All language subtitles for macgyver s02e13

Please, put that down.

Trust me,

you don't want to play with it.
Yeah.

Yeah.

Just hand it over.

Just hand it over, okay?

Just hand it over.
Ah.

Hand it over,
little monkey, okay?

Hey, little man.

Hey, man, look
what I got.

A ripe,
delicious thingamabob.

All his monkey buddies
are eating these outside.

They're going crazy
for 'em.

Hand that detonator over,
and this baby's

all yours. Hmm?

So good.

Oh. Mmm...

Mmm.

So juicy. Mmm.

Oh.

Oh, y'all eat these things?

How are they not extinct?

RILEY: How are you
not extinct, Jack?

What kind of Darwin Award
nominee puts down a detonator

in a room full of explosives?

The kind with only two hands
who had to zip-- oh--

zip-tie a rebel leader
in a hurry, Riley.

That's who.
Okay.

JACK: I just set the detonator
down for a second, man.

How was I supposed to know
some cappuccino monkey

was gonna go picking it up?

Capuchin.
Ah, I think it's cappuccino.

It's capuchin.

Guys, it's a monkey.

MacGYVER:
You know what?

Good news is:
safety's still on.

So we're not in
any real danger,

unless he somehow
figures out how to...

...arm it.
JACK: Uh-oh.

Hey, I...

think we better give
Curious George

something else
to be curious about

before he pushes
that button

and ends us all right here.
Yeah, yeah,

like what, like what?
I don't know.

Hey, buddy.

What's this?

Yeah. Yeah.

You like that, don't you?

Want to trade?

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Just like...

Oh.

We're safe.

Safe? What is safe about giving
a knife to a monkey?

Do you have any idea
what that could do?

I don't know, Jack. What?

You probably just started
Planet of the Apes, man.

*

CAGE:
Hey, guys. I just...

I wanted to say
thank you so much

for all the flowers
and the gifts.

And, Bozer, you're right.

The leftover Christmas pastrami
is surprisingly good.

So the, um, the doctors have

approved my travel request.

I'm gonna be flying home
to Australia tomorrow

to be with my sister,

while I'm finishing PT.

I'm gonna miss you guys.

All of you.

So take care of each other.

Especially Jack.

And if you can...

...find Murdoc for me.

I told her that was the plan.

Amen to that.

How's it going over here?

Slow.

I mean, I kind
of thought

you lost your mind when
you said that 11 digit number

etched into that gear was a clue

that might help you
find your dad.

But then, his super weird
Christmas present shows up,

proving you right

but leaving me
with even more questions.

Yeah, like, why do the numbers
on this guy's arm

match part of the number
on the gear?

Yeah. And who
is this guy?

And what does he have
to do with your dad?

Look, all I know for certain
is he's not in any database.

What does Matty think
about the dossier?

Uh, I don't know.

You haven't shown her?

Nope.

Why not? When it
comes to analyzing

confusing intelligence,
no one is better than...

Because I think
she's involved.

Yeah.

I thought I'd found proof
that she knew my dad,

so I confronted her about it.

She said she didn't.

I think
she's lying,

but at the same time,

there's no way
to know.

Man.

This is a lot to process, Mac.

Now I understand
why you're not upset

you lost your knife.

Didn't lose it.

Gave it away.

Besides, it was just a knife.

Uh, no.

What we use to carve
the Thanksgiving turkey

is "just a knife."

This was the vintage
pocketknife

that your grandfather
gave you.

Fair enough.

But since its final act was
to save my life, and Riley's...

...I think Grandpa
would be proud.

ROBOT:
I'd be happy to order

a replacement knife for you.

Or you could just ask
my replacement to order one.

Dude, for the millionth time,

you're not being replaced.

That is a vehicular combat drone
for DARPA's Korman Challenge.

The competition's been going on
for years,

and nothing from our lab

has ever been replaced
because of it.

Well, I should hope not.

Those weapons

are utterly useless
in a laboratory setting.

And have you tried
talking to it?

It has absolutely
no personality.

