Just stupid night. 448 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:23,874 Or I'm stupid. 449 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,509 I'm probably stupid. 450 00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:27,178 - I doubt that. 451 00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,081 (electricity whirring) 452 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,883 (dramatic music) 453 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:46,063 - We are almost at a point where they can do most anything. 454 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,801 You see Mr. NFL over there? 455 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,203 We've got prototypes in the lab 456 00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,572 that's going to make the NLF obsolete. 457 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:56,707 - [Josie] Weird. 458 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:02,913 - In every way, everywhere, humans are the problem. 459 00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,916 But robotics is gonna change all of that. 460 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:09,320 We're just taking it out of the hands of the humans. 461 00:23:09,322 --> 00:23:10,187 - Wow, 462 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:15,159 so, Skynet's going to become self aware 463 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,861 and start a nuclear holocaust 464 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:19,230 and get rid of the pesky humans? 465 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:23,601 - Okay, come on, that's a movie. 466 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,036 - You are a scary little shit. 467 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:28,406 You are. 468 00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:29,306 - Shut up. 469 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:33,944 No but seriously though, you have no idea. 470 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,680 (intense music) 471 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,287 - Hey, we could go to that control room 472 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:44,188 and look for Rick. 473 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,022 We could use the- 474 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,224 - Doc, just let it go. 475 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,393 They'll show up at some point. 476 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:51,228 - So Steph? - Hmm? 477 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,463 - You really think your dad's 478 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:55,065 just gonna like give you this building? 479 00:23:55,067 --> 00:23:56,600 (laughing) 480 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:59,069 I mean, he's not the most supportive guy in the world. 481 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,039 - Body's a temple. 482 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:09,046 - Nope, nope, so far he's told me, "No," 483 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,048 "what do you know about running a club?" 484 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:14,752 And, "You got no idea what you're getting yourself into 485 00:24:14,754 --> 00:24:15,786 "with this place." 486 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:16,620 (Rosie snickering) 487 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:17,455 - Sounds about right. 488 00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,489 Sounds pretty promising. 489 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:20,658 - What changes his mind? 490 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:24,328 My mom says it's not, 491 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,364 it's not the club idea, 492 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,966 it's like the building. 493 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,903 - It's this building, the one he just bought, okay. 494 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,473 - Yeah, he hates it. 495 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,277 (moaning) 496 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,679 - What was that? 497 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,615 I'm sure I heard something. 498 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:46,650 Rick, get this damn hat off of me. 499 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,285 - Uh-huh. 500 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,354 (dramatic music) 501 00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:53,057 - So dad grew up in this neighborhood, 502 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:54,758 like I was saying before. 503 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,529 And he always used to come to that kids TV show here. 504 00:24:58,531 --> 00:24:59,830 - The one that the puppets were a part of? 505 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,031 - [Steffen] Yeah. 506 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,833 - Must've been a really crappy show. 507 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:06,971 - Actually, no, there were some child killings 508 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:08,439 in this neighborhood. 509 00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:11,208 One of my dad's best friends went missing 510 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:13,410 and was never found. 511 00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:16,247 Yeah, my dad was the last person to see him. 512 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:17,715 He told people for awhile 513 00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,284 that the puppets from that TV show 514 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,386 were the ones that killed his friend. 515 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:23,521 - Killer puppets? 516 00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:25,756 That's a wild story man. 517 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,024 - No kidding. 518 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,560 - Yeah, it sounds like your dad saw something 519 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:31,929 and just turned it into something else. 520 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:33,397 - Probably. 521 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:35,666 My mom says those puppets come from the Masonic temple, 522 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,468 some archival vault. 523 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,970 Before that, no one really knows. 524 00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:42,540 - You know my mom volunteers at the theater over there. 525 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,342 She does say, in those archives, is some pretty dark shit. 526 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:47,511 - Yeah, like dark magic. 527 00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,513 - Yeah, masons are weird. 528 00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:54,251 My dad once spent years looking for some Masonic artifact. 529 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:57,187 Yeah, found out about that one from mom 530 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,323 when just out of the blue, for two months, 531 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,993 he was gone in someplace called Kandar. 532 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:04,194 - Kandar? 533 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:05,629 What the hell is that? 534 00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:07,364 - Wait, is that a city? 535 00:26:07,366 --> 00:26:09,767 - No, it's not a city. 536 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:13,537 My mom said it's like a European ruins, or a castle. 537 00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:15,372 - Okay, okay, so what the hell 538 00:26:15,374 --> 00:26:17,841 he need some Masonic artifact for? 539 00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:19,944 - I don't know man. 540 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,646 To amplify something of something. 541 00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:24,448 I really don't know. 542 00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:27,251 - How does your mom know all of this? 543 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,819 - My dad's a mason. 544 00:26:28,821 --> 00:26:30,888 Pretty high up actually. 545 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,824 - Okay, what does he say? 546 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,593 - He says nothing. 547 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:36,994 (screaming) 548 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,228 - There! 549 00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:39,930 That was not here when we came in. 550 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,066 - You're just high. 551 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,101 - Josie, did you see that puppet when we came in here? 552 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,470 - No, I absolutely did not. 553 00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:49,306 (dramatic music) 554 00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:56,614 (laughing) 555 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:57,848 - [Rick] Yeah. 556 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,555 (gasping) 557 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,027 (dramatic music) 558 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,596 - Hey baby. 559 00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:16,166 (screaming and shrieking) 560 00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:21,071 Okay boys, let's get this kinky bitch outta here. 561 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:23,907 (dramatic music) 562 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:29,213 (Abby crying out) 563 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,990 - Must be some old commercial for the show. 564 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:40,824 (singing on TV) 565 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:43,127 - Yeah, that make sense. 566 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:45,663 - No, okay, that does not make sense. 567 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:48,365 Let's see, your theory is that this TV 568 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:52,136 just turned on by itself and a commercial from 50 years ago 569 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,537 just started playing? 570 00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:56,140 - Well, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 571 00:27:56,142 --> 00:28:00,044 - Well, no, that shouldn't happen, for sure. 572 00:28:00,046 --> 00:28:01,345 - Okay, but what's your theory? 573 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,480 - I don't have one, that's my point. 574 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:05,883 - She doesn't have a theory numb nuts. 575 00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:09,053 That shouldn't happen, ever, period. 