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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:55,307 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by GoldenBeard 2 00:01:02,177 --> 00:01:04,174 Welcome. 3 00:01:04,176 --> 00:01:05,941 You're just in time for our story. 4 00:01:05,943 --> 00:01:08,074 An epic detective adventure. 5 00:01:08,076 --> 00:01:10,340 Sherlock Holmes, the greatest... 6 00:01:10,342 --> 00:01:12,372 Oh, let's do "Gnomeo and Juliet" instead! 7 00:01:12,374 --> 00:01:13,907 Yeah, we've already done that. 8 00:01:13,909 --> 00:01:15,307 Hey, hey, I know! "Game of Gnomes!" 9 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:18,241 - Or "The Gnome Ranger." - No, we're doing this. 10 00:01:18,243 --> 00:01:21,708 Sherlock Holmes, the greatest detective of all time. 11 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:23,441 And ours will be the best ever. 12 00:01:23,443 --> 00:01:25,840 Because our Sherlock is a... 13 00:01:25,842 --> 00:01:27,375 Let's do "The Twilight Gnome." 14 00:01:27,377 --> 00:01:29,507 - No, no! - Or "Spider-Man: Gnomecoming." 15 00:01:29,509 --> 00:01:30,807 Or "Indiana Gnomes." 16 00:01:30,809 --> 00:01:34,576 No! Because our Sherlock is a garden gnome! 17 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:37,973 He's a garden gnome! Okay? 18 00:01:37,975 --> 00:01:39,875 Oh, well, why didn't you just say that? 19 00:01:41,109 --> 00:01:43,074 Prepare for a tale of suspense, 20 00:01:43,076 --> 00:01:45,041 intrigue, and mystery. 21 00:01:45,043 --> 00:01:46,908 Ooh, mystery. 22 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:50,210 Prepare for "Sherlock Gnomes." 23 00:01:55,043 --> 00:01:56,375 The final clue, Watson. 24 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,473 The kidnapped gnomes are in the museum. 25 00:01:58,475 --> 00:02:00,375 And seconds away from being smashed! 26 00:02:00,577 --> 00:02:02,343 We shall see about that. 27 00:02:03,044 --> 00:02:05,244 - Help! - Help. 28 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,341 Show yourself, Moriarty! 29 00:02:09,343 --> 00:02:11,276 Help! I'm stuck! 30 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:12,709 Oh, Sherlock. 31 00:02:12,711 --> 00:02:14,151 How can I resist a request like that? 32 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:18,242 Ta-da! Here I am! Your favorite evil pie mascot. 33 00:02:18,244 --> 00:02:20,976 Though I said "evil", I do cry at sad films. 34 00:02:20,978 --> 00:02:22,743 I'm very complex. Don't try and get me. 35 00:02:22,978 --> 00:02:24,574 Shirley. Could I call you that? 36 00:02:24,576 --> 00:02:27,976 You are just in time to see these gnomes go extinct. 37 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:32,509 This stops now, Moriarty. 38 00:02:32,511 --> 00:02:33,742 Oh, be honest, Sherlock. 39 00:02:33,744 --> 00:02:35,611 You enjoy our little game as much as I do. 40 00:02:35,843 --> 00:02:37,408 This is no game. 41 00:02:37,410 --> 00:02:39,641 I am the sworn protector of London's garden gnomes. 42 00:02:39,643 --> 00:02:42,309 If you are the sworn protector of the city's gnomes, 43 00:02:42,311 --> 00:02:44,174 then I am their sworn destroyer! 44 00:02:44,176 --> 00:02:47,476 And we will keep playing this little game, Sherlock, 45 00:02:47,478 --> 00:02:50,242 until I crush every last gnome in London. 46 00:02:50,244 --> 00:02:53,075 I'll stop you until the day I die. 47 00:02:53,077 --> 00:02:54,407 Oh, lightbulb moment. 48 00:02:54,409 --> 00:02:57,342 What is it? Yeah, today's that day. 49 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,311 Come, Sherlock. Come dance with me. 50 00:03:21,478 --> 00:03:22,543 Ow! 51 00:03:22,545 --> 00:03:23,611 No! 52 00:03:26,611 --> 00:03:28,410 Fudge buckets. 53 00:03:30,912 --> 00:03:32,079 Sherlock! 54 00:03:41,712 --> 00:03:42,910 No thanks needed. 55 00:03:42,912 --> 00:03:45,079 It is my sworn duty to protect you. 56 00:03:45,545 --> 00:03:46,675 No hugs. 57 00:03:46,677 --> 00:03:49,144 - Oh, Watson. - Yes, Sherlock? 58 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,878 Yours, I believe. 59 00:03:58,045 --> 00:03:59,744 It's over, Watson. 60 00:03:59,746 --> 00:04:01,210 With Moriarty gone, 61 00:04:01,212 --> 00:04:05,112 London is once again safe for all garden gnomes. 62 00:04:49,347 --> 00:04:51,479 Our new home in London. 63 00:04:51,481 --> 00:04:53,511 Oh, doesn't it look lovely? 64 00:04:53,513 --> 00:04:55,544 It's a long way from Stratford-upon-Avon. 65 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,345 But a lot closer to the grandkids. 66 00:04:57,613 --> 00:05:01,181 And we'll feel better once we get our gnomes in the garden. 67 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,345 London. 68 00:05:07,347 --> 00:05:09,813 A brand new adventure for us, 69 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,912 and our star-crossed lovers, 70 00:05:11,914 --> 00:05:14,448 Gnomeo and Juliet. 71 00:05:15,714 --> 00:05:18,645 Right. Let's go out and buy an expensive coffee. 72 00:05:18,647 --> 00:05:20,446 That's what people do around here. 73 00:05:20,448 --> 00:05:22,677 Oh, yes, I've been practicing my order. 74 00:05:22,679 --> 00:05:26,546 A skinny triple shot soy latte, extra dry. 75 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:39,145 What a dump! 76 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,078 Where's the new garden? 77 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,347 This is the new garden, Fawn. 78 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:47,878 Naw, I'm going back in the box. 79 00:05:50,815 --> 00:05:52,380 Girls! Language. 80 00:05:52,382 --> 00:05:55,115 I guess it's a fixer-upper? 81 00:05:55,347 --> 00:05:56,880 Well, I think 82 00:05:56,882 --> 00:05:59,948 that it's the most beautiful garden in the world 83 00:06:00,349 --> 00:06:01,880 because you're standing in it. 84 00:06:01,882 --> 00:06:04,278 - Oof, that was super cheesy. - Aw, seriously? 85 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,412 I practiced that line in the car for about 10 minutes. 86 00:06:07,414 --> 00:06:10,015 It was, like, awful. 87 00:06:11,248 --> 00:06:13,648 Oh, I bet there's a pretty good view up there. 88 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,080 I'll let you know when I get there first. 89 00:06:16,082 --> 00:06:18,449 Right, come here. 90 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:22,649 Whoa! 91 00:06:28,948 --> 00:06:30,548 You win. 92 00:06:31,481 --> 00:06:32,549 Come here. 93 00:06:42,681 --> 00:06:44,081 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 94 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,450 Think of all the adventures we're gonna have. 95 00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:02,784 Juliet, come down this instant, before you fall. 96 00:07:03,049 --> 00:07:04,313 When is he gonna realize 97 00:07:04,315 --> 00:07:06,348 you're the toughest gnome in the garden? 98 00:07:06,616 --> 00:07:09,116 Now that was a good line. 99 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,347 She loves me. 100 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,482 She loves me not. She loves me... 101 00:07:14,715 --> 00:07:16,013 Oh, hi, Nanette. 102 00:07:16,015 --> 00:07:18,681 Ooh, I think someone's got a crush on someone. 103 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:20,448 Mmm. Maybe. 104 00:07:20,450 --> 00:07:23,481 Oh, well, maybe they have a crush on you back. 105 00:07:23,483 --> 00:07:25,648 - Do you really think so? - I don't know. 106 00:07:25,650 --> 00:07:27,580 - I don't know who it is, do I? - Oh. 107 00:07:27,582 --> 00:07:30,092 - Gather 'round, everyone. - Come on, everybody. 108 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:34,516 Choppity-chop! We have an announcement. 109 00:07:36,315 --> 00:07:39,849 Lord Redbrick and I are officially retiring. 110 00:07:40,049 --> 00:07:42,381 We both think a new garden 111 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:46,650 is the perfect opportunity to name new leaders. 112 00:07:46,984 --> 00:07:49,683 Gnomeo and Juliet. 113 00:07:50,183 --> 00:07:51,313 Us? 114 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:56,114 Hurray for nepotism. Unbelievable. 115 00:07:56,116 --> 00:07:58,616 Gnomeo and Juliet will lead us 116 00:07:59,649 --> 00:08:00,715 in preparing the garden for winter. 117 00:08:00,717 --> 00:08:04,349 As soon as the garden blooms in the spring, 118 00:08:04,551 --> 00:08:08,118 we'll have a Seedling Ceremony to celebrate. 119 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:10,616 - Come along, dear. - Ooh. 120 00:08:11,284 --> 00:08:13,381 Look at this place. Isn't it perfect? 121 00:08:13,383 --> 00:08:14,715 It's awful. 122 00:08:14,717 --> 00:08:17,915 Unbelievably awful. But it is ours. 123 00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:19,950 Yeah, it's ours. 124 00:08:20,284 --> 00:08:22,652 And I'm gonna show this garden who's boss. 125 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:31,151 Hmm. 126 00:08:31,984 --> 00:08:35,082 Watson! Look what you've done to the globe. 127 00:08:35,084 --> 00:08:36,681 Me? 128 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,349 - You're the one who kicked it. - Because you ducked. 129 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,047 The very reason you're wearing padding is so I can kick you. 130 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:43,182 I am not your punching bag! 131 00:08:43,184 --> 00:08:44,716 Don't be absurd. Of course you are. 132 00:08:44,718 --> 00:08:47,382 Oh, how I miss having a proper enemy. 133 00:08:47,384 --> 00:08:49,849 Well, I'm sorry I'm not Moriarty. 134 00:08:49,851 --> 00:08:53,715 Sherlock! Watson! Just look at this mess! 135 00:08:53,717 --> 00:08:55,783 How many times have I told you? 136 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:59,218 If you want to practice fighting, do it outside! 137 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:01,250 We're sorry, Mrs. Udderson. 138 00:09:01,252 --> 00:09:03,517 Sherlock Gnomes! Sherlock Gnomes! 139 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:05,582 And Dr. W... Ooh! Oof! 140 00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:06,949 Finally, a new case. 141 00:09:06,951 --> 00:09:08,617 - What seems to be the trouble? - It's my friends. 142 00:09:08,619 --> 00:09:10,783 All my friends. The whole garden. 143 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:13,215 They've disappeared. They're all gone! 144 00:09:13,217 --> 00:09:14,749 A whole garden? 145 00:09:14,751 --> 00:09:18,149 Watson, gnomes are in danger. To the scene of the crime. 146 00:09:18,151 --> 00:09:19,849 Breaking news! 147 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:22,282 While London prepares for its largest fireworks display ever, 148 00:09:22,284 --> 00:09:24,151 something barely newsworthy is happening 149 00:09:24,153 --> 00:09:25,518 in the gardens across the capital. 150 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,716 Someone is out there stealing innocent gnomes. 151 00:09:27,718 --> 00:09:30,749 Like Barry. Barry was just sitting there, doing nothing. 152 00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:31,850 Now he's gone. 153 00:09:31,852 --> 00:09:33,649 And Barry is just the tip of the iceberg. 154 00:09:33,651 --> 00:09:36,518 Susan, Tim, Brad, gone. 155 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,484 This weird gnome with his sparkly piano, gone! 156 00:09:39,486 --> 00:09:41,584 These gnomes on a pig, for no reason. 157 00:09:41,586 --> 00:09:43,649 I hope that's not ham on that pizza. 158 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:46,450 All gone! The list goes on. 159 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,350 When contacted, the police said... 160 00:09:48,352 --> 00:09:51,183 We have no time for this. Please don't contact us again. 161 00:09:52,418 --> 00:09:53,749 They're clearly swamped. 162 00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:56,885 Some say it's a job for Sherlock Gnomes. 