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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:06,616 ‫We need to speak to ‫you in private 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,016 ‫I'm really sorry 3 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,696 ‫They're exceptionally ‫protective of their mother 4 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,936 ‫Why aren't you with ‫someone your own age 5 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,296 ‫I was with somebody else 6 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,416 ‫I even thought that I ‫was going to marry her 7 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,640 ‫Della this is ‫Heidi my associate 8 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,160 ‫Will you marry me 9 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,560 ‫Forever 10 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,920 ‫It's a long time ‫even with the right person 11 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:46,960 ‫And with the wrong person 12 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,240 ‫It's a slow death 13 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,016 ‫God 14 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,600 ‫This is ‫This is not a no is it 15 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,600 ‫No 16 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,280 ‫So so that's a A yes 17 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:51,736 ‫You don't have to get me a ring 18 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,256 ‫Yes I do 19 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,456 ‫Otherwise how will everybody ‫know that you belong to me 20 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,216 ‫Very droll 21 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,000 ‫I want to get you a ring 22 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,960 ‫And I want to buy it 23 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,800 ‫Ooo that is quite something 24 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,656 ‫Morning Excuse the state of us 25 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,176 ‫Just out for a run ‫Yeah we can see 26 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,456 ‫How are you both during this ‫never-ending festive season 27 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:36,096 ‫Actually we're in a rush ‫We're in a rush 28 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,880 ‫Enjoy your er Exertions 29 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,216 ‫He's going to have ‫to know eventually 30 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,080 ‫Truth is I'd prefer it ‫if it was just for us 31 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,016 ‫It seems illicit 32 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,440 ‫Isn't that just ‫another word for wrong 33 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,600 ‫Why do you want to marry me 34 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:53,880 ‫Why marriage ‫Why not just us as we are 35 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:58,640 ‫I knew I should have bought ‫that ring right there and then 36 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,320 ‫Ok 37 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:14,696 ‫I want to marry you because I ‫love you and I want to know 38 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:19,040 ‫I want to know that it's just me and ‫you it's us forever 39 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:24,680 ‫Satisfied Sorry 40 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,416 ‫I never thought I'd ‫get married again 41 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,136 ‫I never thought I'd ask again 42 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,176 ‫seeing as last time ‫I'd barely got the question out 43 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,696 ‫before I'd been dumped 44 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:36,960 ‫Yeah ‫I hate how she did that to you 45 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,416 ‫I think the point is 46 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:52,096 ‫we have to be allowed to ‫hope that things can change 47 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,176 ‫can get better 48 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,640 ‫Otherwise we're not moving ‫forward we're just stuck 49 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,200 ‫Stuck holding on to ‫some shitty past 50 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,616 ‫So wise for one so young 51 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,656 ‫Bugger off 52 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,656 ‫Now can I please be ‫allowed to go back to sleep 53 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,536 ‫or have you got any more wobbles ‫you'd like to share with the group 54 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,560 ‫Bugger off yourself 55 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,920 ‫She was my wife 56 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,760 ‫The person I chose 57 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,920 ‫The mother of my children 58 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,960 ‫The woman I wanted to be with 59 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,240 ‫That counts for something 60 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,200 ‫Allows me to be the one 61 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,240 ‫To save her from him 62 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,320 ‫Hot Be careful Yes 63 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,360 ‫They might surprise you ‫with their reaction 64 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:42,736 ‫How was the drive 65 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:47,616 ‫Dreamy until we got off the m5 ‫and Elsie completely lost her shit 66 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,136 ‫It's ok though ‫she just wants the boob 67 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,456 ‫Eimear this is Benjamin ‫Guessed as much How you doing 68 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,416 ‫Yeah yeah I ‫Be gentle with my husband 69 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,736 ‫Office Christmas party last night ‫Say no more 70 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,976 ‫Ignore her ‫I'm suffering no ill effects 71 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,496 ‫Yeah cos you're still tanked 72 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,080 ‫I've missed you 73 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,496 ‫How are you Patrick ‫Good to see you 74 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,696 ‫And you Benjamin and you 75 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,256 ‫Cavalry have arrived 76 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:14,096 ‫Like the hair ‫Very um Borstal 77 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,360 ‫Ooo 78 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,616 ‫Land of no signal 79 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,496 ‫Yeah there's a spot out by the ‫field I found you can get three bars 80 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,416 ‫There is is there Granny 81 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:29,096 ‫Can you er ‫Give me a hand Granny 82 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,496 ‫You look painfully ‫thin darling 83 