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(Episode 4)

No wonder why they were called the Undateables.

They're legendary!

Sixth generation only son and eldest.

He writes poetry as a farmer.

He is a street performer at night in Uijeongbu.

(Kang Dol Jin)

(Ahn In Jung)

(Oh Doo Ri)

Wait until I get my hands on that jerk Yook Ryong.

Even if I cheat on you, don't you cheat on me

- Hello? - Is this...

Yook Ryong's phone?

Yes, I think it is.

And who may you be?

You gave me your card outside Gangnam Station,

saying you want to meet up for dinner sometime.

Don't you remember?

- I have short hair. - Short hair.

I do remember. You looked like Meg Ryan.

Oh, my. Meg Ryan?

Do I look like her?

Do you have time for coffee?

I can't today. I'm a little busy, so...

I see.

I really wanted to see you again.

In that case... No matter how busy I am,

I still need my coffee.

Where should we meet?

Of course, I know the place.

I'll see you later.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you going out?

I wanted to go grab some coffee.

That's a cafe over there.

Employees get half off, too.

Why would you go out for coffee?

Well...

My high school buddy wants to meet out of the blue.

Bring him here. I'll make you coffee myself.

There's no need to do that. It's okay. Really.

It's fine. Bring him.

We roasted the beans today.

- Are you monitoring me? - Yes, I am.

You're so mean!

In this current state, if you cause trouble one more time,

you'll be leaving this job early. You know that, right?

I know that. I do, but...

his wife went to her mother's,

so he has to watch his kids. Two of them.

- So, I can't make him come here... - Just go.

Okay, sir.

Are you...

It's me. Add Beauty to Flowers.

Hey.

Let go.

Give me a minute.

Get over here.

- Get over here. - We can talk through.

Hey. I won't care if it was one person.

But eight at once? Are you kidding me?

I... I wasn't planning to, but...

I was told I could meet them all at once.

You could meet them all at once?

Who said that? What psychotic matchmaker agency would say that?

It's not a company. A relationship guru.

My cousin is a relationship guru...

- Don't give me that. - Hunnamjeongeum.

It's a relationship column...

written by a real relationship guru.

- Do you want to die? - Wait! No! No!

- Do you want to die? - I'm afraid of heights.

But it's true.

Look at my face.

How could I have seduced eight women at once with this face?

I really learned it all from that relationship guru.

And I used to be an undateable.

- Stop giving me excuses! - Sorry! Sorry.

But there were bad girls too.

They always used me.

Why must I always be the victim?

I wanted to get revenge too!

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth!

Just repent, you punk.

How dare you?

Hey. Hey! Get over here.

Hey.

I'll give you one last chance.

Go to each victim and apologize sincerely. Got it?

Got it?

It's a consent that I may press charges against you for fraud.

I went to each and every one of them...

and worked hard to convince them to sign it.

Seven out of eight signed it.

Only seven?

Who do you think the last one is?

Yoo Ri?

Coach Yang, you scumbag.

Anyway, you'd better be on standby and remain within...

a five-minute radius until this is resolved.

If I call, respond in five seconds.

If you try to go into hiding,

we will cross the river of no return,

and meet in court. Understand?

(Single Life is Torture, A Couple's Life is Paradise)

Fine. Three months.

I'll get it done in three months, no matter what. Yes!

Let's see.

What do you want from me?

What do you want? What?

I mean, how can I find matches for them...

in just three months?

It's Mission Impossible.

It would be easier to rob a Swiss bank.

They say it takes three seconds to fall in love.

Three months is 7,776,000 seconds.

So you can fall in love 2,592,000 times. Right?

You sounded like a science major just now.

So, eat first. Eat.

One, two, three.

This...

- really works. - What was that?

The magazine said this would work.

To give a kiss on the forehead.

Seriously.

A doctor must have a lot of time, reading magazines like that.

This is better than I expected.

Take a look.

This is Le Chic, a magazine that's popular with guys.

