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Tori Frederking is back.
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Her parents sent her
to Europe for the summer
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as a graduation gift,
but she's back.
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And I have three confirmed
sightings of her in this mall.
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Matt, I don't care
about Tori Frederking.
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I care about her,
aged to perfection.
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- Man...
- Daddy likey.
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Barry, you gotta focus here, man.
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I'm talking about The Frederking.
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You have to focus, OK?
That was in the tenth grade.
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You got truth-or-dared
into a closet with the girl.
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It was literally
seven minutes in heaven.
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When we got out of that closet,
she told everyone at that party
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that I was an amazing kisser.
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- ...amazing kisser.
- She did.
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But you didn't kiss her.
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You spent seven minutes shitting
your pants and not making a move.
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I know, that's what makes
her so fucking awesome.
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When I got out of the closet,
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everyone started ragging
on me for choking,
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she lied and said
that I was an amazing kisser.
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- Pretty stellar move, huh?
- To the max.
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Oh, my God, I've been hearing this story
since we shared our mother's uterus.
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Oh, and by the way,
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did you even have the balls
to ask her out after that?
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- I can't recall.
- No, but only because...
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I never had my in.
Don't do this.
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Hey. Come on.
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How do you always know
what I'm gonna say? Fuck!
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You guys are really freaking
me out with that twin shit.
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Watch and learn, brother.
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I'm going in.
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Eye of the tiger, buddy.
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Eye of the tiger.
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I don't like how this looks.
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No, no good.
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So...
So you like, uh, music?
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I hate it.
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Swing and a miss.
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- Ooh...
- Swing and a miss.
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Oh, not the book, Barry.
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Oh, no, no,
not The Art of War Oh, God.
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You ever read, uh...
Sun Tzu's Art of War?
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I have. It's amazing.
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I'll give you my number.
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I'll loan it to you.
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Get back to me at a later
date of your choosing,
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and we'll have a...
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I don't know, a bottle
of chilled white zin.
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Holy shit!
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Oh!
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I'm free on, uh... Saturday.
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Call me.
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Win one for the Gipper.
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Hey, Tori!
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Hey, guys.
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Wow.
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This humpback whale
just swims by me, right?
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I've never felt
so scared in my life.
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That's when it hit me.
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This is what
I want to do with my life.
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This is what
I want others to see.
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That's why the second
I got back to LA...
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Boom! Open Mint Travel.
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- Wait, you own it?
- Yeah, dude.
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Went to the bank, got a loan.
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- Pieces fell right into place.
- Huh.
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So what about you?
I thought you went to, uh...
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- MIT.
- MIT!
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Yeah. I just graduated.
But, uh, I hated it.
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Yeah, it was all, like,
theory and machines,
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and I was on this
one-way highway,
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and I was, like, you know,
"Rest stop, please!"
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So this is a rest stop?
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Oh, yeah, but this is totally temporary.
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You know what you should do?
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You should travel.
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See the world, find
your humpback whale.
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You come see me, OK?
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Seriously, it's a slow season right now.
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Everybody's at work or school.
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Perfect time for Matt to shine.
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You take care, man.
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Don't you forget it.
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- Excuse me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Hey, don't I know you?
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I don't think so.
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No, I do. I know you from somewhere.
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Hmm...
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Oh, you went to Shermer,
didn't you?
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- I did! Oh, that must be it.
- Yes.
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- Yeah, me, too.
- Oh, weird.
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I actually think you were
in my homeroom.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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You're the really smart kid.
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Oh.
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You won the attendance award,
every year.
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- Yeah.
- It's me, Tori.
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Matt Franklin.
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I knew, I knew you from somewhere.
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Cool.
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So you... What are you up to?
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Well, uh, I went to Duke,
and I graduated, with honors.
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Ah.
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Yeah, and then I got
awarded this internship
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at Drexel Burnham, so...
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Well, I moved back.
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Oh, it's an investment bank.
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I know what it is.
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Oh, I didn't mean to...
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No, no, it's fine.
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Just, I'm in the same business, so...
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Where do you work?
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I'm at Goldman Sachs.
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Oh, that's funny, I didn't know
they had an office in Los Angeles.
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I know, that's weird, uh...
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a lot of people don't.
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I'm in Japanese takeovers.
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Oh.
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So, are you going to
Kyle Masterson's party tonight?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Oh. You should totally go.
It was pretty good last year.
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Word is, someone's gonna ride
The Ball tonight.
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Where are they?
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Weird.
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Hello?
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No. Just take it. Just...
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Just take it. There we go.
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I'll pay for it
when this jackass gets back.
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Great. Thank you.
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So maybe I'll see you tonight...
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Teri?
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Tori.
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Right, Tori. Sorry.
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Barry Nathan.
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Dude, you are not gonna believe
who was just in here. Tori Frederking.
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Bottom line it for me.
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I think she was flirting with me.
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I honestly got that vibe.
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That's highly unlikely.
Can you do better for me, boss?
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She said I should totally go
to Kyle Masterson's party tonight.
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This is it. I finally have my in.
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- I see.
- We're going to that party.
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I'm finally getting her phone number.
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Yeah. That's all you got for me?
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Oh, yeah, right. What do you know
about investment banking?
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- Nothing.
- Currencies?
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Nothing? That's unacceptable.
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You gotta bend
a bit here more, boss.
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This guy just had another baby!
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Oh, you're trying to close a sale.
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Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina,
vagina, vagina, vagina.
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Vagina.
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Good luck. We'll pick you up at five.
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Fine! No, I will!
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I'll take it
out of my own goddamn salary!
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Fine! No, thank you, it's a pleasure!
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Such a fucking pleasure!
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I'm sorry
that you had to witness that...
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Steven.
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That bastard's
not gonna budge, but, um,
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off the top of my head,
this is what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna knock three grand off.
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Your boss is standing right behind you.
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And I'm not buying
your bullshit... Barry.
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Or a sedan.
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Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.
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Fuck me.
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You know what? I gave up
college for you bastards!
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Oh, shit.
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- Start the engine!
- Oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God.
- Fuck you!
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So, um, Dad, somebody's
gonna ride The Ball tonight.
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Darling, nobody rode
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that thing when I was a kid,
and nobody's gonna ride it tonight.
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How's your dad doing, Barry?
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Well, his parole got
pushed back about six months,
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so he's pretty
upset about that.
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You know, I...
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still don't understand
why they let you go.
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Seven years of my life, Libby.
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They stole my youth.
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Well,
look at it this way, Barry.
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At least you went for it.
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You realized a goal,
you rolled up your sleeves
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and you applied yourself.
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Well, I see
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the traditional evening's
torture is in full swing.
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Matthew, we had a deal.
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You said, "Just give me
the summer to figure things out."
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Well, guess what. The summer's over.
I want to hear your plan.
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Dad, I guess my plan
is to keep working at Suncoast
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until I figure out what
I really want to do with my life.
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Why don't you just get an engineering
job until you figure it out?
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Honey, we just think
you have such potential.
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I mean, you could be anything.
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You could be an astronaut.
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Oh. Problem solved.
I'll just be an astronaut.
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Matthew,
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I didn't give a quarter
of my savings to MIT
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so you could work at the mall.
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I'll see you all in the morning.
I gotta go to work.
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Matt!
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Are you OK?
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I applied to Cambridge for my master's.
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Holy shit! You finally did it.
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- I don't want to open it.
- Why not?
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Because I'm scared, dipshit.
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Oh. Do you want me to open it?
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No! No, Matt. No! Knock it off!
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- I think you do.
- Don't.
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Wendy... You're going to England.
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I don't know. I don't know.
I don't even know if I'd go.
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Why?
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I don't know if Kyle would come or not.
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We take possession
of the condo on Tuesday.
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- His dad's put me in charge...
- Well, I mean, look, he'll visit.
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He needs to experience
a new language. Open it.
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I just applied
to see if I could get in.
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OK, Wendy, you know
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that I hate giving you
compliments, right?
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Yeah.
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I've read your short stories.
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They're amazing.
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I know.
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Open it. Open it.
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Open it.
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Fucking open it.
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- No!
- OK, OK...
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No, I'm not going to. No, not now.
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No, I just want to have fun tonight.
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Matt... don't tell
anyone. Promise.
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You can trust me.
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I'm a Goldman Sachs man.
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Good luck with that.
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OK, here we go.
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Nelson Mandela,
Purple Rain, windsurfing...
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- Windsurfing?
- Windsurfing?
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What am I doing?
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Whoa...
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I'll never get this girl.
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Hey, hey, hey...
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I don't want to hear that talk tonight.
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OK? How long do I know you?
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- Since fifth grade.
- Since fifth grade. That's right.
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You're whipping it real good now.
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Look at you. You're
the smartest guy I know.
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Your acne is all cleared up.
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- Yeah.
- Hey...
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You've had sex now.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna be with you
every step of the way.
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You're gonna do this, Matt.
And you're gonna do it well.
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You're gonna get
this broad's number.
256
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:31,279
Hey, great work today, you guys,
all right? Thank you very much.
257
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,714
Good job today.
258
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:35,115
Appreciate it.
Bien. Mucho.
259
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,710
- Hey, Kyle. Kyle!
- Hey.
260
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,220
Get these lights on.
Let's see what this looks like.
261
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:39,950
Hey, watch, I'm
gonna school this bitch.
262
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,390
Guys, get a beer. You're off the clock.
Hang out. Good job today.
263
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:46,897
Oh! Stellar! That's exactly
what I'm talking about.
264
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,454
We having a party here or what?
265
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,500
Play that fucking music, white boy.
266
00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:05,212
Oh, if I didn't have a cast on,
I would school you little bitches.
267
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:52,527
Oh, shit. I...
I can't show up in this car.
268
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,586
- Why not?
- Uh...
269
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,327
The Frederking does not roll
in a kumquat.
270
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,734
Whoa. That's my graduation
bottle from MIT.
271
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,274
Mm-hm.
272
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,741
Come on, I was saving
that for something special.
273
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,243
It's kind of special
274
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,337
that I've never drunk
this much this fast before.
275
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,414
Hey, listen,
you will get through this.
276
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:17,614
Hey! I got fired today, OK?
277
00:16:17,676 --> 00:16:19,815
Fired.
278
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:23,849
I didn't go to "screw all day
and drink all night" college,
279
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,726
like you twin bastards did.
280
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,231
Tonight, I'm catching up!
281
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,869
Take a right at these lights up here.
282
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,531
- Why?
- Take a right!
283
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:38,936
I'm sorry.
284
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,550
I'm having no part of this.
285
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:54,216
Yeah, Barry, I'm a little fuzzy
on how we're gonna get away with this.
286
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,225
I have a set of keys.
287
00:16:56,281 --> 00:16:57,885
I know all the alarm codes.
288
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,328
It's almost perfectly legitimate.
289
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,162
Almost.
290
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,902
You just honk the horn
if anyone shows up.
291
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,495
Roger that.
292
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,595
Come on.
293
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:25,519
Listen, Barry, I really don't want
to spend tonight in the LA County Jail,
294
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,080
giving some white supremacist
a crying blowjob.
295
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,650
That's not gonna happen, Matt.
296
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,560
There's no way you'd cry.
297
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:37,123
Look. Mike, the prick bastard
sales manager who fired me,
298
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:41,569
keeps the keys to the 56OSL
in his prick bastard desk.
299
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,732
Come on, come on, come on...
300
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,502
I don't know, man.
301
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,409
What? We're gonna bring it back later.
Nobody's gonna know the difference. OK?
302
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,347
I don't know. What if someone sees us?
I think there might be security cameras.
303
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:56,580
Matt, stop thinking. OK?
Tonight, we're just doing.
304
00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:00,147
- Shut off the alarm.
- No problem.
