Original subtitles

I do have the array of people that I am talking to.

Whether it be one guy or ten guys,

I just wanna have fun.

This is the time to be selfish.

(Jorge) When I moved from Venezuela,

I had to leave behind my family,

But I wanted to be able to be me without being judged.

(Justin) I'm grateful for you guys coming here.

I did notice Cheyenne didn't.

Is he back at the house?

We don't know.

What's up, kiddo? Hi!

(Justin) Oh, here Cheyenne is,

right there on the sofa with his boyfriend.

Your feelings aside... It was totally worth it.

(chuckling) That was important to me.

I'm not gonna entertain this bull(bleep) any more.

(Patrick) Wait, is he actually leaving?

(Cheyenne) Honestly, I don't care.

♪♪

♪ Maybe we can get away ♪

♪ I dare you to come and play, ooh ♪

♪ Sink our feet into the sand come with me ♪

♪ Just take my hand ♪♪

♪♪

Oh, Bodie, get ready, baby.

Friday...

Our crazy crew is coming back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pull and pop, pop, boom.

Get over there. Ready.

I'm kind of in the mood to look for something

to make me wanna draw a little bit.

I'm not a foot person.

You're not a foot fetish person?

No. Do you want a taste?

Get it away.

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Hola. You look cute.

My hair? I don't know.

You don't like it?

Fabio's my boyfriend.

We've been together for eight years.

Are you behaving?

I am always behaving.

You know. I'm an angel.

At the end of the day, the person that I wanna

sleep with and I wanna cuddle,

the person that I feel something in here

when I see is him.

Are you gonna come to Fire Island?

I wanna share this with you.

I haven't seen you, like, two months.

I miss you.

Really? When we rented this house,

I wanted you to be there.

See a big party?

What you mean, Barcelona?

No, you're not going there!

No, for real!

Hey, for real, man, you're gonna come.

Fabio, it's for real.

It's supposed to be our holiday together.

Really?

Can you, like, talk to me, like, one more minute?

I love you, I love you.

I call you tomorrow, I love you.

Awesome.

Bye.

You have so much stuff today.

I know, can you help me?

I did enough helping today.

Matty! Hey!

How are you? I'm good.

Oh, you look so tan. I know.

You're getting hairier and hairier.

Dodgeball!

Well, we're gonna do it.

We have to come up with a team name later at dinner.

Are you guys cooking tonight? Yeah.

A little family dinner moment,

'cause I feel like we all need to come together

and just, like, regroup.

I feel bad for missing Justin's art show.

And a good way to bring people together

is a home-cooked meal.

Candles for the table.

I wanna go get a little flower arrangement.

I'm gonna help you, I'll help you cook.

Where's the wine?

When you do some wrong,

the best way to a person's heart is through food.

Which candles? This is not...

Thank you so much for this dinner.

This is gonna be so good.

If we- if we don't run out of time.

Luckily for me, one of the very few things

that I picked up from my mother was cooking.

Would you marry this tomato?

If you were a tomato, would you marry this tomato?

Let's grab Luka and let's go back to the house.

Success, I think we got everything you need.

Oh, it's so nice out.

Oh, we're back.

Every single time I walk in, it get's-

It doesn't get old, right?

It doesn't get old, it's so nice.

Jorge, can you turn the grill on, like, right away

so it's hot?

Where's Patrick? Maybe he's working.

That's fine, too many cooks in the kitchen.

If we could get the table set.

Cute, okay.

Jorge? What?

Come on!

Take this one and that one

and put it, like, right in front of the house.

Are you gonna do anything tonight

or you're just gonna chill?

We have an early morning so if you, like...

I feel, like, dodgeball has completely negated

any chance of me going out.

I could be persuaded to go do something.

I know you could.

I'm a single man, so I feel, like...

I get it, I have been a single man many a time.

Yeah. But, I do think you should be a little cautious.

You know, you go into these, like,

threesomes and orgies with...

I never said I had a threesome or an orgy.

But we already know that you have.

Like, there was- my room was

a backpack holding facility the other day.

I'm young and I'm on Fire Island.

Of course, I'm gonna have fun and make the most of the summer.

There was a lot of people just trying to hang out.

Right... inside you.

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You're not acting like yourself today.

What's up?

Fabio's not here, man, I miss him.

Well, well, duh, it sucks.

It's been more than two months and I haven't seen him, man.

