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‫We need to speak to
‫you in private
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‫I'm really sorry
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‫They're exceptionally
‫protective of their mother
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‫Why aren't you with
‫someone your own age
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‫I was with somebody else
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‫I even thought that I
‫was going to marry her
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‫Della this is
‫Heidi my associate
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‫Will you marry me
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‫Forever
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‫It's a long time
‫even with the right person
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‫And with the wrong person
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‫It's a slow death
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‫God
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‫This is
‫This is not a no is it
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‫No
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‫So so that's a A yes
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‫You don't have
to get me a ring
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‫Yes I do
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‫Otherwise how will everybody
‫know that you belong to me
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‫Very droll
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‫I want to get you a ring
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‫And I want to buy it
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‫Ooo that is quite something
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‫Morning
Excuse the state of us
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‫Just out for a run
‫Yeah we can see
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‫How are you both during this
‫never-ending festive season
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‫Actually we're in a rush
‫We're in a rush
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‫Enjoy your er Exertions
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‫He's going to have
‫to know eventually
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‫Truth is I'd prefer it
‫if it was just for us
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‫It seems illicit
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‫Isn't that just
‫another word for wrong
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‫Why do you want to marry me
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‫Why marriage
‫Why not just us as we are
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‫I knew I should have bought
‫that ring right there and then
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‫Ok
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‫I want to marry you because I
‫love you and I want to know
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‫I want to know that it's just me and
‫you it's us forever
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‫Satisfied Sorry
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‫I never thought I'd
‫get married again
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‫I never thought I'd ask again
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‫seeing as last time
‫I'd barely got the question out
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‫before I'd been dumped
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‫Yeah
‫I hate how she did that to you
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‫I think the point is
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‫we have to be allowed to
‫hope that things can change
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‫can get better
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‫Otherwise we're not moving
‫forward we're just stuck
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‫Stuck holding on to
‫some shitty past
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‫So wise for one so young
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‫Bugger off
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‫Now can I please be
‫allowed to go back to sleep
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‫or have you got any more wobbles
‫you'd like to share with the group
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‫Bugger off yourself
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‫She was my wife
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‫The person I chose
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‫The mother of my children
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‫The woman I wanted to be with
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‫That counts for something
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‫Allows me to be the one
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‫To save her from him
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‫Hot Be careful Yes
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‫They might surprise you
‫with their reaction
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‫How was the drive
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‫Dreamy until we got off the m5
‫and Elsie completely lost her shit
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‫It's ok though
‫she just wants the boob
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‫Eimear this is Benjamin
‫Guessed as much How you doing
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‫Yeah yeah I
‫Be gentle with my husband
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‫Office Christmas party last night
‫Say no more
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‫Ignore her
‫I'm suffering no ill effects
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‫Yeah cos you're still tanked
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‫I've missed you
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‫How are you Patrick
‫Good to see you
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‫And you Benjamin and you
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‫Cavalry have arrived
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‫Like the hair
‫Very um Borstal
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‫Ooo
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‫Land of no signal
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‫Yeah there's a spot out by the
‫field I found you can get three bars
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‫There is is there Granny
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‫Can you er
‫Give me a hand Granny
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‫You look painfully
‫thin darling
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‫You always say that
‫however rotund I am
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‫Well you've never been
‫rotund in your life
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‫I saw 18 yellow cars granny
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‫My goodness
‫that's so many yellow cars
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‫Who's he
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‫Hello Charlotte I'm Benjamin
