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Yeah, no it was so much fun.

I'm actually on my way home now.

Yeah.

My phone's about to die though.

Bye, girl.

Yo.

Hello?

Yo.

I've finally found you.

Yo man,

this guy's always late man.

He said he'd be here in 15 minutes.

Yo, this is a two million dollar deal bro.

You know it took a long time for us to get here

and to do this shit for two million dollars.

I understand that, but you know he got that thing.

What the fuck thing is that?

What fucking thing man?

What could be more important than two million dollars?

Two million dollars will cure anything man.

- All right, all right boss. - You know.

- All right. - When he gets here,

I'll talk to him.

- Don't worry about it. - You better talk to him man

because otherwise I'll get somebody else.

You know as matter of fact, there he is right there.

- Well go talk to him man. - Imma talk boss,

Imma talk to him, we're gonna come back

and everything will be straight, alright?

Just relax, just relax.

Sh, dude.

You.

- What's the deal? - You tell me man.

- How you feeling? - Chilling.

Yo, you know you're late again.

You know the boss mad as hell bro.

Hey man, he'll get over it man.

You know, but listen, I keep telling you.

You know how he feels about pussy and money, you feel me?

Yeah bro, I gotta take care of my situation and I mean,

I'm so caught up in my shit...

- I know. - I didn't have time

to get freshed up or nothing.

Bro, with two million dollars

you can get freshed up everything fucking day you want bro.

Hey listen with two million dollars

I ain't gotta worry about get freshed up.

Well listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,

I know you got that thing man.

You know you're like my brother and shit and I love you,

but the boss ain't gonna give it to you.

He don't care man, when it comes to money;

you know how he gets man.

Look I understand, I hear what you're saying.

But at the same time I can't ignore

what's going on in my life man.

I can't just put aside the problems

- that's going on in my life. - Z, Z,

I understand that but he doesn't.

He puts the bread on the table, you know what I'm saying?

So look, listen to me, listen to me.

For the sake of argument,

just fucking when we get there just be like

yo boss, I'm sorry I'm late.

I know I'm late, but I apologize.

That's all you gotta do.

Because if not, he's just gonna bitch and moan

and moan and bitch.

You know if he don't have no pussy in one day,

you know he gets.

Pussy and money mean everything

- to him, man. - Listen, I understand that,

but at the same time my life means a lot too man.

My life means more to me than some fucking shit job

that he's just getting for us.

I understand that.

But dawg, there's two million dollars on the line.

You've gotta understand that from his point of view.

Look, after we finish this deal,

we don't have to do this no more.

I'll open up my own restaurant like I want to right?

And then you can go and do your thing,

or you can come with me and be my partner.

Hey listen, I'm down with that.

- All right. - That sounds better.

- Now we talking, all right. - So we get a little.

- Now we talking. - So we get

nice resort right?

Get like a nice little restaurant on the beach.

Got all the honeys walking around,

you know what I'm saying?

- Yeah. - That's easy cash.

- That sounds good man. - We could probably

- do Barbados. - Hey listen,

- Or Aruba. - I'll apologize for you,

but after this, yo let's dead him.

- Come on, man. - All right.

- Let's do this. - Telling you about it man.

Boss, look who I found.

What's up, man?

What's going on?

Yo you gotta get your shit together, man.

We've got a two million dollar deal, it's not chump change.

Look yo, I understand that.

Two million dollars, bro.

Two million, I understand that.

But at the same time, there's some things

that's going on in my world right now.

That two million dollars can cure?

- Boss, I mean... - Yo, you know what,

let's, we're running late, you know what I'm saying?

- Let's get out of here. - All right.

- Let's do what we gotta do. - All right, boss.

- All right? - All right.

You gonna be cool about it though?

Yeah let's, get rollin', man.

We need to do this right now.

All right, we, we coming.

Hey man, is he gonna be cool about it?

I told you, I told you to just fucking apologize.

Let's go, come on.

Oh God.

I'll be there in 10 to 15 minutes.

Good, right.

So listen cuz, do you trust this guy?

Of course I trust this guy, hello?

- No I know, I just... - You know I know.

You understand how serious

- this is? - Yes I know

how serious it is and you know I trust him.

- Okay. - Come on,

we've talked about this before.

Okay, let's go.

- Good? - Good, really.

I think that's them.

Hey Shelly, what's up?

You look good.

- Hello. - Hello.

Hey guys.

- What's up boss? - This is Shelly.

- Okay. - And, what's your name?

- Sandra, Sandra. - Sandra.

- Nice to meet you. - That's Darius, and Bobby.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Uh, would you mind telling them

what you told me?