163 00:09:57,353 --> 00:09:59,919 Others say it's a slow news day. 164 00:10:04,553 --> 00:10:06,484 All right, Barbara, time for bed. 165 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,317 Ugh. 166 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,087 Humans are tiresomely naive. 167 00:10:13,352 --> 00:10:17,317 It is an ornamental crime on a scale we have never seen before. 168 00:10:17,319 --> 00:10:20,020 This garden alone lost 10 gnomes today. 169 00:10:22,486 --> 00:10:26,386 Grass, perfectly even. Soil, undisturbed. 170 00:10:26,621 --> 00:10:28,654 Ant colony, thriving. 171 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:32,317 - Do you see it, Watson? - Yes, there are no footprints. 172 00:10:33,819 --> 00:10:34,986 Hmm. 173 00:10:37,154 --> 00:10:38,850 Hmm. 174 00:10:38,852 --> 00:10:41,519 Someone kidnapped all the gnomes from this backyard 175 00:10:41,754 --> 00:10:45,354 without leaving a single footprint. 176 00:10:50,853 --> 00:10:53,353 A gnome can dream. 177 00:10:53,355 --> 00:10:55,755 - Benny. - Aye? 178 00:10:55,987 --> 00:10:58,519 So, have you talked to the lucky lady yet? 179 00:10:58,521 --> 00:11:01,118 Told your mystery crush you adore her? 180 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,852 Funny you should say that... 181 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,551 - No. - Well, why not? 182 00:11:04,553 --> 00:11:06,252 Is she that scary? Is she? I mean, is she? 183 00:11:06,254 --> 00:11:08,087 She can be. 184 00:11:08,521 --> 00:11:11,021 La vida buena. 185 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,918 Don't work too hard, Mankini. 186 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,152 You've only been lying there for four days. 187 00:11:15,154 --> 00:11:16,986 Sun's out, buns out! 188 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:20,153 I'm okay. 189 00:11:21,587 --> 00:11:24,721 Hey, we said that we were gonna plant these next to the shed, remember? 190 00:11:24,953 --> 00:11:27,188 Yeah, but they look better there. 191 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,188 Oh, all right. I suppose. 192 00:11:30,419 --> 00:11:31,985 Here. Let me help you with that. 193 00:11:31,987 --> 00:11:33,587 Whoa, hey! 194 00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:36,120 - I feel sick. - Me, too. 195 00:11:36,388 --> 00:11:39,685 This garden is still missing something. Something special. 196 00:11:39,687 --> 00:11:41,119 Oh, I was just thinking that. 197 00:11:41,121 --> 00:11:42,887 Do you know what would be great? Maybe... 198 00:11:42,889 --> 00:11:44,850 Something that will tie the whole garden together. 199 00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:48,487 What about a new centerpiece? 200 00:11:48,789 --> 00:11:50,585 - I'm gonna throw up. - I've got it. 201 00:11:50,587 --> 00:11:52,654 We need a new centerpiece. 202 00:11:52,954 --> 00:11:54,685 That's exactly what I just said. 203 00:11:54,687 --> 00:11:57,319 Never mind, great minds thing alike. Am I right? 204 00:11:57,321 --> 00:11:59,954 Oh, there's so much to do. I better get started on it. 205 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,786 Awkward. 206 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:06,787 Don't you worry. I know her. 207 00:12:06,789 --> 00:12:10,021 And she was hanging on to your every word. 208 00:12:10,321 --> 00:12:11,519 I think he bought it. 209 00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:12,920 Ever since we took over the garden, 210 00:12:12,922 --> 00:12:15,922 it's like she's not listening to me anymore. 211 00:12:17,021 --> 00:12:20,152 Eh? Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening. 212 00:12:20,154 --> 00:12:21,820 But I have got an idea. 213 00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:25,452 You should do a grand romantic gesture. 214 00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,653 Something reckless and life-threatening. 215 00:12:30,256 --> 00:12:32,052 I've got it! 216 00:12:32,054 --> 00:12:34,420 Go to the zoo and steal a lion! 217 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:36,620 Then fight the lion in front of Juliet. 218 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,454 I am not fighting a lion. 219 00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,421 It doesn't have to be a lion. 220 00:12:40,423 --> 00:12:42,856 It could be a tiger. Or an angry penguin. 221 00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:45,255 I mean, it's either that or flowers. 222 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,052 Flowers? That's it. 223 00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:49,287 I'll get her our special flower for the centerpiece. 224 00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:51,122 Nanette, you're a genius. 225 00:12:51,856 --> 00:12:54,356 Oi, Benny, can you give me a hand with something? 226 00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:56,255 Step into my office. 227 00:13:03,688 --> 00:13:05,721 The previous owners left a bunch 228 00:13:05,723 --> 00:13:08,023 of amazing electronics in here. 229 00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:10,721 Ta-da! 230 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,689 Um... 231 00:13:13,856 --> 00:13:16,420 It was on the computer when I found it. 232 00:13:16,422 --> 00:13:19,088 Yeah, mate. Yeah, sure it was. 233 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:21,356 Right. Image search. 234 00:13:21,622 --> 00:13:24,588 All right, type in "Cupid's Arrow Orchid". 235 00:13:25,423 --> 00:13:27,287 You just have to hit it. Just click it. 236 00:13:27,289 --> 00:13:29,287 Just click the thing! You don't have to type the whole sent... All right. 237 00:13:29,289 --> 00:13:32,354 Tell me when you see it. Tell me when you see it. 238 00:13:32,356 --> 00:13:33,821 That's the one! 239 00:13:33,823 --> 00:13:36,089 First time we met we was trying to get one of those. 240 00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:39,777 So, we just need to find a flower shop that sells 'em. 241 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:44,854 Zero-point-eight miles. 242 00:13:44,856 --> 00:13:47,854 And looks like there's a massive blue line on the ground you can follow. 243 00:13:47,856 --> 00:13:49,488 Isn't that handy? 244 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:50,789 Let's do this. 245 00:13:56,990 --> 00:13:59,722 I'll have eyes and ears on you at all times. 246 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:03,890 All right, mate? Let's go liberate a flower! 247 00:14:19,824 --> 00:14:21,889 Tiny Dancer, come in, Tiny Dancer. 248 00:14:21,891 --> 00:14:24,523 This is Benny 101 dash brackets the Benlord 249 00:14:24,525 --> 00:14:26,056 close brackets exclamation mark 250 00:14:26,058 --> 00:14:28,558 smiley-face emoji dollar sign dollar sign. 251 00:14:29,057 --> 00:14:31,056 You have got to pick another code name. 252 00:14:31,058 --> 00:14:32,058 There's no time. 253 00:14:45,225 --> 00:14:47,757 - Benny, can you... - Benny 101 dash brackets 254 00:14:47,759 --> 00:14:50,123 the Benlord close brackets exclamation mark 255 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:53,189 smiley-face emoji dollar sign dollar sign. Yes? 256 00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:55,855 Can you pull up the shop's blueprints 257 00:14:55,857 --> 00:14:57,290 and show me the best entry points? 258 00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:58,656 Yes, I can. 259 00:14:58,658 --> 00:15:00,291 No, I can't. 260 00:15:00,757 --> 00:15:02,025 You... 261 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,324 I see a ventilation shaft. Will that get me inside? 262 00:15:06,558 --> 00:15:08,291 Ooh. 263 00:15:08,293 --> 00:15:12,259 I have no idea. It might. Over. 264 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:15,791 All right. I'm in. 265 00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:17,759 Nice work, Tiny Dancer. 266 00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:24,922 Ooh, that must be the burglar alarm. 267 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,056 What's your plan, Tiny D? 268 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,657 Just the usual. Totally wing it, 269 00:15:27,659 --> 00:15:30,223 risk life and limb, escape by the skin of my teeth. 270 00:15:30,225 --> 00:15:32,692 I call it "pulling a Gnomeo." 271 00:15:35,992 --> 00:15:38,092 And, uh, don't call me Tiny D. 272 00:15:51,393 --> 00:15:54,322 Gnomeo? Hey, Benny, have you seen Gnomeo? 273 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:56,624 No! Well, maybe. 274 00:15:57,226 --> 00:15:59,990 Is that Gnomeo? He left the garden? 275 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,325 - Oh, no. - Where is he? What is he doing? 276 00:16:05,858 --> 00:16:07,958 Oh, fertilizer. 277 00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:19,392 Next time, remember to have an escape plan. 278 00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:22,193 If there is a next time. 279 00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:37,758 Hurry. 280 00:16:41,193 --> 00:16:44,292 Eight gardens of gnomes vanish into thin air. 281 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:48,725 No clues. Not so much as a single footprint. 282 00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:51,892 There is only one ornament evil enough and brilliant enough 283 00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:54,460 to pull off such a diabolical scheme. 284 00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:56,224 Moriarty. 285 00:16:56,226 --> 00:16:58,158 Moriarty? But that's impossible. 286 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,359 Moriarty was smashed. We saw it. 287 00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:03,026 We can't have seen the complete picture. 288 00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:04,459 He's alive. 289 00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:06,224 How could he possibly have survived? 290 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,492 Anyway, Moriarty always left us a clue, 291 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:09,626 his calling card. 292 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:13,328 Yes. What am I missing? 293 00:17:14,628 --> 00:17:15,993 Watson, give me your map. 294 00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:21,461 The gnomes that just moved in... 295 00:17:21,928 --> 00:17:23,525 Where do they live? 296 00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:24,660 I believe right here. 297 00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,559 A-ha! Do you see, Watson? 298 00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:28,861 Moriarty has left his calling card. 299 00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:31,626 "M"! 300 00:17:31,628 --> 00:17:34,828 Hurry, Watson! Those gnomes are in terrible danger. 301 00:17:39,495 --> 00:17:41,762 Juliet! Wait! Stop! I... 302 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,826 I... I can explain. 303 00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,760 What on Earth were you thinking? 304 00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:47,361 I was getting this! 305 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:48,958 Remember this? 306 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,261 You risked getting smashed for some flower? 307 00:17:51,263 --> 00:17:54,959 Not some flower, our flower. I did this for you. 308 00:17:54,961 --> 00:17:57,059 You did this for me? For me? 309 00:17:57,061 --> 00:18:00,160 I've got responsibilities. I don't have time for this! 310 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,792 No, you just don't have time for us. 311 00:18:01,794 --> 00:18:03,859 There will be plenty of time for us 312 00:18:03,861 --> 00:18:05,327 after I get the garden ready. 313 00:18:05,329 --> 00:18:06,859 Unbelievable! 314 00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:08,493 What do you care more about, the garden or me? 315 00:18:08,495 --> 00:18:10,659 - Oh. You're being ridiculous! - That is not an answer. 