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Mm-hmm!
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That was so good.
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I could live on chocolate.
Chocolate brownies.
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Chocolate ice cream
with those chocolate chunks.
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Double chocolate fudge cake
covered with chocolate sauce.
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- Is she okay?
- Chocolate fix. Give her room.
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- Hello, Wyatt.
- Miss Wellman, hi.
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- I really enjoyed class today.
- Hmm.
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Who's that?
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Rhonda Wellman,
Wyatt's english teacher.
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- He's got an obsession.
- I'm not obsessed.
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I just think about her
all the time.
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Write notes to her
I never send
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and follow her home
now and them.
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- She seems uptight.
- But I bet
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she was first in her class
at librarian school.
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Go ahead, laugh.
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She's really very warm
and sensitive.
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And you should see the way
she deconstructs melville.
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You're getting me all hot.
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Wait a minute.
See that girl over there?
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I know her.
That's Julia what's-her-name...
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Putnam. We went to summer
camp together eight years ago.
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I had a big crush on her.
Man, she looks good.
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Julia? Remember me?
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Gary Wallace from Camp Hi-de-ho.
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Gary Wallace? Oh, my God!
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How are you?
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This is bizarre. Was thinking
about camp the other day.
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This is strange running into
each other. You're looking great.
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Oh, thanks. You are too.
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You always were
the cutest kid at camp.
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- I was cute?
- Oh, yeah.
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I guess it's okay to
tell you this now but
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when we were going to camp
I had the biggest crush on you.
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Too bad you didn't try harder.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hi.
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- Jeremy Scanlon?
- Do I know you?
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- Hey, you remember Gary Wallace.
- From Camp Hackamack!
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- Hi-de-ho.
- Gary, what's up? This is so weird
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because we were talking
about camp the other day.
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I'm surprised you
recognize me without you
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fist in my face.
I'm sorry about that.
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- I was a real jerk back then.
- [ Beeping ]
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I'm going to be late
for student council.
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It was great seeing you.
Have a fine day.
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- I'll get the car.
- Okay.
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- You two are going together?
- Since eighth grade.
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What can I say? I'm a
sucker for quarterbacks.
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- He's a quarterback?
- And class president,
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editor of the paper
honor roll-- the whole bit.
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So what are you doing
these days?
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I passed my geography quiz.
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[ Moaning ]
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This is your own fault.
Next time, you'll think twice
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before scarfing 16 slices
of chocolate cake.
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17. I snuck when you
dropped your fork.
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[ Belches ]
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All better.
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I can't believe she's
going out with Scanlon.
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I mean did you hear him?
"You look great, Gary."
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"Good seeing you, Gary."
Yeah, what a jerk.
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Good thing he left
before he bought you lunch.
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What did Scanlon do to
you that was so terrible?
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He sent me... the note.
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Not... the note.
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[ Thunder ]
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- Very funny.
- Sorry, Gary.
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Tell us about the note.
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All summer I was madly
in love with Julia.
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And then one day,
I get this note from her.
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Or so I thought. And the note
said meet her but the big tree.
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I go there thinking
this is my big chance.
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- But it's a trap.
- Scanlon set you up.
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I spent the night tied up
to a tree wearing
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- nothing but a sock.
- A sock?
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I was humiliated.
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I became the phantom
of Camp Hi-de-ho.
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Living from canoe to
canoe all summer.
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I never got up the guts
to ask Julia out.
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That's so sad.
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Okay, I made the canoe part up,
but it was pretty pathetic.
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It's behind you now, so let it go.
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You can't change the past.
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Oh, no!
Please forget I said that.
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Lise, is there a way
to change the past?
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That one summer's haunted
me for eight years.
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If I could do it over again,
it would mean so much to me.
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Well, I could send you
back in time to summer camp.
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Find the eight-years-old
Gary Wallace.
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Give him enough courage
to ask Julia out.
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And get even with Scanlon?
I'm liking it.
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- Wy?
- As long as we don't travel through
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time naked like the Terminator.
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Last one there is a rotten egg.
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Welcome to Hell.
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There's the rec hall,
arts and crafts canoes...
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And there's Julia.
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And that's me.
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- Hey, Wallace, want a mud pie?
- Sure.
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And I'm guessing that's Scanlon.