Fine.

Okay.

wants to pay for this.

Has a lot of powers.

What is it?

Be careful.

I'm assuming it's delicate.

Like fragile.

It can't be touched.

understand that shit.

It can't be touched.

But it has to be transported.

An elephant statue?

What am I looking at here, I don't get it.

I don't get it.

You guys don't know what that is?

No I...

- Yo. - Are you guys laughin'?

- Aww... - I'm sorry I.

Nothin', I mean, we're not...

You guys are laughin'?

Look, look, we're not laughing at you?

You guys' are laughin'?

- Oh. - No, it's not that

- we're laughin'... - You guys are laughin'.

No no. Look, we're smirking.

We're not laughing, okay?

This is an ancient relic okay?

This is very important;

it has to be transported.

It has a lot of power within it.

You don't have to know exactly what.

- It just has a lot... - Powers.

Yes, has powers.

What the hell is wrong.

Yes it has a lot of powers.

- I'm sorry. - We don't come across this

you know, people come up to us with jobs

like this for $20.

I mean, really?

Um, special packing, what about these powers that it has?

- Exactly. - What makes it so special?

Please, fill us in.

Can you do the job?

Can we trust you to do this job?

You are her friends.

I just came here to make sure

you guys could do the job.

This is not a joke.

I don't know why you find it so funny.

I'm sorry.

Like I said, we don't come across this often.

I mean...

Really, really, do you laugh at clients?

And I talked to you about his before.

You didn't even say anything to them

because you don't care.

- It's not that I don't care... - Yes you don't care because

they don't even know what the hell I'm talking about.

And I talked to

- you on the phone. - I was...

Can you do the job?

We can do the job, but I mean what's the...

Apparently you can't do the job.

We gonna do the job, but 50%.

- 20%. - 50%

Two million dollars, 20%.

Come on, let me talk to you.

- I agree with... - No, don't talk to me.

- Come on, let's go. - I agree.

Where we going...

I agree with you.

It's 50%.

Are you guys gonna do it or not?

Uh, I guess let's just see whatever they come up with.

Whatever, if they can resolve the situation, fine.

- 20%? - Yes.

- Fuck 50%. - 20%.

20%, 20%.

This is just something new alright.

This is a new one, alright.

I'm definitely gonna write this one down.

Really?

Come on man, what you feel like.

My brother had the relic,

that's what.

Why blood there?

- Woo, whatever. - Oh, oh oh oh.

♪ You say stop ♪

- Shut up. - Seriously.

But then, who has the relic?

Look at this motherfucker talkin' to himself.

Hey buddy, make sure you tell 'em I said hello, okay?

Okay Leonard, let's not antagonize the crazy person.

- Come on. - Thank you very much.

- Come on. - crazy.

He's mentally ill.

, girl.

Oh and he's looking right at us.

Okay nope, don't look.

Keep going, let's go, let's go.

There might be something wrong with him.

Oh come on, let's go Sam.

He might have a learning disability.

- Ooh, who cares? - You guys are such assholes.

Seriously.

- What are you doing? - Come on, come back.

- Sam. - Sam.

- Come on, don't do it. - I'm sorry about my friends,

they're a little rude.

I don't have a learning disability, I have a gift.

I'm sure you're very special.

I'm not special, I have a gift.

When I was a little kid, my mom tried to burn me alive.

That's horrible.

But it didn't work out.

So, I'm gonna go now.

Wait, wait wait wait.

I need your help.

Fuckin' white people.

The girl will talk to anybody, I swear.

Hey guys, I kinda told the guy on the bench over there

that I'd make him breakfast.

- Are you... - Are you out of your mind?

Yo, that's...

In my damn house, really?

He's not crazy, I think he's a little slow.

It's gonna be fine, he's really nice.

His name is Lyco, he said he hasn't eaten for two days.

I feel really bad for him.

Come on, what's the worst that could happen?

Breakfast is ready come and get it.

Lenny?

Hey, where's Lyco?

You alright?

What's this powder all over your face?

Chloe, can you come in here?

Breakfast is ready.

I hope you like eggs and bacon.

I prefer hearts and souls.

How long you guys been doin' this?

Oh shit,

gotta be goin' on 10 years.

How 'bout yourself?

I don't feel like talk much

about my history or my personal life.

I was in the military.

This is just something I have to do.

Well that's funny 'cause me and D

were in the military, too.

- Oh yeah? - US Army.

Did three years.

Semper fi.

What do you know about that?

I don't know nothin' 'cause we're just a Green Machine.

That's it, they call us a Green Machine.

