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Enjoy these
cool-morning temperatures
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while they last, because when
that marine layer burns off,
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it's gonna get hot and stay hot.
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- We'll see temperatures soaring into
- _
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- the triple digits today
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and staying there for
the rest of the week.
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I just don't think we should
be packing that much medicine.
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That's what the
camp nurse is for.
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What if someone doesn't feel
well in the middle of the night?
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- Camp nurse.
- What if it's something small
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that you don't want to
wake a whole nurse up for?
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Let's say Mason
has a stomach ache
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that could be fixed
with a cup of mint tea.
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A cup of mint tea?
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In his bunk? How
does that even work?
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?
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- Lena, no.
- Just hear me out.
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No. You are not packing
him a-a tea kettle, okay?
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He's a 14-year-old boy,
not Agatha Christie.
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- He might miss the comforts of home.
- It's camp!
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He's supposed to miss
the comforts of home!
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Ugh.
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Hey, buddy. You
excited for camp?
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No.
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What? You love camp.
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I did love camp. But Jules
is gonna be there this summer.
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Jules is your best friend.
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He lives to humiliate me, Dad.
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The kids at my
camp think I'm cool,
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and now Jules is gonna
be up there all summer,
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- drawing dongs on my face.
- Well, don't let him.
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Listen, man. You are
bigger than Jules.
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By a lot. You got to
put him in his place.
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What do you mean,
like fight him?
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No, of course not.
Don't fight him...
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Maybe scare him a
little, you know?
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Okay, man, look. Let's...
let's... let's practice, right?
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You're big. You're strong.
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Jules starts
talking smack, right?
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You get all up in his
grill, and you say...
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Why do you insist on treating me
like garbage and hurting my feelings?
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- No.
- I can say it louder.
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It's not the volume
that's the problem, okay?
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Asking someone why they
treat you like garbage...
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It's not a power
move, okay? Try this...
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If you keep running
your mouth, baby boy,
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you're gonna wind
up over my knee.
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W... what does that mean?
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I'm gonna spank him?
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- Maybe.
- Martin?
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Hey, work on that.
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- The advice that you're giving Mason?
- Yeah?
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It kinda seems like
you're encouraging him
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to be someone other
than who he really is.
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- Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing.
- Okay.
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Uh, guys! Bus is here in 15!
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Okay, I pre-wrote your letters
home. They're multiple choice.
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All you have to do is check
the corresponding boxes
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and I'll know how you're doing.
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These are all about
bodily functions.
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Okay, give me the letters.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme. Get on the bus.
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- Bye, sweetie.
- Love you so much. Have fun!
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- We'll see you at parents' weekend!
- Be safe!
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Hey, are you guys gonna be
bored with us gone all summer?
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Are you going to
kill each other?
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It'd be so funny if
you killed each other!
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We're not gonna kill each other!
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It's gonna be exactly
like when you are here!
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Don't forget to shower!
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Don't forget to have fun!
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Don't forget to kill each other!
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- Bye!
- Love you guys!
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Well, I'll tell you something...
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I may have appreciated
summer camp in the past,
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but I really
appreciate it this year.
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Joint custody is no
joke. I'm exhausted.
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Now I understand why you
get so cranky all the time.
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Well, thank you for not
attributing it to my period.
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So, that's progress.
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And I have to say,
you've been really great
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- with the kids. You really have. And...
- Oh, thank you.
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- Are you gonna cry?
- No.
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No? You're totally gonna cry.
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You cry every time.
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Well, not this year.
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- Do you want some gum?
- Sure.
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Okay...
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- Are you crying into your purse?
- No.
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- No?
- No!
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- Um, I'm gonna go in.
- Okay!
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And, uh, let me know
when you got the gum.
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- Okay! Bye!
- All right. Bye!
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? Keep giving me hope
for a better day ?
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? Keep giving me
love to find a way ?
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? Through this heaviness
I feel, I just need ?
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- ? Someone to say everything's okay ?
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com -
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? Everything's okay ?
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi there.
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It's weird with
the kids gone, huh?
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- It is. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I'm just taking out the trash.
- I was just getting some air.
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- It's hot in there. There's no AC.
