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No. Please don't kill me. NO!

Previously on "Famous In Love."

You're it. You're my Lucy.

If we work together,
we'll have a 50-50 split

on ownership and territory.

So you fine and smart.

Clean oceans are trending.
And so are you!

This is the best turnout
we've ever had.

I know that you love this house

but I'm just not ready.

Well, I am.

When this drops, it's gonna cause

the shitstorm of the century.

Oh, God. No.

What is happening?

'Is this about Jordan?'

That he and Nina had an affair.

- I wanted to tell you...
- Pack your stuff.

Babe, it's after 4 a.m.
and you never came to bed.

Have you heard about this?

Why are you looking
at pictures of jellyfish?

Those aren't jellyfish.

Those are plastic bags

shoelaces, fishing nets.

There's this massive island
of garbage.

- The size of Texas.
- Rainer.

We're going on five nights
of you not really sleeping.

Just floating back and forth
across the Pacific Ocean.

Okay, we need to talk
about what happened.

Your mom and your best friend...

I don't need to re-hash the
details of my mother's sex life.

Okay, have you talked to Jordan?

You asked him to give you a few days.

It's been a few days.

Jordan, Nina, that's
a bunch of crap I can't change.

But there's an ocean of crap out there

that I can do something about.

Although, I should probably pull
out of the "Backsplash" reunion.

Isn't that tonight?

I'm just not into it anymore.

Well, won't the press think
that you're just avoiding Jordan

if you pull out of the reunion
this late?

Seems like you have an opinion.

Well, what do you think I should do?

Well, if you really want
to help clean up the Pacific

why not use the reunion
to talk about it?

"Backsplash" was about
a bunch of kids in a beach town.

Seems like a great platform
to say a few words.

Maybe you can mention Trending Ocean.

Drum up some new volunteers.

But for now,
your call time's in a few hours

so let's get some sleep.

I'm wide awake.

Ah. Though..

I should probably
make some more coffee.

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What's up?

Rainer, come on.

Hi, guys.

Just grabbing a coconut water.

Uh, excuse me.

You know how many of those
things end up in the ocean?

Jammed
in some poor dolphin's blowhole?

Okay, DiCaprio. No straw.

You wanna talk? Punch me or something?

Why would I wanna do that?

Tange, please.

I have a lot to explain

'and even more to apologize for'

'but you gotta call me back, okay?'

I really think we should clear the air

before the "Backsplash"
reunion tonight, right?

Please, just,
please call me back, okay?

Last chance to tinkle
before we zip you in.

Then we'll get you down
to hair and makeup.

Uh, thanks, Brenda. Can you just
tell them I need a minute?

Oh, no can do, doll.

They're gonna be swamped down there

with Rainer, Paige, and Jordan.
You're with second team.

I'm not letting
that second-team person

anywhere near my face.

Her hands always smell like tuna.

Can I be honest with you, hon?

All the grips are taking bets

on who's gonna curse you out first.

Tangey has to push her call time back

so that she wouldn't have to see him

until after rehearsal.

And I heard that Jordan asked to leave

before they shoot your coverage.

Well, at least,
Rainer's still talking to me.

Who do you think
put you with second team?

Is everyone really that mad at me?

Well, that was quite
the little stunt you pulled.

I know Alexalicious
is your thing right now

but maybe if you could just act
a little bit more

like Becky Burns from "Backsplash."

All the gals at my AA meeting
thought you were just precious.

Hm. Gardenia from Diptyque.

These are my favorite candles.

I know. I had my assistant
do some digging.

All of this is supposed to put you

in a creative mind frame.

Question.

Do you pace
when you're feeling creative?

I tried to write new
lyrics, but I got nothing.

We're just starting.

Sometimes it take a minute
for a collab to jump off.

[GRUNTS] I just, I hate
that I came unprepared

especially
when I'm trying to take myself

from Britney to Whitney. Come on.

You mean, without the crack.

Too soon. Okay?

Too soon.

- Uh..
- You should grab that, may..

No. I'm good.

Look, but I'm serious, though.
I really, I wanted..