He promised me to come this weekend,

and then he disappear, he's going to Ibiza.

Jorge and Fabio have been together for eight years.

Ever since Jorge came to New York from Venezuela,

they've been having to do the long distance thing,

which I can attest to now is super tough.

And I called him.

I was trying to be nice with him.

I was trying to be cool with him.

And then as soon as his straight friends, they show up,

and they were, like, oh, we going to Space, the club.

And I said, like, okay, Fabio, bye, I love you.

And I said "I love you" three times.

He never said "I love you" back.

Because he was with his straight friends.

I can't lie, like, that does suck, like-

If I were in your position, I would-

I don't know, I'd be hurt.

It is hard to be gay in, in Latin America

because of the culture.

The boys in the family are boys

and are meant to be with a girl.

I wanted to move to America

because I wanted to have, uh, a better lifestyle.

I see you bringing Jason, you know, holding hands.

Like, I want to have a moment like that.

Yeah.

I'm heartbroken for Jorge.

He's just so, like, sad.

And I can't do anything about it, like, as his best friend.

This been for eight years, you know?

You cannot forget about me.

Like, I am not just your boyfriend.

I'm more than that, I'm your family, man.

Yeah. He's my family.

I don't deserve this.

Give me a hug, give me a hug.

I get it, I get it.

Ohh... it sucks. I hate that.

Okay, this weekend, my mission is going

to be to keep you occupied at all times.

Lucy, I'm home!

Oh, gosh! Hi.

Look who's cooking. Me, it's a miracle.

Mmm... hi.

Last weekend, I had the show,

and it was a high on so many levels.

But the Cheyenne incident has really been weighing on me.

Were you working or...

I was at work, gonna have to go back tomorrow.

I wanna leave here early tomorrow morning.

Just here for the night? Just for the night.

Well, good, 'cause I'm making us a little family dinner.

Last week, I got a half-assed apology from Cheyenne

about not coming to my show.

So, I wanna confront him about it and get past it.

I wanna just kind of get everyone together

and reignite the bond.

You pissed me off a little bit to be quite honest.

You said you wanted to help and made a promise to me,

I guess, and... Well...

It hurt my feelings.

You're sensitive. I'm- I'm very sensitive.

But I'm also a stickler for promises.

If you tell me you're gonna be somewhere, I expect you

to be somewhere, because I will do the same for you.

I'm the first person to not want to lose an argument.

I won't let it happen again, like, I promise.

Okay. All right, buddy?

I accept it. Thank you, thank you.

But I'd rather bow out than sit here

and listen to all this nonsense anymore.

It's just too much for me.

What do I do with this bouquet?

Boy, it's windy tonight.

Any takers? It's dinnertime!

I thought I'd get on the beach in this position,

but not on the table.

Cheyenne, he's definitely a perfectionist.

He wanted, you know... he wanted a lot.

It looks like the opposite of what I dream.

And how is that rosé getting anything done?

This is what made it get done!

I could see that he was stressed about it,

but it was important to him, so I just support him

since he did need to apologize.

Did you finish all the vinaigrette and stuff?

All done. Thank you so much.

And I made extra, you're welcome.

I'm happy he apologized, but I have my doubts, so...

We'll see what happens in the future.

Khasan, where's Patrick?

I'm not sure.

We were all supposed to help each other.

I'm sending out an S.O.S.

Right now, I'm trying to redeem myself,

and Patrick is nowhere to be found.

And I'm thinking to myself, like, cool.

Left side. Why?

Oh, my gosh.

Emily Post, man, just do it.

Who's Emily and why is she posting?

So much to...

Come on in, come on in.

Entre! What kind of dog is that?

Hi, Jorge! Hey!

You're just in time.

Hi. How are you guys?

This is some of my co-workers.

Being that I work out on the island,

it's important to me to bring that group

to the rest of the boys in the house,

because I just want things to mesh happily.

Where have you been?

Bringing friends. Oh, okay.

The more, the merrier, you guys.

Cheyenne, nice to meet you guys, hi, pleasure.

So glad you could help.

Patrick's here and there's other people here.

Patrick bringing friends when Cheyenne wanted a family dinner

was just, like, another thing to bring conflict.

Yay! As long as I eat, I don't give a.

But I've learned, you know, I'm not gonna say anything,

because last time, Patrick and Cheyenne fought

and people said it was my fault, but it wasn't.

