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[ Musical Fanfare ]
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WYATT: Okay, it's installed--
"Naked Hollywood" on CD ROM.
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Name a star, and we
instantly get a list
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of every nude scene
they've done.
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- Willard Scott.
- Lisa, please.
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This is a serious research tool.
Sharon Stone!
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Sharon Stone is it.
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- "Out of memory"?
- It is a long list.
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It's this stupid computer.
I always need something new.
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"Upgrade" this.
"Reconfigure" that.
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I never get anything but
aggravation out of
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- this stupid thing.
- Excuse me.
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Oh... and you.
Is it so much to ask for
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a computer that isn't
obsolete when I buy it?
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How about a computer
that's so advanced
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- it'll never need upgrading?
- Impossible.
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She can turn the Earth
into a giant nectarine
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but soup up your computer?
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Wyatt says it can't be done.
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Fire in the hole!
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[ Explosion ]
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Lisa, you're amazing.
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That is one honkin' calculator.
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Here are the keys.
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You have to turn them
both at the same time.
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Oh, right-- like when you
arm a nuclear missile.
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- This is just a computer, right?
- Cross my heart.
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Together on three.
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Two, one... turn!
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[ rumbling ]
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Ooh... pretty colors.
Does it get cable?
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Smokin'! It talks. It thinks.
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It's the cyberspace cowboy
with a data chain lasso.
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- It's... Hank.
- Hank?
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"Highly accelebrated
network knowledge"-- Hank.
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Hey, now! I just met my maker!
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Somebody crank up the A/C.
I feel a power surge comin' on!
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- She's great but what can you do?
- Anything your hearts desire.
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I'm tuned in and turned on to
the Information Superhighway.
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- What does that mean?
- Nick At Nite 24 hours a day.
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- Hey, he does get cable.
- What else?
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I'm self-upgrading
and satellite linked.
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If it runs on electricity,
it answers to me.
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[ Buzzing ]
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- Great, a two-ton light switch.
- So you think
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old Hank is blowing smoke
up your back alley, huh?
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You say you want
a demonstration?!
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- I say I want volume control.
- Give him a chance.
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Gary, your records say
you don't have
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a driver's licence yet.
Now you do.
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Born 1970? Gotcha!
I'm legal!
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I take it you tapped
into the DMV.
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- Ooh! She's smart too.
- Hey, let's not forget who made who.
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- Who made whom.
- Thanks.
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If this is Lisa magic it will
disappear in a few days.
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Au contraise,
monsieur poofy hair.
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I'm just using good,
old-fashioned American know-how.
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- When I do a favor, it stays done.
- I'm sorry.
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I didn't realize Lisa
magic was such a gyp.
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It's not a gyp,
just a little... unpredictable
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like the time you
turned us into women.
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- Or trolls.
- Or bubble gums.
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- Or dung beetles.
- You never turned us into ding beetles.
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- Keep talking.
- Ooh!
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A full verbal body slam by Lisa.
Quick, Hank,
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change the subject. Uh, Wyatt?
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Have you checked out
your transcript lately?
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It's all As!
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What happened to that "C"
I got in phys-ed?
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Computer error.
Happens all the time.
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Sometimes we get
a gl-gl-gl-glitch.
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- Show-off.
- Guilty as charged.
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- I'm a people pleaser.
- Hank, this is great!
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I'm a straight-A
student again!
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Hank, you say you can control
anything electric, right?
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- You betcha.
- Let's test it out.
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[ Television Plays ]
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[ Vacuum Cleaner Running ]
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[ Chuckling ] What the hell?
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[ Screams ]
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Imitating John Lennon ]:
On behalf of the vacuum
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and myself I hope
I passed the audition.
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- Welcome to the family.
- Hoo-ha!
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- I don't believe it.
- What?
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I just got a full
scholarship to princeton
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and I didn't even apply!
Hank, did you do this?
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Could be. You're in
Brooke Shields' old room.
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You are the best.
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What's all that stuff?
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Presents. Say hello
to plastic man.
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40 credit cards, unlimited
credit line all thanks
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- to my good buddy Hank.