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‫She takes a while to warm up
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‫With people she doesn't know
‫No offence Benjamin
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‫That's a very wise
‫policy Charlotte
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‫I've got to make a work call
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‫Er er We um Er
‫We have some news
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‫So I see Poor old Volvo
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‫Let's go and see the Christmas
‫tree everybody It's Christmas
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‫Christmas-time
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‫Yay There's so many presents
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‫Leo says you've
‫given my room away
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‫Yours is the only south-facing
‫one so um
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‫Benjamin's in here
‫working all hours
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‫He's er well a master's isn't
‫the joke that it was in my day
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‫And before you ask who's
‫paying for it I am
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‫but he's going to pay me back
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‫I wasn't going to ask
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‫Honestly I didn't think you'd mind
‫You're hardly ever here
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‫Time to put away childish
‫things and all that
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‫Mum I really don't mind
‫It's fine
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‫All they're all in diff
‫Yes I'm so sorry
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‫And that is one for
‫Charlotte as well
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‫Aw That's grim
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‫Hey it's not my fault if
‫you're not getting any bro
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‫Ooo Careful Leo
‫It's all good
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‫What a hero Here you go
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‫Right as reigning champion
‫I get to pick the first game
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‫Thank you Ladies
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‫It's the one we all love
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‫You all right to be banker
‫Yeah
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‫But can we trust him not
‫to dip his hand in the pot
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‫Depends on the stakes
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‫Um it's a grand sum of £1
‫everybody puts in for each round
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‫There are ten different
‫games in total
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‫and if
‫by the end of boxing day
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‫we haven't all got furious with
‫one another and given up
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‫Della-gate 2009
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‫One year it was one year
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‫And might I add it was in response
‫to you doing a shitload of cheating
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‫Language We've kind of
‫lost that battle already
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‫Anyway we play
‫We play some more
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‫someone wins usually dad
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‫We're not making it sound like a lot
‫of fun but I promise you it is
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‫Please play
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‫Word to the wise Benjamin
‫it is a blood sport
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‫I prefer to just sit back and watch
‫them tear each other to shreds
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‫Sounds like a plan
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‫Benjamin make yourself useful
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‫Scorekeeper Lucky you
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‫Is Patrick all right
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‫Yeah last time I checked
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‫How's he dealing with
‫you going back to work
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‫Well
‫he survived that body blow
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‫what with living in the
‫21st century and all
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‫I just meant that today
‫he seems a bit um
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‫And that has to be down to
‫me does it
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‫We're good We're actually better
‫than we've been for a while
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‫That's good you deserve it
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‫Both of you do
‫I think Patrick
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‫I think he's just adjusting to the
‫fact that everything is different
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‫I mean I'd heard plenty enough
‫about your man there already
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‫but Patrick missed out the part
‫about him being a stone-cold fox
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‫Worth all the aggro I hope
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‫I'm not telling you to upset
‫you I'm telling you
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‫I'm telling you so that you
‫don't find out from anybody else
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‫No it's not
‫gloating Ali it
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‫Well
‫it's called common decency
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‫Anyway look I've got
‫I've got to go
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‫Yeah Take care yourself Bye
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‫I couldn't find you
‫Sorry Sorry
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‫No I'm sorry
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‫Sorry
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‫I that was That was Ali
‫I called her I um
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‫I wanted her to know
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‫It's it's good news and I just
‫I wanted to share it
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‫I will tell them
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‫How's she take it
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‫Not what I expected actually
‫She
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‫She was actually
‫Sort of gutted
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‫Funny how things turn out
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‫I can carve mum
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‫Which is code for "give
‫yourself the biggest portion"
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‫You're hardly
‫going to go hungry