Like I was saying, I wanna move away

from this bubblegum pop thing

and really do, like a, an edgy, sexy..

Somebody trying
to crash our party, huh?

That's your man?

No. It's my friend, Alexis.

Talkin' about home girl
from that reality show?

So the drama ain't just 40 cameras.

No, and I'm supposed to be
with her at some event tonight.

'I know she's trying
to apologize, but..'

I don't wanna tell you what to do

but if I was you,
I'd block that business.

I mean, shorty already dragged you

into enough of her nonsense.

You know what? You're right.

"Block that business?"

It sounds like a song title, huh?

Yeah.

It could be a hot hook.

Give me ten minutes and it will be.

So, how long do
house inspections usually last?

'Cause they've been here
for two hours.

Well, apparently, they have to inspect

every square foot,
including the attic.

Until five seconds ago, I didn't
even know I had an attic.

So can we talk about

Jake not moving in here with you?

- Did you guys get in a fight?
- No. Uh..

I don't know. It's weird.

Supposedly, we're fine, but ever
since the movie fell through

he's just been kind of weird.

This is just a bump, right?

Yeah, of course.

Besides, you know, he's got
a lot going on right now.

Yeah, that's why I'm hoping
we can just find this Vera girl

finish the movie and go back
to the way things were.

- Well, let's get to it.
- 'Huh..'

What's your Wi-Fi password?

GDP 38 million.

What? World's smallest economy.

You can take the girl out of econ

but you can't take econ
out of the girl.

Gated smart-house,
hacker-proof password.

You're adulting so hard right now.

Thanks.

"It's a good investment," says
my dad and my real estate agent.

- 'That's Vera, right?'
- 'How did you do that so fast?'

I spent a week at the diner
trying to get a lead on her.

I am very good at seeing
what people are up to online.

- 'Oh, but she's not tagged.'
- Yeah.

Let's see if this person
re-posted from Insta or Twitter

Maybe she's tagged there.
And there she is.

- Mm. Ooh, look at the caption.
- 'On Tumblr.'

She just got a new job
at The Sorcerer's Gallery

and she starts tonight.

Yeah, I heard that place
is really hard to get into.

Let's see.

"Members only.
Jackets and ties required."

Wow. Fancy.

I wonder if my new agent
can get us in.

Hey, when you see Jake, do you
mind not mentioning it to him?

I think I just wanna tell him
when we get on the list.

Mm-hmm.

And it only took me two minutes
and forty-eight seconds.

Damn, you really are that good.

Certified stalker.

"Men's Fitness" cancelled.

So did a half a dozen
other magazine covers

you had scheduled.

Fine. So we cancel, too.

I'm not doing
the "Backsplash" reunion.

All people are gonna ask me
about is the affair with Nina.

It's not like that,
the host is Sebastien Graham

who you've interviewed with before.

All of the questions
have been pre-approved.

I've got your PR team on a tight leash

to make sure they keep this
a fun, light reunion show.

You should go. It shows
you have nothing to hide.

I don't know, man.

Jordan, you can't just disappear.

If you really want out of "Backsplash"

I got to take offers
from the talk shows.

- Good.
- But they all want you..

To spill the details about the affair.

There has to be some other way.

Release a statement.

Predator-prey,
spin the blame back on her

and maybe we stay in the Oscar race.

I'm not playin' it like that.
Don't bring it up again.

Why do you keep pushing back on this?

Because I don't want people
digging, alright?

This Nina thing

has people looking at me
way too closely.

Jordan, is there something else
I should know? Anything?

Whatever it is.

There's nothing else.

I just wish this will all go away.

It's been like this all morning.

"Variety," "New York Times,"
everyone wants a comment.

- And you're telling them..
- No comment.

And, uh, Rainer still hasn't returned.

You want me to keep trying?

L-let's let that breathe for a minute.

I'm sure he's trying to avoid
the media on this mess, too.

You know, I thought that finding
Jordan's birth certificate

would put an 86
on this affair business

but it keeps bubbling back up.

