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Excuse me.
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- Hey, Shari, how...?
- That was embarrassing.
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Tawny, how about
that biology test?
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Maybe you should
try tripping them.
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Could I get another?
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Hey, Wyatt. Look. I'm invisible.
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Watch the glass as it
magically floats in midair.
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- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Might as well be invisible.
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We can't even score a
soda from the waitress.
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Talk about depressing.
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Since when does Dick play guitar?
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Hey, Dick. Cool guitar.
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- How long you been playing?
- Ladies... hi.
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- I've got rock in my blood.
- Try " Rock in your head."
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- That is so cool.
- What's with that?
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- It's simple, brilliant. He's terrible.
- Doesn't matter--
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Dick figured out girls
go nuts over musicians.
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I played french horn in fifth grade
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- and I never got any action.
- Let's get in on this.
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Play along.
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How's it going, Dick?
Sounds good.
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- Just jamming.
- Yeah, well, Wyatt and
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I were just thinking maybe
we could use you in our band.
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- Don't do this, Gary.
- You had a band?
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That is so cool.
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I play french horn.
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And bass.
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[ Imitating Bass ]
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Maybe you'd like to
watch us rehearse sometime?
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# I don't know
your phone number #
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# I don't know your address #
# I... #
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[ Yelling ]
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Yeah. Whoo!
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- So, what did you think?
- Really... loud.
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Thanks.
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Let's play that other one
you wrote during gym class.
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We'd like to hear it.
Go ahead and start without us.
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We'll freshen up.
Where's your bathroom?
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- Upstairs and to your right.
- Great.
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Oh, darn it...
we left our lip gloss at home.
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Be right back. Rock 'N' Roll.
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Rock 'N' Rock. Yeah!
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They're not coming back,
are they?
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It didn't matter
if we were terrible?
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I guess there are limits.
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- Where you going?
- Uh... to freshen up.
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Okay, see what
this does for you.
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[ Humming Tune ]
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That's good.
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Hey, guys. Guess what.
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I found a way to get
your underwear to do
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that thing you wanted it to.
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Forget that, Lis.
We just wrote our first song.
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It'll be money for nothing,
chicks for free.
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Just an expression.
We can try our song out on you.
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- You'll love it.
- Just out.
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Total inspiration.
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[ Rock Synth Drums ]
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[ Off Key ]:
# When I'm near her #
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# Something stirs#
# Shoves me up against the wall #
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# Makes me say I'm hers #
# She's mean #
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- # She's mean... #
- Drum solo.
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- We can, we saw...
- We sucked.
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Yeah. You're right.
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Don't so hard on yourselves.
Just keep practicing.
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I think we need more than practice.
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Yeah. We need magic.
If we could live
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the lives of rock stars
we could get babes.
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Limos, MTV music video awards.
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- We could save the rain forest.
- We could buy it.
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What do you think?
Wyatt. Me. Rock stars?
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You really want to be rock stars?
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- Yeah. Why not?
- Well, think about it.
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You're on the road,
mobbed by fans backstage
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blowouts music videos,
fame, power, money.
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- I want in.
- You got it.
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ALL: Let's rock.
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MAN: Okay, fellas.
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Whenever you're ready.
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SOUND MIXER: Okay, guys,
how do you want to start?
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- Time to money.
- Lisa, I don't play bass.
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- And I can't sing a lick.
- I gave you your wish.
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You're rock stars. Play.
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- All right!
- Gary, sing.
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# Baby, baby, baby # Ow!
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Cool. I've always
wanted to do that.
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- Tape's rolling, guys.
- Two, three, four...
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[ Rock Music Playing ]
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# When I'm near her #
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# Something stirs #
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# She shoves me up
against the wall #
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# Makes me say I'm hers #
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# She's mean #
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# A drama queen #
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# She bruised my spleen #
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- # I think she's keen... #
- MAN: Cut, cut, cut!
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Oh... oh, super! Absolutely super!
No. Better than super.
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Dale Griffin president
of Mojo records.
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You like our stuff?
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What's that word
that sound like
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you don't like something
yet it's perfectly smashg?
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- Bad?
- That's it! Bad!
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Super bad! Terrible.
Utter crap! I loved it!
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- You want to sign us?
- Yes.
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Yes, I want to sign you.
I'd marry you if I could, but I can't.
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You're going to be huge.
No... bigger than huge.
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- What's bigger than huge?
- Colossal?
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- No, no...
- Tremendous?
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- No, no...
- Really huge?
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Yes! Exactly. Really huge.
What's your names?
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Wait. Don't tell me. Your real
names don't matter anymore.
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From now on, you're... Thrash.
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Yes. And you... you're... Kyle.
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No. No, you're Crash!
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And, you, you're... Stunning.
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- They call me Lisa.
- As well they should.
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Okay, now let's Brainstorm
on a band name, shall we?
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No... no... Lord, no.
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How about Megahurtz?
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I have literally no
idea what that means.