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‫Please be my guest It'll be the
‫most work you've done all year
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‫I don't know where
‫you put it all
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‫If I ate as much as you did
‫I'd be as big as a house
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‫Hardly Come on look at you
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‫I'll have you know
‫bar work is actually very taxing
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‫Mum said they fired you
‫They didn't fire me
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‫There weren't enough shifts
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‫What with Christmas being
‫such a quiet time and all
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‫I think we need more red down here
‫Benjamin would you do the honours
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‫Yeah of course
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‫It's very nice
‫You guys brought it
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‫Yes Yeah Sorry
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‫I can top my own wife up
‫but thanks you're a real gent
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‫We're getting married
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‫Benjamin proposed
‫and I said yes
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‫Sorry are you two on Xanax
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‫Because we're not behaving like children
‫It's called caring
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‫Fuck me What about dad
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‫What about him
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‫You only got divorced
‫five minutes ago
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‫I'd say your father gave up the
‫right to have his feelings considered
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‫when he decided to sleep
‫with my best friend
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‫So when's the big day
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‫Well we er We haven't talked
‫about that yet but hopefully
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‫Not for a long time I'm sure
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‫Patrick I'm sure you've got
‫something to say about it
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‫Apparently not
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‫Patrick has decided now is the perfect
‫time to stop telling everyone what to do
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‫Go easy Leo won't you
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‫It's hardly bog-standard news
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‫You're getting married
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‫Yes
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‫You're getting married to him
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‫I'm still sitting here
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‫Patrick
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‫Patrick
please don't ignore me
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‫It'll be getting cold - lamb
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‫Very good
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‫Man of the house
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‫Della
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‫I'm fine for ham
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‫No I
‫I meant what do you think
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‫I think
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‫I think I don't understand
‫why anyone gets married
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‫I have to say it's not often I'm
‫grateful for the fact I've got no family
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‫Well no-one's got no family
‫unless you're in a dickens' novel
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‫That's not what I'm talking about
‫Um
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‫I mean I'm sure there are cousins
‫and aunts and all that but
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‫I'm talking about close family
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‫You know the ones who can
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‫The ones who make you feel
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‫Smaller
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‫Well
‫it's a lot for them to take in
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‫You're right you're right
‫Of course you're right
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‫No I suppose no matter
‫how car-crashy it was
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‫at least we can console ourselves
‫with the fact that the worst is over
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‫Er julia's here
‫To see you
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‫I hope you're not going to change
‫our arrangements for tomorrow
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‫because you know it is customary
‫for a father to see his children
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‫on all the major holidays
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‫I'm not changing any arrangement
‫Good Good
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‫Because last year wasn't the
‫same not seeing them
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‫That was their
choice not mine
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‫If you say so
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‫What I came to tell you
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‫is Benjamin and I
‫are getting married
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‫Well it's obvious why
‫he'd want to marry you
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‫Yeah Why's that
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‫For your money
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00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,456
‫I forgot that I was utterly
‫devoid of any other charms
241
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,576
‫Why you'd say yes
‫that's the bit I can't fathom
242
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,256
‫I don't want another row
‫Who said anything about rowing
243
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,920
‫We're just having a conversation
‫a perfectly civil one
244
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,216
‫Remind me
‫is it three or four months
245
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,800
‫since the divorce came through
246
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,880
‫Well let's see the ring then
247
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,960
‫Don't be shy I'm sure it's
‫quite the rock he's got you
248
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,056
‫Three months' salary
‫that's what I spent on yours
249
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,736
‫I know Benjamin is
‫basically still in school
250
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,736
‫but for an occasion like this
‫I'm sure he pushed the boat out
251
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,736
