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Zia-Aman
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MacGYVER: I told you not to
make the first "S" so big.
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That's why you ran out of rocks.
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When's the last time
you saw a small "SOS"?
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You got to be able to see it from above.
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That's the whole point.
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It's go big or don't go home.
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Yeah, well, right now,
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it's just "S-O" and a
tiny little squiggle.
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It looks like the formula
for sulfur dioxide.
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JACK: What rescue pilot
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you think saw my sign
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and went, "Hey,
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those fellas down there,
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they need some sulfur dioxide."
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Oh, what pilot are you talking about?
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There's not a plane out there, is there?
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Why are you hating on me right now, huh?
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I-Is it because
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I already finished my sign?
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And you've been in here
building on this thing
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for, like, three days now?
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I'd like to see you build a radio
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in the middle of nowhere,
using only snowmobile parts.
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Maybe I will.
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- Huh.
- Maybe next time,
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I'll make the survival tea.
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This sucks.
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- Okay. Okay.
- Look at this.
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Twigs. There's wood in here.
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What is this, tree bark flavor?
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Okay.
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The radio is actually almost finished,
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I just need one tiny
little piece of metal
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to bridge these two resistors.
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So it needs to be round,
uh, a few millimeters wide.
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Hey, let's use a piece of that watch.
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Whoa.
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(chuckles): Okay, I see how it is. Yeah.
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It's okay to submerge
my phone in a shark tank
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or snap my expensive sunglasses
in half to save the world,
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but when our little butt-sicles
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depend on taking apart a piece
of your personal property,
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we've crossed the line?
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Jack, if it was just...
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just my watch,
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you know I'd use it in a heartbeat.
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You know that.
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But I'm pretty sure my
dad left it for a reason,
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so that I could find it and
use it to somehow find him.
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I don't doubt that, but there is
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no hope of finding him
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if we don't get out of here.
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Yeah.
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Wait. Jack.
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Grab that light right there. Come here.
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Grab that light right there. Please.
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I think I found something.
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Please.
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- See, that gear, right there.
- Huh?
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It's-it's newer than
the rest of the watch.
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Am I crazy or...?
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There's something written
on it, right there.
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This could be the
clue to finding my dad.
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Yeah, and it could be
a weird piece of metal
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with a bunch of numbers on it.
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But we're never gonna know
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if we freeze to death out here.
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Come on, Mac.
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I can't feel my butt.
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(whispers): I-I can't feel it.
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I can't feel it.
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Okay, okay.
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(shivering)
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(grunts)
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(static crackles)
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Mayday.
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This is Firebird Seven.
Assistance required.
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Anyone receiving?
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(static crackles)
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Mayday. This is Firebird Seven.
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Anyone receiving?
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MATTY: Took you guys long enough.
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- (both laugh)
- Hold tight.
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Rescue choppers are
homing in on your signal.
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- Patching you through now.
- MAN: Copy that, Phoenix.
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We're almost at your...
Does that say "S-O, comma"?
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MATTY: Dalton made the
distress signal, didn't he?
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What gave it away? (laughs)
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(laughs hysterically)
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♪ ♪ ♪
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(groans)
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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What are you laughing at?
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Oh, my eyes.
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Why didn't anyone tell me that
Jack's ass is on the playlist?
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Oh, no. Come on, this is the infirmary,
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people, okay? Not a clown car.
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Can't a man with frostbutt
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get a little privacy, please?
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Calm down, Dalton, we're all
one big happy family here.
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If we're a happy family,
what does that make Jack?
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ALL: Crazy uncle.
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- Every family has one.
- Okay, you know,
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I don't have to take this off y'all,
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I'm out of here. Enjoy
the view on the way out.
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- (yelps)
- Slow down, cowboy.
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This ain't a social call.
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We've got work.
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Oh, so this is a briefing.
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Huh? Right here, right now?
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Can we move this
shindig to the war room?
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Yeah, well, of course we could.
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But where's the fun in that?
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Besides, it's not like
I haven't seen it before.
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JACK: I'd appreciate it if
we didn't go there, yeah?
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MATTY: All right. Thanks to Cage
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and her interrogation
of the Ten of Spades,
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we have tapped into a treasure trove
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or new intel, including a lead
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on the illusive terrorist group,
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the Red Fist.
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The Red what?
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Jack...
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Well, I can't hear that
good with my tochis
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on full display like this.
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She said Red F... Oh, can you stand up
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and put that all away?
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Red Fist...
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They're a Eastern
European group of radicals
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responsible for over
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30 deadly attacks in the last decade.
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I thought you said these
guys were terrorists.
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They're stealing diamonds.
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MATTY: Well, in the last six weeks,
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it appears as though
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they've shifted gears,
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pulling off a dozen diamond heists
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all across Europe,
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hauling in an estimated
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$75 million.
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And I'm guessing they're not just gonna
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put this money away so they could
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retire someplace sunny, huh?
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Sadly, no. The Ten of Spades says
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they want to use the stolen diamonds
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to finance a major attack.
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Every relevant detail of
this forthcoming major attack
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remains a mystery.
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However, what we do know is
where the diamonds themselves
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are being held:
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in a vault at the
Karabakh Hotel and Casino
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in Azerbaijan.
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So, if we cut off the funding,
then we stop the attack?
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RILEY: So you want us
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to break into the casino vault
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and steal the diamonds
before Red Fist can use them?
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Okay, this assignment keeps
getting better and better.
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JACK: Look, anything warmer
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than Siberia I consider a vacation.
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Now all I need to do is just
come up with a cool cover name.
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Actually, your cover IDs have
already been taken care of.
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(tires screeching)
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(engine revs)
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MATTY: Mac, you will be
going in as Luke Arrington,
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an arms dealer with money to burn.
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♪ Think I'll dust 'em off, put
'em back up on the shelf... ♪
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Riley, you will be Emma Castillo,
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a notorious drug lord's girlfriend
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who's notorious in her own right
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for traveling with half her wardrobe.
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Should make it easy to sneak
in all the gear you'll need
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to hack their system.
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♪ Might be over now ♪
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♪ But I feel it still... ♪
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Bozer, you will be Chet Walker,
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a money-laundering bad boy
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looking to spend some ill-gotten gains.
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Cage, you will be Francesca Moretti,
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heir apparent to a Sicilian crime family
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who may or may not be here
to make someone disappear.
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And, Jack, you will be Ernie Bung,
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a disgraced accountant known
for questionable bookkeeping.
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Ernie Bung?
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Why can't I be Chet Walker?
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And a disgraced accountant?
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That's just shameful,
that cover name sucks.
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It was either that or a rogue chef
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who sells illegal bushmeat.
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Backstopped cover identities
don't grow on trees, Dalton.
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I didn't know bushmeat was illegal.
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MATTY: Once you're in the casino,
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all Riley will need to do
is clip into the network
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to hack their system, a
program called SteelViper,
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which will allow her to
tap into security cameras
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and learn some guard rotations.
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MacGYVER: Well, if Riley
has that kind of access,
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it should be just a matter
of distracting the security
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long enough to break into the vault,
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scoop the diamonds, then split.
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BOZER: Said that way,
sounds super easy.
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But I'm still hazy on step one.
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How do we clip Riley into the network?
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Got to assume they're
keeping this network
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behind some big, intimidating door
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guarded by big, intimidating men.
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MacGYVER: Of course.
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But I do think I have an idea.
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Hi. (laughs)
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This is so embarrassing.
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My boyfriend and I had a
little miscommunication.
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We both thought the other
one brought the, um...
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(clicks tongue)
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♪ I don't know why... ♪
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You know what, just come in, come look.
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(chuckles)
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♪ Babe... ♪
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H-Hey.
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Any chance you know how to pick a lock?
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♪ No matter how I try ♪
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♪ It's like the more
you give, the more... ♪
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(beeping)
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Oh, wow, you are good at that.
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Honey, you should see how fast he is.
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RILEY: Uh, that-that's great,
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babe, I'll be out as
soon as I can, okay?
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(chuckles softly)
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(grunting): Ooh! Oh!
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Hol-Hold on!
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(grunts)
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- Are you okay?
- Leg cramp.
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(MacGyver groaning)
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Leg cramp.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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(exhales) There it goes.
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Ooh. Wow, you are fast.
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(chuckles)
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Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Thanks again.
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(door opens, closes)
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Okay, Boze, you're up.
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JACK: Guys, are you
seeing what I'm seeing?
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Hang on, Boze, we got a
new player to the game.
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Anybody know who the hottie is
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with the security detail
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standing in front of the
door we need to get into?
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No idea.
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- Jack, can you get a photo?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I can do that.
