Original subtitles

FORKY: What's going on? Where am I? Why is it like that?

How high is that? Who's that? Why do you think?

What's a book? Could that be better?

Why are you talking to me? Why is a cloud? Who are you?

(ANNOUNCER READING)

I don't know!

Hey! Forky here.

How's it going?

I got another question. What is a friend? Hmm.

And to help me answer that is my good friend,

What-No! Hello, What-No!

No, I know that's my friend's name because Bonnie's mom

always carries him around when she's on the phone

and she says over and over,

"What! No! What! No!"

Are you having a good day, What-No?

I know you are because of that big smile of yours.

You're always smiling. You have such a kind face, What-No!

So, thanks for reminding me to smile

because I like to do it too sometimes. See? Watch me.

(MUFFLED) How's that?

I've heard friends smile at each other.

A lot.

What do you think a friend is, What-No?

Take your time, no rush.

So, I'm guessing friends dance.

(LAUGHING GLEEFULLY)

Watch this.

Take it!

Subtle.

Okay! Enough dancing.

You know what friends really like?

Tickle fights!

(LAUGHING)

Cut it out!

Hey, knucklehead!

Hey, Trevor!

You know that's just an inanimate ceramic mug, don't you?

What?

-Crazy spork! -(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

That was so much fun.

Oh!

You know what? You taught me something, What-No!

I think I now know what a friend is.

Someone you can just sit with and say absolutely nothing

and still have the best time.

-I love you! -(MUG SHATTERS)

What? (YELLING) No!

(CHUCKLING) Wow. I can't thank you enough, Martin.

(CRYING) No!

(SIGHS)