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[ Dennis ] So What do you
guys wanna do today?
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[ Charlie] I don't know. [
Dennis ] We could sing a song.
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[ Dee ] We just ate.
We're drinking.
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Hey, you know what? Macfs
coming over here pretty soon.
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- Mac's always got something.
- He'll have a plan-
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He always has something. And he'll
get us into something good.
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He comes in with something.
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'Cause we're having a hard time
getting into something good.
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There he is! [Charlie]
Good timing!
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[All Cheering ]
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Mac in the house. Mac in the house.
Mac: in the house.
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- [ Chanting ]
- Got some news for me?
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- [ Frank] Lay it on us.
- No, what's your news?
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I don't have any news. I
thought you guys have news.
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You usually fire- You always
come in hot with news.
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Yeah, what's the plan?
Oh. I got nothin'.
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Really? Huh.
Oh.
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That's disappointing. You usually
fire in here with something.
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Yeah. I've actually
been kinda bored today.
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We're bored over here.
You guys bored too?
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We are bored out of our goddamn minds.
Didn't run into a thing or-
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[ Woman On Jukebox]
♪ Don't you remember, love ♪
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♪ We built this city;
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♪ We built this city
on rock and roll ♪♪
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Oh. Wait.
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Guys, I know
what we can do.
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You do?
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Let's play Chardee MacDennis.
Yes! Yes!
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No!
No!
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No, no. No! 'Cause
we're not playing it.
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Yes!
What's Chardee MacDennis?
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Chardee MacDennis
is an awesome board game...
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that we came up with many years
ago on a day much like today.
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That sounds like fun.
It is not' fun.
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[ Together] Chardee! Chardee!
No, we're not playing it!
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Don't start chanting it. We're
not playing that stupid game!
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We are not playing
that game!
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Why? What's the big deal?
It's only a game.
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It's not just a game!
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It's a war.
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Chardee MacDennis-
the game of games.
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Now what we did is,
we took our favorite aspects...
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of a bunch of different board games
and we mashed 'em all together.
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We did the same thing with the name,
'cause we couldn't agree upon one.
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Now the point of the game
is actually quite simple.
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It's a race to the finish from
level one to level three.
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[ Charlie ] This is the board. And we
start at level one, which is “Mind.”
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That consists of “Trivia,”
“Puzzles” and “Artistry.”
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It is also the level at which the
alcohol being consumed is wine.
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Whoa! You get to drink
during the game?
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Uh, drinking is the game, Frank.
It's the whole point of it.
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I'm not gonna play any game in
which I'm not getting annihilated.
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Moving on to level two,
which is “Body”-
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“Physical Challenge,” “Pain” and
“Endurance.” That's the beer level.
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Yes, and level three
is “Spirit”-
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“Emotional Battery”
and “Public Humiliation.”
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Boom.
Hard-alcohol level.
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- What the hell you doing, Deandra?
- This is very important, Frank.
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We gotta nail the board
down to the bar,
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because at a certain
point during the game,
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Mac's gonna get very pissed off
'cause he's not doing very well.
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- He's gonna try and flip the board over.
- He's right. it's for the best.
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I will forget later that it's nailed down.
[Dennis] He will.
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Here's a big one. There's a
15-minute time limit to the game.
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Fifteen minutes doesn't seem
like a long time for a game.
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Well, there's a fair
amount of clock stoppages.
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Yeah, each team
gets three time-outs.
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There's a halftime, post-level
breaks, a two-minute warning...
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and a significant amount of injury
stoppages. Hence the first-aid kit.
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Pay very close attention
to this next part.
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Each team must collect a certain
number of cards ateachleveL“
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in order to progress
to the next level.
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And the first team to complete
all three levels wins the game.
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And the winner- Ooh. The
winner gets a sweet prize.
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Nice! What's the prize?
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The winner gets to smash the
other team's game pieces. Yeah.
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That's the prize? You get to
smash the team's game pieces?
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Oh, it's incredibly gratifying.
Oh, it's awesome, Frank.
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Now these are our game pieces.
Nice, right?