What are the rest
of the assistants saying?

I bought a round of shots
last night at Precinct

and got the scoop.
Can I expense the shots?

Of course not. Get to the point.

The board's leaning towards a hard no

on renewing your deal.

Perception is reality in this town.

I need it to look like I'm
leaving Gold Brothers by choice.

Where are we with Steve Silver?

'His office said
first avail is three weeks.'

Breakfast meeting only.
Chiconi's or the Polo Lodge.

Breakfast means
it's never gonna happen.

I mean, he'll push twice

and then shuffle me off his schedule.

Well, didn't you work with
Steve Silver on "Backsplash?"

It was my first producer credit.

And we spent
the next five seasons arguing.

But, if it gets me out of here
on my own terms..

You know what? Change my RSVP to yes.

I'll do a casual run in
and try to choke down my rage

at his chauvinistic privilege.

But what can we do about these?

On the books, 4:15 with Natasha.

You're good.

Bring me the receipt to those drinks

and I'll... reimburse you.

You know, if it's easier, we can
just get me a corporate card.

- Don't push it, Brian.
- It's worth a try.

I got a 20 on her, she's
good to go in the fat suit.

Ms. Glenn, they're ready for
you in hair and makeup.

Nancy and the rest are good kids

but Alexis is gonna
get herself blackballed.

Somebody who treats her friends
like that, it's pathetic.

Where are you going?

'Ms. Glenn, I'm sorry.'

'We really need you
in the makeup chair.'

Well, they can wait all damn day

because I'm not coming out
of this trailer

until someone writes me out
of this frickin' fat suit!

- Thanks again.
- 'You're welcome.'

Is it me or were these auditions
like having your toe sawed off

with a plastic knife?

- They weren't that bad.
- They weren't good.

I just wish I had a minute
and a half to stop everything

and come up with a new game plan.

I've got to find
a new apartment, roommates..

Are you sure you don't wanna
just live with Paige?

I'm not saying never. Just not now.

Okay, no offense,
but totally right now.

You're swamped with your movie

you're also kind of homeless, Jake.

What's the real reason why you
don't wanna move in with Paige?

I just really need to focus on
"Stealing Georgia" right now.

Would it help you focus

if I could offer you a sunny spot

with a comfy place to sleep
and two very cool roommates

who I think
you'd be really happy with?

That is a pretty decent couch.

No. No, I can't.

Just until your movie's done.

Adam works long hours,
I'm gonna be on set

and you'd have the whole place
to yourself

and you can edit in peace.

"Meet me at Gold Brothers.
Dress up. I've got a surprise."

- From Paige.
- Hm.

I've no idea what that's about.

But you should wear a jacket and tie.

Are you serious? What's going on?

That's the lane right here.
What you think?

This beat is exactly
what I'm looking for.

♪ Have you lost your mind
so I lost them digits ♪

♪ I had to block the business
block the business ♪

- Whoo! I like that.
- Something like that, right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.

Your little friend trying
to start a Twitter war, huh?

"@TangeyT,
too bad Pablo Money can't remiss

your Tennessee flow."

That's how she poppin' off? And
she put my name in the midst?

You know what? Maybe you should
take a second with all of that.

No, P. Look, look, wait.

Look, I can either
let her drama shut me down

or I can turn it into a second verse.

I'll respect that.

- Let's get to work, then.
- Let's get to work, then!

Hit it.

♪ Cut you out of my contacts ♪

♪ Please don't try to contact ♪

♪ Anyone who.. Bow down ♪

Ooh, I like that.

Yes, it's a last-minute thing.

Just pull some choices

and I'll pop by
the wardrobe trailer to pick.

Nina, there's a situation.

'You can't do this, Nina!'

'They're making me sweat
like hot yoga.'

'And the foam just sucks it up
and the smell just lingers.'

Ugh! I want out
of this sticky fat suit!

After everything you've pulled

you have the nerve to make demands?

'The only thing I'm
demanding is a better ending'

to this stupid movie, Nina.

Maggie is stuck on a deserted
island for most of the third act

living off of coconuts and bugs, okay?