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Time to rewrite history.
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Come on, Scanlon, you dink.
I'd like see you try that again.
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Come on, you cootie-head.
I bet your mom has cooties too.
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I bet your whole family
has cooties.
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We should call you
the cootie-head.
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I remember this,
and it's not pretty.
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- What did you call me, Pippi?
- Hey, Scanlon!
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Leave him alone.
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- Who the hell are you?
- I'm your worst nightmare--
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a counselor who'll
pay you back for
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all the little guys
you stepped on.
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Let him down.
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Made you blink.
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[ Chattering ]: Counselor's
a wussy. Counselor's a wussy.
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Am not!
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- I hate him.
- I hate him.
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Forgot about that.
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Get lost, you dork.
Thanks for nothing.
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Jeez!
What crawled up my butt.
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I'm going to go talk to myself.
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Later.
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So, what do you
want to do first--
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finger-paint?
Weave place mats?
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Ooh! A potter's wheel!
We can make ashtrays.
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Hey, can I get
some help over here?
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Ms Wellman?
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That's my mom's name.
Call me Rhonda.
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Ms. Wellman was a counselor
here? Did you do this?
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No. It's just coincidence, I swear.
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WYATT:
She was even cuter then.
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I just figured out how I'm
going to spend my summer.
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I am hot for teacher.
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She's going to grow up
to be your english teacher.
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It's eight years from now.
What can happen?
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Hey...
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you're missing all the fun.
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How come you're inside?
I'm a big, fat loser.
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Somebody stole
my snickerdoodles.
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No. You hid them under
your mattress, remember?
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That's right.
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How'd you know?
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I'm not just a camp counselor.
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I know all about you, because...
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I'm your future self come
back in time to help you.
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- Help! Help!
- Shh!
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I can prove I'm you.
Your middle name is Walter.
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- It's on my shirts.
- Your favorite movie is Batman.
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- Batman's a stinky old TV show.
- It's going to be a huge movie.
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Yeah, right.
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Last summer you tuked
in you sock drawer
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- and blamed it on the dog.
- You are for real.
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How come I haven't seen
you around Hi-de-ho before?
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They just sent me up from
counselor training school.
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We studied all the basics--
how to make pot holders,
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advance "capture the flag"
intensive macaroni collage.
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- Hardy, har, har.
- Seriously, I just started this week.
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I thought it might be a
cool way to gain some
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teaching experience.
I kind of have this dream
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to teach high school english
someday and I love to read.
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Herman Melville's
my favorite Author
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but you probably don't
like any of that stuff.
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You can say that again.
I hate to read.
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- You do?
- My dad's a professor.
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He's always making me read.
He's really strict.
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This is the first time I've been
away from home by myself.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I guess he's afraid
I'll meet a boy.
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- You know, I'm a boy.
- No?!
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Aw, come on. Cheer up.
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I'm sorry.
I felt I had to tell you.
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But I love wham.
They can't break up.
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These things happen.
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What other bad things happen?
Is our whole life this sucky?
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I know this summer bites,
but it gets better.
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There's something that's
going to make this summer killer.
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It's about a girl you like,
so don't freak-out, okay?
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I don't freak-out over girls.
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- Hi. Where's your little buddy?
- Freaking-out.
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Gary? It's okay.
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This is Lisa. In the future
we hang out together.
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Really?
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Now, how'd a dweeb like
you land a babe like her?
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- He made me.
- Good work, my friend.
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- [ Laughing ]
- Have you told him yet?
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- Told me what?
- Julia Putnum has a big crush on you.
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- Sure. Right.
- No. I'm telling you she does.
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- She wants your bod.
- I don't believe you.
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See that?
She just smiled right at us.
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I saw her first, okay?
So just back off.
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You don't understand.
I'm here to help you.
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I don't like her now.
I liked her then.
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- When?
- Now.
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My head hurts.
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Look. Julia is way into you.
It's a sure thing.
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She's just waiting for you to
ask her to be your girlfriend.
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- I don't think so.
- Look, just talk to her.
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- Hi, Julia.
- Hi, Gary.
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- You like camp so far?
- It's okay.
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- Yeah.
- I made a key ring for my mom.
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I made a bottle opener
for my dad.