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(guard clears throat)
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Can I help you, sir?
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No, I don't think so. Can I help you?
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CAGE: Uh, Mac? Jack could use some help.
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(grunts)
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Ma'am, are you okay?
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(chuckles) Boy, you better get out
of my face, that's what you should do.
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CAGE: What are you gonna
do with that stun gun, Mac?
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MacGYVER: Make someone rich.
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(speaking Azerbaijani)
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(chiming)
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Heh?
262
00:10:01,081 --> 00:10:03,114
(man shouting in Azerbaijani)
263
00:10:03,116 --> 00:10:04,783
Thank you, thank you.
264
00:10:12,092 --> 00:10:13,057
We're in.
265
00:10:13,059 --> 00:10:15,026
Nice work, Boze.
266
00:10:15,028 --> 00:10:16,194
Their SteelViper system
267
00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:18,062
is about to be our SteelViper system.
268
00:10:18,064 --> 00:10:19,856
Yeah, as a wise man once said,
269
00:10:19,859 --> 00:10:22,000
"All right, all right, all right""
270
00:10:22,003 --> 00:10:23,064
That was a movie.
271
00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:24,702
- (cork bouncing)
- MacGYVER: Whoa!
272
00:10:24,704 --> 00:10:27,338
Doesn't mean it wasn't wise, Boze.
273
00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:28,873
Now, relax.
274
00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:31,009
All we got to do now is sit back,
275
00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:32,644
have a few dranks,
276
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let CSI do her thing.
277
00:10:34,214 --> 00:10:35,380
Do your thing, girl.
278
00:10:35,383 --> 00:10:36,681
MacGYVER: Yeah. I
think you're forgetting
279
00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,449
about the part where
we still have to sneak
280
00:10:38,451 --> 00:10:39,617
past security
281
00:10:39,619 --> 00:10:41,953
and crack into a state-of-the-art vault.
282
00:10:41,955 --> 00:10:44,350
Yeah, I kind of feel like you're
about to jinx this whole thing.
283
00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:45,352
- Come on.
- (laptop buzzes)
284
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,380
Guys, we got a problem.
285
00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:48,382
I don't know
286
00:10:48,385 --> 00:10:49,560
what security system this is,
287
00:10:49,563 --> 00:10:51,128
but it's not SteelViper.
288
00:10:51,131 --> 00:10:52,564
Everything's been upgraded.
289
00:10:52,566 --> 00:10:54,432
Thermal imaging, biometric scanners,
290
00:10:54,434 --> 00:10:56,467
and worst of all,
291
00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:58,736
the vault's been upgraded, too.
292
00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,674
Our whole plan just went bust.
293
00:11:02,676 --> 00:11:04,843
Okay, so I guess we abort.
294
00:11:04,846 --> 00:11:06,110
No.
295
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,324
We improvise.
296
00:11:17,669 --> 00:11:19,458
RILEY: All six walls are titanium.
297
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,879
The tumblers, the dial,
298
00:11:20,882 --> 00:11:22,977
the locking bolts, also titanium.
299
00:11:22,979 --> 00:11:24,279
Two sets of re-lockers,
300
00:11:24,281 --> 00:11:25,680
cable-triggered and thermal,
301
00:11:25,682 --> 00:11:26,770
both titanium,
302
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,017
and as if that wasn't enough,
the whole thing is encased in...
303
00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:31,019
Let me guess, more titanium.
304
00:11:31,021 --> 00:11:33,922
No. It's M-rated ballistic plate armor.
305
00:11:33,924 --> 00:11:35,323
Way stronger than titanium.
306
00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:37,926
So this vault could withstand
a direct hit from a tank.
307
00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:40,228
Actually, it could
withstand a nuclear blast.
308
00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:42,130
BOZER: So, now for the good news, right?
309
00:11:42,132 --> 00:11:43,231
Sure.
310
00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:46,134
If by "good news" you
mean more bad news.
311
00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:48,336
The casino's entire network
has also been upgraded.
312
00:11:48,338 --> 00:11:50,071
I can access the cameras,
313
00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:51,672
but I can't hack into anything else
314
00:11:51,675 --> 00:11:52,974
without setting off alarms.
315
00:11:52,976 --> 00:11:54,469
Oh, and the clone key card
316
00:11:54,472 --> 00:11:56,377
doesn't work in the
basement where the vault is,
317
00:11:56,379 --> 00:11:58,947
so, now, we need a
nine-digit access code.
318
00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:01,104
Which changes every
30 seconds, by the way.
319
00:12:01,107 --> 00:12:03,751
And a way to get past the iris scanner.
320
00:12:03,753 --> 00:12:05,820
JACK: So it sounds like
breaking into this vault's
321
00:12:05,822 --> 00:12:06,872
gonna be impossible.
322
00:12:06,875 --> 00:12:08,790
Well, we're just gonna
have to do the impossible
323
00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:11,693
because we just intercepted
intel that those diamonds
324
00:12:11,695 --> 00:12:14,195
are gonna be used to purchase a WMD.
325
00:12:14,197 --> 00:12:15,763
Okay, I'm sorry, guys,
326
00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:17,866
I don't want to pick apart
the way you guys do things,
327
00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:19,400
but why didn't we know
328
00:12:19,402 --> 00:12:20,703
about any of these upgrades
329
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,270
before we came all the way out here?
330
00:12:22,272 --> 00:12:24,472
Well, it looks like they all
happened in the last two weeks,
331
00:12:24,474 --> 00:12:26,875
after the casino brought
in a new head of security.
332
00:12:26,877 --> 00:12:28,409
Oh, great, we just ID that asshat,
333
00:12:28,411 --> 00:12:29,744
I'll go thank him personally.
334
00:12:29,746 --> 00:12:31,212
Actually, you already IDed her.
335
00:12:31,214 --> 00:12:32,447
JACK: Oh, did I?
336
00:12:32,449 --> 00:12:33,786
RILEY: I ran facial recognition
337
00:12:33,789 --> 00:12:35,688
and she popped up in Phoenix's database.
338
00:12:35,691 --> 00:12:37,619
BOZER: "Vera Kazakova,
339
00:12:37,621 --> 00:12:38,987
former GRU officer
340
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:40,610
and expert interrogator."
341
00:12:40,613 --> 00:12:42,613
With some serious demons in her closet.
342
00:12:42,616 --> 00:12:44,092
She went into private security
343
00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:45,994
after more than a
decade as a Russian spy.
344
00:12:45,996 --> 00:12:49,063
And no one gets into
the vault without her.
345
00:12:49,065 --> 00:12:50,718
She gets a nine-digit code
346
00:12:50,721 --> 00:12:51,987
for the basement doors,
347
00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:54,468
on a 2FA app on her encrypted phone.
348
00:12:54,471 --> 00:12:57,038
And only her iris gets past the scanner.
349
00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,509
I actually think I know how to
get the codes off of her phone.
350
00:13:00,512 --> 00:13:01,943
Dude, is that my phone?
351
00:13:01,945 --> 00:13:03,201
- Maybe.
- Well, you're just gonna go
352
00:13:03,203 --> 00:13:04,712
stealing it and breaking it?
You ain't even gonna ask for it
353
00:13:04,714 --> 00:13:06,584
- no more? Just break it.
- MacGYVER: You'll get over it.
354
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,582
Okay, stealing the
codes is a good start.
355
00:13:08,585 --> 00:13:10,718
Anybody got a way to steal her iris?
356
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,987
Ooh, me. I do, I do. I
saw this flick one time,
357
00:13:12,989 --> 00:13:15,924
where the hero rips the
bad dude's eyeball out.
358
00:13:15,926 --> 00:13:16,991
- They scan that...
- Uh, Jack,
359
00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:18,493
I don't think that was the hero.
360
00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:21,663
- And we don't need to rip out anyone's eyeball.
- I'm spitballing.
361
00:13:21,665 --> 00:13:24,332
Just get me a high-res,
close-up photo of Vera's iris
362
00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:25,934
and I could probably
get us past the scanner.
363
00:13:25,936 --> 00:13:27,969
It's hard to get a close-up
if you can't even get close.
364
00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:29,586
If we're gonna get near Vera,
365
00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:31,606
we're gonna have to
peel off her linebackers.
366
00:13:31,608 --> 00:13:33,308
Anyone got any ideas?
367
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:34,776
Not off the top of my head,
368
00:13:34,778 --> 00:13:36,311
but I'm sure you'll
come up with something.
369
00:13:36,313 --> 00:13:38,513
JACK: The only thing left to do here
370
00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:41,015
is figure out which one of
us is gonna get close to her.