316 00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:13,894 The garden can't wait and you can! 317 00:18:18,028 --> 00:18:19,994 Gnomeo, help! There's something here! 318 00:18:19,996 --> 00:18:21,262 It's a... Whoa! 319 00:18:21,662 --> 00:18:23,228 Benny! What's going on? 320 00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,592 - Dad! - Mom! 321 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,294 - Nanette! - Benny! 322 00:18:39,696 --> 00:18:41,262 Ju, they're all gone. 323 00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:43,295 We're too late. 324 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,026 Please step back. 325 00:18:45,028 --> 00:18:46,761 This is an active crime scene. 326 00:18:46,763 --> 00:18:49,895 Hey! Who are you and what are you doing in our garden? 327 00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:51,262 Your garden? 328 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,026 Where were the two of you when this happened? 329 00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:55,528 Oh... They were having a lovers' quarrel. 330 00:18:55,729 --> 00:18:57,462 See how she's facing away from him? 331 00:18:57,464 --> 00:18:58,860 She's angry with him. 332 00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:01,927 The flower in his hand was intended as a romantic gesture. 333 00:19:01,929 --> 00:19:04,563 A desperate act that predictably backfired. 334 00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:06,294 - Oi! - Watson. 335 00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:08,026 Search the west quadrant. 336 00:19:08,028 --> 00:19:09,528 If that fiend is behind this, 337 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,696 he will have left his calling card. 338 00:19:11,929 --> 00:19:13,162 What's this? 339 00:19:14,662 --> 00:19:16,228 Let me see that. 340 00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:17,664 Tell me what it is. 341 00:19:17,898 --> 00:19:19,161 It's a clue. 342 00:19:19,163 --> 00:19:20,895 It will lead us to our next destination. 343 00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:23,860 And if you ever want to see your friends and family again, 344 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:25,395 you'll hand it over. 345 00:19:30,929 --> 00:19:32,395 The nine. 346 00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:34,561 There is a slight crack in its leg. 347 00:19:34,563 --> 00:19:39,430 Hmm. Where have I seen this particular nine before? 348 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,529 Nine, nine, nine, nine... 349 00:20:01,063 --> 00:20:02,996 Nine! I've got it! 350 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:04,963 To Chinatown, Watson. 351 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,163 The game is afoot. 352 00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:11,131 Mate, you're going nowhere... 353 00:20:12,532 --> 00:20:14,795 Stay here! We're on the case. 354 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,196 What a complete and total... 355 00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:18,163 Get up. We're going after them. 356 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,163 Wait! 357 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:37,163 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 358 00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:42,063 Wait! 359 00:20:43,965 --> 00:20:45,564 All ahead full, Watson. 360 00:20:47,965 --> 00:20:49,965 No, wait for us! 361 00:20:52,332 --> 00:20:53,429 Hold on! 362 00:20:53,431 --> 00:20:55,665 Forget them! We can handle this ourselves. 363 00:20:55,899 --> 00:20:57,997 Or do the exact opposite. Your call. 364 00:20:58,198 --> 00:21:00,532 Keep those tablets coming, Watson. 365 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,299 The water level. It's dropping. 366 00:21:10,065 --> 00:21:11,399 Cut the engines! 367 00:21:14,365 --> 00:21:16,097 Now tell us what happened to our family. 368 00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:18,597 We don't have time for this. Will you please step aside? 369 00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:20,629 Not until you tell us what's going on. 370 00:21:20,631 --> 00:21:21,763 Hmm? 371 00:21:21,765 --> 00:21:24,098 - Oh. Too late. - What's too late? 372 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,562 Oh, here they come. 373 00:21:25,564 --> 00:21:27,330 And now we have a rat problem, 374 00:21:27,332 --> 00:21:29,863 thanks to these meddlesome amateurs. 375 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,363 If you don't want to get trampled, 376 00:21:33,365 --> 00:21:35,330 I suggest you help Watson pull. 377 00:21:35,332 --> 00:21:37,533 Come on! Give me a hand. 378 00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:45,231 Oh, phew. 379 00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,363 "Phew"? Young gnome, 380 00:21:47,365 --> 00:21:50,665 what exactly do you think those rats were running from? 381 00:21:50,867 --> 00:21:51,967 Oh, no. 382 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,734 There! That's our way out! 383 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:05,999 Sherlock! Hold on! 384 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:32,264 Are you okay? 385 00:22:32,266 --> 00:22:33,932 You were saying, uh, something about 386 00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:35,299 "meddlesome amateurs"? 387 00:22:35,301 --> 00:22:37,398 I stand by that assessment. 388 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,734 But if you insist on meddling, perhaps you could supplement Watson's efforts. 389 00:22:42,332 --> 00:22:43,932 How thoughtful. 390 00:22:43,934 --> 00:22:45,398 What did you say your names were? 391 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,697 - We didn't. I'm Gnomeo. - Juliet. 392 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,800 I'm Sherlock Gnomes, the world's first consulting detective 393 00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,265 and sworn protector of London's garden gnomes. 394 00:22:53,267 --> 00:22:55,432 - And I am... - No time for that now, Watson. 395 00:22:55,434 --> 00:22:57,801 To the surface! We've not a moment to lose. 396 00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:03,498 Look, now we're on the team, how about you tell us what's going on? 397 00:23:03,501 --> 00:23:04,867 Starting with this. 398 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:08,967 The "M" stands for Sherlock's archenemy, Moriarty. 399 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,567 ♪ Moriarty's pies The taste that makes you smile ♪ 400 00:23:12,867 --> 00:23:16,201 ♪ Filled with goobarb syrup Makes you eat it all the while ♪ 401 00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:20,067 Some ornaments are just manufactured evil. 402 00:23:20,601 --> 00:23:24,034 And Moriarty, he was the most evil of the lot. 403 00:23:26,935 --> 00:23:30,666 For years, Moriarty terrorized the ornamental world... 404 00:23:32,569 --> 00:23:33,866 Oh. 405 00:23:33,868 --> 00:23:36,335 Until he met his match in Sherlock Gnomes. 406 00:23:36,736 --> 00:23:38,698 Suddenly he had a worthy opponent. 407 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:39,800 Hmm. 408 00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:41,599 And beating Sherlock became his obsession. 409 00:23:41,601 --> 00:23:44,435 So Moriarty began to play his terrible game. 410 00:23:45,302 --> 00:23:47,267 He would kidnap gnomes... 411 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:51,134 leave a trail of clues as to their location... 412 00:23:52,302 --> 00:23:56,634 and challenge us to find them within 24 hours or he'd smash them. 413 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,000 He's gonna smash our friends and family? 414 00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:00,266 So, how do we stop him? 415 00:24:00,268 --> 00:24:02,434 We play his game. For now. 416 00:24:02,636 --> 00:24:05,368 We follow his trail of clues and find the gnomes. 417 00:24:16,334 --> 00:24:18,869 The 9 with a crack in its leg. 418 00:24:20,736 --> 00:24:24,968 Just as I remembered. Curly Fu's Emporium. 419 00:24:25,535 --> 00:24:27,235 Let's go 'round the back. 420 00:24:31,569 --> 00:24:34,168 The next clue will be inside. 421 00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:41,966 If you recall, 422 00:24:41,968 --> 00:24:44,833 the last time we were here it was a bit of a catastrophe. 423 00:24:44,835 --> 00:24:49,169 Yes. I have a memory of some slight unpleasantness. 424 00:24:54,403 --> 00:24:56,570 Put these on so we don't get spotted. 425 00:24:57,602 --> 00:24:59,902 Now, just act natural. 426 00:25:05,169 --> 00:25:06,333 I think that suits you. 427 00:25:06,335 --> 00:25:07,602 Focus. 428 00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:11,437 There, you see. We're blending in perfectly. 429 00:25:25,803 --> 00:25:28,870 I'm fairly sure we've been spotted. 430 00:25:44,403 --> 00:25:49,535 Her Highness, the Grand Empress dowager Pom-Pom! 431 00:25:54,470 --> 00:25:58,070 Empress Pom-Pom remembers you, Sherlock Gnomes. 432 00:25:58,403 --> 00:26:00,235 Oh, good, good. 433 00:26:00,237 --> 00:26:02,468 - Not fondly. - Ah. 434 00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:04,235 Well, that's less good, isn't it? 435 00:26:04,237 --> 00:26:08,069 I see you got the orchid I sent to apologize for our last encounter. 436 00:26:08,071 --> 00:26:10,003 A gracious gift. 437 00:26:10,005 --> 00:26:12,936 But you are not the one who offended the Empress. 438 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,669 Sherlock is. 439 00:26:14,671 --> 00:26:19,206 As such, I'm afraid I must ask you all to leave. 440 00:26:19,471 --> 00:26:21,903 Shake it, shake it, shake it. Out, out, out! 441 00:26:21,905 --> 00:26:23,302 He's very sorry. 442 00:26:23,304 --> 00:26:24,869 Tell her how sorry you are. 443 00:26:24,871 --> 00:26:27,569 I'm sorry that I wasted my time solving your case. 444 00:26:27,571 --> 00:26:30,403 Now, technically, that was an apology. 445 00:26:30,405 --> 00:26:32,769 Dozens of gnomes are in danger, 446 00:26:32,771 --> 00:26:34,803 so would you kindly step aside 447 00:26:34,805 --> 00:26:37,703 and let me continue my investigation? 448 00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:44,536 No. 449 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,735 Please. 450 00:26:46,737 --> 00:26:48,302 We just need to take a look around. 451 00:26:48,304 --> 00:26:49,537 It's very important. 452 00:26:49,805 --> 00:26:52,038 Wait, wait, wait. Let me explain. 453 00:26:52,371 --> 00:26:54,804 Wait. I'm warning you. Back off! 454 00:27:05,139 --> 00:27:06,438 Guards! 455 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,436 Watson, you'll have to fend them off. 456 00:27:13,438 --> 00:27:14,736 I'm going clue hunting. 457 00:27:14,738 --> 00:27:16,371 Right. Here we go again. 458 00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:18,503 You help Watson, I'll help Sherlock. 459 00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:20,737 - Huh? Oh, great. - You can handle it. 460 00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:22,805 I was always more of a dog person, anyway. 461 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,205 What are you looking for? 462 00:27:27,207 --> 00:27:29,337 An assistant who asks fewer questions! 463 00:27:29,339 --> 00:27:30,571 Are you always this rude? 464 00:27:30,573 --> 00:27:32,472 That's a question. 465 00:27:32,474 --> 00:27:33,737 A-ha! 466 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,538 That should not be here. 467 00:27:35,540 --> 00:27:39,207 A clock is a terribly offensive gift in Chinese culture. 468 00:27:41,173 --> 00:27:42,739 How cryptic. 469 00:27:42,971 --> 00:27:44,404 Ooh. 470 00:27:44,406 --> 00:27:45,771 Classic Moriarty. 471 00:27:45,773 --> 00:27:47,805 - A plane? Is that the clue? - "NV." 472 00:27:47,807 --> 00:27:49,673 All part of Moriarty's game. 473 00:27:50,107 --> 00:27:51,905 Curious. A different pattern. 474 00:27:51,907 --> 00:27:53,870 What's that supposed to mean? Let me see that. 475 00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:56,004 Miss Juliet, you must trust me. 476 00:27:56,006 --> 00:27:57,906 My methods may be unconventional, 477 00:27:57,908 --> 00:28:00,338 but I will find your family and friends. 