305
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:15,070
Fuck!
306
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:18,040
They changed the alarm codes, man.
Those bastards didn't trust me.
307
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,407
I wonder why?
308
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,684
Oh, my God. Holy fuck. This is great!
309
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:35,882
Ah...
310
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,430
You pussy! Get back in the game!
311
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,560
Come on!
312
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,204
Oh, God!
313
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,185
Top down! Top down!
314
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,916
What the hell is he doing?
315
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,922
Woo!
316
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:20,995
Test drive?
317
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,608
- What the fuck? Holy shit!
- Woo!
318
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,516
- Stole a car!
- Holy shit.
319
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,112
- We stole a car!
- Barry, holy fucking shit.
320
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,521
- Woo!
- Unbelievable.
321
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,488
Woo!
322
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,998
I've never driven a 56OSL before, Matt.
323
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,096
They never let me.
324
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:58,301
Uh, man...
Maybe you should take it back.
325
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:02,038
No. You need this car tonight, Matt.
326
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,977
You need this car tonight!
327
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,515
- Woo-hoo-hoo!
- Woo!
328
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,547
Oh, my God.
329
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:48,518
Think your prick bastard boss
keeps a comb in here?
330
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:53,885
Holy...
331
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,564
Are you stupid?
332
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,797
What is that finger thing?
333
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,036
I don't know.
334
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,815
Tastes like aspirin.
335
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,645
My tongue is numb.
336
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,842
Holy shit, Barry,
that was awesome!
337
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,444
- Fantastic.
- Oh, my God.
338
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,289
- Huh?
- My God!
339
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,333
- Sunshine!
- Hammer pants!
340
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,436
Hey. How's it goin', out-points?
341
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:39,840
Hey, did you two manage
to fuck each other yet?
342
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,005
- What?
- What?
343
00:21:42,067 --> 00:21:45,048
Oh, shit! Matt! Matt Franklin!
344
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,084
And, uh... your buddy you're
always hanging out with.
345
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,949
What's up? You never make
these things, man!
346
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,817
So that's The Ball.
347
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,483
In person, live, via satellite!
348
00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,856
You know, it's not "via" anything.
349
00:21:56,915 --> 00:21:58,360
- it's right here.
- Yeah, you get the point.
350
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,055
I don't think he knows
what "via" means.
351
00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:01,358
- Fuck you. Drop it. Right now.
- Or "satellite."
352
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,160
I hate you.
353
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,494
Wendy, get up here.
354
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:04,625
- Come on, baby.
- Oh...
355
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,431
Get your hot ass up here
and give me a kiss.
356
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,334
- Be careful.
- It's amazing.
357
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:10,805
- Hi.
- Hi.
358
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,933
Oh, sorry.
359
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,604
- ...totally bogus.
- OK, Matt. Share with everybody.
360
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:17,203
- Nothing.
- Go ahead. What?
361
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,509
What were you saying?
362
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,174
This looks suicidal, man.
363
00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:21,581
Come on. You just don't like it
364
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,745
because The Ball represents balls,
which you don't have.
365
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,186
Kyle...
366
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:28,053
Oh, is this one
of those met-o-phors?
367
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:31,492
- Matt...
- Wendy, no, I got this one.
368
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,552
Yeah. Yeah, that's a metaphor.
369
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:38,294
So The Ball, is... balls.
370
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,098
Yeah!
371
00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:42,269
Good one.
372
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,632
- This is wrong.
- That is a metaphor.
373
00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:47,699
I totally got him.
374
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:19,275
Oh, my God!
Exclamation point!
375
00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:23,575
Graham Franklin!
376
00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:26,047
Do not go anywhere!
377
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,324
Nice shades, asshole!
378
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:41,426
Well, no sign of The Frederking.
379
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:43,090
Yeah.
380
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,897
Man, I feel like
I'm in tenth grade again.
381
00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,732
I'm gonna put these on ice.
382
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,374
Hey, Franklin!
383
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,706
- Down here, Han Solo.
- Aah! Fuck!
384
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,745
Carlos?
What happened to you?
385
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,610
Sixty-seven times 365.
386
00:23:57,669 --> 00:23:59,410
- You're in a wheelchair.
- Answer.
387
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,917
Twenty-four thousand, four-hundred
and fifty-five. What's up?
388
00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:04,180
I've been really lazy.
No, I'm just kidding.
389
00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,051
I got hit by a drunk driver
right after graduation.
390
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,613
But don't cry for me, Argentina.
391
00:24:07,679 --> 00:24:10,387
It's not so bad.
I get better parking, tons of pussy.
392
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,726
I mean, I have stronger opinions
about hills now, but whatever.
393
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,594
So what have you been doing?
Building jet packs?
394
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,895
Uh, no, I work at Goldman Sachs.
395
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,458
No you don't. No way you work there.
396
00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:22,164
No, I do. I work in Asian takeovers.
397
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:25,333
That's funny,
'cause you know where I work?
398
00:24:25,397 --> 00:24:27,104
Goldman fucking Sachs.
You don't work there.
399
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:28,667
You work at Goldman Sachs?
400
00:24:28,733 --> 00:24:30,508
You bet your legs I do.
401
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,674
Think I'm gonna let
this shit hold me back?
402
00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,580
You don't need to walk
to speculate currencies.
403
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:38,177
I said, you don't need to walk
to speculate currencies!
404
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:41,417
I'm doing what I want.
I'm following my dream. Eat it.
405
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,959
I thought you wanted to play baseball.
406
00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,516
Fuck you, Franklin.
407
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,029
Uh... Look, do you know Tori Frederking?
408
00:24:47,085 --> 00:24:48,587
Yeah, I know her.
409
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,064
Well, if you see her,
could you show her this,
410
00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:52,624
and tell her I work at Goldman Sachs?
411
00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:55,228
Wow, that's pathetic, dude.
412
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:57,432
Probably not gonna work, either.
We don't have an LA office.
413
00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,204
Everybody knows that
who has half a sack. Spelled with a K.
414
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:02,245
Well, just, you know, don't rat me out.
415
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:04,837
Yeah, I'll think about it.
If I'm not getting laid.
416
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:06,541
When I'm getting laid,
I don't think about much else.
417
00:25:06,605 --> 00:25:09,176
Anyway, I'm kind of getting
bummed out, talking to you.
418
00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,653
What do you do, anyway?
Thought you went to MIT.
419
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:13,781
I work at Suncoast Video.
420
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:16,052
Wow.
421
00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:19,357
Congratulations?
Mom and dad must be psyched.
422
00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:22,887
I'm gonna get outta here.
Check this out. Moonwalk.
423
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:26,197
Could you guys move?
I'm trying to fucking party here.
424
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:29,603
And it's Kyle's crazy grandma
standing there,
425
00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,197
and she says... Listen to this.
426
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:34,540
"l can't tell if you're
fucking or drowning,
427
00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:36,636
but neither one is
letting me get any sleep!"
428
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:40,244
So embarrassing!
429
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:44,117
And so next day,
my dad pulls me aside,
430
00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:46,781
and he offers to help with
the down payment on the condo.
431
00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,654
Yeah. So, you know,
432
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:50,954
I guess we screwed
ourselves into the market.
433
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,991
- it's... But it's true.
- Literally.
434
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,229
- Hey.
- Hi.
435
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,364
Yeah. Anyway, so we're moving in
on Tuesday, and...
436
00:26:03,428 --> 00:26:05,305
But it's great,
'cause the place has a hot tub,
437
00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:07,343
- and it has a great kitchen...
- Oh, it's beautiful.
438
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:10,141
It's all black ivory...
439
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,818
Hi. I can't handle this right now.
440
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:26,226
I want to do some of the coke.
441
00:26:26,284 --> 00:26:27,957
What do you mean
you can't handle this?
442
00:26:28,019 --> 00:26:30,863
- I want to do the coke.
- No, what can't you handle?
443
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,230
Not doing the coke.
444
00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,964
OK, Barry, we're not cocaine people.
445
00:26:35,026 --> 00:26:36,801
A, my dad's a cop.
446
00:26:36,861 --> 00:26:39,341
B, I'm defining my gray area,
447
00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:42,105
which I'm pretty sure
doesn't include hard narcotics.
448
00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:44,147
- Give me the bag.
- No.
449
00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:45,613
Give me the bag
or you don't get the car keys.
450
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:52,883
All right, just take it easy, Scarf ace.
451
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,924
This one here is an alarm...
452
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:37,925
Tori Frederking?
453
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,400
Rick Herrington!
454
00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:41,698
- Oh, my God!
- How are you?
455
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,172
I am so good! Wow!
456
00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,505
You look... Oh!
457
00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:49,568
Wow, good, good.
458
00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:52,547
- Hey!
- Hey! How are you?
459
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,084
- Richard, Rick.
- What's up, man?
460
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,118
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
461
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:57,152
How are you?
462
00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:58,983
Good, you know,
we're just packing up.
463
00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:00,819
We're moving in together
next week, so...
464
00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,756
- Oh, wow.
- We got a condo.
465
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,054
Baby, tell 'em the story.
466
00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,685
We're here Fourth of July.
467
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,593
You know, my family always
has the big party here,
468
00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:09,427
and, uh, the house is packed
with relatives,
469
00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,489
and so there's no place for us to...
470
00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,194
- I know.
- You know.
471
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:15,431
So we come down to the pool,
472
00:28:15,493 --> 00:28:16,836
where it's always kind of quiet, right?
473
00:28:16,895 --> 00:28:19,375
And we're, you know,
getting into it before long,
474
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:21,672
- water splashing, I'm...
- So embarrassing.
475
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:24,873
Out of nowhere, a floatation ring
hits me in the head.
476
00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:27,177
And I'm, like, mid-pump.
I was like, "What?"
477
00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:31,983
And I look, and it's my crazy
grandmother, and she says to me,
478
00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,990
"l can't tell if you're
fucking or drowning,
479
00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:37,390
but neither one
is letting us get any sleep."
480
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,759
Next day, Dad pulls us aside
481
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:41,525
and offers to help with
the down payment on the condo.
482
00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:45,329
Yeah, so I guess we screwed
ourselves into the market.
483
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,961
Oh!
484
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:54,237
That was good.
485
00:28:54,599 --> 00:28:57,170
Hey, Matt, you remember Tori.
486
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,442
- Whoa! Yes! Weird.
- Hi.
487
00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:02,280
How's it going? Mark?
488
00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:05,082
Oh, very funny.
489
00:29:05,143 --> 00:29:06,247
It's Matt...
490
00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:11,285
is my name.
491
00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:16,862
So... High school again, huh?
492
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,400
Freaky deaky.
493
00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:23,904
- How's that?
- How...?
494
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,841
Wow, this breeze is great.
495
00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:34,475
It's like... windsurfing weather.
You know?
496
00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:38,646
I'll tell you, I'd love to be
out on my board tonight.
497
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:41,486
- You're into windsurfing?
- Mm. Hell yeah.
498
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:44,220
Oh, yeah, big time. You?
499
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,522
No, I'm not.
500
00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:48,530
Really?
501
00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:50,293
No.
502
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,932
Yeah, no, well, 'cause... wind?
503
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,602
Fuck that.
504
00:29:58,763 --> 00:30:00,868
Um, I should probably
go check to make sure
505
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:03,105
we're not running
out of soda inside.
506
00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,511
So I'll see you guys later.
507
00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:05,513
I'll come with you.
508
00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:06,776
- All right.
- Rick, good seeing you.
509
00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:08,818
See you.
510
00:30:11,075 --> 00:30:14,887
- You know, it's funny...
- Hey, you ever find yourself in Paris?
511
00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:16,857
Uh... Yeah, actually.
512
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,758
Yeah? There's a...
