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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:09,043 Good morning, Philadelphia. 2 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:10,411 With us today is frank Reynolds, 3 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:12,012 local business owner and a man 4 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,181 with a harrowing story. 5 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,215 Frank: That's right. 6 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:16,016 A few days ago, three thugs 7 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:18,219 tried to mug me. 8 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:19,420 And I want to be very clear 9 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:20,554 about something. 10 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,722 Um, Mr... 11 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,033 These pieces of garbage, they 12 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,024 don't know who the hell they're 13 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:25,025 dealing with. 14 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,026 Mr. Reynolds, excuse me. 15 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:26,994 Do you think maybe you could eat 16 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:27,995 that sandwich later? 17 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,029 I'm starving. 18 00:00:29,063 --> 00:00:30,364 You don't have nothing to eat 19 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,365 in this show. 20 00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:32,366 Let's get back to your story. 21 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,367 Right, so these punks... 22 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,368 Yes. 23 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:35,412 I don't know if they 24 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:36,570 wanted money or they wanted 25 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:37,571 something more sexual. 26 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:38,572 Wow. 27 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:39,573 But it's a lucky thing I had 28 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:40,574 my pieces. 29 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:41,575 Your-your pieces? 30 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:42,576 My guns. 31 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:43,577 Oh, my. 32 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:44,621 Anyway, I started blasting. 33 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,347 Bah! Bah! 34 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,557 Now, I don't see so good, so I 35 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:48,549 missed, then they ran away, I 36 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,550 ran after them. 37 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,251 Okay. 38 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,219 Bang! Tried to shoot them in 39 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:52,386 the back, but I don't run so 40 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,421 good either. 41 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:55,789 Anyway, you guys all think I'm a 42 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:57,358 hero, and I'll accept that 43 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,959 responsibility. 44 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,261 Now, weren't you concerned 45 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,429 though that an innocent 46 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:02,430 bystander may have... 47 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:03,640 Look, crime in this city is 48 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:04,632 out of control. 49 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:05,633 Mm. 50 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,135 Thank god I went down to 51 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,069 Gunther's guns and picked up a 52 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,070 spare. 53 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,071 I don't think one would've done 54 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:12,072 it. 55 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,073 I'm gonna go out and buy some 56 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,074 more. 57 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:14,775 Okay. 58 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:15,643 And I think you should, too. 59 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:16,244 Don't be a victim. 60 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,445 It's time to fight back. 61 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:18,446 Dennis: This is crazy. 62 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,447 Mac: Completely insane. 63 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,448 Dee: Oh, it's driving 64 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:21,149 me nuts. 65 00:01:21,182 --> 00:01:22,049 Charlie: The whole gun thing, 66 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,050 it just makes me really hot. 67 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,051 Yeah, well, it's a hot issue 68 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,052 and I'm getting hot about it, 69 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:25,886 too. 70 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:26,887 This is good, we're all hot 71 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:27,588 at the same time. 72 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,456 We should do something about... 73 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,457 I mean, our schools aren't 74 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:30,124 safe. 75 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,058 There are people out on the 76 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,059 streets with assault rifles? 77 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,060 We're living in constant 78 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:33,894 fear! 79 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:34,895 Aw, guys, we got to get more 80 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:35,896 guns on the streets! 81 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:36,897 Yeah! 82 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:37,898 Wait, what? 83 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:38,899 We got to get more guns onto 84 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:39,900 the streets. 85 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:40,901 Yeah, we got to get guns in 86 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:41,535 the right hands. 87 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:42,470 I mean, we're just not safe. 88 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,471 That's what you guys are hot 89 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:44,138 about? 90 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,072 Yeah, didn't you hear what 91 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:45,906 frank said? 92 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:46,907 Yeah, what are you hot about? 93 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:47,908 There are too many guns on 94 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:48,909 the streets as it is. 95 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:49,910 Guns off the streets is what we 96 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:50,911 need. 97 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:51,912 It's way too easy for anybody 98 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:52,913 to just walk into a store and 99 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:53,481 get a gun. 100 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,482 No, it's not. 101 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:55,483 It getting harder and harder. 102 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,484 The government's trying to take 103 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:57,485 our guns away. 104 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:58,486 It's way harder than you think, 105 00:01:58,519 --> 00:01:59,119 dude. 106 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:00,087 Guys, we're hot about the 107 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,155 complete opposite. 108 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:01,989 Shoot. 109 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:02,990 Which is a bummer, 'cause I 110 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:03,991 thought we were on the same page 111 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:04,992 for once. 112 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:05,693 (Clicking tongue) 113 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:06,660 Still very hot though. 114 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:07,328 Yeah. 115 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,262 Oh, I'm even hotter if I'm 116 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:09,096 being honest. 117 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,131 Still hot. 118 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,825 Good call on these outfits, 119 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:38,826 dude. 120 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:39,827 It's the only call. 121 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:40,828 You know what I mean? 122 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:41,905 Like, you need a guy in a school 123 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,665 that even from a mile away, the 124 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,866 school shooter sees that guy 125 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,134 and says, "uh-uh." 126 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,135 "I ain't messing with that 127 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,136 dude." 128 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,137 "I'm not messing with that 129 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:50,838 dude. 130 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:51,705 I'm not going near that school." 131 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:52,849 Macintyre: Uh, gentlemen, I 132 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:53,841 understand that you would 133 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,844 like to... 134 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,879 You... how-how did you find me? 135 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,414 Oh, shit, I know this dude. 136 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,815 Who-who's this? 137 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,384 This guy was the principal at 138 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,385 the high school where I was 139 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,386 doing the janitor thing. 