- Yeah, I know.
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Look, Lena, I don't see why
we have to keep doing this
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every-other-week thing
while the kids are gone.
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You know, we can just share
the house for the summer.
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- There's central air and...
- It's fine.
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I think we can just
stick with the program,
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and if I get too hot, um,
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I can just... go
to a cooling center.
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A cooling center?
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Yeah, like, um, I can
ride the bus, or...
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go to my local library.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, have it your way.
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But I guess we're not gonna
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do our backyard Pi�a
Colada Party this year?
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Ohh, I forgot about that
long-standing tradition.
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Whereby we celebrate
our independence
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- from the children?
- Mm, I recall, I recall.
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Hey, what if we still
had the party, right,
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but we just invited
lots more people?
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Yeah, so it isn't weird.
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Yeah, like some neighbors,
a couple of coworkers...
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- Lisa Apple.
- Of course Lisa Apple!
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And maybe that guy who you
had sex with in the car?
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- Maybe! Cool.
- Yeah. Cool. Very cool.
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"The cooling centah."
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- Hey, thank you!
- Mmm.
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- This is weird.
- Very.
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It's the same exact party they used
to throw when they were married.
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Everything's the same.
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Only now they get along.
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- Oh, so now we dance together?
- ? I was tired of my lady ?
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- Uh-huh, seriously?
- ? We'd been together too long ?
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? Like a worn-out recording ?
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? Of a favorite song ?
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- This is... this is us!
- Uh-huh. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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- ? ...while she lay there sleeping ?
- Come here.
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So, what, they're lovebirds now?
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- ? I read the paper in bed ?
- You know, I don't think
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my marriage was ever as
good as their divorce.
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It's like their divorce
fixed the one thing
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that was the problem,
which is excitement.
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I mean before, they were always
arguing, all right, there was always...
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? If you like pi�a coladas! ?
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? And getting
caught in the rain ?
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? If you're not into yoga ?
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? If you have half a brain ?
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? If you like making
love at midnight ?
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- ? In the dunes of a cape ?
- Martin? Hey.
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- Hey!
- ? I'm the love that you've looked for ?
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Hey... babe? What is going on?
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I thought you said
this was a little party.
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A little Pi�a Colada Party!
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You thirsty? Can I get you one?
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Oh, no. Thanks.
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Those have more calories
than a cheeseburger.
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- Is that true?
- They also have...
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? I didn't think about my lady ?
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? I know that sounds kinda mean ?
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? But me and my old lady... ?
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- I'm the old lady! Hey!
- Old lady!
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? ...the same old, old routine ?
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Martin, I think I'm just
gonna go grab some food.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Wait, no. Why? Why?
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We have food here. We've got
tacos and dogs, or whatever.
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Yeah, but I-I just had
the longest day today.
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You wouldn't believe the phone
call I had to make earlier...
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? Yes, I like pi�a coladas! ?
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? And getting
caught in the rain ?
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I'll call you later!
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? I'm not much
into health food ?
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? I am into Champagne ?
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? I've got to get
you by tomorrow... ?
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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Ohh.
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Mmm!
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Oh my God, that's hot.
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Hey, you know where the box fan is?
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No.
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But if you want to come in
and look for it, you can.
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Okay. Okay. Come on in. Come in.
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You're... All the
cold air's going out.
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So good. So, so good.
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Oh, please don't let
there be a power outage.
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Well, the main
house will be fine,
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because of the generator.
But the garage however...
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- Is that for me?
- Uh-huh.
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Little crank-radio action.
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We got weather, a flashlight...
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Are you sure you don't
want to stay here?
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Just until the
temperature breaks.
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Because selfishly, I am not looking
forward to my week out there.
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What do you think
Lisa Apple would say?
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Is that what you're
worried about?
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- Lisa Apple?
- Well, I wouldn't like it if I were her.
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But you're not her, okay?
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And I can guarantee you that she
doesn't care. She's totally cool...
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like this house.
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Okay, I'll stay in Mae's room.
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But just until the heat wave is
over. You won't even know I'm here.
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- So roomies?
- Roomies!
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- ? Starts to burning ?
- Get back over here.
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- Ahh!