513
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,764
a lovely bistro right around
the corner from the Sorbonne
514
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,528
- called The Entrepôt.
- Oh...
515
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,069
Its chèvre chaud is impeccable.
516
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:30,402
- When were you there?
- I got back three...
517
00:30:31,062 --> 00:30:33,303
You are doing cocaine.
518
00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:36,470
OK...
519
00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,070
Oh, my God.
520
00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:42,684
Looks so easy in the movies.
521
00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,150
Let's do this.
522
00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:46,314
You're gonna do this.
523
00:30:46,377 --> 00:30:49,290
OK? You get off a banana boat?
524
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,022
Nostrils ready. We're doing this.
525
00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:54,222
OK.
526
00:30:57,555 --> 00:30:59,660
OK.
527
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,214
Nice.
528
00:31:19,944 --> 00:31:22,925
Great. I get stuck with a bag of shit.
529
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,170
Blammo.
530
00:31:36,694 --> 00:31:38,731
Woo!
531
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,239
Ooh!
532
00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:10,730
Hey! You're hot!
533
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:15,444
I'm growling at you!
534
00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,878
Did you hear me? I was
growling at you like a lion!
535
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,041
A lion in the jungle!
536
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,378
I'm Barry!
537
00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:26,087
Confirmation.
Yeah, you're hot!
538
00:32:26,144 --> 00:32:29,648
- What?
- Hello!
539
00:32:29,714 --> 00:32:34,254
Uh! Red sash,
shoulder pads, zipper!
540
00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,299
You're tall!
541
00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:39,096
But I can still hear you!
542
00:32:39,157 --> 00:32:41,967
Whoa! You're gonna hurt
somebody, man!
543
00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:44,131
You're gonna take
someone's eye out!
544
00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:45,902
That guy's my boyfriend.
545
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,807
Hope he screws better
than he dances, huh?
546
00:32:47,865 --> 00:32:51,403
Wait a minute. Oh, shit,
he's about to do the splits!
547
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:54,348
I can see it in his eyes!
There he goes!
548
00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:56,908
He's got no testes left!
549
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,353
He's got no testes left! Come on!
550
00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:01,412
Who's got a watermelon?
551
00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,083
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
552
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,854
Yo. Go find your own date, boy!
553
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:07,692
Oh, oh, oh,
I got my own date, boy!
554
00:33:07,752 --> 00:33:09,698
I think that you
used to know her. What!
555
00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,741
Yeah, what's up?
You wanna dance? Let's go.
556
00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:21,572
Let's see what you got, boy!
557
00:33:23,034 --> 00:33:26,174
Oh, yeah.
558
00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:31,614
Take a good look around you.
559
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,748
Everything changes,
but nothing "changes."
560
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:36,450
Yeah, I hear you, Broder.
561
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:38,289
Honestly...
562
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:41,387
So anyway, I've been getting
into this whole wine thing lately.
563
00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:44,661
Tasting it and talking
about it...
564
00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:47,225
We should go down
on my dad's boat
565
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:48,634
and do a little sampling.
566
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:51,230
Oh, hey!
567
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,069
There you are!
568
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:56,078
Matt? Hello?
569
00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:59,206
Weren't you gonna
show me that thing?
570
00:33:59,270 --> 00:34:01,614
- Right, the... waterfall.
- Yes!
571
00:34:01,672 --> 00:34:03,674
You see it on the other side
of the patio. I'll show you now.
572
00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:05,516
- I love waterfalls.
- Oh, great.
573
00:34:05,576 --> 00:34:07,681
OK, I will just be back in a bit.
574
00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:13,819
- How do you like that?
- That was awesome.
575
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:15,387
- It was really good.
- Yeah.
576
00:34:15,453 --> 00:34:17,228
- I've got goose bumps.
- I know.
577
00:34:17,288 --> 00:34:18,961
- I love your sweater.
- Thanks.
578
00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:21,968
So...
579
00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:26,268
Those waterfalls,
I was... you know.
580
00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,900
There's no waterfalls.
581
00:34:27,965 --> 00:34:29,774
I know.
582
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:32,440
Right.
583
00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:34,346
Have you seen Niagara?
584
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,612
No, I haven't. Have you?
585
00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:39,751
No.
586
00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:43,455
Hey, Tori, uh...
587
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,956
- You...
- Hey! Everybody!
588
00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:52,490
Barry Nathan and Tyler Cummings
are having a dance-off!
589
00:34:52,557 --> 00:34:54,332
Yeah!
590
00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,969
Cool.
591
00:34:57,028 --> 00:34:59,235
But I am,
my ridiculously dressed friend.
592
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:02,278
I am in downtown Tokyo.
I am the samurai dance master,
593
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:04,711
and I'm gonna dance your
demi-plié-ing ass into the ground!
594
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:06,442
Yo, DJ! Hit it!
595
00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:09,144
- Yeah!
596
00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,231
Wow. He's amazing.
597
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,201
Woo!
598
00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:36,337
Whoa! Yeah! Woo-hoo!
599
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,141
That's all you got?
600
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:57,591
Watch out!
601
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,106
Woo! Yeah!
602
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:13,905
Yeah!
603
00:36:20,244 --> 00:36:21,052
Boo!
604
00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:30,724
Hey, you had enough?
You had enough?
605
00:36:34,091 --> 00:36:36,230
Oh...
606
00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:37,898
Fuckin' A, Barry.
607
00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:40,101
I got you, bitch!
608
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,838
Barry... Come on!
609
00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:46,972
Stop, stop, stop!
Broder, come on.
610
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,517
- OK. Cool, cool.
- Chill out. All right?
611
00:36:49,907 --> 00:36:53,354
I can take the punches.
Let's see you, boy!
612
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:56,392
Come on, you guys. Come on,
you guys, we are adults!
613
00:36:56,447 --> 00:36:59,690
All right, fine, fine, fine! It's over.
614
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:02,026
Don't do it again, white boy. Here.
615
00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:04,498
Goddamn it, Barry.
616
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:11,999
Are you OK?
617
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,940
Oh, my God, she's choking!
Somebody help her!
618
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,040
I got her! I got you!
619
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,980
Breathe! Breathe!
620
00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:23,075
- Get off her, you freak!
- Back off!
621
00:37:23,140 --> 00:37:25,211
You're gonna pull through!
Come on, breathe!
622
00:37:25,276 --> 00:37:27,017
What are you doing?
623
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,785
I'm giving you the Heimlich.
624
00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:31,554
I wasn't choking! She was!
625
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,334
Is she all right?
626
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:45,600
I'm such a jackass, I'm sorry.
627
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,203
I suck at this! I'm... I'm...
628
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:52,646
I don't... What am I doing?
I'm sorry. You're awesome.
629
00:37:52,703 --> 00:37:54,307
I'm, like, trying so hard
630
00:37:54,372 --> 00:37:56,648
and I... it's... Here's the thing.
631
00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:58,687
You were my high school
crush, by the way,
632
00:37:58,743 --> 00:38:01,656
and I just physically assaulted you
in front of a bunch of people.
633
00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,020
I just hit rock-bottom, so...
634
00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:06,027
- Don't mind me.
- Really?
635
00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:08,461
Oh, yeah. I don't see how
it could get any worse.
636
00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:11,432
Nope. Got it.
I could ask you to dance
637
00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:13,662
and chuck my drink in your face
638
00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,328
and twirl you
into the fucking wall.
639
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,940
I'll do it.
640
00:38:17,995 --> 00:38:19,440
I'm sorry. I was...
641
00:38:21,699 --> 00:38:23,440
Oh, I love this song.
642
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,241
I love this song.
643
00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:34,085
Do you want to...
Do you want to dance?
644
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,648
- Sure.
- Are you insured?
645
00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:41,056
I will dance with you
if you promise no twirling.
646
00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:43,564
Right. I promise. I'll go slow.
647
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,816
I was wondering if
I could get your phone...
648
00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,586
What?
649
00:39:11,882 --> 00:39:14,021
I was wondering if I could...
650
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:17,498
I could, uh... could...
651
00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:20,468
I could always tell
in high school, um,
652
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:21,935
that you were gonna
land on your feet.
653
00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:29,539
Ladies and gentlemen,
if I can get your attention, please.
654
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,879
OK. Really? All right. Um...
655
00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:35,940
First of all, I want to say
thank you to everybody
656
00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:39,453
for chilling with me
at my very last Labor Day party!
657
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,086
Yeah. You know, a lot of things
have changed, it seems like,
658
00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:46,992
since we graduated.
Trevor, talking to you.
659
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,122
What's up with that
fucking earring, dude?
660
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,658
We are changing, and we're moving on.
661
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,294
We're going our separate ways.
662
00:39:55,359 --> 00:40:00,365
And... some of us are going
our separate ways together.
663
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:03,002
You all know Wendy.
Wendy Franklin, here.
664
00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,013
- Honey, get on up here.
- What are you doing?
665
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,275
What is he doing?
666
00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:11,910
Um...
667
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:14,923
I think that she is
one hell of a chick...
668
00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:20,458
because she turned a lump
of coal like me into a diamond.
669
00:40:20,518 --> 00:40:21,895
Aw...
670
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,558
From all the pressure
she put me under. Oh!
671
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,902
Oh, wait, there's
something in my pocket.
672
00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:34,305
Oh, my God.
673
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,174
Oh, my God.
674
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:40,045
Wendy, will you many me?
675
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:43,347
Oh...
676
00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:49,452
- No!
- Hell, yeah!
677
00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:55,964
Yes! Yes, I will.
678
00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:23,821
Oh, man, come on!
679
00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:32,762
Shit!
680
00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:56,654
- Hey.
- Hey... Hey.
681
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:58,455
Look, I know everyone's
making fun of you,
682
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,120
but... I just wanted to say,
683
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:01,720
I really love what you did
out there tonight.
684
00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:03,492
Who's making fun of me?
685
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:04,726
Don't worry about it.
686
00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:08,463
Your dance was cool.
It was, like... anti-dancing.
687
00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:14,909
It's like a big "screw you"
to all them conformist assholes.
688
00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:16,638
I'm glad you liked it.
689
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,737
You didn't give a shit
about any of their shit.
690
00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:21,248
You know?
691
00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:22,978
Did you want to get naked?
692
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,317
Wow. That was fast.
693
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,983
Even for me,
and I get naked all the time.
694
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,389
Yeah.
695
00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:35,289
Come find me later.
696
00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:47,539
Hey.
697
00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:49,600
Could I talk to you for a sec?
698
00:42:52,469 --> 00:42:53,948
I don't want to say this,
but I really feel...
699
00:42:54,004 --> 00:42:55,847
- Then don't. Don't.
- Don't many him.
700
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,648
- Oh, Christ.
- The two of you...
701
00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:01,690
it's like, you don't fit.
I don't think he can make you happy.
702
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:04,692
Well, I already am happy, so
you're wrong, so leave me alone.
703
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,785
Then why won't you open
that envelope from Cambridge?
704
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:08,921
Because I hate rejection, Matt.
705
00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:10,260
No, come on, you know you got in.
706
00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:12,528
And you know he doesn't want you to go.
He's already holding you back.
707
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:15,434
Kyle would support any decision that I
wanted to make as long as I was happy.
708
00:43:15,492 --> 00:43:17,403
OK, then why didn't
you tell him you applied?
709
00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:19,270
I mean, he's gonna be
your husband, right?
710
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,139
Aren't you supposed to be honest
with him about everything?
711
00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:24,042
You're lecturing me
about honesty, Mr. Goldman Sachs?
712
00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,707
Only reason you're saying all
this stuff is 'cause you're jealous.
713
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:28,511
You're jealous that I have
a life and you don't.
714
00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:29,607
You're not gonna have a life.
715
00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:31,710
You're just gonna play
a supporting role in Kyle's life.