‫You really are such a child
252
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,000
‫Says the woman marrying one
253
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,640
‫Ha-ha
254
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,096
‫I didn't come to ask
‫for your blessing
255
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,096
‫I just came to tell you
256
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,296
‫Which I've done
‫so I'm going to go now
257
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,856
‫I'm trying to help you here
‫Julia believe it or not
258
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,456
‫I don't want you
made a fool of
259
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,536
‫What - any more than you did
260
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,096
‫And there we have it
‫what this is really all about
261
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,856
‫You getting revenge on me
262
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,616
‫Shut up
263
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,216
‫It would be easier
‫and a lot cheaper
264
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,720
‫if you'd just admit you're
‫still in love with me
265
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,000
‫Do you remember
‫how happy we were
266
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,096
‫How happy we were that day
267
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,816
‫You with your ridiculous mullet
268
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:18,336
‫and me with a waist this thin
‫and a smile as wide as my face
269
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,856
‫And it was just like
‫It was like nobody else mattered
270
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,896
‫It was just us
271
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,616
‫I remember
272
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,296
‫If I'd known then
‫what was coming
273
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,416
‫and who you really were
274
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,720
‫I would never have said yes
275
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,416
‫Don't you think for one second
276
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,280
‫that this is anything
‫even to do with you
277
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,816
‫Where shall I send
‫the flowers to
278
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,136
‫On second thoughts
‫I'll hold off
279
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,240
‫Cos you and I both know you'll
‫never go through with it
280
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,520
‫Mum Mum mum Stop
281
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,216
‫Mum Fuck mum I was asleep
‫Is everything all right
282
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,456
‫I need you all to hear me
‫What - and the neighbours too
283
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,280
‫Give us space
‫Go on back inside
284
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,936
‫I found myself last night
‫wanting to apologise
285
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,176
‫As if I
286
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,200
‫We've done something wrong
‫We haven't
287
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:34,496
‫We're in love however difficult
‫or absurd you might all find that
288
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,056
‫And as a consequence we're getting
‫married It's really quite simple
289
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,640
‫Yeah we get the memo
‫Do not interrupt me
290
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,176
‫I made out like it would
‫be a long engagement
291
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,376
‫because I didn't want any
‫of you to feel any worse
292
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,360
‫than you clearly already did
293
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,376
‫But I am 60 years old
294
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,416
‫And I may be your mother
295
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,760
‫but that is not all I am
296
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,296
‫I refuse to waste
‫any more of my life
297
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,200
‫doing what is best
‫for other people
298
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,776
‫I want to get married soon
299
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,840
‫And you know what
‫I want to do it here
300
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,840
‫Your support would be lovely
301
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,800
‫But in the absence of that
302
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,016
‫I'd ask of you one thing
303
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,240
‫Which frankly
‫isn't very fucking much
304
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,680
‫I'd ask that you please
‫keep your mouths shut
305
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,960
‫Mum That was
306
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,120
‫That was seriously cool
307
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,120
‫Really Yeah
308
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,840
‫Pure she-ra
309
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,576
‫Er last night I
310
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,896
‫I should have just done what
‫a normal person would do
311
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,216
‫and say congratulations
‫given you a hug
312
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,240
‫But I Didn't
313
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,616
‫Cos
314
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,216
‫Cos I'm so supremely shit
‫at commitment of any kind
315
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,016
‫I can't see past myself
316
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,336
‫so I am sorry
317
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,176
‫And
318
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,360
‫Congratulations mum
319
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,480
‫But can we skip the hug part
320
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,456
‫I'm stuck Hey I want the blue one
‫You can have the green one
321
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,816
‫Ok There we go
322
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,176
‫Yay
323
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,016
‫Um have you got any
‫preferences as to colours
324
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,696
‫I quite like yellow
325
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,736
‫I don't know any of the
‫answers to the questions
326
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,360
‫Well you know you can just
327
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,216
‫Er
‫you can just join our team
328
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,080
‫Yeah we need all
‫the help we can get
329
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,240
‫Dare I ask
330
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,160
