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Song Chien 4th year, the young Emperor ascended the throne, aided by Officials to govern.

Han area is in a mess, overrun by evil spirits. People live in fear.

In the mortal world, professional demon captors appeared

to prevent evil mastering the Three Worlds.

Looks like these demon captors are good.

Now Han people live in fear,

having demon captors is so lucky.

But it costs me a lot of money.

It's a relief those two will work for free here.

Rotten lass! Free demon captures breaks rules!

Show your abilities or get out!

Big Uncle. Don't worry, there's something I want.

- You're so great. - Hm. - Let's see you capture demons. Hurry.

Didn't he send these two to help? Why not see it?

Is he good at capturing people-eating demons?

This..

A demon is coming!

Go!

Miss, your face can earn a living. Why so rough?

Demon, messing up here?

I'm not a demon. Xuanguang Temple sent me.

Your Xuanguang Master sent you?

It's me, me! Master said to check out demons eating people here.

I don't know you.

Huangzhou region called me to help people here.

I help people exorcise spirits. I'm demon catcher, Mighty Murray.

- That's great, great. - It is great.

I'm Monk Budong.

A monk? Why do you have hair?

From birth, weapons can't cut my hair.

Master failed 7 times to cut it.

Destiny let me keep this hair.

Here it is!

What is it?

Amulets!

Will we die?!

Your honour for Buddha and kind heart avoid death.

Your husband sells counterfeit goods, cuts salaries, bullies the weak.

The demon seeks him.

Please help him. I'll pay with my life.

Rot! We have money. We can pay the demon whatever.

That's right.

Demon...return his life!

Move...!

Out of the way!

(demon expelling mantra)

Out of the way, everyone, move!

Rotten demon! Wanna eat me?

I'll feed you first. Try not to feel sweet.

- Rancid monk, what did you feed me? - You didn't find it good food?

I'm gonna swallow you!

You ate many people. Repent.

What can you do?!

- You...save our child! - Just give birth again.

- And me? - Just remarry.

You attack the tail. I'll take his tongue.

Right.

Bumped me. At least warn me.

Oh, hey, hey.

Got in the way.

You...assaulted me!

I didn't assault you. Someone 'shot' me.

Don't know yourself, wanna make a profit! I'll beat you!

Watch out!

Oh, oh. It really hurts!

- Oh, oh... - It's for you.

No need to thank me.

I saved you.

Amituofo (Buddha Bless).

What the heck?

- Disciple Bro. - Master, don't call me Bro. I feel uncomfy.

Despite my high position, I'm young.

- If you dislike it, I'll call you 'Disciple Uncle'. - Don't...

- Just Bro. - Sure.

What's this? So great.

I got big business. Cou's wife wants a son.

What'd this bath water cost?

Daunting.

- Uncle... - Are you OK?

There are fewer good guys. I had to lend a hand.

- Uncle...What's this mean? - Right.

It's a bother. I don't know whose palm.

Never mind. Stand up.

Uncle. It made you fall.

This isn't good. I'm ready.

If not to maintain my position by getting a boy,

I won't sit in this slum temple.

Luckily General Jend gave me 10,000 taels to pray.

I only donated 3000 taels. I have 7000 left.

Everyday, General dated Chuen Mei.

Chuen Mei had to be killed.

Maybe General can't handle that. Tomorrow, I'll go home.

I'll reminisce with my parents and cousin. It's a good opportunity.

Fu Hu. It's a scheme. She made Jend sorry.

Buddhism teaches us not to gossip.

I always try to learn who my true love is to find him.

I have 1000 years of memory. In this time, I studied this ancient science

for a faster way to find my destiny.

It brought results.

Sis, it works.

Now you need demon Tian Shan's energy.

Sis, you can review 1000 years

to find Jin Tong's reborn face.

Jin Tong (Golden Child)...where are you?

- Sister, is it ripe? - Yes, I have to stay here.

I've been with you 7 sleepless days. I'm sleepy.

You hurry and rest. I'm the guardian here.

I'm late. You're not mad?

Don't be angry. We fought a fierce dragon.

We beat him up till helpless.

I was told to report here.

Fu Hu. You look tired and hungry. I'll take you to eat.

- I'm not tired... - You're tired. - Come along. - I'm not tired.

- Jin Tong, I still worry. - About what?

I fear if senior gods learn about us,

it's big trouble breaking rules.

We'll leave Heaven to find a place beyond.