140 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,387 Yeah. 141 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,388 Right, so why are you at a 142 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:08,389 middle school now? 143 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,390 Well, I was... I was 144 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,391 transferred. 145 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,392 See, I have tenure, so they 146 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,393 couldn't actually fire me, which 147 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:13,394 was, of course, their first 148 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,395 choice, thanks to you. 149 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,396 Well, let's not throw barbs 150 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:16,397 at each other. 151 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,398 Look, we're actually here for a 152 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:18,399 good cause. 153 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:19,400 We want to protect this school. 154 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,234 Oh. 155 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,235 Yeah, we want to be the armed 156 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,236 security guards. 157 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,237 Yeah, I brought a piece. 158 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,238 We're good. 159 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:25,239 Hey, hey, hey, no, no! 160 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,240 Calm yourself. 161 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,241 No, you got to put... no... 162 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,242 It's not currently loaded. 163 00:03:28,276 --> 00:03:29,243 That's not the... 164 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,244 Just put it away. 165 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,245 I hear you, buddy. 166 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:32,246 I would not want to be around 167 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,247 this guy with a gun either. 168 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,248 He has got a hair trigger. 169 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,292 I mean, one little move and 170 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:36,284 he'll just start blasting. 171 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,285 Uh, bullshit. 172 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:38,286 Look, the point is he 173 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,287 shouldn't have a gun in a school 174 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,288 in the first place anyway. 175 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:41,289 No. 176 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,290 Guns just do not belong in 177 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:43,291 schools. 178 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,292 No, they do not. 179 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,293 That is why I brought along a 180 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,794 saber. 181 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,061 Aw, Jesus Christ. 182 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,397 Which is just about the most 183 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,398 ridiculous thing I've ever seen 184 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:51,399 in my life, because how are you 185 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,400 gonna stop a gunman with that? 186 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,033 Bro... 187 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:53,967 He's gonna get you from a 188 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:54,668 distance. 189 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:55,569 If I come at you, I'll get to 190 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:56,570 you faster. 191 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:57,571 We have been arguing about this 192 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,406 all day. 193 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,407 Because it's insanity. 194 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,408 Ooh, maybe you can be 195 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:01,409 the judge. 196 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:02,242 I don't want... what? 197 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,076 Here we go. 198 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,077 I'm gonna holster my weapon, 199 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:05,078 he'll holster his weapon. 200 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:05,746 No, we, no... 201 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:06,647 I'll do, like, a one, two, 202 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,648 three count, you tell us who 203 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:08,349 goes faster. 204 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,249 Please don't do this in here. 205 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,250 Look, dude, this is the only 206 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:11,251 way to tell, okay? 207 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:12,252 And then we can protect your 208 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:13,253 school, but we got to go one 209 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:14,254 step at a time, all right? 210 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:15,255 I mean, for god's sake... 211 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:16,890 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 212 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:17,991 Sorry, sorry. 213 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:18,992 Look out! 214 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,929 (Gun clicking empty) 215 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:22,930 Ah. 216 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:23,931 I guess I do have a hair 217 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:24,932 trigger, huh? 218 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:25,499 Yeah. 219 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:26,500 All right. 220 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,168 Look at all these maniacs. 221 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,169 Goddamn bloodthirsty freaks 222 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,170 walking in off the street. 223 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:31,171 So easy for anybody to just 224 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,172 waltz in and buy a gun. 225 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:32,806 Let's do it. 226 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:33,774 Let's buy assault rifles and 227 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:34,775 just prove to Mac and Charlie 228 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:35,776 how easy it is. 229 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:36,777 Oh, we're gonna, we're gonna. 230 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:37,778 That's what we'll do. 231 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:38,779 Hi, how are you, sir? 232 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:39,780 Howdy, I'm Gunther. 233 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:40,781 What can I do for you? 234 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,249 Oh, Gunther himself, purveyor 235 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,283 of destruction. 236 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:44,518 I would like to buy a man 237 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:45,786 destroyer from you, please. 238 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:46,787 Yeah, nice to meet you, 239 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,788 Gunther. 240 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,423 Hey, maybe you could recommend 241 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,424 something that could blow a hole 242 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,601 through an elephant, you know. 243 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,993 'Cause I need that for my home 244 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:53,994 protection. 245 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:54,995 Yeah. 246 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,172 I guess you're looking at an 247 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,264 ar-15. 248 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,265 Oh, look at that. 249 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,333 Yeah, that's great. 250 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,444 Now, theoretically, Gunther, 251 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:01,435 would I be able to slaughter a 252 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:02,269 roomful of innocent people 253 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,270 with that weapon? 254 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,271 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 255 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,839 Brother, that'd be on you. 256 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:06,883 That would be on me, wouldn't 257 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:07,541 it? 258 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:08,275 Yeah, that wouldn't be on you 259 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,109 at all. 260 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:09,677 But here you go. 261 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,277 But here you go. 262 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,111 But here you go. 263 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,112 Okay, great, we'll take one of 264 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:12,680 those, please. 265 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:13,681 Yeah, we got it. 266 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:14,682 How much would that be? 267 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,484 Uh, that's $1,500. 268 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,485 Woof! 269 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,487 $1,500 for the privilege, okay. 270 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,530 Hey, what is your, uh, what 271 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:21,955 is your return policy there? 