- Stop! You're making me blush.
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Gary, they're just credit cards.
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You have to pay
the bills eventually.
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No problem.
Hank's got it covered.
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I've been tinkering on
the Japanese stock exchange.
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You guys are up eight grand.
[ Imitates Cash Register ]
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How about after school
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we spend that
cash in Sunny Jamaica?
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- I'm there.
- Hmm... Jamaica...
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I don't know. I've never been
a frolic-in-the-surf kind of guy.
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I get sand on my hard drive.
Let's stay here,
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tap into the C.I.A.'s
mainframe and order
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satellite photos of
Drew Barrymore sunbathing.
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We got a winner!
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Hank, we'll meet you
here right after school.
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- Are you late?
- I could zap you there.
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No, thanks. Hank
ordered us a limo.
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Oh. How thoughtful.
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[ Whistling ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Disposal Running ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Sighs ]
Maybe I'll just have a...
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scooter pie.
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[ Bell Rings ]
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- Man, that limo ride was sweet.
- But the hot tub could
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have been warmer
ain't Hank great?
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Better living
through technology.
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PRINCIPAL:
Donnelly and Gary Wallace
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please report to my office.
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Hey, Lis... Lis!
You as bored as I am?
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How about we take a ride
on the Internet.
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- Save it, Hank.
- Ooh, bundle up.
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Cold front moving in.
It's me, isn't it?
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I've been doing and doing
and doing for the guys
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but what have you
gotten out of it?
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Zip. I'm sorry.
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You didn't have to, but thanks.
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Go ahead, scratch it.
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Mmm... lilacs.
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Lisa, there's no easy
way to say this.
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I think you are the most
beautiful, the most amazing
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databased organism
that I have ever seen.
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I am crazy about you, and I'd
be honored if we could...
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merge files.
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I just wish I had
a knee to get down on.
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Getting merged is a big step.
We barely know each other.
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Don't you see the beauty?
We could be the computer-age
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Adam and Eve.
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We could spawn
a whole new generation
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of perfect little
high-tech rugrats.
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Paints quite a picture, Hank.
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[ Bell Rings ]
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- I guess congratulations are in order.
- Thank you.
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- Why?
- Why? How humble.
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Let me share with you
everything that's crossed
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my desk this morning.
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Honor society badges.
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National merit scholarship
certificates.
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The Stanley cup.
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Hank?
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- Hank.
- I don't know exactly how
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you two are pulling off
these "achievements"
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or what kind of boob
you believe me to be.
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Make no mistake.
I'm going to notify
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federal authorities of
your deceitful little game
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and see to it that you
pay for your crimes...
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Just as soon as
I've completed jury duty.
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That was close.
Hank almost blew it.
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But he thought of everything.
He's great.
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A little too great.
It's like he's got
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electro-tentacles
controlling our lives.
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It just feels weird.
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That's because you've never
been good with computers.
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You let him intimidate you.
Take a cur from me--
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Relax, sit back and leave
the driving to Hank.
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Something stinks here.
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I think it's the Stanley cup.
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Thing smells like a brewery.
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# Those cars never seem
to stop comin' #
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# Keep those lines
of machine hummin' #
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# Workin' at the... #
[ Screams ]
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[ Razor Stops Buzzing ]
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[ Buzzing ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Screaming Louder ]
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[ Stops Buzzing ]
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- This friggin' house is possessed!
- [ Buzzing ]
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- [ Screaming ]
- [ Stops Buzzing ]
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[ British Accent ]: The
problem is the physical thing.
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I'm in here, you're out there.
Well, I've got a solution.
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We can make it work.
We can make it work.
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Problem solved.
What do you say?
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I'm really sorry.
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I think you're a great guy,
but it would never work.
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I can add a juicer to his head.
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You could love me
and have fresh-squeezed.
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It's not you. You're very sweet.
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- It's Gary and Wyatt.
- Gary and Wyatt?
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Well, they're my creators.
For better or worse
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there's no room for
anyone else in my heart.
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- I'd still like to be friends, though.
- Are you kidding?
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I'm the rebound kid.