‫She's marrying him She's
331
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,320
‫Wow
332
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,456
‫I didn't think
‫she had it in her
333
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,576
‫And you're
334
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,280
‫I'm fine It's non-news
335
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,136
‫You were married for decades
336
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,616
‫it's natural to be upset
337
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,616
‫I'm not
‫Upset I'm really not
338
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,160
‫The lady doth protest too much
339
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,456
‫We made a deal
340
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,280
‫No more worrying about
‫them about her
341
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,960
‫It's you and me that matters
342
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,720
‫That is a criminally-sweaty
‫upper lip
343
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,096
‫I have some seriously
‫bat-shit news
344
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:35,400
‫And don't shoot the
‫messenger but m-mum's
345
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,520
‫She's engaged
346
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,856
‫It's good to hear from you
‫Are you listening
347
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,360
‫Dad mum is getting
‫remarried to that
348
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,760
‫Him I know she told me
349
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,096
‫She she did
350
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,680
‫Thanks
351
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,536
‫You always have my
‫back don't you
352
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,480
‫Obviously You're my dad
353
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,160
‫Do you mind I knocked
354
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,576
‫£50 And in return
355
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,320
‫You make yourself
‫scarce tonight
356
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,256
‫Ha This is very Stalkery
357
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,080
‫I forgot
‫romance is lost on you
358
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,536
‫That's what I like
‫for you to think
359
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,400
‫Secretly I fucking love it
360
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,640
‫These are beautiful
361
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,440
‫Thank you
362
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,776
‫Wow
363
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,456
‫Is Cali not joining us
364
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,496
‫Er i tried to persuade her
365
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:23,416
‫but she er
‫Muttered something about plans
366
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,816
‫with a friend
367
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,856
‫Ha-ha
368
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,496
‫Wow A male friend
369
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,256
‫Well let's hope so
‫for all our sakes
370
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,016
‫Thank you
371
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,560
‫I rather enjoy having a chaste
‫daughter thank you very much
372
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,336
‫Wow
373
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,720
‫This is such a treat
374
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,480
‫I taught you well
375
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,440
‫Cheers darling
376
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,480
‫I think you've given me gout or
‫diabetes I'm not sure which yet
377
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,256
‫I'm not complaining
378
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,840
‫Just this little tiny bit
379
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,480
‫What are you doing
380
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,800
‫Marsha
381
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,480
‫Would you do me the
‫honour of being my wife
382
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,480
‫Put it away
‫Put the ring away please
383
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,536
‫What don't you Do you
‫Do you not like it
384
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,376
‫Well er We can
‫Get another whatever you want
385
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,576
‫It's
‫it's just it's my mother's
386
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,056
‫I know it's your mother's
‫Given that she can't stand me
387
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,176
‫it really makes it all the more
‫perfect doesn't it
388
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,760
‫Get off the floor
‫you look ridiculous
389
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,336
‫I-I don't understand
390
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,480
‫Really You don't understand
391
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,536
‫I thought this would
‫be a nice thing
392
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,936
‫that you'd Be happy
393
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,520
‫Why today
394
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,840
‫Why not all the other days
395
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,720
‫Because because of her
396
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,880
‫Julia
397
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,200
‫It's Julia
398
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,160
‫This has nothing
‫to do with Julia
399
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,720
‫Where did you go
400
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,760
‫Er
401
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,416
‫I made you a coffee
402
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,360
‫No thank you
403
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,736
‫I would've got you flowers
404
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,920
‫I don't want flowers
405
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,440
‫I can er
406
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,000
‫I can see how it might have
‫looked and I
407
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,200
‫It was a poor decision
408
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,280
‫Are we ok
‫I really need to know that we're ok
409
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,560
‫It's Christmas we have to be
410
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,960
‫And after
411
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,456
‫What should we tell dad about
‫you know your nuptials
412
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,960
‫I wouldn't worry mum's already
‫dropped that particular bomb
413
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,256
‫Del if you're getting
‫in get in
414
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,696
