All language subtitles for Pinocchio - English

It's a theory that states, in all human relationships, if you just go through six stages, you know the person.

If we follow this theory, Choi Dal Po, who's standing in front of me, and even I,

if we pass through the six stages, we know each other.

- Isn't it amazing?
- This rule is named after this person.

What is the name of the actor?

That. That.

Because this is the last question of this preliminary stage, it will be a bit difficult.

We will give you five seconds.

We are starting the five seconds now.

The correct answer is Kevin Bacon.

Kevin Bacon.

That's the correct answer!

That's it. Yup, that one.

Five years ago, after having that horrid experience, there was something that I was determined to do.

Don't take the picture. Don't take it.

Ha Myeong, let's go meet Dad.

You're not lying, right?

To not ever go near a broadcasting station.

Let's not associate, or even exchange words, with people from broadcasting stations.

Ahn Chan Soo will be coming to this place.

Because that determination was so strong and firm, I thought I would never waver.

Then, starting now, the second round of the competition, between the top and bottom of the school will begin.

The reason why I broke that determination this vainly, and am standing here,

is because of a secret that I want to protect more than that determination.

Episode 2
The Ugly Duckling

- Father, I'll be going to school.
- Grandfather, I'll be going to school.

2 weeks earlier, September, 2005

Dal Po, take good care of your niece.

In Ha, you have to listen to your uncle.

Yes.

There we go.

Grandfather. Grandfather. Grandfather.

I don't have any money.

Don't be like that, and buy me a bike.

If you don't, I'm going to run away from home.

Oh, this girl. Every day your uncle gives you a ride on his bike.

What are you planning to do that you want to buy another bike?

I mean, every day, Uncle...

What did he do?

Since he gives me rides so well, I feel bad. That's why.

It's okay for me, Niece.

Let's go.

Loyalty.

We'll be back.

Hurry and go. Okay.

Yes. When school is over, come right over.

Okay. Okay.

♬ Lightly, remaining in my ear ♬

♬ A small whisper ♬

♬ Blowing in like a wind ♬

That's enough. Stop the bike.

Seriously!

Jeez, In Ha, you should run around quickly. What are you doing?

Because of you, everybody here is always late for school.

I apologize.

Why? You said with your own mouth to let you off.

You don't like giving me a ride either.

Of course.

You really don't like me that much?

Of course.

Let me ask you. Why don't you like me?

Am I your feuding enemy or something?

Indeed, it's my mom.

I think Mom lost weight.

My mom is pretty, right?

Of course, your feuding enemy.

In Ah, be on time, will you?

Did All Zeroes leave you again?

Yes. If I had a bike, I wouldn't dream of anything else.

Every morning, I feel like I am going to die running that marathon.

Should I give you one from my house?

I have a bike that I am not using.

Really? Really?

Yeah. But the style is a bit outdated.

I don't care about the style as long as the bike rolls.

What do you think? Do you think you can ride it?

It's a bit... no, it's pretty crappy, isn't it?

It's okay. I can refinish it. Thank you.

Are you going to try?

Yes.

Wow! This bike rocks!

Hey, I really thank you.

Choi Dal Po, you're dead.

Hey, Blunt Maniac!

This is your...

Serves you right, Choi Dal Po.

It's the aptitude review and career plan. They say you have to fill them in and turn it in by next week.

Oh man, what jerk sprayed the career plan with filthy muddy water?

Some idiotic girl was showing off.

Shut up!

Wow. The recommended career for In Ha is as a lawyer, a prosecutor and a judge.

- Wow, they all suit her so well.
- An attorney?

How can Blunt Remark Maniac, who can't even lie, become a lawyer?

Of course I can. Why not? What has lying got to do with being a lawyer?

It has a lot to do with it.

Think about someone like you, with Pinocchio syndrome, defending a murderer.

What does...

The evidence that the defendant has murdered the victim is all circumstantial.

There isn't a single bit of direct evidence.

If you have a doubt that he could be guilty,

at that time, it's the law to unconditionally give the benefit of the doubt to the defendant.

