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[ All Shouting ]
Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
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[Yelling, Laughing]
Smash 'em up!
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This is great.
This brings me back.
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I know. I'm anxious.
I'm excited.
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It's Adriano Calvanese,
Charlie.
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It's the guy who coined
the name Aluminum Monster.
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And I've got a plan
to get revenge.
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- Yo, Dennis!
- Shit!
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It's Tim Murphy, the asshole
that slept with my prom date.
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This is my wife, Christie. Dennis and
I used to be really good friends.
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Adriano made fake tickets!
Those tickets are fake!
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Ronnie the Rat
strikes again, huh?
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- Wait. - [Yelling ] I'm
a grown goddamn man!
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I don't have ringworm.
No, no, we're cool.
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Yeah, we're, like, the-
Ohh!
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Oh, really? Ohh! Son of a bitch.
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Well, this is great, Dee.
This is just great.
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Used to be king
of the mountaintop.
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Now I'm sitting alone at a table
at my high school reunion...
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with my sister,
the Aluminum Monster.
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Yeah, I know. I was on the
mountaintop too, okay, Dennis?
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I got to find a way back there.
Got to get a plan.
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Hold on.
Hold on a second.
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Ingrid! Ingrid Nelson.
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Hey!
Hi,
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Dennis and Dee.
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Carrying around
a clipboard, huh?
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Dork. [Laughs] 'Yeah.
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Well, I'm on
the alumni association.
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[ Muttering,
Blows Raspberry ]
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[ Laughing ]
Fatty Magoo!
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Right?
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Everybody!
Fatty Magoo!
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H0nk! What? Don't-
What are you doing?
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She's not fat anymore.
That doesn't really play.
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Oh, really? 'Cause I'll see it on the sides,
and I'll see it in the thighs.
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Still fat to me, still fat to you.
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Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo,
Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo-
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Is this why you
called me over here?
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Magoo, Magoo, Magoo, Magoo!
Fatty Magoo, Fatty Magoo!
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- Right. It was super fun to see you guys.
- Right? Everybody! Magoo!
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Did anybody- Did you
guys- Did you see her?
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Drop it.
What-
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Oh, God, she just wasn't that fat
anymore, was she? No, she looks-
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That felt very forced. Yeah,
'cause she's so pretty these days.
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She looks fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, she looked really good.
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Only kind of works when you're sitting
at a table with the cool kids.
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That seemed pathetic and mean.
It did. Yeah, it was.
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Wasn't it? Yeah. I got to find
a way back into that group.
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Dee, I think you need to stop focusing
on how to get back in with them...
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and start focusing on how
to get revenge on them.
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Yeah.
You're exactly right.
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I need revenge on them.
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And that's what I want too. Okay, well,
what's our plan? What's our plan?
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Ooh, I want revenge. All right,
so here's how we're gonna do it.
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I'm gonna bang
Tim Murphy's black wife.
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Oh, shit.
Yeah.
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Oh, shit! That'll do it.
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That's gonna humiliate him. That will
humiliate him! Yes! You know what I'll do?
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I will bang Tim Murphy,
get back at Adriano.
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That's a good plan. The problem is, I don't
think Tim Murphy would ever sleep with you.
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Wait a sec. Hold up. Wh-Wh-Wh-What are
you do- What's my part of the plan then?
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Mmm-OM
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Grab this. We only get
two drink tickets.
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Whoa.
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What happened?
Why am I hanging here?
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The cool kids gotus.
It was a massacre.
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Ah, Shit!
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All right, you guys. I'm ready
to be your friend again.
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No, Dee, get out of here. Get away from us.
Get away from us!
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What are you doing? Look, you
guys, I'm on your team, okay?
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I always was on your team.
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I had a strike plan, but then
Cricket went and blew up my spot.
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You goddamn bitch!
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Okay, look, that's not the
important thing, all right? Bitch!
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The important part
is that I'm here now,
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and I'm on your team
and I want revenge,
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and I need you guys to help
me come up with a plan.
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She's right. We need revenge, and
I know how we're gonna get it.
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[ Dee ] Yeah. Charlie?
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We gotta get the freight
train back together.
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Freight train? That's a great idea.
That's a good plan!
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- Nope. That's not a great idea. That's a
terrible idea. - What's a freight train?
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It's a stupid group of imbeciles
who called themselves a gang.
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It was basically just
Charlie, Mac: and Dooley.
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May he rest in peace.
God rest his soul.