I won't leave you.

Guilty! Milennium Peaches fell unripe.

They broke the gods' rules. You must wait another 3000 years.

Yes, have to wait another 3000 years to eat Millenium Peaches. - They should be punished.

Empress of Heaven, though they are guilty, please forgive them.

They broke celestial rules.

If not punished, rules will be disobeyed.

Do this. Exile them to the human world to suffer 100 years.

Consider me. After all, he is my student.

I've decided! He must be punished!

You mean to say...love and hate will exist in both their hearts.

Because the attachment of love and desire brings suffering to oneself.

Jade is exiled to the human world for 100 years.

Drink the Water of Forgetful Love at once!

Not drinking the Water means willingness to suffer.

All human beings experience suffering.

You'll never meet Jin Tong or talk to him again.

Why suffer so?

Actually, I can choose to forget, but I don't want to.

Jin Tong, it's been 1000 years, 5 months, 6 days

but I have a mind block.

I don't know your reborn face.

Your face could be any of these.

The new lady attendant is so ugly.

Dismissed.

I'm Liang San Po.

- I'm Zhu Yingtai. - Zhu Yingtai? - Yes.

- I feel we match. - You feel it too.

- Let's walk. - Good.

Did we meet in past lives? Can we meet again?

I tried to meet him. In the end, can we love each other?

Chong Tong, I rely on you.

Good news...! We will open early.

Good news. We're ready to attend you. Miss Hwa Hwa is ready to serve.

Miss Hwa Hwa is really beautiful.

What's your name? I'm eating goat, not your brother.

You!

- Lad. Eh, this.. - Waiter.

That waiter works so hard seeking customers.

He's Er Kou. He has no shame,

from early morning soliciting for his wife.

- His wife? - His wife is Hwa Hwa.

- He's not shameless, he's pitiful. - Enjoy the food.

A monk eats meat? You're a monk, right?

Goat meat builds blood.

Better you see Miss Hwa Hwa.

- 50% discount. - Today... you're unlucky, may be beaten.

Eh! Aiya!

Wife!

A brothel's where to see your wife?

That place has unbeatable opportunities for her.

Hwa Hwa, are you OK? Hwa Hwa.

- Hurt a lot. - Hurt bad? Did someone hit you?

What's wrong with her?! Not serving well. I pushed her!

Sorry...Next time, she'll serve you well.

She's the worst and ugliest. I pitied her having no business.

Poor service, yet a next time?

How about for fun?

Next time for free. Happy?

Hit you for fun!

- My meat... - Your prediction was correct.

Er Kou!

Hwa Hwa... are you OK, Hwa Hwa? Hwa Hwa.

Are you OK, Hwa Hwa?

Seeing her battered face makes me happy.

My hair is hard from birth. Sorry it hit you.

- Just 2 weapons. - Enough to take your life!

Don't rush. I wasn't done talking.

You have 13 more weapons?

Over 13 weapons.

I don't fear your witchcraft.

I still have these to turn you into a eunuch.

Unless you promise not to bother Er Kou and his wife again.

- I promise not to bully them. - Good.

- And my weapons? - In your ass.

Amituofo.

- Monk. - Thank you, Monk. - Monk, you're great.

All this is due to past life karma.

You bothered him, now it's retaliation.

Every action has a reaction. As you sow, so you reap.

You owe me meat. Excuse me.

- What's it mean? - That's unimportant. Can you still receive guests?

I can try.

- I want Dream Wine. - All gone.

None at all. Nothing's left?

- It's gone. - None? - All the wine was bought by the lady.

Compete with her. If you win, you can drink wine.

- I can win wine? - Right. - C'mon.

So great.

Come, come...

Cheers.

Cheers!

It's meaningless. Worthless people every day chase a win and lose.

So people are worthless dogs.

Why do you think there are many demons not defeated?

- I also don't know. - My Master told me this world

has many demons. I can fight demons.

- How long in this field? - Me? 7-8 years.

And me? I entered this profession to find a certain person.

I'm almost exhausted to death, not finding him.

Might the one you seek be a shadowless ghost?

If I'd known, I'd have drunk Forgetful Love Water.

Forgetful Love Water?

In my youth, I learned to dream... I just wanted to fulfil it.

Unpredictably, at the end I'm alone.

~Give me Water of Forgetful Love~

Don't be noisy!

I'm dead tired, you know?

Seeing me, you can know my feelings.