371
00:13:43,027 --> 00:13:44,460
Ah, hey-hey, back off, Boze.
372
00:13:44,463 --> 00:13:45,720
I've been picking up hot chicks
373
00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:47,021
since the third grade, all right?
374
00:13:47,023 --> 00:13:48,726
- CAGE: Oy vey.
- Just lucky for everybody in this room,
375
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,760
we got a Jack Dalton.
376
00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:51,826
Are we seriously betting
377
00:13:51,828 --> 00:13:54,963
this entire mission on
Jack's ability to flirt?
378
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,620
Double down.
379
00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:00,933
(roulette wheel spinning)
380
00:14:00,936 --> 00:14:02,813
MacGYVER: So, you figured out
how to get rid of those two yet?
381
00:14:02,815 --> 00:14:05,139
'Cause if I make one more
machine hit a jackpot,
382
00:14:05,141 --> 00:14:07,110
Vera's gonna get suspicious.
383
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,497
Actually, I'm counting on
384
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,812
her getting suspicious.
385
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:35,821
Show me what's in your pocket.
386
00:14:36,837 --> 00:14:38,172
I have no idea.
387
00:14:41,978 --> 00:14:44,579
Take him downstairs.
388
00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:48,049
And don't call me
till you get the truth.
389
00:14:50,804 --> 00:14:52,036
RILEY: Okay, Jack.
390
00:14:52,039 --> 00:14:53,272
Just remember,
391
00:14:53,275 --> 00:14:56,024
"Howdy" isn't as endearing
an opener as you think.
392
00:14:56,026 --> 00:14:58,155
This woman sniffed out liars
393
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,460
professionally for a decade.
394
00:14:59,462 --> 00:15:00,350
Oh.
395
00:15:00,353 --> 00:15:01,761
And that guard Cage just framed
396
00:15:01,764 --> 00:15:04,164
was just taken down to a
basement level with no cameras.
397
00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,701
Which is probably where you'll
be taken if you screw this up,
398
00:15:06,703 --> 00:15:08,472
so... have fun.
399
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,805
Thanks for all the tips on
how to pick up women, Riley.
400
00:15:10,807 --> 00:15:12,607
I'll try to pay attention next time.
401
00:15:12,609 --> 00:15:15,810
Just sit back, relax. I got this.
402
00:15:15,812 --> 00:15:17,321
(clears throat)
403
00:15:17,324 --> 00:15:19,191
Howdy.
404
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,649
"Howdy"?
405
00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:24,285
Howdy-do?
406
00:15:24,287 --> 00:15:25,520
(chuckles) You, uh...
407
00:15:25,522 --> 00:15:27,688
you look like a woman
who knows what she wants.
408
00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:30,058
(chuckles) I am.
409
00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:32,326
But I haven't seen anything that I want.
410
00:15:32,328 --> 00:15:33,494
Yet.
411
00:15:33,496 --> 00:15:36,230
Oh, well, y-you must've
just missed this guy,
412
00:15:36,232 --> 00:15:37,532
over here, playing blackjack.
413
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:40,201
Good-looking fella,
he's... probably your type.
414
00:15:40,203 --> 00:15:42,437
Well, let me guess:
glasses, well-tailored suit,
415
00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:45,139
and a smile that would make me swoon?
416
00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:48,082
Well, swoon's a bit much, but
he does have all his teeth, yeah.
417
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:49,410
How's our boy doing?
418
00:15:49,412 --> 00:15:51,212
- Disturbingly well.
- Yeah.
419
00:15:51,214 --> 00:15:53,548
I'm just creeped out he used
these lines to pick up my mom.
420
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:55,483
Oh, so Jack's the crazy uncle
421
00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:57,452
no one wants at the family gatherings.
422
00:15:57,454 --> 00:15:58,988
Sadly, very accurate.
423
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:01,222
And Matty's the mom.
424
00:16:01,224 --> 00:16:03,891
MacGyver and Boze are
clearly the brothers.
425
00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:04,959
Truth.
426
00:16:04,961 --> 00:16:07,361
And Riley's the
rebellious little sister.
427
00:16:07,363 --> 00:16:09,497
You want to see
rebellious? Keep talking.
428
00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:10,665
MacGYVER: Well,
429
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:13,734
that sums up everyone
in our little family.
430
00:16:13,736 --> 00:16:15,136
Everyone except for you.
431
00:16:16,202 --> 00:16:17,438
All right, almost there, Jack.
432
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,506
Just a little closer.
433
00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:19,941
We need a clean shot of the entire iris
434
00:16:19,943 --> 00:16:22,276
for this to work, so she has
to be looking right at you.
435
00:16:24,557 --> 00:16:26,280
So, do you get hungry?
436
00:16:26,282 --> 00:16:27,482
I mean, you got to eat, right?
437
00:16:27,484 --> 00:16:29,570
I was thinking about
strapping on the old feed bag.
438
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,019
We could continue this
over dinner if you'd like.
439
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:33,621
- I'm working, sorry.
- Yeah.
440
00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:35,289
Well, that's a shame
441
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,258
'cause I was in the
mood for something fancy.
442
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:39,560
Oh, yeah, and what
do you consider fancy?
443
00:16:39,562 --> 00:16:42,563
Oh, Swiss on my burger
instead of cheddar.
444
00:16:42,565 --> 00:16:44,165
(soft chuckle)
445
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:46,534
Maybe some of that
overpriced French mustard.
446
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:47,702
(beeps)
447
00:16:47,704 --> 00:16:50,138
Boom! We got an eyeball. Bozer?
448
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,173
Two custom contact lenses coming up.
449
00:16:52,175 --> 00:16:54,349
You're about to be a
brown-eyed girl, Cage.
450
00:16:54,352 --> 00:16:55,943
MacGYVER: Nice work, lover
boy, but we still need
451
00:16:55,945 --> 00:16:58,079
the nine-digit code off of
her cell, and the cell site
452
00:16:58,081 --> 00:16:59,580
simulator I built from your phone
453
00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:01,782
only has enough power to
work at a very close range.
454
00:17:01,784 --> 00:17:04,118
You know, there is a Michelin-rated
455
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,353
steak house in here.
456
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:07,121
We could hop over there real quick...
457
00:17:07,123 --> 00:17:09,757
Play whatever game
you want in my casino,
458
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:11,726
but never gamble more than you can lose.
459
00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:14,462
The risk might be worth the reward.
460
00:17:14,464 --> 00:17:16,631
MacGYVER: No, like, very close.
461
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:18,599
(inaudible whispering)
462
00:17:21,881 --> 00:17:23,113
My man here tells me that
463
00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:25,606
you snapped a picture
of me earlier today.
464
00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:28,809
Well, nobody likes a tattletale,
but yeah, I'll admit it.
465
00:17:28,811 --> 00:17:31,412
I got a picture of the most
beautiful woman I've ever seen
466
00:17:31,414 --> 00:17:32,413
in my life.
467
00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:33,614
Then you've seen enough.
468
00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:35,070
Fair enough.
469
00:17:35,073 --> 00:17:37,114
If she walks now, we might
not get another chance
470
00:17:37,117 --> 00:17:38,286
to steal that PIN.
471
00:17:38,288 --> 00:17:41,756
Jack, you got to get your hand
within six inches of her phone.
472
00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:44,759
My card, in case you change your mind.
473
00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:46,694
I never sleep, you can, uh,...
474
00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:48,462
call me any time.
475
00:17:48,464 --> 00:17:49,597
(beeps)
476
00:17:49,599 --> 00:17:51,499
- (digital trilling)
- RILEY: Cloning her phone.
477
00:17:51,501 --> 00:17:53,668
Getting the algorithm for the codes.
478
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,403
VERA: I doubt I'll need it.
479
00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:57,905
Mister...?
480
00:17:57,907 --> 00:17:59,299
Bung.
481
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,812
Ernie Bung.
482
00:18:03,346 --> 00:18:04,312
Bung?
483
00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:06,814
- It's-It's a family name.
- Ah.
484
00:18:08,585 --> 00:18:11,686
Oh, my God, Mac, I think
I'm in love for reals, dude.
485
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:14,021
After we rob this woman's casino blind,
486
00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:15,356
I'm going for it, off the books.
487
00:18:15,358 --> 00:18:17,124
You know, officially unofficial, bro.
488
00:18:17,126 --> 00:18:18,526
BOZER: How those contacts feeling?
489
00:18:18,528 --> 00:18:19,527
Mm.
490
00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:20,928
Considerably more comfortable
491
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:23,097
- than some disguises I've worn.
- All right, Cage,
492
00:18:23,099 --> 00:18:24,732
just finished looping the camera feeds.