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And they were basically just lackeys
of this guy named Psycho Pete,
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who genuinely
was mentally ill.
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Our conductofs insane.
Our cargo is pain.
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Freight train! Freight train!
Freight train!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let's get ahold of this Psycho
Pete and kick some ass!
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Yeah! Let's do it!
Freight train!
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No.
No?
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No,ldonWHke that
plan, so- Come on!
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Get us down, Dee! We're
gonna kick some ass! No'?
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Deandra, come back here!
Come here!
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Goddamn-
[ Loud Grunting ]
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All right, let's just see if they have Psycho
Pete's name tag and if they were expecting him.
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If we get our psycho back, we get
the freight train back. Yes.
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What's
his last name?
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Uh, I don't know.
No, me neither.
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Guess we weren't that close. It would
have been cool to be closer to him.
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He was such a dark, mysterious guy.
You know?
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VVhatabouL uh, Peter Schmidt?
Is that the guy'?
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No. Oh! No, that's Schmitty.
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Ah, shit. Is he coming'? No way.
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Schmitty would never come to
something like this. Not his scene.
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If anything, he'll swoop
in at the very end,
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grab the drunkest girl he can,
take her home, bang her.
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Ha! Schmitty's so cool. Oh, yeah.
Not that cool though.
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Way cooler than you, Dirtgrub.
Not as cool as Adriano!
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Stop defending Adriano, okay? Will
you stop with the Schmitty stuff?
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We're snipping with each other.
it's like- Oh! Magoo!
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- Hi.
- Hey, hey!
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- I saw you trying to get by us.
- I know!
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- You can't get away from us. Fatty Magoo,
Fatty Magoo. - No, I'm not fat anymore.
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That's not even accurate.
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That's true. Yeah, well, you
used to be fat. I don't kn-
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Yeah, well, I'm not now. I had a
thyroid problem. What's your excuse?
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I've tacked on mass. I've tacked
on lots of mass, yes. Really?
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All right, all right. Now,
do you remember Psycho Pete?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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Any word on if he's
coming tonight, or-
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Well, I hope not. He's the
reason we have extra security.
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He threatened to
burn down the building.
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[ Chuckles ]
That's-
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He was probably just joking.
That's his sense of humor.
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He has a very dark sense of humor.
Gotta lighten up around Pete.
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Was he joking when he cut his family into
little pieces and ate 'em for Christmas dinner?
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That doesn't sound like a joke.
Did that really happen?
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Yeah, that sounds
much more serious.
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That's- That's grisly. Grisly.
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Psycho. Psycho is how it sounds.
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- That's how he got out of prison.
- Oh, the insanity plea.
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Yes. Okay. Well,
that makes sense.
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I would have gone with that
if I was his attorney.
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Although really I specialize in bird
law, so I don't want to mess around-
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That's awesome. So, it was
really nice to, uh- Okay.
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah. Yeah.
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So I guess the freight train is gone.
Is that it?
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Yes. Let's get outta here. it's over.
Yeah. I guess we're off to-
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Hey, you guys, you
guys, YQU GUYS- Okay-
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Hi! Oh, good to see you guys again.
Change of plans, okay?
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I can't think of my own thing to do, so I want
to join the freight train or whatever it is.
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- Get lost, bitch.
- No, no, no, no!
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Hang on a second.
Hang on a second.
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Now, guys, the freight train
never let a loser down in need.
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If Dee wants in on the freight train, we
have to let her in on the freight train.
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Dee just has to do one thing. She's got to
go through the freight train initiation.
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We got to know
that Dee's one of us.
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- So, Dee.
- Yeah?
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Are you willing to go through
the freight train initiation?
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Yes, I am.
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Oh, no, no- Oh! Goddamn!
Oh, no! I am a grown woman!
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I am a grown woman!
Aah!
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[ Speakers: Man Singing]
♪ I been meanin' to tell you ♪
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I mean, cuff links? Tim!
At a high school reunion?
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It's not the Oscars.
I mean-
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Oh. [ Chuckles ] Geez!
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Yeah, and he can be a
little too nice sometimes.
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Oh. Can get a bit boring.
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Oh, trust me, Christie, he's boring
as shit. I know that. All right?
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I'd rather get blasted in the
balls by a battering ram...
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than have to have a
conversation with the guy.
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You're crazy! [ Laughing
] Am I crazy? Am I?
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He deceives people, Christie.
Yes!
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That's what he d- Oh, yeah. No.