Oh, wow.

Let's get a drink, you guys want a drink first?

Yes, obviously.

Who are these people now?

The whole point of it is to kind of, like,

strengthen the bond,

and Patrick's just rolled in with,

like, people we don't even know.

Patrick feels the need to invite the whole island.

It's total bull.

I just don't get it, honestly, it's ridiculous.

I- I wish that we were all...

On the same page. Yeah.

Cheyenne...

I just, right now, trying to get the dinner out.

If it's bothering you, let's-

It's not bothering me.

There's going to be another fight.

There's gonna be another fight.

Watch out, watch out!

You're so bad. Ahh!

Ahh! I said not in the face!

Jorge has a mistress this weekend.

And I hope that he doesn't regret this later.

I'm confused, though, like, who is he?

She a ho fo' sho.

Khasan, these are some of my co-workers from work.

Hi. Hi.

I need to finish setting this table.

Okay, can I bring something down?

This, you guys can all...

Okay, well, I'm gonna- we're gonna grab some drinks

and then come down. Okay.

You need anything else? I'll take this out there.

No, no, just bring the wine pull when you come.

Okay. I'm gonna make a drink-drink.

I don't think Patrick brought his friends

to bother Cheyenne specifically.

Y'all want something to drink?

We have ros�.

Neither of them are willing to, like, compromise their views.

And I think it's maybe gonna be a problem.

What'd you guys do today?

We all worked.

Do you guys, you guys- all live on the island then? Yeah.

Patrick's friends, they seem sweet.

Apartments or... No, it's a house.

Like, a house, house.

The Madison, okay.

Jallen is cute.

I'm excited that Patrick brought him.

Why have I never been to any of these.

I know, right? I've been to Ocean and...

But it's just still an awkward place to meet someone new

when you know that the person who made this dinner

just doesn't want them there.

This is the only breadsticks we have?

We have two- three outside.

Hey, guys! I think dinner's ready.

Okay, we're coming.

Let's go, dinner.

Yay, we're all almost here.

Where's Patrick?

I'm not late.

This needs to be on a shirt.

There needs to be a new- a new show called "Where's Patrick"?

Where's Patrick?

Here comes Patrick. There he is.

This looks so good.

Cheyenne, thank you.

I really, honestly am happy we just all were able

to come together, and I feel like now once we sit down...

Oh, my God, this looks so good, you guys.

Where am I sitting?

Right here. Okay.

Cheyenne, this all looks so good.

Thank you for making dinner.

Yeah, I just wanted to say thank you to all of you

that are in the house with me.

This is our summer,

and I'm happy to share this moment with you guys, so...

Thanks, Cheyenne.

Cheers.

That's really sweet of you, I really appreciate that.

And, Cheyenne, on that note, I just wanna say, like,

I'm so happy that we're all here.

And this weekend is really important to me,

um, because Miss Cherry.

It's this beauty pageant that I'm competing in.

Drag is such an important part

of the history of Fire Island.

And a big part of that history

is the Miss Cherry's beauty competition.

I've always wanted to do drag, and, like, after I did my hike

on the Pacific Crest Trail, like, last summer,

it really, like, relinquished all, like,

I had to give, basically.

This is really exciting to me because my mom, y'all,

was a beauty queen.

And when she competed in Miss Georgia,

she sang the song called "Alexander Beetle."

And she had this really cute look.

And so, I'm recreating her look.

I'm feel like I'm, like, following my mom's footsteps

a little bit, and that's really exciting for me.

After hiking the Pacific Crest Trail, it really got me

to start thinking, like, what are some other things

that I have always really wanted to do?

And doing a drag pageant's definitely one of those things.

And I'm personally really excited to see it.

I hope that I don't disappoint you.

Me too.

♪♪

Whoo!

Poppin' bottles.

After dinner, we all, like,

chilled out, had an easy night

because we wanted to, like,

be our best selves for dodgeball today.

Where did all the paper towels-

Are we, like, just burning through...

We had to use the paper towels to wipe up Brandon last night.

Um, I came into my room and there was, like, oh, yes,

like, spot in the bed for me next to Brandon.

Got into the bed and was, like, oh,... sorry.

Yeah.

You think Brandon's having fun?

I mean, is a frog's ass watertight?

I like your shoes.

What size are you??

Wow, I've never seen a foot so big.