493
00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,734
Casino security won't
be able to see you.
494
00:18:26,736 --> 00:18:28,811
MacGYVER: Once you're through the door,
495
00:18:28,814 --> 00:18:30,538
I'll talk you through
cracking the vault.
496
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:32,506
Okay, there's the new code.
497
00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:34,375
You got 30 seconds to input it.
498
00:00:00,821 --> 00:00:14,821
Zia - Aman :- S2-03:Roulette Wheel + Wire
499
00:03:35,806 --> 00:03:59,629
♪♪♪ "MacGyver 2x03" ♪♪♪
♪♪ "Roulette Wheel + Wire" ♪♪
♪ "Original Air Date October 13, 2017" ♪
500
00:03:14,821 --> 00:04:09,821
Z!@ ~ Am@n
501
00:35:00,801 --> 00:38:30,819
Z!@ ~ Am@n
502
00:40:59,821 --> 00:50:14,821
Z!@ ~ Am@n :- S2-03:Roulette Wheel + Wire
503
00:00:00,821 --> 04:59:59,821
Zia - {\an9}Aman
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00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,132
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00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:00,266
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00:00:00,267 --> 00:00:00,399
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507
00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:00,532
Z!@
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00:00:00,533 --> 00:00:00,666
Z!@ ~
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00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:00,799
Z!@ ~
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00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:00,932
Z!@ ~ A
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00:00:00,933 --> 00:00:01,066
Z!@ ~ Am
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00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:01,199
Z!@ ~ Am@
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00:00:01,200 --> 00:01:01,332
Z!@ ~ Am@n
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00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,132
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00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:00,266
Z!
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00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:00,399
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00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:00,532
Z!@
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00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:00,666
Z!@ ~
519
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:00,799
Z!@ ~
520
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:00,932
Z!@ ~ A
521
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:01,066
Z!@ ~ Am
522
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:01,199
Z!@ ~ Am@
523
00:15:01,200 --> 00:17:01,332
Z!@ ~ Am@n
524
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,132
Z
525
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:00,266
Z!
526
00:30:00,267 --> 00:30:00,399
Z!@
527
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:00,532
Z!@
528
00:30:00,533 --> 00:30:00,666
Z!@ ~
529
00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:00,799
Z!@ ~
530
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:00,932
Z!@ ~ A
531
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:01,066
Z!@ ~ Am
532
00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:01,199
Z!@ ~ Am@
533
00:30:01,200 --> 00:32:01,332
Z!@ ~ Am@n
534
00:18:35,211 --> 00:18:37,411
(beeping)
535
00:18:39,716 --> 00:18:40,748
(digital trilling)
536
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,149
(beeps)
537
00:18:46,656 --> 00:18:48,656
(alarm sounding)
538
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:50,858
Cage, get out of there now.
539
00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,101
Cage, can you hear me?
540
00:18:52,104 --> 00:18:54,437
- Cage...
- Hey, don't move!
541
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:07,883
(door latch opens, footsteps approach)
542
00:19:07,886 --> 00:19:09,986
That's a nice dress.
543
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,670
What were you doing in
the basement of my hotel?
544
00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:15,313
(with Sicilian accent):
What is your name?
545
00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:18,015
Can you take these cuffs off?
546
00:19:18,017 --> 00:19:19,951
Do you know who my father is?
547
00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:22,386
This level's soundproofed.
548
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:24,977
There are no cameras and nobody
knows that you're down here,
549
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:27,789
so it doesn't really
matter who your daddy is.
550
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,560
(lock buzzes, latch clicks)
551
00:19:29,562 --> 00:19:31,229
I will ask again,
552
00:19:31,231 --> 00:19:32,330
what were you doing
553
00:19:32,332 --> 00:19:35,299
in the basement of my hotel?
554
00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:37,835
I was looking for the bathroom.
555
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:39,937
And I must have accidentally wandered
556
00:19:39,939 --> 00:19:42,039
into the basement of your hotel.
557
00:19:43,421 --> 00:19:46,322
The restricted area where
we found you, Miss...
558
00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:48,197
Moretti,
559
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,426
has multiple layers
560
00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:50,954
of sophisticated security.
561
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,783
It's an exceedingly difficult place
562
00:19:52,785 --> 00:19:53,996
to just wander into.
563
00:19:53,999 --> 00:19:55,719
Just let me call my father.
564
00:19:55,722 --> 00:19:57,737
He is clearing this misunderstanding.
565
00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,523
(sighs)
566
00:19:59,525 --> 00:20:01,459
Give me my phone!
567
00:20:08,935 --> 00:20:11,435
You're a liar.
568
00:20:11,437 --> 00:20:14,572
You know how I know?
569
00:20:14,574 --> 00:20:17,108
The truth...
570
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:18,607
is in your eyes.
571
00:20:20,246 --> 00:20:23,014
(grunts)
572
00:20:25,385 --> 00:20:26,550
The iris scanner
573
00:20:26,552 --> 00:20:28,486
is linked to my phone's GPS.
574
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,039
When my phone and my eye
575
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:32,790
weren't in the same place,
the system knew you weren't me.
576
00:20:32,792 --> 00:20:35,626
No one gets past my security alone.
577
00:20:35,628 --> 00:20:37,228
So, after you tell
me who you really are,
578
00:20:37,230 --> 00:20:39,363
you're gonna tell me
who you're working with.
579
00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:40,498
I can't find her.
580
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,099
Looks like they're keeping
her in the basement.
581
00:20:42,101 --> 00:20:44,235
- The floor without cameras?
- Maybe Cage was right.
582
00:20:44,237 --> 00:20:45,733
Should've listened when
she said we should abort.
583
00:20:45,735 --> 00:20:48,205
What? Ab... come on, no. Stop it now.
584
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,907
Nobody get discouraged
or we're done for good.
585
00:20:49,909 --> 00:20:50,908
We've dug ourselves
586
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:52,310
out of deeper holes than this before.
587
00:20:52,312 --> 00:20:53,511
We're gonna be fine.
588
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,413
Now, we'll just use
whatever gadget you whip up
589
00:20:55,415 --> 00:20:56,647
to crack the vault,
590
00:20:56,649 --> 00:20:58,749
and we'll use the same
thing to bust Cage out, too.
591
00:20:58,751 --> 00:21:00,451
MATTY: We'll worry about Cage later.
592
00:21:00,453 --> 00:21:02,311
Getting the diamonds
before the Red Fist can
593
00:21:02,314 --> 00:21:04,855
trade them for a WMD is our priority.
594
00:21:04,857 --> 00:21:06,590
I agree with you, Matty,
but now that Vera knows
595
00:21:06,592 --> 00:21:07,792
someone's trying to
break into her vault,
596
00:21:07,794 --> 00:21:08,993
she's beefed up security.
597
00:21:08,995 --> 00:21:10,861
What was once impossible
is now "impossibler."
598
00:21:10,863 --> 00:21:11,829
That's not a word.
599
00:21:11,831 --> 00:21:13,030
- Huh?
- But you're right.
600
00:21:13,032 --> 00:21:14,365
Going through that door
is no longer an option.
601
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:15,433
Well, if the front door is out,
602
00:21:15,435 --> 00:21:17,068
why don't we try the back door?
603
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:18,235
The nine-digit code isn't the only thing
604
00:21:18,237 --> 00:21:19,720
I pulled off Vera's phone.
605
00:21:19,723 --> 00:21:22,606
These are blueprints for all
her recent security updates.
606
00:21:22,608 --> 00:21:24,742
Does that look like a secret
passageway to anyone else?
607
00:21:24,744 --> 00:21:26,777
JACK: More like a VIP passageway.
608
00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:28,893
All big hotel casinos have 'em
609
00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:31,148
so the big ballers can bounce
in and out of the penthouse
610
00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:32,183
when things get messy.
611
00:21:32,185 --> 00:21:33,784
And things do get messy in a penthouse,
612
00:21:33,786 --> 00:21:34,785
- let me tell you.
- Yeah, I heard.
613
00:21:34,787 --> 00:21:36,053
Jack has a story about one of these
614
00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:37,188
I do not want to hear.
615
00:21:37,190 --> 00:21:39,489
Hey... the passageway.
616
00:21:39,492 --> 00:21:41,692
It bypasses security, and
it runs alongside the vault.
617
00:21:41,694 --> 00:21:43,394
It looks like our luck is changing.
618
00:21:43,396 --> 00:21:44,750
The hotel's booking system says
619
00:21:44,753 --> 00:21:47,064
- the penthouse is empty.
- Let's go.