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And these...
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are Mac and Charlie's pieces.
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Look at the condition that they're in.
Pretty pathetic.
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As you can see from the state
that these pieces are in,
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Mac and Charlie have
never, ever,
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in the history of Chardee
MacDennis, won the game.
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You never won?
Never won once?
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No. it's almost statistically
impossible...
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to play that many games and never
win, but- it's truly an anomaly.
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We haven't won yet, all right?
But maybe this is our time.
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I mean, yeah. It is gonna happen.
Watch out!
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Yeah. I'm gonna slit throats.
Nice.
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Ack! I love this game!
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I want in! Okay, I want to be
Mac: and Charlie's partner.
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That seems fair to me, and
I'll say why. Mm-hmm.
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Because, you see, Frank's
mind is still fairly strong,
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but his body's very, very
weak, so I think it's a wash.
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- And his spirit's garbage, so I'm
okay with it too. - [ Dennis] Right.
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Hang on. You can't just jump on our team.
Let us talk about this.
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- All right, first of all, we got
a team photo, right? - Yeah.
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We're gonna have to decide, do we get a
new team photo with or without you'?
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Plus, we have a whole new strategy
to come up with, you know.
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Our strategy has never worked.
And I hate the team photo.
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Okay. You know what? Just join our team.
You're on the team.
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[Shouting, Cheering ]
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Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
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Yes, and the Golden Geese...
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are very much looking forward
to another annihilation.
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Yes, we are. Now, in the
spirit of tradition,
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I would like to propose that we
begin the ritual of sportsmanship.
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Good luck to you, sir.
And you, sir.
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I do hope you have a good game, miss.
And you, sir.
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Why the hell are youse
talkin' like that?
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Well, this is an important
part of the process, Frank.
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Gives the illusion of
respect for your opponent.
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Things are about to get real
dark, real quick, Frank.
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- It's nice to start off on a
positive note. - Oh, that reminds me.
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Once the game officially begins, you
are not allowed to ask any questions.
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Yes! In fact, if you do,
don't say a question.
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Look it up in the book
of rules, okay?
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[ Laughing ]
Jesus Christ!
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Oh, I think I understand.
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No, you haven't begun to understand,
Frank, but that's okay.
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You'll get it as we go along,
like every other board game.
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Dee, how much time?
Uh, 10 seconds.
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Ah! Perfect!
Okay, gentlemen.
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Suck my dick.
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[All Shouting, Whooping ]
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What the shit
are you doing?
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Goddamn it, Frank.
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You asked a question.
Goddamn it.
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Frank, Mac, Charlie-
drink for five seconds.
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Yeah, drink, drink, drink!
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This is how we get psyched
up before each level.
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Yeah, that's
our Maori war dance.
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It's how we demonstrate
intimidation.
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Shows off
our physical prowess!
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All right, Dee, put two more
minutes on the clock. Let's go.
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[ Chuckling ]
Gentlemen,
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level one begins.
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[Bell Dings]
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Okay, first card is trivia.
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Okay, Dee, answer this question
correctly, we get the card.
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If not, they get a chance to steal.
Yes.
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What is the greatest band in the world?
Chumbavvamba.
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- [Both Groan ]
- Correct! Nice!
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Whoa! That's not trivia.
That d0esn't make sense.
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We made up all these questions, so
there's gonna be a lot of opinion.
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It's more of a memory game
than anything else. But drink.
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Drink, bitch.
Let's go.
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All right, whatever. Our turn. Our turn.
Here we go. Ready, Charlie?
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[ Together ] No puzzles,
no puzzles, no puzzles-
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Trivia!
Trivia!
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I can do trivia, baby.
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Oh, dude, and you definitely
wrote this one. Nice.
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Lay it on me!
Lay it on me!
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Question: “Dennis is asshole.
Why Charlie hate?”
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- [ Dennis Whispering ] I know this.
- [ Murmuring]
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[ Dennis Whispers ]
[ Timer Ticking ]
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I don't think I wrote that.
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You definitely
wrote this one, Charlie.