- ? And I'm filled with desire ?
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? Could it be a devil in me ?
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? Or is this the way
love's supposed to be? ?
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- ? It's like a heat wave ?
- ? Heat wave ?
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- ? Burning in my heart ?
- ? It's like a heat wave ?
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- ? I can't keep from crying?
- ? It's like a heat wave ?
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? I don't have to
sleep in the garage ?
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? Ba ba-ba-ba da ?
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Hey, Lena?! Hey.
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Ah.
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I don't still buy you deodorant.
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It comes on its own.
We have a subscription.
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Well, thank you.
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Wow.
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Must have some
perspiration-filled plans?
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That's a lot.
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Lisa's taking me to
some, like, hipster venue
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to see some music
with her friends.
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That sounds fun.
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What are you up to?
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I am gonna exist in my own skin.
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Huh.
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Oh, and maybe stalk the camp
website for photos of our kids.
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Oh, hey, if you find
any, will you post 'em?
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For sure.
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Is that what you're wearing?
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Yeah. It's hot out.
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Okay, you look like Baryshnikov.
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Baryshnikov's a very sexy man.
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I think maybe just a plain tee.
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Okay...
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You know my dad said
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he thinks that our divorce
is better than our marriage.
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Camille agreed with him.
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- Well, that's not fair.
- Well, maybe it's true.
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Mm. More equitable
division of labor?
244
00:10:46,184 --> 00:10:48,857
New-found appreciation for what
the other party brings to the table?
245
00:10:48,863 --> 00:10:50,163
Sex...
246
00:10:50,653 --> 00:10:51,942
just not with each other.
247
00:10:51,948 --> 00:10:53,517
Hey, I tried!
248
00:10:53,523 --> 00:10:55,606
Ah, I never could
get it right with you.
249
00:10:55,612 --> 00:10:57,332
I could never ask for
what I really wanted.
250
00:10:57,338 --> 00:10:59,117
I was too hung up
on the minutiae.
251
00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:00,434
The minutiae?
252
00:11:00,816 --> 00:11:02,394
Poor choice of words.
253
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:07,426
? Don't stop, never
stop believing... ?
254
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:10,357
I can't believe you're
out on a week night.
255
00:11:10,363 --> 00:11:12,654
I am DVRing so many
things right now.
256
00:11:12,878 --> 00:11:15,060
Hey, thank you for
doing this with me.
257
00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:17,074
Are you kidding? I wouldn't
miss this for the world.
258
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,380
Lisa!
259
00:11:18,481 --> 00:11:20,926
- Ahh!
- Hi, guys!
260
00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:22,359
You look so good!
261
00:11:22,365 --> 00:11:24,315
- Okay, babe, this is
- Yes.
262
00:11:24,321 --> 00:11:26,241
Gemma, Rex, and Hashish.
263
00:11:26,247 --> 00:11:28,768
- Hashish?
- Everybody, this is Martin.
264
00:11:28,858 --> 00:11:31,065
- Martin?
- Uh-huh.
265
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,467
Can I get you guys a drink?
266
00:11:33,473 --> 00:11:36,860
Lavender Collins and he'll
have a Pear Ginger Bellini.
267
00:11:36,866 --> 00:11:38,907
Can I get an
Elderflower Lime Martini?
268
00:11:38,913 --> 00:11:40,327
- Elderflower?
- Yeah.
269
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,922
Thanks, babe! Mwuah!
270
00:11:49,295 --> 00:11:52,795
? Oh, no, ooh, Noel ?
271
00:11:52,801 --> 00:11:56,206
? There ain't no light
at the end of the tunnel ?
272
00:11:56,212 --> 00:11:59,492
? Oh, oh, don't ya know ?
273
00:11:59,498 --> 00:12:02,953
? There ain't no gold at
the end of the rainbow ?
274
00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:06,181
? Oh, no, oh, no, Noel ?
275
00:12:06,187 --> 00:12:09,679
? There ain't no light
at the end of the tunnel ?
276
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:13,050
? Oh, oh, don't ya know ?
277
00:12:13,056 --> 00:12:15,022
? There ain't no gold... ?
278
00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:18,097
? If you wanna be Queen Bee ?