That's because
it doesn't need one.

The goal of the challenge
is to prototype

a fully autonomous
military vehicle,

not a lab assistant.

Your skill sets
don't overlap in any way.

Okay?

This guy could someday
do for ground troops

what Predator drones have
done for our Air Force.

If we could beat
the CIA this year.

RILEY:
And the NSA.

And the DoD, JPL...

Which we absolutely will.

Have some faith,

guys.

This is our year.
JILL:
Hey, guys?

I know you're busy

getting ready for the
competition, but Jack is...

acting weird.

MacGYVER: To be fair,
it would be weird

if he wasn't acting weird.

RILEY:
Yeah, Jill. By now,

you should know that's kind of
his default setting.

Right. No, this is weird weird.

Even for Jack.

Okay.

Okay.

What's going on, Jack?
Who's this guy?

Assassin

JACK:
No. Worse. Way worse.

Meet James LeRoy.

"Jimmy" to his friends,

and his enemies.

RILEY:
Uh...

sorry, did we just get
a new mission?

No. He's not a mission, Riley.

That right there
is my old high school nemesis.

Seriously?
Wow.

MacGYVER: Look who finally
decided to listen to me and go

to his high school reunion.
Good on you.

Apparently, the same guy
that used Phoenix resources

to dig up dirt
on an innocent civilian.

JACK:
"Innocent"?

Who said he's innocent?

That guy
right there spent

four years ruining my life,

always one-upping me.

When we both went out
for class president, he won.

We both go out
for starting quarterback,

he won.

And when we were both up
for "best hair," guess what?

He won?

That's right. He won.

And senior year, when he beat me
out for homecoming king...

I was never the same after that.

Well, you do know
that homecoming kings

hold no real
power, right?
Just sayin',

this punk really shook
my confidence.

RILEY: Well, he
may have, Jack,

but this was years ago.
Decades.

Centuries, even.
Yeah...

Oh, very funny. No, no.

Go ahead. Laugh it up
at my expense.

I'm telling you, this was a real
turning point for me in my life.

Who knows what I could've

accomplished if it weren't
for that guy, right there?

BOZER: If you hate
the guy so much,

why are you even going
to the reunion?

Well, I wasn't,
but then you fools all signed up

for this
robo-apocalypse contest,

and I don't want
no part of that.

:
Jack. The Korman Challenge

is a friendly competition.

Yeah, I'm sure that's what
Miles Bennett Dyson said

when he activated Skynet

and unleashed
an army of Terminators.

Does-does...

Matty even know

you guys signed up
for this contest?

MATTY: Can someone please
tell me why I'm waiting

on you guys?
I mean, we're all loaded up,

ready to leave for Virginia,

and we're just missing
the team that's, you know,

actually competing.

And, Dalton,

your cover I.D.
is bathroom tile salesman.

If I find out that you leaked
Right.

classified info to impress
some divorced ex-cheerleader

from Bumblesticks
Musical High School,

then you're gonna wish
it was the robot apocalypse.

MATTY: Ten years ago,
DARPA scientist Martin Korman

had a dream: to create an
autonomous medevac transport

that could rescue wounded
soldiers from the battlefield

without risking
additional troops.

So he created the
Korman Challenge.

To bring the brightest minds
together,

with the hope that one day,
someone would fulfill his dream.

But one aspect
of the competition has always

remained the same.

Our team has never won.

But this is our year.

BOZER:
Yeah. Yeah.

The year that the Phoenix
takes home

the blue ribbon, and all
the black budget funding

that comes along with it.

So tighten every
single screw,

and double-check
every line of code,

because everything on this
vehicle must be absolutely...

Bozer?

No problem.
We can totally fix that.

No mistakes
today, people.

None.

Now, go win that challenge.

Can you hand me the needle-nose
pliers right there?
Yeah.

Here you go.

MacGYVER:
Thanks.

Pliers and a folding chair?

Wow.
The Phoenix Foundation

really works
with some cutting edge tech.

Good to see you again, MacGyver.