576 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,256 (yelling on TV) 577 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:15,092 (dramatic music) 578 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:19,196 (muffled gasping) 579 00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,537 - I hate these fucking puppets. 580 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:27,471 What are they? 581 00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:29,940 Nothing but wood and weird. 582 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:30,841 - Hey, shhh. 583 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,144 Did you guys hear something? 584 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:35,813 - No. 585 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:37,815 - [Doc] Maybe. 586 00:28:39,452 --> 00:28:40,684 - Now I'm hearing things. 587 00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:41,819 What do you say we get out of here? 588 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:42,753 - Yeah, I'm beat. 589 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:46,890 - [Doc] Now what? 590 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,926 - Yo Stef, this building's got issue bro. 591 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:52,229 (music playing on TV) ¶ It's the Handy Dandy Show. ¶ 592 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,199 ¶ Handy Dandy show ¶ 593 00:28:56,736 --> 00:29:00,704 - Hey, how is that TV still on with no power? 594 00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:01,972 - Oh, I don't wanna know. 595 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,273 - You saw it, you just saw it move. 596 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:04,274 - I ain't seen nothing. 597 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:05,542 (music playing on TV) 598 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:07,244 ¶ That's why it's the Handy Dandy ¶ 599 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,079 - Killer ghost puppets. - Funny. 600 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,749 Let's just get out to the hallway 601 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,283 and we'll figure it out from there. 602 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:14,318 - [Rosie] Yeah, then we'll be able to see out there, 603 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,819 sort of. 604 00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:16,920 - [Doc] Okay well it's clear that something not so good 605 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,188 is happening here. 606 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,623 - Right, so let's get the hell out. 607 00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:23,660 (music playing on TV) ¶ It's the Handy Dandy show ¶ 608 00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:26,396 (intense music) 609 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,073 - It looks like the lights are on downstairs. 610 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,407 - Okay, good, let's go that way. 611 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:38,475 - Hey, hey, hey, slow down. 612 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:39,910 Remember, the staircase turns. 613 00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:40,878 - [Rosie] Oh shit. 614 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,148 No, I think someone just touched me man. 615 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:45,682 - Come on, we can just go. 616 00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:46,517 We're almost there. 617 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:47,818 (Doc shrieking) 618 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,052 - [Josie] Shit, where are the lights? 619 00:29:49,054 --> 00:29:51,021 - [Rosie] Something just grabbed my ankle. 620 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,456 - [Josie] Oh stop. 621 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:53,390 - [Steffen] What? 622 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,528 - That looks like a trip wire. 623 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:58,862 - What the fuck? 624 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,800 - This pretty much proves it. Somebody is in here with us. 625 00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,034 - [Rosie] This is so fucked. 626 00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:05,035 I mean, who the hell could be in here man? 627 00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:06,436 - Can we even get to the door? 628 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:09,173 What if this whole place is booby trapped? 629 00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:11,141 - Who the hell would set up a booby trap Stef? 630 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,744 - Don't look at me, my dad just bought this fucking place. 631 00:30:13,746 --> 00:30:16,380 It's not like I got a special connection. 632 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:17,781 Jesus Rosie. 633 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,285 - Is everyone okay? 634 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,554 Let's just get to the door. 635 00:30:23,556 --> 00:30:25,222 - All right, everyone, slowly. 636 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,393 - Wait, wait, what about Rick and Abby? 637 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:30,861 - Fuck Rick and Abby. 638 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,029 Let's just get out of here safe. 639 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,230 We'll send someone for them. 640 00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:34,731 - Doc, Doc, please. 641 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:37,301 - We can't just stand here in a little bunch, okay? 642 00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:39,870 We're an easy target if somebody's in here with us. 643 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,173 - Listen man, this is your hell hole, 644 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,508 you just lead the way bro. 645 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:48,912 - Okay fine and we gotta get through my dad's cars, okay, 646 00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:50,214 to get to that door. 647 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:52,983 Just don't fuck up his cars, please. 648 00:30:54,587 --> 00:30:55,619 All right, let's go. 649 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:58,021 - Doc, 650 00:30:58,023 --> 00:30:58,856 you coming? 651 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:01,725 - [Steffen] Come on Doc. 652 00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:04,294 (tense music) 653 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,811 - Mr. Jolly, as I live and breathe. 654 00:31:57,316 --> 00:31:58,181 - For now. 655 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:01,585 You bought the studio. 656 00:32:02,454 --> 00:32:03,954 It's a strange choice. 657 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,491 Sentimental memories? 658 00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:10,060 (light music) 659 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:14,164 - I spent my whole life preparing to see you again. 660 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:21,905 Now that I see you, I still can't believe you're alive. 661 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:25,442 Know that I have come here defended. 662 00:32:29,415 --> 00:32:31,882 - Oh Richard, Richard. 663 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:35,352 I'm a 200 year old dark magician 664 00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:37,287 with a family of killer puppets. 665 00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,324 I'm sure whatever defense you brought, 666 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:41,258 it's not enough. 667 00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:45,929 So you found the twin. 668 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:51,868 Hmm, I suppose the jewel is bonded to you hmm? 669 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:54,471 That's a pity. 670 00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:57,674 I spent a long time looking for this. 671 00:32:59,712 --> 00:33:01,778 But I found the bigger prize. 672 00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:03,580 - You found the Kandarian artifact? 673 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:06,683 It's real? 674 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,953 In the ruins? 675 00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:13,623 - The traveler's power resides safely with me. 676 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:16,727 (mysterious music) 677 00:33:16,729 --> 00:33:17,694 - And the dagger? 678 00:33:22,868 --> 00:33:24,334 You didn't find it, did you? 679 00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:27,471 It wasn't with the artifact. 680 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:34,778 And without it, the artifact's power is useless. 681 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,279 - Oh is that what your research 682 00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:38,348 at the local library told you? 683 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:41,852 Boy, you're out of your depth. 684 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:46,456 You trust me, when the time comes, even without the dagger, 685 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:49,226 the Kandarian artifact will have power enough. 686 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,797 - Did you ever consider how you ended up here, 687 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:55,599 in Detroit? 688 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:02,472 I mean, you were in Scotland, London, 689 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:03,807 the Grand Lodge in New York. 690 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:06,109 - Have you been putting your little library card 691 00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:07,811 to good use? 692 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,579 - Chicago until the fire. 693 00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:17,254 And it just so happens, the world's largest Masonic lodge 694 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:18,789 is three blocks from here. 695 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:23,360 You were drawn here Jolly. 696 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:26,329 (mysterious music) 697 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,266 This ends tonight. 698 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:34,538 You will not succeed and you will not survive. 699 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:36,540 - Really Richard? 700 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:39,910 You must learn to recognize your betters. 701 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:43,647 - Yeah, okay, well cut me loose. 702 00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:45,215 Let's see who will win: 703 00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:46,983 the man, or the monster. 704 00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:50,320 - Smart money's always on the monster, son. 705 00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:56,626 Do you know a person's character is fully formed 706 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:57,461 by the age of eight? 