620
00:21:47,066 --> 00:21:49,333
- (door buzzes)
- Give me a list of everyone that arrived
621
00:21:49,335 --> 00:21:51,469
30 minutes before and
after she checked in.
622
00:21:51,471 --> 00:21:53,604
I want intel on everyone
that she talked to,
623
00:21:53,606 --> 00:21:55,740
gambled with or even looked at.
624
00:21:55,742 --> 00:21:58,609
Find the man who gave me this.
625
00:21:58,611 --> 00:22:00,344
(elevator bell dings)
626
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,281
RILEY (over radio): Housekeeping
finished the penthouse
627
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:05,349
two hours ago.
628
00:22:05,351 --> 00:22:08,019
You should have the place to yourselves.
629
00:22:12,658 --> 00:22:13,691
Oh, yeah.
630
00:22:13,693 --> 00:22:15,226
(glasses clinking)
631
00:22:15,228 --> 00:22:17,528
- Man, this is gonna be easy.
- Shh.
632
00:22:20,729 --> 00:22:23,162
And now we know why
this suite wasn't booked.
633
00:22:23,165 --> 00:22:25,365
They're using it for an
off-the-books VIP poker game.
634
00:22:25,368 --> 00:22:26,836
Gunner Snyder.
635
00:22:26,839 --> 00:22:28,239
Beef jerky king of Oklahoma.
636
00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:29,306
I'm sure you've heard of me.
637
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:30,341
Especially you, big man.
638
00:22:30,343 --> 00:22:32,276
You look like a meat eater.
639
00:22:32,278 --> 00:22:33,611
JACK: This here's, uh,
640
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:35,749
my manservant, Randy.
641
00:22:35,752 --> 00:22:37,181
His friends all call him Squeaky.
642
00:22:37,183 --> 00:22:38,249
Say hi there, Squeaky.
643
00:22:38,251 --> 00:22:39,617
Hey there.
644
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,153
Why'd Jack change his cover ID?
645
00:22:41,156 --> 00:22:42,186
Uh, probably because
646
00:22:42,188 --> 00:22:44,155
dudes named Ernie Bung
don't hang with high rollers.
647
00:22:44,157 --> 00:22:46,690
Yeah, well, dudes like Gunner
Snyder don't even exist yet.
648
00:22:46,692 --> 00:22:49,560
Phoenix needs to backfill
a whole new cover, fast.
649
00:22:49,562 --> 00:22:51,295
You know, my mouth's getting
a little dry there, Squeak.
650
00:22:51,297 --> 00:22:52,797
Why don't we sprinkle the infield, huh?
651
00:22:52,799 --> 00:22:54,799
(chuckles): All right.
652
00:22:54,801 --> 00:22:56,300
What's the buy-in, slick?
653
00:22:56,302 --> 00:22:58,035
The buy-in is 500, sir.
654
00:22:58,037 --> 00:22:59,804
Ooh, five hundy?
655
00:22:59,806 --> 00:23:01,639
A little lightweight
for a super secret game
656
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,974
up in the penthouse, ain't it, boys?
657
00:23:03,976 --> 00:23:06,220
$500,000, sir.
658
00:23:07,246 --> 00:23:09,134
Yeah, that's, uh...
659
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,681
th-that's a good warm-up, good idea.
660
00:23:10,683 --> 00:23:12,683
Tell you what, uh, Randell,
661
00:23:12,685 --> 00:23:14,685
why don't you call that bank,
free up some loose change?
662
00:23:14,687 --> 00:23:15,820
Think I'll jump in here.
663
00:23:15,822 --> 00:23:17,922
(phone beeps)
664
00:23:19,258 --> 00:23:20,825
Yeah, it's Randy.
665
00:23:20,827 --> 00:23:24,695
Uh, I'm afraid Mr. Snyder's
playing poker again.
666
00:23:26,566 --> 00:23:29,033
Faster, people. This ID
needs to be rock-solid
667
00:23:29,035 --> 00:23:30,234
five minutes ago.
668
00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:33,471
And I need $500K in a Swiss account now.
669
00:23:33,473 --> 00:23:37,475
Jack, if you survive
this, I'm gonna kill you.
670
00:23:37,477 --> 00:23:38,809
Of course, now, we, uh, you know,
671
00:23:38,811 --> 00:23:40,578
we do, uh, we do all the favorites.
672
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:43,132
We got your, uh, mesquite,
your teriyaki, your habanero.
673
00:23:43,135 --> 00:23:46,283
But our best seller and
my personal favorite...
674
00:23:46,285 --> 00:23:47,992
Salted molasses bourbon jerky.
675
00:23:47,995 --> 00:23:49,985
I know it sounds weird,
but I'm gonna have Squeaky
676
00:23:49,988 --> 00:23:52,355
set you guys up with some
samples and an address
677
00:23:52,358 --> 00:23:53,657
where to send thank-you cards.
678
00:23:53,659 --> 00:23:56,242
You know what I mean, my man? (chuckles)
679
00:24:06,496 --> 00:24:09,524
So, where, exactly, is this hidden door?
680
00:24:09,527 --> 00:24:12,628
Should be near the
middle of the west wall.
681
00:24:15,047 --> 00:24:17,181
This isn't really a "pull
on it till you find it"
682
00:24:17,183 --> 00:24:19,016
kind of room... Can
you be more specific?
683
00:24:19,018 --> 00:24:22,453
Looks like the door is pressure-release,
684
00:24:22,455 --> 00:24:24,255
held shut by a magnetic latch.
685
00:24:24,257 --> 00:24:26,290
Any of that help, Mac?
686
00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:28,516
Actually, it does. Found a magnet.
687
00:24:28,519 --> 00:24:30,961
Now I just need to make a compass.
688
00:24:33,099 --> 00:24:35,199
What is that?
689
00:24:35,202 --> 00:24:37,202
Blam.
690
00:24:38,938 --> 00:24:40,171
Full house.
691
00:24:40,173 --> 00:24:41,539
Ooh...
692
00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:44,875
Almost had you there. (chuckles)
693
00:24:44,877 --> 00:24:46,510
Though, you know where
it really gets interesting
694
00:24:46,512 --> 00:24:48,779
is when you start to get
into those novelty meats.
695
00:24:48,781 --> 00:24:51,516
I'm not talking about baby
seal, anything like that,
696
00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:52,885
but have you had ostrich?
697
00:24:52,888 --> 00:24:54,187
You ever had the big bird?
698
00:24:54,190 --> 00:24:57,254
Ostrich jerky... it'll
change your life, big man.
699
00:24:57,256 --> 00:24:59,256
Can I get a dry martini?
700
00:24:59,258 --> 00:25:00,958
Stirred, not shaken.
701
00:25:26,953 --> 00:25:28,719
Thanks.
702
00:25:31,356 --> 00:25:33,756
(keypad beeping)
703
00:25:33,759 --> 00:25:35,659
(beeping)
704
00:25:37,563 --> 00:25:39,863
She arrived at 11:37 this morning,
705
00:25:39,865 --> 00:25:42,233
and this is everyone
who entered 30 minutes
706
00:25:42,235 --> 00:25:44,768
- before and after her.
- This man, where is he now?
707
00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:48,272
Facial recognition last flagged
him on the penthouse level.
708
00:25:48,274 --> 00:25:50,140
Damn, again?!
709
00:25:50,142 --> 00:25:52,443
What is that, like, 90 grand?
710
00:25:52,445 --> 00:25:54,111
Kojak, throw in the Tootsie Pop, babe,
711
00:25:54,113 --> 00:25:55,375
you're killing it.
712
00:25:55,378 --> 00:25:57,239
Me, on the other hand,
I feel like I'm starting
713
00:25:57,242 --> 00:25:59,383
to tread water in the shallow
end, you know what I mean?
714
00:25:59,385 --> 00:26:01,185
Doing the old... (chuckles)
715
00:26:01,187 --> 00:26:03,120
You know, fun fact.
716
00:26:03,122 --> 00:26:05,723
You know the one breed
of dog that can't swim?
717
00:26:05,725 --> 00:26:08,726
Huh? Nobody?
718
00:26:08,728 --> 00:26:10,361
(quietly): Found the door.
719
00:26:10,363 --> 00:26:12,296
Now I just need to slip
through before any...
720
00:26:12,298 --> 00:26:14,365
Chihuahua, taped to a cinder block.
721
00:26:14,367 --> 00:26:16,062
Good afternoon, all.
722
00:26:16,065 --> 00:26:18,936
I trust everyone's enjoying the game?
723
00:26:18,938 --> 00:26:21,472
Is there a problem, Ms. Kazakova?