Me and Jallen had fun

getting to know each other last night.

You know, he's cute.

I have teammates who wear, like, size, so...

When you were playing basketball? Yeah.

Do you still play? Occasionally.

He's super tall, so I was interested

to see what else was... tall.

Since you're an athlete and tall and strong

and, you know, just was wondering if you wanted

to come play dodgeball with us today?

Sure.

In, like, ten, minutes. That's fine.

Super last minute but... Yeah, that's cool.

We could use you.

Do you remember being?

Uh, yeah, I... no.

When we were young!

I did not have a good time.

I mean, I was with friends,

but I wasn't having fun like that at.

I went to NYU, for Christ sakes.

And I never had sex with anyone.

Girl, let's so back.

And do a world tour.

So, I came out at,,

and then it was, like, zero to.

Gay guys today are coming out a lot earlier.

Yeah. Yeah.

Which is great.

That's amazing!

I wish at, I could have, like, been, like, free

in school holding hands with a boy that I liked.

I grew up in a- in a third-world country

in which to be gay was, like, a big mistake.

You know? A big mistake.

And then, of course, I had to- to fake it all the time,

to be with, like, may- with girls that I thought

that I liked but I didn't.

I liked, I liked the girl's, uh...

Hair. ...brother.

And the hair!

It wasn't easy at all.

I grew up as a Mormon, so I... yeah.

Oh, I know that struggle.

Well, I grew up in California, and I came out at.

Brandon's still, so...

Uh, guys, we have to get ready for dodgeball, so...

I'm gonna go grab my shoes

and then let's get out of here, yeah.

Have fun, bye! You're not going?

I gotta go home. How come?

'Cause I have a big art event.

Bye. Bye!

Good luck. Bye-bye.

Hey, guys, where's Patrick?

We really don't have enough players.

♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

I want all these people to know

that they're all gonna get destroyed.

And they should just leave the beach

if they don't wanna lose.

Wait, guys, what's our team name?

You guys are Not In The Face.

Yeah!

You'll be playing Cheese Dicks.

Ohh... Cheese Dicks?

We better not lose to Cheese Dicks, honey.

These are the other teams.

They most have, you know, matching shirts and things.

But I see you guys brought your abs.

We got a bunch of pretty boys in our little clan.

And over there is, like, some severe warriors.

Some of these throws make me feel like I'm gonna be a god.

We're gonna totally kick ass.

At least I hope so.

No, it's so fun, it's so fun.

Maybe. This is how you play.

So, there's one team here. Okay.

And one team there. Okay.

Jorge has a mistress this weekend.

A mistress is like a little boy toy to, like,

keep him entertained until Fabio gets back.

And you got these balls.

And you wanna throw it and hit people.

Okay.

But I hope that he doesn't regret this later.

Have you gotten the lay of the land yet?

I like the old one with the tattoos.

Jallen, obviously 'cause he's so tall and big.

Look at him.

Ooh, I like this one in the violet.

Ooh.

I'm looking at Brandon, like, he is literally

a kid in the candy store.

Jallen Who?

Anything that you like has a boyfriend already,

I'm sure of it.

Even better, two is better than one.

Oh, my God.

I'm so glad you came.

Jorge's, like, beaming now.

He has, like, a total light in his eyes again.

Never. Never before.

This is, like, an American thing, you know? Uh-huh.

He was feeling lonely yesterday.

I'm glad he brought someone.

He's super hot. He's very handsome.

He's got a bangin' body. I know.

I'm confused now, like, who is he?

Is he Jorge's friend from...

I don't ask those...

I don't ask any more questions.

I just think if Jorge's happy, we're happy.

I mean, the jig is up.

She a ho fo' sho.

Look at his body language.

This is definitely different for Jorge.

The fact that he's acting this way, it worries me.

Kiss already.

♪♪

If we win this game, we're gonna celebrate.

If we don't, we're gonna celebrate.

Maybe we don't.

Are we playing? Guys, right here!

Oh, my God, let's go. Let's go.

Wait, do I have to guard this thing?

Yes.

Oh, this sounds like a nightmare.

Wait, what do we, what do we have to do again?

Ahh! Good luck to us.

One, two, three, hit it, team!

Dodgeball!

Watch it, the side.

Tricky! He's sneaky.

Oh!

I said not in the face!

This is tiring. Where's the ball?

Watch out, watch out! Ahh!