716
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:33,982
That's why you said yes, right? So
it'll all be wrapped up in a little bow?
717
00:43:34,044 --> 00:43:35,455
Wendy, marriage is
a big life decision.
718
00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:39,050
Big life decisions? At least
I'm making some, asshole!
719
00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:40,993
You're so scared,
you can't choose anything!
720
00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:42,928
Not a girl, not a job, anything!
721
00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:46,332
And you're just gonna sit there in
your little smarty-pants fantasy bubble,
722
00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:49,564
dreaming about Tori Frederking,
when you know that she's unobtainable!
723
00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:50,833
That's not true.
724
00:43:50,894 --> 00:43:52,373
You can't get her
and you know it.
725
00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:54,306
So there's really
no risk at all, is there?
726
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:56,606
It's bullshit, Matt,
and you know it.
727
00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:00,678
I was wrong.
728
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,546
You're gonna look great in an apron.
729
00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:27,701
Ta-da! So you know how
I've always been into fashion?
730
00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:30,041
- Yes.
- Well, I am moving to New York.
731
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:33,479
Doesn't that so blow your mind?
732
00:44:33,537 --> 00:44:34,709
- Totally.
- Yeah.
733
00:44:34,772 --> 00:44:36,683
Let's go over
the hill to the Drexel party.
734
00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:38,549
Why are we still hanging out
with a bunch of slobs?
735
00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:40,555
Some of us weren't
offered full-time positions.
736
00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,488
I have some serious
networking to do.
737
00:44:42,546 --> 00:44:44,719
This is so totally not me. OK...
738
00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:47,262
I totally think we could
work something out.
739
00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:48,489
Just for tonight.
740
00:44:49,286 --> 00:44:50,321
- Shelly?
- Yeah?
741
00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:51,730
I gotta go.
742
00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:55,494
I totally don't know
what I'm talking about.
743
00:45:13,143 --> 00:45:14,850
Is that your car?
744
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,355
What? Oh...
745
00:45:17,414 --> 00:45:19,291
Wow, that is so cherry.
746
00:45:19,349 --> 00:45:21,420
You already make enough money
for a car like this?
747
00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:23,590
Well, you know...
748
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:25,759
Nobody stopped me
when I drove it off the lot.
749
00:45:26,490 --> 00:45:29,471
Matt! Matt! OW!
750
00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:32,268
Matt! Matt!
751
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:34,932
This is Barry...
752
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:36,409
Oh.
753
00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:38,913
The dancer.
754
00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:43,785
So are you guys going
to that party in Beverly Hills?
755
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:45,582
Uh, yeah, or...
756
00:45:45,642 --> 00:45:48,418
We were thinking about it.
757
00:45:48,479 --> 00:45:49,958
- You?
- Yeah.
758
00:45:51,949 --> 00:45:54,327
Where is that party again?
759
00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:56,159
You know what?
I know the way,
760
00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:59,099
so I should just...
ride with you.
761
00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:01,227
- What?
- Oh, my God, you slut.
762
00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:05,397
"Oh, my God, you slut."
763
00:46:05,462 --> 00:46:06,964
Look, you gotta ride
with her friends.
764
00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:09,032
Really? OK.
765
00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:11,478
Are you smoking now?
766
00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:14,677
When it rains, it pours.
767
00:46:14,738 --> 00:46:17,742
Am I right, brother?
768
00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:19,344
Come on. Punch it up.
769
00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:20,479
- Punch.
- What are you...?
770
00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:22,148
And squeeze real tight.
771
00:46:22,212 --> 00:46:24,123
And then the finger comes up. Bam!
772
00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:26,161
- And then you go like this...
- Get off of me.
773
00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:33,400
Hey, hey, hey. I guess
I'm riding with you guys.
774
00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:36,267
Uh... I don't know.
775
00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:37,999
I have cocaine on me.
776
00:46:39,696 --> 00:46:41,073
Can I ride in the back
with you, Barry?
777
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:43,338
Yeah. Sweet night.
778
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,803
Well, this'll be fun.
779
00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:49,339
It'll be all bankers at this party,
so we will know a ton of people.
780
00:46:49,406 --> 00:46:52,785
Oh... Great.
781
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,817
it's a great night for this, huh?
782
00:47:26,877 --> 00:47:28,823
Yeah.
783
00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:35,452
So this party is at my boss,
Pete Bering's house.
784
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,898
Unfortunately, he's a bit of a pew.
785
00:47:38,956 --> 00:47:42,165
Swear to God, the only reason I got
offered a full-time position at Drexel
786
00:47:42,226 --> 00:47:44,672
is 'cause he wants to see my boobs.
787
00:47:44,728 --> 00:47:46,867
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
788
00:47:46,930 --> 00:47:48,409
What about your friends' boobs?
789
00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:50,069
Well, he's already seen them.
790
00:47:50,133 --> 00:47:52,238
- Really? Wow.
- Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
791
00:47:52,302 --> 00:47:53,940
You see, that's the problem.
792
00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:56,780
Boob power recedes,
once revealed.
793
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:00,811
He hasn't, and won't see mine,
so... I retain the boob power.
794
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,051
Eye contact, Matt.
795
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:08,325
You know, we always know
when you guys look.
796
00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:09,693
Not always.
797
00:48:09,753 --> 00:48:11,426
No, we do. It's true.
798
00:48:11,488 --> 00:48:14,264
Go ahead. Give it a shot.
I'll look away.
799
00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:16,499
OK.
800
00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:21,542
- Now.
- Wow... Whoa.
801
00:48:21,598 --> 00:48:23,100
That was...
That was good.
802
00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,474
Pretty good?
803
00:48:25,969 --> 00:48:27,971
- Now.
- Wow.
804
00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:30,040
That's crazy. I don't know.
Maybe... I think...
805
00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:31,518
Maybe like you're
just getting lucky.
806
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,612
Oh, really?
Try it again, big shot.
807
00:48:33,677 --> 00:48:35,156
OK.
808
00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:38,585
- Now.
- Wow, that is a gift.
809
00:48:39,383 --> 00:48:41,056
That's unbelievable.
810
00:48:42,152 --> 00:48:43,859
Best of seven?
811
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,719
Hey.
812
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,123
Holy shit, did you see that car?
813
00:49:36,907 --> 00:49:38,250
Hey!
814
00:49:38,308 --> 00:49:41,016
- There they are.
- How are you guys?
815
00:49:48,552 --> 00:49:49,758
It'll cause the stock to rally.
816
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,731
But I'm worried about them
sustaining these margins.
817
00:49:51,788 --> 00:49:53,233
The rumors about this
Russian oil field...
818
00:49:53,290 --> 00:49:54,997
it's going to happen
because it's got momentum.
819
00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:56,935
But you can't put momentum
on a balance sheet.
820
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,803
I mean, their numbers
are embarrassing.
821
00:49:58,862 --> 00:50:01,035
That's irrelevant. We'll float
some junk and then they can buy
822
00:50:01,098 --> 00:50:04,272
a company with a balance sheet
that's not absolute shit.
823
00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:06,871
Walter, you're not drinking.
I warned you about that.
824
00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:09,042
Excuse me.
Hello, Tori.
825
00:50:09,106 --> 00:50:11,677
- Hey, Mr. Bering.
- Hey, it's Pete. Please.
826
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:14,416
I was really hoping you'd come.
Walk with me.
827
00:50:14,478 --> 00:50:15,718
Excuse me.
828
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,985
- I think Beth's here.
- Didn't notice.
829
00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:21,996
Listen, Tori, I was hoping
to get your opinion
830
00:50:22,052 --> 00:50:25,795
on the actualities
of that Baltic sterling nonsense.
831
00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,025
Would you mind coming upstairs,
832
00:50:28,091 --> 00:50:31,038
take a look at that report,
decode it for me?
833
00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:33,574
It's Pete, right?
834
00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:34,836
Pete Bering.
835
00:50:34,898 --> 00:50:37,310
Matt Franklin.
836
00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:40,041
- Good to see you again.
- I'm sorry, have we met?
837
00:50:40,103 --> 00:50:42,947
Have we met?
838
00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:52,050
- Oh...
- Matt's over at Goldman Sachs.
839
00:50:52,115 --> 00:50:54,095
Guilty as charged.
840
00:50:54,151 --> 00:50:57,325
So, Matt... Who do you
work under over there?
841
00:50:57,387 --> 00:50:59,765
Oh, well, I'm not at liberty to say.
842
00:50:59,823 --> 00:51:01,063
Why not?
843
00:51:01,124 --> 00:51:03,104
Well, we pride ourselves
as being a very discreet firm,
844
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,731
so our policy is
don't discuss business.
845
00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:08,970
Really? Matt doesn't seem like
a Goldman Sachs man to me, Tori.
846
00:51:09,032 --> 00:51:11,444
Most of those blowhards
can't shut up about work.
847
00:51:12,969 --> 00:51:14,505
No, seriously, Matt. Tell me.
848
00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:16,414
Tell me the department,
let me do the math.
849
00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:17,781
I know a lot of people over there.
850
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:21,185
- What department?
- Yeah, Matt.
851
00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:24,123
What do you... do?
852
00:51:27,617 --> 00:51:29,153
Excuse me.
853
00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:32,393
Do you guys know yen? I mean...
854
00:51:34,391 --> 00:51:36,393
Say yen gets, uh...
855
00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:41,472
transferred from...
Mr. Nariata's bank...
856
00:51:41,998 --> 00:51:45,639
in Tokyo, on a Monday,
and it lands in Rome.
857
00:51:46,870 --> 00:51:50,249
So what's .467 times 32?
858
00:51:50,307 --> 00:51:53,652
149.5... Lire. Right?
859
00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:56,623
Wham. Mr. Roma takes that, flips
it over to Mr. Queen Elizabeth.
860
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,718
So what's 149.5 divided by 22.3?
861
00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:02,662
Six pounds British sterling
and 78 pence, right?
862
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:06,223
Wham, he takes it, flips it over
to Mr. USA Today before opening bell,
863
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:10,601
so what's 6.78 divided by 1.68?
It's 3.99 big, bad greenbacks,
864
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:12,196
and guess who Mr. Yankee
Doodle Dandy wires it to
865
00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:14,208
over the international date line?
Mr. Nariata.
866
00:52:14,264 --> 00:52:17,734
How much is that yen worth now?
1.01 2, 1.2 percent more in one day.
867
00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:21,874
1.2 percent times 365 days?
I'll do the math, but...
868
00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:23,679
it's a lot of fucking blowfish.
869
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,718
So that's what I do, Pete.
870
00:52:28,044 --> 00:52:30,354
Currencies, Franklin?
871
00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:35,223
- Yeah, Carlos.
- You two in the same division?
872
00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:39,129
Franklin? Matt?
873
00:52:41,591 --> 00:52:42,626
Um...
874
00:52:42,692 --> 00:52:45,673
I'm just fucking with you.
Yeah, Matt's a star, man.
875
00:52:45,729 --> 00:52:47,106
It's like having
Rain Man on the floor.
876
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,837
Except you can touch him and shit.
877
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,813
In fact, he just got promoted.
878
00:52:51,868 --> 00:52:54,781
That's right.
I didn't want to say anything.
879
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,476
Guy above me got fired.
880
00:52:56,540 --> 00:52:59,350
Some girl asked him for a raise,
and he asked for a hand job.
881
00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:00,319
Oh.
882
00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:01,549
I guess he's the one
who got the raise, huh?
883
00:53:04,614 --> 00:53:05,957
Sounds like my kind of guy.
884
00:53:07,551 --> 00:53:08,996
She took him for about eight mil.
885
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,521
Oh.
886
00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:14,967
Supreme Court takes sexual harassment
very, very seriously these days.