724
00:26:21,474 --> 00:26:23,268
Oh, no, not at all.
725
00:26:23,271 --> 00:26:25,320
I just like to sneak
up and play a few hands
726
00:26:25,323 --> 00:26:27,478
when things are quiet on the floor.
727
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,681
Or when something more
exciting is happening up here.
728
00:26:30,683 --> 00:26:33,384
(sighs)
729
00:26:35,254 --> 00:26:37,454
I thought you were going to dinner.
730
00:26:37,456 --> 00:26:38,455
- Hmm.
- Uh...
731
00:26:38,457 --> 00:26:42,426
Well, I'm a man of many appetites.
732
00:26:42,428 --> 00:26:43,727
I can see that.
733
00:26:44,764 --> 00:26:47,398
I'm sorry, what was your
name again, Mister...?
734
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,033
- Ernie.
- Ernie.
735
00:26:49,035 --> 00:26:51,602
But my friends... They,
they call me Gunner.
736
00:26:51,604 --> 00:26:53,537
I'd like to meet these friends.
737
00:26:53,539 --> 00:26:55,439
(Vera and Jack chuckle)
738
00:27:02,956 --> 00:27:04,848
Raise 200,000.
739
00:27:07,687 --> 00:27:09,653
(chuckles)
740
00:27:11,223 --> 00:27:12,823
(clears throat)
741
00:27:20,466 --> 00:27:22,933
I'm all in. (pats table loudly)
742
00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:25,936
How about we play for something
743
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,371
worth more than money?
744
00:27:27,373 --> 00:27:28,672
Okay.
745
00:27:28,674 --> 00:27:29,904
What do you have in mind?
746
00:27:29,907 --> 00:27:32,009
I found something.
747
00:27:32,802 --> 00:27:35,145
Actually, I borrowed
something from your friend.
748
00:27:35,147 --> 00:27:38,382
And I don't think she's the only one
749
00:27:38,384 --> 00:27:40,732
that you have in my casino.
750
00:27:42,054 --> 00:27:45,122
Actually, I think one
of them is with us now,
751
00:27:45,124 --> 00:27:47,332
right here in this room.
752
00:27:58,237 --> 00:28:00,437
(grunting)
753
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,508
Riley, I'm headed down,
but Vera's got Jack.
754
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:06,143
RILEY: He'll be all right.
755
00:28:06,145 --> 00:28:07,811
He's Jack.
756
00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,012
Just get to the vault.
757
00:28:09,014 --> 00:28:11,306
Okay, I'm almost there.
758
00:28:11,309 --> 00:28:13,516
Once I get to the vault,
I'll probably need 30 minutes
759
00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:16,220
to crack...
760
00:28:16,222 --> 00:28:18,989
RILEY: Mac? Everything all right?
761
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:19,923
Can you get to the vault?
762
00:28:19,925 --> 00:28:22,261
Yeah, I can. I just...
763
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:31,740
I don't need to anymore.
The Red Fist is here,
764
00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,837
and they have the diamonds.
765
00:28:42,784 --> 00:28:45,223
It's not what I'm talking about.
766
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:46,491
I said what I want...
767
00:28:46,493 --> 00:28:48,827
wanted a room upgrade, I
was talking about a balcony,
768
00:28:48,829 --> 00:28:50,437
a Jacuzzi tub and...
769
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,503
God... and...
770
00:28:52,506 --> 00:28:54,399
a little more privacy.
771
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:57,369
I mean, seriously, come on, come on.
772
00:28:57,371 --> 00:28:59,538
- (handcuffs click)
- Ow! So tight?
773
00:29:00,507 --> 00:29:02,674
What, they get you for
snapping selfies, too,
774
00:29:02,676 --> 00:29:04,609
there, cheerleader?
775
00:29:04,611 --> 00:29:05,876
What'd you call me?
776
00:29:05,879 --> 00:29:07,588
I was looking for the bathroom.
777
00:29:07,591 --> 00:29:09,014
The signage in this place is...
778
00:29:09,016 --> 00:29:10,148
- The what?
- Tragedy.
779
00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:11,316
- The... signs?
- The sign...
780
00:29:11,318 --> 00:29:12,450
Shut up.
781
00:29:12,452 --> 00:29:15,253
You will identify your team,
782
00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:17,155
or it will get really unpleasant.
783
00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:18,156
It's already unpleasant.
784
00:29:18,158 --> 00:29:19,090
Team? That's...
785
00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:21,026
- There's no team.
- VERA: Shut up!
786
00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:25,597
All right,
787
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:27,299
you recognize anyone?
788
00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:28,633
JACK (chuckles): '70s hair.
789
00:29:28,635 --> 00:29:30,869
No, don't know her.
790
00:29:30,871 --> 00:29:33,238
Better hair game, but no.
791
00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:39,477
Ooh, wish I did.
792
00:29:39,479 --> 00:29:41,012
Uh, hmm...
793
00:29:41,707 --> 00:29:44,349
Didn't he write the music for Jaws?
794
00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:46,084
What about him?
795
00:29:47,664 --> 00:29:49,097
Skinny little blond guy?
796
00:29:50,444 --> 00:29:52,278
Never seen him before.
797
00:29:54,394 --> 00:29:56,828
This man was in the penthouse
suite with the sausage king.
798
00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:57,929
Go find him.
799
00:29:57,931 --> 00:29:59,652
It's not sausage, okay?
800
00:29:59,655 --> 00:30:00,905
It's beef jerky.
801
00:30:00,908 --> 00:30:02,671
I'm the beef jerky king.
802
00:30:02,674 --> 00:30:04,269
- Get it right.
- (door buzzes open)
803
00:30:04,271 --> 00:30:05,737
Thank you very much.
804
00:30:05,739 --> 00:30:07,272
Beef jerky king?
805
00:30:07,274 --> 00:30:09,040
- Seriously?
- Hey, I was hungry, I was put on the spot.
806
00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:10,241
It's the only thing I could think of.
807
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:11,409
Okay, all right?
808
00:30:12,512 --> 00:30:16,390
Hey. I think I know a way out of this.
809
00:30:16,393 --> 00:30:18,817
RILEY (over radio): Mac,
I've got Red Fist on the move.
810
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,607
Once they leave the casino,
I can tag their vehicles
811
00:30:20,609 --> 00:30:22,187
and task a satellite to track 'em.
812
00:30:22,189 --> 00:30:24,656
Guys, I don't think they're leaving.
813
00:30:28,128 --> 00:30:30,595
No, they're not. They're going up.
814
00:30:30,597 --> 00:30:31,863
What'd they forget to pack?
815
00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,903
Riley, can you track that elevator?
816
00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:40,205
Hey, I didn't touch anything.
817
00:30:40,207 --> 00:30:42,180
No, i-it wasn't you.
Security must have found us
818
00:30:42,183 --> 00:30:43,916
in the system and kicked
us off the network.
819
00:30:44,645 --> 00:30:46,244
(elevator bell dings)
820
00:31:02,229 --> 00:31:03,795
Riley, is now really the best time
821
00:31:03,797 --> 00:31:05,362
to check out what's on pay-per-view?
822
00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:06,931
I'm locked out of the security cams,
823
00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:09,067
but there's more than one
way to see what's happening
824
00:31:09,069 --> 00:31:10,268
in a hotel.
825
00:31:13,874 --> 00:31:15,940
Okay, so we're clear on the plan?
826
00:31:15,942 --> 00:31:19,444
Cage, this isn't the first
time I've done this, okay?
827
00:31:19,446 --> 00:31:21,346
What, being handcuffed in a casino
828
00:31:21,349 --> 00:31:22,640
or what we're about to do?
829
00:31:22,643 --> 00:31:23,925
Both.
830
00:31:23,928 --> 00:31:26,051
So, I'm gonna need a little bit of room,
831
00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:27,719
so you might want to
make yourself scarce...
832
00:31:27,721 --> 00:31:28,987
Back up there.
833
00:31:28,989 --> 00:31:31,156
(chair scraping loudly)
834
00:31:32,192 --> 00:31:33,358
Like that?
835
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,760
Yeah, that's good.
836
00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:37,562
Cool.
837
00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:41,866
(grunting)
838
00:31:41,868 --> 00:31:43,968
Help! Help!
839
00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:46,237
Oh, my God. He's dying.
840
00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:50,742
(grunting)
841
00:31:52,245 --> 00:31:53,924
The head strikes again.
842
00:31:53,927 --> 00:31:56,147
(Jack laughs)
843
00:31:56,149 --> 00:31:58,783
Ooh, ooh, yeah, I want a gun, too.