‫Leo sorry mate
‫no room at the inn
415
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,480
‫I was going to cycle anyway
416
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,536
‫When did you tell him
417
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,120
‫Yesterday morning
418
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,936
‫So when you came
‫back all guns blazing
419
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,216
‫saying that we'd get married next
‫year you'd come from his
420
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:28,576
‫The two things aren't related
421
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,296
‫Because I am
‫I am starting to wonder
422
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,616
‫whether you actually
‫want to marry me
423
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,216
‫or whether this is just some really
‫fucked-up way of getting back at Ted
424
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,216
‫I could ask you the same thing
‫Rushing to tell Ali
425
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,480
‫so that she could - what
‫regret her mistake and come running back
426
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,800
‫I want this
427
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,080
‫I'm just not entirely
‫sure that you do
428
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,896
‫You have work yet
429
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,656
‫Bibi it's Christmas
‫you're not allowed to ask that
430
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,200
‫She's allowed to ask
‫anything she wants
431
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,976
‫You have the same laugh as dad
432
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,560
‫Maybe it's his way of
‫saying "I'm still here"
433
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,600
‫And you my girls
‫are still as foolish as ever
434
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,416
‫Yo-ho-ho
435
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,480
‫Who have we here
436
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,720
‫We're not kids any more
437
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,896
‫You're a very dapper Santa
438
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,056
‫Charlotte will love it
‫She's asleep in the car
439
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,736
‫I'd wake her
‫but she gets feral
440
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,320
‫Yeah della was the same
‫She probably still is
441
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,656
‫Hey
442
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,240
‫Eleven minutes six seconds
‫Boom
443
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,216
‫I er
‫I didn't know you were a cook
444
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,296
‫ Please I'm not
‫This is your father's handiwork
445
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,656
‫No er Thank you Um
446
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,280
‫Mum made a big
‫breakfast the works
447
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,136
‫How's uni Cali
448
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,096
‫I-I graduated in summer
449
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,856
‫Sorry I'm crap
450
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,000
‫No it's fine
‫Thanks for asking
451
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,480
‫It means a lot to
‫him you all coming
452
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,240
‫It's for Charlotte's sake
453
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,096
‫Right Well um
454
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,000
‫You're here now
455
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,296
‫I don't think there
‫are any more presents
456
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,096
‫I think that's quite enough
457
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,640
‫Shall I have a look in my sack
458
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:43,360
‫Ohhhhhhhh
I'm afraid that's it
459
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,936
‫But one of my elfish
‫spies tells me
460
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:53,856
‫that grandpa and
‫Granny Marsha have something
461
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,256
‫Here
462
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,560
‫Ooooooooo Too many mince pies
463
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,720
‫Ooo what's this Wow
‫Ooo What's this
464
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,160
‫What have you got
465
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:13,976
‫She already has a bike
466
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,216
‫Not a pink one dad
467
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,816
‫Deliberately
468
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,280
‫Thumbs up or thumbs down
469
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,360
‫Aren't you a lucky girl
470
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,000
‫I do want this
471
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,320
‫Very good
472
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,760
‫Grandpa
473
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,096
‫I hear I missed Santa
474
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,736
‫He was funny
475
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,016
‫Show grandpa how good you are
476
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,640
‫Well we can both
477
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,160
‫Watch me ride grandpa
478
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,416
‫I didn't say a break
‫I said time-out
479
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,376
‫They're very different things
480
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,960
‫So why are you calling me
481
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,736
‫I wanted to Hear your voice
‫Hear How you were
482
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,616
‫Maybe even dispense
‫some festive wishes
483
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,136
‫Festive wishes
484
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,440
‫Please em please don't
‫I hate it when you get upset
485
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,720
‫Em I have to go I
486
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,376
‫Who was that
487
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,160
‫Er no-one
488
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,216
‫What are you doing
‫hiding in here
489
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:43,016
‫I'm not I'm
‫Admiring your gymnasium
490
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,736
‫I don't remember it
‫being quite so Pimp
491
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,760
‫Yeah we kitted it
‫out after we
492
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,200
‫And you're welcome
‫to use it whenever
493
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,640
‫Don't go
494
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,400
‫Please
495
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,016