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He steps on his friends to climb
to the top of the mountaintop,
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where his good friend used to reign
supreme, that's what he does.
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I mean, quite frankly, Christie, I think
you can do a lot better than him.
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No, he's good to me.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, but does
he appreciate you?
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I mean, Christie, does he appreciate...
all of that?
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Dennis!
[Giggling 1
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Baby's got back,
Christie.
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Baby's got back.
You know what I'm saying?
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Am I right though?
Am I right?
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Listen, listen, listen.
I want to be inside you.
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I want to do shit to you...
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that is gonna make you
realize what a worthless,
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boring piece of shit
your husband really is.
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Wait a second. I'm confused. Why
would you want to have sex with me?
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Why the hell wouldn't I want to have sex
with you? I mean, barn, boom, boom.
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Because you're gay.
What?
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I'm not gay. Dude,
you're wearing makeup.
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Yeah, I'm wearing a little bit of makeup.
Who-Who doesn't-
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And a girdle. Yeah. I wanted to seem
thin for the occasion. That's not weird.
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You've also been gossiping with
me for the last 2O minutes.
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I was speeding through the steps.
I have a system that-
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I was demonstrating value
on the dance floor,
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and then I engaged you physically
when I put my hands on your hips.
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Now I'm nurturing your dependence
by letting you talk shit...
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about your boring, worthless,
piece-of-shit husband.
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Then I was gonna take you to an empty broom
closet and I was gonna bang the shit out of you.
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And then I was gonna neglect you
emotionally. That's what I do, Christie.
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And it was working. I was manipulating your
feeble little brain into doing what I want.
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What / want!
And now it's what you want.
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- Ew!
- Oh, “ew!” Oh, yeah, okay.
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Yeah, well, your husband is a liar.
How about that, Christie?
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Yeah, stay with a liar!
And a deceiver.
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[ Stammering ] Tim does not deserve
to be the king of the mountaintop.
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I am the king of the mountaintop!
J.” [ 5f0p$ I
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I reign supreme over everyone
in this school!
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I am the golden god
of this place!
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I reign supreme!
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'N
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[ Murmuring, Chattering ]
♪♪ [Resumes]
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♪ Hungry eyes ♪♪
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Dee, I'm sorry
we threw your back out,
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but you're lucky that's the
worst thing thathappened.
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And it's a lucky thing
I brought the back brace.
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[ Dee ] CJh, yes, lucky!
So lucky!
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I'm feeling very, very lucky to have my
asshole ripped in half like tissue paper...
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by my father and his
very good ffiends.
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A-A-And also, I'm feeling
incredibly lucky...
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to be making another appearance
as the Aluminum Monster...
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after so many years.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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And I don't think you're gonna
get to bang Adriano now either.
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You don't think so? You don't think so?
Guys, this whole thing...
222
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has been a wash,
all right?
223
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,604
Let's get out of here, because there's no way
we're gonna get revenge on those guys...
224
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,290
without Psycho Pete.
Yeah.
225
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:21,125
I've been humiliated enough.
[ Dennis] Son of a bitch!
226
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,851
You bastard! You bastard!
227
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,649
Whoa!
Jesus Christ!
228
00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,371
- [Yells]
- Dennis, you're coming out hot.
229
00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,404
[ Gasping ] I am the king of
the minions, not Tim Murphy!
230
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:34,370
Not that jerk-off idiot!
[ Stammers ] Jerk-off!
231
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,691
What the hell
are you doing, man?
232
00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,967
She rejected me.
Me, Frank, me!
233
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,520
The coolest guy in the history
of this goddamn school!
234
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,730
Oh, they're all gonna pay.
They're all gonna pay the ultimate price!
235
00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,842
Whoa!
[ Gasps ]
236
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,968
Dude, whafs all that
stuff y0u're grabbing?
237
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,963
Tools! Tools!
238
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:56,602
Duct tape, zip ties and gloves!
I have to have my tools!
239
00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,161
Wh-Why do you have
a bunch of, like, weird tools...
240
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,969
in a hidden compartment
in your car?
241
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,724
It's fetish-
it's fetish shit!
242
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:07,407
[ Stammering ] I like to bind.
I like to be bound. I-
243
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,045
Uh, that's not
important!
244
00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,282
Don't ask me questions!
I'm not taking questions!
245
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,250
The golden god is not taking questions!
I am the golden god!
246
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,249
L-I'm taking action!
I got to go.
247
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,203
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
248
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,886
Wait a second, Dennis. Wait a second.