Yous guys Devil Dogs.

Look, like I said I apologize.

We didn't mean to laugh.

This is somethin' that's two million dollars.

It looked like a wooden elephant.

You guys understand.

I understand you don't understand.

That's why you laughed at me.

It's funny

but just know it's very serious.

I know, a job is a job like you said so.

Like I said whatever they come up with, he's my boss.

If they work out somethin'...

What are they doing?

I haven't the slightest clue.

I would love to hear more about this elephant

and stuff like that.

Maybe I could call you sometime

or maybe we could talk more later or somethin'?

Yeah sure, I'd like that.

Food's getting cold guys.

What's wrong with her?

Is she having a seizure?

Leonard, Sammy?

Sammy, talk to me.

- Sammy. - Lyco.

Lyco?

If you wanna keep it down, I know they'll be here.

- Hey guys. - Hey.

- Are you serious? - What?

We became into an accord.

- 50%. - 50%?

That sounds good to me.

Sounds good to me.

You alright?

We on the same

page?

- I am. - Yes, yes.

It's great meeting you guys, thank you so much.

I'm hoping you guys are gonna take it very serious.

Paid as 50%.

We will take it very seriously now.

I'll call you later then?

Yeah, call me later.

Then we'll talk more about it.

Yeah definitely, you let me know.

I'll call you and then we'll meet up.

- Alright? - Alright.

- Nice meeting you. - Likewise.

Alright let's go, shall we?

Nice seeing you again.

Adios.

Hey, baby.

Are you guys gonna let us do this or what?

Yeah, I'll see you at 5:00.

- 5:00, you sure? - See you at 5:00.

- Come on. - I'll let you know.

- Let's go. - 5:00.

Alright, I'll be waiting.

I'll see you at 5:00.

I'll be there.

- 'Kay. - Excuse us.

Fucking kidding me, 20 fucking dollars for the whole week?

You sure you counted that right?

Of course I fucking counted it right.

Can you fucking call

and let him know we still waitin' on the money?

Alright, I'll give him a call.

It's Reuben.

This is Travares.

Yeah I need to meet you

as soon as possible at the same spot.

- Alright. - 30 minutes.

Not 31, 30 minute.

Uh huh.

Okay.

Alright.

Okay, I'll see you in a bit.

What'd she want?

She wants to meet at the rendezvous point.

Something about a Port of Spain elephant.

I was just lookin' at that right now.

What does it say?

Apparently it's some priceless rare relic

with supernatural powers.

She's willin' to pay 250 for that.

Find out with your contacts what that is.

Yeah I'll reach out to 'em right now.

Jerry, what the fuck?

She's waiting for us.

Got 30 minutes.

- Gimme some time. - Hurry the fuck up!

I'm gonna go take a piss.

If you're not fucking ready by then, no fucking pussy.

Hey Bobby, it's Sandra.

Hi.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I know it's a little sudden,

but is there any way you can meet me

to talk more about the relic?

Meet me in like five minutes on the corner of Pennington.

Alright cool, I'll see you then in five.

Okay, bye.

Well listen, after this job is done man,

hopefully we get us retired

and we don't have to do this shit no more.

You know what I mean?

I was actually thinkin' about that, man, about retirin'.

Yes, we gonna get a nice little piece of change man.

A nice piece of change?

There's two million dollars, bro.

Listen you're gonna get a nice piece of change,

but wouldn't it be great to be set for life?

I'm talkin' about...

Listen we could use Chucho's connections,

cut him outta the fuckin' middle.

Us two get into this shit for ourselves.

I'm talkin' about way more bread

- than this little fuckin' job. - Alright I'll tell you what.

Listen, I gotta meet up with this girl later on.

You talkin' about that little honey dip.

Sandra, yeah.

Yeah, I know who you talkin' about.

I know.

I see the way you look at her, man.

You got that little glitter,

little sparkle in your eye and shit.

She seems like a nice girl, so you know what I'm sayin'?

You don't find too many of them nowadays

so whatever little one you find, you hold onto her, bro.

True.

I still want you to think about this possibility.

Look, we get through this job

and fuckin' you and I, I promise you.

We're gonna sit back like we used to do.

Sit boss.

Get it poppin' and maybe just maybe,

we'll go into business for ourselves.

But we'll talk about it, alright?

- I'll deal with that. - Word?

I'll take that.

- Just think about it. - You havin' a good day now?

Yes, sir.

Alright,.

You speak to Julio about that gig?

Yeah, he's gettin' us the money tomorrow.

Wire transfer?

Yeah, we'll be alright.