707 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:58,295 Did you know that? 708 00:34:58,297 --> 00:34:59,196 The age of eight. 709 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,600 How old were you when your friend was attacked? 710 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:05,502 How old were you when you left him to die 711 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:06,903 in a dark field? 712 00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:08,839 How old were you, coward, when you ran away, 713 00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:11,374 ran away, ran away, ran away? 714 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:13,210 - I was eight you fucker! 715 00:35:13,212 --> 00:35:15,512 - Watch your language. 716 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:16,546 The children. 717 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,585 I had a child who was a coward once. 718 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,187 I'd let him live. 719 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:27,224 I regret that. 720 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,926 - You killed so many children. 721 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,063 My friends. 722 00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:36,833 I remember every name. 723 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:38,568 - We did boy. 724 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,504 Gossipy boy. 725 00:35:40,506 --> 00:35:44,441 Naughty boy with your tattling tongue. 726 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:46,943 So insistent with your stories of killer puppets 727 00:35:46,945 --> 00:35:48,378 that people began to take you seriously. 728 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,180 It was quite annoying. 729 00:35:50,182 --> 00:35:52,048 - My pleasure. 730 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:54,050 - You made me kill myself. 731 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:56,086 I had to stage a muerte de scene 732 00:35:56,088 --> 00:35:58,555 to rid myself of the authorities because of you. 733 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,058 - But how? 734 00:36:03,428 --> 00:36:05,896 I talked to the cop who cut you down from the catch rack. 735 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,332 - Illusion, illusion. 736 00:36:10,235 --> 00:36:11,134 All 737 00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:13,303 is illusion. 738 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:17,040 (mysterious music) 739 00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:20,477 My puppets and I have waited 50 years for this night 740 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,045 to right the scales. 741 00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:26,116 So yes, you are right. 742 00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:30,887 Tonight is the night that we end this, as you say. 743 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:35,325 - So you're going to use me as a sacrifice 744 00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:36,760 for your blood ritual? 745 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:38,929 - No, 746 00:36:41,133 --> 00:36:42,532 I need you to watch. 747 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:46,770 - Watch, why? 748 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,539 - To hurt you. 749 00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:54,177 - You want me watch you kill another child? 750 00:36:54,179 --> 00:36:58,515 - Not just another child, your child. 751 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,150 - Steffen? 752 00:37:00,152 --> 00:37:01,017 - He's here. 753 00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:05,188 - Don't you lay a hand on him you motherfucker! 754 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:09,793 Okay, look, I'm sorry. 755 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,095 Do what you want to me, 756 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,131 but don't take his life. 757 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,270 - It's already done. 758 00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:23,607 (tense music) 759 00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:25,075 - You killed Steffen? 760 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,245 Steffen is dead? 761 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,881 Answer me! 762 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:34,317 (gasping) 763 00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:37,153 (dramatic music) 764 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,028 (rodents squeaking) 765 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,666 - [Doc] All right. 766 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,102 Shoot, oh Jesus. 767 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:55,739 - Hey Rosie, just stay close man. 768 00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:58,208 - Yeah, I think the door's over this way. 769 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:02,512 - I mean, this is okay. 770 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:06,316 My eyes are adjusting to it. 771 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:08,618 I cannot wait to get home. 772 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,420 This day has been fucked. 773 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:12,555 - I think I found it, I found the door. 774 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:14,791 (banging) 775 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:18,028 Somebody must have locked it from the other side. 776 00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,562 Fuck! 777 00:38:19,564 --> 00:38:23,233 - Like I said, somebody is definitely in here with us. 778 00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:25,402 - And they definitely don't want us to leave. 779 00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:26,836 - Shit. 780 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:28,705 What should we do? 781 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:30,907 (Doc sobbing) 782 00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:32,375 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 783 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,177 You don't have to figure this out by yourself, okay? 784 00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:36,613 - Well I sure as shit don't have a plan. 785 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:38,915 - Well there's windows, can't we just climb out of a window? 786 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:42,018 - Steel roll down cages Josie, it's fucking Detroit. 787 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,320 - Are you fucking kidding me? 788 00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:45,822 - No, we got them reinforced last week. 789 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,324 - [Rosie] Shit. 790 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:48,258 (shrieking) 791 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:50,327 - What the hell is that? 792 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:54,064 - Guys, that only leaves up, huh? 793 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,133 - Yeah, the roof, let's go. 794 00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:58,902 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 795 00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:00,403 This is all wrong. 796 00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:02,605 You honestly think that whoever's sealed the door 797 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:05,375 and killed the lights just forgot about the roof? 798 00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:06,309 Really? 799 00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:07,777 They just slipped their minds? 800 00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:09,279 - Yeah, maybe. 801 00:39:09,281 --> 00:39:12,282 - We are in trouble Stef, real trouble, all right? 802 00:39:12,284 --> 00:39:15,352 So we need a plan, we need a working plan, all right? 803 00:39:15,354 --> 00:39:16,853 So everyone just shut the fuck up 804 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,855 and let's figure something out, okay? 805 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:19,789 - Okay. 806 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:21,991 (dramatic music) 807 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,961 - First, we need weapons. 808 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,797 (dramatic music) 809 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:33,837 (gasping and shrieking) 810 00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:41,177 (rock music) 811 00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:45,382 (puppet laughing) 812 00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:59,362 - Ladies, don't you look lovely tonight. 813 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,065 - Ah Handy. 814 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:03,700 - What's the matter sweetheart? 815 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:07,637 You did real good work girls. 816 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:09,706 She looks so much better. 817 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:12,075 Not as pretty as you two of course. 818 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:15,979 (muffled yelling and sobbing) 819 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:22,719 What's a matter girly? 820 00:40:22,721 --> 00:40:25,455 (intense music) 821 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:34,297 (Abby sobbing) 822 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:40,136 Oh that's just our Mr. Jolly. 823 00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:44,007 He likes to make the kids, the young and the old, 824 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:45,642 real real happy. 825 00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:49,012 Are you happy model? 826 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,314 (muffled shrieking) 827 00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:53,917 Didn't I hear her say she was a model before? 828 00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:00,190 (giggling) 829 00:41:00,192 --> 00:41:01,257 I don't see it. 830 00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:02,725 She could use some work. 831 00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:08,965 ¶ Ya da da da da da da ¶ 832 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,533 ¶ Ya da da da da ¶ (muffled screaming) 833 00:41:10,535 --> 00:41:13,336 (puppet laughing) 834 00:41:13,338 --> 00:41:15,939 ¶ Ya da da da ¶ 835 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:19,309 (Abby moaning) 836 00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:22,846 ¶ Da da da da ¶ (Abby screaming) ¶ 837 00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:24,914 Look girls, she's so happy. 838 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,516 She's so happy, she's crying. 839 00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:29,786 (sobbing) 840 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:32,722 You're supposed to be happy. 841 00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:36,759 Smile for me, smile for your little buddy Handy. 