If you can't see me, think of me.

*Sneezing is OK. (*=someone's missing you)

Sneezing? See, look at the sun*. (*sneeze reflex)

- Can I look up at night? - Eh? The sun is in the day sky.

- Are you frost (moonlight)? - How'd you know?

Come, come, drink. Here, Forgetful Love Water.

Now women look more beautiful. It's getting crowded.

This monk has a golden aura.

Unexpectedly a remote place has a highly knowledgeable person.

Amituofo. Thanks for helping.

Your dad is a poisonous evil-doer.

He must meditate at Buddha's feet for 1000 years. Come.

Drink a sip of my blood. I can take you out.

- Spidey. - Kitty. - Snakey.

At your command, Foster-Dad.

Spidey, since entering the Palace, how's your assigned task?

Dad, we complied. Queen Mother, Chief Eunuch,

Yu Lin army Commander, were mastered by us.

And the Emperor?

He blatantly admired me and Kitty but

we got close to his body, unable to get his energy.

Unexpectedly, when we went to poison his mouth, his body shone.

As you're demons

wanting to harm the Emperor,

the soul in his body can combat you.

You must control it first.

In time, he'll be helpless under body control.

In time, the human world will be ours!

What way controls the Emperor's soul?

Someone with magical power can oppose it.

I prepared you a good meal. Quickly enjoy it.

98 failed haircuts. 99th also failed. God is unjust.

Hey, move! Today, chop off your head, not your hair!

I owe you lots, huh?

Eh. Old Brother.

C'mon, c'mon.

- You were once a martial artist? - How'd you know?

Your technique betrayed you.

I never harmed others. How'd I get this way?

This kid fought demons young.

It seemed God's gift.

Yet he doesn't recall the past. Unless his mind opens, his strength is limited.

Hey. I know. Did he anger Buddha?

Maybe. Come! You gods, was he ever guilty towards you?

If I ever did wrong, forgive me.

- What's this? - There too.

Accept respects.

Nobody believes I'm a monk. Won't I be bald?

Give me a chance?

Kwan Yin. What's my fault?

- Kwan Yin closed her eyes. - Kwan Yin, why close your eyes?

Tell me. Why can't I be bald?

Did I err in the past? Now I got karma?

Heaven and Earth are the same root.

A heavenly fairy will come. Someday you'll see her.

Her?

Who's she?

Is she in my dreams?

Quickly tell me.

What are you doing? Why move Buddha statues?

Not me. Those two.

You two are...

Hurry back to your place! Or get hit.

- Wait. - I'll hit you. - Hit him. - Hit hard.

- I say, don't hit my face. - I'll hit your face.

- I said not to. - I can't believe it.

Reverend. Not ready yet? Isn't it the right time?

- There's a crazy pupil rebelling. - Crazy monk?

- Soldiers! - Yes. - Get him! - Sure.

Don't...

Master. You became demonic.

I'm not a demon. I'm your Brother, Fu Hu. We're "Shiang Long Lo Han".

"Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon"?

I watch you in the mortal world.

Budong, actually you're from the world of gods.

- I would take you to see Jade... - Jade?

See for yourself. You look.

Millenium Peaches ripen every 3000 years. For breaking rules,

Jade is exiled to the mortal world for 100 years.

Drink Forgetful Love Water to never meet again.

Do it at once...!

I know. The girl in my dreams is Jade.

Master, are you OK? You changed back.

Now you must conquer Tian Shan Demon.

Why conquer Tian Shan Demon?

I don't know. Kwan Yin told me.

You OK? Your head's bleeding.

- Is it? What to do? - Got it.

Is it OK?

- It's OK. - It's OK.

It's all fine.

Madam, your heart is bad, jealous, greedy. There'll be no reward.

You came to pray for a son, insincerely. Buddha won't aid you.

Good deeds get a good reward. Hopefully let go all bad thoughts.

Excuse me.

Budong, you're actually a god. I would take you to see Jade.

Her?! Good.

In 1000 years, you became a monk!

I recall you mentioned a big enemy.

Back then, they united to catch me.

Buddha's feet broke my dragon spine, a great insult to me!

After 500 years, luckily I ran away.

Finally my dragon bones regrew. And he's Jin Tong

exiled to the human world for breaking Heaven rules.

Now he has a human body, it's a good chance for revenge.

- Foster-Dad, we'll catch the monk. - No!

I want you to seek the woman he loves, Jade!