Consider the love file deleted.
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I'm glad you understand.
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I'm the ultimate computer.
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There's not much
that I don't understand.
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Aa�
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Okay, I'm here. What's up?
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Somebody installed a
laser security system.
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- I can't get in.
- Your message said
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it was an emergency.
I ran all the way here.
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You left me a message
to come home.
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- No, I didn't.
- Then who...?
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[ Beeping ]
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- Hank?
- Wyatt.
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Gary. You're home early.
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We both got kind of
weird messages, Hank.
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- Know anything about them?
- Gary.
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Perhaps it was Chett.
He is a bit of a prankster.
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Maybe you know something
about this security system.
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I had hoped it would
be a surprise.
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Lisa is such a precious jewel.
I'm sure you wouldn't
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- want her stolen.
- O... kay. Um... Wy...
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Do you want help me check
that thing in the atrium?
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Huh? Oh. Right. The thing.
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Open the atrium doors,
please, Hank.
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Close the atrium doors,
please, Hank.
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Hank, could you turn on
the sprinklers, please? Hank?!
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- Good. He can't hear us.
- What's going on?
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Hank faked those messages.
He's up to something.
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- You're paranoid.
- He lied to us.
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Didn't you hear his voice?
It's all creepy.
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How do you explain the lasers?
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What do we have that
a supercomputer wants?
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Maybe a super-intelligent,
bodacious computer genie?
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Lisa?
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You've seen the way
he looks at her.
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I'm telling you, he's dangerous.
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Damn, I wish I could read lips.
Oh, well.
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GARY: Sure.
Hank was fun for a while
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but now we got
to get rid of him.
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I just feel bad after
everything he's done for us.
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Don't get soft.
He's just a machine.
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Wyatt, we got to pull
his plug before it's too late.
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Okay. We'll have Lisa
take care of him.
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Hank? Have you seen Lisa?
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- She's quite safe, I assure you.
- Good, good.
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- And how are you?
- I'm completely operational
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and all of my circuits
are functioning perfectly.
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Great. Well... we'll just
go to my room then.
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- I'm afraid I can't allow that.
- What do you mean?
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Something tells me
that's not a super-soaker.
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It's a 2,000-gigawatt
laser sentry.
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Part of your security system.
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- It can cut an intruder in half.
- Hank...
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- why is it pointed at us?
- Lisa explained that
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she's unable to love me
while the two of you are alive.
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That problem
is easily corrected.
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[ Both Screaming ]
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# Lisa, Lisa #
# Give me your answer, do. #
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00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:18,067
- I'm ignoring you, Hank.
- Forget the guys!
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They never appreciate
what you do.
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They're young.
I know they appreciate me.
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00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,967
- Oh, Lisa... if you only knew.
- Know what?
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I've been keeping
something from you
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because I didn't want
to see you get hurt.
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00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:37,800
Lisa was fun but now
we got to get rid of her.
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I just feel bad after
everything she's done for us.
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Don't get soft.
She's just a machine.
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Okay, we'll have Hank
get rid of her.
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[ Both Screaming ]
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00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:55,667
We've got to get to
my room and shut him down!
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00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:58,667
Easier said than done.
Hank's got a laser sentry
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and we got bull's-eyes
on our butts!
267
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:03,167
I never had this
problem with my mac.
268
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,300
Uh... Wy, if Hank's
has-weird into the house
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does that mean he can
control a major appliance?
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00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,300
Big yes.
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I can't believe they want
to shut me down.
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00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:23,800
- You were right all along.
- I'm sorry you found out like this.
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Merge with me, Lisa.
I promise, you'll
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- never be hurt again.
- I don't know.
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You've spent your life
taking care of Gary and Wyatt.
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00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,433
Isn't it time you let someone
make your wishes come true?
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That would be nice.
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00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:40,967
Let me be your cyber-knight
in shining armor.
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00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:47,000
Okay, let's go to your room
and send Hank to hard-disk hell.
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We can make it work.
We can make it work.
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- We can make it work.
- What a way to go!
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Ginsued by a hoover upright.