[Sighs]
249
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,480
I think we can help you, dude.
Yeah?
250
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,369
Yeah, we can help
each other.
251
00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:27,841
We both want
the same thing.
252
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,366
Revenge.
253
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,044
[ Gasping, Panting ]
254
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,964
You're gonna be
our new Psycho Pete, pal.
255
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,565
And guess what.
256
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,007
The freight train's
back in service!
257
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,521
Let's get nuts in that school. Let's
get crazy, all right? All right.
258
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,204
Come on, let's get
some revenge here.
259
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,802
Train's coming. Watch out for the train.
[ Gasping ]
260
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,325
The train's coming! [
Initiating Train Chugging ]
261
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,925
Make way!
Freight train coming through!
262
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,565
All aboard!
Toot-toot!
263
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:54,524
We don't do the toot-toots. We're a train.
Why wouldn't we toot-toot?
264
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,170
It's just not
what we do, okay?
265
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,969
Okay, bitches!
266
00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,566
Get ready for the steam engine!
And get it!
267
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:04,690
I'm gonna destroy you all.
But I want Murphy first.
268
00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:07,366
So let's go, Murphy,
you and me, once and for all.
269
00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,164
Come on! What you gonna
do now, pussies?
270
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,368
We got our psycho back. Yeah!
271
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,250
- What the hell are you guys talking about?
- The freight train, cowboy!
272
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,368
Look, everybody. The
Aluminum Monster's back.
273
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:20,161
- It's a good look. - Ha-ha, yeah,
yeah, yeah. it's really good. Really-
274
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,242
Just send Murphy out
so our psycho can bash him.
275
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,164
- Okay, you guys, let's get out of
here. This is weird. - Yeah. See ya.
276
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:28,489
Where you going? You afraid?
[All Laughing, Jeering]
277
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,728
No. We're not afraid.
We're in our 30s.
278
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,882
We don't fight people anymore.
it's kind of pathetic.
279
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,566
Yeah? Well, too bad, 'c:ause the
fury's already coming, bitch.
280
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,847
So too late.
281
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,844
[ Chortles ]
You just couldn't stand it, could you?
282
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,242
You couldn't stand
Dennis Reynolds...
283
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,402
reigning on high!
284
00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:49,563
King of all the school!
Master of everybody!
285
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:52,928
You couldn't stand it, so you had
to turn everybody against me.
286
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,691
Dude, listen to yourself. Nobody
turned anybody against you.
287
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,121
You were never that cool to begin with.
Seriously, man.
288
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,123
You would just come around
saying weird shit...
289
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,362
about being a golden god
or some other insane crap.
290
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,363
And referring to all of us
as your minions.
291
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,363
You always acted like you were
better than everybody else,
292
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,364
but then you'd just go and you'd hang
out with Ronnie the Rat or Dirtgrub...
293
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,329
under the bleachers or behind
a Dumpster or something.
294
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,363
It was- [ Chuckles ] It
was really weird. Weird.
295
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,891
Yeah, sure, okay.
296
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,883
Yeah, well, if I wasn't
the coolest guy in school,
297
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,009
then why did you have to try and tear
me down by sleeping with my prom date?
298
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,560
[ Chuckling ] No, I- I didn't
sleep with your prom date.
299
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,971
Yes, you did!
300
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,725
No, I didn't.
Ronnie the Rat did.
301
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,370
Wait- What?
302
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,091
Ronald McDonald
slept with your prom date.
303
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,891
Did he tell you that I slept with her?
I never would have slept with that chick.
304
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:36,008
She was gross.
She was gross.
305
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:39,124
She was gross. She was gross.
I remember that. Yeah.
306
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,925
[ Charlie ] She was really gross.
You slept with my prom date?
307
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,411
No.
308
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,925
Yes.
309
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,923
- How could you do that to me?
- it was very easy.
310
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,650
Uh, she was a whore.
311
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,007
- I'm gonna kill you. I'll gonna kill you!
- No, don't. Wait!
312
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,367
I'm gonna kill you,
you fat piece of shit!
313
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,523
This is mass! This is mass!
Don't make it about my weight!
314
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,120
You guys are good, so-
Take care!
315
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:03,046
- I know she was a whore, but she was
my whore! - Break it up! Calm down!
316
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,128
This is pathetic.
This is awful.
317
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,247
We've all been humiliated.
318
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,368
Our asses
are destroyed.
319
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,807
Y-Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
320
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,491
And Dennis turned out to be a loser.