478 00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:03,039 Um, we should go. 479 00:28:07,607 --> 00:28:09,073 Other way! 480 00:28:16,707 --> 00:28:18,040 Suction cups. 481 00:28:19,939 --> 00:28:23,005 Paper lanterns. That might work. 482 00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:28,806 Gnomeo! 483 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,806 This way. Hurry up. 484 00:28:39,707 --> 00:28:42,607 Watson, that lamp across the street. 485 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,040 Put these on. Follow me! Quickly now. 486 00:28:59,573 --> 00:29:01,707 You may want to go faster. 487 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,407 Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the tip. 488 00:29:08,408 --> 00:29:09,640 Come on! 489 00:29:15,341 --> 00:29:17,475 Come on! Bring your lanterns. 490 00:29:24,008 --> 00:29:26,406 Get ready with those suction cups. 491 00:29:26,408 --> 00:29:27,940 On my mark. 492 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:29,474 Wait, what are we doing? 493 00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:30,975 Jumping, of course. 494 00:29:37,507 --> 00:29:38,872 Have you solved the clue? 495 00:29:38,874 --> 00:29:40,372 Where are we going next? 496 00:29:40,374 --> 00:29:43,474 I'll explain later. Right now, just hold on. 497 00:29:46,574 --> 00:29:48,908 We'll have to jump onto that tree! 498 00:29:55,975 --> 00:29:58,240 The Natural History Museum. 499 00:29:58,242 --> 00:30:00,372 The site of our last showdown with Moriarty. 500 00:30:00,374 --> 00:30:03,206 Of course! That's where the clue is leading us. 501 00:30:03,208 --> 00:30:04,840 Oh, don't be absurd. 502 00:30:04,842 --> 00:30:06,922 Moriarty would never choose such an obvious location. 503 00:30:07,141 --> 00:30:09,307 All right, smart guy. What's your plan? 504 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:10,840 Well, if you must know, 505 00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:13,907 we are going to the De Jong Modern Art Gallery. 506 00:30:13,909 --> 00:30:15,872 I haven't cracked the latest clue yet, 507 00:30:15,874 --> 00:30:17,206 and the art helps me ruminate. 508 00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:19,474 That's your plan? Art and thinking? 509 00:30:19,476 --> 00:30:21,674 The museum's right there. Let's just go check it out. 510 00:30:21,676 --> 00:30:24,241 Mate, think about it. You beat this guy in the museum, right? 511 00:30:24,243 --> 00:30:26,674 And now he wants revenge. Don't you get it? 512 00:30:26,676 --> 00:30:28,506 He's waiting for you at the museum, 513 00:30:28,508 --> 00:30:30,108 he wants a rematch. 514 00:30:44,177 --> 00:30:46,275 Plus, we can get in right there. 515 00:30:47,342 --> 00:30:49,474 Are you...? Is he even listening to me? 516 00:30:49,476 --> 00:30:50,574 He's not listening. Look. 517 00:30:52,509 --> 00:30:55,742 Oh, good, you stopped talking. Now we can go to the gallery. 518 00:30:55,744 --> 00:30:57,608 You know what? Good luck with that. 519 00:30:57,610 --> 00:30:59,043 We're going to the museum. 520 00:30:59,476 --> 00:31:01,877 Let's just go to the gallery. 521 00:31:02,544 --> 00:31:04,207 Are you serious? 522 00:31:04,209 --> 00:31:06,341 You're seriously choosing him over me? 523 00:31:06,343 --> 00:31:07,875 I'm not choosing anyone. 524 00:31:07,877 --> 00:31:10,141 Sherlock knows this Moriarty guy and you don't. 525 00:31:10,143 --> 00:31:13,241 We're supposed to be a team. Gnomeo and Juliet, remember? 526 00:31:13,243 --> 00:31:14,574 We are a team. 527 00:31:14,576 --> 00:31:15,942 Well, it doesn't feel like it. 528 00:31:15,944 --> 00:31:18,244 It hasn't felt like it since we moved here. 529 00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:20,175 Oh, Gnomeo. 530 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,211 Are you with me or not? 531 00:31:23,276 --> 00:31:24,808 Don't do this. 532 00:31:25,811 --> 00:31:27,342 And there it is. 533 00:31:29,178 --> 00:31:31,309 Good. Now we can go to the gallery. 534 00:31:31,311 --> 00:31:34,609 - Should we go after him? - No! No, we should not. 535 00:31:34,611 --> 00:31:36,009 But you may. 536 00:31:36,277 --> 00:31:38,577 Oh, Sherlock Gnomes. 537 00:31:39,076 --> 00:31:41,111 Don't worry. I'll get him back. 538 00:32:03,111 --> 00:32:04,443 Gnomeo! 539 00:32:04,777 --> 00:32:06,143 Gnomeo? 540 00:32:09,076 --> 00:32:10,708 Oh, don't make me say it. 541 00:32:10,710 --> 00:32:13,544 Wherefore art thou, Gnomeo? 542 00:32:14,144 --> 00:32:16,409 - You all right, mate? - Oh! Cheese and crackers! 543 00:32:16,411 --> 00:32:17,678 Oh, it's just you, then. 544 00:32:17,976 --> 00:32:20,342 We were hoping you'd join us at the gallery. 545 00:32:20,344 --> 00:32:21,842 Not gonna happen, mate. 546 00:32:21,844 --> 00:32:24,611 We are right about the museum. Let's show 'em. 547 00:32:29,878 --> 00:32:31,377 Why do you keep looking back? 548 00:32:31,379 --> 00:32:32,843 He just severed your partnership. 549 00:32:32,845 --> 00:32:35,276 We didn't break up. It was just a fight. 550 00:32:35,278 --> 00:32:38,077 - Hmm. - What exactly does "Hmm" mean? 551 00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:40,109 It means you were young and in love, 552 00:32:40,111 --> 00:32:43,909 but your new garden duties were too much for a young couple to handle. 553 00:32:43,911 --> 00:32:46,811 Likelihood of a breakup, 99%. 554 00:32:46,813 --> 00:32:48,544 Ninety-nine percent? 555 00:32:48,777 --> 00:32:50,210 I rounded down. 556 00:32:51,978 --> 00:32:53,708 Look, you just focus 557 00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:55,042 on finding my friends and family. 558 00:32:55,044 --> 00:32:56,977 Gnomeo and I will be fine. 559 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:06,747 - Did you see that? - No footprints. Of course. 560 00:33:08,313 --> 00:33:10,012 Oh, no. Quickly. 561 00:33:13,013 --> 00:33:14,276 Look, I know you're angry. 562 00:33:14,278 --> 00:33:15,910 How would you feel? 563 00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:17,343 It's like she doesn't even care about me! 564 00:33:17,345 --> 00:33:19,310 A partner who takes you for granted. 565 00:33:19,312 --> 00:33:20,976 Can't think of what that's like. 566 00:33:20,978 --> 00:33:22,410 I don't know how you put up with that gnome. 567 00:33:22,412 --> 00:33:24,443 And if we had six months, I'd list all his faults. 568 00:33:24,445 --> 00:33:27,811 But despite them, he is a brilliant detective. 569 00:33:27,813 --> 00:33:30,477 We all have our good and bad sides. 570 00:33:30,479 --> 00:33:32,412 Sherlock, Miss Juliet... 571 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,313 me. 572 00:33:35,112 --> 00:33:36,878 Do you know what, mate? You're right. 573 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,343 I shouldn't have left her. 574 00:33:38,345 --> 00:33:40,106 I need to go back. I need to make this right. 575 00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:48,912 What is that? 576 00:33:49,581 --> 00:33:54,311 I'm a gargoyle, mate! Also, your worst nightmare! 577 00:33:57,746 --> 00:33:58,979 Come here! 578 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,480 Go on. Run. 579 00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,845 You're never gonna get away on those stubby little legs! 580 00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:19,845 Up there! 581 00:34:26,613 --> 00:34:28,412 Oi, ugly! Over here! 582 00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:29,546 Go! 583 00:34:29,548 --> 00:34:30,912 Ugly, am I? 584 00:34:30,914 --> 00:34:33,613 Gotcha. 585 00:34:33,814 --> 00:34:36,847 Do you know up close you're actually quite handsome? 586 00:34:38,981 --> 00:34:41,215 Now. Let's go. 587 00:34:51,981 --> 00:34:53,414 Gnomeo! 588 00:35:09,648 --> 00:35:10,847 Ah! 589 00:35:16,947 --> 00:35:18,313 Watson. 590 00:35:22,615 --> 00:35:23,981 No. 591 00:35:28,048 --> 00:35:30,180 Come along, Miss Juliet. 592 00:35:32,615 --> 00:35:34,215 We must keep going. 593 00:35:35,981 --> 00:35:38,416 All those gnomes are depending on us. 594 00:35:39,881 --> 00:35:42,012 Sherlock, I don't know what to say. 595 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:43,880 I can't imagine what you're feeling. 596 00:35:44,115 --> 00:35:47,315 This is the darkest day of my career. 597 00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:52,181 I cannot believe that Moriarty is working with gargoyles! 598 00:35:52,581 --> 00:35:54,180 Wait, what? 599 00:35:54,182 --> 00:35:56,814 As soon as this case is over, I must retrieve Watson's map. 600 00:35:56,816 --> 00:36:01,046 That's what you care about? Gargoyles and some stupid map? 601 00:36:01,048 --> 00:36:03,247 It's one of a kind. In the wrong hands... 602 00:36:03,249 --> 00:36:06,249 Gnomeo got taken. He is gone! 603 00:36:06,483 --> 00:36:09,613 And Watson just got smashed. Why aren't you sad or angry? 604 00:36:09,615 --> 00:36:13,247 Sadness and anger will not help me save one single gnome. 605 00:36:13,249 --> 00:36:15,981 Emotion is the enemy of logic. 606 00:36:15,983 --> 00:36:17,713 That is not an answer. 607 00:36:17,715 --> 00:36:20,448 The case can't wait. You can. 608 00:37:11,584 --> 00:37:13,517 Oh, Gnomeo. 609 00:37:21,349 --> 00:37:23,949 Oi! Ronnie! 610 00:37:24,717 --> 00:37:26,082 This one's a handful. 611 00:37:26,084 --> 00:37:27,948 What, I got to babysit? 612 00:37:27,950 --> 00:37:29,414 And you get to do all the creeping 613 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,182 and the kidnapping and fun stuff? 614 00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:34,148 Two words, Reggie: un... fair. 615 00:37:34,150 --> 00:37:37,048 The boss likes me more than he likes you. 616 00:37:37,050 --> 00:37:39,083 I can't help that. 617 00:37:42,418 --> 00:37:44,550 Let me out, you big... 618 00:37:52,651 --> 00:37:53,651 Yay! 619 00:37:56,117 --> 00:37:57,416 Yay! 620 00:38:00,983 --> 00:38:02,783 - Gnomeo. - Mum! 621 00:38:02,785 --> 00:38:04,017 Oh, thank goodness. 622 00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:05,783 Did those awful monsters hurt you? 623 00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:07,182 Mum, I'm fine. I'm fine. 624 00:38:07,184 --> 00:38:09,383 Juliet's not with you. Where is she? Is she okay? 625 00:38:09,385 --> 00:38:11,216 I don't know. She's still out there. 626 00:38:11,218 --> 00:38:13,117 We split up and I need to get back to her. 627 00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:14,684 She dumped you. I knew it! 628 00:38:14,686 --> 00:38:16,515 I don't know why you thought you could fix things 629 00:38:16,517 --> 00:38:17,950 with a grand romantic gesture. 630 00:38:17,952 --> 00:38:19,550 That is just dumb. 631 00:38:19,552 --> 00:38:21,117 Talk about pulling a Gnomeo! 632 00:38:21,119 --> 00:38:22,883 Well, she didn't dump me, no thanks to you. 633 00:38:22,885 --> 00:38:25,649 And wait. "Pulling a Gnomeo" means doing something cool. 634 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:26,883 Oh, yeah. Right. 635 00:38:26,885 --> 00:38:29,685 That's totally how we all use that phrase. 636 00:38:32,485 --> 00:38:33,850 What's going on here? 637 00:38:33,852 --> 00:38:36,483 Apparently, gnomes were going missing. 638 00:38:36,485 --> 00:38:38,517 These guys got a bit worried about us. 639 00:38:38,718 --> 00:38:41,052 So they brought us here for safekeeping. 640 00:38:42,251 --> 00:38:43,684 And they're gonna take us home 641 00:38:43,686 --> 00:38:45,716 after this Fireworks Night thingy. 642 00:38:45,718 --> 00:38:48,451 Yeah, they even promised us a "big surprise". 643 00:38:49,385 --> 00:38:50,716 And they did that when they said it, 644 00:38:50,718 --> 00:38:52,216 which I thought seemed a bit ominous. 645 00:38:52,218 --> 00:38:54,050 Like we weren't gonna get a big surprise... 646 00:38:54,052 --> 00:38:56,450 or if we do, it's gonna be something unspeakably horrific. 647 00:38:56,452 --> 00:38:58,185 But it might just be balloons. 648 00:38:58,485 --> 00:39:00,718 Oh, that's great, guys. You go have fun. 649 00:39:01,019 --> 00:39:02,584 Hola, Gnomeo. 