- Foster-Dad, you'll use the woman against the Emperor? - Correct.

Where's a beautiful woman? And good food?

Unexpectedly, despite there being every good tasting food,

I only have a banana.

There is food.

Waiter! Waiter!

Wait up!

- Me? Brother 'grumpy'. - What food's yummiest?

- Fishball noodles. - Fishballs! - I have none.

- Meat noodles. - I have none.

- Noodles! - No flour. - Noodles! - No flour.

- So what do you have? - Nothing left.

- Nothing, but still on the menu?! - It's sold out.

~Ginseng root pancake...~

God of Heaven...no!

Captain America!

I'm very angry!

Bro, you win.

- Who knows how many times I told you not to buy counterfeit goods. - Bro.

It wasn't fake.

Hurry, run!

Quickly, go!

That's so ugly.

That demon looks to me like...

- One, one... One-Eye Monster.

So it is Tian Shan. Go through here, then attack.

Watch out!

Too late...

- Don't hurt his eye! - So good. My type!

Watch out!

- Vile, no tooth brushing! - You all attack the bottom.

I'll hit him!

Hey, here! At least a beautiful woman isn't complicated.

No! That demon's hard skin is impenetrable.

Use the monk's hard hair.

- Monk. Wanna fly? - I'm not a bird.

- Anger can make you fly. - Anger a bird?

- Angry Bird. - Use effort...!

You guys do this without my agreement. I'm really angry!

1-2-3, whatever!

Let's go!

Playful.

Sis, finally got the eyes you want.

What do you aim to do?

His big prying eye is gone.

We'll follow where she goes.

You're young but you're unfit. Look at me.

- My body is bigger. - Sis.

I'm also not small.

In my house, don't carelessly touch my possessions.

Shower and sleep. Tomorrow, hit the streets.

So then...

- Heard this saying? - No.

A foot in a woman's door will win her heart.

Not drinking Forgetful Love Water means willingness to suffer.

You'll never see or talk to Jin Tong again.

Why suffer so?

- Jade. - Jin Tong, if senior gods learn about us, it's big trouble.

We'll leave the gods' World for a place beyond.

I won't leave you.

Budong, you're actually from the gods' World.

I'd take you to Jade.

Jade is exiled for 100 years.

Drink the Water; never meet again.

Who is he really?

- What are you doing? - How long in this field?

Me? 7-8 years. - And me?

I do this job to find someone. I almost died of fatigue.

Didn't find him.

If I'd known, I'd have drunk Forgetful Love Water.

I was pursuing my youthful dream. In the end, I still sleep alone.

Jin Tong, I've looked for you for centuries.

Finally I know what your face looks like.

Sorry...letting you seek me so long.

If I'd known, I wouldn't have drunk the Water.

It really touches people.

Who are you? So overdressed?

Dragon robe? Only the Emperor dresses like that.

- Nine Sea Poison Dragon. - Finally recognize me.

Vile old dragon, you got away.

Skinning you, breaking your bones, wasn't enough?

- Today I'll take her away! - Carry off my goddess! Not so easy!

Wanna run?!

Nine Swords Skill!

- You don't know cats have 9 lives? - I have 18 swords!

Killed my daughter!

Swordmanship Skill! Target!

No!

Don't kill him!

Jin Tong!

Today I won't kill him if you do one task for me!

- I'll heed you. - Then eat that Tien Chan!

Jin Tong...

Snakey.

No!

Eating Tien Chan will close your heart.

If you fight it, it will destroy your body.

Your behaviour will dictate if and how I will kill you.

Dad. You two go. I'll finish here.

Good! Spidey!

Jin Tong!

Don't worry.

It's OK, OK. I'll get the water. It's OK.

Eating my Snake Soul will purge the poison and restore power.

Where is Jade now?

In the Palace. Officials will depose the Emperor.

She is being used to take the Emperor's energy.

She was forced to swallow Tien Chan.

I can't see you die for nothing.

I have to go.

Hidden Dragon.

Officials disrupt government.

Now Heaven Emperor is angry.

If you get 3 things, he'll restore your power.

Don't lose heart.

If your power recovers, you can end the dragon.

What 3 items?

A bad person's tears. A petty man's self-respect. A lover's breath.

When these 3 items are combined, they can restore your god-power.

A bad person's tears. A petty man's self-respect. A lover's breath.

But remember, you have to do it alone.