279
00:12:21,082 --> 00:12:22,490
Here's your beer, boss.
280
00:12:23,491 --> 00:12:26,302
- Buck-twenty-seven.
- A buck-twenty-seven?!
281
00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:29,254
- Want to start a tab?
- No, I-I don't want a tab.
282
00:12:29,260 --> 00:12:32,151
- ? If you wanna be Miss Thing ?
- God.
283
00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:37,949
? Then you better
start hustling ?
284
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:43,085
Excuse me! Out of the way!
285
00:12:43,091 --> 00:12:45,288
Excuse me! Coming through!
286
00:12:45,294 --> 00:12:46,587
- ? Noel, know how you feel ?
- Guys, I'm coming in.
287
00:12:46,593 --> 00:12:48,615
- Coming in.
- Oh, hey.
288
00:12:49,095 --> 00:12:50,295
Ahh!
289
00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:54,291
- Ha!
- Selfie!
290
00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:55,606
- Ahh!
- Okay!
291
00:12:55,612 --> 00:12:57,125
Hey!
292
00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:01,926
So...
293
00:13:01,932 --> 00:13:04,433
- you're moving back in together?
- Temporarily.
294
00:13:04,439 --> 00:13:08,124
And you're dancing together
at the stupid colada party.
295
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,008
Stupid colada party?
296
00:13:10,014 --> 00:13:12,289
Come on, Lena, you
know the only good thing
297
00:13:12,295 --> 00:13:14,117
about that party is the chorus.
298
00:13:14,123 --> 00:13:16,516
What exactly is going on?
299
00:13:16,522 --> 00:13:17,820
Nothing!
300
00:13:17,826 --> 00:13:19,982
- We're roomies!
- Roomies?
301
00:13:19,988 --> 00:13:22,864
What happened to the woman in your
painting and her... her journey?
302
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,491
She is still on her journey.
303
00:13:24,497 --> 00:13:26,663
But when she gets home from
her journey, she has a roomie.
304
00:13:26,669 --> 00:13:28,710
- Stop saying "roomie"!
- No can do.
305
00:13:28,716 --> 00:13:30,983
Because I am one.
And I have one.
306
00:13:30,989 --> 00:13:32,697
I just hope that you realize
307
00:13:32,703 --> 00:13:34,923
that the only reason
that you and your "roomie"
308
00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:36,217
are getting along so well
309
00:13:36,223 --> 00:13:39,517
is because you no longer have
any expectations of one another.
310
00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:41,204
The opposite of our dynamic.
311
00:13:41,210 --> 00:13:44,414
And if you were still together,
things would be exactly the same...
312
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:47,270
you would focus on the kids,
he would focus on himself,
313
00:13:47,276 --> 00:13:50,358
and then you would punish him
for making you feel invisible.
314
00:13:50,466 --> 00:13:53,478
You're so smart and sexy.
You should be a psychiatrist.
315
00:13:53,764 --> 00:13:56,180
Thanks, hon. You, too.
316
00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:57,702
- Yeah?
- Oh...
317
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,295
You know what? I
have to let you go.
318
00:13:59,301 --> 00:14:01,079
I just heard the
front door, and um,
319
00:14:01,085 --> 00:14:03,475
I'm gonna pretend like I'm asleep
so that my roomie doesn't feel weird
320
00:14:03,481 --> 00:14:06,160
about having sex in
the next room-y. Bye.
321
00:14:06,878 --> 00:14:09,279
How rad was that?
322
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:13,877
- So rad. So rad.
- So rad!
323
00:14:14,665 --> 00:14:16,493
You know what I'm
in the mood for?
324
00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,751
A Gatorade and a
good night's sleep?
325
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:21,624
- No, old man.
- Oh, yes.
326
00:14:22,732 --> 00:14:25,937
We have this entire
house to ourselves,
327
00:14:25,943 --> 00:14:29,529
- Mmm...
- and I intend to use it.
328
00:14:29,606 --> 00:14:33,988
Ohh! Aggh! I'm good,
I'm good... good. Yeah.
329
00:14:34,179 --> 00:14:36,916
- That's good. That's hot. So hot.
- You like it?