She should be skinny at the end.

When Noah and August
travel through time

no time passes in the present.

'You're lying half-dead
in a plane crash.'

'At the end of the movie
you are rescued.'

Still fat, but alive.

This stupid movie makes zero sense.

Get a screenwriter out here to
do a rewrite or I don't budge.

Come out of that trailer
or I'll have security

drag your fake fat ass out.

You can drag me out, Nina,
but you can't make me act.

Well, there's nothing new
about that, is there?

Rewrite me thin, Nina.

Get the electric department over here

to turn off her power.

If she doesn't come out
on her own, I'll sweat her out.

Come in.

'And on the left
you'll see the base camp'

'for the blockbuster film, "Locked."'

Whoa there, stud.

Come here.

'And she just opened escrow
on a $1.4 million-dollar gated house'

'in Nichols Canyon.'

- Is that..
- Yeah, studio tourists.

They go by all day.

Don't you think it's weird
that the studio tour guide knows

I'm buying a house in Nichols Canyon?

One-point-four million?
Did it really cost that much?

Y-yeah, between closing fees
and insurance.

So, when we move out of the Bixby..

Yeah, uh, I was thinking

I'd just crash
at Cassie and Adam's for a bit.

Jake.

Are you sure
you're okay couch-surfing?

Yeah, it's only temporary.

Besides, it's not like your
boyfriend won't spend the night.

And I'll probably be at your
place half the time anyway.

Why don't you just move in?

Uh, why don't I let you get changed?

And we should talk to somebody
about that tour guide

on our way out. And where did
you say we're goin' again?

I didn't say, actually.

And slight change of plans.

You said you just had one
scene to shoot today.

I do only have one scene to shoot

but we're holding
on account of some drama.

- Rainer?
- No.

Actually this time it's Alexis.

Not surprising.

Hey, you wanna fill me in
on, uh, this mystery evening

and why I'm wearing a jacket and tie?

My lips are sealed.

But when I'm done with set,
maybe I'll tell ya.

Um, do you want me to grab you
a chair at video village?

Um, you know, I think
I'll just, uh, stay here.

Okay.

- What did you say to her?
- Whoa!

I didn't know
there were cameras, okay?

Look, I swear, if Alexis
has any more bombs to drop...

Would you back the hell up
and give me a minute to explain?

Jordan, I didn't know
there were cameras.

I never meant
for any of this to happen.

It was all Alexis and my mom.

She conned me
into signing a release form.

So whatever you said to Alexis
with those cameras rolling

they can use on TV whenever they want?

No, I didn't tell her about that.

Come on. I wouldn't. I swear.

Rainer explained everything to me, J.

I know you saved your mom's life.

- You did the right thing.
- Yeah, well..

Tell that to the attorney general

of the state of Illinois.

Murder is murder, Tangey,
I could go to jail.

Jordan, no one's going
to find out about that. Okay?

Recycling goes in the blue bin!

Dude, it's right next to the trash.

Daryl, it's not that hard, man.
Come on, please? For me..

Oh, my God, I don't know how
any of us are gonna get through

this "Backsplash" reunion tonight.

Same. Last place I wanna be.

And because of all this, Rainer
doesn't want me at the house.

I camped out at the Bixby.

Seriously?

Of all the hotels in LA

you choose the one that I'm living at?

We can't be neighbors,
act like friends?

I have to go over my lines.

Work!

Oh, come on. You're kidding me!

Yeah. Oh, thank God.

Oh..

Get off of me!

'Are you crying?'

No.

I can't go out there, Nina.
No one wants me here.

I have pissed off all my friends.

I'd rather die
like a chihuahua in a hot car

than face what I've done.

'If I can take the
heat for my actions'

'and still show up to work,
so can you.'

And we're back, people!

'Let's get the cast into wardrobe.'

Guys, I'm really sorry
that I held everyone up.

Well, I promised
to get everyone out of here

in time for the "Backsplash"
reunion tonight.

Well, I bet that's gonna be
a lot of fun for you.