842 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:38,795 Smile and I'll make it all stop. 843 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,465 (gasping and sobbing) 844 00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:44,601 (clicking tongue) 845 00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:47,237 That was pretty shitty. 846 00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,972 Let's see if I can help. 847 00:41:48,974 --> 00:41:51,674 (intense music) 848 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:55,845 (screaming) 849 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:56,913 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 850 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:03,253 Well, maybe I can do better on the other side. 851 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:06,055 (groaning) 852 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,624 (muffled sobbing and yelling) 853 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:10,727 You know, I'm only doing this for you. 854 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:13,196 You gotta look your best for them pageants. 855 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:16,199 How you gonna win without a great smile? 856 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:18,434 (sobbing) 857 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:22,839 Done. 858 00:42:22,841 --> 00:42:26,476 (Abby sobbing and yelling) 859 00:42:27,612 --> 00:42:30,280 I think this calls for some selfies. 860 00:42:30,282 --> 00:42:32,415 Say cheese. - Cheese! 861 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:34,083 - That goes for you too model. 862 00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:36,252 Cheese! 863 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:38,588 (giggling) 864 00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:41,424 - Wow. 865 00:42:41,426 --> 00:42:43,760 - Eh, whatever. 866 00:42:43,762 --> 00:42:46,296 Sorry to bore you girls, but some people 867 00:42:46,298 --> 00:42:50,199 will just never be happy, no matter how hard you try. 868 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:51,234 (muffled sobbing) 869 00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:53,937 (intense music) 870 00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:59,809 - Okay you're suggesting that we're being attacked 871 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:01,244 by kids' show puppets? 872 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:03,680 - No, Josie, I'm not suggestions 873 00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:05,415 we're being attacked by puppets. 874 00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:08,284 I am suggesting that there might be someone in here 875 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:09,786 who's seriously fucking with us, 876 00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:11,187 who might control the puppets. 877 00:43:11,189 --> 00:43:12,255 - That's ridiculous okay? 878 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:13,356 They are made of wood. 879 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:15,158 There's no mechanisms whatsoever. 880 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,526 - Oh really Doc, then what the fuck 881 00:43:16,528 --> 00:43:17,827 do you think is about to happen? 882 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,195 - I don't know. 883 00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:20,697 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 884 00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:22,131 Does this car still run? 885 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:24,634 Let's just use it to ram the door. 886 00:43:24,636 --> 00:43:27,403 - It might, but my dad will fucking kill me. 887 00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:29,372 - Are you kidding me right now? 888 00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:31,674 Stephan, look around us, we are fucked. 889 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,142 - Okay, you guys, we go to the roof, 890 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:35,378 we get a signal, we call the cops, huh? 891 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:36,679 - That is not going to work. 892 00:43:36,681 --> 00:43:38,147 - Why, what's your big idea Doc? 893 00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:40,016 - I say that we find Rick and Abby 894 00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:41,884 and we increase our numbers. 895 00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:43,620 - Fuck, I feel like a sitting duck here. 896 00:43:43,622 --> 00:43:44,988 Can we just fucking move? 897 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:46,456 - [Rosie] Let's. - You good with that Doc? 898 00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,358 - Yes, please. 899 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,660 Shit, Josie, are you okay? 900 00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:53,630 (mysterious music) 901 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:34,831 (laughing) 902 00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:37,333 (rock music) 903 00:45:41,473 --> 00:45:43,806 (laughing) 904 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:58,521 (dramatic music) 905 00:46:40,665 --> 00:46:41,831 - There they are, see? 906 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:42,765 I told you. 907 00:46:42,767 --> 00:46:44,433 - Hey, hey, where are you going? 908 00:46:44,435 --> 00:46:45,935 - I'm going to get Rick. 909 00:46:45,937 --> 00:46:48,137 - You have no idea what's down there. Could be a huge trap. 910 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,372 - Let me go Josie. 911 00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:51,474 - Doc, the basement's a goddamn dead end. 912 00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:53,509 - You do not know that it's any more dangerous down there 913 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:54,744 than it is right here. 914 00:46:54,746 --> 00:46:56,779 - No, we need to do what Rosie and I just said. 915 00:46:56,781 --> 00:46:58,447 - I think our best bet is the cars. 916 00:46:58,449 --> 00:46:59,949 - Plowing through the wall is not gonna work. 917 00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,684 - No, we gotta go to the fucking roof. 918 00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:02,885 - I'm done talking about this. 919 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:04,887 I am going downstairs. 920 00:47:04,889 --> 00:47:06,155 Anybody coming with me? 921 00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:07,690 - It's so stupid to split up right now. 922 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,660 - I'll yell if I need help. 923 00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:12,595 - No one's gonna fucking hear you, it's so huge. 924 00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:13,830 - Yeah. 925 00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:15,498 - Well then I guess that's my problem. 926 00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:20,970 - I'm going to the cars. 927 00:47:20,972 --> 00:47:22,371 - Fucking idiots. 928 00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:25,374 (mysterious music) 929 00:47:28,246 --> 00:47:29,145 - Shit. 930 00:47:31,783 --> 00:47:32,682 You guys? 931 00:47:34,652 --> 00:47:36,686 Of course there's more to this building 932 00:47:37,856 --> 00:47:39,121 Hey you guys? 933 00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:45,261 Hey you guys, I think we're ready to go. 934 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:47,730 (dark music) 935 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,900 Hey, Rick? 936 00:47:53,304 --> 00:47:54,203 Abby? 937 00:47:55,139 --> 00:47:57,974 (dramatic music) 938 00:47:59,043 --> 00:47:59,942 Abby? 939 00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:05,114 This isn't funny. 940 00:48:09,153 --> 00:48:10,486 Guys it's Doc. 941 00:48:12,156 --> 00:48:14,123 If you hear me, say something. 942 00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:16,926 (dramatic music) 943 00:48:20,164 --> 00:48:21,063 Rick? 944 00:48:21,866 --> 00:48:22,765 Abby? 945 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,370 Goddamn it. 946 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:30,873 You guys down here? 947 00:48:33,444 --> 00:48:35,912 (rock music) 948 00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:38,481 We're ready to go. 949 00:48:41,819 --> 00:48:42,718 Shit! 950 00:48:46,057 --> 00:48:47,623 - Shit, so where to now? 951 00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:50,026 - I don't know man. 952 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:53,729 I think there's like a stairway, 953 00:48:53,731 --> 00:48:55,231 might be a door on the left or something. 954 00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:57,366 - What you do mean, you think? 955 00:48:57,368 --> 00:48:59,235 - My dad just bought the fucking place, all right? 956 00:48:59,237 --> 00:49:02,238 If it's not on the left, it'll be up on the right. 957 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,205 - Mm-hmm. 958 00:49:03,207 --> 00:49:04,240 Yeah, this goes up. 959 00:49:08,513 --> 00:49:11,981 All right y'all, we coming this way. 960 00:49:11,983 --> 00:49:16,585 We got big long wrenches, we gonna smash your ass to pieces. 961 00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:17,787 - What the fuck are you doing Rosie? 962 00:49:17,789 --> 00:49:19,555 - I'm scaring them away. 963 00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:20,790 - Good idea. 964 00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:22,358 - Well it's better than your idea. 965 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,393 "I think the exit's on the left." 966 00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:25,394 Please. 967 00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:26,295 - Fuck you man. 968 00:49:27,765 --> 00:49:29,065 Shh, hear that? 969 00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,667 (mysterious music) 970 00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:32,935 - Stop it, man. 971 00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:35,304 - Let's get the fuck outta here. 972 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,807 (rock music) 973 00:49:55,893 --> 00:49:56,792 - Shit, 974 00:49:57,628 --> 00:49:59,128 come on. 975 00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:00,029 Come on! 976 00:50:00,898 --> 00:50:03,265 (intense music) 977 00:50:03,267 --> 00:50:05,167 - Ain't gonna start honey. 978 00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:08,104 - I'm not having a conversation with a fucking puppet. 979 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:12,241 - Oh you'll keep talking to this fucking puppet. 980 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:13,476 - Yeah well if the guy that's controlling you 981 00:50:13,478 --> 00:50:15,644 wants to come out and face me like a man. 982 00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:19,949 (gasping) 983 00:50:19,951 --> 00:50:21,784 - Nobody controls me bitch. 