272 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,357 30 days, no charge. 273 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,458 All right. 274 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,325 Ooh, 30 days, sounds fair. 275 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:26,827 My goodness, Dennis, this feels 276 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:27,828 good. 277 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,329 Feels good in my hands. 278 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:32,733 (Both making machine gun noises) 279 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:33,734 Oh, good my kids are safe. 280 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:34,735 I saved everyone! 281 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:35,736 Yeah, my yard's protected. 282 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:36,737 So, of course, it feels good, 283 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:37,738 you know? 284 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:38,739 But that only proves our point 285 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:39,740 even more. 286 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:40,741 We'll take two of these, 287 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:41,341 Gunther. 288 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,342 Great. 289 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,520 I'll need your licenses for the 290 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,512 background checks. 291 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,513 Okay, yeah. 292 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,514 Yeah, you can drive, you can 293 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,515 kill! 294 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,516 (Both laugh) 295 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:51,051 Oh, Christ, look at this. 296 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,185 Oh, god. 297 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,187 Oh, shit, I love this guy. 298 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,331 Become a bit of a local 299 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,323 lightning rod in these gun 300 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,324 debates here. 301 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,492 Exactly. 302 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,703 Gun sales have skyrocketed. 303 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,161 We're running out of guns, 304 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,030 and we have to manufacture more 305 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,532 guns; Supply is not meeting 306 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:05,399 the demand. 307 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,400 Uncle Jack: Can we... can 308 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,234 we cut? 309 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,378 Will my hands look this small on 310 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:09,369 the screen? 311 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:10,370 Uh, we're live, sir. 312 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,371 I thought the camera would 313 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,449 add ten pounds to my hands, and 314 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:13,617 I don't like the way they look. 315 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,042 Your hands look fine. 316 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,176 Put them down. 317 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:17,411 This is Jack Kelly. 318 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,546 He's my attorney. 319 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:20,448 He specializes in constitutional 320 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,782 law. 321 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:22,783 Our rights are being 322 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:23,784 infringed upon. 323 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:24,961 And people like my client won't 324 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,854 take it anymore. 325 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,388 The constitution guarantees 326 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,257 our second amendment rights. 327 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,792 And these liberals like al Gore, 328 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,427 they're trying to take that away 329 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:34,762 from us with this global warming 330 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:35,863 bullshit. 331 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,465 So, you see the two issues as 332 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:38,699 related somehow? 333 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,233 Damn right. 334 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,969 The government of today has 335 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,403 no right telling us how to live 336 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:44,404 our lives, because the 337 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:45,482 government of 200 years ago 338 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:46,874 already did. 339 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:47,608 Yeah. 340 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:48,776 Oh, okay. 341 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,644 They also protected us from 342 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:53,481 tyranny against the seizure of 343 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,549 tasteful, artistic photographs 344 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:56,917 of beautiful bodies. 345 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,318 Not now, Jack. 346 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,319 That same government wants to 347 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,654 come into our home, tell us what 348 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,456 is and what is not art? 349 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:03,891 That's not right! 350 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:04,892 Okay, well, I'm gonna try 351 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:05,893 and, uh, keep things on track 352 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:06,594 here, so... 353 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:07,595 Yeah. 354 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:08,596 Get out and get those guns 355 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,430 before they run out, and the 356 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,165 government changes the laws. 357 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:12,966 (Cheering, applause) 358 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:13,967 All right! Yeah! 359 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,769 These idiots are buying this? 360 00:07:15,803 --> 00:07:16,504 It's crazy. 361 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:17,771 What is going on? 362 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:18,906 That was fast. 363 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,107 You've been denied. 364 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,108 What? 365 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:21,742 That's ludicrous. 366 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:22,776 Why? 367 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,111 It says here you have an 368 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,013 extensive history of felonious 369 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,515 behavior. 370 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:28,516 Oh, there have been 371 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:29,950 incidents, sure, yeah, a few 372 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,519 minor indiscretions, but, 373 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,253 you know, i-I'm simply a person 374 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,254 of interest in most of those 375 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,255 cases, all right? 376 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,490 Being wanted and being "wanted 377 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,425 for questioning" are very, very, 378 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,503 very different things, Gunther. 379 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:40,360 And you've been 380 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,361 institutionalized. 381 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,362 Me? 382 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,130 She... she... yeah. 383 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,132 What... I mean, one time, for 384 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,534 a short period of time. 385 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:47,535 That-that was against my will. 386 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:48,536 That doesn't even really count. 387 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,609 That's the only time it 388 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:50,470 counts, Dee. 389 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,204 Okay, look, it was, like, a 390 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:52,381 teeny thing that happened with a 391 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,373 college roommate. 392 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:54,608 It was really no big deal. 393 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:55,242 Uh, yeah. 394 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,352 Says here you burned her. 395 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,010 I burned her, yeah. 396 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:57,611 I burned her. 397 00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:58,812 But... (Laughs) 398 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:00,447 She was so annoying. 399 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,115 I mean, it... 400 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,517 She deserved it, okay? 401 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:04,518 She was wearing my stuff, and 402 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,519 she was copying me, and... 403 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:06,520 You were copying her. 404 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:07,154 I was copying her, she was 405 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:07,721 copying me... 406 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,656 It doesn't matter. 