- You're not even watching.
- What? Yes, I am.

Can't we just go to Big Wayne's?

What? Dinner is included here.

Prime rib.
You'd rather have buffalo wings?

Look, I'm just not cool
with magic tricks.

- I had a weird ninth birthday.
- 'Shh!'

Jake, oh, stop. Come on. Just stay.

I have a lot on my mind right
now and this isn't helping.

Is this because of me
going back to work with Rainer?

'Cause you were acting
really weird in the trailer.

No, I'm fine, uh.. Uh..

Uh, you keep acting weird
every time his name comes up.

Yeah, 'cause I can't tell
what's pissing you off more

the fact that I have
to go back to work with him

or that I bought a house without you.

I don't care
that you bought a house, okay?

I-I'm glad that you can afford it.

And I don't think my approval matters.

I just think
that when we live together

I should be able
to pull my own weight.

Hey, we're trying to do magic here.

Wait, isn't that..

That was cool.

We found her.

Go ahead, fire me.
I never liked this job.

I never signed on
to feed your magic pigeons.

I left New York
to get away from pigeons.

You two, are you stalking me?

No, no, I-I'm the director.
Remember, you liked my script?

Yeah, I know who you are.

And you two just got me fired, again.

I wouldn't have had to yell
if you guys

hadn't been bickering
during the entire show.

- We're so sorry.
- We're sorry.

Sorry doesn't cut it, I don't know

how many more lattes I can foam
to pay rent!

I can barely make auditions as it is.

But that's kind of why we're here.

That's what we wanted
to talk to you about.

Whatever you have to say, I am
so not in the mood right now.

Wait, wait, hey, come on.
Just, h-hear me out.

The only reason that we're
here is because of me.

I had to go back to work
and now the movie that you love

Jake's movie,
is suffering because of it.

Jake really did love
your audition at the diner

and he wanted to ask you if..

...you would be the lead role
in his movie.

Is she serious?

Uh, yeah, absolutely, and now
that you have some free time..

And if you're interested, of course.

Are you kidding? I would love to!

You quit his movie? Uh, uh,
well, how could you do that?

- It's a great movie.
- Well..

The role's yours, Vera,
if you want it.

Of course I want it.
And by the way, it's Billy.

- Billy London Schwartz.
- Paige.

Vera was my diner-waitress persona.

Oh, my God! This is great!

I told you
how much I love your script.

I'd be stupid to pass on
something like this.

- No offense.
- That's a yes, right?

- It's a hell-yes.
- Yay!

- But I do have a few doubts.
- Uh, I'm-I'm open.

And we have to do
some re-shoots, anyway, so..

Well, I'm obviously not working
the second show tonight.

If you wanna get together

and talk it out, grab some coffee?

Sure. Yeah, uh,
we can meet at the Bixby..

- 'If that's..'
- That sounds great!

I was gonna go watch
the "Backsplash" reunion

with Cassie,
so I'll just go to her place.

- Great.
- I'll meet you there.

Thank you so much.
I'm so excited. Bye!

- Oh! Oh, my God.
- There you go!

I am so sorry, I-I had no idea

this whole evening was about this.

I wanted to help you
finish your movie.

Look, I am sorry.

Me buying a house
and asking you to move in

at the same time is probably a lot.

So I'm sorry if I was doing
too much too soon.

Well, you're not too much.

You're amazing, okay? Thank you.

Yeah, I'm gonna cut from there
to there, um..

And just go ahead and go check.
Thank you.

- Hey, dad...
- Well, watch out for that one.

I've seen him fire
assistants over cold coffee.

It's been years.

- Nina.
- Uh, Steve.

And I actually quit caffeine.

And this isn't my assistant.
This is my daughter.

- Of course. Sloan!
- Hey.

You really grew up at Yale.
You're very sophisticated.

Thank you, Nina. Is, uh,
Rainer around by any chance?

Yeah, I'm sure he's
around here somewhere.

You know, I've been swamped with
meetings, so I haven't seen him.

Uh, yet. Today.

Okay, I'll just go look for him
while you two catch up.