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,976 ‫You always say that ‫however rotund I am 84 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,336 ‫Well you've never been ‫rotund in your life 85 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,216 ‫I saw 18 yellow cars granny 86 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,456 ‫My goodness ‫that's so many yellow cars 87 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,016 ‫Who's he 88 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,456 ‫Hello Charlotte I'm Benjamin 89 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,936 ‫She takes a while to warm up 90 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,496 ‫With people she doesn't know ‫No offence Benjamin 91 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:52,560 ‫That's a very wise ‫policy Charlotte 92 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,736 ‫I've got to make a work call 93 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:01,096 ‫Er er We um Er ‫We have some news 94 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,320 ‫So I see Poor old Volvo 95 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,176 ‫Let's go and see the Christmas ‫tree everybody It's Christmas 96 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,040 ‫Christmas-time 97 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,696 ‫Yay There's so many presents 98 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,560 ‫Leo says you've ‫given my room away 99 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:31,376 ‫Yours is the only south-facing ‫one so um 100 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,936 ‫Benjamin's in here ‫working all hours 101 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:39,256 ‫He's er well a master's isn't ‫the joke that it was in my day 102 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,456 ‫And before you ask who's ‫paying for it I am 103 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,336 ‫but he's going to pay me back 104 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,896 ‫I wasn't going to ask 105 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,896 ‫Honestly I didn't think you'd mind ‫You're hardly ever here 106 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,840 ‫Time to put away childish ‫things and all that 107 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,920 ‫Mum I really don't mind ‫It's fine 108 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,776 ‫All they're all in diff ‫Yes I'm so sorry 109 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,976 ‫And that is one for ‫Charlotte as well 110 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,736 ‫Aw That's grim 111 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:17,136 ‫Hey it's not my fault if ‫you're not getting any bro 112 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,640 ‫Ooo Careful Leo ‫It's all good 113 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,736 ‫What a hero Here you go 114 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:26,536 ‫Right as reigning champion ‫I get to pick the first game 115 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,216 ‫Thank you Ladies 116 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,800 ‫It's the one we all love 117 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,016 ‫You all right to be banker ‫Yeah 118 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,720 ‫But can we trust him not ‫to dip his hand in the pot 119 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,760 ‫Depends on the stakes 120 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:46,696 ‫Um it's a grand sum of £1 ‫everybody puts in for each round 121 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,256 ‫There are ten different ‫games in total 122 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,096 ‫and if ‫by the end of boxing day 123 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:55,896 ‫we haven't all got furious with ‫one another and given up 124 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,856 ‫Della-gate 2009 125 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,576 ‫One year it was one year 126 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,616 ‫And might I add it was in response ‫to you doing a shitload of cheating 127 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,616 ‫Language We've kind of ‫lost that battle already 128 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,136 ‫Anyway we play ‫We play some more 129 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,136 ‫someone wins usually dad 130 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:14,616 ‫We're not making it sound like a lot ‫of fun but I promise you it is 131 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,176 ‫Please play 132 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,896 ‫Word to the wise Benjamin ‫it is a blood sport 133 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:22,656 ‫I prefer to just sit back and watch ‫them tear each other to shreds 134 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,096 ‫Sounds like a plan 135 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,880 ‫Benjamin make yourself useful 136 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,120 ‫Scorekeeper Lucky you 137 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,296 ‫Is Patrick all right 138 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,840 ‫Yeah last time I checked 139 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,256 ‫How's he dealing with ‫you going back to work 140 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,056 ‫Well ‫he survived that body blow 141 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,256 ‫what with living in the ‫21st century and all 142 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,560 ‫I just meant that today ‫he seems a bit um 143 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,616 ‫And that has to be down to ‫me does it 144 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:53,856 ‫We're good We're actually better ‫than we've been for a while 145 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,640 ‫That's good you deserve it 146 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,056 ‫Both of you do ‫I think Patrick 147 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,576 ‫I think he's just adjusting to the ‫fact that everything is different 148 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,536 ‫I mean I'd heard plenty enough ‫about your man there already 149 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,680 ‫but Patrick missed out the part ‫about him being a stone-cold fox 150 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,680 ‫Worth all the aggro I hope 151 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,120 ‫I'm not telling you to upset ‫you I'm telling you 152 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,160 ‫I'm telling you so that you ‫don't find out from anybody else 153 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,336 ‫No it's not ‫gloating Ali it 154 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,320 ‫Well ‫it's called common decency 155 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,736 ‫Anyway look I've got ‫I've got to go 156 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,520 ‫Yeah Take care yourself Bye 157 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,896 ‫I couldn't find you ‫Sorry Sorry 158 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,976 ‫No I'm sorry 159 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,800 ‫Sorry 160 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,560 ‫I that