You know what?
321
00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,769
Let's just go back to the bar, right?
The bar is where we belong.
322
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,884
The bar is where we fit in. We can
hide from the world at the bar.
323
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,610
Yes, yes.
I agree with Charlie.
324
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,240
I never want to set foot in this
high school ever again. Right?
325
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,765
No!
326
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,446
We can't go out like that.
327
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:37,162
Look, if life pushes you down,
you got to push back.
328
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,528
If you're dealt a bunch of lemons,
you got to take those lemons...
329
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:45,640
and stuff them down somebody's throat
until they see yellow.
330
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,088
And if some punk-ass kid
humiliates you,
331
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,329
you gotta do the only thing
that's left to do.
332
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,290
- Yeah!
- Whoa! Whoa!
333
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,408
Yes, Frank. Oh, wow, that
was a great speech, man.
334
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,881
That's the most coherent thing
that's ever come out of your mouth.
335
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,606
- That was awesome, dude.
- You usually just ramble on and on and on.
336
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:06,241
That was like a basketball coach.
All right, so what is it'?
337
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,810
Huh?
338
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,882
What's the one thing
left to do?
339
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,724
What is it?
340
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,885
Well,
the thing of it is,
341
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,089
is that, uh, there's
the lemon stuff.
342
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,521
Right. And then you got Mac,
343
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,409
who's a rat.
344
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,721
And Dee's
body brace.
345
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,006
And, uh-
346
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,729
And that's
the thing of it, and-
347
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,370
it's good.
348
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,204
What are you
saying?
349
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:36,011
No, w-we- You were gonna tell
us what to do. That doesn't-
350
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,771
We didn't ask if something was
good or if it wasn't good.
351
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,127
I lost my train of thought.
Let's go back to the bar.
352
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,402
Yep. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
353
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,927
Were you gonna suggest that
we should... do Plan “B”?
354
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,286
- No.
- Plan “B”!
355
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,805
That's what
I was gonna say!
356
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,564
That's- We're not
doing Plan Come on.
357
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,244
Hey, listen.
We worked so hard on it.
358
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,687
Come on. We're not doing
Plan it's ridiculous.
359
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:58,127
Dennis, Plan “B” might be the
only option we have left.
360
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,129
Ah, come on. Come on.
Come on, Dennis.
361
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,770
Jesus, come on.
Plan “B” is-
362
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,531
[Whispered Chanting ] Plan
Plan Shh, not too loud.
363
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:09,686
Stop whispering “Plan 'B”' like it's
some super-covert C.I.A. operation!
364
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,128
Plan “B”
is a dance routine.
365
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,611
It's a goddamn dance routine.
366
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,560
And it's gonna rock.
367
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,600
♪♪ [ Speakers." Disco ]
[Chattering, Laughing ]
368
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,569
Beep-beep. Get out of there.
Beep-beep-bop.
369
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,843
We're gonna need this dance floor!
Clear the dance floor!
370
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,809
Let' s gm
Let's gm!
371
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,166
[Frank]
Go on!
372
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:39,204
All right, listen up, jerks! Listen to us!
Listen to us!
373
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,966
There's been a lot of negative energy
going on at this school, okay?
374
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:45,771
So I want to talk to you guys
a little bit about dancing.
375
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,162
Now, back in the '50s
and the '60s and the '70s,
376
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,685
people used to dance
all the time.
377
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,683
That's the way
we solved our problems.
378
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:56,003
That's how they solved their
problems- through dance.
379
00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,766
Then all of a sudden, we
stopped dancing. You know?
380
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,285
Grunge came in.
381
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,091
We dressed in- in plaid
and oversized jeans.
382
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:08,165
Then later on, kids wore trench coats and shot
each other in school, and that's not cool.
383
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,687
But guess what. Guess what's
going on in the high school now.
384
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,609
Kids are dancing again.
385
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,245
Organized
choreographed dance!
386
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:20,247
They're doing organized choreographed
dances to solve their problems.
387
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,004
They also give each other
blow jobs.
388
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,082
They got these things
called rainbow parties.
389
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,685
[ Dennis ]
All right, wrap it up.
390
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,450
They have these rain- Yeah, but
that's not the point of the-
391
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,443
The point is, we're
gonna show you a dance!
392
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,648
Let's get started.
Let's go!
393
00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,563
[Click]
[Sighs]
394
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,524
Lights.