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Well, maybe I'll see you around.
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Okay.
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- So, how'd it go?
- I didn't puke.
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I make me so proud.
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You make me crazy when
you call me "teacher".
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- Sorry about that.
- No. I like it.
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"Teacher."
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Lisa, what's the future like?
Can cars fly?
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No, but we've got
fat-free cheese.
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Little "G", you know
what you're going to do.
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Tomorrow night you're going
to show up at Julia's cabin
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with flowers, and ask her
to the camp cookout, right?
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[ Knocking ]
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Hey, look. It's a note.
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Oh, my God! The note!
I forgot about the note!
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It's from Julia.
She says she wants to meet me.
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It's a trick. Scanlon wrote it.
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- She does like me.
- It's a set-up!
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- The paper even smells like her.
- Are you even listening?
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- I'm coming, Julia!
- Wait, you pinhead
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It's a trap.
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Lisa, please, you got to help me.
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Scanlon is going to string me
up and slap a sock on me.
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You got to turn this around.
You're asking me
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to use my magic to humiliate
an eight-year-old child?
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He's almost nine.
Besides, he deserves this.
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It's been eight years.
Let it go.
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That's why I came back.
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I thought you came to
help little Gary get Julia.
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Sure, that's part of it,
but I'd love to nail Scanlon.
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Okay. It's done.
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Go admire your handiwork but
then, can we get out of here?
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SCANLON: Somebody untie me.
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Hey, what's going on here?
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- Come on. Let me go.
- Looks like your little plan backfired.
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Maybe next time you'll
think twice before
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you mess with Gary Walter Wallace--
cootie-head.
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- I got your note.
- Huh?
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- Want to take a walk or something?
- Okay.
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I think my work here is done.
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The look on Scanlon's face--
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It was perfect.
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00:15:42,467 --> 00:15:44,933
I've been waiting for
that moment my whole life.
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I hope going back didn't
somehow mess up the present.
246
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One small change in the
past could trigger huge
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changes in the present
my life feels the same.
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00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:58,333
Yeah, everything
looks the same to me.
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- What?
- Uh...
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00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:04,733
Uh-uh, he'll freak.
So, how did everything go
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00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:07,233
witrh your 16-year-old
english teacher?
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00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,800
Great. Just sorry I didn't have
a chance to say good-bye.
253
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,600
- Just as well.
- Hi, Gary.
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00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:17,600
- Hey, guys.
- Julia.
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00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,600
I told Jim and Molly we're
going to bag on tonight.
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00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,100
Do you want to catch
a movie instead?
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00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,100
Sure, a movie's good.
258
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,333
A little time alone
with my girlfriend Julia.
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Oops. Sorry, Julia.
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Mop-top.
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00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:41,333
- Barbie.
- Oh...
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00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:45,833
- Is that Scanlon?
- What a jerk.
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00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,833
Really? You think so?
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00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:51,067
High school dropout.
Hardly ever bathes.
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00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:54,067
I'd say he gets
the local loser award.
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00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:55,567
See you tonight.
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00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:01,033
Oops. now look what
I've gone and done.
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00:17:01,533 --> 00:17:03,533
His life's a mess.
You've ruined his life.
269
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,567
He used to be star athlete
and an honor student.
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00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:10,067
Guys like Scanlon are all the
same-- good looking, arrogant.
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They think they can
do anything they want.
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00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:15,633
He deserves whatever he gets.
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Got. Was going to be getting.
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00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,867
- Ms. Wellman?
- Wyatt, come on in.
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00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:27,867
What can I do for you?
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00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:31,167
I wanted to talk to you
about my writing assignment.
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00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:36,300
I was thinking about
my first dating experience.
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00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:38,800
I'm having a little troubled
getting started though.
279
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,533
Do you have any specially
fond memories
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00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:45,000
of your first boyfriend?
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00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:49,733
My first boyfriend. Yes, I do.
282
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:52,633
I have very fond memories of him.
283
00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:58,100
Derek. We met when we
were seniors in high school.
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00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,033
No, no, no. Before that.
285
00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:05,433
Do you have any memorable,
say, summer romances?
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00:18:05,433 --> 00:18:07,433
Lots of them, sure.
287
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:15,367
There was Vince, Joe,
Dominic, James, Patrick.