650 00:39:06,885 --> 00:39:08,350 We're in trouble. 651 00:39:08,352 --> 00:39:10,184 We know, dear. We didn't want to worry the others. 652 00:39:10,186 --> 00:39:12,017 How bad is it? 653 00:39:12,019 --> 00:39:14,950 This guy Moriarty, he's gonna smash us all tomorrow night. 654 00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:16,351 We're going to be smashed? 655 00:39:17,186 --> 00:39:19,584 This guy said we're all going to be smashed tomorrow! 656 00:39:19,586 --> 00:39:21,383 Smashed? 657 00:39:21,385 --> 00:39:23,351 Well, that's not a very good surprise. 658 00:39:24,220 --> 00:39:27,653 Quiet down, now. 659 00:39:28,086 --> 00:39:29,450 You're giving me a headache. 660 00:39:29,452 --> 00:39:32,486 And I'm not very nice with a headache. 661 00:39:41,785 --> 00:39:44,517 Come on. Miss Juliet, I've got it! 662 00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:46,853 I've cracked... 663 00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:50,753 Oh. 664 00:39:55,153 --> 00:39:56,686 Ah. Hmm. 665 00:40:01,588 --> 00:40:03,450 ...cracked the clue. I believe I've cracked the clue. 666 00:40:03,452 --> 00:40:06,486 Oh, right up the back of my nose. 667 00:40:08,486 --> 00:40:09,818 The circle on the toy plane 668 00:40:09,820 --> 00:40:12,050 is a symbol used by the Royal Air Force. 669 00:40:12,052 --> 00:40:13,684 And the squadron code "NV" 670 00:40:13,686 --> 00:40:16,051 said quickly form the word "envy," 671 00:40:16,053 --> 00:40:18,051 as in "green with envy." 672 00:40:18,053 --> 00:40:21,820 Which gives us "royal" and "green". 673 00:40:23,454 --> 00:40:26,285 The plane itself is the last piece of the puzzle... 674 00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:28,984 for the planatus tree, or "plane tree", 675 00:40:28,986 --> 00:40:32,651 is the most common tree in Royal Green Park! 676 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,553 It's nearly 9:00. 677 00:40:35,755 --> 00:40:37,787 We're running out of time to save those gnomes. 678 00:40:38,021 --> 00:40:39,785 Sherlock, it's broad daylight. 679 00:40:39,787 --> 00:40:42,486 How are we supposed to get around a park without anyone seeing us? 680 00:40:42,488 --> 00:40:46,619 Ah, fear not. I am not just a master of deduction. 681 00:40:46,621 --> 00:40:49,352 I am also a master of disguise. 682 00:40:51,189 --> 00:40:52,422 Sorry. 683 00:40:56,189 --> 00:40:57,419 Come on, let's go. 684 00:40:57,421 --> 00:41:00,688 Left, right. Left, right. Now scurry. 685 00:41:01,189 --> 00:41:02,220 - Stop! - Ooh. 686 00:41:02,222 --> 00:41:03,287 Careful. 687 00:41:03,521 --> 00:41:07,055 Now wag your tail. Go on, wag it. Quickly. 688 00:41:07,354 --> 00:41:09,053 Wag it! 689 00:41:09,055 --> 00:41:11,120 Just when I think you couldn't get more annoying. 690 00:41:11,122 --> 00:41:14,486 Oh, that is the least realistic tail-wagging I have ever seen. 691 00:41:14,488 --> 00:41:15,785 Oh, forgive me. I've never been 692 00:41:15,787 --> 00:41:17,754 the back end of a squirrel before. 693 00:41:17,756 --> 00:41:19,553 You should have told me that before I took you on as my assistant. 694 00:41:19,555 --> 00:41:20,919 I'm not your... 695 00:41:20,921 --> 00:41:22,454 Do you hear that? 696 00:41:27,822 --> 00:41:29,387 Hmm. 697 00:41:30,289 --> 00:41:31,820 That's not a bird. 698 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,322 That's the call of the Peruvian snapping turtle. 699 00:41:34,756 --> 00:41:36,854 Hmm. Where is it? 700 00:41:36,856 --> 00:41:38,155 A-ha! 701 00:41:38,954 --> 00:41:42,287 The Peruvian snapping turtle is famous for burying its eggs. 702 00:41:42,289 --> 00:41:44,320 He must have buried the clue. 703 00:41:44,322 --> 00:41:46,921 Oh. It's been dug up by... 704 00:41:47,822 --> 00:41:48,952 Oh. 705 00:41:48,954 --> 00:41:50,387 Don't move. 706 00:41:50,389 --> 00:41:52,387 It's just a dog. 707 00:41:52,389 --> 00:41:54,489 That is no mere dog. 708 00:41:54,789 --> 00:41:58,490 That, my dear, is the hound owned by the Baskervilles. 709 00:41:58,956 --> 00:42:03,655 And, in this very park, that very hound bit me! 710 00:42:03,657 --> 00:42:05,356 And I'm siding with the dog here. 711 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:08,454 First Chinatown, now this fleabag. 712 00:42:08,456 --> 00:42:10,423 This is no coincidence. 713 00:42:10,822 --> 00:42:13,888 Careful. The clue is stuck to a squeaky toy. 714 00:42:15,557 --> 00:42:18,323 Easy does it. 715 00:42:19,856 --> 00:42:21,622 Gently. 716 00:42:22,389 --> 00:42:23,788 Got it. 717 00:42:24,023 --> 00:42:25,156 Quietly now. 718 00:42:25,590 --> 00:42:27,687 And whatever you do, don't... 719 00:42:27,689 --> 00:42:29,488 Oh. 720 00:42:31,289 --> 00:42:33,188 Good doggy! Good doggy! 721 00:42:40,956 --> 00:42:43,490 - This way! - No, this way. 722 00:42:50,557 --> 00:42:51,988 Now hold on tight. 723 00:42:53,590 --> 00:42:54,956 Oh! 724 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:12,488 Ooh! Let go! 725 00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:15,389 Who's a good doggy? 726 00:43:15,689 --> 00:43:16,787 Just grab the clue! 727 00:43:16,789 --> 00:43:19,955 Got it! Uh-oh. 728 00:43:22,224 --> 00:43:24,756 There. That wasn't so... 729 00:43:24,758 --> 00:43:27,622 Bad! 730 00:43:37,390 --> 00:43:39,523 Miss Juliet, for future reference, 731 00:43:39,525 --> 00:43:42,724 that's not how a squirrel wags its tail. 732 00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:43,990 This is. 733 00:43:44,825 --> 00:43:47,159 Do you see what I'm doing? See? Do you see? 734 00:43:47,390 --> 00:43:49,088 Yes, you're acting like a rear end. 735 00:43:49,090 --> 00:43:50,590 Can we check out the clue? 736 00:43:52,090 --> 00:43:55,157 Of course this would be next. 737 00:43:55,358 --> 00:43:57,358 Moriarty, you monster! 738 00:43:57,657 --> 00:44:00,223 Forcing me to face my greatest fears! 739 00:44:00,425 --> 00:44:02,124 A button? Really? 740 00:44:02,559 --> 00:44:04,222 Very well. If he wants to dance, 741 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,390 then dance we shall. 742 00:44:08,025 --> 00:44:09,456 Hmm? 743 00:44:20,226 --> 00:44:21,988 Right. He's asleep. 744 00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:23,823 There must be a way out of here. 745 00:44:23,825 --> 00:44:26,955 The door is locked, so the only way out is the skylight. 746 00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:29,057 But there's no way to get up there. 747 00:44:29,059 --> 00:44:30,457 There has to be. 748 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,155 I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get us out 749 00:44:32,157 --> 00:44:33,490 and back to Juliet. 750 00:44:33,825 --> 00:44:35,925 I've got an idea. I just need a... 751 00:44:36,325 --> 00:44:37,891 Oh, good boy, Shroom. 752 00:44:39,892 --> 00:44:40,892 All right. 753 00:44:42,026 --> 00:44:43,455 I could scale those bricks, 754 00:44:43,457 --> 00:44:46,323 use the Goons to swing to the beam, 755 00:44:46,325 --> 00:44:47,856 tightrope walk across it, 756 00:44:47,858 --> 00:44:49,658 reach the skylight, get around the door, 757 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:52,957 open it from the other side and lead everyone to... 758 00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:58,158 Freedom! 759 00:45:02,193 --> 00:45:03,524 Yeah, thanks, Nanette. 760 00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:04,890 If you're going to escape, 761 00:45:04,892 --> 00:45:07,293 we'll create a distraction. 762 00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:13,024 What's going on? 763 00:45:13,026 --> 00:45:14,525 Ooh. 764 00:45:15,293 --> 00:45:18,224 He looks like a fairy-tale princess. 765 00:45:18,226 --> 00:45:21,126 I like fairy tales. Don't tell Reggie. 766 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,927 I believe we've just found our distraction. 767 00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:27,559 What? 768 00:45:29,892 --> 00:45:32,992 The button belongs to my most formidable rival, 769 00:45:32,994 --> 00:45:36,061 the boss of the scariest dive in London. 770 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,890 The Doll Museum? 771 00:45:38,892 --> 00:45:41,193 The Doll Museum! 772 00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:48,557 Gregson. 773 00:45:48,559 --> 00:45:50,558 You sure you want to come in here? 774 00:45:50,961 --> 00:45:53,093 I need to speak to your boss. 775 00:45:58,294 --> 00:45:59,461 Your funeral. 776 00:46:07,626 --> 00:46:09,124 Yikes! Is that the boss? 777 00:46:09,126 --> 00:46:10,592 Not him. 778 00:46:13,427 --> 00:46:14,893 Nope, not him. 779 00:46:17,028 --> 00:46:18,325 Her. 780 00:46:18,327 --> 00:46:20,658 Sherlock Gnomes. 781 00:46:24,793 --> 00:46:27,260 Oh, my favorite arm. 782 00:46:27,829 --> 00:46:30,591 You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here. 783 00:46:30,593 --> 00:46:31,992 Hello, Irene. 784 00:46:32,260 --> 00:46:35,325 Well... you're looking... well. 785 00:46:35,327 --> 00:46:39,059 A letter! You ended our engagement in a letter. 786 00:46:39,061 --> 00:46:41,959 You two were engaged? 787 00:46:41,961 --> 00:46:43,425 And now, after months of silence, 788 00:46:43,427 --> 00:46:45,193 you show up with this cheap porcelain thing? 789 00:46:45,195 --> 00:46:46,859 I beg your pardon! 790 00:46:46,861 --> 00:46:48,959 She's just my assistant. 791 00:46:48,961 --> 00:46:50,425 Oh, I am not your assistant. 792 00:46:50,427 --> 00:46:52,559 Better get your stories straight. 793 00:46:52,561 --> 00:46:54,093 Irene, this is important. 794 00:46:54,095 --> 00:46:55,725 This is one of yours, isn't it? 795 00:46:55,727 --> 00:46:57,059 I don't know, Sherlock. 796 00:46:57,061 --> 00:46:59,026 There's an awful lot of buttons in this city. 797 00:46:59,028 --> 00:47:02,327 Irene, please, just hand over the clue. 798 00:47:02,329 --> 00:47:04,660 Of course. You're only here on work. 799 00:47:04,662 --> 00:47:07,526 But your case can wait. It's showtime. 800 00:47:07,528 --> 00:47:11,358 See if you can deduce who this song is about. Hmm. 801 00:47:32,162 --> 00:47:34,227 ♪ Do I look like I need you? ♪ 802 00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:36,760 ♪ I'm super deluxe New improved ♪ 803 00:47:36,762 --> 00:47:38,994 ♪ Better shape, better off ♪ 804 00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:41,662 ♪ Stronger than I ever was ♪ 805 00:47:41,861 --> 00:47:46,294 ♪ Whispers tell a lie Starts a rumor, makes you cry ♪ 806 00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:48,561 ♪ It's out there poster size ♪ 807 00:47:48,563 --> 00:47:50,928 ♪ It's no secret You're no prize ♪ 808 00:47:51,262 --> 00:47:53,195 ♪ I'd never, ever Take you back ♪ 809 00:47:53,197 --> 00:47:55,662 ♪ I'd walk on fire and broken glass ♪ 810 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,794 ♪ It's sister time I'm here to say ♪ 811 00:47:57,796 --> 00:47:59,994 ♪ I never really liked you ♪ 812 00:47:59,996 --> 00:48:03,095 ♪ I never really Liked you anyway! ♪ 813 00:48:03,329 --> 00:48:04,994 ♪ You know you're not Messing with me ♪ 814 00:48:04,996 --> 00:48:07,430 ♪ You know, you know You're not messing with me ♪ 815 00:48:07,896 --> 00:48:09,428 ♪ You know you're not Messing with me ♪ 816 00:48:09,430 --> 00:48:12,160 ♪ You know, you know You're not messing with me ♪ 817 00:48:12,162 --> 00:48:15,863 ♪ Get on out It's no man's land ♪ 818 00:48:16,496 --> 00:48:21,028 ♪ Gonna set you straight Gotta understand ♪ 819 00:48:21,496 --> 00:48:25,361 ♪ I'm the queen bee because ♪ 820 00:48:26,030 --> 00:48:28,195 ♪ I'm stronger than I ever... ♪ 821 00:48:28,197 --> 00:48:31,195 ♪ Stronger than I ever was! ♪ 822 00:48:31,197 --> 00:48:33,227 ♪ You know you're Not messing with me ♪ 823 00:48:33,229 --> 00:48:35,461 - ♪ You know you know You're not messing with me ♪ - ♪ No, no ♪ 824 00:48:35,463 --> 00:48:37,861 ♪ You know you're not Messing with me ♪ 825 00:48:37,863 --> 00:48:40,164 ♪ You know you know you're not messing with me ♪ 826 00:48:40,831 --> 00:48:42,461 ♪ I'd never, ever Take you back ♪ 827 00:48:42,463 --> 00:48:44,961 ♪ I'd walk on fire and broken glass ♪ 828 00:48:44,963 --> 00:48:47,195 ♪ It's sister time I'm here to say ♪ 829 00:48:47,197 --> 00:48:49,662 ♪ I never really liked you ♪ 830 00:48:49,664 --> 00:48:53,363 ♪ I never really liked you anyway! ♪ 831 00:48:57,664 --> 00:48:59,861 Well, that was rather unpleasant. 