So much yas, girl.

Whoo! I'm out!

We're so bad!

Oh,.

Where did everyone go?!

Are we disqualified forever for being so terrible?

We're the worst dodgeball team.

We came in last place. Last, literally, last.

Good game, good game.

Bad game.

I am so embarrassed for, like, all of us,

but at the same time, this is actually some of the most fun

I've had since we've been on the Island.

Can we get a drink now? Yes.

I need a new body.

We need to work out more.

Welcome to Sip n' Twirl, ladies.

Whoo! We're back, who won?

We made it.

Thank you for coming

to the Fire Island tournament.

Now that we've been totally humiliated,

we're gonna go drink our sorrows away.

There's never any reason to be sore losers.

I hope you guys had a great time.

Now for the winners.

For a team who had the most spirit...

Drum roll, please, drum roll anyone?

Team... Not In The Face.

We're not complete losers!

I hate losing so at least we won something.

The consolation prize.

Miss Congeniality!

We may not know how to play ball,

but we definitely know how to have a ball.

I had to work today,

so I missed the dodgeball thing.

Oh, okay.

This is so crazy. Really crazy.

Watching someone play sports

is always, you know, a little turn-on.

Oh, cutie.

I'm really glad I invited him to come play with us.

But this is you, this is you.

Are they gonna just kiss? I'm just waiting for it.

I love Italian guys.

I love mistresses.

You can have fun outside of the relationship.

I don't know, maybe it's the accent or something.

Yeah, mistress is like, like a treat for yourself.

This is definitely different for Jorge.

He normally keeps his mistress,

you know, behind closed doors.

The fact that he's acting this way

after that fight with Fabio

really shows that he's really upset, and it worries me.

Look at his body language.

Legs crossed towards each other.

That's an unequivocal sex invite.

Should Kiss already.

You feel like he doesn't care.

I shouldn't have done anything yesterday.

I feel like he should regret it, and I'm glad that he does.

♪♪

Are you leaving today?

Yeah. Oh.

I found out yesterday, like, late last night. Okay.

I have a shoot that I have to prep for.

I have to be back in L.A. in the morning, so...

So, I'm gonna miss-

Second thing.

I just feel so awful, but there's no-

You should send him, send him a text

or something right now and be, like, hey...

Last minute thing popped.

Hope you, like, kill it or something.

I know this isn't gonna end well,

especially since it's Patrick's pageant.

I feel like he's gonna be really upset with this.

We slept over yesterday.

It was nice. Yeah?

He was being very handsy,

which I wasn't, like, complaining about, but...

I don't think you ever would.

I'm happy to see where Brandon will take this,

but, at the same time...

the moves she's been putting on lately, I'm, like,

this could just be another, like, candle in the wind.

Out tomorrow.

I mean, he is very tall

and everything's very proportionate so...

Oh, wow.

Please do elaborate.

He's '" so you... Wow!

Size feet, so I'm...

You could, you could, you know...

Connect the dots, it is...

I'm definitely disconnecting the dots.

It's like a third arm.

Oh, my God.

What does Fabio say?

Are your text messages going through?

Yes, he read it. Sucks.

You feel like he doesn't care.

I don't wanna say that, you know?

I shouldn't have done anything yesterday.

You didn't do anything wrong.

You, like, wanted... a distraction.

Just because I feel lonely, maybe I made a mistake.

I might be hurting someone else.

Obviously, look where we are.

There's, like, men everywhere,

you know what I mean?

And it's, like, you don't want that.

Like, you want him here.

You want him to understand that

you wanna share this with him.

Try to call him and fix it.

- empty subtitle -

Please leave your message for - ...

Maybe his phone died.

I always answer my phone.

Even if I'm busy, if I'm working.

Everything I'm doing.

Try to call again.

- empty subtitle -

How are you?

"Can you call me later?"

He doesn't want to talk to me.

I've seen him and Fabio fight so many times.

In the end, I know they'll figure it out.

You're not, you're not.

You were just... You were reacting.

There is no mistress that I can fix how I feel now.

He'll see, he'll understand and he'll come.

And everything will be perfect like it always ends up.

I just need Fabio to be here with me.

What are you two sulking about?

Ah, you know.

It's time to make posters.

Love life.

It's Patrick time, what's wrong?

Mistress, happiness, sad, all of the above.

All the above? Seriously.

Hey, boy. Hola.