984 00:50:21,786 --> 00:50:24,620 (dramatic music) 985 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:32,495 (Doc whimpering and gasping) 986 00:50:33,398 --> 00:50:35,164 - Rick. 987 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:37,633 (whimpering) 988 00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:41,670 Rick. 989 00:50:41,672 --> 00:50:43,839 (sobbing) 990 00:50:43,841 --> 00:50:46,409 Oh my God. 991 00:50:46,411 --> 00:50:47,643 (sad music) 992 00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:49,245 Rick, 993 00:50:49,247 --> 00:50:50,112 oh my God. 994 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:54,483 We're in trouble. 995 00:50:54,485 --> 00:50:57,186 (crying loudly) 996 00:51:01,492 --> 00:51:03,959 (whimpering) 997 00:51:08,199 --> 00:51:11,033 (dramatic music) 998 00:51:12,603 --> 00:51:14,136 - Hey, what's up Doc? 999 00:51:15,039 --> 00:51:17,440 (screaming) 1000 00:51:19,043 --> 00:51:22,445 - Boy she sure has a set of lungs on her. 1001 00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:25,314 Almost as loud as her boyfriend. 1002 00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:26,782 - Boyfriend? 1003 00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:29,318 What about that blonde we found him boffing in the basement? 1004 00:51:30,388 --> 00:51:33,255 Oh my eyes, my eyes, I can't see! 1005 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,925 Oh, what have you done to me you crazy bitch? 1006 00:51:35,927 --> 00:51:38,894 Ow, it burns, it burns, it burns, it it burns. 1007 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,400 (laughing) 1008 00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:45,801 That's the funniest fucking thing 1009 00:51:45,803 --> 00:51:47,670 anyone's tried on me in years. 1010 00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,672 I'm made of wood you stupid bitch. 1011 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:51,107 I thought you were the smart one. 1012 00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:52,975 That's why I sent for you. 1013 00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:55,778 (dramatic music) 1014 00:51:58,883 --> 00:52:00,649 - Spray her. 1015 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:05,087 (Doc screaming) 1016 00:52:05,089 --> 00:52:06,388 - Go tie her up. 1017 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,926 - Oh man, see? 1018 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:14,830 Right where I told ya. 1019 00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:17,299 - Yeah, let's hope the roof ain't locked though. 1020 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,801 - I think we're gonna make it Rosie. 1021 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:20,035 - Yeah, I hope so. 1022 00:52:22,773 --> 00:52:24,673 Yo, I can see the door. 1023 00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:27,209 - Let's go for it. 1024 00:52:27,211 --> 00:52:28,811 - Let's get the fuck outta here. 1025 00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:31,647 (dramatic music) 1026 00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:36,485 - Rosie? 1027 00:52:37,588 --> 00:52:38,521 Rosie! 1028 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,623 Rosie, Rosie, can you hear me? 1029 00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:41,524 Shit. 1030 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,527 Rosie, shit. 1031 00:52:44,529 --> 00:52:47,329 Rosie, Rosie, oh shit, shit. 1032 00:52:49,634 --> 00:52:51,433 Oh this is not good. 1033 00:52:51,435 --> 00:52:54,136 (gasping) 1034 00:52:54,138 --> 00:52:56,472 - There's a lot of you little fuckers, aren't there? 1035 00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:01,944 - So what's your plan here Josie? 1036 00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:03,445 You gonna come at me? 1037 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:06,115 Beat me into saw dust with that wrench? 1038 00:53:06,117 --> 00:53:09,218 You gonna do all of that before my man here 1039 00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,053 chops up your one good leg? 1040 00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:12,855 - Who the fuck's running this show? 1041 00:53:14,325 --> 00:53:15,558 What do you want? 1042 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,126 - It's all part of the game babe. 1043 00:53:17,128 --> 00:53:19,361 You gotta do what the man wants. 1044 00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:22,231 We've been waiting a long time for this night. 1045 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,200 - When's your puppet master gonna show himself? 1046 00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:26,835 - Listen bitch, I already told you, 1047 00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:28,370 I got no master. 1048 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:29,538 I work for the man. 1049 00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:33,542 He don't control me, I have free puppet will. 1050 00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,377 You see any strings on me? 1051 00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:38,013 Anybody in the shadows got their hand up my ass? 1052 00:53:38,015 --> 00:53:38,847 No. 1053 00:53:38,849 --> 00:53:39,915 - Did I hit a nerve? 1054 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:43,752 You just got someone fisting your ass all day, don't ya? 1055 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:46,055 You're just somebody's little bitch. 1056 00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:47,056 - Fuck you. 1057 00:53:50,094 --> 00:53:51,360 - Yippee ki yay what? 1058 00:53:51,362 --> 00:53:53,662 Looks like we got ourselves a big one. 1059 00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:56,465 (dramatic music) 1060 00:53:59,604 --> 00:54:00,769 (engine revving) 1061 00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:03,706 (wheels squealing) 1062 00:54:07,545 --> 00:54:09,845 - Start you little bastard. 1063 00:54:12,183 --> 00:54:14,984 There's no reason for this. 1064 00:54:14,986 --> 00:54:17,820 (dramatic music) 1065 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,930 (mysterious music) 1066 00:54:33,137 --> 00:54:34,403 - [Mr. Jolly] It won't work here. 1067 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,304 - Shit. 1068 00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:38,307 - Your device, 1069 00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:41,076 it won't work here. 1070 00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:42,945 - What's with the mask? 1071 00:54:44,315 --> 00:54:47,016 Are you the one who's been doing this shit to us tonight? 1072 00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:52,321 - I suppose you could say I'm your host. 1073 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:57,860 - My father owns this building, 1074 00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:02,231 so I guess you could say you're my trespasser. 1075 00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:04,266 - Dear boy, 1076 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:07,169 after all I've done 1077 00:55:07,171 --> 00:55:11,507 to make your evening entertaining and jolly. 1078 00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:14,476 (mysterious music) 1079 00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:17,579 - Don't tell me you're Mr. Jolly? 1080 00:55:18,416 --> 00:55:19,648 - At your service. 1081 00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:21,650 - You're dead. 1082 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:24,186 - Life is but energy. 1083 00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:28,691 Control energy, control life. 1084 00:55:29,927 --> 00:55:33,295 - Listen, I don't care who you think you are. 1085 00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:35,631 If you're the one who's been pulling this shit tonight, 1086 00:55:35,633 --> 00:55:37,533 you're fucked in the head man. 1087 00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:39,134 You think this is funny or something? 1088 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:43,305 My friends are freaked out beyond belief you old fuck. 1089 00:55:43,307 --> 00:55:46,742 My one friend just broke his goddamn leg in the steps 1090 00:55:46,744 --> 00:55:48,844 because of the bullshit you're pulling. 1091 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,512 - My puppets love to play. 1092 00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:53,916 Look, beautiful. 1093 00:55:56,153 --> 00:55:57,152 Blood moon. 1094 00:55:59,156 --> 00:56:00,456 Super they say. 1095 00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:04,760 An exhilarating view. 1096 00:56:09,734 --> 00:56:13,135 You can almost see the temple from here. 1097 00:56:14,138 --> 00:56:15,137 - You're a mason? 1098 00:56:16,974 --> 00:56:19,308 - Everything means something to a mason. 1099 00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:22,845 - You, here tonight, 1100 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,315 that means something. 1101 00:56:26,317 --> 00:56:29,385 - Buddy, I don't have time to chat, okay? 1102 00:56:29,387 --> 00:56:32,254 My friend is in trouble and you seem to have caused it. 1103 00:56:32,256 --> 00:56:33,922 I need to go give him some help. 1104 00:56:35,025 --> 00:56:36,959 - Where are your other friends? 1105 00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:39,962 (mysterious music) 1106 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,030 - What? 1107 00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:42,898 I don't know. 1108 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:45,200 - That's not good. 1109 00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:51,740 A man should know where his friends are. 1110 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,477 Bad things could happen. 1111 00:56:55,479 --> 00:56:58,280 (dramatic music) 1112 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,219 (electricity buzzing) 1113 00:57:04,221 --> 00:57:05,154 Good boy. 1114 00:57:05,156 --> 00:57:06,722 - Get the fuck off me clown. 1115 00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:11,160 You and those fucking puppets have gotten us into this. 1116 00:57:11,162 --> 00:57:14,229 You're gonna help me get my friend downstairs, 1117 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:17,499 unlock that fucking door so I can take him to the hospital. 1118 00:57:17,501 --> 00:57:18,901 Do you understand? 1119 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,870 - Masons are magicians, did you know that? 1120 00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:23,639 - Bullshit. 1121 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:27,309 My dad's a mason, he's no magician. 1122 00:57:28,379 --> 00:57:29,845 - He's quite rich isn't he? 1123 00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:32,481 - Yeah, so what? 1124 00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:35,250 He worked hard. 1125 00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:38,587 - Greed, it's a nasty vice. 1126 00:57:39,690 --> 00:57:41,757 Quite common among dark magicians. 1127 00:57:43,294 --> 00:57:44,193 Me, 1128 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,095 I'm greedy for life, 1129 00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:49,531 yours. 1130 00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:53,235 - Are you threatening me? 1131 00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:00,609 - You're braver than your father. 