was That was Ali ‫I called her I um 161 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,136 ‫I wanted her to know 162 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,976 ‫It's it's good news and I just ‫I wanted to share it 163 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,720 ‫I will tell them 164 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,680 ‫How's she take it 165 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,320 ‫Not what I expected actually ‫She 166 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:22,440 ‫She was actually ‫Sort of gutted 167 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,440 ‫Funny how things turn out 168 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,936 ‫I can carve mum 169 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,736 ‫Which is code for "give ‫yourself the biggest portion" 170 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,216 ‫You're hardly ‫going to go hungry 171 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,056 ‫Please be my guest It'll be the ‫most work you've done all year 172 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,616 ‫I don't know where ‫you put it all 173 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,936 ‫If I ate as much as you did ‫I'd be as big as a house 174 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,016 ‫Hardly Come on look at you 175 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,416 ‫I'll have you know ‫bar work is actually very taxing 176 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,256 ‫Mum said they fired you ‫They didn't fire me 177 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,696 ‫There weren't enough shifts 178 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,576 ‫What with Christmas being ‫such a quiet time and all 179 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,536 ‫I think we need more red down here ‫Benjamin would you do the honours 180 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,056 ‫Yeah of course 181 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,856 ‫It's very nice ‫You guys brought it 182 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,376 ‫Yes Yeah Sorry 183 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,856 ‫I can top my own wife up ‫but thanks you're a real gent 184 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,280 ‫We're getting married 185 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:24,720 ‫Benjamin proposed ‫and I said yes 186 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,696 ‫Sorry are you two on Xanax 187 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,296 ‫Because we're not behaving like children ‫It's called caring 188 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,856 ‫Fuck me What about dad 189 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,496 ‫What about him 190 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,496 ‫You only got divorced ‫five minutes ago 191 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,336 ‫I'd say your father gave up the ‫right to have his feelings considered 192 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,600 ‫when he decided to sleep ‫with my best friend 193 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,416 ‫So when's the big day 194 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,456 ‫Well we er We haven't talked ‫about that yet but hopefully 195 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,440 ‫Not for a long time I'm sure 196 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,320 ‫Patrick I'm sure you've got ‫something to say about it 197 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,360 ‫Apparently not 198 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,896 ‫Patrick has decided now is the perfect ‫time to stop telling everyone what to do 199 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,760 ‫Go easy Leo won't you 200 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,840 ‫It's hardly bog-standard news 201 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,496 ‫You're getting married 202 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,016 ‫Yes 203 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,656 ‫You're getting married to him 204 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,000 ‫I'm still sitting here 205 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,160 ‫Patrick 206 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,656 ‫Patrick please don't ignore me 207 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,400 ‫It'll be getting cold - lamb 208 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,560 ‫Very good 209 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,600 ‫Man of the house 210 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,496 ‫Della 211 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,520 ‫I'm fine for ham 212 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,760 ‫No I ‫I meant what do you think 213 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,280 ‫I think 214 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,520 ‫I think I don't understand ‫why anyone gets married 215 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,480 ‫I have to say it's not often I'm ‫grateful for the fact I've got no family 216 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,560 ‫Well no-one's got no family ‫unless you're in a dickens' novel 217 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,960 ‫That's not what I'm talking about ‫Um 218 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:11,240 ‫I mean I'm sure there are cousins ‫and aunts and all that but 219 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,200 ‫I'm talking about close family 220 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,000 ‫You know the ones who can 221 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,280 ‫The ones who make you feel 222 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,720 ‫Smaller 223 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,760 ‫Well ‫it's a lot for them to take in 224 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,800 ‫You're right you're right ‫Of course you're right 225 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:47,936 ‫No I suppose no matter ‫how car-crashy it was 226 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,960 ‫at least we can console ourselves ‫with the fact that the worst is over 227 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,680 ‫Er julia's here ‫To see you 228 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,176 ‫I hope you're not going to change ‫our arrangements for tomorrow 229 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,536 ‫because you know it is customary ‫for a father to see his children 230 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,936 ‫on all the major holidays 231 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,696 ‫I'm not changing any arrangement ‫Good Good 232 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,816 ‫Because last year wasn't the ‫same not seeing them 233 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,040 ‫That was their choice not mine 234 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,600 ‫If you say so 235 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,816 ‫What I came to tell you 236 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,640 ‫is Benjamin and I ‫are getting married 237 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,680 ‫Well it's obvious why ‫he'd want to marry you 238 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,360 ‫Yeah Why's that 239 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,440 ‫For your money 240 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,456 ‫I forgot that I was utterly ‫devoid of any other charms 241 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,576 ‫Why you'd say yes ‫that's the bit I can't fathom 242 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,256 ‫I don't want another row ‫Who said anything about rowing 243 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,920 ‫We're just having a conversation ‫a perfectly civil one 244 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,216 ‫Remind me ‫is it three or four months 245 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,800 ‫since the divorce came through 246 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,880 ‫Well let's see the ring then 247 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,960 ‫Don't be shy I'm sure it's ‫quite the rock he's got you 248 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,056 ‫Three months' salary ‫that's what I spent on yours 249 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,736 ‫I know Benjamin is ‫basically still in school 250 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,736 ‫but for an occasion like this ‫I'm sure he pushed the boat out 251 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,736 ‫You really are such a child 252 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,000 ‫Says the woman marrying one 253 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,640 ‫Ha-ha 254 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,096 ‫I didn't come to ask ‫for your blessing 255 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,096 ‫I just came to tell you 256 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,296 ‫Which I've done ‫so I'm going to go now 257 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,856 ‫I'm trying to help you here ‫Julia believe it or not 258 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,456 ‫I don't want you made a fool of 259 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,536 ‫What - any more than you did 260 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,096 ‫And there we have it ‫what this is really all about 261 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,856 ‫You getting revenge on me 262 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,616 ‫Shut up 263 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,216 ‫It would be easier ‫and a lot cheaper 264 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,720 ‫if you'd just admit you're ‫still in love with me 265 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,000 ‫Do you remember ‫how happy we were 266 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,096 ‫How happy we were that day 267 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,816 ‫You with your ridiculous mullet 268 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:18,336 ‫and me with a waist this thin ‫and a smile as wide as my face 269 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,856 ‫And it was just like ‫It was like nobody else mattered 270 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,896 ‫It was just us 271 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,616 ‫I remember 272 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,296 ‫If I'd known then ‫what was coming 273 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,416 ‫and who you really were 274 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,720 ‫I would never have said yes 275 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,416 ‫Don't you think for one second 276 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,280 ‫that this is anything ‫even to do with you 277 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,816 ‫Where shall I send ‫the flowers to 278 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,136 ‫On second thoughts ‫I'll hold off 279 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,240 ‫Cos you and I both know you'll ‫never go through with it 280 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,520 ‫Mum Mum mum Stop 281 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,216 ‫Mum Fuck mum I was asleep ‫Is everything all right 282 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,456 ‫I need you all to hear me ‫What - and the neighbours too 283 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,280 ‫Give us space ‫Go on back inside 284 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,936 ‫I found myself last night ‫wanting to apologise 285 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,176 ‫As if I 286 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,200 ‫We've done something wrong ‫We haven't 287 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:34,496 ‫We're in love however difficult ‫or absurd you might all find that 288 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,056 ‫And as a consequence we're getting ‫married It's really quite simple 289 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,640 ‫Yeah we get the memo ‫Do not interrupt me 290 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,176 ‫I made out like it would ‫be a long engagement 291 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,376 ‫because I didn't want any ‫of you to feel any worse 292 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,360 ‫than you clearly already did 293 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,376 ‫But I am 60 years old 294 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,416 ‫And I may be your mother 295 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,760 ‫but that is not all I am 296 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,296 ‫I refuse to waste ‫any more of my life 297 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,200 ‫doing what is best ‫for other people 298 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,776 ‫I want to get married soon 299 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,840 ‫And you know what ‫I want to do it here 300 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,840 ‫Your support would be lovely 301 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,800 ‫But in the absence of that 302 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,016 ‫I'd ask of you one thing 303 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,240 ‫Which frankly ‫isn't very fucking much 304 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,680 ‫I'd ask that you please ‫keep your mouths shut 305 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,960 ‫Mum That was 306 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,120 ‫That was seriously cool 307 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,120 ‫Really Yeah 308 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,840 ‫Pure she-ra 309 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,576 ‫Er last night I 310 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,896 ‫I should have just done what ‫a normal person would do 311 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,216 ‫and say congratulations ‫given you a hug 312 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,240 ‫But I Didn't 313 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,616 ‫Cos 314 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,216 ‫Cos I'm so supremely shit ‫at commitment of any kind 315 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,016 ‫I can't see past myself 316 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,336 ‫so I am sorry 317 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,176 ‫And 318 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,360 ‫Congratulations mum 319 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,480 ‫But can we skip the hug part 320 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,456 ‫I'm stuck Hey I want the blue one ‫You can have the green one 321 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,816 ‫Ok There we go 322 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,176 ‫Yay 323 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,016 ‫Um have you got any ‫preferences as to colours 324 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,696 ‫I quite like yellow 325 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,736 ‫I don't know any of the ‫answers to the questions 326 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,360 ‫Well you know you can just 327 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,216 ‫Er ‫you can just join our team 328 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,080 ‫Yeah we need all ‫the help we can get 329 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,240 ‫Dare I ask 330 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,160 ‫She's marrying him She's 331 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,320 ‫Wow 332 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,456 ‫I didn't think ‫she had it in her 333 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,576 ‫And you're 334 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,280 ‫I'm fine It's non-news 335 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,136 ‫You were married for decades 336 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,616 ‫it's natural to be upset 337 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,616 ‫I'm not ‫Upset I'm really not 338 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,160 ‫The lady doth protest too much 339 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,456 ‫We made a deal 340 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,280 ‫No more worrying about ‫them about her 341 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,960 ‫It's you and me that matters 342 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,720 ‫That is a criminally-sweaty ‫upper lip 343 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,096 ‫I have some seriously ‫bat-shit news 344 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:35,400 ‫And don't shoot the ‫messenger but m-mum's 345 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,520 ‫She's engaged 346 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,856 ‫It's good to hear from you ‫Are you listening 347 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,360 ‫Dad mum is getting ‫remarried to that 348 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,760 ‫Him I know she told me 349 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,096 ‫She she did 350 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,680 ‫Thanks 351 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,536 ‫You always have my ‫back don't you 352 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,480 ‫Obviously You're my dad 353 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,160 ‫Do you mind I knocked 354 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,576 ‫£50 And in return 355 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,320 ‫You make yourself ‫scarce tonight 356 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,256 ‫Ha This is very Stalkery 357 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,080 ‫I forgot ‫romance is lost on you 358 00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,536 ‫That's what I like ‫for you to think 359 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,400 ‫Secretly I fucking love it 360 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,640 ‫These are beautiful 361 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,440 ‫Thank you 362 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,776 ‫Wow 363 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,456 ‫Is Cali not joining us 364 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,496 ‫Er i tried to persuade her 365 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:23,416 ‫but she er ‫Muttered something about plans 366 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,816 ‫with a friend 367 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,856 ‫Ha-ha 368 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,496 ‫Wow A male friend 369 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,256 ‫Well let's hope so ‫for all our sakes 370 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,016 ‫Thank you 371 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,560 ‫I rather enjoy having a chaste ‫daughter thank you very much 372 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,336 ‫Wow 373 00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,720 ‫This is such a treat 374 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,480 ‫I taught you well 375 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,440 ‫Cheers darling 376 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,480 ‫I think you've given me gout or ‫diabetes I'm not sure which yet 377 00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,256 ‫I'm not complaining 378 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,840 ‫Just this little tiny bit 379 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,480 ‫What are you doing 380 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,800 ‫Marsha 381 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,480 ‫Would you do me the ‫honour of being my wife 382 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,480 ‫Put it away ‫Put the ring away please 383 00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,536 ‫What don't you Do you ‫Do you not like it 384 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,376 ‫Well er We can ‫Get another whatever you want 385 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,576 ‫It's ‫it's just it's my mother's 386 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,056 ‫I know it's your mother's ‫Given that she can't stand me 387 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,176 ‫it really makes it all the more ‫perfect doesn't it 388 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,760 ‫Get off the floor ‫you look ridiculous 389 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,336 ‫I-I don't understand 390 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,480 ‫Really You don't understand 391 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,536 ‫I thought this would ‫be a nice thing 392 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,936 ‫that you'd Be happy 393 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,520 ‫Why today 394 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,840 ‫Why not all the other days 395 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,720 ‫Because because of her 396 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,880 ‫Julia 397 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,200 ‫It's Julia 398 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,160 ‫This has nothing ‫to do with Julia 399 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,720 ‫Where did you go 400 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,760 ‫Er 401 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,416 ‫I made you a coffee 402 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,360 ‫No thank you 403 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,736 ‫I would've got you flowers 404 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,920 ‫I don't want flowers 405 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,440 ‫I can er 406 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,000 ‫I can