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Who else
would have written this?
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Uh, I'm not remembering that.
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Oh, my God. I don't
think I wrote that one.
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Of course you did! How many
other illiterates are in the-
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Just throw out a guess.
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Pass.
No!
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You pass?
Pass?
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No, he didn't pass.
He didn't pass.
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Just throw out a guess.
Any guess, come on.
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Pass.
Son of a bitch!
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I can't think of one.
All right, chance to steal.
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Oh! Because Dennis
is a bastard, man.
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[Laughs]
That's what it is.
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I definitely wrote that.
That was it, right?
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Yeah! Two cards. Two cards.
Two cards.
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I was mad at you about something.
I wrote that.
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Doesn't matter.
Next card is Artistry.
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- And it's an all play, so pay
attention, guys. - All play. All play.
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“The artist from your team...
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must draw the clue from the
card on your teammate's back.
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The teammate must guess the
clue based solely on feel.”
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You ready? I'm going to pass
the card over to the drawer.
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I draw. Yeah, I don't
want to have to read it.
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Oh, this is hard.
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All right, ready?
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And... you guys ready?
Yeah.
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Begin!
GO; g0, go, go,
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Hey, go! Uh, uh, bird?
[ Chattering ]
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I'm not getting it, dude. it's impossible
to draw. I don't know how to dr-
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Jesus,yourback is so bony and
crooked and all over the place,
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I can't get a flat surface.
Anger!
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Let me have it.
Let Frank go.
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Oh, if only
the answer was ribs.
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Go, go. Frank, give me the-
Kicking.
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- [Bell Dings] - He got it.
He got it!
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Kicking.
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[ Laughing, Shouting ]
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I forgot about your stupid, strange
connection with each other.
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We get the card.
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Drink, drink, drink, drink,
drink, drink, drink.
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No puzzles, no puzzles,
no puzzles, no puzzles.
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Chance! Chance.
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This is a great one. We stole
this straight from Monopoly.
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It could be good.
it could be bad.
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Mm-hmm.
That's the chance.
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- [Frank] Got it.
- Oh! It's like the best one.
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“Take the money
from everyone's pockets.”
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That's, like, the best one.
Shit.
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Foo-foo, fork over, foo-foo.
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[ Dee ] That's the
best card there is.
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Frank, I don't know what you're so
excited for. Give me your money.
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What? I'm on your team.
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Frank, the card says, “Take the
money from everyone's pockets.”
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Everyone.
You are everyone.
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Charlie gave up his 5C) cents.
I got $500 in my pocket.
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I'm not putting my money on the table.
You gotta do it, dude.
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Give it to me.
That's the game.
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Let me see that card. No. If
you're gonna play the game-
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Let me see that card.
Let him see the card.
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Let me see the card.
Show him the card.
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“Swallow this card whole.”
Oh!
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Cheating! Cheating!
That's cheating.
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You've been caughtcheafing.
Time's stopped.
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[ Bell Dings] You've
been caughtcheafing.
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- We're on the same team. - Look, Frank,
cheating is tolerated. it's accepted.
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It's like a big part
of the game,
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but if you get caughtcheafing,
they advance to the next level.
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[Groans]
You ruined my scheme.
229
00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,562
In his defense, you were
trying to steal his money.
230
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,648
It was not the time to cheat, dude.
[ Dennis ] Enjoy that.
231
00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:02,007
- Only one card down.
- Yeah, well, it's too late now.
232
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,446
What's done is done, so-
Uh-oh.
233
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,330
[Both Squawking]
234
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,004
[ Together] Yeah,
yeah, yeah,yeah,yeah,
235
00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,730
yeah,Yeah,yeah
Yeah,yeah! '
236
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,403
To the game of games! Yes, Frank, good.
You're getting it.
237
00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:22,409
- Very civil. - Can questions
now I ask that clock stop-ed'?
238
00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,960
Okay, just 'cause you jumble up the
words doesn't make it not a question,
239
00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,565
but the answer is yes.
240
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,644
When the clock is stopped, all
rules are off and civility reigns.