Are you ready to make posters?

Yeah. Let's do it.

I'm ready to do everything.

Let's go to my room and do it.

Okay, come.

♪♪

Hey, there.

Hi, do you need me to help you?

Thank you. Yeah, of course.

So, today is the big day.

The Miss Cherry pageant is finally upon us.

This is actually really cute, this camo situation.

That's the hunting outfit.

That'll go with the denim hair.

Vote for Polly.

Do you know how to spell all that?

Uh, no.

My friends came to town.

All the boys in the house are all coming.

It's kind of cool to see all these different parts

of my world come together

for the sole reason of supporting me.

Close both eyes.

Do not open until I tell you to.

There's no way.

I mean, I know I said I wanted to try new things

and really put myself out there, but I'm just wondering

if I've bit more than I could chew, y'all.

Do I have, like, another minutes to get you together?

I will make it onstage, dressed as my mom.

As my mom would always say, "The show must go on."

I hope it'll be okay,

'cause these girls are, like, legit.

Yeah, I know.

They're, like, in it to win it.

I had told everyone this is not gonna happen to me

on Fire Island, and then you walk into the door.

I don't wanna rush anything, I don't wanna force anything.

But at the same time, I'm not gonna hold anything back.

♪♪

(Patrick) Oh, my God, girl, we made it over here!

I know.

Thank God they're letting me register late.

Hashtag blessed.

We literally just came off the ferry with my girls

with a half beaten face, Bodie, I'm wearing Spanx,

trying to pull it all together at the last minute.

Do you think we should have a fan?

I think that you should not worry about that right now

and you should try to figure out

what's going on with your music.

♪♪

(Jorge) Let's go, boys.

We cannot be late.

Polly Cockit! Polly Cockit! He's gonna be there.

There are two neighborhoods on Fire Island.

The Pines, where our house is,

and Cherry Grove, where Patrick's pageant is.

We've already missed the ferry connecting the two.

And there are no cars on the island.

So, wherever you wanna go, you have to walk.

I'm excited to see Patrick.

I can't believe that there's only three of us here, though.

(Brandon) I know.

It is weird that we're missing people.

Cheyenne mostly on his part.

Him and Patrick already had their...

Oh, my--

You know, their differences? Yeah.

And then the fact that he also missed Justin's art show.

So, like, this is the second, big, you know, roommate event

that he's not attending. Yeah.

(Jorge) Patrick is always working.

Patrick always miss everything.

And nobody complains.

So, Cheyenne's working, so let him work.

The real issue with Cheyenne missing Patrick's pageant

is just the fact that he didn't tell him.

And this is something he did with Justin.

You know, we're not gonna force you to stay on the island,

but for you to just not show up

is obviously gonna hurt the housemates.

(dramatic music)

Are we in the Meat Rack? This is the Meat....

This is the Meat Rack.

Oh, my-- I've actually never been.

The Meat Rack is definitely well-known on Fire Island.

Like, there's all these men here.

It's so sexually charged,

and sometimes at night, people will just come and, like,

wait for someone else to come and, like, have a hookup.

You guys are popping my Meat Rack virginity.

Mine too. Mine too!

Ah, we're virgins!

This is our first time.

Cheers. Cheers for...

Cheers for Meat Rack virginity.

Before it was okay to be openly gay,

one of the only safe places to go hookup was the Meat Rack.

Ah, this place is so debaucherous.

I mean, I guess it's, like, mysterious and, like, kinky.

I feel like a lot of guys, you know,

just hop online and stay at home and... you know?

This is the last place I ever wanna hook up.

There's no bed, no shower. There's no water.

There's no pool or drink or anything to go in after.

There's no air conditioning. There's poison ivy everywhere.

Sand everywhere. There's deer everywhere.

And it's hot.

The Meat Rack is a good option for you maybe.

When Jallen is in your room,

and you don't have a place to go with Jallen.

Jallen's too tall.

His head would hit all these branches.

Is he coming?

Yeah, he's working right now.

He's really excited to see Patrick and everything.

And me.

Ohh!

Baby B is falling into serious like.

We had strangers over for dinner, and now look.

Dinner turns into...

Dinner turns into dancing

which turns into Polly Cockit supporting. Exactly.

Which turns into, who knows? I'll be married by Monday.

Basically.

I'm so proud.

If those rumors that I hear are true,

I will marry him too.