330
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:41,082
- Mm-hmm.
- Hm?
331
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,359
Woo-ooh!
332
00:14:43,562 --> 00:14:45,084
Hello.
333
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,664
Oh, hey, there you go.
334
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:52,752
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Chopper
7, right, we have liftoff.
335
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,289
There we go!
336
00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:58,573
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
337
00:14:58,579 --> 00:15:02,103
Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
338
00:15:04,525 --> 00:15:07,864
Yeah, that's good.
That's good, yep. Sexy.
339
00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:11,847
- You're such an old man.
- Sexy, sexy. Very sexy.
340
00:15:11,853 --> 00:15:13,619
- Yeah?
- Not so sexy.
341
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,595
- Baby, it's too high. It's above...
- Are you sure?
342
00:15:15,601 --> 00:15:17,310
it's above your
belly button, yeah.
343
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,814
Ow. Ow.
344
00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,728
Aye... Ow! Oh, my God,
I think you just...
345
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:23,734
- I think you scratched my cornea.
- Aww! Ooh, ooh.
346
00:15:24,312 --> 00:15:27,346
- Sorry!
- No, I'm okay. I'm okay, I'm okay.
347
00:15:27,352 --> 00:15:30,946
Babe, you are so sexy
I can't even stand it.
348
00:15:31,124 --> 00:15:33,250
But I am incredibly dehydrated,
349
00:15:33,256 --> 00:15:36,438
so if maybe I could just get
some water, meet you upstairs?
350
00:15:36,444 --> 00:15:38,055
- I'll get it.
- Okay.
351
00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:39,825
Meet you up there.
352
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,463
- Huh?
- Oh, ohh.
353
00:15:42,746 --> 00:15:46,742
- Oh, oh, there she goes! There she goes.
- ? Ba da-da da-da da-da! ?
354
00:15:53,656 --> 00:15:55,064
Seriously?
355
00:16:08,738 --> 00:16:09,941
Oh, my God!
356
00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:12,109
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to scare you.
357
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,506
- What happened? Is everything okay?
- Nothing. I just startled Lisa.
358
00:16:15,512 --> 00:16:17,963
She's not wearing her glasses, so
I don't think she knew it was me.
359
00:16:17,969 --> 00:16:19,169
Ah, ha-ha, no.
360
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:20,394
I thought it was your
week in the garage,
361
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,673
- actually. So.
- Okay, look, look.
362
00:16:21,679 --> 00:16:23,791
This is all my fault, okay?
363
00:16:23,797 --> 00:16:26,681
I forgot to tell you there's no
AC out there, so we decided...
364
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:28,762
What... what... what is this?
365
00:16:28,768 --> 00:16:30,487
Is this new? I haven't
seen this before.
366
00:16:30,493 --> 00:16:32,689
It's not brand new.
It's new to you.
367
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:36,050
Lisa!
368
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,329
Wait.
369
00:16:38,469 --> 00:16:39,669
Lisa...
370
00:16:39,675 --> 00:16:42,525
Lisa, hey. It's the middle of
the night. Where are you going?
371
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,774
Did you really think the three of
us were just gonna shack up together?
372
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:49,311
Come on, Lisa.
This is a big house.
373
00:16:49,317 --> 00:16:51,983
- Don't be crazy.
- I am not being crazy.
374
00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,873
In fact, this is the
most sane I've ever been.
375
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,606
Lisa...
376
00:16:59,595 --> 00:17:01,395
You forgot your glasses.
377
00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:04,489
Hey. Lisa.
378
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,587
Hey, hey, hey! Come on.
379
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,865
Lisa, come on.
380
00:17:07,871 --> 00:17:09,960
Look, you need these to drive.
381
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:12,850
- Don't you?
- Yes, I do.
382
00:17:12,856 --> 00:17:14,056
I can't believe
you're this angry.
383
00:17:14,062 --> 00:17:15,633
Look, we're only doing
this because of the heat.
384
00:17:15,639 --> 00:17:17,031
You're only doing it
'cause of the heat,
385
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,256
you're only doing it
'cause of the kids,
386
00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:20,039
you're only doing it because
you're upside down on the house.