Where's this bitch at?

I don't know but I'm gettin' tired of waitin'

for her all the time.

For real, she's a fuckin' stuck-up bitch.

Ahem.

Are you done?

Are you both done?

'Cause I'm tired of your shit.

I give you guys 250,000 to get my elephant statue.

Where is he?

If you don't get it in 24 hours, it's gonna be consequence

and I'll keep in touch.

Hello?

Chucho, get your ass over here.

Hey baby, how you doin'?

Now.

I'll be there in 10 minutes, okay?

Hurry up.

Yeah, I'm on my way right now.

Are you ready?

I'm gonna smash that shit so hard.

I'm gonna make mashed potatoes outta that pussy.

Oh yeah, you're gonna take it hard.

You gonna see what a real man does.

I said now.

Yes.

I'll see you later.

In 10 minutes, alright?

Bye.

I'm gonna get some fuckin' pussy.

Leonard from this point forward, you belong to me.

I belong to you.

Whatever I say, you do.

Whatever you say, I will do it.

When I say without question.

Without question.

Now pay attention to the words

- I'm about to say. - As you wish.

The human soul is tightly bound to the flesh.

Like roots to a tree buried in the ground.

The ritual of pain and pleasure loosens the roots.

A soul without a body becomes an empty vessel

thrown into the black infinity

and with this, I see many things.

Ooh yeah, I love pussy.

I'm gonna get some pussy.

Your big banana's here.

Hey, where's the oven?

First.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.

Goddammit!

Shit.

- Come on. - Hurry up.

Fuck that shit.

Oh my God.

What the fuck you laughin' about?

What?

My underwear?

Wait 'til I show you this.

What's the matter, you okay?

Shut up, stupid dog.

This dog.

I'm fine, you?

I'm good.

I know you don't believe in that stuff.

What stuff?

I don't know, I touched the elephant.

So?

I keep seein' this guy.

He's very very very strong.

The hell are you talkin' about?

You need to be careful.

I'm always careful, I promise.

I'm bein' serious.

You don't believe me, do you?

You're makin' stuff up.

Why don't you believe...

I'm not makin' stuff up.

I'm tellin' you, I keep seein' him.

Listen...

You don't believe me, do you?

You're hallucinating.

It is not an hallucination.

Oh my God, you don't believe me do you?

Listen, we just got a job to do and that's it.

- Pick it up and deliver. - Ooh this job.

Oh shit.

Come into Chucho Land, baby.

Oh yes, holy shit!

Shut up!

Jesus fucking Christ, she's calling already?

Yes?

What's the ETA on my statue?

We're still working on the details

of the extraction point.

Listen, you dyke bitch.

If you don't get me the statue in the next few hours,

I'm takin' the money and I'm gonna

put a price on your heads.

- Fucking bitch! - What happened?

She just fuckin' called me a dyke.

She called you a dyke?

Why'd she call you a dyke?

What'd she say?

If we don't do this job in the next few hours,

she's gonna fuckin' put a price on our heads.

She's gonna what?

I don't know, maybe we shouldn't do this.

I don't want no one comin' after us, alright?

Do I look like a dyke?

Not since you cut your hair.

You know what, fuck you.

At least I've got more balls than you, fucking pussy.

I just don't want no one comin' after us okay?

- Jerry. - I don't know.

I don't think we should do this.

Jerry, you know what?

Pull over.

Pull the fuck over.

We need to focus, breathe some fresh air

because right now we're not thinkin' straight.

Thank you, get the fuck outta the car.

We don't need this.

Jerry, get the fuck away from me right now.

I thought we were ride or die.

Jerry,

I love you but I love money more.

What are you crazy, bitch?

- What are you doing? - Get the fuck off me!

What are you doin'?

Fuckin' pussy.

Hey, you around?

Got dog food for you.

Alright, see you in 20 minutes.

Hey Bobby, what's up man?

I got the package.

Yo I put that bitch to sleep, brother.

I fucked the shit outta her.

Cleaned my fuckin' bike, you don't know man.

Alright Bobby, you can do this.

You don't have to be nervous.

Alright.

- Hey, Sandra. - Hey, Bobby.

I'm here.

I'm sorry about what happened at the house and everything.

Like I said, when me and D get together,

we act like fools sometimes.

No, it's okay.

That's why I wanted to find out more about this.

It's alright.

I didn't really appreciate that, but you guys understand.

That's what I'm sayin', I apologize.

That's fine.

This is very serious.

Come on, let's walk and talk

because I don't wanna stick out

like a sore thumb around here.

Tell me about this elephant thingy.

This has a lot of power within it.