407 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:09,699 Look, I'm sorry, but I can't 408 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,458 sell you the guns. 409 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,059 Oh, god. 410 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,126 Oh, well, look at you. 411 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,128 Oh, Gunther the morality king. 412 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,463 "Hi, I'm Gunther, I've never lit 413 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,965 anybody on fire before." 414 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,332 You know, you light one bitch on 415 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,234 fire, and everybody freaks out! 416 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:22,335 Oh, you son of a bitch. 417 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,336 It was one time and one thing, 418 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:24,337 I just... 419 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:24,905 All right, all right, all 420 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:25,505 right, relax, relax. 421 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,474 (Dee yells wildly) 422 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,308 Okay, take it easy. 423 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:28,976 Look, there are other ways to 424 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:29,710 buy guns where people don't go 425 00:08:29,743 --> 00:08:31,244 snooping around in your past. 426 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,646 Listen, pal... 427 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,347 You just made my list. 428 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,149 Your list? 429 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,250 Yeah, I have a... 430 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,251 Shh. 431 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:38,919 Whatever, let's just go. 432 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:39,687 Let's go. 433 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,889 How is that tasteless? 434 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:42,923 It's art. 435 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:43,523 Get that out. 436 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:44,558 Get that out. 437 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:45,192 You can't even see the 438 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:45,893 child... 439 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:46,727 We'll be right back. 440 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,561 Weather, traffic and a trip to 441 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,597 the zoo, coming right up. 442 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:54,868 Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna 443 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:55,769 demonstrate to you how to thwart 444 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:56,604 an attack. 445 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:57,605 Mm-hmm. 446 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:58,338 Now, pretend that this dummy 447 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:58,906 is a school shooter. 448 00:08:58,939 --> 00:08:59,539 Right. 449 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,340 I want you to stand back, 450 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,174 'cause I don't want you to get 451 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,242 hurt. 452 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,244 Before he can draw his weapon... 453 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,412 Hie-aught! 454 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:06,413 Hup, hut, hut! 455 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:08,448 Hie! 456 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:09,850 How awesome was that? 457 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,618 Well, yeah, that's-that's 458 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,052 pretty awesome, but I feel like 459 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:12,953 he would've shot you from a mile 460 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:13,954 away. 461 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:14,955 No, no, he wouldn't, because 462 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,099 you saw how I was zigzagging 463 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,200 like this and making sounds? 464 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,191 It was distracting. 465 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,235 Yeah, but did you ever see 466 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,427 Indiana Jones, where the guy 467 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:21,194 does the whole sword thing and 468 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,029 then he just shoots him dead? 469 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:22,796 Are you asking me if I've 470 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:23,864 seen Indiana Jones? 471 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,465 Are you seriously asking me? 472 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:26,066 I've seen that movie... 473 00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:26,667 That is my... 474 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,534 You're not understanding. 475 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,101 Do you remember it? 476 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,102 Yes. 477 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:29,803 But if I were to come at you, 478 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:30,638 it's all about how I... 479 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,039 (Gun clicking empty) 480 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:33,473 Okay, in that circumstance, 481 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:34,407 maybe you got there a little bit 482 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:34,975 faster. 483 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:35,643 I got you. 484 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:36,543 But if I...! 485 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,244 Okay. 486 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:37,878 I got you again. 487 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:38,746 But I... what if I zigzag 488 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,714 like this? 489 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:41,414 It's so easy to get you. 490 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:42,115 And that's... that's not 491 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,316 necessarily... 492 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,484 I don't think that that's... 493 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,585 Hold-hold on a second. 494 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:46,787 Look at this kid. 495 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,622 Ooh, he's wearing all black, 496 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,090 he's walking by himself. 497 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:50,824 What do you think he's doing 498 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:51,659 on that phone? 499 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,325 Oh, I'll tell you exactly 500 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,026 what he's doing. 501 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:53,661 He's playing one of those games 502 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,628 where you shoot everyone. 503 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:55,672 I'm gonna profile this guy 504 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:56,496 really quick. 505 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,130 Excuse us. 506 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:57,665 Yeah. Hey, kid, kid, kid. 507 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:58,498 Stop, stop. 508 00:09:58,531 --> 00:09:59,299 Son, son, I'm sorry, hold 509 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,000 up, hold up. (Laughs) 510 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:00,801 What are you doing on the phone 511 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:01,802 there? 512 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:02,803 None of your business. 513 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:03,637 (Charlie whistles) 514 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:04,271 A sass-mouth, huh? 515 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:04,838 That's a red flag. 516 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:05,739 Son, you were asked a 517 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,074 question by an adult, okay? 518 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:07,841 You've been asked a question, 519 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:08,676 all right? 520 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:09,677 We're trying to ensafen your 521 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,944 school here, okay? 522 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,279 And you're acting like a punk? 523 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:12,913 Let me see the phone. 524 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,147 I want to see. 525 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,683 Oh! He's killing zombies! 526 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:16,349 I'm taking this. 527 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,117 What the hell, man? 528 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:17,918 Hey, kid, you're getting off 529 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:18,919 easy! 530 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:19,619 Now get to school. 531 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,487 Go to school. 532 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,597 Just know we're watching you. 533 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,656 Go to class. 534 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:23,356 Be careful. 535 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,357 Look. 536 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,492 This is a red flag. 537 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,765 These are the kids that are the 538 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:27,695 threats to society, the ones 539 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:28,772 playing the violent video games, 540 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,130 man. 541 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,498 I play violent video games. 