However, the defendant admitted during his interview with me

that he personally murdered the victim, and he testified that he didn't feel any remorse.

I, Choi In Ha, with an attorney's conscience on the line,

am insisting that the defendant is guilty!

I'm going to kill you!

I'm going to also kill that bastard who put the attorney's badge on you!

An attorney like you, instead of taking the defendant's side and being outspoken, you'll be perfect for getting stabbed with a knife by a defendant.

Instead, what about being an actress?

Being an attorney, your looks are too wasted.

Should I? My fortune was the same as Song Hye Gyo's fortune!
(a famous Korean actress)

An actress? How can a girl who can't lie be an actress?

She can't. She wouldn't even be able to do what they say is the easiest, acting as a corpse.

Why wouldn't I be able to act as a corpse?

Okay, the emotions look good.

The gentle wind is blowing.

Okay, the camera. Zoom in.

Crap.

Pin.

Just how many times already? Is it that hard to control that hiccup?

You already know. I'm a Pinocchio, and constitutionally, when I lie, it shows.

Because I have to pretend to be dead when I'm perfectly alive, of course I get the hiccups.

Is there a substitute actor? Is there a substitute?

That's already the 21st take.

At this rate, Soo Yeuk's arms are going to fall off.

Director, the special effects are outstanding these days.

Can't you erase hiccups with CG?

Hey! I'll be the substitute! I'll do it!

Hey, bring me the wig! Kim Mee Young's WIG!

So think that you're saving many people's lives and fold your dreams of becoming an actress.

Your chance of becoming an actress is less than the chance of Bill Gates taking out a loan from a private lender.

Dal Po, if we watch you carefully, you have a talent for killing people with your words.

Hey, don't worry. I read in a newspaper that there are more than 20,000 jobs available in Korea.

With so many jobs, won't there be a place for you?

No, there aren't any. Don't you know that the probability of people with Pinocchio Syndrome being hired is less than 6%?

Don't listen to him! These are things that have no career path to begin with.

I also don't have a path.

Nowadays, I'm even envious of typhoons. Those have set paths.

Look! Look! Look!

These brats, I told you to have some self-study time.
I'm really going to go crazy.

Look at you brats just goofing off!

Is everyone seated?

Yes.

You all know well about the Quiz Champion Challenge program, right?

Yes.

You sure do answer well.

We have to pick a representative for our school to participate in that program.

Really? Awesome!

They pay you $500 just for being on the show.

What is this about $500? If you win, it's $30,000.

With that kind of money, you can buy a boat.

After tomorrow's general knowledge quiz, the one who gets the highest score will go on the show.

No objections, right?

Let's just decide by Rock-Paper-Scissors.

Let's do it by drawing straws.

Who said to draw straws? Who said that? Who?

You pick your future bride that way.

You got it?

You're going to be on TV. TV! A national broadcast at that.

Then, I'll assume you have no objections and will end the class. The end.

What good is it taking the test?

It will obviously be Chan Soo.

What do you mean? We'll find out after we try.

Common knowledge isn't grade rankings, you know?

What do you need to say?

Try this. If you pull on it, it makes this sound.

Whoa, it sounds good. Thanks.

In Ha, I have something to tell you.

What is it?

If I go on the Quiz,

- I'm going to confess that I like you on the show.
- What?!

When you hear my confession, make sure to give me your answer.

- Chan Soo, I...
- It's not the time. Don't answer now...

since I haven't confessed yet. But when I confess,

give me an answer then, okay? I'm going now.

Mom, today was the first time I got a confession from a guy.

But it's strange. I feel weird.

It feels like I have indigestion.

I thought I would feel nervous and flutter if I got a confession,

but I feel as though I've become a pine tree on top of Namsan.

I don't have any feelings.
It's as though I'm covered in a suit of armor.

Do you have a dilemma?

Yeah, if I do this, the blood rushes to my head, so my brain works better.

I am doing this because there is a scientific reason behind it, so don't look at me that way.

Although I've seen you do that for five years, I'm startled every time I see it. Where does your being gawky end?

You!

- Thank you.
- Goodbye.

Boss, please sign the receipt.