I hate magazines. I never read them.

There's a relationship column here.

It has some useful tips.

I get why it's famous.

Forget it. Those are all theoretical.

They aren't. Take a look. This column Hunnamjeongeum...

is super famous among people who were never in relationships.

Hunnamjeongeum?

My cousin is a relationship guru...

- Don't give me that! - Hunnamjeongeum.

It's a relationship column...

written by a real relationship guru.

I heard other matchmakers...

team up with these relationship experts and work together.

They give special lectures and coach the members.

It may be effective.

How could I have seduced eight women at once with this face?

I really learned it all from that relationship guru.

And I used to be an undateable.

Give me that.

(Don't obsess about order, and go for the moment!)

(Feed her ice cream, while she's reading a book.)

(Hunnamjeongeum by the editor, Charlie)

Yes, this is Le Chic.

Yes. The editor, Charlie?

Le Chic. Charlie speaking.

Hello. I'm Yoo Jeong Eum, a matchmaker at the agency...

Add Beauty to Flowers.

I called about Hunnamjeongeum, the column you wrote...

I'm not interested in buying.

Hello. I'm here to see the editor, Charlie.

Charlie? Just a minute.

Okay.

Are you a manager of the investigation team?

Pardon?

Well...

The editor is coming down now.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm here to meet the editor, Charlie.

- Did you make an appointment? - No.

He's doing a photoshoot right now.

How can I help you?

I'm a bit busy, but should I go upstairs and wait there?

That sounds great. Enjoy your visit.

Sure.

- Okay. - That's great.

Pretend you're sad. My gosh, you're feeling so sad.

2, 3. Look here.

This is it!

- This is what I'm talking about. - Okay!

- My gosh, I love it! - That was great.

Let me change the roll.

Seriously. You're a man everyone wants to have, indeed.

Whom else do you want to have other than me?

Well, you're the only celebrity I want.

The other one is a soccer player.

The rest three are not in this industry.

You know those handsome professional types?

But I don't like this doctor I have.

He's tall just like you, but he's not handsome.

Are you looking for a doctor? I know a really handsome doctor.

Who is it?

He's my friend. His face is really small.

By the way, I've been wanting to ask you this.

- Who are you? - Sorry?

I...

I'm the one who called you from a matchmaking agency.

- Hey! - You startled me.

- What is this? - My gosh.

Who are you?

- Hey, get her out. - What? What is it?

What's wrong with you? Hey, where are you going, Charlie?

My doctor friend is really handsome.

I told you I'm from the matchmaking agency.

Or I know a lot of other doctor clients in my agency too.

- Please? - Wait...

- Hello. - Is the photoshoot over?

Yes, it just finished.

Then let's take a look at the overall photoshoot.

You're taking your sweet time to write your column lately.

If you keep that up,

I might put an ad in your spot.

Yes?

Let me see how your doctor friend looks.

Okay.

What took you so long?

Apparently, there's the biggest drought.

Is that so? Anyway, what brings you here?

This. You can get rid of this, right?

This weird, round-looking thing here.

This is...

What? What is this?

I don't know either.

I didn't know when I took it,

but I found out about it after I had taken the photo.

Did the light get into the film roll?

Hey, this isn't because of the light.

This is someone's face.

Hey, look. These are her eyes, and this is her mouth.

What is it if not someone's face?

It's blurry because of the shake, but it's a person.

Take a closer look. All right.

Hey, my gosh. I think this kid has the tongue out.

I got it. This kid was hanging upside down on the branch...

just like on the pull-up bar, right?

This is an impeccable timing. How could the kid be in the photo?

This photo is one of a kind. Seriously.

I don't care. Just get rid of it, okay?

How can I remove it from the original?

You have an expert in your team.

It works because those are digital photos. This is...

Charlie, do this for me.

I don't have the film roll. This photo is all I have.

The only photo I took with my mother who passed away.

I didn't fix it because I didn't want to damage it.

But it keeps bothering me. I must get rid of it.