If it gets into the wrong hands, we're screwed.

I am trusting you and whoever it is you need to bring along

but they just have to be trustworthy.

This is not a joke.

You have to be able to get it to the spot

where people can pick it up.

This is very serious.

Who's pickin' it up?

Don't worry about it.

Just trust me.

I trust you.

If I didn't trust you, I wouldn't be here.

Yeah, I know.

Now that we've got everything settled and everything,

can I walk you home?

Sure, I would like that.

What, are you ready for round three?

Do you want me to prepare for the sacrifice, sir?

No, there isn't enough time.

Yes, sir.

She isn't worth it.

Kill the fuckin' dog.

As you wish, sir.

Well once again, thanks for callin' me.

I'm glad you called.

At least I know more about this relic and everything.

No, thank you for coming.

I appreciate it.

Once again, I apologize for us bein' so rude

at the house that you chose.

It's understandable.

This is you right here?

Yup, this is me.

Well, you have my number.

I do.

- Gimme a call whenever. - I will.

We'll be talkin' soon.

Yeah, I'll keep you updated.

- Alright. - Thanks.

- Thank you so much. - No problem.

I'll see you soon.

Most definitely.

Soon, very soon.

- Bye. - Alright, bye.

- I'm the. - Why you hangin' out?

Look at it and deliver.

Shelly?

Shelly?

Shelly?

Shelly.

Shelly!

Shelly.

Hey Sandra, what's up?

Bobby, I need you to come here.

Whoa, slow down.

I don't know what to do.

Please just get here, get here please.

Slow down, I can't understand you.

Please hurry up.

Alright listen, I'm five minutes away.

I'll be right there.

Stop panicking, I'll be right there.

Alright, bye.

Shelly.

Sandra, Sandra.

What's the matter?

Shelly, she's dead.

Come here.

We gotta get outta here.

No, I can't leave her in there.

- She's gone. - I can't leave her.

We have to go.

We gotta go to Chucho's, let's go.

We have to go.

It's not safe, let's go.

- We're bein' followed. - What?

- We're being followed. - What?

I've got you, motherfucker.

We're bein' followed, come on.

Hide behind the car.

I'll take care of this.

What do you want?

Where's the relic?

You can't have it.

I told you, you can't have it.

Comin'.

Who's that?

Hey guys, what's up?

- Shelly's dead, man. - What?

The hell you talkin' about?

I was just with her.

She's dead, I just saw her body.

What?

Come in, come in.

Ooh shit.

You guys stay here tonight.

- It's not safe out there. - Are you sure?

Yeah take the living room, man.

We'll figure this shit out tomorrow.

Alright.

Don't worry.

Don't worry, we're gonna find out who did this alright?

I promise you.

Listen, just know she's in a better place.

But we need to stay here tonight just like Chucho said.

Here is the best place right now.

We need to stick with one another.

You gonna be alright?

Where's Darius?

Darius got his thing he always does.

What thing?

Well not a lotta people know

but when me and Darius were in the military,

we actually was married.

Well not married, technically he was.

He had a fiancee and she was pregnant.

One day we were on a mission,

and I don't really like talkin' about it,

but came home and

our commandin' officer had raped her and killed her.

Darius lost it.

He's like my brother so I backed him up.

- He beat him to a bloody pulp. - Oh God.

The man was in the hospital for nine months.

Promise me you ain't gonna tell Darius I told you this.

Yeah.

Usually right about now, he's probably at his wife's grave

sittin' down, havin' a beer, talkin' to her.

Talkin'?

He does it every night.

He needs help.

That's not normal.

It's not but everybody deals with it

in their different ways and I don't think

I'll ever get over it, to be honest wit you.

I really don't.

What I need to do is just be there for my little brother.

Listen, his head is straight.

He's intelligent, he's smart.

He's good with the hands.

He's no slouch.

Even though I'm tellin' you this about him,

I don't want you to think negative about him.

No no.

He will get the job done.

To some degree I understand.

- Yeah, it is his... - His wife or fiancee

or whatever the case may be.

That must've been such a loss.

I don't even know if I can handle what's goin' on right now.

It's really.

You're really strong right now.

Listen, he...

She was like my old.

I'm sorry.

I'm tellin' you when this is all over,

we're gonna get down to the bottom of it.

I know.

But for right now what I think we should do

is you can take the couch, I'll take the floor.

No.

If it's cool with you,

if you don't mind, we both need the couch.

You sure?

Yeah, I just don't really wanna be alone.

Alright, I guess we should get some sleep then.

We got a long day tomorrow.