I came by to wish you luck.

Allie Winthrop.

How's life at the CIA's
Special Research Division?

Oh, you know. Another year,
another kickass prototype.

Meet Bruno, the Battle Ready
Unmanned Networked Operative.

See you at the finish line,
MacGyver.

May the best bot win.

BOZER:
Yeah...

I'm not sure
this is gonna be our year.

So, when did you two hook up?

What?

Yeah, fine. That happened.

BOZER:
Korman Challenge bonus points.

Why didn't you tell me, man?

Because it wasn't like that.

It was a few years ago.

It was my first time here.

I really liked her.

And I thought she liked me.

Right up until
I saw her going through

my drone's design specs
on my laptop.

She was snooping
on your laptop?

Yeah, well...

I guess for some people,

winning is the only thing
that matters.

* Whoomp, there it is!

* Whoomp, there it is!
Whoomp, there it is! *

* Whoomp, there it is!

* Whoomp,
there it is! *

* Whoomp, there it is!

* Whoomp, there it is!
Whoomp, there it is! *

* Upside down and inside out

* I'm 'bout to show
all you folks *

* What it's all about,
now it's time *

* To get on the mic and make

* This mother party hype

* I'm takin' it back
to the old school *

* 'Cause I'm an old fool
who's so cool... *

MAN:
Jack Dalton.

Oscar Himenez?

I knew it was you.

You don't look
a day older.

You look great, man.

I love your hat. Tina Pham!

Yeah.
Give me some hugs, girl.

You look amazing.
It is so great to see you guys.

How long's it
been since, uh...

Homeroom together.
Yeah.

Remember that?
That's right.
Who else was in there?

TINA:
Jimmy LeRoy?

No, I don't think
Jimmy was in there.

TINA:
Jimmy.

Hey.
Hey, you.

You remember Jill?
Hi.

Son of a bitch.

OSCAR: There he is, there he is.
He's aging better than

George Clooney.

We're going up. Boom!

All right. Hey, man.

What's up, Karl?

You still into
Dungeons & Dragons?

Mm-hmm.
That's cool.

Good to see you.
Hi.
Hey, how are you?

OFFICIAL: Next contestant
to the starting line.

MAN:
Organization?

Phoenix Foundation.

And the name of your entry?

Dalton's Nightmare.

It...

it's kind of a inside joke.

Okay.

It's a 20 mile course.
Your vehicle

earns points from
speed, accuracy,

and the ability to differentiate
between targets.

This is a live fire exercise,

so I'm gonna have
to ask you to...
Oh.

All our weapons are state of
the art, less lethal technology:

Taser cannons, beanbag rounds,
pepper spray grenades...

I don't like guns.

Super.

I'm still gonna have to ask you
to step behind the safety line.

All set?

All set.

If your robot doesn't win,
you're all fired.

Best of luck.

OFFICIAL:
Be advised,

this is a live fire exercise.
Weapons hot.

Ready. Set.

Okay, this has to be
a rules violation.

I don't think this is
part of the contest.

Allie.

Allie!

It's not me. I'm locked out.
Bruno won't respond

to any of my commands.

Has this ever
happened before?

Never. I don't know
what's going on.

Mac!

Any chance that thing
has an off switch?

MATTY:
High-impact polymer armor,

and a gas-electric hybrid engine

with a 600 mile radius.

I-It's like a Predator
drone on wheels

run by an on-board
artificial intelligence

that's just gone

completely insane.

Well, technically,
A.I.s can't go insane.

This is more like when
an aerial drone goes rogue

because its code has bugs.

They call it a "flyaway."

Okay, maybe now's not the best
time to nitpick terminology.

I ran Bruno through
10,000 simulations

without a single glitch.

BOZER: Bruno destroyed eight
other drones and tried to turn

us into human roadkill.
That's a bit more than a glitch.

Guys, the only thing that
matters now is stopping Bruno

before he hurts anyone else.

We can't stop him
if we can't even find him.

So how do we do that?
Head for McLean.