Well, that sure
is a nice beaded bracelet.

My sister has one just like it.

Ah. Thanks.

I got it at a Buddhist retreat.
Amethyst, very grounding.

Yeah, if you'll excuse me, I see
some people I need to talk to.

Did you get my text about picking up

sour gummies on the way?

Wow, that's a lot
of freaking sour gummies.

I thought I'd pick up dinner.

Doesn't dinner come with the tickets

at the Sorcerer's Gallery?

Mm-hmm, but we didn't eat.

- Oh, you didn't find her?
- No, we did.

Oh, you did? That's great.
Uh, where's Jake?

He's, uh, working on the script
right now with Billy.

- Who?
- Her name isn't actually Vera.

It's Billy.

I was thinking, after we watch
the "Backsplash" reunion

we could go over to the Bixby

and have a drink with them by the bar.

But first, our favorite $12 champagne

because you just got cast
in a huge horror film.

Cassie, this is the beginning
of a very big career for you.

We have to celebrate
every step along the way

with... sour gummies!

Yes.

I know, you thought I forgot.

- I love you.
- I love you, too.

You're seriously the best.

We have Rainer Devon as Chip Donahue

and Aaron Michael James
and Sheila Stroud

as Bodie Granger and Aunt Susan.

'You know, watching that clip, guys'

'really reminds me of how close
you all were as a cast.'

Jordan and Rainer

you guys were best friends
before the show started

but I heard recently that...

I thought
we weren't gonna talk about...

I think he means the house
we shared in Malibu.

Actually, Jordan just moved out.

I live with my girlfriend now.

- 'Aww!'
- 'Aww!'

- 'And what about you, Jordan?'
- Uh, well..

I guess I'm just a single
man doing my thing.

'He's a single man, ladies.'

- Whoo!
- 'Tangey.'

- You played Felicia Miller.
- I did.

'A rival who bumped heads
with Becky Barnes.'

Wasn't that supposed to be
a three-episode arc?

Yeah, well, people
really loved the chemistry

between our characters, so they
made me a series regular.

- That was some chemistry.
- 'Yeah.'

Well, what can I say,
as far as Felicia's concerned

- Becky Barnes was easy to hate.
- 'And there you have it.'

'We're gonna go
from conflict to comedy'

with more "Backsplash" reunion
right after the break.

'Oh, my God! Sloanie-baloney.'

- Hi. Hi. How are you?
- Hi!

- Oh, I missed you
- I missed you guys, too.

So are you finally back from Harvard?

Uh, Yale, actually, magna
cum laude, but whatever.

Ooh, good for you, smarty-pants.

So I know it's been a minute

but you think you can help me
convince your dad

to do me a teensy-tiny little favor?

Yeah, of course. What's up?

So I was counting on some good
B-roll for Alexalicious

but everyone's being super lame.
Complete saga.

- It's kind of my fault.
- Right.

Uh, but would you help me convince him

to play the hurricane clip
from season three?

Yeah, of course, Alex, happy to help.

- Ah.
- You know, I idolize you guys.

When I was little, I wanted
to be on camera with you

just so bad.

Well, do me this favor and I'll
get you a cameo on my show.

- Deal.
- Yes!

Bye.

So if you make that small adjustment

the dialogue back on page five
makes a ton more sense.

I thought you said a few notes.

Just bear with me,
we're almost at the second act.

Um, I think you should scrap
the seduction scene.

I don't think it's working
the way you intended it to work.

That scene is supposed to be

how she gets him to do what she wants.

He's a bored husband
and a mid-level bank manager.

Georgia prefers excitement, taboo.

Yeah, it's in the subtext.

You're making a movie, show me.

And stop arguing so much.

If my notes weren't good,
you would have stopped

writing them down ten minutes ago.

Okay. So what's the pitch?

- Ever seen "Joy House?"
- With Jane Fonda?

You're maybe
the second person I've met

who's even heard of that film.

My dad's a film professor at Columbia

and my other dad is a critic
for "The Village Voice."

They named me after Billy Wilder.