If you wanna get comfortable,

I'll take this side right here

and just relax.

Take this side right here.

- You alright? - Would you mind?

Can I lay on you?

Sorry, this is really awkward.

If it's gonna help you sleep, yeah sure.

I just can't believe this is happening.

Shelly?

Sandra, you need to help them.

Lyco is very strong.

You know what you have to do.

What are you talkin' about?

You know what you have to do.

You alright?

What's the matter?

I have to go.

What do you mean?

Go where?

What are you talkin' about?

I have to go home.

We're supposed to stay with each other.

No please, just trust me.

I have to go.

I do trust you.

I gotta go, I'm sorry.

Where you goin'?

We're supposed to stick together.

Just trust me, I have to go.

Do you trust me?

Yes I trust you, of course.

Then please, just let me go.

I have to go, I'm sorry.

Alright, just call me okay?

Yeah.

- You promise? - Yes!

Fuck me.

You like sneaking up on people, don't you bitch?

Well old man, I got your curse.

I'm always horny, can't keep a girl.

My last two girlfriends that I really loved are dead.

I don't know what to do with this curse.

You went to Tahiti to live your life

wit your Asian girls and even die happy.

Where does that leave me?

Tahiti.

Hey Stella, Chucho.

I need two tickets to Tahiti.

Yes.

Oh

wait,

the girl.

Three tickets.

As soon as possible, what?

Come on, don't make me say it.

You know my name.

Come on, stop fuckin' around.

Oh, I'll say it if you gimme a big discount.

You happy?

Well, call me when you're done.

Bye.

I'm gonna kill those people right now.

Mia, I want that back with Tavares

and her stupid-ass boyfriend.

I want them there by tomorrow.

Got it?

Okay.

Yo, where's Sandra?

She said she had to go do.

Yo, didn't I tell you to stay here?

It's fuckin' dangerous out there.

Well she told me to trust her, man.

I trust her.

Somethin' could happen to her.

She's alone.

Look I trust her, she'll be alright.

Damn.

Police are still searching for a Nassau County woman

who went missing Thursday night.

22 year old Lisa D'Marco

was seen leaving a friend's party

but never made it home.

Look at this shit, man.

Another beautiful fuckin' lady dead.

Another pussy gone.

What the fuck?

Don't worry.

Whoever it is when they catch him, he's gonna pay for it.

Hey, I got my clothes in the back still?

In the usual spot.

Alright, Imma go get dressed

and then we'll go meet up with D.

- Get this job over with. - Alright, bro.

I cannot tell you specifically.

This is another case of the Black Magic Killer striking...

Hey boss how the fuck this get here, man?

The sources inside the police department

say this bears all the markings of the Black Magic Killer.

Did what you asked me to, master.

Whatever.

If you ever disrupt my meditation again,

this'll be your heart in this nice little jar.

Now get the fuck outta here.

I understand, I'm sorry boss.

Yo, D.

Yo.

What's goin' on, bro?

You ready to make shit happen, man?

Oh man, I was born for this.

Let's just get this thing in motion.

This is the bag that's gonna

make us millionaires, brother.

Shit man, you better be right about this.

The boss is always right.

I said he knows his pussy and money, that's it.

You know what I'm sayin'?

You ain't lyin' about that, man.

Look, let's just make it as smooth as possible.

Get it done as quickly swiftly.

Listen, I'm headin' back to the boss' house.

Gimme a call when you're done, you know what I mean?

Fuck that, don't even gimme a call.

Imma call you in a half an hour just for backup.

Yeah, that's alright.

Don't worry about it, man.

I don't know, man.

I just got this funny-ass feelin', bro.

Come on, man.

You know I got eyes in the back of my head.

I would take 'em out so you could see,

but I wouldn't do that.

I know.

Yeah but we good, man.

Don't worry 'bout it.

Don't trip, we're gon' take care of business man.

Let's get this money, man.

Let's get the money, baby.

- Yes, sir. - Keep safe, alright?

Yes, sir.

I'm gonna call you in half an hour.

Stop worryin' about it, man, relax.

I know, I know.

You know how I do, I handle mine.

After what happened yesterday, just stay low-key alright?

Just cut through the woods, bro.

Stay outta sight.

Yes, sir.

Ey, be easy man.

- Gimme a call. - Imma call you

in half an hour.

Yes, sir.

Please be with me, baby girl.

I need you.

What the hell is he doing in the woods

and why isn't he meeting with my brother?

Do you want me to go flush him out, sir?

No, I need you here.

You see that man in a black suit across the street?

We'll get him to do it.

Follow him, he has what I want

and he's gonna lead us to my brother.