832 00:48:59,863 --> 00:49:01,562 Really? I thought she made some good points. 833 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:04,162 Irene will need at least one hour to cool down. 834 00:49:04,164 --> 00:49:06,762 We don't have an hour. Gnomeo is still out there. 835 00:49:06,764 --> 00:49:09,329 Listen up, doll! You've got something I need, 836 00:49:09,331 --> 00:49:11,231 and I'm not leaving here without it. 837 00:49:11,697 --> 00:49:15,129 Are you insane? You cannot provoke Irene like that. 838 00:49:15,131 --> 00:49:16,864 There's no telling what she'll... Ooh! 839 00:49:23,363 --> 00:49:24,829 You can come in. 840 00:49:27,398 --> 00:49:29,997 You can't. 841 00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:33,331 Oh. 842 00:49:42,798 --> 00:49:44,461 Oh, hello. 843 00:49:44,463 --> 00:49:47,396 I thought garden gnomes were all overweight and bearded. 844 00:49:47,398 --> 00:49:48,631 But you're actually... 845 00:49:49,231 --> 00:49:51,995 ...cute. Hardly any facial hair at all. 846 00:49:51,997 --> 00:49:53,430 Would you like some tea? 847 00:49:57,765 --> 00:50:00,095 Uh, no, thank you. I just want... 848 00:50:00,097 --> 00:50:02,197 I've often wondered what it's like to be a gnome. 849 00:50:02,432 --> 00:50:04,963 I mean, wearing the same red dress every day 850 00:50:04,965 --> 00:50:07,296 would be like a fashion prison for me. 851 00:50:07,298 --> 00:50:09,731 And living outdoors must be awful! 852 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:11,430 Standing outside in the rain 853 00:50:11,432 --> 00:50:14,232 and the freezing cold. Like a dog. 854 00:50:14,432 --> 00:50:16,830 Uh, I don't really have time for this. 855 00:50:16,832 --> 00:50:18,298 My family are in danger. 856 00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:20,396 Please just hand over the clue. 857 00:50:20,398 --> 00:50:21,697 Work, work, work. 858 00:50:21,932 --> 00:50:23,564 Now I see why Sherlock chose you. 859 00:50:23,566 --> 00:50:25,129 Sherlock didn't "choose" me. 860 00:50:25,131 --> 00:50:26,729 And he never will. 861 00:50:26,731 --> 00:50:28,998 With Sherlock, work always comes first. 862 00:50:29,331 --> 00:50:31,198 There's always another case to crack, 863 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,832 another mystery to solve, 864 00:50:33,032 --> 00:50:34,696 another backyard of gnomes to rescue. 865 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:38,198 - You don't understand. - Oh, I understand perfectly. 866 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,164 Enough! 867 00:50:40,166 --> 00:50:42,597 I don't care about Sherlock! 868 00:50:42,599 --> 00:50:45,530 He is the single most annoying gnome I've ever met. 869 00:50:45,532 --> 00:50:48,899 I wouldn't date Sherlock if he were the last gnome on earth. 870 00:50:49,432 --> 00:50:52,965 I already have a partner, and he's nothing like Sherlock. 871 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:55,830 Gnomeo is reckless and emotional. 872 00:50:55,832 --> 00:50:57,997 And he doesn't treat me like an assistant. 873 00:50:57,999 --> 00:50:59,932 He treats me like I'm... 874 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,166 the toughest gnome in the garden. 875 00:51:03,532 --> 00:51:05,132 He believes in me. 876 00:51:05,365 --> 00:51:07,597 He loves me with all his heart. 877 00:51:07,599 --> 00:51:09,064 And if you asked him 878 00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:12,434 to choose between me and work, or anything really... 879 00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:14,766 he'd choose me. 880 00:51:15,499 --> 00:51:16,865 Every time. 881 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,032 Hmm. 882 00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:20,398 A man doesn't make you strong. 883 00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,932 You're right, a man doesn't make you strong. 884 00:51:22,934 --> 00:51:25,566 But the right partner can make you stronger. 885 00:51:25,867 --> 00:51:27,700 But I've let mine down. 886 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,233 And now I need to make it right. 887 00:51:31,934 --> 00:51:34,765 All right. I'll give you what you want. 888 00:51:34,767 --> 00:51:36,564 But only on two conditions. 889 00:51:36,566 --> 00:51:40,398 First, you tell Sherlock this had absolutely nothing to do with him. 890 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,698 - And second? - After you save the day, 891 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,000 you come back and tell me all about it. 892 00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:47,299 Well, you got a deal. 893 00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,363 Hmm. 894 00:51:50,365 --> 00:51:52,698 "You already know it's all about you. 895 00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:56,168 So what is the pattern in the final clue?" 896 00:51:56,668 --> 00:51:57,901 The patterns. 897 00:51:58,133 --> 00:52:00,166 Where are they leading us? 898 00:52:17,534 --> 00:52:18,865 I've got it! 899 00:52:18,867 --> 00:52:20,997 Traitors' Gate at the Tower of London, 900 00:52:20,999 --> 00:52:23,233 where Watson and I solved our first case. 901 00:52:23,534 --> 00:52:25,200 But it's on the other side of the city, 902 00:52:25,202 --> 00:52:26,700 and we're running out of time! 903 00:52:27,068 --> 00:52:28,434 Let's go! 904 00:52:36,102 --> 00:52:38,365 Ladies and gentle-monsters. 905 00:52:38,367 --> 00:52:41,634 What's going on? What are you guys doing? 906 00:52:42,535 --> 00:52:43,968 What's happening? 907 00:52:45,267 --> 00:52:47,332 All right, let's do this. 908 00:52:47,334 --> 00:52:49,099 The Royal Gnome Theater Company 909 00:52:49,101 --> 00:52:52,334 proudly presents The Princess and the Frog. 910 00:52:52,635 --> 00:52:54,635 Move out of the way. Let me see. 911 00:52:54,836 --> 00:52:57,466 Hello! Princess Benny is here! 912 00:52:57,468 --> 00:53:00,066 I love fairy tales. 913 00:53:00,068 --> 00:53:02,332 Written and directed by me. 914 00:53:02,334 --> 00:53:05,334 - Stage design by me. Lighting by... - Keep going. 915 00:53:05,336 --> 00:53:08,767 Once upon a time, a beautiful princess 916 00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:10,767 tiptoed through the forest, 917 00:53:10,769 --> 00:53:14,999 when she came across a prince who had been cursed by an evil witch. 918 00:53:15,001 --> 00:53:19,033 Oh, alas! Cursed am I! Transformed into a frog. 919 00:53:19,035 --> 00:53:21,434 Wait a second. What is wrong with being a frog? 920 00:53:21,436 --> 00:53:23,934 Oi, Meryl Streep, just read the lines. 921 00:53:23,936 --> 00:53:25,800 This is so frogist. 922 00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:29,402 What can lift this terrible spell? 923 00:53:29,635 --> 00:53:31,466 You can tell a frog didn't write this. 924 00:53:31,468 --> 00:53:33,602 Actors. Honestly. 925 00:53:36,436 --> 00:53:39,401 The only way to break the curse was with a kiss. 926 00:53:39,403 --> 00:53:41,202 Ooh, great, they're gonna kiss. 927 00:53:41,204 --> 00:53:43,633 Oh, no, I can't. 928 00:53:43,635 --> 00:53:45,133 Kiss the frog! 929 00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:47,068 Kiss the frog! 930 00:53:47,070 --> 00:53:48,800 Why can't you kiss me? 931 00:53:48,802 --> 00:53:50,501 Because if you love someone, 932 00:53:50,503 --> 00:53:53,736 you only want to kiss them if they want to kiss you back. 933 00:53:54,302 --> 00:53:56,267 But this isn't the girl you love. 934 00:53:56,269 --> 00:53:58,233 It's just me! Me! 935 00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,334 Go on! Kiss the frog! 936 00:54:00,336 --> 00:54:02,569 It's just me. Me! 937 00:54:03,235 --> 00:54:04,867 Me, me, me! 938 00:54:04,869 --> 00:54:07,435 Me! Wait. Oh! 939 00:54:09,735 --> 00:54:11,934 Kiss the frog! 940 00:54:16,838 --> 00:54:18,169 Huh? 941 00:54:20,037 --> 00:54:22,035 What was that? 942 00:54:22,037 --> 00:54:25,167 Just then, a very handsome suitor arrived. 943 00:54:27,003 --> 00:54:28,401 Who are you? 944 00:54:28,403 --> 00:54:31,167 I am Captain Love, AKA The Love Machine, 945 00:54:31,169 --> 00:54:33,369 AKA Baron Von Kissy-Kissy. 946 00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:35,068 Bunnies, give me a beat. 947 00:54:37,938 --> 00:54:40,371 Watch these moves! Whoo! 948 00:54:44,269 --> 00:54:46,702 Come on, bunnies! Let's party! 949 00:54:50,102 --> 00:54:51,602 Dance with me! 950 00:54:51,604 --> 00:54:52,704 All right. 951 00:54:53,903 --> 00:54:56,503 And whatever you do, don't look behind you. 952 00:55:00,003 --> 00:55:01,269 Yes. 953 00:55:01,271 --> 00:55:03,138 Oh, no! 954 00:55:07,037 --> 00:55:09,505 Whoo! Party time! 955 00:55:10,204 --> 00:55:12,135 Ronnie, what is going on? 956 00:55:12,137 --> 00:55:13,669 They're putting on a show. 957 00:55:13,671 --> 00:55:16,436 Showtime's over. Bag them up! 958 00:55:16,438 --> 00:55:19,801 Boss says it's time for their big surprise. 959 00:55:32,305 --> 00:55:34,303 We're too late. 960 00:55:35,204 --> 00:55:36,703 Where are the gnomes? 961 00:55:37,171 --> 00:55:39,404 Show yourself, Moriarty! 962 00:55:45,505 --> 00:55:48,438 No, Sherlock. Not Moriarty. 963 00:55:48,905 --> 00:55:50,238 Watson? 964 00:55:50,704 --> 00:55:52,938 But that's impossible. 965 00:55:53,271 --> 00:55:56,104 Not impossible. Merely improbable. 966 00:55:56,438 --> 00:56:00,104 It wasn't an M. It was a W, for Watson. 967 00:56:00,470 --> 00:56:02,037 But I knew you'd miss that. 968 00:56:02,039 --> 00:56:03,537 Because it had to do with me. 969 00:56:04,305 --> 00:56:05,838 This was my game. 970 00:56:07,805 --> 00:56:11,470 But we saw you fall! We saw you get smashed! 971 00:56:11,472 --> 00:56:14,339 No. You heard me get smashed. 972 00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:19,570 I caught myself before I landed. 973 00:56:19,572 --> 00:56:21,371 As for the sound you heard... 974 00:56:21,606 --> 00:56:23,738 just a flowerpot. 975 00:56:24,338 --> 00:56:25,736 What have you done with the gnomes? 976 00:56:25,738 --> 00:56:27,671 What have you done with Gnomeo? 977 00:56:27,673 --> 00:56:30,204 They're all fine. They're right behind that door. 978 00:56:30,206 --> 00:56:32,970 Miss Juliet, I am sorry I had to involve your garden. 979 00:56:32,972 --> 00:56:36,340 But this was the only way to get through to Sherlock. 980 00:56:36,972 --> 00:56:39,340 You did all this? 981 00:56:39,673 --> 00:56:41,336 But why? 982 00:56:41,338 --> 00:56:43,004 Because we used to be a team. 983 00:56:43,006 --> 00:56:46,771 Sherlock and Watson, friends, partners in crime-solving. 984 00:56:46,773 --> 00:56:49,604 But over time, you stopped respecting me. 985 00:56:49,606 --> 00:56:52,974 The only ornament you respected was Moriarty. 986 00:56:53,573 --> 00:56:56,204 There was only one way I could prove myself to you. 987 00:56:56,206 --> 00:56:58,738 I had to pretend to be Moriarty. 988 00:56:59,173 --> 00:57:00,706 I orchestrated this game. 989 00:57:00,974 --> 00:57:03,238 I challenged you to a battle of wits. 990 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:06,140 And you won. You beat me. 991 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,340 That's all I wanted to hear. 992 00:57:09,639 --> 00:57:12,639 And now you and I are finished. 993 00:57:13,106 --> 00:57:16,273 Maybe you'll treat your next partner a little better. 994 00:57:16,872 --> 00:57:19,171 Yeah, when you two have quite finished, 995 00:57:19,173 --> 00:57:21,405 can we please free the gnomes now? 996 00:57:21,407 --> 00:57:24,140 Of course. With my apologies. 997 00:57:25,606 --> 00:57:27,305 Since my friends live here at Traitors' Gate, 998 00:57:27,307 --> 00:57:30,240 this was the best place to ensure the gnomes would be safe. 999 00:57:30,541 --> 00:57:33,071 I designed the room to be as pleasant as possible. 1000 00:57:33,073 --> 00:57:34,173 They've even got mini-golf. 1001 00:57:34,539 --> 00:57:38,340 Gnomeo! Dad! Nanette! 