Virginia? You think he's
headed to CIA Headquarters?

If Bruno ever malfunctions, he's
programmed to go into safe mode.

As long as the onboard GPS still
works, he should be driving back

to my lab as we speak.
Running home to mama.

It's cute when a puppy does it.

This? Not so much.
Okay, Allie,

I've got birds in the sky,

Jeeps on the ground
and satellite views

from here to McLean.

There's no sign
of your lost dog.

How do we get eyes on it?

I'm not sure we can.

Bruno is radar,

sonar, and thermal invisible.

He's got visual camouflage,

and he's programmed to use
dense foliage for cover.

And good luck following the
right set of Humvee tracks

on a military base.
Say, Allie.

You didn't want to maybe
put in a master kill switch

just in case, you know,
this happened?

Of course I put in
a master kill switch.

It was the first thing I tried
when Bruno took off.

But the code is corrupted.
It's-it's not working.

Wait a minute, Allie,

you said that Bruno
is a gas

Then I think I know
how to find him.

Hey, Matty, would you
tell all of our

search vehicles to turn off
their engines.

Because we'll find Bruno faster

if fewer people
are looking for it?

MacGYVER:
Yeah, well...

actually, we're not
gonna be using our eyes.

We're gonna be
following our noses.

Allie, can you
take over the wheel?

Oh, yeah.
Bozer, can you get me a
screwdriver from back there?

Yeah.

You're using the A/C system's
carbon dioxide sensors

to build an electronic nose

so we can sniff out
Bruno's exhaust.

It may not be the
cutting edge tech

you're used to,

but...

it should still do the trick.

* I don't wanna be the one

* To tell you how
it's gotta be... *

Dalton!

Hey.

Jimmy.

Hey, man.

Bring it in, brother.

Bring it in.

Oh, oh.
All right, all right.

All right.
How are you?

How are you?
I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.

You look good.
You look good.

Thanks. Been a long time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you believe this, huh?

Together again,

like nothing's changed.
Right?

How you...

How you been?

Oh, oh, great, man, great.
Thanks for asking.

You know, I, uh, I sold my
business last year

for ten times my
initial investment.

We used the proceeds
to start a nonprofit.

We just opened three schools
and a hospital in Africa.

The wife, you know,

she's still modeling
a little bit

here and there, but
her natural foods company

just went public,
and the stock is...

up through the roof, man.

Oh, wait, my kids...
I got...

That's-that's Jimmy Jr. there,
ace left-hander.

The Blue Jays are
already scouting him.

Don't get me started on that.

And, uh, my
little bell, Melody,

she starts Harvard
next fall, man.

So I got no complaints, brother.

No complaints at all.
What about you, Dalton?

Where has life taken you?

I'm a highly trained
government operative

who's fought terrorism
on multiple continents

and saved the world
over a dozen times.

Get in here, man.

That's you. There he is.

There he is.
The old class clown.

That's great.
I love that.
Yeah.

I love that, man.
Yeah.

But no, seriously,
how's the bathroom tile biz?

Of course.

Of course he's healing sick kids
and building schools in Africa,

and his wife is a
supermodel business mogul,

and his kids are
Ivy League bound

and athletically gifted.

Of course.

What are you doing
with your life, Dalton?

What are you doing?

Hey, Jack.

Hey, man.

Good to see you again.

Yeah.

Look, I know I'm not in
the position to criticize

anyone else's work right now,

but are you sure this
contraption of yours

is gonna work?

Oh.

Left, Allie, left.

Oh, right. Take a right.

Bruno should just be

straight up ahead.

BOZER:
Riley, we got eyes on Bruno.

Follow our signal.

RILEY:
I see your signal.

More importantly,
I see his signal.

I'm gonna try to hack in

and see if I can
shut him down.

Well, hack fast

because Bruno just
left the reservation.

We're in civilian territory now.

Guys, that was the exit
for McLean.

What happened to "he's
programmed to go home"?

I don't know.
He is programmed to go home.

Damn it, guys,

I can't get any kind of access.