Yes sir, as you wish.

Yo D, what's up?

It's me.

Hey Bobby man, you need to get over here quick man.

What?

Some fuckin' dude just tried to take me out.

Hold up.

Yo, calm down.

What's goin' on?

Dude I have no idea, man.

I've never seen this guy before in my life.

Dressed in all black lookin' fuckin' crazy.

What's goin' on?

Listen, listen, listen.

Don't do anything until we get there.

You know the spot, meet me at the block.

Yeah the block before the park, man.

You know what we always do.

Alright, we see you in 10 minutes.

Don't do nothin' without us.

- Alright. - What's goin' on?

What's goin' on?

I don't know, he was all frantic

sayin' some dude tried to jump him in the park and shit.

Yo, let's go.

Alright, hold up I gotta call Sandra first.

I gotta tell her to meet us there.

Fuckin' voicemail.

Hey Sandra, what's up?

It's Bobby.

Listen, meet us at the park,

me and Chucho because we gotta go help D out.

Unfortunately, he ran into some problem.

He's talkin' frantic sayin' somebody tried to jump him,

so I just don't know what the hell's goin' on.

Alright, but look meet us at the park.

You know Chucho got the Beemer.

We're gonna be at Roselle Park.

It's like two blocks away from you.

Meet us on the side of the park

where the water's at, alright?

You can't miss us.

I'll see you there.

Just be careful.

Alright, bye.

See, I told you not to get too loco.

Boss, I trust her.

I know she'll be there.

Yeah but she's not answering.

Suppose something happened to her.

- She'll be there, I know it. - Let's go then.

Yo D what happened, man?

I couldn't understand you on the phone.

Yo, what's goin' on bro?

Listen, I don't know.

I don't know what the fuck is in this bag man,

but we need to transport this shit right now.

What the fuck happened?

I don't know man, some fuckin' dude

just tried to fuckin' take my head off.

Goddammit.

Come on, we got your back.

Come on, let's go.

I hold my own

but we need to transport this shit right now.

We got your back bro, let's go.

Let's do this shit.

I don't know man.

She just fuckin' popped outta fuckin' nowhere.

I just can't believe this shit.

This is ridiculous.

You don't recognize 'em from nowhere?

No I've never seen 'em

a day in my fuckin' life man.

You sure?

It wasn't somebody from back in the day, was it?

I knew there was somethin'.

I knew it was something I just couldn't put my finger on it.

There's no job that's gonna be fuckin' $2 million.

It's gonna be an easy job, you know what I'm sayin'?

Un-fuckin' believable.

Hey boss don't worry about it, I got this.

I'm gonna wait here for you.

- We'll back you up. - Sounds good, man.

Yo bro, be careful.

Don't worry about this.

You know I got eyes in the back of my head.

I see it's not workin' too good for you.

You got me on an off-day, don't worry 'bout that.

You know I handle my own.

I got this.

Look man if you're not back in 20 minutes, I'm comin' in.

Me and Chucho are comin' in, I don't care.

Sounds good.

Be safe, man.

Boss, I got a real bad feeling about this.

You read my mind, bro.

You think 15 minutes is good enough?

15 minutes?

10 minutes, man.

That sounds good to me 'cause I don't know.

I just don't know.

I knew this wasn't gonna be easy.

$2 million?

It's not a walk in the park.

Yes.

Yeah, is this Father Fontaine?

Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?

Yeah this is Darius, the courier.

Ah, my good man.

I've been waiting upon your arrival.

I'm inside the garden by the parking lot.

Alright, cool.

I'll be there in a few minutes.

Father Fontaine, I presume?

I would believe so since I'm the only priest here.

I am sorry, that was a stupid question.

It's fine, my good man.

Do you have the Port of Spain elephant for me?

- The what? - I'm sorry,

I meant the relic.

Oh, sorry I really didn't remember its name.

It's fine.

- May I see it? - Sure.

May I see the diamonds first?

You surely can.

Here are your diamonds, my good man.

Those are...

Why do you keep calling me your good man?

Because you are, I can tell.

Thank you.

Thank you, Father.

I appreciate that.

I thought you had eyes in the back of your head?

- Fuck you, motherfucker. - You first.

It's been a long time.

Yes, it has.

How's father?

You know Father passed away; he died for our sins.

What a shame.

Don't act like you care, Lyco.

You're pure evil and you chose the path of darkness.

You're breaking my heart.

Father wanted me to find the relic first

because all innocence in the world would be lost otherwise.

He's right and that's why he's dead

'cause he chose the wrong path.