844
00:31:58,785 --> 00:32:01,486
Check and see if he brought
enough for the entire class.
845
00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:03,254
Cuff keys.
846
00:32:03,256 --> 00:32:04,956
Later. Come on.
847
00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,206
You call this a gun?
848
00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:34,018
(grunts)
849
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,620
(sighs)
850
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:40,224
Riley, I'm on 49.
851
00:32:40,227 --> 00:32:42,201
Means Red Fist is on the 50th.
852
00:32:42,204 --> 00:32:43,420
We need eyes up there.
853
00:32:43,423 --> 00:32:44,763
Any luck getting the cameras back?
854
00:32:44,765 --> 00:32:46,464
No, but I found some new ones.
855
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,665
Let me scan the 50th floor.
856
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:49,267
Checkout time, kids.
857
00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:50,502
Right now. Let's go, let's go.
858
00:32:50,504 --> 00:32:51,903
Cool, but we can't leave
without all of our luggage.
859
00:32:51,905 --> 00:32:53,118
The diamonds and the Red Fist
860
00:32:53,121 --> 00:32:54,332
are on the 50th floor.
861
00:32:54,335 --> 00:32:56,301
Which is swarming with
heavily armed guards.
862
00:32:56,304 --> 00:32:57,703
I got eyes again, Mac.
863
00:32:57,706 --> 00:33:00,152
I couldn't get into the security
cams, so I gave myself access
864
00:33:00,155 --> 00:33:01,879
to the built-in cameras
in every hotel TV.
865
00:33:01,882 --> 00:33:03,581
- That's kind of creepy.
- Yeah.
866
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:04,714
No, that's creepy.
867
00:33:04,717 --> 00:33:06,084
Right there, that's creepy.
868
00:33:06,086 --> 00:33:08,553
Mac, the sale is going down right now.
869
00:33:08,555 --> 00:33:11,990
The WMD the Red Fist is
buying is in the hotel.
870
00:33:11,992 --> 00:33:13,589
There. That must be it.
871
00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:15,058
All right, Mac, we're looking at
872
00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:16,561
at least seven unfriendlies here, man.
873
00:33:16,563 --> 00:33:19,330
As much as I'm a fan o-of
charging in there headlong,
874
00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:20,485
I don't think the front door
875
00:33:20,488 --> 00:33:22,587
is such a good choice here, man.
876
00:33:22,590 --> 00:33:25,358
No door?
877
00:33:25,361 --> 00:33:26,509
No problem.
878
00:33:26,512 --> 00:33:28,345
I'll just take the window.
879
00:33:30,779 --> 00:33:32,895
The win... yeah, fine, whatever.
880
00:33:59,873 --> 00:34:01,539
Okay, we're in position and read...
881
00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:03,541
(blows hair) ready.
882
00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:06,377
Do your thing, Spider-Mac.
883
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:12,851
(grunting)
884
00:34:12,853 --> 00:34:15,590
MacGYVER: You guys should
probably cover your ears.
885
00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:22,293
(man grunts)
886
00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:27,432
(grunting)
887
00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:53,413
(device beeps)
888
00:34:53,416 --> 00:34:55,126
(device beeping rhythmically)
889
00:34:55,128 --> 00:34:56,855
JACK: Is that what I think it is?
890
00:34:56,858 --> 00:34:58,096
- MacGYVER: A nuclear weapon?
- Yeah.
891
00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,597
- Just a baby one.
- (groans)
892
00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:01,032
It's only half a megaton or so.
893
00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,333
Adorable. Can you disarm it?
894
00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:05,470
Uh... yeah, if I had a couple of hours.
895
00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:07,739
Well, what if you had 14
minutes and 37 seconds?
896
00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:09,741
- Yeah.
- 36.
897
00:35:09,743 --> 00:35:11,175
- 35.
- I'll think of something.
898
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:13,845
Four... three... two...
899
00:35:15,916 --> 00:35:17,197
Probably.
900
00:35:24,732 --> 00:35:27,443
Shots fired. Lock down the building.
901
00:35:27,446 --> 00:35:29,240
RILEY: Guys, Vera is
locking the place down.
902
00:35:29,242 --> 00:35:31,809
Whatever you're doing, I suggest
you avoid the lobby entirely.
903
00:35:37,450 --> 00:35:40,017
Okay, once we get the nuke
to the lobby, what then?
904
00:35:40,019 --> 00:35:41,418
We-We get it outside?
905
00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:42,687
We can't take it outside.
906
00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:43,990
It may just be a suitcase nuke,
907
00:35:43,993 --> 00:35:45,890
but it'll still kill everyone
within five city blocks.
908
00:35:45,892 --> 00:35:46,991
Hmm, only five.
909
00:35:46,993 --> 00:35:48,092
We can't disarm it,
910
00:35:48,094 --> 00:35:50,094
can't take it outside,
can't leave it here.
911
00:35:51,564 --> 00:35:53,597
I must be missing the plan.
912
00:35:53,599 --> 00:35:54,965
Yeah, yeah, that makes two of us.
913
00:35:57,332 --> 00:36:00,168
Oh, come on. (pounds wall)
914
00:36:00,171 --> 00:36:02,907
Mac, please tell me you have a plan.
915
00:36:02,909 --> 00:36:04,875
I have a plan.
916
00:36:04,877 --> 00:36:08,546
Just... I'm not sure if it's gonna work.
917
00:36:08,548 --> 00:36:09,880
Mm.
918
00:36:19,346 --> 00:36:20,824
My plan.
919
00:36:20,826 --> 00:36:22,960
You said the vault could
withstand a nuclear blast.
920
00:36:22,962 --> 00:36:25,174
I'm hoping it can also contain one.
921
00:36:25,177 --> 00:36:27,331
I also remember you
saying busting in here
922
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,933
was gonna take you at least a half hour.
923
00:36:28,935 --> 00:36:31,262
Yeah, well, we got seven
minutes and 49 seconds.
924
00:36:31,265 --> 00:36:32,870
Well, is that enough time?
925
00:36:32,872 --> 00:36:34,992
At this point, we have no
choice but to roll the dice.
926
00:36:35,968 --> 00:36:37,708
JACK: Roll the dice?
927
00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:38,921
Bingo.
928
00:36:38,924 --> 00:36:41,014
Wha... I think you mean
"jackpot", we're in a casino.
929
00:36:41,017 --> 00:36:42,116
Shh!
930
00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:43,385
We're in a casino.
931
00:36:44,217 --> 00:36:46,309
Plug this in right there.
932
00:36:46,312 --> 00:36:47,302
Jack,
933
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:49,305
stand those two roulette
wheels on their side
934
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:51,640
with the metal tops facing
each other, about an inch apart.
935
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,095
Like this?
936
00:36:53,098 --> 00:36:56,634
And then, uh, yeah, take
that, put it in between these.
937
00:37:00,568 --> 00:37:02,535
Mac, how is whatever this thing is
938
00:37:02,538 --> 00:37:03,751
gonna get us in there?
939
00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:06,889
Well, how much do you know about...
940
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,838
- Lorentz forces?
- Never heard of it.
941
00:37:08,841 --> 00:37:10,341
Well, they're really interesting.
942
00:37:10,343 --> 00:37:11,542
Yeah, to who?
943
00:37:13,613 --> 00:37:16,614
MacGYVER: See, the slot
machines feed current
944
00:37:16,616 --> 00:37:17,915
to the roulette wheels,
945
00:37:17,918 --> 00:37:21,225
which acts as a giant
capacitor storing a charge.
946
00:37:21,228 --> 00:37:23,270
You know what? Time's ticking.
I'll take your word for it.
947
00:37:23,271 --> 00:37:24,321
Yeah, I'm with her.
948
00:37:24,323 --> 00:37:26,523
Well, good thing I'm done.
So, let's get out of here.
949
00:37:26,525 --> 00:37:27,958
Move back.
950
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,927
- You trying to die? Get out of there.
- No, no.
951
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,066
Maybe you didn't do it right.
952
00:37:36,068 --> 00:37:37,935
(explosion booms)
953
00:37:37,937 --> 00:37:39,603
Never mind.
954
00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,297
Mac, did you just...
955
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,799
Shrink the metal? Yeah.
956
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:44,133
(Cage laughs)
957
00:37:48,281 --> 00:37:50,147
(grunts)
958
00:37:50,149 --> 00:37:52,116
Let's go, let's go. Less than a minute.
959
00:37:52,118 --> 00:37:54,818
(grunts)
960
00:37:57,790 --> 00:37:59,957
Oh.
961
00:37:59,959 --> 00:38:01,292
Hey.
962
00:38:01,294 --> 00:38:02,313
- Hey, Jack.