see how it might have ‫looked and I 407 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,200 ‫It was a poor decision 408 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,280 ‫Are we ok ‫I really need to know that we're ok 409 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,560 ‫It's Christmas we have to be 410 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,960 ‫And after 411 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,456 ‫What should we tell dad about ‫you know your nuptials 412 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,960 ‫I wouldn't worry mum's already ‫dropped that particular bomb 413 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,256 ‫Del if you're getting ‫in get in 414 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,696 ‫Leo sorry mate ‫no room at the inn 415 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,480 ‫I was going to cycle anyway 416 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,536 ‫When did you tell him 417 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,120 ‫Yesterday morning 418 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,936 ‫So when you came ‫back all guns blazing 419 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,216 ‫saying that we'd get married next ‫year you'd come from his 420 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:28,576 ‫The two things aren't related 421 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,296 ‫Because I am ‫I am starting to wonder 422 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,616 ‫whether you actually ‫want to marry me 423 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,216 ‫or whether this is just some really ‫fucked-up way of getting back at Ted 424 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,216 ‫I could ask you the same thing ‫Rushing to tell Ali 425 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,480 ‫so that she could - what ‫regret her mistake and come running back 426 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,800 ‫I want this 427 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,080 ‫I'm just not entirely ‫sure that you do 428 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,896 ‫You have work yet 429 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,656 ‫Bibi it's Christmas ‫you're not allowed to ask that 430 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,200 ‫She's allowed to ask ‫anything she wants 431 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,976 ‫You have the same laugh as dad 432 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,560 ‫Maybe it's his way of ‫saying "I'm still here" 433 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,600 ‫And you my girls ‫are still as foolish as ever 434 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,416 ‫Yo-ho-ho 435 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,480 ‫Who have we here 436 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,720 ‫We're not kids any more 437 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,896 ‫You're a very dapper Santa 438 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,056 ‫Charlotte will love it ‫She's asleep in the car 439 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,736 ‫I'd wake her ‫but she gets feral 440 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,320 ‫Yeah della was the same ‫She probably still is 441 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,656 ‫Hey 442 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,240 ‫Eleven minutes six seconds ‫Boom 443 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,216 ‫I er ‫I didn't know you were a cook 444 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,296 ‫ Please I'm not ‫This is your father's handiwork 445 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,656 ‫No er Thank you Um 446 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,280 ‫Mum made a big ‫breakfast the works 447 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,136 ‫How's uni Cali 448 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,096 ‫I-I graduated in summer 449 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,856 ‫Sorry I'm crap 450 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,000 ‫No it's fine ‫Thanks for asking 451 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,480 ‫It means a lot to ‫him you all coming 452 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,240 ‫It's for Charlotte's sake 453 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,096 ‫Right Well um 454 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,000 ‫You're here now 455 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,296 ‫I don't think there ‫are any more presents 456 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,096 ‫I think that's quite enough 457 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,640 ‫Shall I have a look in my sack 458 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:43,360 ‫Ohhhhhhhh I'm afraid that's it 459 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,936 ‫But one of my elfish ‫spies tells me 460 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:53,856 ‫that grandpa and ‫Granny Marsha have something 461 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,256 ‫Here 462 00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,560 ‫Ooooooooo Too many mince pies 463 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,720 ‫Ooo what's this Wow ‫Ooo What's this 464 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,160 ‫What have you got 465 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:13,976 ‫She already has a bike 466 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,216 ‫Not a pink one dad 467 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,816 ‫Deliberately 468 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,280 ‫Thumbs up or thumbs down 469 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,360 ‫Aren't you a lucky girl 470 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,000 ‫I do want this 471 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,320 ‫Very good 472 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,760 ‫Grandpa 473 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,096 ‫I hear I missed Santa 474 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,736 ‫He was funny 475 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,016 ‫Show grandpa how good you are 476 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,640 ‫Well we can both 477 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,160 ‫Watch me ride grandpa 478 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,416 ‫I didn't say a break ‫I said time-out 479 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,376 ‫They're very different things 480 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,960 ‫So why are you calling me 481 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,736 ‫I wanted to Hear your voice ‫Hear How you were 482 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,616 ‫Maybe even dispense ‫some festive wishes 483 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,136 ‫Festive wishes 484 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,440 ‫Please em please don't ‫I hate it when you get upset 485 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,720 ‫Em I have to go I 486 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,376 ‫Who was that 487 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,160 ‫Er no-one 488 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,216 ‫What are you doing ‫hiding in here 489 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:43,016 ‫I'm not I'm ‫Admiring your gymnasium 490 