Lately it's troubling, hearing mysterious things.

Now where to look for them?

I know where to look.

We open early. Afraid to go home late at night? Come in before the wife knows.

- Lad, you're strong, go in. - Er Kou.

Oh...Monk! Thanks for helping me. I must repay you.

- Today there's time, go in. - My buddy's here. - Wait.

We monks may not enter brothels.

You nuisance.

You know, I know, he knows. Only us three know.

- Hold it. Today, answer to me. - I can. - Huh?

I-I need painkiller first.

- What? I want your *pride (= sounds like *salt). - Salt?

- Lass, bring salt from the kitchen. - Alright.

- No! I want your self-respect. - I have none.

Make people respect you. Don't denigrate yourself.

Mock me, get mad, don't care about me, but

I have to earn money. Our family must eat.

- Dad. - Siau Kou.

- For you. - Monk.

Monk, we can't use self-respect.

I earned for Siau Kou to go to school.

Teacher refused to accept it from us "bad parents".

So reclaim your pride.

What about Siau Kou? You'll stay forever?

- Where to find pride? - Don't go anywhere!

Oh. Big Bro, you came. Big Bro.

My Hwa Hwa will serve you.

- I came to collect the debt! - How do we owe you?

He lost at gambling. He said I brought bad luck and owe him.

I have no money. He wants to break my legs.

I'll pay it off. You're serious, huh?

In 2 weeks, 1 tael. Delay, 4 taels.

- We don't have so much money. - Big Bro. Take my life.

- Your 2 kids can be sold. - No.

- Not the kids! - Not the kids.

Stop it!

- Didn't think I'm here? - Beat him!

- However... - I'm fine.

Come on!

- Why not remind me? - I said so. - Talk louder.

I'll take a break.

Come on.

He's hurt. He has no power! Beat him.

Beating up?

- You came to hit people or collect debt? - Don't hit again.

Don't hit.

I'll pierce your eyeballs! Dare to glare at me?!

Don't!

Kids, come here quickly!

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Don't!

No!

Hwa Hwa...!

Hwa Hwa...!

Yi Ba Tien!

Er Kou.

Don't hit, don't hit...

Don't kill me...!

- Still dare to bully people?! - No. Sorry, Er Kou.

Monk. I found self-respect!

That pride is great!

You restored self-respect and partially my power.

What happened?

Hwa Hwa...

Hwa Hwa...

I never gave you a comfy life.

Next life, I'll make amends.

Hwa Hwa...

Mom, Dad...get up...

Mom...get up...

Amituofo. Be at peace.

I'm crying, but my tears are no use.

I-I was orphaned when little.

I destroyed their family. I was jealous they had a family.

I am guilty....I will care for your two kids.

A bad person's tears. Still need a lover's breath.

- My energy is restored. Rescue Jade. - Go!

Emperor.

You're so beautiful. Rarely women catch my attention.

I'm shy.

Please close your eyes.

Please leave here. Officials want to depose you.

I was coerced to swallow pearl poison.

Defied my command! Your life is over!

Jade.

Tien Chan's clawed body has been in you 3 days.

Intruder! Guards!

Whoa. Spidey is huge!

God power!

So it's old Bro Fu Hu.

Lend me breath.

Not enough.

Hey, you said a lover's breath. Why lie to me?

Maybe still not enough.

Not enough. Follow me.

How many lives do you have?!

Jade!

Tiger Claw!

With only your ability, you aim to take my heart?!

Not your heart. It can be your kidneys!

My kidneys!

Jade...

Quickly. Good daughter, give me your Snake Soul to restore my power.

Dad. I gave my Soul to him.

Traitor!

- I searched for you 1000 years. - I know.

I can be in your arms.

I'm satisfied.

If there's a next life...

you have to recognize me.

Remember me.

Jade...

Jade...

Jade...

So it was the last breath... a lover's final breath.

Buddha's Power.

Jin Tong, don't be sad.

Jade and Fu Hu have gone.

You may go back to Heaven to be Shiang Long Lo Han.

Jade is gone. Why'd I go back?

I'm better off in the mortal world, opposing evil and corruption.

- Bring justice to people. - You won't return to Heaven?

- Right. I want to stay here. - Fine.

It belonged to Jade. I made it into a small bird to accompany you forever.

Kwan Yin is generous.

From then, Budong lived in the human world, upholding justice, doing good.

The people who received his kindness called him Ji Kong.