If you use my login credentials,

it should give you
admin privileges.

I tried. The admin's
been changed.

I can't hack in because
someone else already has.

Whoever they are, they
still have control of Bruno.

BOZER:
So if Bruno

isn't going home,
where the hell is he going?

*

Jack!

Hey, Jimmy.

Hey, I thought maybe you'd left.

Yeah, actually,
I'm on my way out.

I got to go. You
know what they say.

"Bathroom tile never sleeps."

I've actually never
heard that one.

Hey, come on, man,
why don't you stick around

for a little while? Place won't
be the same without you here.

Eh...

At least let me buy you a drink

to make up for that.

Make up for what?

:
Hey.

Hey, come on, man.

You don't owe me anything.

You were crowned homecoming king
fair and square, you old dog.

:
Yeah.

Except the part where I snuck
into Mr. Haddon's office

after school,
and stuffed the ballot box.

Wait a minute.
What'd you say?

Yeah, I stuffed the ballot box.

You stuffed the ballot box?

Well, yeah, man.
How else was I gonna win?

Everybody loved you, Jack.

Everybody.

I mean, yeah, man,
I know, it was stupid.

But we were always
neck and neck,

and you had just kicked
the winning field goal for us

at State, so...

You're not mad about this,
are you?

I mean, I hope not.

I've been dying for years
to get this off my chest.

:
No.

No, man.

Come on, not at all.

No, I mean, what kind of
pathetic loser obsesses over

something like this
for all these years, right?

Like, this one single event

might've changed the course
of his entire life?

Okay.

All right. All right, all right.
Yeah.

Hey. Why don't you come back
in the gym?

I just bet Ahmed 50 bucks

he can't do a
backflip anymore.

I think he's
gonna try it.

It's gonna get ugly.
Yeah, I'd love to, man,

but I have a bathroom tile
emergency I have to deal with.

Oh, right, right. 'Cause, uh,
"Tile never sleeps."

Hey, you stay in touch, Jack.

Let's not wait
another ten years to catch up.

Yeah. Yeah, that's
a promise, brother.

Don't tell me, let me guess.

You started
the robot apocalypse.

Yes. We have a runaway robot.

Well, I called
that one, didn't I?

But a human is in control.

Someone hijacked
a fully-loaded military drone,

and we believe it's headed
for the Pentagon.

Mm-hmm, and does this someone
have a name yet?

We're working on it.

Riley traced the signal
to a network in Oklahoma City.

And you're my closest agent.

By the time you get there, we
should have exact coordinates.

Okay. I'm on my way.

Go Longhorns!

You can't think of any way that
someone could've gained access

to Bruno, like a-like
a breached firewall,

or a phishing e
No. No.

I'm insanely paranoid.

And my security protocols
are better

than the NSA's.

BOZER:
Well, somebody got in.

We need to get them out.
Riley, what if we just

shut down all the cell towers?

Cut them off from Bruno?

It's the first thing I tried.

But 300 milliseconds
after I killed the towers,

Bruno switched over
to a Chinese spy satellite.

I'm trying to hack
into that now,

but it could take hours.

We don't have hours.
The Pentagon is only

30 minutes away.
And even if
you kill

the satellite,
I programmed Bruno to adapt.

He'll just switch

to ad hoc cellular,

unsecured Wi-Fi, infrasound.

Actually, I have an idea.

Allie, pull over now.

ANNOUNCER:
First and ten
from the 28-yard line.

Now, what is
the offensive coordinator

gonna call here, Bob?

BOB:
With the league's

best running back,
you'd assume they'd run, Jim.

But down two touch...

MAN: Hey, what the
hell are you doing?

Okay, go, go, go!
Get back here with that!

ALLIE: Hey, Mac, didn't you
hear what I said? If you jam

the signal Bruno is using
to receive commands,

he'll just switch to another.
Yeah.

We're not gonna jam his signal,
we're gonna mess with his mind.

Hey, I need Allie's help.
Uh, so can you just...

switch with her?