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It's perfect! Music vision?
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Dale Griffin.
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I think I have your
next buzz clip band.
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# When I'm near her #
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# Something stirs #
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# She shoves me up
against the wall #
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# Makes me say I'm hers #
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# She's mean #
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# A drama queen #
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# She bruised my spleen #
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# I think she's keen #
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# When we're on a date,
I'm a nervous wreck #
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# Cause she's got her cleats #
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# In the back of my neck #
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# Some gives should
come with parachutes #
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# 'Cause there's a lot of people #
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# Who are deaf mute #
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# Oh, she's mean #
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# A drama queen #
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# She bruised my spleen #
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# I think she's keen #
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# She's mean #
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# A drama queen #
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# She bruised my spleen #
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# I think she's keen. # Ow!
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In other music news, the
new power combo, Megahurtz
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has officially taken
the world by storm.
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Being noticed rules.
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I can't believe we're
actually rock stars.
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Ok it out, Wyatt.
A hit song, world tour,
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a million bucks in the bank
and supermodel girlfriends.
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Mine frightens me.
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Check out my guy.
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I know, but he makes me laugh.
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So... you want me to pout
or take my shirt off?
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What do you say, Dale?
Shirt on or off?
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Absolutely. Well that is
to say, uh... no.
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- So, what's next on tap?
- Hey, your single's number one.
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You're the biggest thing
since Megahurtz.
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- We are Megahurtz.
- You're kidding.
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Someone pinch me.
I'm your biggest fan! See?
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The geniuses up in marketting
have come up with
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some promotional items
you need to eyeball.
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Megahurtz rockin' cyborg
action figures changeable heads.
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- Super?
- Cool.
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There's a rocket
launcher in my chest.
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When you pull your arm
out you become
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- an all-terrain vehicles.
- What's with my hair?
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The kids will love it.
Oh, look at this.
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Rough sketches for the
Megazhurtz cartoon series.
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A gorilla?
Someone has to drive.
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His name is Congo.
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He's a demolitions expect
with a knack for finding ghosts.
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In addition we have
Megahurtz, buttons, t-shirts
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pogs, thigh cream,
et cetera, et cetera.
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Of course, the success
of all this depends
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upon the success of your album.
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By the way, how are the
rest of the song coming?
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We'll be ready by the time
we go into the studio.
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- When is that?
- Tomorrow morning.
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GARY: "Dear Thrash,
I love listening to your song.
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"You guys really rock.
My friends think
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crash is the cutest
but I like you the best."
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Keeper. We're in the
studio in four hours.
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We haven't got a single song.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Listen to this one.
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"Dear Thrash, you rock me.
I want you."
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Picture included. [ Gasping ]
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- Pass.
- Come on, I need your help.
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You want a song?
Here's a song.
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# I'm a rock star, rock star #
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# Girls write me letters,
wanna have my baby #
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# 'Cause I'm rock star #
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# Rock star. # There's one.
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- Gary, that's lame.
- Okay, we'll make it a bonus track.
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Here's another.
# Pot stickers, pot stickers #
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# Mushu pork #
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# Eat 'em with chopsticks
and not with a fork. #
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We can do commercials
for soy sauce.
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- Well, what do you get?
- I'm working on a love song.
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- I need a rhyme for "lumpy."
- Stumpy?
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Jumpy? Rumpy? Bumpy?
Grumpy? Dumpy?
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Hey, there's song number three.
It's like turning on a faucet.
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I don't know anymore, Gary.
This all sounds like garbage.
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Hey, relax. We're Megahurtz.
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Our single's been number
one two wes in a row.
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Our fans will love us
no matter what we do.
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"Garbage," says
Rolling Stone Magazine.
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Every song on the
new Megahurtz CD
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is a rehash of their
single, "she's mean."
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The song list includes
such diverse titles
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as "she's angry," "she's nasty"
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"she's a more or less
unpleasant person to be around."
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And don't get me started
on the one about chinese food.
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Looks like Megahurtz
has crashed and burned.
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That's it. We're history.
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How could anybody not
like the chinese food song?
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We were singing
about pot-stickers.
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That came from the heart.
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If we'd ordered mexican it
would have be "the taco song."
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Since when do we care
what critics think?
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Exactly. Critics are just
whiny Rock 'N' Roll...
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What do you call someone
who wants to be something
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that they're not because
they have no talent?
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- LaToya Jackson?
- No.
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- Wannabes?
- Yes.
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Critics are just whiny
rock 'n' roll wannabes.
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I didn't become the
head of mojo records
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- by listening to critics.
- I couldn't sleep at night
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if I lived my life by
what the critics say.
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Then again, who need sleep
when you're really rich?
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Get out of my studio.
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You're fired.
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"We've been duped by
these one-hit wonders.
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"Their new CD isn't worth
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"the recycled toilet paper
this review is printed on."
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One man's opinion.
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Actually, it happens to be
60 or 70 people's opinions.