241
00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,404
They advance. Do we?
242
00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,926
Ah. Yes. I'll explain it to you, Frank.
It can get a little confusing.
243
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,128
They are now in level two.
244
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,124
Which means they need only two
cards to advance to level three.
245
00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:40,651
We are still in level one.
246
00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,331
It's a goddamn mind-boggier. Yeah,
I've never really understood it.
247
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,971
But the point is, if Mads
telling you what to do, listen.
248
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,127
Okay.
249
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,407
Now at level two,
there is no more cursing.
250
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,323
Oh, yeah.
Big-time level two rule.
251
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,925
Where we at here?
Where we at?
252
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,004
All right.
Oh, gentlemen, it's time.
253
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,445
Oh, is it?
Kick it!
254
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,568
[ Shouting ]
255
00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,763
You flinch, you lose.
Here we go.
256
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,403
- [ Sighs] Didn't wince. all right.
- Nothing. Not even a-
257
00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:15,970
All right.
[ Grunts ]
258
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,690
[Mac] Oh! [ Charlie
] Aw, come on.
259
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,921
Nothing.
260
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,810
The problem is, his hands
are like- So tiny.
261
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,207
If Dee had gotten this, we could have
just- Obliterated those giant paws.
262
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,449
I'm gonna put it right in the
center of his hand. Do it. Do it.
263
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,126
- [Charlie Groans] - [
Mac] Cheese and Crepes!
264
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,611
All right, hit him, hit him!
265
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,047
- [ Charlie ] Dadgumit!
- Let me have a go at it.
266
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,963
Yeah.
Yeah, here.
267
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:39,249
- [ Grunts]
- [ Charlie, Mac Shouting ]
268
00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,525
Nice!
Wait for it.
269
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,125
Wait for it.
270
00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,890
Cheese and crepes.
Son of a gun.
271
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,530
Cheese and crepes!
272
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,167
Dee,
273
00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,810
we'll be taking this card.
274
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,963
Cheese and crow. All right, it's our turn.
Let's go get the cards.
275
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,804
[ Together ] No, puzzles, no,
puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles,
276
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,486
no puzzles, no puzzles, no
puzzles, no puzzles, no puzzles,
277
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,409
no puzzles, no-
Chance.
278
00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,482
[Groans]
Okay, all right.
279
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,891
Okay, could be good.
Could be bad.
280
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,163
“Go to jail. Do not pass Go.
Do not collect $200.”
281
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,844
[ Mac]
Sand of a bunch.
282
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,321
All right, we take our pieces,
we put 'em in jail.
283
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,243
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Frank, see, you don't get it.
284
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,688
There's no jail on the board,
so you go in there.
285
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,044
You gotta be kidding me.
Mm-mmm.
286
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,610
No, jail's a dog kennel.
287
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,648
You can get out, but
you're not gonna like how.
288
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,370
You gotta eat a cake.
289
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,130
That's sounds good.
it's not.
290
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,884
You have to eat
the ingredients of a cake.
291
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,525
Aw, shit.
One, by one-
292
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,807
- Oh!
- Oh! Stop the clock!
293
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,450
Dude!
You cursed!
294
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:47,047
Aw! I hate this game.
I hate this game.
295
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,447
All right, all right, all right.
We drink for five seconds.
296
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:54,088
No, you're not getting it. In
level two, the other team counts.
297
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,208
[ Chuckling ]
298
00:12:56,280 --> 00:13:00,888
Foun
299
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:06,171
five.
300
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,288
[Dennis Laughing]
301
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,044
[Charlie Coughing ]
[ Mac, Frank Groaning ]
302
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,485
Awful.
303
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,449
No more cursing.
No more cursing.
304
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,251
Get in jail. Let's go.
305
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,369
You might want to brush up on some of these
rules while you're in there too, pal.
306
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,960
That's a good idea. Let him
read the rule book. Yeah.
307
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,451
All right, our turn.
308
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,806
Ooh, all play.
309
00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,962
“Physical challenge:
The Grape Gobble.”
310
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,725
Oh, nice! Grape
Gobble's my thing, man.