1002 00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:40,439 Where are they? 1003 00:57:40,441 --> 00:57:42,805 Not here. Never were. 1004 00:57:42,807 --> 00:57:44,472 What do you mean? What's going on? 1005 00:57:44,474 --> 00:57:47,073 Why don't you enlighten our small friend? 1006 00:57:47,075 --> 00:57:48,305 Here's the thing, mate. 1007 00:57:48,307 --> 00:57:50,773 We, we don't actually work for you. 1008 00:57:50,775 --> 00:57:52,240 What are you talking about? Get off me. 1009 00:57:52,242 --> 00:57:53,807 Sherlock! Do something! 1010 00:57:54,441 --> 00:57:56,307 Look at you. 1011 00:58:01,108 --> 00:58:04,008 What a loser. 1012 00:58:07,441 --> 00:58:09,842 No. No! You can't do this. 1013 00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:32,673 What's happening? Where are they taking us? 1014 00:58:32,909 --> 00:58:36,041 I don't know. The gnomes, they were supposed to be there! 1015 00:58:36,409 --> 00:58:38,205 Sherlock. Sherlock! 1016 00:58:38,207 --> 00:58:41,640 For goodness sake, will you please just say something? 1017 00:58:42,441 --> 00:58:43,705 Limestone. 1018 00:58:43,707 --> 00:58:45,640 He meant say something useful. 1019 00:58:45,642 --> 00:58:46,941 I just did. 1020 00:58:46,943 --> 00:58:50,042 The substance on my shoe, it's limestone. 1021 00:58:50,409 --> 00:58:51,573 The gargoyles lied. 1022 00:58:51,575 --> 00:58:52,974 They are not from Traitors' Gate. 1023 00:58:52,976 --> 00:58:55,439 So, if we can deduce where they're really from... 1024 00:58:55,441 --> 00:58:57,106 We'll find the gnomes. 1025 00:58:57,108 --> 00:58:58,573 That's why I kicked him. 1026 00:58:58,575 --> 00:59:01,174 To see quite literally what he was made of. 1027 00:59:01,709 --> 00:59:04,407 The gargoyles also reeked of salt. 1028 00:59:04,409 --> 00:59:06,340 Here, taste my shoe. 1029 00:59:06,342 --> 00:59:07,907 No. Just keep going. 1030 00:59:07,909 --> 00:59:10,439 So the gargoyles must live close to water. 1031 00:59:10,441 --> 00:59:14,240 Now, place your hands on this wall. Do you feel that? 1032 00:59:14,242 --> 00:59:16,372 That is the steady thrum 1033 00:59:16,374 --> 00:59:18,905 of a marine propulsion engine, meaning... 1034 00:59:18,907 --> 00:59:20,041 We're on a ship. 1035 00:59:20,043 --> 00:59:23,640 The HMS Nimrod, to be precise. 1036 00:59:23,642 --> 00:59:25,974 We've just set sail, headed east, 1037 00:59:25,976 --> 00:59:29,407 directly towards a structure which is both on the water 1038 00:59:29,409 --> 00:59:32,075 and protected by limestone gargoyles. 1039 00:59:32,443 --> 00:59:36,207 Tower Bridge! The gnomes must be hidden inside. 1040 00:59:37,843 --> 00:59:41,140 Oh, no. Now I understand why he put us on this ship. 1041 00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:44,341 Wait. What? Who put us on this ship? 1042 00:59:54,909 --> 00:59:58,075 That's impossible. He was smashed. I saw it. 1043 00:59:58,410 --> 01:00:00,341 Surprise, Sherlock! 1044 01:00:00,343 --> 01:00:03,341 Sorry to not be in touch. I was pretending to be dead. 1045 01:00:03,343 --> 01:00:05,307 Oh, also, I hate you. 1046 01:00:05,309 --> 01:00:07,209 Moriarty, how awful to see you. 1047 01:00:07,211 --> 01:00:10,675 So how have I been? I've been just peachy! 1048 01:00:10,677 --> 01:00:14,008 Took up fishing. Gave up fishing. It's really boring. 1049 01:00:14,010 --> 01:00:15,707 But I did plot your destruction 1050 01:00:15,709 --> 01:00:17,376 with the help of my friends here. 1051 01:00:17,642 --> 01:00:20,073 Of course, they were actually working for me! 1052 01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:24,209 I mean, I came up with the Sistine Chapel of evil plans. 1053 01:00:24,211 --> 01:00:26,841 It's got a double-cross, it's got a triple-cross, 1054 01:00:26,843 --> 01:00:28,809 I was smashed, he was smashed. 1055 01:00:28,811 --> 01:00:31,874 I mean, to be fair, it is needlessly complicated, 1056 01:00:31,876 --> 01:00:33,843 but that's what supervillains do! 1057 01:00:33,845 --> 01:00:36,108 I know you like it when you think I don't understand, 1058 01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:38,608 but this time I really don't understand. 1059 01:00:38,610 --> 01:00:40,841 What happened at the Natural History Museum? 1060 01:00:40,843 --> 01:00:43,943 Well, now, that's a funny story. 1061 01:00:45,345 --> 01:00:47,142 You thought I was deaded. 1062 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:49,242 But I've always been a lucky pie, 1063 01:00:49,244 --> 01:00:52,008 and that was my luckiest day ever. 1064 01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:55,276 Not only did I not get squished, 1065 01:00:55,278 --> 01:01:00,044 in that moment I saw how I could finally bring you down, Sherlock. 1066 01:01:01,343 --> 01:01:04,376 - Yours, I believe. - I saw how you treated Watson. 1067 01:01:04,378 --> 01:01:07,943 Poor old miserabubble Watson. He looked so sad. 1068 01:01:07,945 --> 01:01:09,709 So I thought, I'll use that. 1069 01:01:09,711 --> 01:01:11,943 I sent the gargoyles to you, Watson, 1070 01:01:11,945 --> 01:01:13,975 and they let you think you were in charge. 1071 01:01:13,977 --> 01:01:15,543 As if! 1072 01:01:15,945 --> 01:01:17,843 You know what your problem is, Watson? 1073 01:01:17,845 --> 01:01:19,475 You're too nice, too trusting. 1074 01:01:19,477 --> 01:01:21,274 Too... ugh. 1075 01:01:21,276 --> 01:01:25,075 Never trust a gargoyle or prunes past their sell-by date. 1076 01:01:26,543 --> 01:01:28,975 While you were playing at supervillains, 1077 01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:30,209 I saw your map. 1078 01:01:30,211 --> 01:01:33,108 And then I could carry out the real plan, my plan! 1079 01:01:33,110 --> 01:01:36,977 Capturing every single gnome in London. 1080 01:01:38,678 --> 01:01:40,510 Selfie time! 1081 01:01:40,512 --> 01:01:41,908 Oh, no. 1082 01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:43,776 Oh, yes! 1083 01:01:43,778 --> 01:01:45,943 They didn't have to be glued down in a giant M, 1084 01:01:45,945 --> 01:01:49,978 but it's the little touches that make a plan really evil, you know? 1085 01:01:50,544 --> 01:01:52,077 He's not there. 1086 01:01:52,278 --> 01:01:55,010 Can you guess what happens next? Here, I'll show you. 1087 01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:58,211 Screen share, screen share. How do I screen... 1088 01:02:01,146 --> 01:02:02,510 This is where we stored 1089 01:02:02,512 --> 01:02:04,311 the kidnapped gnomes on the bridge. 1090 01:02:04,611 --> 01:02:06,410 Then we brought them to this room here, 1091 01:02:06,412 --> 01:02:07,545 for the main event. 1092 01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,544 And when your warship arrives, 1093 01:02:09,546 --> 01:02:11,443 the bridge will rise up 1094 01:02:11,445 --> 01:02:14,510 and the 500-ton counterweight will fall, 1095 01:02:14,512 --> 01:02:16,343 crushing the gnomes, 1096 01:02:16,345 --> 01:02:18,343 making you the very instrument 1097 01:02:18,345 --> 01:02:19,778 of their demise. 1098 01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:21,845 Yes, you, Sherlock, 1099 01:02:21,847 --> 01:02:24,778 will be the unwitting executioner 1100 01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:27,280 of every single gnome in London. 1101 01:02:27,878 --> 01:02:29,644 So, how do I get out of screen share? 1102 01:02:29,646 --> 01:02:31,343 How do I get out of... 1103 01:02:31,345 --> 01:02:33,109 Oh, a-ha! 1104 01:02:33,111 --> 01:02:35,544 Oh, Sherlock, I can see all the cogs turning in there, 1105 01:02:35,546 --> 01:02:37,245 trying to work out how to stop me. 1106 01:02:37,247 --> 01:02:38,544 But it's too late. 1107 01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:41,479 Your pretty boat is nearly here. 1108 01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:48,443 ♪ The bridge will open Smashing all the gnomes ♪ 1109 01:02:48,445 --> 01:02:51,311 ♪ And what will you do, Sherlock When all the gnomes are gone? ♪ 1110 01:02:51,613 --> 01:02:53,514 I don't know. You tell me. 1111 01:02:53,813 --> 01:02:57,178 So the game is not afoot, or a hand, or a leg. 1112 01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:58,447 It's just over. 1113 01:02:58,746 --> 01:03:00,178 And you lose. 1114 01:03:00,514 --> 01:03:02,012 Bye! 1115 01:03:09,947 --> 01:03:12,711 So, Watson, on a scale of 1 to 10, 1116 01:03:12,713 --> 01:03:14,477 how well do you think this is going? 1117 01:03:14,479 --> 01:03:17,079 I never meant for any gnome to get hurt. You know that. 1118 01:03:17,081 --> 01:03:19,178 Hey, knock it off, both of you. 1119 01:03:19,180 --> 01:03:20,945 Watson screwed up, but you did, too. 1120 01:03:20,947 --> 01:03:23,013 - What did I do? - The same thing I did. 1121 01:03:23,381 --> 01:03:26,644 We took our best friends for granted, we stopped listening. 1122 01:03:26,646 --> 01:03:28,646 We stopped giving them the respect they deserve. 1123 01:03:28,648 --> 01:03:30,611 They were the last thing we were thinking about, 1124 01:03:30,613 --> 01:03:32,613 and they should have been the first. 1125 01:03:38,615 --> 01:03:42,213 I suppose somewhere within that haystack of emotional twaddle 1126 01:03:42,215 --> 01:03:45,481 there may lie a thin needle of truth. 1127 01:03:45,847 --> 01:03:47,279 One last case. 1128 01:03:47,548 --> 01:03:50,113 One last case. 1129 01:03:50,546 --> 01:03:51,711 Good. 1130 01:03:53,948 --> 01:03:57,981 Now let's get off this ship and save those gnomes. 1131 01:04:01,447 --> 01:04:02,880 Let's go. 1132 01:04:04,316 --> 01:04:05,747 It's all clear. 1133 01:04:08,514 --> 01:04:10,013 Follow me. 1134 01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:11,913 We need that soap. 1135 01:04:12,247 --> 01:04:14,689 Of course, to unstick the gnomes from the pie filling. 1136 01:04:14,713 --> 01:04:16,245 Perfect deduction, Watson. 1137 01:04:16,247 --> 01:04:18,914 Now we need to find a way to get to Tower Bridge. 1138 01:04:19,316 --> 01:04:20,349 Hmm. 1139 01:04:21,682 --> 01:04:22,981 I'll drive. 1140 01:04:28,215 --> 01:04:31,648 Uh, Miss Juliet, maybe we should slow down! 1141 01:04:38,715 --> 01:04:40,213 What are we doing up here? 1142 01:04:40,215 --> 01:04:42,515 Shouldn't we be saving the gnomes? 1143 01:04:42,814 --> 01:04:44,446 The only way to save the gnomes 1144 01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:46,749 is to find a way to stop the bridge from opening. 1145 01:04:48,816 --> 01:04:50,512 Clear the bridge. 1146 01:04:50,514 --> 01:04:51,946 Clear the bridge. 1147 01:04:51,948 --> 01:04:54,780 All pedestrians behind the barriers. 1148 01:05:02,048 --> 01:05:04,347 HMS Nimrod, this is Tower Bridge. 1149 01:05:04,349 --> 01:05:07,349 Commencing your 20:43 bridge lift. 1150 01:05:27,816 --> 01:05:30,682 We got to make them think there's still people on the bridge. 1151 01:05:30,684 --> 01:05:32,015 Now, can you guys handle that? 1152 01:05:32,316 --> 01:05:35,347 Oh, absolutely, definitely. Positively. Piece of cake. 1153 01:05:35,349 --> 01:05:37,582 Yes! I'm off to go and help the others. 1154 01:05:37,849 --> 01:05:39,782 - So, uh, what are we doing? - I don't know. 1155 01:05:39,784 --> 01:05:41,613 We got to do something. 1156 01:05:41,615 --> 01:05:42,981 Well, we are on a river. 1157 01:05:42,983 --> 01:05:44,548 Five, six, seven, eight! 1158 01:05:49,883 --> 01:05:52,247 Bloomin' heck! There's still people on the bridge. 1159 01:05:59,784 --> 01:06:01,264 Nimrod, stop your approach. 1160 01:06:01,450 --> 01:06:04,717 There are some people on the bridge... Riverdancing! 1161 01:06:05,883 --> 01:06:07,117 Sherlock! 1162 01:06:08,784 --> 01:06:11,048 And this is why you don't make the gloating phone call 1163 01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:13,616 until after all the gnomes are smashed. 1164 01:06:13,816 --> 01:06:16,182 Can you be a lamb and get me a weapon? 1165 01:06:16,184 --> 01:06:18,251 Something lethal but... oh, oh, fun! 1166 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:29,548 Look! Someone must have stopped the bridge! 1167 01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:31,717 Gnomeo. 1168 01:06:38,251 --> 01:06:40,491 "Move to the city," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. 1169 01:06:42,650 --> 01:06:44,182 Sherlock! 