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,736 ‫I don't remember it ‫being quite so Pimp 491 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,760 ‫Yeah we kitted it ‫out after we 492 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,200 ‫And you're welcome ‫to use it whenever 493 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,640 ‫Don't go 494 00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,400 ‫Please 495 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,016 ‫How are you 496 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,696 ‫Work life love 497 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,576 ‫Yes to all of the above 498 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,696 ‫I'd really like if we 499 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,216 ‫Sorry dad I need a wee 500 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,040 ‫Get the others after 501 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,800 ‫There's something I want ‫to discuss with you all 502 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,520 ‫When they were dating ‫it was one thing but marriage 503 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,736 ‫What do we even ‫know about this boy 504 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,576 ‫What does anyone ‫know about anyone 505 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,816 ‫Philosopher's in the building 506 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,936 ‫We know he makes mum happy 507 00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,080 ‫And he's hardly a boy ‫the man's older than me 508 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,896 ‫You're right dad ‫We know sweet fa about Benjamin 509 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,800 ‫Patrick ‫tell him about your digging 510 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,456 ‫There's nothing online - ‫incriminating or otherwise 511 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,256 ‫The only red flag was ‫an eviction notice 512 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,656 ‫but now he's made himself ‫comfortable in our house 513 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,976 ‫Did you tell your mother Yes 514 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,896 ‫And like all things Benjamin-related ‫she quickly explained it away 515 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,096 ‫Well obviously you weren't firm enough ‫I should take over 516 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,816 ‫Sorry ‫and this is to do with you how 517 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,256 ‫Hard as you may ‫find it to believe 518 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,736 ‫I care about your mother 519 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,296 ‫and I want her to be ok 520 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,856 ‫Most importantly ‫I want you all to be ok 521 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,336 ‫You want us to be ok 522 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,080 ‫That's what he said isn't it 523 00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,160 ‫Have you thought what it ‫actually means - marriage 524 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:39,416 ‫Besides having someone barely ‫older than you as your stepfather 525 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,296 ‫it means Benjamin gets ‫half of everything 526 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,616 ‫Half of the house I worked ‫my whole career to pay off 527 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,776 ‫Half of the savings ‫half of the lot 528 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,656 ‫And when he leaves your ‫mother which he will 529 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,616 ‫he'll be leaving with ‫your inheritance 530 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,336 ‫I don't care about the money 531 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,016 ‫Well you will when it's gone 532 00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,936 ‫and you're stuck forever renting ‫in whatever shoebox you end up in 533 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,960 ‫What do you suggest we do 534 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,880 ‫That's the part I'm not hearing 535 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,120 ‫I i haven't got that far 536 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,456 ‫I just wanted to sound you all ‫out check we're all in agreement 537 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,176 ‫Yep 538 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,280 ‫We are 539 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,160 ‫Della 540 00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:27,576 ‫Leave me out of it ‫Why are you always so obstructive 541 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,400 ‫Why are you always such a dick 542 00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,216 ‫You don't think the train ‫has kind of left the station 543 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:36,696 ‫We're hardly talking about ‫someone with an iron will here 544 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,960 ‫Don't talk that way about mum 545 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,896 ‫Bottom line 546 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,616 ‫I just want you all ‫your mother included 547 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,136 ‫to be protected ‫against this man 548 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,480 ‫Our father the great protector 549 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,480 ‫Mum will be waiting 550 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,656 ‫Nice moves 551 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,536 ‫I was just going ‫to pick up my mum 552 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,280 ‫You can come if you like 553 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,000 ‫I think she'd prefer ‫if it was just you 554 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,640 ‫Allow me to accept the ‫things I cannot change 555 00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,480 ‫The courage to change ‫the things I can 556 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,800 ‫And the wisdom to ‫know the difference 557 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,240 ‫Mum 558 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,400 ‫Mum 559 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,520 ‫Mum 560 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,880 ‫Make yourself useful 561 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,416 ‫Where's your overnight bag ‫I'll load it into the car 562 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,216 ‫I'm not coming 563 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,696 ‫What do you mean 564 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,496 ‫Last year was too awful 565 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,120 ‫Pretending everything was ‫normal when it wasn't 566 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,016 ‫And that dreadful woman ‫Mother you can't she's my partner 567 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,640 ‫You can't speak about ‫Marsha like that 568 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,616 ‫So you'd rather ‫stay here instead 569 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,016 ‫Spend Christmas day alone ‫Lovely 570 