Damn you to Hell, Lyco!

Damn you!

Well, it was nice seeing you.

I like you, we're brothers.

But gimme the relic and I might let you live.

No.

Alright.

I cast you to Hell, Lyco.

Hey, hey you.

Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?

So cliche.

Now die.

Just like I thought it would happen.

I'm lovin' this shit.

It's not gonna happen the way you think it's gonna happen.

You know, you're one annoying bitch.

I should've just killed you in the apartment.

Your soul is conquered by evil.

You need to see the light.

Well, I'm just gonna have to kill you right now.

See the light.

No!

Help me.

Father, father, he's too strong.

I know, my child.

You think gonna fuckin' help you?

Father, we have to use the power of the relic.

We have to absorb his powers.

Yes, you're right.

Father help us, Father help us, Father help us.

Father help us, Father help us!

Father help us, Father help us, Father help us.

Bobby take him out now, he's powerless.

Is he dead?

Yeah, he got the point.

I'm truly sorry about your friend.

Yeah.

He's happier now, he's in a better place.

Yeah, he is.

I believe this belongs to you.

What are you goin' to do with the relic?

Can't tell you, just know that it'll be safe.

Boss.

- Hey Bobby, what happened? - You killed him, right?

Yeah, you killed him.

You did everything.

I'm a bad motherfucker.

- I fucked him up. - Yeah, you are.

- Come on. - Come on, let's get home.

Come on, let's go.

so bad, you don't know.

Come on, let's get outta here.

- Didn't I? - You fucked him up.

Oh wait, your hat.

- I'm a bad motherfucker. - Yeah, you are.

Puerto Rican Chuck Norris.

You did it, papa.

He was beggin' for his life.

- Yes, he was. - Yes, he was.

- I kicked his fuckin' ass. - Yes, you did.

I need a fuckin'.

How are we lookin', Mr Epstein?

You must have patience.

Patience, patience, patience.

Yes, they are fine quality.

Good refraction.

Tell me, how did you happen to come across this?

Let's just say somebody left 'em to me in a will.

Do I have dumb ass written across my forehead?

He's tellin' you the truth, man.

Are you tryin' to make me out to be a schmuck?

Listen, listen, I don't even give a shit.

Long as I get my cut.

What are we lookin' at, Mr Epstein?

Between the diamonds and the passport.

- The wire transfer. - Well?

1.2 million.

What the fuck?!

Yo, we almost died for this shit.

- Shelly died, man. - Hey, listen to me.

You're livin' in a house with your mother

and you're complaining about $1.2 million?

Man, fuck you!

Called to me, I didn't ask you.

- Shit. - Mr Epstein, it's fine.

We'll take it.

Good, I'm glad.

I'm happy to do business with you.

You'll get your money the same way as always.

day, gentlemen.

Hey I'm gonna eat a big fuckin' steak,

you fuckin' Jew bastard.

Boss, relax.

One million, man.

We're well-off $1.2 million.

Are you sure?

$1.2 million, come on man.

Guess you're right.

Boss, I know I'm right.

Talkin' about right; why don't you tell your honey, man?

Don't you be talkin' about Sandra.

Don't you see the way she looks at you?

Are you fuckin' blind?

Yeah, from time-to-time.

What do you mean from time-to-time?

Come on bro, it's been two fuckin' years.

That shit got dust.

Fuck that shit and clear it up, motherfucker.

Alright, alright, alright, alright.

Listen, I'll give her a call.

Listen, tell her the plane leaves in three hours.

Whoa boss, what you talkin' about

the plane leaves in three hours?

I didn't tell you?

No, you didn't tell me.

Okay, I booked us some nice vacation.

We goin' to fuckin' Tahiti, man.

- Are you serious? - Yes, we did.

- Naw. - Yeah.

- Is you serious? - Yes man, give her a call.

Imma call her right now.

Three hours.

Imma tell her right now.

Alright, bro.

But you shouldn't have done this.

Hey, don't worry.

We're family, my man.

Family.

I'll give her a call.

Hey mom, I'm finally movin' out.

I'm gonna get some pussy.

- Hey. - Hey, Bobby.

Yeah, Chucho actually bought us tickets to go to Tahiti.

Tahiti?

Are you sure you wanna take me?

'Course I want you to come.

I wouldn't be callin' you if I didn't.

Okay.

Just let me get my bags packed and I'll be ready.

Do you wanna meet us here at his mom's place

or do you wanna meet us at the airport?

How 'bout I just meet you in the airport

like in half an hour?

Okay then, I'll see you there.

Alright, okay.

Bye.

Alright, okay bye.

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