1132 00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:02,511 (intense music) 1133 00:58:02,513 --> 00:58:05,948 (electricity buzzing) 1134 00:58:05,950 --> 00:58:07,516 - What are you? 1135 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:10,252 (intense music) 1136 00:58:20,130 --> 00:58:21,396 - Control energy, 1137 00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:24,266 control life. 1138 00:58:26,537 --> 00:58:27,436 Children, 1139 00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:29,404 come. 1140 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:32,107 Bring the boy. 1141 00:58:36,547 --> 00:58:37,646 It's showtime. 1142 00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:40,382 (intense music) 1143 00:58:41,485 --> 00:58:45,120 Hello sugar, do we know what day it is? 1144 00:58:45,122 --> 00:58:50,192 That's right, it's the Handy Dandy day show, here we go. 1145 00:58:50,728 --> 00:58:53,061 (upbeat music) 1146 00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:56,798 ¶ It's the Handy Dandy show ¶ 1147 00:58:58,035 --> 00:58:58,901 - Stef? 1148 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:01,236 Stef, you alive man? 1149 00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:04,640 (groaning) 1150 00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:07,709 Wake the fuck up man. 1151 00:59:07,711 --> 00:59:09,678 We're in big fucking trouble. 1152 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,213 I mean, some sick shit man. 1153 00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:15,984 - All right, everybody ready? 1154 00:59:17,354 --> 00:59:19,321 Let's make this a great show. 1155 00:59:19,323 --> 00:59:20,522 One of our best. 1156 00:59:21,659 --> 00:59:22,991 What do you say? 1157 00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:24,092 - Hip hip hooray! 1158 00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:25,961 - Hooray. 1159 00:59:25,963 --> 00:59:26,795 (whooping) 1160 00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:27,963 - Hooray. 1161 00:59:27,965 --> 00:59:30,666 - [Speaker Voice] Places please, cue sound. 1162 00:59:30,668 --> 00:59:31,900 - Five, 1163 00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:33,101 four, 1164 00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:33,936 three. 1165 00:59:33,938 --> 00:59:35,704 (bell ringing) 1166 00:59:35,706 --> 00:59:38,340 - Boys and girls, welcome once again 1167 00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:42,044 to the Mr Jolly and Handy Dandy show. 1168 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:42,978 (puppet laughing) 1169 00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:44,246 (recording of children cheering) 1170 00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:47,115 Have we got a special show for you tonight. 1171 00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:50,686 And for our special studio audience Handy? 1172 00:59:51,488 --> 00:59:52,821 - That's right Mr. Jolly, 1173 00:59:52,823 --> 00:59:55,624 we've been working extra hard tonight. 1174 00:59:55,626 --> 00:59:58,427 (puppet laughing) 1175 00:59:58,429 --> 01:00:00,596 - Have you been having fun? 1176 01:00:00,598 --> 01:00:02,631 - Oh you know it Mr. Jolly. 1177 01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:04,733 The gang and I have been getting to know our friends 1178 01:00:04,735 --> 01:00:06,268 real well. 1179 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:10,706 - Well speaking of guest, let's meet them right now. 1180 01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:12,174 (recording of children cheering) 1181 01:00:12,176 --> 01:00:14,276 - What's this, some fucked up Howdy Doody ripoff? 1182 01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:15,444 This shit is insane. 1183 01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:18,647 Did you see what they did to Rick? 1184 01:00:20,684 --> 01:00:23,318 - Handy, why don't you do the honors? 1185 01:00:24,355 --> 01:00:26,288 - Certainly Mr. Jolly. 1186 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:31,360 In the tool shed we have the amazing, living, robot lady. 1187 01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:33,495 - Doc. 1188 01:00:33,497 --> 01:00:34,796 - Holy shit, let her go. 1189 01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:40,802 - Oh Handy, we probably should have explained the rules 1190 01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:44,306 more fully to our special guests. 1191 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:46,408 Nicky, would you please tell the boy 1192 01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:49,378 what's expected of them on our show? 1193 01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:52,614 - Don't speak unless you are spoken to. 1194 01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:58,053 There are consequences for breaking the rules. 1195 01:01:00,624 --> 01:01:01,623 - What consequences? 1196 01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:04,826 - What did I just tell you? 1197 01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:05,994 (dramatic music) 1198 01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:08,897 (muffled yelling) 1199 01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:13,368 (electricity pulsing) 1200 01:01:15,939 --> 01:01:16,972 - Good boys. 1201 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:20,575 And what would our show be, boys and girls, 1202 01:01:20,577 --> 01:01:22,511 without the peanut gallery? 1203 01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:25,047 But, I don't see them. 1204 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,082 Where could they be? 1205 01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:29,885 - We know Mr. Jolly. - We know Mr. Jolly. 1206 01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:31,586 We know, we know. 1207 01:01:31,588 --> 01:01:32,854 - [Female Puppet] We know Mr. Jolly. 1208 01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:34,222 (laughing) 1209 01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:37,125 (dramatic music) 1210 01:01:39,830 --> 01:01:43,198 - And last but not least, let's meet the newest member 1211 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,034 of our puppet family, shall we? 1212 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:48,270 Please welcome 1213 01:01:48,272 --> 01:01:49,371 Abby! 1214 01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:53,475 (recording of children cheering) 1215 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:57,479 - You're a monster. 1216 01:01:57,481 --> 01:02:00,182 (intense music) 1217 01:02:02,286 --> 01:02:05,353 (muffled screaming) 1218 01:02:07,524 --> 01:02:10,258 - Well boys and girls at home, it's game time. 1219 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,526 Let's play, shall we? 1220 01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:15,530 Let's meet our first contestant, Rosie. 1221 01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:17,432 Hi Rosie, are you having fun? 1222 01:02:17,434 --> 01:02:19,901 - Oh yeah, this freak show's a barrel of laughs. 1223 01:02:21,371 --> 01:02:23,004 - Well since you're an athletic fellow, 1224 01:02:23,006 --> 01:02:25,207 we have an athletic game for you. 1225 01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:26,441 So Rosie, 1226 01:02:27,277 --> 01:02:28,577 what do you say? 1227 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:32,714 - You killed Josie, freaking cut Rick's throat, 1228 01:02:32,716 --> 01:02:34,750 God knows what the hell you're doing to Doc and Abby, 1229 01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:36,118 I think that's enough man. 1230 01:02:37,020 --> 01:02:38,487 You had your jollies fucker. 1231 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:42,724 Who's ever left living, walk on out of here. 1232 01:02:42,726 --> 01:02:44,726 Let us go you sick old fuck. 1233 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:48,063 (recording of audience booing) 1234 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:50,799 (intense music) 1235 01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:54,202 - What's the matter Mr. Jolly? 1236 01:02:54,204 --> 01:02:55,036 - He's ruining everything. 1237 01:02:55,038 --> 01:02:56,271 He's ruining the show. 1238 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:57,572 He's ruining everything, we waited 50 years. 1239 01:02:57,574 --> 01:02:59,841 We all waited for this night, this one night. 1240 01:02:59,843 --> 01:03:03,745 And now he, he's ruining the show. 1241 01:03:03,747 --> 01:03:05,013 He's ruining everything Handy. 1242 01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,783 - It's a fuck enough. 1243 01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:10,819 Let us go. 1244 01:03:10,821 --> 01:03:12,487 - He won't play. 1245 01:03:12,489 --> 01:03:14,189 He says, "No." 1246 01:03:14,191 --> 01:03:15,791 He says, "No." 1247 01:03:15,793 --> 01:03:18,794 And Rosie says, "No means no." 1248 01:03:20,731 --> 01:03:23,865 - Oh well, I heard that's not what he says 1249 01:03:23,867 --> 01:03:26,201 to his little girlfriends. 1250 01:03:26,203 --> 01:03:28,503 (children laughing) - No? 1251 01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:29,738 - No. 1252 01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:32,974 He likes it rough, even if they don't. 1253 01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:35,610 In fact, I heard he- 1254 01:03:35,612 --> 01:03:38,280 (whispering) 1255 01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:40,215 - I have nothing to do with shit like that. 1256 01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:41,750 - Oh no? 1257 01:03:41,752 --> 01:03:43,785 - Fuck no, they all for themselves. 1258 01:03:43,787 --> 01:03:45,554 - 10 of you at once? 1259 01:03:48,826 --> 01:03:50,192 - Rosie? 1260 01:03:50,194 --> 01:03:51,426 Rosie? 1261 01:03:51,428 --> 01:03:52,994 - It's not like that. 1262 01:03:52,996 --> 01:03:54,763 - It's exactly like that. 1263 01:03:54,765 --> 01:03:56,932 - That's enough, let us go. - That's enough, let us go. 1264 01:03:56,934 --> 01:03:58,967 - That's enough, let us go. - That's enough, let us go. 1265 01:03:58,969 --> 01:04:01,102 (overlapping puppet voices) 1266 01:04:01,104 --> 01:04:02,971 (puppet laughing) 1267 01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:04,105 - Oh Handy, 1268 01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:08,944 you always know just what to say. 1269 01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:11,847 Good boy. 1270 01:04:13,116 --> 01:04:15,283 - Thank you Mr. Jolly. 1271 01:04:15,285 --> 01:04:17,519 Now, let's play. 1272 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:18,453 (recording of children cheering) 1273 01:04:18,455 --> 01:04:21,223 - Yes, right you are Handy. 1274 01:04:21,225 --> 01:04:23,158 Let's play the game. 1275 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,328 So Rosie, what do you say? 1276 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,564 - I'll play your stupid game, jackass. 1277 01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:32,767 - Hip hip hooray! - Hip hip hooray! 1278 01:04:32,769 --> 01:04:35,537 (puppets cheering) 1279 01:04:35,539 --> 01:04:38,840 - Nicky would you explain the rules please to Rosie? 1280 01:04:39,643 --> 01:04:41,243 - Certainly boss. 1281 01:04:41,245 --> 01:04:43,879 Contestant Rosie, all you have to do 1282 01:04:43,881 --> 01:04:47,282 is throw the ping-pong balls into the bucket. 1283 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:49,551 If you miss, you lose. 1284 01:04:49,553 --> 01:04:50,619 - What do I lose? 1285 01:04:50,621 --> 01:04:51,853 - Your hand. 1286 01:04:51,855 --> 01:04:54,756 But, good news, you got two of those. 1287 01:04:54,758 --> 01:04:56,524 You got two chances. 