‫How are you
496
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,696
‫Work life love
497
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,576
‫Yes to all of the above
498
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,696
‫I'd really like if we
499
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,216
‫Sorry dad I need a wee
500
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,040
‫Get the others after
501
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,800
‫There's something I want
‫to discuss with you all
502
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,520
‫When they were dating
‫it was one thing but marriage
503
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,736
‫What do we even
‫know about this boy
504
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,576
‫What does anyone
‫know about anyone
505
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,816
‫Philosopher's in the building
506
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,936
‫We know he makes mum happy
507
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,080
‫And he's hardly a boy
‫the man's older than me
508
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,896
‫You're right dad
‫We know sweet fa about Benjamin
509
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,800
‫Patrick
‫tell him about your digging
510
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,456
‫There's nothing online -
‫incriminating or otherwise
511
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,256
‫The only red flag was
‫an eviction notice
512
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,656
‫but now he's made himself
‫comfortable in our house
513
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,976
‫Did you tell your mother Yes
514
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,896
‫And like all things Benjamin-related
‫she quickly explained it away
515
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,096
‫Well obviously you weren't firm enough
‫I should take over
516
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,816
‫Sorry
‫and this is to do with you how
517
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,256
‫Hard as you may
‫find it to believe
518
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,736
‫I care about your mother
519
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,296
‫and I want her to be ok
520
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,856
‫Most importantly
‫I want you all to be ok
521
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,336
‫You want us to be ok
522
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,080
‫That's what he said isn't it
523
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,160
‫Have you thought what it
‫actually means - marriage
524
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:39,416
‫Besides having someone barely
‫older than you as your stepfather
525
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,296
‫it means Benjamin gets
‫half of everything
526
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,616
‫Half of the house I worked
‫my whole career to pay off
527
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,776
‫Half of the savings
‫half of the lot
528
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,656
‫And when he leaves your
‫mother which he will
529
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,616
‫he'll be leaving with
‫your inheritance
530
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,336
‫I don't care about the money
531
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,016
‫Well you will when it's gone
532
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,936
‫and you're stuck forever renting
‫in whatever shoebox you end up in
533
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,960
‫What do you suggest we do
534
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,880
‫That's the part
I'm not hearing
535
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,120
‫I i haven't got that far
536
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,456
‫I just wanted to sound you all
‫out check we're all in agreement
537
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,176
‫Yep
538
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,280
‫We are
539
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,160
‫Della
540
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:27,576
‫Leave me out of it
‫Why are you always so obstructive
541
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,400
‫Why are you always
such a dick
542
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,216
‫You don't think the train
‫has kind of left the station
543
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:36,696
‫We're hardly talking about
‫someone with an iron will here
544
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,960
‫Don't talk that way about mum
545
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,896
‫Bottom line
546
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,616
‫I just want you all
‫your mother included
547
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,136
‫to be protected
‫against this man
548
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,480
‫Our father
the great protector
549
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,480
‫Mum will be waiting
550
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,656
‫Nice moves
551
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,536
‫I was just going
‫to pick up my mum
552
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,280
‫You can come if you like
553
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,000
‫I think she'd prefer
‫if it was just you
554
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,640
‫Allow me to accept the
‫things I cannot change
555
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,480
‫The courage to change
‫the things I can
556
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,800
‫And the wisdom to
‫know the difference
557
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,240
‫Mum
558
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,400
‫Mum
559
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,520
‫Mum
560
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,880
‫Make yourself useful
561
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,416
‫Where's your overnight bag
‫I'll load it into the car
562
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,216
‫I'm not coming
563
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,696
‫What do you mean
564
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,496
‫Last year was too awful
565
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,120
‫Pretending everything was
‫normal when it wasn't
566
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,016
‫And that dreadful woman
‫Mother you can't she's my partner
567
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,640
‫You can't speak about
‫Marsha like that
568
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,616
‫So you'd rather
‫stay here instead
569
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,016
‫Spend Christmas day alone
‫Lovely
570
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,856
‫I won't be alone
571
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,600
‫Julia's having me over
572
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,816
‫You're going to Julia's