Name a movie I haven't watched.

So you're thinking of an
homage to the mirror scene.

Exactly.

Give me a sec, I think I have an idea.

This next clip was supposed to feature

our favorite guest star, Duke Zuma,

but, instead, we're gonna roll a clip

that almost slipped under the radar.

This is from a time when
a hurricane hit Clementine Cove.

This is bad, guys.

Hurricane Hazel's a category six!

Maybe I should call go help!

No!

Felicia, there's something
I have to confess.

'It was me who super-glued
your locker shut'

so you couldn't get your pom-poms.

Well, if we're being 100% honest

your Spanx didn't shred themselves.

I just had to get that off my
chest before we get blown away.

I'm sorry I borrowed your board
without asking.

No problem, dude.
I'm sorry I tried to date Becky.

- I know you like her.
- It's okay, man.

'Date her if
you want, she's not worth'

'losing our friendship over'

especially with varsity
surf team in state finals.

Boom.

Promise me, if we make it out alive

we'll be co-captains of the
cheerleading squad next year.

- Pinky promise!
- 'Aww.'

And even if we don't make it

at least we'll die as friends.

- 'Aww!'
- 'Come on..'

'I love you guys!'

Friends forever!

- That was close.
- Ha-ha.

- Yes. Good job!
- Yes. Good job!

Whoo!

I just have to say,
I think over the years

Tangey and I have weathered
a lot of Hurricane Hazels.

Friends forever. Pinky promise.

'Hey-hey, Jordan.'

'What was it like to bang
your best friend's mom?'

What? Uh, uh, I can't comment on that.

Jordan can't say anything about that..

...but I can.

I'm sure people want details

about who is doing what with who.

Is that really the most
important thing to worry about?

I wish that all of you

that everyone in this room..

Rainer, Rainer...

...would take responsibility

for what they put out in the world.

Jordan, you and Nina

Tangey and Alexis

you're all to blame.

It's time to clean up your mess!

Well, but there's something we can do.

We can all do.

I'm donating my appearance
fee from this reunion show

$10,000 to Trending Ocean.

I hope all my co-stars

all the producers join in.

Folks at home

I'll match donations from
our website, trendingocean.com

up to a million dollars.

Yeah? Sound good?

This is our world, people.

Step up. Take responsibility!

Come on. Come on.

Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you.

And on that uplifting note,
we're out of time.

Rainer, a million dollars?
That seems reckless, uh..

Out of control.

Wanna make sure
you're focused on your recovery.

Funny thing about recovery.

Getting clean
means cleaning up my world.

Can we talk, Rainer? About
what happened with Jordan..

I feel like
I owe you an explanation...

Please, don't explain, Nina.

I don't need to know how or why.

Your life is a garbage island.

If I wanna stay sober,
I've gotta get the hell off.

Rainer?

Yeah. Huh? Kids.

Right?

Hey, Nina, I'm here to listen
if you need me.

I know what this did to you last time.

I can't go through that again.

I know.

Hey, come on.

Oh, my God. That was so awful.

I mean, ugh, he must feel awful.

I should, oh, I should call him.

Don't be champagne stupid.

We're about to meet Jake for a drink.

You can't call and offer
emotional support

to some other guy

the guy that Jake
is already jealous of.

- Oh...
- But just don't.

He did seem kind of unhinged.

I mean, I should at least

just text Rainer, as a friend.

As a friend,
Rainer will be just as grateful

when you send him a thoughtful
text to see how he's doing

tomorrow, when you're not
champagne stupid.

Oh, wait. Look, there they are.

- Hi, baby.
- Hey.

Hey.

Uh, Billy, this is Cassie.
She plays Zoey in the movie.

- Tater Tots from the diner.
- Yeah.

Or, actually,
I prefer Cassandra or Cassie.

Billy has a great take on the
monologue at the end of act one.

The one where Georgia seduces
Landon? I love that monologue.

You guys have to hear this rewrite.

Georgia stands behind Landon

uh, in the mirror's reflection.

My daddy was a necktie man.