Oh, okay.

Runaway Suspect Wanted Poster

Picture taken in March, 1998
Picture taken in Year 2000.

Boss, what day is it today?

What? It's September 25th. Why?

It's nothing. I just wanted to verify something.

Hey, seeing how eerie this place is, I think we took the wrong road.

What is with that abandoned factory?

It's been more than five years since the fire, but they are not demolishing it because it's haunted.

Why are you doing that?

During that factory's explosion accident, they say many people died.

I heard they were firefighters.

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You have 30 minutes.

The test questions are picked from the past questions from the Quiz Champion Challenge show.

As I mentioned yesterday, I will select the student with the highest score

and recommend him for the Quiz Champion Challenge show.

Ji Yi, do you think you'll get answers by looking at my face?

Hurry up and solve.

Name: (Choi Dal Po)

This punk! 36%
His common knowledge is terrible.

I know.
How could there be not a single brat who's scoring over 50%?

Wow, Choi In Ha got 92%. It's no doubt that the guy who has the best grades has good common sense as well.

Ahn Chan Soo got 96%.

Oh, geez! Do we have to grade all these?!
Can't we just wrap this up?

Wait a minute. What is this punk?

- What?
- What?

Oh my! Wow! What's with this punk?! . . .

A perfect score of 100%?

A perfect score? Who is it?

- Choi Dal Po.
- Choi Dal Po?

You guys. Did you hear?

The general knowledge quiz results are out, but...

Really, already?

- Who got first place?
- Chan Soo or In Ha?

First place is...

All Zeroes!

- What did you say?
- What kind of nonsense is that?

Why are you looking at me like that? Aren't you going to congratulate me?

What? Then All Zeroes is going to represent our school on the quiz show?!

Does that make sense at all?

He got first place..

That's crazy!

Oppa, I heard All Zeroes is going on the game show instead of you.

Dal Po ended up getting first place.

Oh my! How can the last place in school get first place overnight?!

Does that make sense?

Right? You guys don't think it makes sense either, right?

This is only my assumption, but what if Dal Po...

Yes! Cheating. He could have cheated!

Did you hear? There is a chance that Dal Po may have cheated.

This is a secret. But All Zeroes cheated!

No wonder. His nickname is "All Zeroes."

Hey, what if, by chance, All Zeroes didn't cheat?

But the test paper...

He may have stolen the test?!

This is a fact. All Zeroes may have stolen the test.

Therefore, he may be expelled from school.

That boy is seriously crazy.

Why go through the trouble of stealing just for a test?

Maybe he was after the prize.

You can receive $500 just for entering.

Oh my word! How can he do such a despicable thing and

walk around like that?

Look at the way he looks. He looks totally like a psychopath.

- Just look at him.
- He's crazy.

Hey, did you hear? All Zeroes is a total psycho.

He stole the test paper for money.

They say he was a pickpocket before he was adopted.

- I knew he was up to no good!
- How sketchy...

I heard his real father is an ex-convict.

He ordered the firefighters to go in.

Was he possibly interested in being promoted?

He ran away.

Say that again. What did you just say?

What did I say?

I really didn't say anything.

Try saying that nonsense again.

Then I'll smack you across the face ten times!

Oh my goodness!

He must feel embarrassed.

What a total gangster.

What's going to happen to In Ha?

It's called a pipe.

A pipe of speculation. A pipe of jealousy and resentment.

That pipe is so easy to play, anybody can easily play that pipe.

It was you who stole the test, wasn't it?

- It's not true.
- It's not true?

You...

Don't even dream of being on that quiz show.

If you went on the show using this kind of trick,
it will be a humiliation for our school! Humiliation!

You pathetic punk!

Those foolish monsters with numerous heads attached.

Even the people in the palace court are always complaining about something.

One can easily play the pipe.

This is a quote from Shakespeare's "Iago" and "Henry IV."

Now, what is it that the pipe is being used as metaphor for?

Yes, Ahn Chan Soo just rang his bell.

If you answer this correctly, you'll be the new champion.

The answer is

A rumor?

Is rumor your final answer?