Uh, you couldn't have mentioned
the need to switch drivers

before we pulled
onto the road again?

Have you met me?

I am just making this up
as I go along, man. Go.

You got it?
Yeah.

Oh!

Hey, would you, uh,
clip and strip

this coax cable for me?
Yeah.

We're gonna use it
to run power to the dish.

I'm sorry.

Look, this is not
your fault.

Even the best system
can get hacked.

No, no.
I'm not talking about Bruno.

I mean, I-I am sorry

about Bruno,
and, you know,

deeply ashamed.

But I was talking about...
when we first met.

Oh.

Uh...

Don't worry about it.
Because believe it or not,

that's not the biggest lie

you've ever
told me.

Wait. Wait.

When did I lie to you?

Really?

You know, the part

where you said you liked me,

but you really just wanted
to sneak a peek at my plans?

Mac, I wasn't lying.

I mean, sure,
I'm competitive,

like, super competitive,

like, it's a problem
how competitive I am.

Which is why I couldn't help
but take a peek

at your
design specs.

But I wasn't lying
when I said I liked you.

'Cause I did.

I still do.

Really?

That's cool.

That's, uh...

I-I really don't know what
to say about that right now.

But, uh...

let's go stop your killer robot.

Yeah?

Good idea.

BOZER: So what's
the game plan, Mac?

You gonna kill him
with pay

You are not too far off.

See, all computers work
by moving electrons

through really,
really tiny little wires.

So...

if I can create enough radio
waves, a whole bunch of them,

I can mess with those moving
electrons...
ALLIE: Corrupt
Bruno's data,

overload his computer
and crash his network.

MacGYVER:
Exactly. And hopefully,

without him crashing
into anything else.

But in order for this to work,
we got to be within 160 feet.

So you know what to do, Boze.

Absolutely not.

Go-go really fast.
We got to catch up to him.

Hey.

You sure this
is the address Riley sent?

MATTY :
A hundred percent, Jack.

Hacker's I.P. traces to an
office on the fourth floor.

All right.

So, how was the reunion?
You don't sound

like a man that just got revenge
on a hated high school nemesis.

Yeah, and how is a man who just

got revenge
on a hated high school nemesis

supposed to sound?

I don't know. Gleeful?

Yeah, well, it didn't actually
go down the way I thought,

but revenge is a dish
best served cold.

I'll fill you in later.

Any idea what I'm facing here?

A murderous hacker collective?

A sleeper cell
of foreign agents

Could be any and all
of the above.

(loud office chatter,
phones ringing)

What is this,
operation needle in a haystack?

Matty.

Will you please check
that address one more time?

Please.

All right. Almost in range.
Get closer.

BOZER: Okay, but I want to go
on record that this feels

like a terrible idea.

Hey, Mac?

Whoever's controlling Bruno

just decided we're a threat.

Oh, man, I hate being right.

Just keep your foot on the gas.

Okay, we're in range.
Allie, now!

Where's she going?

I, uh, I wired
this dish directly

to the van's battery.

But it's currently drawing
more amps

than we can output, so, uh...

...once we run out of juice...

You're about to say
"Bruno wakes up," aren't you?

Yeah. Keep this
focused on him, all right?

Mac, go around the front
and check the...

Is this bad?
I think this is bad.

Allie, get out of there
before the door close...

No!

Oh, no.

Allie! Damn it.

Any chance you got
a credit card on you?

Uh, yeah.

It's gonna be
okay, man.

We're gonna get her back.

You're damn right we are.

I lost Zoe, we
almost lost Cage.

We're not gonna lose
anyone else.

Guys, we've got a big problem.

You mean besides the hacked
military combat drone headed

for the Pentagon
with Allie trapped inside?

Unfortunately, yes.

The Air Force just scrambled
three F-22s with orders

to destroy Bruno on sight.

You guys have, like,
20 minutes, tops,

to get Allie out of there.

Matty, you got to call that off.

Mac, I tried.

Homeland Security thinks
this is the best option.

Well, then, we got to give them
a better one.