He sold used cars
wearing a vintage tie

to put people at ease.

He had this
fun, real skinny shark-skin tie

for Saturday nights.

'He'd wear that skinny tie loose'

with his shirt unbuttoned at the neck.

He'd go out, he'd drink
a little rye, meet a pretty girl

and ask her to dance
a real slow two-step.

'Georgia loosens his tie.'

Unbuttons his shirt.

One and then another.

You're choking yourself, Landon

day in and day out
with that polyester noose.

When's the last time
you loosened up your tie?

When's the last time you asked
a pretty girl to dance?

Georgia pulls Landon in by his tie.

Kisses him.

He can't resist.

I love it!

It's good. Very good work.

Great. It's great stuff.

- Thank you.
- Cool. Thank you.

Should we go get some drinks?

- 'That's a good idea.'
- I'm so thirsty.

I'm gonna help her..

...with the drinks.

Is it just me
or did Aaron Michael James

get way cuter after he came out?

Tange, um, what you said on air

are we all made up?

That clip was your idea, wasn't it?

'Do you remember that day, Lex'

how Ida yelled at me in my trailer

criticizing my performance?

'Did you seriously think that
clip would get us to make up?'

'Cause all it did was remind me

to perform in front of the cameras

pretend we're friends for the show.

I know I put you in a terrible
position using that footage.

- And I'm really sorry, Tangey.
- Too little, too late.

You could have tweeted me
an apology hours ago.

Instead,
you were just making it worse.

I just wanted you to talk to me.

Like, I would ever

dignify your stupid Twitter-war
with a response.

I'm not gonna let you
manipulate me, Alexis.

You're just as bad as my mother.

You two deserve each other.

'Are you okay?'

No. She's changing everything.

And don't you think
that scene was... bad?

I-I kinda liked it.

You know, it was very
"Drugstore Cowboy"

Sam Shepard noir.

Well, at least Jake is happy.

I know this sucks.

The part of Georgia
was written for me.

And then he goes and he's
just gonna rewrite it

for someone else? Like, uh..

I'm so not onboard.
I wish he could just wait.

Oh. Hey, Shane. I didn't know
you were working tonight.

Yeah, I pull the closing shifts
all week.

Here you go.

- Ooh! Wow! Okay.
- Ooh.

Can you comp a bottle this nice?

Well, I wish I could.
It's an anonymous gift.

'All I got was cash and instructions'

to buy you a bottle of
our very best champagne.

Oh, and I am supposed
to give you this.

Thanks.

'Hm.'

'Rainer, hold up.'

- He needs a minute.
- No, no, no.

He needs to hear from me.

He keeps saying he's okay.
That is not okay.

Let Rainer manage his own emotions.

You stepping in to make him feel
better won't make him better.

It just keeps him dependent on you.

- We need to talk.
- Yeah, and you will.

On his terms, when he's ready.

Until then, trust me

I'll take good care of him.

You know, your son, he may not
have wanted you here tonight

but I'm glad you changed your RSVP.

Come on, "Backsplash."
This was your baby.

It wouldn't have been the same
without you here tonight.

Would you consider talking about

going into business together?

I think that this time around

maybe things could be different.

You know, and whatever's good.

I'll, I'll take that
breakfast meeting idea.

You know what, y-you really
want things to be different?

Yeah.

How about I take you to dinner

and we not talk business?

Not talk about business at all?

Not a word.

Um..

Yeah, I think I'd like that.

I-I know this is uncomfortable.

And I know you wanna get away
from my drama

but movin' on hasn't been easy, Tange.
I've tried.

- What floor?
- Uh, four.

- Hey.
- Hi.

I didn't like what went down today.

I know. I'm sorry. That was
completely unprofessional.

I'm not trippin' on that
little Twitter-beef situation.

Just wanted to make sure
that you're okay.

Yeah, I'm good. Thank you.

Jordan Wilder, right?

- Pablo.
- Hey, man.

Look, I know I rolled up on you
unannounced.

But... you wanna grab a drink with me?

How 'bout you come upstairs
for a drink?

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