887
00:53:16,226 --> 00:53:17,432
It's about time, huh?
888
00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:21,733
Yes. Yes, it is about time.
889
00:53:21,798 --> 00:53:24,335
About time. About time.
890
00:53:24,401 --> 00:53:26,108
Well, great meeting you, Matt.
891
00:53:26,169 --> 00:53:28,843
I have to go make the rounds.
892
00:53:28,905 --> 00:53:30,350
You guys have fun.
893
00:53:32,475 --> 00:53:35,149
Holy shit, that was amazing.
894
00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:02,315
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
895
00:54:02,372 --> 00:54:05,182
Just be cool. Sexy redhead.
896
00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:10,923
Trish Anderson.
897
00:54:10,981 --> 00:54:14,656
Barry Nathan. Barry Nathan.
898
00:54:16,152 --> 00:54:17,460
Is it snowing?
899
00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:22,799
I think it's like... I think
it's like 65 degrees outside.
900
00:54:22,859 --> 00:54:24,736
No, I mean, are you holding?
901
00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:29,166
Oh, I...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
902
00:54:29,232 --> 00:54:30,643
Do you want to have a little fun?
903
00:54:32,168 --> 00:54:33,579
Yes, I do.
904
00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:34,911
Come with me.
905
00:54:34,971 --> 00:54:37,281
Really? Oh, my God.
906
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,457
Oh, my God!
907
00:54:45,515 --> 00:54:47,756
Oops, I did yours.
908
00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:50,259
It's like
a tractor beam in there.
909
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,459
Jesus Christ, man! Hi.
910
00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:54,832
Actually, it's my friend, Frances.
It's OK, though, isn't it?
911
00:54:57,894 --> 00:54:59,965
OK, all right,
come on in here, man.
912
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,537
You want any, Future Man?
913
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,773
Come a little closer,
Barry Nathan.
914
00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:16,190
Beverly Hills.
915
00:55:28,425 --> 00:55:31,463
Hey, Frances... Do me a favor.
916
00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:34,134
Just take yours to go, OK, pal?
917
00:55:34,197 --> 00:55:36,404
Just go and
get the hell outta here.
918
00:55:36,466 --> 00:55:38,412
He doesn't want any of that.
919
00:55:38,468 --> 00:55:40,470
- He doesn't?
- Uh-uh.
920
00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:42,517
What the hell does Frances want?
921
00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:44,210
He wants to watch.
922
00:55:47,143 --> 00:55:48,554
I don't...
923
00:55:48,611 --> 00:55:51,524
He won't bother us.
Just let him watch.
924
00:55:51,581 --> 00:55:54,061
OK... Who is this Frances person?
925
00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:55,994
It's non-negotiable.
926
00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:08,334
I'm going to try this.
927
00:56:08,398 --> 00:56:09,399
Good.
928
00:56:13,536 --> 00:56:14,947
What do you think
this house cost them?
929
00:56:15,004 --> 00:56:18,679
Uh... Drug habit, kids in therapy.
930
00:56:18,742 --> 00:56:19,880
But hey, look at the view.
931
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:23,721
But you like it, right?
932
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,491
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
933
00:56:27,550 --> 00:56:30,656
Drexel's great.
It's a real opportunity for me.
934
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,564
I'll get stock options, great benefits.
935
00:56:33,623 --> 00:56:36,069
You know, it's really a wonderful...
936
00:56:38,094 --> 00:56:39,266
What?
937
00:56:41,464 --> 00:56:43,068
I hate it.
938
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:47,014
I hate my job.
939
00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:52,045
Wow, I... I've never
said that out loud before.
940
00:56:52,108 --> 00:56:53,985
But I do, I hate it. I...
941
00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:57,518
I do. I hate all of this.
942
00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:58,524
- Really?
- Hate it.
943
00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:00,754
- Gotcha.
- Crazy, right?
944
00:57:00,817 --> 00:57:04,390
But I just keep thinking,
"Do I really want to do this?
945
00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:06,263
Is this what I want
to do with my life?"
946
00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:07,392
Is it?
947
00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:08,663
I don't know. That's the thing.
948
00:57:08,725 --> 00:57:12,969
I am so confused and I really...
I really don't know.
949
00:57:13,863 --> 00:57:16,139
God, I'm sorry. This must
sound ridiculous to you.
950
00:57:16,199 --> 00:57:18,941
You are obviously
very smart at your job.
951
00:57:19,002 --> 00:57:22,950
No, no, no, Tori...
Whoa. Are you kidding me?
952
00:57:23,006 --> 00:57:25,043
I got this thing
that I know I'm good at,
953
00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,247
that everyone in my life...
954
00:57:28,077 --> 00:57:30,387
you know, expects me
to turn into a career.
955
00:57:31,848 --> 00:57:32,986
But I can't stand it.
956
00:57:33,650 --> 00:57:36,324
I know. I feel
the exact same way every day.
957
00:57:36,386 --> 00:57:37,956
Yeah, and then there's
no turning back, right?
958
00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:40,228
It's gonna be, like,
family and mortgage...
959
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,270
- I know. Yes!
- And there's no way to quit.
960
00:57:42,325 --> 00:57:43,963
It's a trap.
961
00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:51,443
God, that sounds so messed up.
962
00:57:56,539 --> 00:57:57,916
Have you ever played the penis game?
963
00:57:57,974 --> 00:58:00,386
Uh...
964
00:58:00,443 --> 00:58:02,980
I am not prepared to reveal
that information, thank you.
965
00:58:03,046 --> 00:58:04,855
No, it's... it's a real game.
966
00:58:04,914 --> 00:58:07,895
I say the word penis, like really quiet,
967
00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,022
and then you say it
just a little bit louder,
968
00:58:10,086 --> 00:58:11,565
then I say it a little
bit louder than that,
969
00:58:11,621 --> 00:58:13,328
and the first to stop saying it loses.
970
00:58:13,389 --> 00:58:14,959
Are you ready? It's easy.
971
00:58:15,024 --> 00:58:16,401
Penis.
972
00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:19,099
- I don't know.
- Tori, trust me.
973
00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:21,768
There's nothing more fun than a job
you don't give a shit about losing.
974
00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:27,342
- Penis.
- Penis.
975
00:58:27,403 --> 00:58:28,609
Penis.
976
00:58:28,671 --> 00:58:30,275
- Penis.
- Penis!
977
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,614
- Penis!
- Penis!
978
00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:34,280
- Penis!
- Penis!
979
00:58:38,348 --> 00:58:39,691
Let's call it a tie.
980
00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:44,656
Christ, Christ, you are
out of control, lady.
981
00:58:44,721 --> 00:58:45,859
Yeah, fuck you, too.
982
00:58:45,922 --> 00:58:47,333
What? I'm sorry.
983
00:58:47,390 --> 00:58:49,996
Don't apologize to me.
What are you, my child?
984
00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:51,333
Fuck you, then.
985
00:58:51,394 --> 00:58:54,136
- Yeah, that's better.
- Yeah. All right.
986
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:57,406
I'm gonna swallow you whole, son.
987
00:58:58,101 --> 00:59:00,274
If you don't mind,
that would be fantastic.
988
00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:03,881
I mean, um...
989
00:59:03,940 --> 00:59:07,911
Suck my dick... bitch.
990
00:59:07,977 --> 00:59:09,388
Yeah!
991
00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:11,755
- That's it! That's good.
- OK.
992
00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:20,701
I'm gonna hammer you, Barry Nathan!
993
00:59:22,792 --> 00:59:24,533
Wait a minute...
994
00:59:24,594 --> 00:59:25,732
Yeah.
995
00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:29,906
All right, hold on, I wanna just...
996
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:33,206
Hey! What the hell's he doing?
997
00:59:33,269 --> 00:59:34,407
Oh, he's getting a better angle.
998
00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:36,279
OK, he can't come near me.
999
00:59:36,339 --> 00:59:38,444
- How close?
- I don't want him touching me at all.
1000
00:59:42,612 --> 00:59:44,614
- Let me outta here.
- What, you don't like this?
1001
00:59:44,681 --> 00:59:45,682
Shit no!
1002
00:59:46,316 --> 00:59:47,420
OW!
1003
00:59:47,483 --> 00:59:49,360
- Yeah!
- You crazy bitch!
1004
00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:51,421
Yeah, come on.
Lash out at me, Barry!
1005
00:59:52,021 --> 00:59:54,365
Get the... I'll kill you!
1006
00:59:54,424 --> 00:59:57,064
- I'll kill you!
- Fantastic!
1007
00:59:57,126 --> 00:59:58,230
Jesus!
1008
01:00:01,698 --> 01:00:03,939
You people! Freakin' sick!
1009
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,241
I didn't go to college, OK?
1010
01:00:06,302 --> 01:00:09,476
You people crossed the line
here today! This is entrapment!
1011
01:00:10,073 --> 01:00:11,074
No thank you!
1012
01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:17,718
God, it's like, "Who lives
in this neighborhood," right?
1013
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:18,884
Yeah, I know.
1014
01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:20,552
Actually... hang on one sec.
1015
01:00:24,554 --> 01:00:27,831
How do you feel about
a little bit of yard-hopping?
1016
01:00:27,890 --> 01:00:28,891
Uh... I don't...
1017
01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,699
Come on, let's get out of here.
1018
01:00:36,032 --> 01:00:37,909
- Oh, my God!
- Shh...
1019
01:00:40,269 --> 01:00:42,112
I don't think anyone's home.
1020
01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:43,973
Really?
1021
01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:46,581
Welcome to your new house.
1022
01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,589
How are you like this?
1023
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,682
No one else I work with is
this much fun.
1024
01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:53,591
I can't believe you're a banker.
1025
01:00:54,217 --> 01:00:56,288
Yeah. Me neither.
1026
01:01:00,423 --> 01:01:01,959
- Oh, shit.
- What?
1027
01:01:02,025 --> 01:01:04,471
- Oh, yeah.
- Uh, no...
1028
01:01:04,527 --> 01:01:07,371
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- No, not...
1029
01:01:07,430 --> 01:01:10,104
- Oh, we're doing this.
- I'm not getting on that thing.
1030
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,270
Oh, yeah!
1031
01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:14,281
Smooth. That was really smooth!
1032
01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:15,975
- Come on!
- No, I'm not!
1033
01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:17,450
- I know you want to.
- I will watch...
1034
01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,316
- Come on.
- ...safely from down here, thank you.
1035
01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:22,549
Tori, tonight we're not thinking,
we're doing.
1036
01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:27,621
Come on. Whoa!
1037
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,434
Yeah, this is
just coming back to me.
1038
01:01:38,494 --> 01:01:40,804
Do you remember
when we played truth or dare
1039
01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,467
at Lisa Mandriko's house?
1040
01:01:42,532 --> 01:01:46,571
I think that you and I got dared
into seven minutes in heaven?
1041
01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:50,345
Hmm... No, doesn't ring a bell.
1042
01:01:52,341 --> 01:01:56,016
But, you know, maybe
if we played again...
1043
01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:57,353
You wanna play...
1044
01:01:58,614 --> 01:02:00,355
- ...truth or dare?
- Truth or dare?
1045
01:02:01,017 --> 01:02:02,690
OK. Wow.
1046
01:02:02,752 --> 01:02:04,754
Uh... Yeah, truth.
1047
01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:08,701
If I was your high school crush,
how come you never asked me out?
1048
01:02:11,127 --> 01:02:14,734
Uh... You know, I just never had my in.
1049
01:02:14,797 --> 01:02:16,105
Your "in"?
1050
01:02:16,165 --> 01:02:19,408
Yeah, you know, the right moment.
1051
01:02:19,469 --> 01:02:22,450
You know, the perfect
confluence of events, where...
1052
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:28,817
No.