387
00:17:20,045 --> 00:17:21,727
You have a million
reasons why you refuse
388
00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:24,390
to let go of your ex-wife, except
the only one that makes sense...
389
00:17:24,396 --> 00:17:26,245
You're still in love with her.
390
00:17:26,765 --> 00:17:28,082
Cut it out, all right?
391
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:30,572
Don't think I didn't notice
you spent the entire night
392
00:17:30,578 --> 00:17:32,462
on your phone liking
pictures of Lena and the kids.
393
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,572
It's very obvious where your heart
is, Signor. And it's not with me.
394
00:17:35,578 --> 00:17:38,771
"Signor"? Come on, Li...
That's... that's not even...
395
00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:40,732
That's not even true.
396
00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:44,292
Lisa...
397
00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:46,346
Lisa.
398
00:18:10,638 --> 00:18:11,838
Lena?
399
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:13,576
Lena?
400
00:18:13,582 --> 00:18:15,373
Martin. Yeah? Hey.
401
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:17,086
- Hey.
- Hey. Is everything okay with...
402
00:18:17,092 --> 00:18:19,176
Do you know what this is?
403
00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:22,359
- A turtle?
- It's Josh.
404
00:18:22,646 --> 00:18:24,113
Our turtle.
405
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:25,948
- Are you sure?
- I'm sure.
406
00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:27,369
I think...
407
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:29,848
I think it's a sign.
408
00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:33,648
- Josh is?
- Josh had his chance.
409
00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:36,318
Josh was handed his freedom.
410
00:18:36,399 --> 00:18:38,526
And he could have gone
anywhere and done anything.
411
00:18:38,532 --> 00:18:39,910
And you know what Josh did?
412
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,720
Josh came home.
413
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,302
Josh...
414
00:18:48,978 --> 00:18:50,496
wants to be home.
415
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,129
- He does?
- He does.
416
00:18:54,461 --> 00:18:55,661
Oh.
417
00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:58,548
? Hello, my old heart ?
418
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,051
? It's been so long ?
419
00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:04,539
? Since I've given you away ?
420
00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,791
Um... maybe take
Josh off my hair.
421
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,705
- What? Oh. Okay.
- I don't want Josh in my hair.
422
00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:10,627
- Can you put Josh on the ground?
- Mm-hmm.
423
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:12,096
? ...I've built around you ?
424
00:19:12,164 --> 00:19:15,136
- Okay. Go.
- ? To keep you safe ?
425
00:19:20,516 --> 00:19:21,823
Oh... oh... I...
426
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:24,123
- I thought we were roomies.
- We are not roomies.
427
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,189
When we were married,
we were roomies.
428
00:19:26,195 --> 00:19:31,290
Well, in that case, we have
a big problem on our hands.
429
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,531
- We have a very, very big problem...
- Mm-hm.
430
00:19:41,364 --> 00:19:42,791
Hey.
431
00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:45,673
I wanted you to look at me.
432
00:19:46,877 --> 00:19:49,310
I felt like you
stopped seeing me.
433
00:19:51,714 --> 00:19:53,092
I see you.
434
00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:19,111
- Oh! What the...
- Aah!
435
00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:21,068
So, I'm sorry, we're buying
436
00:20:21,074 --> 00:20:24,538
all of the things on our
housekeeper's wish-list?
437
00:20:24,544 --> 00:20:28,364
- Is it... is it her birthday or something?
- It's not stuff for her.
438
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:30,749
It's stuff she needs
to clean our house.
439
00:20:33,836 --> 00:20:36,004
Oh, hi. Ohh, oh!
440
00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:37,859
- Hey.
- Hey!
441
00:20:40,342 --> 00:20:41,727
What... what...
442
00:20:41,927 --> 00:20:43,136
I...
443
00:20:43,863 --> 00:20:45,063
It's....
444
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,042
It's really good
to see you guys.
445
00:20:47,048 --> 00:20:48,533
- Okay.
- Okay.
446
00:20:48,949 --> 00:20:50,334
Do you know what this means?
447
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,738
Yes.
448
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:56,297
Lisa Apple's
housekeeper is pregnant.
449
00:20:56,303 --> 00:21:01,303
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