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What kind of lame wish is this?
Our careers are in the toilet.
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You asked for the lives
of rock stars.
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No rock star stays
on top forever.
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- But, you outlasted the Bangles.
- Who?
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I got you to the top but staying
there was up to you guys.
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Yeah, well, it was fun
while it lasted. Thanks, Lis.
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That's it? You're quitting?
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What about our fans?
Don't we owe them something?
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Yeah, an apology. Face it.
We had one good song in us.
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We're just getting sorted.
This is a career lull.
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- Gary, knock-knock.
- Who's there?
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- Megahurtz.
- Megahurtz who?
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Exactly.
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Your fans have moved on
to the new flavor of the week.
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I don't believe that for a second.
The world still loves me.
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I'll just go out there
and be famous
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without you guys or
my name isn't Thrash.
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Your name isn't Thrash.
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Shut up.
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And in other news,
Thrash, lead singer for the
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recently disbanded
megahurtz has released
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a solo album-- "Me, Thrash,
alone without the baggage."
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[ Ballad Intro ]
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# Me, Thrash #
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# Alone without the baggage #
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# Me, Thrash #
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# Alone without the baggage. #
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[ Heavy Metal Music ]
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The CD debuted at 97.
Most critics agree
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the music was reminiscent
of cats hitting sheet metal.
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The album was in the
bargain bins by lunch.
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The singer had this to say.
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I believe this is the next step
in my evolution as an artist.
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My fans will be happy to know
I'm going back into the studio
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to work on a remix of
my megahit "She's mean"--
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Open it up to a whole new audience.
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Rock on. Yeah.
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[ Chipmunks Singing "She's Mean' ]
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Okay, can you give me
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more Alvin and Less
the more this time?
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[ Chipmunks "She's Mean" Playing ]
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Look at the bright side.
At least he can't sink any lower.
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Pass.
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Pass.
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Okay.
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The dugout. A pitcher's mound.
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A baseball!
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[ Horn Blowing ]
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[ Synthesized Rock Percussion ]
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[ Whistle Blowing ]
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Hi. I'm Thrash, remember
lead singer for Megahurtz.
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That was me a few
weeks ago suffering
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from hemorrhoidal flare-up.
Lucky for me, there's Analene.
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I can't watch my best
friend do this to himself.
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Somebody's got to tell him
the world thinks he's a joke.
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It's going to break his heart.
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Rock, paper, scissors?
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One, two, three!
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Hello, Moosehead Lodge!
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Are you ready to rock?
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I said, "Are you ready?"
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[ Muted Chord ]
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[ Crowd Laughing ]
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Hey.
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Look who's here.
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I knew you couldn't give
up the bright lights.
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Or the roaches.
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It's not Dodger Stadium
but you got to pay your dues.
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A couple more gigs like this,
and I'm back on top.
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Gary, Wyatt has
something to tell you.
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Gary, you got to pull the plug.
You had a hit song.
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You were famous, but is over.
Let it die.
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How can you say that?
Things are going great--
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- A lot of interest out there.
- Where?
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Everywhere. Here.
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Outside. All around.
It's big, big, big!
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Hey! I know you.
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The fans--
they haven't forgotten me.
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It's the hemorrhoid guy!
How's your butt?
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You're right. I should
have walked when you did.
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It's not that bad, Gary.
At least people still remember you.
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Yeah, every time they get
that itching, burning sensation.
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Come on, Gar.
We came to take you home.
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Thanks, but they're paying me.
I better finish my set.
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Poor guy. All he wanted
be was a rock legend.
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Fat chance now.
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Well, there is one way.
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Okay, I think you're all
going to like this next tune.
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Gary Screaming ]
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Lisa!
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- What'd you do to him?
- You'll see.
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The rock world is still
reeling from last night's
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mysterious on-stage
disappearance of former
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Megahurtz singer, Thrash
who inexplicably vanished
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during his opening set.
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Was it an alien abduction,
spontaneous combustion?
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What knows?
One thing's for certain--
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the legend of Thrash
will live forever.
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You hear that, big guy?
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I'm a legend.
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I'm bigger than Elvis.
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It's everything
I've always wanted.
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Remember-- if the world
knows Thrash is alive
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- you stop being a legend.
- Nothing to worry about.
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No one's ever noticed me.
I'm invisible.
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Here's to invisibility.
Oooh!
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[ Giggling ]
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00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,533
Don't tell me Dick's got
his guitar with him again.
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00:21:00,033 --> 00:21:02,533
Nope-- whole new approach.
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00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:05,800
A puppy?
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00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,800
- This guy's a genius.
- I don't get it.
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Wy, girls love puppies.
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Makes a guy look...
more sensitive.
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00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,667
That's easy.
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- What do you say, Lisa?
- You got it.
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00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:22,767
Oh, look at the cute,
little doggies.
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- Ooh.
- Hi, boy.
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[ Rock Music Playing ]
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