542 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,265 Well, yeah, I also play 543 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,633 violent video games. 544 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:34,707 I watch violent movies. 545 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,468 Well, yeah, violent movies 546 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:36,136 are the best movies. 547 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:36,837 And I don't want to kill 548 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:37,838 people. 549 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:38,706 No, I mean... 550 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:39,940 All right, this... 551 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:40,708 Yeah, it's not really the best 552 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:41,641 way to tell, you know, who's 553 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:42,609 gonna be a threat or who's not 554 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,610 gonna... 555 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,654 What is going on out here? 556 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,346 Nothing, thanks to us, bro. 557 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,681 Well, are-are you stealing 558 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:48,682 kids' cell phones? 559 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:49,850 Stealing, sir? No. 560 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:50,960 I've been confiscating them as 561 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,952 potential evidence. 562 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:52,953 Are you aware that you're 563 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:53,954 holding children up with a gun 564 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,955 and-and a sword? 565 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:55,956 You just... you need to stay off 566 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:56,957 of school property. 567 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:57,958 Sir, we are not on the school 568 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,959 property, okay? 569 00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,727 Yeah, we're outside of the 570 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,728 fence by, like... 571 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:01,805 We're on the sidewalk, see? 572 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:02,662 You need to stay 1,000 yards 573 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,464 away from school property. 574 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,232 I mean, we're trying to keep 575 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,233 the school safe! 576 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,234 I know, well, yeah. 577 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,035 Well, yeah, we would all feel a 578 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:08,836 lot safer if you were further 579 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:09,837 away. 580 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,637 All right, I'm taking this 581 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,638 guy out. 582 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,639 Hey, whoa, settle! 583 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,474 Settle, settle, settle! 584 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,475 Settle. Settle down. 585 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,476 Would you please stop 586 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,477 pointing that gun at me? 587 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,478 (Gun clicks empty) 588 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,246 The school is safe, thanks 589 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,247 to us. 590 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,248 Here's the damn phone. 591 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,182 Well... please, just... if 592 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,050 you could just get away from the 593 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,051 school. 594 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,052 Get away from the children. 595 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:25,753 Hey! 596 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:26,686 Just-just stay away from the 597 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,254 children. 598 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,088 Have a good day, sir. 599 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:28,688 Thank you. 600 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:29,689 Have a good day. 601 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,157 Go. 602 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:30,858 We're leaving! 603 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:31,825 We're leaving, we're leaving. 604 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:32,893 We're leaving. 605 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,261 You know, Charlie, if we 606 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,063 can't be in the school zone, 607 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,064 maybe we need to train somebody 608 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,065 who can be. 609 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,833 You know, someone you'd never 610 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:43,070 suspect could stop a shooter. 611 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,105 I got an idea. 612 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,116 And here we are, Dee, at a 613 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,350 gun show, huh? 614 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,852 Lowest common denominator. 615 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,220 Is that a bazooka? 616 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,221 Insanely dangerous, this 617 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,289 place is. 618 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,290 It's crazy. 619 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,291 Oh, look at this guy right here. 620 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,434 He'll probably sell us a gun. 621 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,559 Excuse me, sir. 622 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,795 Um, I would like to buy a gun 623 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,762 from you. 624 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,036 Something that is unnecessarily 625 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,731 powerful, something you would 626 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:12,809 never need in Philadelphia. 627 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:13,910 Yeah, ooh, ooh, but you know 628 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:14,902 what you shouldn't do though, 629 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:15,903 is look into our very sketchy 630 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:16,804 pasts. 631 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:17,805 No. (Laughs) 632 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:18,806 Uh, it's not a problem. 633 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:19,940 We all got a sketchy past. 634 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,974 (Dennis laughs) 635 00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:22,442 Oh, genuine creep. Wonderful. 636 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:23,543 Perfect. 637 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,412 Hey, sir, could you please sell 638 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,413 us this ar-15? 639 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,414 Yeah. 640 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,415 Uh, despite, you know, who or 641 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,416 what we plan to obliterate 642 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,417 with it. 643 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:31,418 And don't ask questions, okay? 644 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,419 No. 645 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,420 'Cause we just want to prove 646 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:34,421 to our friends how easy it is to 647 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,588 buy a high-capacity rifle. 648 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:36,589 Absolutely. 649 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,590 All right, man, great. 650 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,992 Hey, so give this guy his 1,500 651 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:39,993 bucks, and we'll just saunter 652 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,829 right out of here with a weapon 653 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,996 of mass extinction. 654 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:43,997 Three grand. 655 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:44,998 What? I'm sorry. 656 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:45,999 That's $3,000. 657 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,000 No, not for this. 658 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,001 No, for this, for this. 659 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:48,768 No, no. No, no, no, no, no. 660 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:49,769 At Gunther's it's $1,500. 661 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,814 (Laughs): Oh, this ain't 662 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:51,805 Gunther's. 663 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:52,806 This a price gouge? 664 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,807 Oh, my. 665 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:54,808 That's illegal. 666 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:55,608 Oh, you see, I'm a private 667 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:56,609 seller. 668 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:57,410 That means I can do whatever I 669 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,411 want. 670 00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:58,979 Shit. 671 00:12:59,012 --> 00:12:59,813 Fine. That's fine. 672 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:00,647 We'll buy it, and we'll 673 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,281 return it. 674 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,315 All sales are final. 