311
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,531
Charlie's favorite board game?
Hungry Hungry Hippos.
312
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,965
[Distorted]
Hungry Hungry Hippos.
313
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,849
Ready, set, go.
314
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,890
[ Dennis] Go, go, go. Go, Charlie.
Go, Charlie.
315
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,564
Put my cage on the bar
so I can see.
316
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,529
Shut up,dog.
317
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,170
Gobble, gobble, come on.
318
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,004
Come on, Dee. Go, go, go.
And time.
319
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,645
Ho! Ho!
That's time.
320
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,166
Oh, no. it's only five.
I only got five.
321
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,567
Oh, sheets! Bed sheets! Yeah!
322
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:58,127
You definitely got more than five.
Yeah, yeah! I ate, like, 12!
323
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,170
Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa.
You're not supposed to eat them.
324
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,851
Th-The rule is you're sup-
You're not supposed to eat them.
325
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:06,804
There's no way we can tell
how many you- [ Groans ]
326
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,564
We win the level.
We get the card!
327
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,808
We're on level three.
Level three now.
328
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,769
Wait, they're still inside me!
I can get them out!
329
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,410
Doesn't matter!
Doesn't matter.
330
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,323
[Both Squawking]
331
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,402
Golden Geese!
Golden Geese!
332
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,882
Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,
yeah,yeah,yeah!
333
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,691
We move on to level three!
334
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,320
I hate this game! I hate this game!
[ Screeching ]
335
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,129
Oh, I know this game.
336
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,328
Board flipping. Cheating.
337
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:32,970
[ Shouting ]
338
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,048
[ Slurring ] I'm so sick
from that cake stuff.
339
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:45,124
You shouldn't have even eaten it, 'c:ause
the game's gonna be over in a second.
340
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,727
They're gonna kill us. Hold on a second.
I got a plan.
341
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:52,327
When I was in the cage,
I had the book.
342
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,483
Save it, Frank. There's no
way we can beat them, okay?
343
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,324
They are tailor-made
for level three.
344
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,721
Last time we played,
Dee got “Emotional Battery.”
345
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,201
We berated that bitch for,
like, two straight hours.
346
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,085
I mean, really personal stuff.
Way over the line.
347
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,322
The kind of stuff that cuts you
to the core, you know?
348
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,289
She held it together
without a single tear.
349
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,728
Dude, when her two minutes were up,
she cried for a month straight.
350
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,763
Yeah, it was really sad. Every
clay, crying all day long.
351
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,330
She talked about
taking too many pills.
352
00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,925
I think
she tried to kill herself.
353
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,685
She did, she did. I saw it, but
I didn't tell you about it.
354
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:23,764
[ Slurring ] Are you bitches
ready for round three?
355
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,650
[ Slurring ] 'Cause you're
going down, clowns.
356
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,849
[ Shouting ]
357
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,202
- Dennis, I want to tell you something.
- Yeah?
358
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,726
I hope I get “Emotional
Battery” this time from them,
359
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,290
because this is why-
360
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:43,603
You guys, you always
emotional batter me.
361
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,081
And I'm gonna- I'm fine with it.
I don't care about it.
362
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,844
I'm getting good at it now.
363
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:51,003
So that's something
that I hope for this game.
364
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,445
Okay.
Let me help you with that.
365
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,851
Oh, Frank.
366
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,161
- Frank, come on!
- Okay, so I broke another rule.
367
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,130
- [ Dennis] Oh, you did?
- Don't rat us out if it's a rule!
368
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,202
Probably not a rule.
Let's keep playing.
369
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,482
It probably is a rule.
I don't think it's a rule.
370
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:07,690
Rule 463: “When a player
spills his or her drink,
371
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:10,650
his or her team has to chug
the opponents' drinks.”
372
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,405
- [ Dennis Laughs] - [ Mac] You are
a terrible, terrible teammate.
373
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,881
I don't want to chug hard alcohol
on top of all this wine.
374
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,809
It's like- No, that's okay.
You don't have to do it.