‫for Christmas day
573
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,616
‫That's what I said
574
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,056
‫To my ex-wife
‫You're going to my ex-wife's
575
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,296
‫No fault of mine that is it
576
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,096
‫You didn't think
to phone ahead
577
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,176
‫tell me not to bother
‫coming to pick you up
578
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:19,280
‫We still have church and I'll need
‫running over to Julia's after
579
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,616
‫Told you her news has she
580
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,296
‫What news
‫So she's not so attentive after all
581
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:29,256
‫Julia's engaged to her
‫To Benjamin
582
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,376
‫That's right mother
‫a divorcee marrying again
583
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,760
‫I'm sure there's something
‫in the scriptures about that
584
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,080
‫All good wishes to them
585
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,736
‫All good wishes
586
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,616
‫This is the woman I married
587
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,576
‫I'm not the one
‫that forgot that
588
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:48,480
‫I I've loved her
‫over half my life
589
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,080
‫I haven't always liked
‫her or
590
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,720
‫Been understood by
‫her but she is
591
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,080
‫She was my one
592
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,920
‫Then you're even more of
‫a fool than I thought
593
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,160
‫Ooo hello
‫Come on I'm going to get you
594
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,216
‫You giggle-pops come on
595
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,336
‫And one two
596
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,096
‫Two Three
597
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,440
‫Whoo
598
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,000
‫Mum Can I borrow you
599
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,800
‫Just hear me out
600
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,880
‫Please mum
601
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,560
‫Read it before
you say anything
602
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,320
‫God
603
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,176
‫For your sake Patrick I'm going
‫to pretend that didn't just happen
604
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,296
‫Prenuptial agreements
‫are standard practice
605
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,096
‫Did your father
‫put you up to this
606
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,416
‫When you two are united
‫that is really saying something
607
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,760
‫He didn't
‫I want you to be protected
608
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,296
‫If Benjamin's intentions are
‫good he won't object
609
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,856
‫You cannot seriously
‫believe that
610
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,296
‫If I ask him to sign
‫this it means one thing
611
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,896
‫It means I don't trust him
612
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,600
‫And then it's over
‫which is what you want
613
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,480
‫Look mum
‫this is not some attack on Benjamin
614
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:43,040
‫No-one goes into marriage thinking
‫anything other than it'll last forever
615
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,496
‫It's all love and plans
616
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,520
‫and endless time but
617
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,680
‫People change
618
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,296
‫This is about you
619
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,200
‫What's going on
620
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,400
‫Nothing Everything's fine
621
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,520
‫I really need you to do this
622
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,280
‫If not for yourself
‫then for me
623
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,080
‫It's not fair Patrick
624
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,896
‫Hello hello Welcome
625
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,480
‫Come in come in Ted
626
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,960
‫I'll leave you to
‫it then mother
627
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,056
‫Happy Christmas I guess
628
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,600
‫And you son
629
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,960
‫You're here
630
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,560
‫Come on in come on
631
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,600
‫Come in have a drink
632
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,720
‫Who do you think you are
633
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,320
‫This is my house
634
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,880
‫Not any more
635
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,040
‫I want you to know
‫it wasn't my idea
636
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,120
‫To to have your mother
637
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,280
‫I don't want you
‫to think I'm cruel
638
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,960
‫She prefers you
639
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:28,720
‫And who can blame her
640
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,536
‫Can I help you
‫I'm looking for Benjamin
641
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,176
‫I'm his brother
642
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,536
‫You told me you
‫were an only child
643
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,576
‫If you can lie about that
‫you can lie about anything
644
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,736
‫There's still time
‫to stop this wedding
645
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,520
‫with a little helping hand
646
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,240
‫We think you're marrying
‫our mother for her money
647
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,576
‫Told you he was on my side
‫I'm not on a side
648
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,640
‫You weren't picking your dad's side
‫when you hid his affair from me
649
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,456
‫I want us to elope
650
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,576
‫This is odd behaviour
651
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,560
‫There's something that
‫you're not saying
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