1053
01:02:29,712 --> 01:02:33,353
No, I've been telling myself
that since high school.
1054
01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,157
And it's bullshit.
1055
01:02:35,218 --> 01:02:37,755
I had plenty of opportunities
to ask you out.
1056
01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:41,600
I was afraid.
1057
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,462
Truth.
1058
01:02:45,528 --> 01:02:48,031
If I had asked you out in high school,
1059
01:02:48,097 --> 01:02:50,338
would you have said yes?
1060
01:02:52,168 --> 01:02:55,547
Hm... That's not fair.
1061
01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,448
If I had known then,
what I Know now...
1062
01:02:57,507 --> 01:03:00,784
Tori... come on.
1063
01:03:05,148 --> 01:03:08,789
No. I probably
wouldn't have said yes.
1064
01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:14,459
Why do you look so relieved?
1065
01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:16,970
Because I am.
1066
01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:22,642
My biggest regret is not having
the balls to ask you out in high school.
1067
01:03:22,698 --> 01:03:24,609
And now I know that it
wouldn't have made a difference.
1068
01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:27,910
Besides which, if I had, and you had
rejected me, I would have despised you,
1069
01:03:27,970 --> 01:03:29,472
and I wouldn't be sitting here
with you right now,
1070
01:03:29,539 --> 01:03:32,884
having me...
1071
01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:35,286
having the best night
of my entire life.
1072
01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:44,529
Dare.
1073
01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:47,434
Come over here,
1074
01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:50,903
and bring your lips
as close to mine as possible
1075
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,803
without touching.
1076
01:03:55,131 --> 01:03:56,906
Truth.
1077
01:03:56,966 --> 01:03:59,879
Are you messing with me right now?
1078
01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:01,974
Dare.
1079
01:04:02,038 --> 01:04:03,847
Come and find out.
1080
01:04:14,917 --> 01:04:17,193
Come on...
1081
01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:19,355
That good?
1082
01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:21,629
No, not good. A little closer.
1083
01:04:23,626 --> 01:04:25,162
That's it.
1084
01:04:30,833 --> 01:04:32,369
What's that sound?
1085
01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:37,743
I think that's my head, beating like...
1086
01:04:38,674 --> 01:04:41,052
really fast.
1087
01:04:42,845 --> 01:04:45,189
Dare me to make it go faster.
1088
01:04:47,917 --> 01:04:49,692
I double dare you.
1089
01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:16,056
Oh... Hey, yeah, look...
1090
01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:18,490
No, you know what?
No pressure, OK?
1091
01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:21,419
Tonight, no thinking. Just doing.
1092
01:05:42,538 --> 01:05:44,711
Now.
1093
01:05:54,550 --> 01:05:56,257
What's going on, Wenders?
1094
01:05:56,319 --> 01:05:59,562
Could we just sit down
for a second? I just want to talk.
1095
01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:04,430
Well, this is a big step.
1096
01:06:04,493 --> 01:06:06,473
But I think it's the right thing.
1097
01:06:06,529 --> 01:06:08,008
Hell yes.
1098
01:06:08,064 --> 01:06:11,204
It doesn't exactly take
a rocket surgeon to figure that out.
1099
01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:16,245
Kyle, I have to tell you something.
1100
01:06:17,006 --> 01:06:18,576
Please tell me you missed your period.
1101
01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:21,087
No, no...
1102
01:06:22,044 --> 01:06:23,614
I applied to grad school.
1103
01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:25,522
Oh.
1104
01:06:25,581 --> 01:06:28,152
Wow, grad school.
1105
01:06:28,217 --> 01:06:30,788
Wow. Where?
1106
01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:34,467
- Cambridge?
- Is that in the Valley?
1107
01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:36,161
England.
1108
01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:41,101
You want to go to England?
1109
01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:43,268
Well, I mean, I don't... I don't know.
1110
01:06:43,332 --> 01:06:46,006
I just thought we could talk about it.
1111
01:06:46,068 --> 01:06:48,309
- I don't even...
- What about the condo?
1112
01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:51,011
Well, we could always
rent it out if we had to.
1113
01:06:51,073 --> 01:06:54,782
I don't know. I've got six franchises
opening in Encino alone next year.
1114
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,118
I know.
1115
01:06:56,178 --> 01:06:57,953
Honey, my dad is gonna
be fucking pissed.
1116
01:06:58,014 --> 01:07:00,119
Oh, goddamn it.
1117
01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:01,957
I thought this was
gonna be a special night.
1118
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,588
- It is. No, it is.
- Guess I was wrong.
1119
01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:06,963
No, you're kind of questioning
the whole thing. Aren't you?
1120
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,297
What, you just want to call
the whole thing off? Is that it?
1121
01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:09,734
I don't even know if I got in yet, Kyle.
1122
01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:12,170
Oh.
1123
01:07:12,228 --> 01:07:16,142
I've been too scared to open it,
so why don't you do it for me?
1124
01:07:16,198 --> 01:07:18,405
Sure. Sure, Wenders.
1125
01:07:24,473 --> 01:07:26,248
"Dear Miss Franklin,"
1126
01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:29,812
Thank you for your interest
in Cambridge University.
1127
01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:32,689
"We regret to inf..."
1128
01:07:33,883 --> 01:07:36,591
Oh... sorry.
1129
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:41,459
"We regret to inform you
that you have not been accepted
1130
01:07:41,524 --> 01:07:44,061
into our graduate program."
1131
01:07:44,994 --> 01:07:47,099
Goddamn it.
1132
01:07:50,066 --> 01:07:52,171
Hey, wait, come on.
1133
01:07:52,234 --> 01:07:55,841
No, don't let some fancy-pants school
in England ruin our night.
1134
01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:58,647
Honey, you can still
do your writing thing,
1135
01:07:58,707 --> 01:08:01,415
and now you get to do it
right here next to me.
1136
01:08:01,877 --> 01:08:04,289
OK?
1137
01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:07,327
What can I do to make
you feel better? Huh?
1138
01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:11,765
What about some bathroom sex?
1139
01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:13,266
Will that do it?
1140
01:08:17,126 --> 01:08:20,369
How many times
have you done that?
1141
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,807
Uh... You know, like three...
1142
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,544
and a half times.
1143
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,743
Oh, God.
1144
01:08:30,806 --> 01:08:34,253
See, that is what I really
like about you, Matt.
1145
01:08:34,310 --> 01:08:36,790
You're honest.
1146
01:08:42,551 --> 01:08:45,862
Tori, there's something
that I gotta tell you.
1147
01:08:47,022 --> 01:08:49,263
You have a girlfriend, right?
1148
01:08:49,325 --> 01:08:52,272
No, it's...
1149
01:08:53,829 --> 01:08:56,002
it's kind of the opposite.
1150
01:08:56,065 --> 01:08:58,341
- You have a boyfriend?
- No. No.
1151
01:09:00,336 --> 01:09:04,614
Remember when I bumped into you
this morning at that video store?
1152
01:09:06,342 --> 01:09:09,516
Actually, I don't work at Goldman Sachs.
1153
01:09:09,578 --> 01:09:11,114
I work at that video store.
1154
01:09:11,180 --> 01:09:14,753
What?
1155
01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:18,162
Seriously,
I work at Suncoast Video.
1156
01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:20,063
Shut up!
1157
01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:25,370
No, seriously,
I work at Suncoast Video.
1158
01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:33,407
You lied to me?
1159
01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:36,177
No. I mean,
I know it was stupid.
1160
01:09:36,238 --> 01:09:38,184
- But I only did it because I thought...
- Oh, my God.
1161
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,015
If you knew that my life
was such a dead end...
1162
01:09:40,075 --> 01:09:41,281
I wouldn't sleep with you.
1163
01:09:41,343 --> 01:09:43,823
- No.
- Oh, my God.
1164
01:09:43,879 --> 01:09:46,689
I am so stupid.
1165
01:09:46,749 --> 01:09:49,855
I actually thought that maybe
you wanted to get to know me.
1166
01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:51,762
- I do!
- You know what?
1167
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:55,393
Congratulations, Matt. You slept
with your high school crush.
1168
01:09:55,457 --> 01:09:57,198
- Mission accomplished.
- No, Tori...
1169
01:09:58,961 --> 01:10:00,634
Tori...
1170
01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:06,803
Fuck.
1171
01:10:10,172 --> 01:10:13,016
Hey. Where the hell
have you been, man?
1172
01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:16,254
You will not believe what
the hell just happened...
1173
01:10:16,312 --> 01:10:17,450
Barry, I gotta get out of here.
1174
01:10:17,513 --> 01:10:19,618
Big ditto on that.
These people lost their way.
1175
01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:23,085
Come on, come on, come on.
1176
01:10:26,422 --> 01:10:29,096
Oh, shit, they're shooting at us.
1177
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:32,736
♪ I had sex
with a crazy bitch... ♪
1178
01:10:32,795 --> 01:10:34,797
- Barry...
- ♪...and a German guy ♪♪
1179
01:10:34,863 --> 01:10:36,604
- Barry.
- Yeah?
1180
01:10:36,665 --> 01:10:38,611
I slept with Tori Frederking.
1181
01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:45,046
Are you shitting me?
1182
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,825
Los Angeles!
1183
01:10:56,885 --> 01:11:01,994
Matt Franklin had sex
with Tori Frederking tonight!
1184
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:14,071
Woo! What a night!
1185
01:11:14,803 --> 01:11:16,749
And I told her I worked at Suncoast.
1186
01:11:17,306 --> 01:11:19,308
And then you told her what?
1187
01:11:20,809 --> 01:11:22,152
I told her I worked at Suncoast.
1188
01:11:22,211 --> 01:11:23,918
Why are you like this?
1189
01:11:23,979 --> 01:11:26,585
It wasn't fair, man.
I had to be honest with her.
1190
01:11:26,649 --> 01:11:28,356
What, are you stupid?
1191
01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:31,263
How do you fuck this up, man?
1192
01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:35,434
Jesus, why can't you give
yourself one night of enjoyment?
1193
01:11:35,491 --> 01:11:37,232
Just one night?
1194
01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:39,569
Put a little relish on your hot dog!
1195
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:41,630
God...
1196
01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:46,736
Here. I want you to do this.
1197
01:11:46,802 --> 01:11:48,907
- No. No, Barry.
- This little bit right here.
1198
01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:50,814
- Matthew...
- I don't do drugs.
1199
01:11:50,873 --> 01:11:53,251
- You don't do anything!
- I just had sex with Tori Frederking!
1200
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:56,290
Yeah, well, I guess that's
not gonna work out for you now!
1201
01:11:56,345 --> 01:11:58,689
Is it? You fucked it up.
1202
01:11:59,214 --> 01:12:00,557
Sony, pal.
1203
01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:05,025
All right, take the wheel.
1204
01:12:05,087 --> 01:12:06,589
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
1205
01:12:06,655 --> 01:12:09,329
All right. All right.
1206
01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:10,335
Yeah.
1207
01:12:10,392 --> 01:12:12,201
- Here I go.
- You got it?
1208
01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,775
- Barry?
- Yeah?
1209
01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:17,333
Holy shit!
1210
01:12:17,399 --> 01:12:20,039
Holy shit! Oh, shit!
1211
01:12:23,539 --> 01:12:24,711
Fuck!
1212
01:12:32,247 --> 01:12:33,726
We only lost a little bit.
1213
01:12:59,241 --> 01:13:02,120
We start splashing around
and fooling around,
1214
01:13:02,177 --> 01:13:04,623
and the next thing you know,
this flotation ring
1215
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,091
hits me in the head.
1216
01:13:06,148 --> 01:13:09,322
And I look up, and...
1217
01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,524
it's his grandma.
1218
01:13:11,587 --> 01:13:14,124
Yeah. My crazy grandmother.