- Jack.
963
00:38:02,316 --> 00:38:03,861
We don't have to blow up
all this cash doing it.
964
00:38:03,863 --> 00:38:05,195
- Let's take some.
- Jack.
965
00:38:05,197 --> 00:38:06,230
Hey, I'm taking it.
966
00:38:06,232 --> 00:38:08,465
It's hazard pay.
967
00:38:10,636 --> 00:38:12,603
(grunts)
968
00:38:12,605 --> 00:38:15,005
Come on, come on!
969
00:38:17,943 --> 00:38:19,777
(explosion booms)
970
00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,030
(people shout)
971
00:38:26,752 --> 00:38:28,952
(panting)
972
00:38:31,273 --> 00:38:32,605
(coughs)
973
00:38:32,608 --> 00:38:36,293
BOTH: That... was... awesome!
974
00:38:36,295 --> 00:38:37,261
(both laugh)
975
00:38:37,263 --> 00:38:39,263
(whooping)
976
00:38:39,265 --> 00:38:41,465
(Cage laughs)
977
00:38:43,269 --> 00:38:44,902
- Whew.
- (laughs)
978
00:38:44,904 --> 00:38:48,339
You just used a vault to
contain a nuclear blast.
979
00:38:48,341 --> 00:38:50,741
- Yeah, yeah.
- Hey, hey.
980
00:38:50,743 --> 00:38:52,042
I guess I did.
981
00:38:52,044 --> 00:38:54,278
Let's pop it open, get some
of that sweet moolah, daddy.
982
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,412
We don't want to do that.
983
00:38:55,414 --> 00:38:56,547
Anything that wasn't vaporized
984
00:38:56,549 --> 00:38:58,515
is gonna be radioactive
for 10,000 years, so...
985
00:38:58,517 --> 00:38:59,832
10,000?
986
00:38:59,835 --> 00:39:02,469
That's, uh, that's a no. That's a no.
987
00:39:02,472 --> 00:39:04,839
(indistinct chatter)
988
00:39:07,403 --> 00:39:09,069
Hey. Mac.
989
00:39:09,072 --> 00:39:10,103
Hey, you guys all right?
990
00:39:10,106 --> 00:39:11,119
CAGE: Considering we were just
991
00:39:11,121 --> 00:39:12,687
30 feet from a nuclear explosion,
992
00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:13,743
yeah, pretty good.
993
00:39:13,746 --> 00:39:16,280
Hey, guys, members of
the Red Fist are in cuffs.
994
00:39:16,283 --> 00:39:18,044
We just saved a city full of people.
995
00:39:18,047 --> 00:39:20,403
- So, not so bad considering.
- All the money is gone.
996
00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:21,705
- You almost got blown up.
- You guys got captured. No.
997
00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:23,807
All right, well, besides all that.
998
00:39:23,809 --> 00:39:25,109
- Right?
- Yeah.
999
00:39:25,111 --> 00:39:26,443
(chuckles)
1000
00:39:26,445 --> 00:39:29,913
So, you hacked my cameras,
you attacked my guards,
1001
00:39:29,915 --> 00:39:31,782
and now you destroyed my vault.
1002
00:39:31,784 --> 00:39:33,317
But you met your soul mate.
1003
00:39:34,776 --> 00:39:36,409
MacGYVER: Uh, and about the vault,
1004
00:39:36,412 --> 00:39:37,678
before you pop that thing open,
1005
00:39:37,681 --> 00:39:39,665
you're gonna want to send
a hazmat team in there.
1006
00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:41,592
What I want to do is
throw you all in a cell
1007
00:39:41,594 --> 00:39:43,761
and lose the key.
1008
00:39:43,763 --> 00:39:45,829
But I'm not gonna do that
1009
00:39:45,831 --> 00:39:47,969
because you saved my
casino and all the guests.
1010
00:39:47,972 --> 00:39:49,633
Grazie.
1011
00:39:49,635 --> 00:39:52,069
You have ten minutes to leave.
1012
00:39:52,071 --> 00:39:54,138
Hey, that gives us about
nine and a half minutes
1013
00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:55,313
to have a quick drinky-poo.
1014
00:39:55,316 --> 00:39:57,274
(both chuckle)
1015
00:39:57,276 --> 00:39:59,276
You have ten minutes
to leave the country.
1016
00:40:02,279 --> 00:40:05,062
I, uh, I wasn't kidding about the vault.
1017
00:40:05,065 --> 00:40:07,651
- Radiation poisoning makes for bad Yelp reviews.
- VERA: Leave.
1018
00:40:07,654 --> 00:40:09,588
If you don't get out,
I'm going to shoot you.
1019
00:40:09,591 --> 00:40:11,290
(stammers) It's not a...
1020
00:40:11,293 --> 00:40:14,858
("Luck Be a Lady" by
Frank Sinatra playing)
1021
00:40:17,062 --> 00:40:20,164
♪ Luck be a lady tonight... ♪
1022
00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:21,965
- Hey.
- Hi.
1023
00:40:21,967 --> 00:40:23,300
Glad you could make it.
1024
00:40:23,302 --> 00:40:24,922
Are you kidding?
1025
00:40:24,925 --> 00:40:26,403
Watching people try to bluff me
1026
00:40:26,405 --> 00:40:28,605
is all I could ask
for on a Friday night.
1027
00:40:28,607 --> 00:40:30,407
(chuckles)
1028
00:40:30,409 --> 00:40:32,576
So, I've been thinking...
1029
00:40:32,578 --> 00:40:34,812
Mac, to be fair, when
are you not thinking?
1030
00:40:34,814 --> 00:40:39,016
About your role in our little family.
1031
00:40:39,018 --> 00:40:41,737
I think I figured it out.
1032
00:40:41,740 --> 00:40:43,073
And?
1033
00:40:43,151 --> 00:40:45,573
And...
1034
00:40:45,576 --> 00:40:47,558
you're the mysterious new kid,
1035
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,612
the one that everyone likes immediately,
1036
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,929
the one who spends more time
eating meals at your house
1037
00:40:51,931 --> 00:40:53,219
than she does at her own.
1038
00:40:53,222 --> 00:40:56,467
You saying I'm the girl next door?
1039
00:40:56,469 --> 00:40:58,502
(Jack trumpeting)
1040
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:02,072
(laughter)
1041
00:41:02,074 --> 00:41:04,508
Frickity, frickity
fresh doughnuts, y'all.
1042
00:41:04,510 --> 00:41:05,943
Poppin' hot right from the oven.
1043
00:41:05,945 --> 00:41:07,978
(laughter)
1044
00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:10,247
What's so funny?
1045
00:41:10,249 --> 00:41:12,916
I might have made a few calls
1046
00:41:12,918 --> 00:41:15,786
and tracked down a few new
ID photos for your dossier.
1047
00:41:17,841 --> 00:41:19,041
Seriously?
1048
00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:21,290
Y'all are laughing at
photos of my bare buttocks?
1049
00:41:21,293 --> 00:41:22,559
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1050
00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:24,599
Oh, nice. I thought
we were playing poker.
1051
00:41:24,602 --> 00:41:26,830
(laughs) We will once
we're done with this.
1052
00:41:26,832 --> 00:41:29,633
Don't... where did you even get those?
1053
00:41:29,635 --> 00:41:30,757
No.
1054
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,759
Don't answer that.
1055
00:41:31,762 --> 00:41:33,061
I don't care. Doesn't matter.
1056
00:41:33,064 --> 00:41:35,631
I was gonna share my
doughnuts with everybody,
1057
00:41:35,634 --> 00:41:40,570
but now I think I
will share them with...
1058
00:41:40,573 --> 00:41:42,813
Ms. Cage.
1059
00:41:42,815 --> 00:41:45,282
Why me?
1060
00:41:45,284 --> 00:41:47,217
For getting my back.
1061
00:41:48,003 --> 00:41:50,169
BOZER: Uh, don't you mean for saving
1062
00:41:50,172 --> 00:41:52,255
- your little booty?
- (laughter)
1063
00:41:52,258 --> 00:41:54,925
(laughs mockingly) Hold that.
1064
00:41:54,927 --> 00:41:57,394
Yeah, I'm-a get a piece,
I'm-a get a piece of your butt.
1065
00:41:57,396 --> 00:41:59,448
Tighten you up real quick.
1066
00:41:59,451 --> 00:42:00,631
BOZER: Help, Mac!
1067
00:42:05,801 --> 00:42:15,819
Stay Tuned For Scenes from Our Next Episode on October 20, 2017
1068
00:41:10,801 --> 00:43:20,819
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