395
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,204
♪♪ [ Dan 0e Pop ] [ Crowd
Hooting, Whistling ]
396
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,528
[Man]
♪ I won '1' let you down ♪
397
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,762
♪ I will not give you up;
398
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,446
♪ 'Cause I would really,
really love ♪
399
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,285
♪ To stick around,
oh, yeah ♪
400
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,647
♪ Heaven knows
I was just a young boy;
401
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,327
♪ Didn't know
what I wanted to be ♪
402
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,801
♪ 7'0be_/~
403
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,450
[ Squeaking ]
404
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,490
♪ I was every little hungry
schoolgirfs pride and joy;
405
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,210
♪ And I guess
it was enough for me ♪
406
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,845
[ Cheering, Hooting ]
407
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,922
♪ I think there's something
you should know;
408
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,731
♪ I think
your singin' in the rain ♪
409
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,643
♪ Just hope you understand ♪
410
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,405
♪ Sometimes the clothes
do not make the man ♪
411
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,644
♪ All we have to do now;
412
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,364
♪ Is take these lies ♪
413
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,962
♪ And make them true
somehow ♪
414
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:41,170
♪ All we have to see ♪
415
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,210
♪ Is that I don't belong to you ♪
416
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,408
♪ And you don't belong to me ♪
417
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,407
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
418
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,249
♪ Freedom ♪
419
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,526
Whoo!
420
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:54,810
♪ Freedom ♪
421
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,370
♪ You got to give
for what you take ♪
422
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,761
[Yelling]
423
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,481
♪ Freedom ♪
424
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,962
[ Raspy Yelling ] ♪♪ [
Boom Box: Song Continues ]
425
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,321
♪ You got to give
for what you take ♪
426
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,640
♪ Freedom ♪
427
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,404
[Yelling Continues]
428
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,528
♪ Freedom ♪
429
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,887
[Yelling Pauses,
Resumes]
430
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,602
♪♪ [ Continues ]
431
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,087
♪ From the lies
Freedom ♪
432
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,687
[Gasping, Panting ]
Five, six, seven, eight!
433
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,285
♪♪ [ Stops ]
434
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,567
[ Gagging ]
435
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,041
[Vomiting ]
436
00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,690
[Frank Gurgling]
437
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,603
[ Gasps ]
438
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,650
[ Gasping, Panting ]
439
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,046
Well, that was weird.
440
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,650
Hey, everyone!
441
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,404
After-party back at
my house, all right?
442
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,642
Everyone's invited...
except them.
443
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,001
Let's go!
[ Cheering, Hooting ]
444
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,722
Wh-
445
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,081
[ Gagging, Hacking ]
446
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,128
That sucked!
447
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,123
Yeah, man.
It was a perfect dance.
448
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,123
They just didn't
respond to it.
449
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,851
I don't understand how that didn't
blow people's minds though.
450
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,844
Guys, guys. We did a great job, okay?
Don't get down on yourselves.
451
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,651
Those people are stupid. They're idiots.
They're savages. They just didn't get it.
452
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,171
Hey! [ Dennis] Oh, come on.
453
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,242
[ Chuckling ]
Hey, hey, he)"
454
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,284
Wow.
Great dance, assholes.
455
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,045
You know what? Just like
you low-life shits,
456
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,528
I didn't get invited to the
after-party either. But whatever.
457
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:31,207
I'm just gonna have sex with somebody
to feel better about myself.
458
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,171
I'm gonna bang the next
person who talks to me.
459
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,129
So who's it gonna be?
460
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,488
Hi-yah! [ Laughing ]
How you doing, fellas?
461
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,921
Hey, Sohmitty. Excuse me. How you doing,
everybody? Did I miss the festivities?
462
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,367
- Huh? What are we doing here?
What's going on? - Schmidt! No, no!
463
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,448
Hey, how are you? Do you
wanna have sex with me?
464
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,045
Yes, I do.
Well, there you go.
465
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,202
- See you, guys. Monster.
- [Charlie Groans]
466
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,601
- You all right? Where you wanna
go? You got a oar? - I don't know.
467
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,682
- We'll use mine. Come on.
- Schmitty.
468
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,803
Let's go back to the bar, huh?
Yeah.
469
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,803
Let's go, Charlie. Back to the bar.
Yeah.
470
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,325
Schmitty just-
471
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,444
Swooped in and grabbed
the- Schmitty.
472
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,966
The most disgusting
girl here.
473
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:48,010
[ Voices Speaking Backwards]
474
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,881
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