Rumor is the correct answer!

Ahn Chan Soo is the new quiz champion!

Congratulations.

New champion, Ahn Chan Soo, please tell us how you're feeling right now.

Choi In Ha. I really like you.

This punk doesn't even mention his own teacher.

Date him! Date him!

Mom, for the last four straight days, I haven't been able to stop the hiccups.

I think it's a new record.

I tried holding my breath, drinking a whole kettle full of water and even cleaned the whole house. But it won't stop.

I feel like dying.

I know what I have to do to stop it

but I don't have the courage to do it.

What do I need to do, Mom?

There's no one who died of hiccups, right?

Oh my word... how could he act so normal after doing such a terrible thing?

Take a look at what he looks like: He looks totally like a psychopath.

-He stole the test because of money.
-I heard he used to pickpocket before being adopted.

This won't do. I have to live first.

Reflection Letter

At the school committee meeting, we decided to wrap it up with you writing the Reflection Letter.

If we made this issue any bigger, the rumors about the school will be bad.

Why do I have to write a reflection letter about something I didn't do?

Why are you insisting that you didn't do it, when it's something you did?

I did not steal the test. It's not true.

- They are all false rumors.
- Can you prove that they are false rumors?

- They are all false rumors.
- Can you prove that they are false rumors?

Why do we have to prove that?

Why do I

have to prove that?

You have to prove it

because you are the central figure of the rumor.

When I leave here, I will tell the students that you and Teacher Yoon are having an affair.

I'm going to spread a rumor that I saw you two with my own two eyes.

Wh- wh- wha- what?

What? He and I are having an affair?

What is this I'm hearing?

Teacher Yoon, hold on a moment. Hold on.

Dal Po, you...

Why don't you prove that it's not the truth on your own.

- Oh, my.
- Hey, why should I...

Because you are the central figure of the rumor.

If you can't you will have to write the reflection letter. No, you'll have to write a resignation letter.

Hey, Dal Po! Choi Dal Po!

Dal Po! Choi Dal Po!

Is that kid determined to block my marriage prospects?

What is this?

It's... it's not like that.

How could you think that...

What did you just do?

Aish.

Choi In Ha, what are you doing?

My hiccups stopped.

Choi In Ha, have you lost your mind?

Chan Soo, I'm sorry. I can't accept your confession.

Also, kids, before you eat the cake, apologize to Dal Po first.

I'm going to faint.

Why should we apologize to All Zeroes?

You all spread false rumors without any kind of proof.

Do you have evidence that Dal Po stole the test?

Evidence? A guy who used to get all zeroes on every subject got a 100% overnight.

Is there bigger evidence than this?

That is not evidence but speculation.

Then, why don't you speculate?

Speculate how Dal Po didn't cheat but really got 100% with his own ability!

Come on. Say it.

Okay. Instead of speculation, I will bring evidence.

In exchange, if I bring the evidence, you apologize to Dal Po.

And give Dal Po half of that prize money, too.

Why should he give half to Dal Po?

If Dal Po didn't steal the test, then Dal Po should have gone to the Quiz game.

Then, that prize money is also obviously Dal Po's.

When I said half, I was being really considerate.

Let's do that. I will hand over half.

However, instead if you can't bring the evidence-

If I can't bring it?

What is that saying Dal Po always repeats?

No way.

You get slapped by me ten times.

What?

- Chan Soo. Even so, she's a girl.
- Didn't he say that he liked In Ha?

Since he got dumped by In Ha, he has lost his mind.

If you are sheepish about it, forget it.

That bastard.

Okay. I'll accept the bet.

You said if I bring the evidence, you said you will give up half of the money.

Chan Soo, don't back out on your words.

Don't you go back on your words. It's going to be hard ten times.

Just because you are a girl, I won't take it easy.

Oh my goodness. The hiccups are starting to come.

What do you think? Even if you think about it, do you think you'll get slapped?

No! Not at all!

What the heck?

What's with that girl?

What should I do?

Would he really hit me ten times?

Whatever, I'll just get hit.

That punk. Where is he taking his anger out on?

Hey, Blunt Maniac!