(laughing) The stories are true.

Are true? Extra large stories?

He's '" and size feet.

What?

So, , European or whatever country you're from.

(Khasan laughing)

(Jorge) Are you crazy?

We've made it!

The signs are all out of order.

We'll figure it out when we get there.

(Khasan) We'll figure it out.

(Brandon) I'm so excited.

I've never been here.

(announcer) Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up.

For anything we love, it's mean visions of art.

Give it up for contestant number eight,

Miss Champagne Bubbles!

(cheering and applause) Oh, I like her!

Oh, my God, I love beauty pageants.

Come on, I grew up in Venezuela.

We're big for Miss Venezuela.

We always win the Miss Universe.

(Khasan) Oh, my God.

(announcer) Oh, the reveal! The reveal.

I am a bad gay for this,

but I honestly don't know any drag queen by name.

I've been to maybe one or two drag shows.

Oh, yes, Isabella, work the runway

like you're at LaGuardia airport.

But seeing this pageant, these bitches are talented.

Like, raw, natural talent. It was awesome.

Get off the stage, bitch.

I love her.

I should try it.

I'd be a hot (bleep) drag queen.

Ladies and gentlemen and judges,

please welcome to the stage.

Contestant number , Miss Polly Cockit!

(cheering)

Wow!

Patrick's drag is definitely a representation of Patrick.

Little country girl, a little rough.

Now this outfit definitely is Salvation Armani, isn't it?

Turn around, feel the glory ladies, feel it.

(Jorge) Patrick is so brave.

You know, he's so brave to go on a stage,

wearing a wig and express himself in that way.

Yes, mama, work.

Oh, you have a fan club, Polly.

Whoo!

I feel like... I don't know, like...

Emotional, you know, like, it's our boy.

Whoo!

Thank y'all!

Please, give it up for contestant number .

Polly Cockit.

It's the first time I've done something like that, and...

It felt really good to make a goal and put in the work.

Even through all the stress of trying to get ready.

It made me feel really proud of myself.

Oh, hey, Mom.

Do you recognize me, Mama?

My mom was a beauty queen herself.

She was actually the youngest competitor for the crown

in the Miss Georgia pageant.

I wanted to dedicate my performance to you.

And, in that, I have recreated

your look-- That's you-- from you from .

She wore, like, the cutest little

cherry chested little number.

I'm in your outfit.

(laughing)

I can see her eyes light up and, like,

immediately recognize the dress.

And I was, like, oh, cool, she knows, she gets it.

They're like, heel Mary Janes.

That's exactly what I wanted to do with this entire pageant.

Just make her smile.

So, in that moment, I knew that I had already won.

Eyes on the judges, you got it, Mama.

Bye!

Brandon, nice to meet you. Awesome job.

That's my boy name. That's your what?

Boy name. Oh, Brandon!

Hi, baby. Oh, hi.

Oh, you made it! I did, I'm here.

Did you wanna go get ice cream or something? Sure.

Do not miss evening gown.

We're not gonna miss anything.

We'll be back in, like, ten minutes.

We have ten signs. Okay.

I honestly didn't think I was gonna, you know,

go on dates on Fire Island.

To me, this place was an escape from everything else.

I've never been here before.

It's actually really good.

But, you know, if it's with someone

that you're getting close to, then I'm not gonna deny it.

Can I try the salted caramel?

I've heard about this place. Everyone raves about it.

Is it the best place?

(chuckling)

All right, let's go. Thank you so much.

Thank you, guys!

(Brandon) Where you wanna sit, here?

Let's sit down. I'll follow you.

Well, you put your head here,

'cause if you sit here you'll get tangled.

Oh, that's actually not a bad mix.

It's not bad, right?

How did you eat half of yours, and I'm still--

Do you see how big of a person I am?

I mean, I see and so does my entire house.

That's fair.

Everyone just keeps asking about...

how proportional you are, and I keep being honest.

So, you might be very popular when you go back to the house.

I'm surprised I'm here right now, actually.

Like, meeting you and there's a connection.

Right. A nice surprise.

Everyone comes here with the intention of,

ah, lay your hair down and get crazy.

I'll just do whatever I wanna do.

On Friday, I was about to let my hair out

and then you walked in the door and I was, like,

all right, put it back, put it back in my ponytail.

Gotta put my ponytail up, gotta look cute.

I was hesitant to, like, hang out again just 'cause...