In the next 20 minutes?

And if we can't?

We got to hope Jack's gonna be
able to find whoever's

controlling Bruno
before it's too late.

Riley, this place
is absolutely ginormous.

Any chance you can tell me
how to find this scumbag?

RILEY :
Sorry, Jack.

I can tell you
where he is on the network,

but not in the real world.

You're just gonna have to
search that place

one I.T. tech at a time.

Or...

I could use
an old high school trick.

Okay, people, everybody out!

Big fire coming this way.

Hey!

Hey! Is minimum wage
worth dying for?

I don't think so,
not last time I checked.

Sir, you like being on fire?

No, no, no, no. That's right.

* It's getting hot in here...

No time for eye contact, sir,
think of your family.

And then there was one.

What's up, dude?

Riley, coming your way.

Hey, wait a minute.
Don't I know you?

Did you go to my high school
or something?

RILEY: No, Jack, you didn't
go to school with him,

but you have
seen him before.

That's Martin Korman.

Founder of the Korman Challenge.

The geek from the
robo

Why would you sabotage
your own thing, man?

Because it's not my thing.
Not anymore.

What do you mean?

I wanted to build
unmanned ambulances

to save wounded soldiers,

but the government just
wanted another weapon.

KORMAN : They want
to take the human element

out of war.

Well, mister, I was
the human element in war.

Believe you me,
it's not pretty.

Anything we can do to get
the soldiers off the battlefield

is a good thing, right?

Not if we can't control
what we put in their place.

Touché.

Robots can be hacked.
Human soldiers can't.

When I tried to explain
this to my superiors,

they pulled my
security clearance.

Forced me out.
I had to make them

see the mistake
they were making.

And since violence seems
to be all they understand...

What did you program
that thing to do?

RILEY: Unfortunately,
I can answer that.

I just got into
Korman's computer.

He sent Bruno commands
to fire everything it's got

at the Pentagon.

Well, if you're at
Frankenstein's computer, Riley,

can't you just
shut the monster down?

No, I can't.
He sent his final command,

then severed his connection
to Bruno,

making the drone
fully autonomous.

And I can't hack
Bruno remotely.

I've tried.
Okay. Okay.

Okay, Dr. Frankenstein,
on your feet.

Don't mess around,
I'll put one in you.

Let's go.

Okay.

Come on, Bruno, let me in.

Whoa, whoa, why are you
loading your cannon?

Clear out! Clear out!

Get out of the way!

Move, move!

Matty, was that...

MATTY:
No. You still have

nine and a half minutes
before the F-22 is in range.

Okay, Mac, as Jack would say,
time to be brilliant.

So, what you got?
At this exact moment?

Absolutely nothing.

RILEY:
Guys, I have an idea.

I can modify Korman's code
to reinstall the kill switch

and shut Bruno down
for good, but...

I-I can't deliver
the code remotely.

What does that mean?

Means you're gonna have to
physically upload the code

by plugging a USB drive
directly into Bruno.

That's insane.
MATTY: Agreed.

But right now,
insane is all we've got.

Mac, do you think
you can do this?

What, climb on board an
out-of-control military drone

and find a way inside
in under nine minutes?

Guess we're gonna find out.

PILOT: Andrews, this is
Lima Juliet Niner-Four.

I am three minutes
to intercept.

Weapons hot.
Preparing to...

W-Wait.
What's that Camaro doing?

BOZER:
All right, download complete.

I got your kill switch,
Riley

Just plug that USB into Bruno,

it should shut him down.

You want to switch drivers in
a speeding car again, don't you?

Unless you want to
jump onto the back

of a hijacked military drone
at 80 miles an hour.

No.

Foot on the gas.
All right.

Oh, my bad, my bad.
All right, hold on.

Yeah, I got it now. Oh.

Whoo!

ANDREWS CONTROLLER:
Lima Juliet, we have confirmed

that the civilian vehicle
has vacated the area.

You are clear to arm your
missiles and make your run.