Don't misunderstand. I didn't take your side because I like you.

I thought I was going to die because of my hiccups. I had no other choice.

- Hey, it's not that-
- Of course you wished that wasn't it.

However, that's the truth. I did it because I had no other choice.

So I deny any delusions.

Delusions? What delusions?

You already know. Do I have to say it with my own mouth?

All right, I don't want to hear it anyway. Go.

If her eyes are working properly, she should be able to see the brakes are broken.

- Bye!
- Go well.

Bye.

Does that girl have her eyes on the bottom of her feet?

Damn.

Aigoo, what's wrong with this?

What do I do? Hey! Hey!

Why is it doing this?

What do I do?

Choi In Ha!

Seriously.

Ah, I'm bleeding.

Hey, I'm bleeding.

I said I'm bleeding...

Dal Po.

Hey, Dal Po! Choi Dal Po!

Choi Dal Po! Dal Po!

Ahjusshi, what do we do if my uncle dies?

He's not dying. He just mildly...mildly hit his head.

If he mildly hit his head, why isn't he gaining consciousness?!

Is this brain hemorrhage? Brain hemorrhage?

He can't get his head injured. He can't become a retard.

Right now, he's already getting bullied.

And if he is a loner and an idiot, he will be so pitiful.

If my uncle becomes an idiot,

what are we going to do?

Please be quiet.

Uncle. You're awake?

How are you? Are you nauseous or dizzy?

I'm okay.

What is my name?

How much is this? Tell me.

I don't know.

What do we do? What do we do? He doesn't know me.

He doesn't know this!

I'm sorry for making such a fuss. Please, let us off.

♬ They lightly flow to my ears, ♬

♬ your quiet whispers. ♬

♬ Blowing like the wind, ♬

♬ You're indescribable. ♬

♬ At some point, like a fragrance, ♬

♬ you are soaking into me forever. ♬

♬ It seems like it will remain deeply in my heart. ♬

♬ I have to believe it's okay ♬

♬ I don't expect any more... ♬

Why are you unwrapping that. Just leave it.

That's enough. It's nothing anyway. If the elder saw it he would be traumatized.

- Do you have any bandaids?
- Yeah.

Don't tell your father about the accident. Regarding your injured ankle,

tell him that you got hurt riding the bike, and nothing more.

Telling him anymore will cause everything to be exposed.

All right.

You got 100 with your own skill, right?

Yeah.

Then, until now you hid that skill very deeply and lived like a dummy?

Why did you do that?

I heard your real uncle was mentally disabled.

Then, because of Grandfather, you pretended to be mentally disabled,

because he might be traumatized and pass out?

Yeah.

But why did you show your true skill now?

Did you want to go on the quiz game that much?

Stop asking. My head hurts.

There won't be any chance that you'll be slapped by Chan Soo.

- What?
- So I'm saying...

You don't have to worry.

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Slitting your stomach for your owner who fed you

is your destiny.

Where are you going?

To see a friend.

Please make sure Father doesn't watch the TV tomorrow.

We don't even have a TV. Getting him to watch one would be harder.

I'll be going.

You're not taking your bike?

No, I'm going to sleep at my friend's house.

- Where is Uncle going?
- I don't know.

He said he is going to sleep at his friend's house.

He doesn't have any friends.

He really did get zeroes on everything. Naming him All Zeroes was a work of art.

Lectures on English History
This doesn't look like a book Dal Po would read.

Ohchang City Library?

Was it borrowed?

One ticket to Seoul, please.

Ohchang City Library

There sure are a lot of books.

♬ I feel a challenge coming to me. ♬

Book Rental Card
Choi Dal Po

He read this too,

and last year at that.

♬ Although I thought much about it. ♬

♬ Today, my heart is ♬

There is no way...
♬ pointing to you. ♬

♬ I want to take away all your painful things. ♬

♬ If I could see your smile, ♬

♬ I can handle any difficulties. ♬

Oh my word... he read all of these books?

Choi Dal Po...what are you?