You know, like, if you are on Fire Island

and we have our fun.

And then I go back. Right.

And then you go back to Kansas.

So, then I get very, like-- not put walls,

but I just get very realistic.

I'm, like, okay.

He does his thing, I do my thing and then... Right.

At the end of the summer, we have our fun and then...

See you next summer kind of thing, you know?

Mmm. But--

I understand, but no. But no?

No. What do you mean, no?

I'm not going, like, I'm not going back to the Midwest.

That's for sure. Ooh.

I'm gonna move to the city.

And you're cute and you're nice, so...

(chuckling)

It's not just gonna be a summer thing.

(Brandon) I'm not looking for a relationship so...

You know, I'm gonna let things with Jallen just develop

naturally and go with the flow and let's see where it takes us.

I don't wanna rush anything, I don't wanna force anything.

But at the same time, I'm not gonna hold anything back.

I told everyone this is not gonna happen to me

on Fire Island, and then you walk into the door.

That's exactly what happens when you say stuff like that.

That's true.

Does my breath smell? Unh-unh.

Like, do you wanna, do you wanna make sure?

(laughing)

Wait, I used that in high school and it worked.

Oh!

I was, like, oh, he's gonna think I'm an idiot, but...

Well, yes, I did. A real one, a real one.

Get out of here. You're crazy.

You're the crazy one.

What about Cheyenne? Where's Cheyenne at?

I didn't see him. We don't know either.

He said only bye to-- He just left?

Yeah.

And of course.

Ladies and gentlemen, one more time.

Give it up for all your performers

in the talent portion this weekend.

It is now time to crown

Miss Cherry's 2016.

Ladies, line up.

(Khasan) Patrick is definitely holding his own up there against

these other queens that have been doing this for a long time.

What really sold it was the evening gown,

'cause he looks beautiful in his evening gown.

It was so-- I was dying.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna start

with Audience Favorite.

Polly Cockit!

(whooping and cheering)

There is your Audience Favorite, Polly Cockit!

(Jorge) Of course he's the crowd favorite.

Ladies and gentlemen, one more time,

your Audience Favorite, Miss Polly Cockit!

Ladies and gentlemen.

(Patrick) When you put something out there on the stage and make art,

all you wanna do is connect to an audience and have someone

be, like, "Oh, man, I get that."

So, to win the Fan Favorite crown, I could not have

been happier than if I had won the whole thing.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming out

to Miss Cherry's 2016.

(cheering and applause)

(all) Ohh!

Oh, he's gonna bite me! Bodie, what's wrong?

Oh! The crown!

No, the crown must stay on. I'm gonna put you on.

Don't go far, Bodie. Don't go far.

I'm very surprised that I got a crown, you know?

What-- what about Cheyenne? Where's Cheyenne at?

He had to go for work. He had to work.

He's working tomorrow very early.

He just left?

And of course.

When did he even leave?

You know, I mean, look, I understand.

You gotta work, you gotta work.

Yeah. You know?

(Patrick) I mean, I don't get it.

At everybody opportunity where I try to connect

deeper to Cheyenne, I feel like he shuts me down

and won't let me in.

I was just excited for him to be here

and for him to see my-- all my looks, you know?

If you were gonna support someone,

you're supposed to be there.

and you don't even acknowledge that?

You know, that's not something I look for and that's not

someone I wanna be really good friends with.

Well, I'm not gonna let this spoil my evening.

So, what do y'all say we go back inside...

I can let my hair down a little bit.

And, like, get some drinks and maybe we can talk

about some choreography for my show?

Can we try the crown? You wanna try my crown?

Hold on, hold on.

Like, you are, like... No, I'm not getting runner-up.

The winner of Miss Universe...

Miss Venezuela!

It looks great on you.

(Jorge) Last call for drinks!

Polly Cockit! Polly Cockit!

Hi, baby.

Hello. Hi.

I like Brandon, like, I really like Brandon.

Like, I want that to be the thing. 5

I came here to not have a relationship.

And after one weekend, Jallen is already like,

"What is this, what are we?"

That is literally insane.

Patrick actually was really upset 0

that you weren't there last weekend. What?

And you keep telling people you're gonna show up,

then you never do.

Am I supposed to cry over the fact that I missed--

No, some people actually care

about the other people in their life.

But you guys are not the people in my life!

You guys are the people in my house share!