1288 01:04:56,526 --> 01:04:57,959 - Yeah, what happens if I do that? 1289 01:04:57,961 --> 01:05:00,028 - We don't slice Doc. 1290 01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:02,731 - How am I supposed to do this game? 1291 01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:05,233 I can't stand, remember? 1292 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,601 Your freaking puppets took care of that. 1293 01:05:06,603 --> 01:05:08,236 - We don't care, use the chair. 1294 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:09,204 - We don't care, 1295 01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,006 use the chair. - We don't care, 1296 01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:11,840 use the chair. 1297 01:05:11,842 --> 01:05:13,241 - Shut up. 1298 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,776 - Not a very nice guest. 1299 01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:17,679 - Hand me the damn ball. 1300 01:05:17,681 --> 01:05:19,114 - Music please. 1301 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:20,715 (dramatic music) 1302 01:05:20,717 --> 01:05:22,417 Drum roll please. 1303 01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:26,755 (drums rolling) 1304 01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:38,667 (recording of children cheering) 1305 01:05:38,669 --> 01:05:39,601 - Hey! 1306 01:05:39,603 --> 01:05:42,437 (dramatic music) 1307 01:05:48,345 --> 01:05:51,012 (recording of children cheering) 1308 01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:52,447 - Oh. 1309 01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:55,283 (dramatic music) 1310 01:05:56,787 --> 01:05:58,219 (audience booing) 1311 01:05:58,221 --> 01:05:59,688 - [Female Puppet] Uh oh. 1312 01:05:59,690 --> 01:06:02,357 (intense music) 1313 01:06:04,027 --> 01:06:05,527 - Give the man his prize. 1314 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,730 - No, get away from me. 1315 01:06:08,732 --> 01:06:11,032 (shouting) 1316 01:06:12,602 --> 01:06:15,103 (screaming and groaning) 1317 01:06:15,105 --> 01:06:17,906 (dramatic music) 1318 01:06:23,647 --> 01:06:26,614 - What a great contestant boys and girls. 1319 01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:28,249 Let's give him a hand. 1320 01:06:28,251 --> 01:06:29,150 (audience clapping) 1321 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:32,487 (puppet chuckling) 1322 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:36,825 Boys and girls, do we have a surprise for you. 1323 01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:41,363 A very special guest for our next game. 1324 01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:44,332 (mysterious music) 1325 01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:51,673 - Steffen, oh thank God. 1326 01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:55,310 - Our last game was so much fun boys and girls, 1327 01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:56,945 let's try another. 1328 01:06:56,947 --> 01:06:59,481 Steffen, it's your turn. 1329 01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:02,083 We're going to ask you a simple geography question 1330 01:07:02,085 --> 01:07:04,219 and Richard here will be the judge 1331 01:07:04,221 --> 01:07:06,021 of whether you're right or wrong. 1332 01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:08,023 If you're right, 1333 01:07:08,025 --> 01:07:12,127 then we'll just shoot some gas at Abby. 1334 01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:16,164 If you're wrong, we'll break something. 1335 01:07:17,034 --> 01:07:19,167 You got that Steffen? 1336 01:07:19,169 --> 01:07:20,068 - What? 1337 01:07:21,238 --> 01:07:22,270 What are you doing? 1338 01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:26,074 Look what you've done to these kids. 1339 01:07:26,076 --> 01:07:28,676 - My puppets love to play. 1340 01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:32,547 Handy Dandy? 1341 01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:34,616 Take it away. 1342 01:07:34,618 --> 01:07:36,551 - All right, you remember the rules, 1343 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:39,821 I ask a simple geography question and you have to answer. 1344 01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:41,723 The judge will decide if you're correct. 1345 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:44,559 And if so, Abby will get gassed. 1346 01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:48,463 If not, we'll, uh, we'll break your arm or something. 1347 01:07:48,465 --> 01:07:49,364 Ready? 1348 01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:55,837 Steffen, what is the capital city of Montana? 1349 01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:56,805 - What the hell? 1350 01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:00,241 Boise? 1351 01:08:01,445 --> 01:08:04,345 (audience laughing) 1352 01:08:04,347 --> 01:08:05,880 - Correct. 1353 01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:07,549 - Uh, not really. 1354 01:08:07,551 --> 01:08:08,883 It's Helena. 1355 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:10,385 Helena. 1356 01:08:10,387 --> 01:08:12,921 But a game's a game and the judge has ruled. 1357 01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:14,656 Sugar, hit the gas. 1358 01:08:14,658 --> 01:08:15,857 - [Sugar] Yeah. 1359 01:08:15,859 --> 01:08:18,326 (audience cheering and whistling) 1360 01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:21,796 (intense music) 1361 01:08:21,798 --> 01:08:23,398 - That's enough Sugar. 1362 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,866 We have more questions. 1363 01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:29,904 Mr. Soundbad, could you turn the sound up 1364 01:08:29,906 --> 01:08:31,873 on Abby for us please? 1365 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:34,709 (Abby screaming) 1366 01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,445 Okay, that's enough. 1367 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:38,713 Turn the sound down. 1368 01:08:41,351 --> 01:08:42,550 All right Steffen, 1369 01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:44,719 let's make this next round more interesting. 1370 01:08:44,721 --> 01:08:47,522 She can't take much more gas. 1371 01:08:47,524 --> 01:08:50,625 This time Richard, if Steffen is wrong, 1372 01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:54,596 we don't break something, 1373 01:08:54,598 --> 01:08:58,266 we take something. 1374 01:09:01,204 --> 01:09:03,037 Stop this, there's no point. 1375 01:09:03,039 --> 01:09:05,974 - Oh yes, there is boys and girls at home. 1376 01:09:05,976 --> 01:09:07,909 Of course there's a point, isn't there? 1377 01:09:07,911 --> 01:09:10,378 Let's tell Mr. Richard the point. 1378 01:09:10,380 --> 01:09:13,948 I need hearts to live and tonight's the only night 1379 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:15,416 I can take them. 1380 01:09:15,418 --> 01:09:17,585 You know that very well, otherwise, why are you here? 1381 01:09:17,587 --> 01:09:18,887 - To stop you. 1382 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:23,591 - Well congratulations on your raging success. 1383 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,895 - The night's not over yet you bastard. 1384 01:09:26,897 --> 01:09:30,031 - Almost, it's almost over. 1385 01:09:30,033 --> 01:09:32,901 Handy, next question. 1386 01:09:32,903 --> 01:09:36,838 - How many square miles are there in Texas? 1387 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:39,574 (intense music) 1388 01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:44,779 - No normal person would know that answer. 1389 01:09:46,249 --> 01:09:47,815 - [Handy] You have 10 seconds. 1390 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:52,654 - 20 million? 1391 01:09:54,291 --> 01:09:56,424 (recording of children laughing) 1392 01:09:56,426 --> 01:09:59,160 (intense music) 1393 01:10:02,832 --> 01:10:05,300 - Correct. - No, 268,000. 1394 01:10:05,302 --> 01:10:07,936 - Oh you truly are 1395 01:10:07,938 --> 01:10:11,406 a terrible character Richard. 1396 01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:16,711 Sugar, you heard the man. 1397 01:10:19,015 --> 01:10:19,948 Gas her. 1398 01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:21,783 - [Sugar] Okay Mr. Jolly. 1399 01:10:21,785 --> 01:10:23,284 (gas hissing) 1400 01:10:23,286 --> 01:10:25,853 (tense music) 1401 01:10:30,894 --> 01:10:31,960 - I'm sorry. 1402 01:10:34,431 --> 01:10:37,732 - It only took you 10 minutes to become a child killer. 1403 01:10:39,536 --> 01:10:41,035 - You killed her, you fucker. 1404 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:48,610 - Well let's make this next round very interesting. 1405 01:10:48,612 --> 01:10:51,212 You've known Doc since she was a little girl. 1406 01:10:51,214 --> 01:10:54,849 Ah, intellectual Doc, idealistic Doc. 1407 01:10:54,851 --> 01:10:56,618 What wonderful things she could do for humanity. 1408 01:10:56,620 --> 01:11:00,054 Just think of the changes she could make in this world, 1409 01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:01,322 while Steffen, 1410 01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:07,428 well Steffen's goal is to open a decadent, high-end, 1411 01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:10,798 super model-laden night club. 1412 01:11:11,568 --> 01:11:13,434 So, this time, 1413 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:16,237 if Steffen is right, 1414 01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:22,143 Doc gets the saw in the tool shed. 1415 01:11:22,145 --> 01:11:23,811 And if he's wrong, 1416 01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:28,149 we'll take two of his limbs. 1417 01:11:29,486 --> 01:11:31,619 - And what if I refuse to judge? 1418 01:11:33,757 --> 01:11:35,290 - Oh then we'll take three. 1419 01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:41,663 Steffen, at anytime, 1420 01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:44,465 you can stop the game 1421 01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:49,537 by accepting the consequences and saving your friend. 1422 01:11:50,106 --> 01:11:52,206 (tense music) 1423 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:57,378 Doc, 1424 01:11:58,782 --> 01:12:00,348 you're his last living friend. 1425 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:07,488 Do you think he'll lose two arms and possibly a leg 1426 01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:08,556 to save you? 1427 01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:14,362 Or, will he just let her die? 1428 01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:18,399 Let's find out. 1429 01:12:18,401 --> 01:12:19,834 - You're insane Jolly. 1430 01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:24,739 - Last question. 1431 01:12:24,741 --> 01:12:27,508 (tense music) 1432 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,310 - Who's your grandfather? 1433 01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:33,081 - Richard William Crane. 1434 01:12:33,083 --> 01:12:33,981 - Correct. 1435 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:39,754 (chain saw buzzing) 1436 01:12:42,926 --> 01:12:46,427 (audience clapping and whistling) 1437 01:12:46,429 --> 01:12:49,230 (tense music) 1438 01:12:49,232 --> 01:12:51,933 - But Steffen is unfortunately not correct. 1439 01:12:51,935 --> 01:12:52,800 - What? 1440 01:12:53,903 --> 01:12:56,003 Richard William Crane is my father. 