1170 01:06:44,184 --> 01:06:46,950 Surely you didn't think it would be that easy... 1171 01:06:47,684 --> 01:06:49,316 Who... Who the heck are you? 1172 01:06:49,318 --> 01:06:51,416 - I'm the gnome that's gonna... - No! 1173 01:06:51,418 --> 01:06:54,515 This is my show! I do the one-liners. 1174 01:06:54,517 --> 01:06:56,316 You don't get one-liners. 1175 01:06:56,318 --> 01:06:57,914 It seems we have a party crasher. 1176 01:06:57,916 --> 01:06:59,649 Would you two show him the door? 1177 01:06:59,651 --> 01:07:01,283 It'll be our pleasure, guvnor. 1178 01:07:01,285 --> 01:07:02,617 This is too easy. 1179 01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:05,785 - He's mine. - No, he's mine. 1180 01:07:05,985 --> 01:07:07,684 Wait. What are you doing? 1181 01:07:07,686 --> 01:07:09,115 Jumping, of course. 1182 01:07:12,552 --> 01:07:13,584 Gotcha. 1183 01:07:16,519 --> 01:07:21,115 Oh, Gnomeo, I'm so sorry. I thought I'd lost you. 1184 01:07:21,117 --> 01:07:23,351 That's never gonna happen. 1185 01:07:25,818 --> 01:07:27,217 Look! 1186 01:07:28,651 --> 01:07:30,450 Ah, yes. Not good. 1187 01:07:30,452 --> 01:07:33,084 Would you mind taking care of them so we can save the gnomes? 1188 01:07:33,086 --> 01:07:34,852 Leave it with us. Good luck. 1189 01:07:36,117 --> 01:07:38,716 Fertilizer face! Remember me? 1190 01:07:38,718 --> 01:07:39,983 Come here, pipsqueak! 1191 01:07:39,985 --> 01:07:41,918 Wait till I get hold of you! 1192 01:07:44,651 --> 01:07:47,617 ♪ My name is Moriarty You like to eat my pies ♪ 1193 01:07:47,619 --> 01:07:50,383 I'll draw his fire, you rescue the gnomes. 1194 01:07:50,385 --> 01:07:52,050 You trust me to save the gnomes? 1195 01:07:52,052 --> 01:07:54,318 Well, of course. You're Watson. 1196 01:07:56,253 --> 01:07:57,285 Hmm. 1197 01:08:01,785 --> 01:08:03,450 Ah! Oh, Sherlock! 1198 01:08:03,452 --> 01:08:07,753 Surely you didn't think it would be that easy to... 1199 01:08:08,253 --> 01:08:11,517 You know what? It doesn't feel organic anymore. 1200 01:08:11,519 --> 01:08:13,719 Look, I'm just gonna smash you. 1201 01:08:13,919 --> 01:08:16,383 Ha! A miss! The first of many. 1202 01:08:16,385 --> 01:08:18,083 Oh, it's my favorite bit. 1203 01:08:18,085 --> 01:08:19,984 The chase. Ready or not, here I come! 1204 01:08:22,553 --> 01:08:23,586 Cheese and crackers! 1205 01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:30,784 Look! It's that guy that hangs around with Sherlock. 1206 01:08:30,786 --> 01:08:33,952 Yes, I'm the guy that hangs around with Sherlock. 1207 01:08:33,954 --> 01:08:36,053 And I'm here to get you out. 1208 01:08:40,553 --> 01:08:42,019 Here we go. 1209 01:08:54,919 --> 01:08:57,351 Oi! Why is he pouring soap on us? 1210 01:08:57,353 --> 01:08:59,151 I don't know. Still, we'll smell nice. 1211 01:08:59,153 --> 01:09:01,286 He's trying to get us loose. 1212 01:09:02,054 --> 01:09:04,087 Everyone, get ready to move. 1213 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,420 Everyone link arms and pull! 1214 01:09:16,954 --> 01:09:19,752 Foam party! 1215 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:24,319 It pains me to do this, Sherlock. 1216 01:09:24,321 --> 01:09:26,920 No one is forcing you, Moriarty. 1217 01:09:27,787 --> 01:09:29,385 You're the only one who gets me. 1218 01:09:29,387 --> 01:09:31,952 ♪ And I know you feel The same way about me ♪ 1219 01:09:31,954 --> 01:09:33,887 - Not true! - Ow! 1220 01:09:34,987 --> 01:09:37,420 I know you, Sherlock. 1221 01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,485 Because I know me. We are the same. 1222 01:09:40,487 --> 01:09:44,651 ♪ You are the sun And I am the moon ♪ 1223 01:09:44,653 --> 01:09:45,819 Those aren't the same. 1224 01:09:45,821 --> 01:09:48,220 They're both round things that... 1225 01:09:48,222 --> 01:09:49,554 You know what I mean. 1226 01:09:56,521 --> 01:09:58,651 They've got to be 'round here somewhere. 1227 01:09:58,653 --> 01:09:59,687 There! 1228 01:10:01,121 --> 01:10:03,421 Don't just stand there! Get her! 1229 01:10:10,988 --> 01:10:12,655 She's trapped. 1230 01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:21,722 Oh, dear. You've got nowhere else to go, twinkletoes. 1231 01:10:21,987 --> 01:10:23,887 Now! 1232 01:10:24,455 --> 01:10:25,819 What was that? 1233 01:10:25,821 --> 01:10:29,119 Stevenson, point the searchlight at the bridge. 1234 01:10:29,121 --> 01:10:32,088 The humans! They've seen us! Freeze! 1235 01:10:32,421 --> 01:10:34,119 This is your fault. 1236 01:10:34,121 --> 01:10:36,222 No, it's your fault! 1237 01:10:43,554 --> 01:10:47,619 Two garden gnomes versus two giant stone gargoyles. 1238 01:10:47,621 --> 01:10:51,454 Hey, we're Gnomeo and Juliet. They didn't stand a chance. 1239 01:10:52,321 --> 01:10:54,053 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 1240 01:10:54,722 --> 01:10:59,654 False alarm, Nimrod. Someone had stuck three garden gnomes on the... 1241 01:10:59,656 --> 01:11:02,288 Looked like they were dancing. It doesn't matter. 1242 01:11:02,290 --> 01:11:04,791 Stand by for bridge reopening. 1243 01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,553 Oh, no. 1244 01:11:06,555 --> 01:11:08,355 Yeah, we didn't even get to do our big finale. 1245 01:11:08,821 --> 01:11:12,021 Nimrod, recommencing bridge opening now. 1246 01:11:17,256 --> 01:11:19,386 Don't worry, I'll get you out of here. 1247 01:11:19,388 --> 01:11:21,288 Oh, my hero. 1248 01:11:22,456 --> 01:11:25,788 Be brave, my love. Be brave! 1249 01:11:25,790 --> 01:11:28,090 This way! The door's here! 1250 01:11:29,990 --> 01:11:31,387 Come on, quickly now! 1251 01:11:31,389 --> 01:11:34,020 Help! Help! I'm stuck! 1252 01:11:34,022 --> 01:11:36,256 Well, of course it would be that guy. 1253 01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:45,457 Whoa! Keep me level! 1254 01:11:46,057 --> 01:11:48,723 Come on, this way. Out, everybody. 1255 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:51,989 Yay! Thank you, Dr. Watson. 1256 01:11:51,991 --> 01:11:55,124 - Thank you, Dr. Watson. - You're my hero, Dr. Watson. 1257 01:12:00,256 --> 01:12:02,088 I don't need you, Sherlock. 1258 01:12:02,090 --> 01:12:04,823 I've got lots of people who want me as an archenemy. 1259 01:12:05,490 --> 01:12:07,222 They're queuing up! 1260 01:12:09,223 --> 01:12:10,289 Ow! 1261 01:12:10,691 --> 01:12:13,256 I'm popular and bubbly. 1262 01:12:20,057 --> 01:12:21,656 I'm a pie about town. 1263 01:12:25,656 --> 01:12:27,656 You know, you're very needy for a villain. 1264 01:12:29,957 --> 01:12:32,722 The bridge is up. The gnomes are smashed. 1265 01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:36,489 And I guess this is the end of our little story, Sherlock. 1266 01:12:36,491 --> 01:12:38,858 Come now, Moriarty. 1267 01:12:39,424 --> 01:12:42,789 I think there's one more twist in the tale. 1268 01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:43,856 Huh? 1269 01:12:43,858 --> 01:12:45,256 No! 1270 01:12:45,258 --> 01:12:47,590 You're past your sell-by date, Moriarty. 1271 01:12:49,957 --> 01:12:52,722 You saved them? My life's work ruined! 1272 01:12:52,724 --> 01:12:54,888 The Sistine Chapel of evil plans 1273 01:12:54,890 --> 01:12:58,556 and you just spray-painted a cartoon cat all over it! 1274 01:12:58,558 --> 01:13:02,192 Well, then, sir, my hat's off to you. 1275 01:13:02,424 --> 01:13:04,157 Literally. 1276 01:13:04,159 --> 01:13:06,358 No! 1277 01:13:07,892 --> 01:13:09,525 Brace yourselves! 1278 01:13:13,392 --> 01:13:17,056 Oh, Sherlock. You look tired. 1279 01:13:18,392 --> 01:13:19,757 Why don't you have a little lie-down 1280 01:13:19,759 --> 01:13:21,590 while I go chat to your friends. 1281 01:13:21,592 --> 01:13:25,192 Yeah. Back in a sec. 1282 01:13:25,959 --> 01:13:26,890 Whoo! 1283 01:13:26,892 --> 01:13:28,824 And lift! 1284 01:13:28,826 --> 01:13:29,824 Again! 1285 01:13:29,826 --> 01:13:31,455 Watson, behind you! 1286 01:13:31,457 --> 01:13:33,825 Hello! 1287 01:13:38,326 --> 01:13:40,492 Poor old miserabubble Watson. 1288 01:13:40,758 --> 01:13:43,591 - Okay, bye-bye! - No, Moriarty. Please. 1289 01:13:45,525 --> 01:13:47,923 Oh, give it up, Sherlock. 1290 01:13:47,925 --> 01:13:49,925 What you gonna do? Depress me to death? 1291 01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:52,858 This is where our story ends. 1292 01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:57,925 Come, Moriarty. Come dance with me. 1293 01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,492 Oh, big hairy bums! 1294 01:14:01,425 --> 01:14:03,291 Sherlock! 1295 01:14:14,826 --> 01:14:15,859 Ow! 1296 01:14:20,826 --> 01:14:24,257 Sherlock Gnomes, I shall... 1297 01:14:24,259 --> 01:14:25,992 This water is disgusting. 1298 01:14:25,994 --> 01:14:28,059 Oh, it's going in my mouth! It's going in my mouth! 1299 01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:30,225 Oh, no, my phone! 1300 01:14:37,559 --> 01:14:39,626 You'd give your life for me? 1301 01:14:40,126 --> 01:14:41,791 Of course. 1302 01:14:41,793 --> 01:14:44,190 Because you're the sworn protector of London's garden gnomes. 1303 01:14:44,192 --> 01:14:45,557 No. 1304 01:14:45,559 --> 01:14:48,091 Because we are the sworn protectors 1305 01:14:48,093 --> 01:14:49,525 of London's garden gnomes. 1306 01:14:49,527 --> 01:14:53,360 Watson and Sherlock, partners and friends. 1307 01:14:53,693 --> 01:14:57,227 And I promise to treat my partner a lot better. 1308 01:14:57,527 --> 01:15:01,493 That is, of course, if you'll have me back. 1309 01:15:02,026 --> 01:15:03,826 Watson and Sherlock. 1310 01:15:04,260 --> 01:15:05,959 I rather like the sound of that. 1311 01:15:18,893 --> 01:15:20,359 So, Benny, 1312 01:15:20,361 --> 01:15:22,557 you know how you said you only want to kiss someone 1313 01:15:22,559 --> 01:15:23,992 if they want to kiss you back? 1314 01:15:23,994 --> 01:15:25,092 Uh... 1315 01:15:25,094 --> 01:15:27,561 Well, now is that time. 1316 01:15:30,894 --> 01:15:34,159 Where did you learn to kiss like that? 1317 01:15:34,161 --> 01:15:36,161 The Internet. 1318 01:15:37,128 --> 01:15:39,659 Not bad for our first week in London. 1319 01:15:39,661 --> 01:15:41,592 Well, you're the one who wanted an adventure. 1320 01:15:41,594 --> 01:15:44,393 Yeah, with you. Always with you. 1321 01:16:03,094 --> 01:16:05,726 What a perfect spring day. 1322 01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:09,226 The garden looks absolutely glorious. 1323 01:16:09,228 --> 01:16:13,127 It truly does. Juliet, I am so proud of you. 1324 01:16:13,129 --> 01:16:14,629 Thanks, Dad. 1325 01:16:20,262 --> 01:16:21,327 Watson! 1326 01:16:21,562 --> 01:16:24,392 Oh, Sherlock. I didn't even see you there. 1327 01:16:24,394 --> 01:16:28,028 Yes. I suppose I deserve that. 1328 01:16:35,896 --> 01:16:39,060 On this day, the first day of spring, 1329 01:16:39,062 --> 01:16:42,093 we are here to celebrate our new leaders, 1330 01:16:42,095 --> 01:16:44,659 Gnomeo and Juliet. 1331 01:16:47,495 --> 01:16:49,526 Is this what I think it is? 1332 01:16:49,528 --> 01:16:52,829 A Cupid's Arrow Orchid. Our flower. 1333 01:16:56,896 --> 01:16:59,762 So I guess this is officially our garden now. 1334 01:17:00,129 --> 01:17:04,897 It is. And I'll never forget the most important thing in this garden is you. 1335 01:17:05,396 --> 01:17:07,360 Ooh, that was super cheesy. 1336 01:17:07,362 --> 01:17:10,026 No, it was extremely romantic. 1337 01:17:10,028 --> 01:17:12,861 - Grade-A cheddar. - Will you shut up and kiss me? 1338 01:17:22,830 --> 01:17:25,026 Yay! Yay! 1339 01:17:27,063 --> 01:17:28,229 What? 1340 01:17:29,563 --> 01:17:32,863 Watson, do you see how they look at one another? 1341 01:17:33,063 --> 01:17:37,062 Recalculating likelihood of breakup at zero percent. 1342 01:17:37,629 --> 01:17:39,529 Could that possibly be right? 1343 01:17:39,763 --> 01:17:43,696 Elementary, my dear Sherlock. Elementary. 1344 01:17:54,583 --> 01:17:59,588 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1345 01:24:01,170 --> 01:24:04,401 ♪ Moriarty's Pies The taste that makes you smile ♪ 1346 01:24:04,403 --> 01:24:07,901 ♪ Filled with goobarb syrup Makes you eat it all the while ♪ 1347 01:25:57,906 --> 01:25:58,906 Ow! 1348 01:25:59,441 --> 01:26:01,706 I hate you, Sherlock Gnomes. 97759

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