288
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:20,367
And there was this one
boy from Camp Wackadoo.
289
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:23,367
- Hi-de-ho.
- He was my first kiss--
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00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:26,867
So sweet, so tender.
We were together
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00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:29,867
only a short time but the
brevity of our romance
292
00:18:29,867 --> 00:18:32,867
was matched only but its passion.
293
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:36,367
He disappeared without
ever saying farewell.
294
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:40,867
Pity. I was willing to give
my whole self over to him.
295
00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:45,633
- You mean...?
- Yes, I was his for the taking.
296
00:18:45,633 --> 00:18:48,133
- [ Whimpers ]
- It's just as well.
297
00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:50,267
Neither of us were
prepared to handle
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00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,767
that kind of responsibility.
299
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,000
You kind of remind me
of him, Wyatt.
300
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,300
Except he had black hair.
301
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,433
Ah!
302
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:08,433
What twisted wrinkle
in time did this?
303
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:11,433
- You care to explain?
- You're traveling through time.
304
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,400
There are hazards.
305
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,900
A follicle discoloration
happens to be one of them.
306
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,900
But blonde?
307
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,400
See you then, okay? Bye.
308
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,200
Julia. Oh, guess what?
309
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,200
My folks are going out tonight.
310
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,200
I thought we could rent
a movie, and I don't know--
311
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,700
do what boyfriends
and girlfriends do.
312
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,667
Wait, Gary.
I want to say something.
313
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,167
Shoot.
314
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:40,167
We've been together
for a long time.
315
00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:43,167
Now that I know you,
it's time we moved on
316
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,633
to the next step
in our relationship.
317
00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:48,533
- Sex?
- Seeing other people.
318
00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:50,967
- What kind of step is that?
- The right one.
319
00:19:50,967 --> 00:19:53,967
I'm sorry, Gary.
We've outgrown each other.
320
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:56,433
You'll divvy up your time
between me and everybody else?
321
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,400
Nope.
322
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,400
Julia...
323
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,733
- I've lost my Julia.
- You can't be that bummed.
324
00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:09,700
Technically you barely knew her.
325
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,767
It's the principle of the thing.
326
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:13,767
I was supposed to get her.
327
00:20:14,267 --> 00:20:15,767
That's why we changed the past.
328
00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:17,767
Changing the past doesn't matter
329
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,767
if you weren't meant
to be with her.
330
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:22,267
You meddled with time
and all you did was ruin
331
00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:26,400
- Jeremy Scanlon's life.
- I refuse to feel guilty.
332
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,867
Scanlon didn't feel guilty
for ruining my life.
333
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:32,500
Gary, look at this.
334
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,000
This is what Scanlon use to be.
335
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,267
Gary, it was great seeing you.
Have a fine day.
336
00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:40,200
This is what Scanlon is now.
337
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:44,100
If you don't reverse
what you've done,
338
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,633
this is what he'll become.
339
00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:52,433
You know what you have to do.
340
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:54,933
You got to send me back
in time to yesterday
341
00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:57,633
so I can dump Julia
before she dumps me.
342
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,633
- Gary.
- I know.
343
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:02,633
I got to go back
and fix everything
344
00:21:02,633 --> 00:21:06,067
let him get the girl and
tie me naked to a tree.
345
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:09,033
- That's a great idea.
- What?
346
00:21:09,033 --> 00:21:12,500
I mean the going-back part.
I'll go with you.
347
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,000
It's okay.
You don't have to come.
348
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,433
No, no, no, I insist.
We can spend the night.
349
00:21:19,433 --> 00:21:22,433
- You're a true friend, Wyatt.
- Yeah.
350
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:27,300
I want to be there for you.
Just give me two minutes.
351
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:28,800
I want to slap on some cologne.
352
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:30,300
What a guy.
353
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,333
You have no idea
what's going on, do you?
354
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:41,200
I don't understand.
She said she loved me.
355
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,200
- Poor, little guy.
- Don't worry. I'll get over it.
356
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,700
I can't imagine anything
more humiliating.
357
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:50,200
- I can.
- I'm off to met Rhonda.
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00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,200
Wish me luck. How do I look?
359
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,200
Uh... you smell great.
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00:21:59,633 --> 00:22:01,567
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