Roger that, Andrews.
I'm armed and coming around

to engage the target.

Allie!
Allie, can you hear me?

MacGyver?
How did you get up there?

I'll explain later.

You're a lunatic,
you know that?

Yeah, well, I'd like to remain
a living lunatic,

so in order to do that,

I need to give you
this flash drive.

How do we do that?

Okay. There's an air vent
on the back

near the driver's side.

I mean, if there was a driver.

Yep.

Okay, there you go.
Got it.

Plug and play. Whoa!

Is there, like, a...
status bar or anything?

No. No, I don't think
it's gonna work!

Matty, call off
the air strike now!

Bruno's offline.
I repeat,

call off the air strike now!

Air strike, abort.

Repeat: abort.

PILOT:
Roger that. Mission aborted.

Cut it a little closer there
next time, MacGyver.

Some of us are actually
still breathing.

Hey, you okay?

You jumped out
of a stolen vehicle

onto a killer robot,

and stared down an F-22
with orders to fire.

Yeah, I also
smashed my phone.

Why would you do
all that for me?

Well, it's pretty simple.

I don't like seeing people
I care about die.

You still care about...?

Even after everything
I've done?

Yes.

Although,

you could work on being
a little bit less competitive.

Nothing wrong with a little
healthy competition.

The key words being
"little" and "healthy."

Korman's been remanded
for psychiatric evaluation

to see if he's fit
to stand trial.

Nothing crazy about
wanting the world

to be a more peaceful place.

JACK: You mean
except for the part

where he hijacked
a military drone

and tried to attack
the Pentagon

with it to make his point?

Yeah, except for that part.
Shut up.
You shut up.

RILEY: Well, however it
works out in the courts,

at least we know Martin Korman
won't be allowed near a computer

for the rest of his life.
Is it weird

that I'm kind of offended

that he didn't hack
our drone?

Super weird.
Yes.

At least we'll always
have this, right?

It's all that's left
of Dalton's Nightmare

before Bruno blew it up.

So the government spent a half a
million bucks on a paperweight?

Trust me, it's not the worst
purchase they've ever made.

MATTY: Come on, pizza's
on me if anyone's hungry.

RILEY:
Sure.

BOZER: I'm in.
Now you're talking.

All right.
Hey, Mac,
hang on a second.

Got you a little something.

I know I'm not your
grandpa or anything, but...

But you're almost
old enough to be?

You looking to get
popped in the mouth?

Saw an opening.

Stop that.
That's enough.

I will.
Open it.

What?!

Aw, man.

Thanks.

Yeah. Yeah, well,
I kind of realized

it was probably my fault
that you lost it

in the first place, so...

Seriously, man,
this means a lot. Thank you.

Ah, you're welcome.
This is awesome.

Oh, I, uh...
got something for you.

Same thing.
Tradeoff.

Hmm. Thanks.

So, you never told me
what happened at your reunion.

Oh. Oh, yeah.

So, so check it out.

Jimmy finally admitted
that he cheated

to beat me out
at homecoming king.

Cheated how?

He stuffed the ballot box.
Can you believe that?

Seriously?
Mm-hmm.

And after he
unburdened his soul,

what did you,
what did you do?

Let him off the hook.

You did?

Yeah. Yeah, to be honest
with you, I'm glad he cheated.

I mean, if I'd have
won homecoming king

back in high school,
I might have peaked.

You don't want to be peaking
in high school, dude.

But losing gave
me the sense

that I have something
to prove, you know?

It kind of fueled
the rest of my life.

It's probably why I joined
the Army, became a Delta,

applied for the CIA.

You know, losing that stupid
homecoming king crown,

which means nothing,

was probably
the best thing

I ever could have
done for myself.

These are all great things.

I just, I wish you had said
something sooner.

You won by a unanimous vote,
Jack.

WOMAN:
All right, Jack!

Man, y'all didn't have
to do this.

Oh, so you don't want the crown?

You kidding me?
Of course I want it.

WOMAN: Come on!
Put it on, Jack!

ALL :
Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!

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