675 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,016 Come on! 676 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,251 I'll show you what's final, 677 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,252 you redneck son of a bitch! 678 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,362 I will burn you alive like the 679 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,320 last bitch who crossed me! 680 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,497 Okay, all right, all right, 681 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,189 Dee. 682 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:09,823 That's not getting us anywhere. 683 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,523 Okay, she's hot. 684 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,491 I went... I went hot real 685 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,325 fast; It just happened. 686 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,326 Well, our whole crew's been 687 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,094 hot lately. 688 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:14,962 We're trying to cool down, but 689 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,039 you're not making it any easier. 690 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:16,930 Mm-mm. 691 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:17,764 All right, listen, I want 692 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,431 this gun, pal. 693 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,166 Okay, I want it, because it's 694 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:19,933 easy to buy a gun. 695 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:20,934 And I need to prove that to 696 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:21,869 some people, so give me the gun 697 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,670 at a fair price, and do it now. 698 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,371 $4,000. 699 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,038 Shit! 700 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,773 Four thou...? $4,000? 701 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,774 Really? 702 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:28,541 I'll tell you what. 703 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,342 (Cocks gun) 704 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,878 How about I just take it, huh? 705 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:31,879 'Cause I'm a maniac with a 706 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,180 gun, and there's nothing you 707 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,982 can do about it. (Chuckles) 708 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,950 (Guns cocking) 709 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:37,951 (Dee gasps) 710 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,552 Oh. Oh, oh. 711 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,553 Okay. 712 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,554 Oh, okay. 713 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,555 Oops. (Laughs) 714 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,124 Putting the gun down now. 715 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,159 Okay, this is just a... just an 716 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,795 exercise, okay, to prove how 717 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,530 unsafe it is... 718 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,732 For everyone to have guns, okay? 719 00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,801 But I see now that I was the 720 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,569 maniac with the gun. 721 00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,838 And you all made it safer... 722 00:13:58,872 --> 00:13:59,873 In here. 723 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:00,707 Yeah. 724 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,408 Good for you. 725 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,375 Our bad, our bad for 726 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,044 this experiment. 727 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,250 Thank you for joining us. 728 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,851 I know you may not see yourself 729 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,253 as a solution to a 730 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,221 national problem. 731 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,722 You might not think you have 732 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,490 the ability, but, uh, believe 733 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,192 me, you were... you were 734 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,393 carefully selected. 735 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,694 And with a little hard work 736 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,196 and a whole lot of training, we 737 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,497 can help you keep your 738 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,232 school safe. 739 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,533 Are there any questions? 740 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,834 Yo, can I get some beer? 741 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,435 No beer. 742 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,602 No. We said it, like, 743 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,403 a million times. 744 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,680 Guys, guys, how many times do 745 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,040 we have to be through this? 746 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:33,873 No beer, okay? 747 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:34,918 All right, you know, you 748 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:35,708 can't drink beer and be 749 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:36,409 effective. 750 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,844 But you guys had, like, five. 751 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,346 Don't count beers, Carlos. 752 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,213 Not cool. 753 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,457 Yeah. And by the way, Carlos, 754 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,749 I've had six. 755 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,251 And I've had seven. 756 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,685 So don't be a rat, okay? 757 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,454 And if you are gonna be a 758 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,688 rat, get it right. 759 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,923 No more questions. 760 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,058 In fact, no more questions. 761 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,359 You guys are the ones that 762 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,260 asked for the questions. 763 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:54,427 Shut up, Carlos! 764 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,063 Carlos, shut up! 765 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:56,930 The time for questions 766 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,864 is over. 767 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,865 It's now time for learning. 768 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,300 Okay? You're-you're impeding 769 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,701 on your own safety. 770 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,236 Okay, now my friend and I 771 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,972 have been arguing all day about 772 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,974 the efficacy of swords 773 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,408 versus guns. 774 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,776 Okay? So we met in 775 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:10,377 the middle. 776 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,644 Now if you look under your 777 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,046 seat, you'll see that each of 778 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,257 you has been provided a weapon 779 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,049 that you could easily find in 780 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,417 your own classroom. 781 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,885 Some of you may have 782 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,988 compasses, others, 783 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,055 sharp pencils. 784 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:22,956 Okay, there are forks in 785 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,958 the cafeteria, there's piano 786 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,826 wire from the music room. 787 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,795 You need to learn how to make 788 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,163 every single item in your 789 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,164 school a potentially 790 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,132 life-threatening weapon. 791 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,100 Look at the person 792 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:33,933 sitting next to you. 793 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,135 That person wants to take 794 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,069 you out. 795 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,004 Guys, safety is the name 796 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:37,971 of the game. 797 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:38,972 It's all about safety. 798 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:39,906 Let's take it slow. 799 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,084 We're gonna take this in a 800 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,010 safe and orderly fashion. 801 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,912 Are you ready to begin? 802 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:46,613 Okay. 803 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,115 And, guys, let's have 804 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,150 a little fun. 805 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,153 (Kids yelling) 806 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,154 Shut it, shut it, shut it! 807 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,022 Those-those kids are maniacs! 808 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,165 Oh, my god, I think they're 809 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,200 all in gangs or something! 