1441 01:12:56,005 --> 01:12:57,338 There's no doubt about it. 1442 01:13:00,110 --> 01:13:01,342 - I think there is. 1443 01:13:03,146 --> 01:13:05,880 Your mother was pregnant before she met him. 1444 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,416 Oh, did she fail to mention that to you? 1445 01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:12,887 Do you know, Richard William Crane is not your true father? 1446 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:13,788 - No. 1447 01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:16,391 (audience gasping) 1448 01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:18,092 Mr. Jolly is your father. 1449 01:13:18,094 --> 01:13:19,460 - No, that's impossible. 1450 01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:23,131 - Let them go children. 1451 01:13:23,133 --> 01:13:25,400 - Are you sure about that Mr. Jolly? 1452 01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:29,036 - There's no escape for Richard now. 1453 01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:29,937 He knows that. 1454 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:33,941 The show is over. 1455 01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:35,543 - All right boys, you heard him. 1456 01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:36,444 Let him loose. 1457 01:13:38,281 --> 01:13:40,014 - [Puppet] Okay boss. 1458 01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:41,349 Lucky fuckers. 1459 01:13:41,351 --> 01:13:43,518 - [Steffen] Is he my grandfather? 1460 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,353 - No, can't be. 1461 01:13:45,355 --> 01:13:46,421 - Really? 1462 01:13:47,424 --> 01:13:48,923 Why do you think your mother came 1463 01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:51,125 to so many of my performances? 1464 01:13:51,127 --> 01:13:53,261 She hardly missed one. 1465 01:13:53,263 --> 01:13:55,463 Beautiful woman, your mother. 1466 01:13:56,332 --> 01:13:57,765 - What does that prove? 1467 01:13:57,767 --> 01:14:01,302 - Why do you think you escaped all those years ago 1468 01:14:01,304 --> 01:14:03,638 when every other boy in that field died? 1469 01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:08,643 - I ran, I ran, you said so yourself. 1470 01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:10,812 (laughing) 1471 01:14:10,814 --> 01:14:12,079 - Look at my puppets. 1472 01:14:13,149 --> 01:14:14,782 You really think you could get away from them 1473 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,250 if they wanted to catch you? 1474 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,219 They let you go. 1475 01:14:18,221 --> 01:14:19,821 - That's right, we did. 1476 01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:21,622 Some of our best acting ever. 1477 01:14:21,624 --> 01:14:23,758 But then again, fooling a kid as dumb as you 1478 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,626 was easy as apple pie. 1479 01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:26,961 - You murdering little liar. 1480 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:27,962 (electricity buzzing) 1481 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:29,964 (groaning) 1482 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:32,533 (tense music) 1483 01:14:34,103 --> 01:14:37,605 - If you're his father, is my dad a magician? 1484 01:14:37,607 --> 01:14:39,006 - Oh it's in the blood. 1485 01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:42,977 - Is it in mine? 1486 01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:48,749 - Let's find out. 1487 01:14:48,751 --> 01:14:51,552 (dramatic music) 1488 01:14:58,862 --> 01:15:00,628 - Get away from him you fucker. 1489 01:15:01,731 --> 01:15:05,066 - Richard, I'm gonna give you another chance 1490 01:15:05,068 --> 01:15:07,201 to be a better man than I think you are. 1491 01:15:08,438 --> 01:15:09,570 You can walk away, 1492 01:15:10,673 --> 01:15:13,541 but Steffen stays here with my puppets and me. 1493 01:15:14,711 --> 01:15:17,211 Or he can leave and you can stay. 1494 01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:20,515 (tense music) 1495 01:15:20,517 --> 01:15:22,216 - Let Steffen go. 1496 01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:25,052 I'll stay and play with you and your little monsters. 1497 01:15:25,054 --> 01:15:27,622 (tense music) 1498 01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:30,825 - How touching. 1499 01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:32,460 I bet you didn't know he cared. 1500 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,566 - Oh Richard, 1501 01:15:39,536 --> 01:15:40,568 really? 1502 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:43,137 (tense music) 1503 01:15:51,314 --> 01:15:52,446 You found the dagger. 1504 01:15:53,550 --> 01:15:56,083 - Yes, it wasn't where you were looking for it. 1505 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:57,785 It wasn't in the ruins. 1506 01:15:58,755 --> 01:16:00,821 I told you I came defended. 1507 01:16:01,624 --> 01:16:03,124 - Let me have the dagger. 1508 01:16:03,126 --> 01:16:05,092 The power of the Kandarian artifact 1509 01:16:05,094 --> 01:16:07,595 won't work for you and you're out of your depth. 1510 01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:08,763 - Game changer. 1511 01:16:09,899 --> 01:16:12,333 You won't have me or my son. 1512 01:16:12,335 --> 01:16:15,236 (audience reacting) 1513 01:16:15,238 --> 01:16:17,672 (electricity buzzing) 1514 01:16:17,674 --> 01:16:19,073 - Children! 1515 01:16:19,075 --> 01:16:20,107 Children! (puppet yelling) 1516 01:16:20,109 --> 01:16:23,611 (intense music) 1517 01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:26,747 (puppets crying out) 1518 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:52,139 (Handy yelling) 1519 01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:54,308 - Children, no, come back! 1520 01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:55,209 Come back! 1521 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,479 (sobbing) 1522 01:16:58,481 --> 01:17:01,248 (dramatic music) 1523 01:17:02,619 --> 01:17:04,452 - I want my children. 1524 01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:07,588 - I thought I was your child, father! 1525 01:17:08,391 --> 01:17:09,924 - You 1526 01:17:09,926 --> 01:17:11,492 are nothing to me! 1527 01:17:12,695 --> 01:17:15,262 (electricity buzzing) 1528 01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:16,163 - Steffen! 1529 01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:20,167 You will take no more, no more! 1530 01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:25,339 I love you son. 1531 01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:27,575 (yelling) 1532 01:17:33,483 --> 01:17:35,883 (sad music) 1533 01:18:19,429 --> 01:18:21,929 ¶ Now children, do we know what day it is? ¶ 1534 01:18:21,931 --> 01:18:23,297 ¶ The Handy Dandy show ¶ 1535 01:18:23,299 --> 01:18:27,201 ¶ That's right, it's the Handy Dandy day show ¶ 1536 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:28,302 ¶ Here we go ¶ 1537 01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:30,905 (upbeat music) 1538 01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:34,008 ¶ It's the Handy Dandy show ¶ 1539 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:35,443 ¶ The Handy Dandy show ¶ 1540 01:18:35,445 --> 01:18:37,445 ¶ The Handy Dandy show ¶ 1541 01:18:37,447 --> 01:18:40,247 ¶ It's the Handy Dandy show ¶ 1542 01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:41,849 ¶ The Handy Dandy show ¶ 1543 01:18:41,851 --> 01:18:43,851 ¶ The Handy Dandy show ¶ 1544 01:18:43,853 --> 01:18:47,221 ¶ It's the Handy Dandy show ¶ 1545 01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:50,891 ¶ The Handy Dandy show ¶ 1546 01:18:50,893 --> 01:18:54,028 (electricity buzzing) 1547 01:18:54,030 --> 01:18:56,831 (dramatic music) 1548 01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:27,194 (evil laughing) 1549 01:19:34,837 --> 01:19:37,338 (rock music) 1550 01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:58,559 ¶ Come a little closer ¶ 1551 01:19:58,561 --> 01:20:01,128 ¶ Let me show you who I am ¶ 1552 01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:04,565 ¶ Everyone has secrets ¶ 1553 01:20:04,567 --> 01:20:06,300 ¶ I am just a man ¶ 1554 01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:09,170 ¶ I'll help you forget the pain ¶ 1555 01:20:09,172 --> 01:20:11,605 ¶ We can find a way ¶ 1556 01:20:11,607 --> 01:20:16,410 ¶ To fix our mistakes ¶ 1557 01:20:16,412 --> 01:20:19,313 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 1558 01:20:19,315 --> 01:20:22,383 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 1559 01:20:22,385 --> 01:20:27,054 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight ¶ 1560 01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:29,723 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 1561 01:20:29,725 --> 01:20:32,860 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 1562 01:20:32,862 --> 01:20:37,932 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight to survive ¶ 1563 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:44,004 ¶ Cut a little deeper ¶ 1564 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:46,607 ¶ Show 'em who you really are ¶ 1565 01:20:46,609 --> 01:20:49,109 ¶ Try a little harder ¶ 1566 01:20:49,111 --> 01:20:51,846 ¶ We've already come this far ¶ 1567 01:20:51,848 --> 01:20:54,381 ¶ We'll help you forget the pain ¶ 1568 01:20:54,383 --> 01:20:56,951 ¶ We can find a way ¶ 1569 01:20:56,953 --> 01:21:01,789 ¶ To fix our mistakes ¶ 1570 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:04,625 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 1571 01:21:04,627 --> 01:21:07,728 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 1572 01:21:07,730 --> 01:21:12,132 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight ¶ 1573 01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:15,035 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 1574 01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:18,138 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 1575 01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:23,210 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight to survive ¶ 1576 01:21:28,284 --> 01:21:33,354 ¶ Sometimes it feels like the world is pulling you down ¶ 1577 01:21:34,190 --> 01:21:36,223 ¶ When all that you fought for ¶ 1578 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:38,792 ¶ Has turned you around ¶ 1579 01:21:38,794 --> 01:21:43,364 ¶ Don't give up ¶ 1580 01:21:43,366 --> 01:21:48,435 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 1581 01:21:49,171 --> 01:21:53,807 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 1582 01:21:53,809 --> 01:21:56,710 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 1583 01:21:56,712 --> 01:21:59,813 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 1584 01:21:59,815 --> 01:22:04,051 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight ¶ 1585 01:22:04,053 --> 01:22:06,887 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 1586 01:22:06,889 --> 01:22:09,990 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 1587 01:22:09,992 --> 01:22:14,461 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight ¶ 1588 01:22:14,463 --> 01:22:17,231 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 1589 01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:20,334 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 1590 01:22:20,336 --> 01:22:24,805 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight ¶ 1591 01:22:24,807 --> 01:22:27,641 ¶ What doesn't kill us ¶ 1592 01:22:27,643 --> 01:22:30,544 ¶ Makes us stronger ¶ 1593 01:22:30,546 --> 01:22:38,619 ¶ Now we know what it takes we will fight to survive ¶ 1594 01:22:40,556 --> 01:22:43,123 ¶ To so fight ¶ 101096