1219
01:13:14,189 --> 01:13:15,668
And she says to me,
1220
01:13:15,724 --> 01:13:19,035
"l can't tell if you're
fucking or drowning,
1221
01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:21,734
but neither one is
letting me get any sleep!"
1222
01:13:21,797 --> 01:13:22,867
Yeah...
1223
01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:26,703
Could be worse.
1224
01:13:26,769 --> 01:13:28,680
No, it couldn't, Barry.
1225
01:13:28,737 --> 01:13:31,217
It couldn't be any worse.
1226
01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:35,544
Put your hands in the air!
1227
01:13:35,611 --> 01:13:39,889
I was wrong.
Now it couldn't be any worse.
1228
01:13:41,950 --> 01:13:42,951
Matthew?
1229
01:13:43,018 --> 01:13:45,294
Wow. Wrong again.
1230
01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:47,197
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1231
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,428
Cancel that backup request. Over.
1232
01:13:48,490 --> 01:13:49,468
Ten-four.
1233
01:13:49,525 --> 01:13:51,402
Are you two OK?
1234
01:13:51,460 --> 01:13:52,564
Yeah.
1235
01:13:52,628 --> 01:13:53,902
Yeah, Dad.
1236
01:13:53,962 --> 01:13:55,964
What's that all over your face, Barry?
1237
01:13:56,031 --> 01:13:57,908
Cocaine.
1238
01:13:59,902 --> 01:14:02,382
Dad, we're fine. Look, thank God
you were on duty tonight.
1239
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:05,851
Yeah. Why don't you get out of the car?
1240
01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:09,983
Take it easy! All right!
1241
01:14:10,045 --> 01:14:11,786
- Get down on the ground.
- What?
1242
01:14:11,847 --> 01:14:13,485
Get down on the goddamn ground!
1243
01:14:13,549 --> 01:14:15,290
Oh, my God! Oh, God!
1244
01:14:15,350 --> 01:14:17,455
Oh, no! Oh, no!
1245
01:14:17,519 --> 01:14:18,964
Why'd you steal a car?
1246
01:14:19,021 --> 01:14:21,023
- Why'd you steal it?
- He had nothing to do with it!
1247
01:14:21,089 --> 01:14:23,091
It was all me!
He was there, yeah,
1248
01:14:23,158 --> 01:14:26,867
but then he chickened out at the end
and he ran back to the car!
1249
01:14:26,929 --> 01:14:27,999
You did nothing?
1250
01:14:28,063 --> 01:14:30,168
I drove a stolen car. That's it.
1251
01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:32,439
I stole the car!
1252
01:14:32,501 --> 01:14:34,640
And then the cocaine was in the car!
1253
01:14:35,871 --> 01:14:36,975
You didn't buy the coke?
1254
01:14:37,039 --> 01:14:39,781
No! No! No!
1255
01:14:39,842 --> 01:14:42,083
- And you didn't have any?
- No, I swear to God, Dad.
1256
01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:43,851
I swear to God.
1257
01:14:43,912 --> 01:14:48,361
Please, Mr. Franklin!
Don't send me to jail, please!
1258
01:14:49,451 --> 01:14:51,226
Yeah, this car is in pretty rough shape.
1259
01:14:51,286 --> 01:14:53,527
What's the sticker price on this, Barry?
1260
01:14:53,589 --> 01:14:55,967
Fifty-three thousand.
1261
01:14:56,024 --> 01:15:00,336
Fifty-eight thousand with the full
Corinthian leather package.
1262
01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:02,272
Yeah, after you serve your jail time,
1263
01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:05,505
I figure you'll be on probation,
1264
01:15:05,567 --> 01:15:09,174
working this off for at least
one to two years.
1265
01:15:09,238 --> 01:15:11,479
Dad, the car's not that damaged.
1266
01:15:11,540 --> 01:15:13,042
Holy shit!
1267
01:15:13,108 --> 01:15:15,213
Maybe three, four years.
1268
01:15:15,277 --> 01:15:17,450
What are you...?
Jesus Christ, Dad!
1269
01:15:18,046 --> 01:15:19,491
Maybe five.
1270
01:15:19,548 --> 01:15:21,892
Depending on what
Kind of job that you get.
1271
01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:23,827
Of course, with your education,
1272
01:15:23,886 --> 01:15:25,832
you should be able to earn
a decent salary.
1273
01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:27,492
I swear to God, I'll get
an engineering job, Dad!
1274
01:15:27,556 --> 01:15:30,298
But you don't want
an engineering job, Matthew.
1275
01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:31,702
I'll do whatever
you want me to do.
1276
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:33,740
But what do you want?
1277
01:15:33,795 --> 01:15:36,071
I don't know.
1278
01:15:36,131 --> 01:15:38,577
Oh, no, Dad!
Oh, no, I'm sorry!
1279
01:15:38,634 --> 01:15:41,877
I'm... I'm just messed up, OK?
I don't know what I want to do!
1280
01:15:41,937 --> 01:15:44,850
And I'm sorry
I'm such a fucking failure!
1281
01:15:47,709 --> 01:15:50,087
You haven't really failed, son,
1282
01:15:50,145 --> 01:15:53,092
because you haven't
really tried to succeed.
1283
01:15:53,148 --> 01:15:55,992
So don't credit yourself as a failure.
1284
01:15:56,585 --> 01:15:58,565
You're worse than that.
1285
01:16:03,992 --> 01:16:06,302
I just can't figure it out, Dad.
1286
01:16:07,896 --> 01:16:10,604
Don't cry like that in jail, son.
1287
01:16:13,302 --> 01:16:15,839
I don't wanna go...
1288
01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,086
You boys will spend at least,
1289
01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:24,591
at least, seven days in LA County Jail
before they arraign you.
1290
01:16:26,114 --> 01:16:27,923
You'll be there with child molesters.
1291
01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:29,155
Please, don't.
1292
01:16:29,217 --> 01:16:30,423
But don't worry.
1293
01:16:30,485 --> 01:16:33,398
We'll make sure the guards know
you're a cop's kid.
1294
01:16:37,826 --> 01:16:41,035
Bill, I can't keep this up!
Look at Matt's face!
1295
01:16:41,096 --> 01:16:43,975
He's about to lay
a big goose egg in the car!
1296
01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:49,982
OK, boys, this is your one
and only mulligan.
1297
01:16:50,038 --> 01:16:51,244
What?
1298
01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:52,580
You're free to go.
1299
01:16:52,641 --> 01:16:54,814
Oh, my God, thank you!
1300
01:16:54,876 --> 01:16:56,822
Thank you! Thank you!
1301
01:16:56,878 --> 01:16:59,051
So you guys don't have
to turn us in?
1302
01:16:59,114 --> 01:17:00,388
Shut the fuck up.
1303
01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:01,655
Relax, Matt.
1304
01:17:01,717 --> 01:17:03,253
We're the LAPD.
1305
01:17:03,318 --> 01:17:04,888
But don't do it again, Barry.
1306
01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,523
I mean it. No more coke.
1307
01:17:06,588 --> 01:17:08,659
Oh, are you kidding me?
1308
01:17:08,724 --> 01:17:12,001
I promise. Never. Never. Are you crazy?
1309
01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:13,767
This was like the craziest night.
1310
01:17:13,829 --> 01:17:15,706
Wipe that coke off your face.
1311
01:17:18,033 --> 01:17:20,172
I... can't.
1312
01:17:20,235 --> 01:17:23,409
Could someone... Mr. Johnson?
1313
01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:32,388
Thank you, Mr. Franklin.
1314
01:17:33,682 --> 01:17:37,255
Matt, take a shot at something.
1315
01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:40,493
Don't think about it too much.
Just take the shot.
1316
01:17:40,555 --> 01:17:42,762
I don't even know where to aim.
1317
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:47,000
Anywhere. Everywhere.
Just take wild shots.
1318
01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:50,642
Hell, it's something
just to hear the gun go off.
1319
01:17:54,636 --> 01:17:56,047
Thanks, Dad.
1320
01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:07,220
That's really scary.
1321
01:18:08,583 --> 01:18:10,756
My brain feels like snot.
1322
01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:14,557
I think she might have
left her car back at Kyle's.
1323
01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,165
Matt, come on!
1324
01:18:24,599 --> 01:18:26,840
Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!
1325
01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:31,242
Anybody who thinks Broder
1326
01:18:31,306 --> 01:18:33,411
will actually ride The Ball,
place your bets with Bryce.
1327
01:18:33,475 --> 01:18:35,250
Anybody who thinks that
he won't go through with it,
1328
01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:38,052
'cause he's a total pussy,
place your bets with Benji.
1329
01:18:38,113 --> 01:18:40,821
And it's going to be... choice!
1330
01:18:42,117 --> 01:18:43,960
Yeah!
1331
01:18:54,429 --> 01:18:57,899
Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!
1332
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,011
Woo!
1333
01:19:00,068 --> 01:19:02,048
We're gonna run the world.
1334
01:19:02,104 --> 01:19:04,277
How do you know
that she's still here?
1335
01:19:05,340 --> 01:19:06,842
Asshole!
1336
01:19:07,876 --> 01:19:09,048
She's here.
1337
01:19:09,111 --> 01:19:11,455
Broder's gonna ride The Ball!
1338
01:19:20,522 --> 01:19:21,592
Do I get a helmet?
1339
01:19:21,656 --> 01:19:23,829
Yeah, it's down there.
Right by the tampons.
1340
01:19:23,892 --> 01:19:25,030
Fucking slam it!
1341
01:19:25,093 --> 01:19:26,697
Yeah!
1342
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,935
Oh, fuck. I have a feeling I'm fucked.
1343
01:19:28,997 --> 01:19:30,772
Hey.
1344
01:19:30,832 --> 01:19:32,402
Hey.
1345
01:19:35,737 --> 01:19:38,650
Stop. Matt, please...
1346
01:19:38,707 --> 01:19:40,209
Don't be mad.
1347
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:43,688
Wow, Shelly. This really hurts.
1348
01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:50,596
You got to get...
1349
01:19:50,652 --> 01:19:53,428
No! I'm not riding, man!
I'm not riding!
1350
01:19:53,488 --> 01:19:55,661
I got fired today.
1351
01:19:55,724 --> 01:19:57,635
So fucking sit in it!
1352
01:20:03,398 --> 01:20:05,344
I think I'm gonna ride The Ball.
1353
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,538
Tori!
1354
01:20:06,601 --> 01:20:08,342
I'm not interested
in any more of your bullshit!
1355
01:20:08,403 --> 01:20:09,848
Look, listen, listen.
1356
01:20:09,905 --> 01:20:12,715
I only lied about one detail
about myself, and that's my job.
1357
01:20:12,774 --> 01:20:15,584
Everything else was real.
Tonight was real.
1358
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,521
And it was... it was amazing!
1359
01:20:18,446 --> 01:20:20,949
You never would have talked to me
for more than two minutes, admit it,
1360
01:20:21,016 --> 01:20:23,587
if you knew that I worked
at Suncoast Video.
1361
01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:26,861
You lied to me all night
so I would have sex with you.
1362
01:20:26,922 --> 01:20:30,233
So you only had sex with me
because you thought I was a banker?
1363
01:20:30,292 --> 01:20:32,033
No, I went to a party with you
1364
01:20:32,093 --> 01:20:33,629
because I thought
you were a banker.
1365
01:20:33,695 --> 01:20:38,166
But I had sex with you because
I thought that you were small...
1366
01:20:39,034 --> 01:20:42,709
and funny... and honest.
1367
01:20:43,905 --> 01:20:46,545
I thought you were different
from everybody else.
1368
01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:48,110
But you're not.
1369
01:20:48,176 --> 01:20:52,056
You're just like all these
other scared little boys.