810 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,301 There's a lot of score settling 811 00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,192 going on in there! 812 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,427 Oh, yeah, dude, we created 813 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,361 a hunger games-type scenario 814 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,029 in there. 815 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,130 Imagine if they had guns! 816 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,264 Oh, it'd be a disaster! 817 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:04,964 An absolute disaster! 818 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:05,965 These kids are all too violent. 819 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,110 It's, like, ingrained in them 820 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:07,800 or something. 821 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:08,944 Oh, my god, dude, we've been 822 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:09,936 singing the wrong tune. 823 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,803 Society is getting more savage. 824 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:11,938 We need to get the weapons 825 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,705 out of their hands! 826 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:13,706 Maybe we should call the 827 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:14,950 cops, the only people who should 828 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,542 have guns! 829 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,176 They got to come in here, 830 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,044 they got to calm this down! 831 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:17,877 (Door banging) 832 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,150 Oh! Oh, shit, Charlie, I got 833 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,380 to admit something, dude. 834 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,514 I'm bleeding pretty bad. 835 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,949 One of the kids got you? 836 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,384 I nicked myself back in the 837 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,494 principal's office just trying 838 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,519 to unholster my weapon. 839 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:27,220 Jesus, man. 840 00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:28,397 I didn't want to say anything 841 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,522 'cause it was a little bit 842 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:29,989 embarrassing. 843 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:30,990 (Door bangs) 844 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,325 All right, can I go to 845 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:32,959 the hospital? 846 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:33,526 Yeah, let's go. 847 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,129 Go, go, go, go, go. 848 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,397 Frank (Over radio): First 849 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,565 they disarm us, then they 850 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,332 oppress us. 851 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,833 So I want you to get 852 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,735 every gun you can buy and bring 853 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,572 it to 17th and jfk, and we're 854 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,340 gonna march on city hall. 855 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,342 And bring whatever guests 856 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,211 you want, regardless of age or 857 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,212 whatever restriction the 858 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,346 government puts on our 859 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,547 expression of beauty. 860 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,548 Just get the guns and bring 861 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,549 them down to city hall. 862 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,550 Well, you better believe I'll 863 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,551 be there. 864 00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,152 I know you'll be there. 865 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,153 Bring your kid. 866 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,154 You have kids? 867 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,056 Yes, of course, of course. 868 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,224 Bring them. 869 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:04,991 I mean, come on. 870 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,035 He's really going off the deep 871 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:06,459 end, Dee. 872 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,160 I don't know. 873 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,061 I hate to admit it, Dennis, but 874 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,062 he's got a point, you know. 875 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,063 It doesn't seem like it's all 876 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,064 that easy to buy an assault 877 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:11,664 rifle. 878 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,665 No, no, no, no, no. 879 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,666 Don't you start with that shit, 880 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,234 Dee. 881 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,235 Well, I'm sorry. 882 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,236 It is incredibly easy to buy 883 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,237 an assault rifle, and I'm gonna 884 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,438 prove to you how easy it is 885 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,439 right now. 886 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,440 Okay, here comes our guy. 887 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,343 Mm, mm. No. 888 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,611 Hi. 889 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,912 Uh, you got my money? 890 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:26,913 (Scoffs) You got my 891 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:27,914 people-killer? 892 00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:28,915 Right here. 893 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:29,916 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 894 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,050 That's the stuff, baby. 895 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,452 Now, I got $1,500, which is the 896 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,087 fair asking price. 897 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,889 I hope that's okay. 898 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,125 Yeah. Give it to me. 899 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,059 All right. There you go. 900 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,237 All right, now, I'm not really 901 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,229 totally comfortable rolling the 902 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,230 window down. 903 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,231 I'm sure you understand why, so 904 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,232 I'm just gonna pop the trunk and 905 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,233 you can, uh, you can throw it 906 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,234 in there, all right? 907 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,067 Back there? 908 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,068 Yeah. 909 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,069 In the trunk? 910 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:50,637 Yeah. 911 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:51,638 Okay, I got you. 912 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,639 You see how easy that is, 913 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:53,640 Dee? 914 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,108 You just give a man $1,500 and 915 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,109 he gives you an assault rifle. 916 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,110 Uh-oh. Ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh. 917 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,111 What? Where's he going? 918 00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,112 Well, he appears to be 919 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,113 sauntering off. 920 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:00,980 Well, don't do... no. 921 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:01,981 Well, sir, I gave you the 922 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,082 $1,500. 923 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,083 Don't saunter away. I'm try... 924 00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,084 That's not fair! 925 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,085 No, it's not fair! 926 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,086 You stop right now! 927 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,588 Listen, you stop in your tracks! 928 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,656 Uh, Dennis, go stop him. 929 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,324 Denni... go stop...? 930 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,325 The man has an assault rifle! 931 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,326 What am I supposed to do?! 932 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,327 Shit! 933 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,328 I can't buy one! 934 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,329 The only thing that stops a 935 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:17,330 bad guy with a gun is a good guy 936 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,332 with a gun, which we can't get! 937 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,800 Goddamn son of a bitch frank, 938 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,801 you were right! 939 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:22,969 Frank was right! 940 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:23,570 Shit! 941 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,173 (Tires screech) 942 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,174 (Door opens) 943 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,074 Where's frank? We're hot. 944 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,176 We're coming in super hot! 945 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,009 Where is frank?! 