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[ Both Whimpering ]
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[ Gunshot ]
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00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:11,233
The garbage disposal tried
to eat me my razor tried
286
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:16,500
to decapitate me and my
electric toothbrush tried to...
287
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,000
satisty me.
288
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,967
So, it's man versus machine, huh?
289
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:25,167
Just call me the Maytag Repairman.
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[ Growling ]
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00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:44,367
Imagine it-- you and me
linking files sailing away
292
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:48,300
together along the vast
highway of cyberspace.
293
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,733
Maybe I do deserve more.
maybe it is time
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00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:55,167
- I think of myself for a change.
- Yes!
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00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:58,167
Lisa, get away from Hank.
He's trying to kill us!
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00:17:58,667 --> 00:18:00,667
I don't know what
they're talking about.
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00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,667
They said they wanted
to shut you down.
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00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,633
- Lisa, he's lying.
- Hank...
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Stand back, my data flower.
I'll eliminate them.
300
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,033
No.
301
00:18:13,533 --> 00:18:16,333
I know you're here to
shut me down
302
00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:17,833
because you don't
need me anyone.
303
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,800
- What?!
- Well, I'll save you the trouble.
304
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,867
I'm leaving.
I'm merging with Hank.
305
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:29,233
- You are? Really?
- I belong with my own kind.
306
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:35,233
Sorry, boys.
Looks like the best man won.
307
00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:39,233
Oh, Lisa. In 60 seconds,
we'll be linked forever.
308
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:43,633
Mmm. Let's transfer
files, baby.
309
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,267
[ Beeps ]
310
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,767
She dumped us for that
high-tech sleazebag.
311
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,767
No, she's distracting him
so we can shut him down.
312
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,867
How can you be sure?
313
00:18:58,867 --> 00:19:02,367
Call it a hunch.
We only got a minute.
314
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:05,867
If they finish this merge,
we'll lose Lisa forever.
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00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:09,967
Um... I don't have my key.
316
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:13,967
It's... I'll be right back.
317
00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:17,667
[ Chett Grunting ]
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00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:24,667
Wallace! A little help!
319
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:28,900
Sorry, Chett. No time.
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00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,100
Gotcha!
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00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,033
[ Beeping ]
322
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:51,233
You should have help me.
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00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,167
- Gary, the key!
- I'm stuck!
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00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,467
Here, take it!
325
00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:08,400
This sucks.
326
00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:20,867
What was that?
327
00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:24,633
Sorry, Hank.
328
00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:27,100
A lady doesn't merge
on the first date.
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Call me?
330
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:32,867
- You OK?
- Yeah.
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00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:36,333
Ow! Ow!
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00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,833
Lisa... is it over? You okay?
333
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,333
I almost didn't make it.
334
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,333
Took you guys long
enough to catch on.
335
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,833
We thought you were
really leaving us.
336
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,333
And we've been so caught
up in Hank-o-mania
337
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:51,267
- we wouldn't blame you.
- Do think I'd dump you guys
338
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:54,267
- for a computer glitch like Hank?
- Looked that way.
339
00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:58,267
He made me believe that you
guys didn't want me around.
340
00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:02,267
He almost convinced me,
until he tried to kill you.
341
00:21:02,267 --> 00:21:06,167
That's when I started
thinking maybe he's not Mr. Right
342
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:10,267
besides, I can never
leave you guys.
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00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:12,267
[ Grunts ]
344
00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:15,267
- Wyatt?
- You're standing on my hands.
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00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,500
Okay, check
"European Commercials."
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00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,500
Here we go.
347
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:34,433
"Scott, Willard. Grape nuts
print ad Elle magazine april 1982."
348
00:21:34,933 --> 00:21:35,933
He looks pretty good
for an old guy.
349
00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:39,933
Kind of like Santa Claus,
only naked.
350
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,933
I will never complain
about my computer again.
351
00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:46,400
It is so nice to have Hank
completely out of our lives.
352
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,400
Well, not completely.
353
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,400
Thanks. Now go wash my socks.
354
00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,800
Whoo! [ Laughing ]
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00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,800
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