1370
01:20:52,714 --> 01:20:55,024
All right, hey!
Who's it gonna be, huh?
1371
01:20:55,083 --> 01:20:56,994
Who's stepping up
to the plate tonight?
1372
01:20:57,052 --> 01:20:58,554
Who wants a shot at the title?
1373
01:20:58,620 --> 01:20:59,963
Come on!
1374
01:21:00,021 --> 01:21:01,830
- Who wants a chance...?
- I'll do it!
1375
01:21:01,890 --> 01:21:04,234
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a contestant!
1376
01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:07,466
The Mattinator! Franklin!
1377
01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:10,337
What are you doing?
1378
01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:12,036
I don't know.
1379
01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:13,977
Franklin! Franklin! Franklin!
1380
01:21:14,035 --> 01:21:15,810
Clear the way. Clear the way.
1381
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:17,282
Franklin! Franklin! Franklin!
1382
01:21:17,339 --> 01:21:19,046
No, Matt! Matt, please
don't do this, OK?
1383
01:21:19,107 --> 01:21:20,814
You don't have to prove
anything to these people!
1384
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,947
Whoever thinks that Matt's
not gonna do it,
1385
01:21:23,011 --> 01:21:24,422
place your bets with Benji.
1386
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:27,085
- And any... body else?
- Don't. Matt, Matt...
1387
01:21:27,148 --> 01:21:29,059
Listen to me!
You don't want to do this, man!
1388
01:21:29,117 --> 01:21:31,961
Let me do it for you, OK?
You have a great life ahead of you!
1389
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:34,864
I got nothing! Matt, don't do this!
1390
01:21:34,923 --> 01:21:36,960
Goddamn it!
1391
01:21:37,025 --> 01:21:39,938
Ladies and gentlemen, a round
of applause for Mr. Goldman Sachs!
1392
01:21:42,130 --> 01:21:44,167
Kyle...
1393
01:21:44,232 --> 01:21:46,610
Shut the fuck up and drive.
1394
01:21:46,668 --> 01:21:47,703
Deal.
1395
01:21:47,769 --> 01:21:49,180
Matt, don't do this.
1396
01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:50,477
Why are you doing this?
1397
01:21:52,274 --> 01:21:55,153
Please don't do this, Matt!
Oh, my God.
1398
01:21:57,946 --> 01:22:00,620
I'm Matt Franklin!
1399
01:22:00,682 --> 01:22:03,424
I work at Suncoast Video at the mall...
1400
01:22:04,319 --> 01:22:06,265
and I still live with my parents!
1401
01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:09,391
You suck!
1402
01:22:11,126 --> 01:22:12,935
I don't know what I'm doing up here.
1403
01:22:12,994 --> 01:22:15,338
I'm scared! And you know what?
1404
01:22:16,331 --> 01:22:21,576
I have been so afraid of my life
that I have missed my life!
1405
01:22:21,636 --> 01:22:24,480
But I'm like all of you!
We're all scared!
1406
01:22:24,539 --> 01:22:27,486
I mean, come on, admit it!
1407
01:22:28,209 --> 01:22:30,621
We're all trying to be
something that we're not!
1408
01:22:31,446 --> 01:22:34,154
But tonight, all of that changes.
1409
01:22:34,215 --> 01:22:36,058
Tonight, I'm not afraid.
1410
01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:40,361
Tonight, I got one thing
to say to all that bullshit!
1411
01:22:43,558 --> 01:22:44,935
Fuck it.
1412
01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,947
Kyle, Kyle, I'm begging you.
Please don't let him do this!
1413
01:23:02,010 --> 01:23:04,752
No, honey,
it's actually really safe.
1414
01:23:04,813 --> 01:23:07,089
Relax. See, it's gonna
roll down this hill, right?
1415
01:23:07,148 --> 01:23:09,492
You see the bend?
It actually goes uphill, right?
1416
01:23:09,551 --> 01:23:11,030
You know how gravity works, right?
1417
01:23:11,086 --> 01:23:12,724
He's just gonna stop.
It's gonna be gentle.
1418
01:23:12,787 --> 01:23:14,596
And... it's gonna be choice.
1419
01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:16,761
Look, look! I'm telling you.
1420
01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:19,135
That's my brother and I love him,
and I don't want you to do this!
1421
01:23:19,194 --> 01:23:22,937
Oh, did I say it was gonna be choice?
I did. So cool out!
1422
01:23:28,737 --> 01:23:31,308
Yeah, let's make some noise
for Matt Franklin!
1423
01:23:31,373 --> 01:23:34,616
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
1424
01:23:34,676 --> 01:23:36,280
Yeah!
1425
01:23:41,783 --> 01:23:43,387
On three!
1426
01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:45,320
Three!
1427
01:23:56,131 --> 01:23:57,667
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
1428
01:23:57,732 --> 01:24:00,679
- Yeah!
- Shit!
1429
01:24:00,735 --> 01:24:04,649
- Breathe deeply! Keep breathing!
- Yeah!
1430
01:24:10,712 --> 01:24:11,690
Oh, shit!
1431
01:24:11,746 --> 01:24:13,987
Christ! Oh! Oh, shit!
1432
01:24:14,049 --> 01:24:15,221
Matt!
1433
01:24:23,158 --> 01:24:24,603
Oh, my God!
1434
01:24:24,659 --> 01:24:28,106
Oh, shit! Holy Christ! Holy Christ!
1435
01:24:35,937 --> 01:24:38,508
Oh, shit!
1436
01:24:44,746 --> 01:24:46,225
Fuck!
1437
01:24:46,281 --> 01:24:47,783
Oh, my God!
1438
01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:51,262
Fuck me! Fuck me! Aah!
1439
01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:17,982
Oh... Shit! Help!
1440
01:25:18,046 --> 01:25:19,389
Fuck!
1441
01:25:35,897 --> 01:25:37,069
Give me your truck!
1442
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:38,770
Honey, The Ball was
not supposed to do that.
1443
01:25:38,833 --> 01:25:40,471
Give me your fucking keys!
1444
01:25:40,535 --> 01:25:41,673
- Relax, OK?
- Now!
1445
01:25:41,736 --> 01:25:42,806
Don't fucking touch me!
1446
01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:45,647
- I did not know that the road was...
- Hey, hey, hey. I'll drive.
1447
01:26:26,247 --> 01:26:27,590
Matt!
1448
01:26:27,649 --> 01:26:28,684
Matt!
1449
01:26:28,750 --> 01:26:30,058
No, no, no...
1450
01:26:37,425 --> 01:26:39,029
- Are you OK?
- Are you OK?
1451
01:26:39,661 --> 01:26:40,901
Holy shit!
1452
01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:43,501
What's up!
1453
01:26:43,565 --> 01:26:46,239
- I rode the fucking Ball!
- You rode The Ball!
1454
01:26:46,301 --> 01:26:47,109
Woo-hoo!
1455
01:26:47,769 --> 01:26:49,112
You'll see, we'll get back there,
1456
01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:51,878
all the girls will be
sitting with their legs open,
1457
01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:53,544
clapping with their thighs.
1458
01:26:55,510 --> 01:26:57,217
Oh, hello. Thank God.
1459
01:26:58,580 --> 01:26:59,923
Matt!
1460
01:26:59,981 --> 01:27:01,961
Take him.
1461
01:27:03,251 --> 01:27:07,222
Matt! Don't ever do that again!
Do you hear me?
1462
01:27:07,288 --> 01:27:08,892
It's not a problem.
1463
01:27:20,401 --> 01:27:21,880
Could I have your phone number?
1464
01:27:24,339 --> 01:27:26,512
I just want to take you out to dinner.
1465
01:27:26,574 --> 01:27:27,951
Or, like, a movie.
1466
01:27:29,777 --> 01:27:31,484
Just hang out with you.
1467
01:27:31,546 --> 01:27:34,288
Matt, you were
a loser in high school.
1468
01:27:34,349 --> 01:27:37,728
Now you're just a loser
who rode The Ball...
1469
01:27:38,519 --> 01:27:39,759
and fucked me.
1470
01:27:43,658 --> 01:27:45,365
Are you happy?
1471
01:27:45,994 --> 01:27:47,200
No.
1472
01:27:48,796 --> 01:27:50,241
I'm so sorry I lied to you.
1473
01:27:51,633 --> 01:27:53,271
I'm so sorry, Tori.
1474
01:27:54,402 --> 01:27:56,245
I'm gonna leave you alone now.
1475
01:27:58,039 --> 01:27:59,416
I promise.
1476
01:28:03,444 --> 01:28:05,253
Matt!
1477
01:28:06,681 --> 01:28:09,958
818-404-7327.
1478
01:28:15,823 --> 01:28:17,825
And that was pretty impressive.
1479
01:28:28,102 --> 01:28:33,313
It's Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey, Matt! Hey!
1480
01:28:33,374 --> 01:28:35,911
My buddy, Matt Franklin!
1481
01:28:40,581 --> 01:28:41,992
Yeah!
1482
01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:43,427
So it all worked out!
1483
01:28:43,484 --> 01:28:45,760
You were happy when you read
that letter tonight.
1484
01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:47,822
- No, I was not happy.
- Yes. Yes you were!
1485
01:28:47,889 --> 01:28:50,995
- I'm telling you I wasn't happy.
- I saw it. I just want you to admit it!
1486
01:28:52,126 --> 01:28:53,605
What? Admit what?
1487
01:28:53,661 --> 01:28:55,800
That I don't want my baby
to leave the nest?
1488
01:28:55,863 --> 01:28:57,308
Is that why you're mad at me?
1489
01:28:58,900 --> 01:29:01,073
I'm canceling the movers, Kyle.
1490
01:29:01,135 --> 01:29:02,842
What? No. What does that mean?
1491
01:29:02,904 --> 01:29:04,815
You know what it means.
1492
01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:08,018
Honey, you said yes tonight.
1493
01:29:08,076 --> 01:29:09,282
Yeah, I know.
1494
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:10,982
Oh, shit, Wenders...
1495
01:29:12,046 --> 01:29:14,583
Don't do this to me.
1496
01:29:14,649 --> 01:29:16,219
I'm begging you, don't... don't do it.
1497
01:29:16,284 --> 01:29:18,890
I'm begging you, please
don't do this to me.
1498
01:29:20,788 --> 01:29:21,823
I'm doing it.
1499
01:29:21,889 --> 01:29:24,062
Oh...!
1500
01:29:35,903 --> 01:29:39,350
You just...
through my head.
1501
01:29:48,850 --> 01:29:50,227
You know what?
I don't know what the hell
1502
01:29:50,284 --> 01:29:52,355
I'm gonna do with myself now.
1503
01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:55,758
Hell, I don't know
what the hell I'll do with myself
1504
01:29:55,823 --> 01:29:58,497
while I'm thinking about
what the hell to do with myself.
1505
01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:03,137
I hear that's what college is for.
1506
01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:07,646
There's a lot of this.
1507
01:30:07,702 --> 01:30:09,113
No, not right now.
1508
01:30:10,571 --> 01:30:12,517
And there's also a lot of this.
1509
01:30:24,018 --> 01:30:26,123
You're beginning
to make a lot of sense.
1510
01:30:36,130 --> 01:30:39,805
We should probably say goodbye
before I screw this up again.
1511
01:30:40,868 --> 01:30:42,108
OK.
1512
01:30:42,170 --> 01:30:43,308
OK.
1513
01:30:55,983 --> 01:30:57,257
That was bold.
1514
01:30:57,318 --> 01:30:59,855
That was the scariest thing
I did all night.
1515
01:31:59,113 --> 01:32:00,717
- Who wants breakfast?
- Ooh...
1516
01:32:00,781 --> 01:32:02,385
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1517
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