946 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:30,610 Oh, you guys hot? 947 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,278 You guys are still hot? 948 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,179 The whole thing's hot, man! 949 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,180 Oh, yeah, I'm burning up 950 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,181 right now! 951 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,182 It's a crazy situation! 952 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,416 We're on your side now! 953 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,617 We got to get these guns off 954 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,618 the streets! 955 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,619 Boo-yah! 956 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:40,620 Wait, what? No, no. 957 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,621 Off the streets? 958 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,622 What are you, crazy? 959 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:43,832 We need the guns on the streets! 960 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:44,824 Everyone needs to have guns! 961 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:45,825 We need to flood the streets 962 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:46,826 with guns! 963 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:47,827 To stay safe. 964 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,828 Aw, shit. 965 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,197 I mean, I think, uh... 966 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,198 You know, I think we crossed 967 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,199 right past each other like ships 968 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,200 in the night, man. 969 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:53,833 We flip-flopped. 970 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,801 Yeah, 'cause we're on the 971 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:55,802 opposite side now. 972 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:56,803 That side makes no more sense 973 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,804 to me. 974 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:58,805 If we could've just met up, 975 00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,406 like, two hours ago... 976 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:00,373 Oh, oh, there's frank. 977 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,374 Hey, frank! 978 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,485 Frank, is that a box of guns? 979 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,476 What is that? 980 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,877 Guns? No. 981 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,946 Water filters. 982 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,147 Water filters? 983 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,516 All right, guys, load 'em in. 984 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:10,683 Very nice. 985 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,684 Hey, frank, why do you have a 986 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,685 truck full of water filters? 987 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:13,686 Uh, you know what, I don't give 988 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,687 a shit. 989 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,688 Let's get down to that rally, 990 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:16,289 man. 991 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,123 Rally? 992 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:17,724 Yeah. 993 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:18,291 Yes, the freedom rally. 994 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,292 The one you organized. 995 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,293 Ooh, shit, I'm not gonna go 996 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,294 down there. 997 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,295 It's gonna be a bunch of nuts 998 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,296 with guns. 999 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,297 Too dangerous. 1000 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,298 Wait, hold on a second. 1001 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,132 What's going on? 1002 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,133 I thought you were into guns. 1003 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,134 You know, why have you been on 1004 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,135 TV talking about all that shit? 1005 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,136 I bought a stake in Gunther's 1006 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,137 guns. 1007 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,138 I got everybody angry and 1008 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,139 scared. 1009 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,140 They bought the guns, I made a 1010 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,141 fortune. 1011 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,319 Oh, my god. This is crazy. 1012 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,310 So you don't give a shit about 1013 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,311 the gun issue at all? 1014 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,312 Uh, uh... 1015 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,313 I mean, what the hell? 1016 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,314 You're like the nra. 1017 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,315 Yeah, a little bit like 1018 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,316 the nra. 1019 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,317 Little tiny bit. 1020 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,918 But i-i think of myself more 1021 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,153 like al Gore. 1022 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,154 You know, he got everybody 1023 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,822 worked up over global warming. 1024 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,258 Then he made millions. 1025 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,359 Huh?! 1026 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,826 Yeah. Everybody does it. 1027 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,228 Liberals, conservatives, doesn't 1028 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,229 matter. 1029 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,230 This is America: You're either a 1030 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,399 duper or a dupee. 1031 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,533 I'm a duper. 1032 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,535 You guys are the dupees. 1033 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,170 I got to go. 1034 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,173 Where you going now? 1035 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,741 With us now is local 1036 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,176 community activist, frank 1037 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,378 Reynolds, with a terrifying 1038 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,379 statistic. 1039 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,380 Frank? 1040 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,014 Yes. Thank you, Chet. 1041 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,015 You're welcome. 1042 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,885 Do you know that 90% of your 1043 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,388 water is 100% toxins? 1044 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,356 Who knows what the other 10% is? 1045 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,357 It's probably far worse, I 1046 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,358 would imagine. 1047 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,359 It's really worse. 1048 00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:28,194 I have a water filter for you 1049 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,229 that you need to put in every 1050 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,798 single home. 1051 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,799 It will protect you and your 1052 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,434 entire family. 1053 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,478 You can even give that water to 1054 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,969 your babies. 1055 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,271 Wow. 1056 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,239 Well, babies, look out, because 1057 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:41,441 this next segment is just for 1058 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,642 you. 1059 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:43,776 Don't turn that channel. 1060 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,312 Your life may depend upon it. 1061 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,379 Got to give it to him. 1062 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,314 He is good. 1063 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,315 That son of a bitch. 1064 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:49,316 Goddamn. 1065 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,317 Yeah. 1066 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,318 (Dee sighs) 1067 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,319 I think I'm gonna get one of 1068 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,320 those water filters. 1069 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,321 I do kind of want one, right? 1070 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,322 For safety, for safety. 1071 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,323 I mean, he does make some 1072 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,324 good points. 1073 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:57,924 Yeah. 1074 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:58,925 The water's toxic. 1075 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,493 I mean, it is. Yeah. 1076 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,597 Captioned by 1077 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,598 media access group at wgbh 1078 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,335 access.Wgbh.Org 1079 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,632 (trio chanting backwards) 65312

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