375
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,962
You don't have to, because
you guys are in level one.
376
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,889
You can't even drink
hard alcohol anyway.
377
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,162
They're trying to trick us,
'cause then we'll not drink it,
378
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,049
and it'll be a rule
that we had to drink it.
379
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,764
No, no, it's fine.
No tricking us.
380
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,445
We're playing the game.
We're playing the game.
381
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,249
It's Chardee MacDennis.
382
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,289
This tastes like water.
383
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,850
This is water.
384
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,161
Aha! I knew it!
385
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,924
- Well-
- I knew it was water.
386
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,322
When he threw his beer in
my face, I could taste it.
387
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,727
[ Distorted ]
Shut up, dog!
388
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,365
- Cheaters!
- Yeah, cheaters.
389
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,562
You've been cheating!
We caught you cheating!
390
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:56,008
Eff you in the “A”! Eff you in the “A”!
Eff you in the “A”!
391
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,686
Congratulations, all right?
Fudge on crackers, all right?
392
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,410
Mr. Falconing sons of birds.
393
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,970
Motherfathers,
you've caught us cheating...
394
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,128
for the first time in,
like, 18 games.
395
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,521
If the team ahead
gets caught cheating,
396
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:12,164
then the team behind jumps
to their level, which means-
397
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,163
Level three!
Level three!
398
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,851
Level three!
[ Laughing ]
399
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,328
Okay. We've never been
to level three before.
400
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,250
I'm going to level three! I'll see you
in level three! Yep, yep, yep, yep»
401
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:27,723
♪ We're going to level three We are
the team going to level three ♪
402
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,361
[Alarm Clock Rings ]
403
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,886
- That was the buzzer.
- Oh.
404
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,405
The timer's
never gone off before.
405
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,050
So what
does that mean?
406
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,528
Wait, look that up, because you guys
always win before the timer goes off.
407
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:45,640
It means we have to draw...
the black card.
408
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,088
I don't remember a black card.
There's a black card'?
409
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,924
I don't remember a black
card at all.
410
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,571
Black. Guys, this could be
some dark shit right here.
411
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,723
Here it is. This is gonna
be a battle to the death.
412
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,320
Ooh! Oh, that's scary.
All right, read it.
413
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,402
- Open it, open it, open it, open it!
- Brace yourself.
414
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,811
Get ready.
Here I go.
415
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,325
Huh? What do we-
I don't know.
416
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,805
Why-
I don't know.
417
00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,963
“In the event of a tie,
a winner must be chosen.
418
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,963
There can be only one.
419
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,725
And so it comes to this:
420
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:20,850
Flip... a... coin.”
421
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,447
Flip a goddamn coin?
That's what we came up with?
422
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,329
Flip a coin.
That's lame as shit.
423
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,289
Oh, now I remember.
424
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,569
When we were writing the rules, at one point,
we just got really bored, and we phoned it in.
425
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,325
- That is so lame!
- No, it's awesome.
426
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,246
Think about this, Mac. They can't
out-cheat us, they can't outsmart us.
427
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,130
This isn't about, like, physical
endurance or anything like that.
428
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,441
This is just up to the gods
right now, Mac!
429
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:48,962
And there's a 50-50 chance we're
winning this whole thing, right now.
430
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,929
- No.
- Tails never fails.
431
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,963
Tails never fails!
Tails never fails.
432
00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,485
Frank, we're taking tails!
433
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,523
All right, all right, just flip the coin.
All right.
434
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,080
[ Charlie, Mac] Flip that coin.
Flip that coin!
435
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,850
Flip that coin!
436
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,843
[ Distorted Voices]
Flip that coin!
437
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,400
Flip that coin!
438
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,760
[ Both Grunting ] [ Dee ] Yes!
439
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:18,003
'Yeah,yeah,yeah, yeah,yeah,yeah!
'Yeah,yeah,yeah!
440
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,650
[ Chuckles ]
441
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:22,087
Ah! That felt good.
Losers.
442
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,685
[Laughing]
443
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,130
[ Voices Speaking Backwards]
444
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,961
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