♬ I'm going to love you, I'm going to hold you ♬

♬ I'm going to feel you. Hold me up. ♬

♬ I'm going to love you, I'm going to hold you, yeah ♬

♬ I'm going to feel you. Hold me now ♬

I will announce the one who passed the trial today.

The one who passed today will be on the October 8 broadcast and

will be going against Ahn Chan Soo, who won last week.

The one who passed this week's trial is...

Then, with last week's winner and the new

challenger Choi Dal Po, we will begin the second round.

Round 2

The second round will be a speed quiz.

There will be 20 questions, each question being worth 30 to 50 points.

The one who wins

will be the first place winner.

- Are you two ready?
- Yes.

- Yes.
- All right.

In Korean proverbs, there is a saying, "When a cousin buys land, my stomach hurts."

It conveys the meaning that, if you see someone else in distress, you feel good.

In German, the word is a synthesis of "suffering and happiness."

What phrase will that be?

Yes. Choi Dal Po.

The correct answer is Schadenfreude.
(literally 'harm-joy,' the joy derived from the harm to another)

Schadenfreude.

That is the correct answer!

I didn't even know that.

All Zeroes is not a dummy but a genius.

I'll give you the next question.

As the meaning of a person who leads and provokes future popular...

- Yes, Choi Dal Po.
- Trendsetter.

This person's distinctions are that he plays the violin and reasoning and deduction...

Sherlock Holmes.

A bird of prey smaller than an eagle...

- Hawk.
- Has a relation to a word, feign...

Falcon.

During the China Cultural Revolution, there were four books that were called...

Dream of the Red Chamber, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, and Journey to the West.
(The "Four Great Classical Novels" of Chinese literature)

- Wow, Dal Po is catching up fast.
-It's the correct answer.

He's playing even with Chan Soo.

The 100% he got must have not been because he stole the answer key, but it must have really been his ability.

Wow that punk is, in the end, proving (his innocence).

There won't be a chance that you will be slapped by Chan Soo. So you don't have to worry.

It was true. There won't be any chance of me getting slapped.

I will give you the last question of the day. We will take a look at the score for a moment.

Choi Dal Po has 440 points.

Ahn Chan Soo has 410 points.

The last week's winner, Ahn Chan-Soo, is losing to the challenger by 30 points.

However, the last question is worth 50 points,

so whoever answers this question will be today's final winner.

Okay, I will give you the last question for today.

There are four freedoms that Franklin D. Roosevelt promoted in his speech.

The four freedoms that are expressed as human rights all over the world.

Please answer by naming all of the four freedoms.

Ahn Chan Soo has pressed the button. If he answers this question

he will win. And the correct answer?

Freedom of speech.

- And—
- Okay,

The answer will be correct only if you state the other three.

Since it is the last question, I will give you 5 seconds to answer it.

What can we do? If you push the button first on that type of question, you are sure to lose.

The time is passing by!

That's a shame. Automatically, the opportunity will pass over to Choi Dal Po.

Dal Po, won.

Choi Dal Po, if you answer this question, you will be the final winner.

Yes, Choi Dal Po.

Freedom of worship. Freedom from want.

And, it's Freedom from fear.

You said three of them, but you will win

only if you say the last one.

The last one, I don't know.

Eh?

What? How can he not know? Chan-Soo said the last one.

He has said that he doesn't know. Choi Dal Po,

I will give you 5 seconds.

What is the last one!

He is doing that on purpose.

He is doing that on purpose?

Choi Dal Po, that punk is doing that with the intention to make Ahn Chan Soo eat crow.

He already knows the answer, and he's passed it to Chan Soo as if to throw it at him saying, "Take that."

What a shame. The chance will be given to Ahn Chan-Soo again.

If Ahn Chan-Soo answers it, he will win.

Okay, Ahn Chan-Soo?

The 4 of them are?

Freedom of worship. Freedom from want.

Freedom from fear. And

freedom of speech.

YES! That is the answer!
Ahn Chan-Soo has won for the second time!

Wow, it's overwhelming. Overwhelming, All Zeroes!

Don't call him All Zeroes. You should call him All 100s now.

Isn't it so awesome?

Who? All Zeroes?