- In exchange... - I know, I know.

Do you also know that the deadline is this week?

Hey, where are you going? Let's eat before you go.

You gave me a deadline.

My gosh, he's grumpy.

He's soft inside.

Your newest recruit seemed clumsy. She's degrading the whole team.

The process of sharing feelings to the moderate extent...

and the act of push-and-pull is dating.

Dating is operated as a form of self-improvement these days.

Falling in love too quickly...

doesn't seem romantic.

It makes people seem inadequate...

for failing to adjust to the altered rules of dating.

If you don't want to be a hopeless romantic...

who falls in love with the idea of being in a relationship,

[VIU Ver] SBS E04 The Undateables "Relationships Are Unpredictable" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

you must learn to control your feelings better...

and learn techniques that help you share your feelings better.

Ready.

Okay.

Is there a reason that you chose to work at a rehabilitation clinic?

When I was undergoing puberty,

I wanted to help the girl I liked in case she was injured,

and I thought it'd be cool. I had this pretentious idea in my head.

You're so romantic.

Your significant other must be very happy.

I'm not dating anyone yet.

This might be a boring question, but what's your ideal type?

- My ideal type? - Yes.

Well, I never thought about that.

Someone whose face is rosy even without makeup.

I like plain, yet healthy women.

I like women with naturally straight hair.

I like women who's not a picky eater and can run around.

Instead of someone who's sophisticated or elegant,

I want someone who's comfortable like my neighbor friend.

No, I like fragile-looking women...

who might collapse at any minute and with curly hair.

I like women who scream sophistication. That's my type.

I see.

All right. Let's wrap up the interview here.

Why don't we grab dinner together?

It's my treat.

- The photo. - My gosh, you're impatient.

What do you think? Isn't it perfect?

Yes.

Here.

- What is it? - The original.

Hey, I told you to fix the original, not the copy.

You are supposed to keep the original, not edit it.

Hey, then why would I...

All right. All right. Say hello.

He's the first interviewee of the special, "Men Everyone Wants".

His name is Choi Joon Soo. He's a rehabilitation doctor.

It's nice to meet you. I'm Choi Joon Soo.

- This is... - I'm Kang Hoon Nam.

What's happening? This is crazy. This is pure beauty.

Hey, Mr. Kim, come here and take a photo of these two.

You're like a dragon and a tiger. You have found each other's match.

Which one of you is a dragon and a tiger?

Don't mind him. That comes with his job.

All right. Which one will win?

If you have time, why don't you join us for dinner?

- I'm fine with that. - I have an appointment.

Enjoy your dinner.

Don't mind him. He's like that.

What do you like to eat?

Whatever you want to get is fine.

I was going to take you to a great Spanish restaurant nearby.

I don't like foreign food. My palate isn't that refined.

You're down to earth.

You're the polar opposite from my friend from earlier.

He's the grumpiest...

and the most sophisticated.

I presume you two are very close.

We served in the army together.

- I see. You met in the army. - Yes.

Back then, I wasn't Charlie.

I was Chul Soo.

The smell...

No, sir.

Your superior wants to change his underwear.

Let go. Now.

Look at this kid. Let go.

- Let go! - No, sir.

This is mine, sir.

This punk. Have you lost your mind?

I'll give you one of my underwear next time, punk.

I don't want someone else's underwear, sir.

No?

Hey. Look. Miss?

Why did you come to the army?

What are you looking at?

If you're in the army, act like a man.

What are you, a chick?

What's this?

Then is taking a subordinate's underwear "acting like a man," sir?

And excuse me, but "Miss"?

Please watch what you say, sir.

I'm unusual in your eyes too, right?

You're detailed, that's all. And neat.

You're a good judge of character.

Doing one eccentric thing for yourself...

is more important than doing 100 good deeds for others.

Live as you want.

You have a great friend.

He made me who I am today.

Do you want another drink?

I get drunk from just smelling alcohol.

- Here. - Okay.

I feel good!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Joon Soo!

