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(high heels clicking)
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- [Moderator] A lot of
progress being made.
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A lot of progress.
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I'm proud of every single one of you.
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T-Bag, last session was amazing.
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Great breakthrough.
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Tap That, I'd tap that over your sharing.
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Thank you.
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Sandy, hmm?
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Maybe next time.
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Anybody else here?
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Anybody?
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Anybody else wanna get real and be real?
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Anybody else here?
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- I ain't gonna lie, I'm a douche.
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(old fashioned swing music)
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- What??
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That's it?
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- Yeah.
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See, I'm easy.
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- Psh, well I know that already.
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- Should I share with
the group what kind of
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animal noises help you get erect,
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Mr. March of the Penguins?
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That's what I thought.
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So what am I cured?
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Four hail Mary's and five
all falls and a blowie, what?
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- DeAngela.
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- I'm just being real,
be real, I can't help it.
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A bird's gonna fly, fishy's gonna swim.
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We are what we are.
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I'm a douche.
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You're a douche, you're a douche,
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douche, douche, douche,
douche, douche, douchette,
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And you?
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Gosh, you must be some kind of
hall of fame historic douche
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we don't even know about,
Mr. Freakin Moderator.
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Sittin' on your Game of
Throne judging all of us
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like you a Lannister?
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You ain't Jamie Lannister.
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You ain't even that midget Tyrion bitch.
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I'm just being honest.
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A modern day bitch who knows
who she is and what she wants.
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Nothing wrong with that, right?
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- If you say so.
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- You're just threatened
by my female empowerment,
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that's your problem.
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- Look, I don't know if
you read the flier or not,
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but all of us, we came here
tonight so that we could talk
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and share and confess
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like the motherfucking breakfast club.
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- The motherfucking breakfast club.
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- Fine, you want me to
montage you all some shit?
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Hey, my name's DeAngela,
aka D-Cup and I'm a douche.
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So I'm loose, 'kay?
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It's the afternoon, I'm
at the bar and grill
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getting my drink on.
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After three Screaming Orgasms,
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two Fuzzy Navels,
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a couple Angel Tits,
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five Rumchatas, I think
four Sex on the Beaches,
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one watered down Flaming Dr. Pepper,
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oh and three Adios Motherfuckers,
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I was pretty adios motherfucking myself.
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So next thing I know, I'm talking to
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Benedict Cumberbatch,
star of stage and screen.
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I was like, "No way! I'm
a total Cumberbitch!"
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I really loved your new dragon
form in those Hobbit movies,
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did you incorporate the Meisner technique?
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Personally, I like Stanislavski,
but whatever works for you.
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And your portrayal of
Sir Conan Doyle's sleuth,
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oh my god!
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Then he's all, "I'm
staying at the fairmont,
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wanna help me solve my
greatest mystery yet?"
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Next thing I know, I'm
getting some beautiful strange
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from Doctor Strange himself.
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Showing him my stanislavski.
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I gave a mind-blowing performance.
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(cheering)
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(screaming)
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- DeAngela!
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Please, continue.
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- Los and beholds, I wake up
in the parking lot of a 7/11
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in a van with someone who
is definitely not my BeCum.
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I don't know if BeCum had
him there the whole time,
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but I was all "Who are you?"
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And he's all "I'm Rob, the
Johnny Depp impersonator."
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Turns out, I stumbled into
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the Annual Impersonators Conference.
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Then he's all, "Would you
like me to take you home?"
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I'm like, "You're a home,"
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and he's all, "That doesn't make sense,"
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and I'm all, "Get out of my face, guy!"
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And then he's all, "I
was a total gentleman.
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I really like and respect you.
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I wanna get to know you better.
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It doesn't have to be about sex."
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Big red flag!
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So obviously that's
when I started running.
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So I'm bolting it home, I'm missing a shoe
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all Cinderella-like.
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And these fucking bitches
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start hollering at me, screaming,
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"Did she get that outfit from Khol's?"
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And I'm all, "No one
talks to me like that,
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you little tot.
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Look at you and your nasty little shoes,
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you Kmart whore.
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P.S. Khol's has great
bargains and fashion wear.
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Shows how fucking ignorant you are."
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So then they was all,
"You're an old slut,"
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and I'm all, "You're all fucking ugly."
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They was all crying and shit,
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and I'm all, "Well don't shake the hive
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if you don't want the
queen bee to sting you."
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- How did that make you feel?
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- What are you talking about?
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- [Moderator] So you ran
out on a guy the first time
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he shows any true affection for you,
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then you make little children cry,
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when you're supposed to be the adult.
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- Did you ever stop and think about
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how your actions might hurt others?
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Like not calling someone
after you slept with them?
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It hurts.
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Especially
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after things were said.
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- Others feel?
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What?
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I hurt you?
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- Maybe.
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He did things that he
wouldn't normally do.
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It hurts, okay?
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- I'm feeling very, very weird right now.
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All these concerns for others.
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- That's called,
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it's called empathy.
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- Yeah, these empathies.
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I'm feeling very, very
vulnerable right now.
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Like, all these concerns for others,
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it's also very emotional and
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I just, I'm not used to things like these.
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- We've all been there.
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Okay?
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- Yeah.
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- Every one of us.
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- Yeah.
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- So now I ask you,
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lay down your spears.
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- Okay.
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- Raise your white flags,
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and lower the drawbridge
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to your heart.
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- Oh.
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- Being a douche is day to day.
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It takes time.
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- I'm just
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I'm at a loss for words.
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- Well why don't you start
it with the first step,
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in the universal language of a hug?
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- Go there.
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Okay.
- Cross the bridge.
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- Careful, on the bridge.
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- Bring it in.
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It's okay.
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It's about trust.
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There you go.
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Bring it in, take a step.
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- Okay.
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Just like Last Crusade, there you go.
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- Oh, don't leave me.
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It feels so good to be open.
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- That's the warmth of progress.
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- This group rocks!
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- [Moderator] You need
a ride home tonight?
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- Yeah.
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- Great.
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We could take my car.
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You know, maybe we could continue this
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without the barrier of clothing
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to further our progress.
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- Yeah.
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- It's all about safety.
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- So naked?
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- This is a big breakthrough.
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- Oh.
- That's right.
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Skin on skin.
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- Okay, this is extremely unprofessional.
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(classic swing music)
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