No, that amazing box.

Box? The television?

I told you guys repeatedly that it was a false rumor, but you didn't believe me in the slightest.

Going out to the broadcast stopped the rumors with a blow.

And also very neatly.

What?

Now the people who saw the broadcast could never say that Dal Po stole the test paper again.

Wasn't that so cool?

You seem like a complete whackjob.

I decided on my career!

Hey, if it is pen, you can't fix it. Write it with pencil!

I'm never going to fix it. I made my decision.

Isn't your father going to faint if he watches that?

If he knows that Dal Po is smart and not dumb,

he will know that Dal Po is a fake son.

- Who is it?
- Father, it's Dal Pyeong. Where are you right now?

Home.

You didn't perhaps turn on the TV today, did you?

Why? Is there something going on?

It's nothing. I will buy you dried herring for tonight's dinner.

All right.

- He didn't watch the TV?
- No.

What a relief. If he saw it he would have been instantly traumatized and passed out.

Right.

He plugged it in here.

Choi Dal Po got 100 by his own skill. [Evidence 1]

Even though he knew the answers, he deliberately got 0 points...

You have to write your name, and your citizen identification number.

We are giving you the net amount after 21% tax so don't call us later to complain that there's any missing.

- Yes.
- Yes.

What will happen to the bet? Will Chan-Soo really hit you ten times?

Wouldn't that be too funny, Director?

I see, only I find this funny.
Write! Neatly and all of it.

Choi Dal Po.

- Yes?
- Why did you yield the last question to your friend?

I did not yield, I really did not know.

Do you think broadcasting is a joke?

It seemed like you wanted to play a joke on that friend. But that joke was not acceptable.

That is an excellent point.

What are you doing? You're not getting on?

If you're not getting on, say so.

I don't think of broadcasting as a joke.

With one word, you can kill a person. That is what broadcasting is.

How would I dare to think that it is a joke?

I will give you the answer because you ask. The reason I yielded the last question is

because, if I answered the last question correctly, I would have to come to this cesspool-like place again.

This place,

is swarming with human beings who noisily make groundless speculations.

It is filled with people who have mics and cameras around them.

And, with only the fact that I'm breathing in the same oxygen as those nauseating human beings,

I couldn't breathe and I felt like crap!

I hated coming to the broadcasting building more than death.

Does that answer your question?

Who is that guy causing all the ruckus?

It was you, bastards! You guys killed them! You killed my little brother and my mother!

Because of the words you spew, they died.

I will apologize instead.

As you can see, the guy is a bit ill-mannered...

- Everything he said is true.
- Huh?

It's correct to the point that it's scary.

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I'm back from school.

Why is this out here?

He couldn't have...

This damned door...

I'll scratch your back for you!

- What number should I scratch?
- Try scratching number 6.

Number 6.

- Grandfather.
- Yes?

Did you go in my room by any chance?

No. Why?

It's nothing.

Aigoo, where did you leave your uncle and why are you here alone?

Number 7.

Uncle...

Uncle said he's going to a friend's house and will be home late, around 8 o'clock.

8 o'clock? My third and fourth fingers...

They ache so much.

It seems like it's going to rain soon.

Did he take his umbrella?

Do you like me?

Am I crazy? Why would I?

I see everything in the reflection.
Stop glancing at me and say what you want to say.

Let me ask you three things, okay?

Were you pretending to be a dummy on purpose all this time?

Yeah.

Then you should have kept doing it. Why are you coming out now and making such a fuss?

So I can go on the quiz game.

Hey, did you know that you really don't have any consistency?

You said you'd rather die than go to the broadcasting company.

- Yes, I don't want to go.
- Then, why did you go on the quiz game?

You said you were going to ask 3 questions. You asked 3 questions already.

Geesh, that punk isn't give an inch.

Grandfather's weather forecast is always 100% correct.

Oh, that's enough. Don't waste your time on useless meddling. That punk deserves to get rained on.

Aish.

- Oh, Mom!
- Omo, my baby, you did such a good job!

Aiyoo, I'm so proud of you.

Okay.

Dang, I might freeze to death in this rain.