I need him. I mean it.

Life is too hard.

I never get to sleep. Jeong Eum is angry!

What are you doing?

Hey. Long time ago, when you were getting beat up by girls...

That was when I was eight. How long will you bring that up?

Fine. When you were in junior high.

Where do I go?

So,

what if you help my friend Jeong Eum a little?

- You're the best in your field. - Am I?

Think of it like you're writing for your column.

Look. Hunnamjeongeum...

- Are you okay? - Yes.

I don't write Hunnamjeongeum.

Stupid.

I don't write it!

Hey. I brought bindae-tteok.

- Hey! Did you drink? - Yes.

Mr. Yoo! I'm home!

Hey. Are you just getting in?

- Did you eat? - Yes, Mr. Yoo.

I brought bindae-tteok.

Do we have makgeolli?

Of course, we do. Give me a minute.

I had dinner already, so just bring out some kimchi!

Forget all that. How did it go?

Tell me.

How did it go? Did he agree to help me?

He says he doesn't write it.

- What? - I don't know the details,

but he says it just goes out with his name on it,

and that the writer is someone else.

I got his business card.

Hurry.

(Kang Hoon Nam)

Why does he write the column using someone else's name?

Maybe he can't have people know he's the one writing it.

- Really? - But...

maybe he'll change his story tomorrow when he's sober.

I'd better go now.

Eat bindae-tteok with Dad. I'm going out.

- Now? - Yes.

Save me some. I'm going to eat when I get back!

Do you feel okay?

You're not sick, are you?

It's heavy.

Next time you buy something heavy, call me.

- Why did you come? - Just.

- I was on my way home. - You work in Yangpyeong...

and live in Jamsil, but you passed through Bulgwang-dong?

Sorry...

Now that I saw you,

I'll go.

Take this.

Thank you.

Jerk.

I finally got over him.

What's gotten into you,

bringing stuff like this?

But Hoon Nam...

do you go to prison for fraud?

Fraud...

Did you cause trouble again?

Actually, you know the matchmaking agency I joined?

The client manager keeps threatening to press charges against me.

Just because of some one-night stands.

Hey. Didn't I tell you to stay low and behave?

Now, of all times, you get into women trouble?

It's better to get scammed instead!

This is all your fault, you know!

Why did you make me so irresistible?

Are you insane?

You were always getting rejected...

and wanted to die, so I saved you!

Exactly. So please, fix it for me again.

That woman is really scary.

How do I handle an ignorant and violent woman?

You must know.

Please save me.

Please Hoon Nam.

I don't write Hunnamjeongeum.

Stupid.

I don't write it!

Hoon!

Hoon!

Hoon Nam!

Did that woman call?

What woman?

The truth is... So...

I drank too much, so...

Get rid of that!

Well...

That column... That...

- I said you write... - Hey, hey.

Forget it. I can't understand a thing you're saying.

Sit here. I'll bring you some ice water.

But what did you eat?

- Gross. Seriously. - Seriously.

- Don't touch me. - Excuse me.

It's disgusting.

Is there Mr. Kang Hoon Nam...

Let go.

It's me. Add Beauty to Flowers.

Hey. Hoon Nam!

It's... It's that woman!

I called earlier. I'm from Add Beauty to Flowers.

Hoon Nam! This is the woman I was talking about.

Are you...

Kang Hoon Nam?

(The Undateables)

(Relationships are Unpredictable)

Relationships are unpredictable.

Just as the end of the world was predicted,

but the world still exists today,

the end of relationships...

are unpredictable.

(The Undateables)

- Where did Jeong Eum go? - To get a relationship coach.

- A relationship coach? - Go get me some chocolates...

and coffee.

Okay. I'm like his personal servant.

I don't have the faintest inclination to help you. Go back.

What do I need to negotiate?

- Bait. - What bait...

should I throw to get him to agree to help me? A woman?

Just throw the bait.

She's so strange.

Fine. How can I help?

He bit the bait.