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,856 ‫I won't be alone 571 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,600 ‫Julia's having me over 572 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,816 ‫You're going to Julia's ‫for Christmas day 573 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,616 ‫That's what I said 574 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,056 ‫To my ex-wife ‫You're going to my ex-wife's 575 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,296 ‫No fault of mine that is it 576 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,096 ‫You didn't think to phone ahead 577 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,176 ‫tell me not to bother ‫coming to pick you up 578 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:19,280 ‫We still have church and I'll need ‫running over to Julia's after 579 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,616 ‫Told you her news has she 580 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,296 ‫What news ‫So she's not so attentive after all 581 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:29,256 ‫Julia's engaged to her ‫To Benjamin 582 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,376 ‫That's right mother ‫a divorcee marrying again 583 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,760 ‫I'm sure there's something ‫in the scriptures about that 584 00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,080 ‫All good wishes to them 585 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,736 ‫All good wishes 586 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,616 ‫This is the woman I married 587 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,576 ‫I'm not the one ‫that forgot that 588 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:48,480 ‫I I've loved her ‫over half my life 589 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,080 ‫I haven't always liked ‫her or 590 00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,720 ‫Been understood by ‫her but she is 591 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,080 ‫She was my one 592 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,920 ‫Then you're even more of ‫a fool than I thought 593 00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,160 ‫Ooo hello ‫Come on I'm going to get you 594 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,216 ‫You giggle-pops come on 595 00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,336 ‫And one two 596 00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,096 ‫Two Three 597 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,440 ‫Whoo 598 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,000 ‫Mum Can I borrow you 599 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,800 ‫Just hear me out 600 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,880 ‫Please mum 601 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,560 ‫Read it before you say anything 602 00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,320 ‫God 603 00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,176 ‫For your sake Patrick I'm going ‫to pretend that didn't just happen 604 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,296 ‫Prenuptial agreements ‫are standard practice 605 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,096 ‫Did your father ‫put you up to this 606 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,416 ‫When you two are united ‫that is really saying something 607 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,760 ‫He didn't ‫I want you to be protected 608 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,296 ‫If Benjamin's intentions are ‫good he won't object 609 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,856 ‫You cannot seriously ‫believe that 610 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,296 ‫If I ask him to sign ‫this it means one thing 611 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,896 ‫It means I don't trust him 612 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,600 ‫And then it's over ‫which is what you want 613 00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,480 ‫Look mum ‫this is not some attack on Benjamin 614 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:43,040 ‫No-one goes into marriage thinking ‫anything other than it'll last forever 615 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,496 ‫It's all love and plans 616 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,520 ‫and endless time but 617 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,680 ‫People change 618 00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,296 ‫This is about you 619 00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,200 ‫What's going on 620 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,400 ‫Nothing Everything's fine 621 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,520 ‫I really need you to do this 622 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,280 ‫If not for yourself ‫then for me 623 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,080 ‫It's not fair Patrick 624 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,896 ‫Hello hello Welcome 625 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,480 ‫Come in come in Ted 626 00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,960 ‫I'll leave you to ‫it then mother 627 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,056 ‫Happy Christmas I guess 628 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,600 ‫And you son 629 00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,960 ‫You're here 630 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,560 ‫Come on in come on 631 00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,600 ‫Come in have a drink 632 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,720 ‫Who do you think you are 633 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,320 ‫This is my house 634 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,880 ‫Not any more 635 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,040 ‫I want you to know ‫it wasn't my idea 636 00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,120 ‫To to have your mother 637 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,280 ‫I don't want you ‫to think I'm cruel 638 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,960 ‫She prefers you 639 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:28,720 ‫And who can blame her 640 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,536 ‫Can I help you ‫I'm looking for Benjamin 641 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,176 ‫I'm his brother 642 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,536 ‫You told me you ‫were an only child 643 00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,576 ‫If you can lie about that ‫you can lie about anything 644 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,736 ‫There's still time ‫to stop this wedding 645 00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,520 ‫with a little helping hand 646 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,240 ‫We think you're marrying ‫our mother for her money 647 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,576 ‫Told you he was on my side ‫I'm not on a side 648 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,640 ‫You weren't picking your dad's side ‫when you hid his affair from me 649 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,456 ‫I want us to elope 650 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,576 ‫This is odd behaviour 651 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,560 ‫There's something that ‫you're not saying 46582

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