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Really? Really?

But, the style is kind of old-fashioned...

The style doesn't matter as long as the bike rolls.

In Ha, I have something to tell you. About going on that quiz show...

I'm going to confess that I like you on the show.

- What?
- When you hear my confession, make sure to give me your answer.

Like I said yesterday, I will pick the one with the best score

to represent the school.

♬ Like a coincidence, we are hovering in the same time span. ♬

♬ Like three thousand days, always and forever... ♬

But why did you, Sunbae, suddenly decide to show your agility now?

Because I like you.

Because I like you.

Because I like you.

♬ On the street that we always used to pass. ♬

♬ I know that you can't trust me. ♬

♬ Now you can't trust anyone. ♬
Hey, All Zeroes! I mean, Dal Po!

♬ You don't want to tell the truth. ♬

I'm going to go crazy. I should have checked it beforehand. What should I do?

Where did he go?

Dal Po!

Choi Dal Po!

Dal Po!

Aigoo.

Wear this and go since there isn't anything better.

Huh?

Yeah.

You shouldn't misunderstand either. I only came because Grandfather told me to.

He was so worried you'd get rained on, I had no other choice but to come.

I had no choice!

You just started hiccuping.

It's not because I'm lying. It's because I'm cold. I hiccup when I'm cold.

So, any kind of misunderstanding is denied.

By the way...

- What did you want to tell me before?
- What?

You said it in the broadcast before. 'Choi In Ha, if I become the champion...'

You got cut off right there.

If I become the champion,

don't get off my bike.

Why?

What does that mean?

Do you perhaps...

Perhaps...

In retrospect, I should have left then.

From the start, I should not have had that kind of feeling.

She was a person I should not have met.

Aigoo, it's raining hard.

Father.

Today is the day your statute of limitations ends.

Although I hate the people who made you into a fugitive enough to kill them,

I wish that what they said was true.

Being a fugitive,

being blamed by the people is okay with me.

It's just that...

I wish you were alive.

I miss you, Father.

Before my feelings grew,

when I could have turned things around,

I should have left.

By any chance, are you...

What?

You are not having any strange, mistaken thoughts, right?

What?

I didn't become the champion, and like before, you don't have to get on my bike.

So, any kind of misunderstanding is denied.

I know, I know! I didn't misunderstand.

I'm being serious!

I keep hiccuping because it's cold.

I thought this fluttering of my heart would die down in due time.

When the fluttering died down, I thought I would be able to leave easily.

However, that was an foolish mistake,

and an excuse to

stay by her side.

Pinocchio
~Preview~

Mom.

- I missed you a lot.
- The girl is making a scene.

That showmanship is the problem. Seemed like an entertainer more than a reporter.

Are you stupid? Do you really think that is your Mom's number?

Dal Po, have you ever seen my Mom? I only believe what I see, just like I trusted you 8 years ago.

- Okay. - I don't want to.
- Why? - Besides your dad, you have a mom and a younger sibling.

- Both of them died.
- I really am sorry.

- Dal Po. Dal Po.
- Don't be surprised.

Right now, I am not surprised.

Mom.

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Why do you think he ordered an unreasonable operation to extinguish the fire?

- Was he possibly concerned about a promotion?
- My father isn't that kind of person.

I'm sure it was him. I have the Pinocchio syndrome, so I would never lie.

- Okay, I promise.
-You're not lying, right?

Ha Myeong, let's go meet Dad.

Why are you staring at me like that? Because I'm pretty?

That's right. I'm looking because you are pretty.

While living, there are times when I often think that the world is really small.

You met as total strangers, but it turns out

there was a time when fate brought you together before.
You all have times like that, right?

And, Choi In Ha.

- You, for that matter, do you like "All Zeroes?"
- No.

It's Mom. Mom's on TV.

In Seoul, if you videotape a vehicle in a traffic violation, a reward is given.

Indeed, it's my mom.

Uncle.

Whether it is ill fate or good fate, there are times
when when people are connected somehow.

Although we normally call this kind of fate destiny,

there is a mathematical way of explaining these meetings.