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You fucking traitor!

- Fucking quisling! - Judas!

- We are here to talk business. - Enjoy your new outfit!

Sit down and relax.

My friend, you've gone over the line.

Out of respect for your uncle I give you one last chance to go home.

Or you will destroy slalom slopes mine?

I mean it, Tommy. I ask you nicely for the last time.

What should you do, Frank? You are an old man. Your time is past.

The Commission has set up for grazing here, and you have become a cozy small farmer.

Release for younger people with hard cock -

- and enjoy your cozy retirement in Lillehammer.

The fjords are full of the bodies of those who thought Norwegians were weak and weak.

Judas!

- Halla. - Halla.

What is happening?

- Roar have gone over to the enemy. - Huh?

He has gone over... Someone should call Guinness, for this is a record of betrayal.

But lucky that I have good news, then.

- You are helping to call the kid Thyme? - No, I think not.

But my sister called.

She has received funding from Kvinnovasjon to start alpaca farm in Hornindal.

And she wants me to manage it.

Yes. Congratulations, 'a. Perfect for you, then.

Typical. Brutter'n stumped me in the back, and then insert. There is story of my life.

No. Hello, silly. You will be involved. This is the new life we ​​have talked about.

Sorry, I thought... I just thought you thought of yourself.

You and I and... alpakkadyr and...

- But what about Johnny? - Yes, what about Johnny?

- However, that is... - Yes, it's him you should have your baby?

I owe him everything. It feels wrong to just leave.

Thank you. I do not travel by plane because of the damn flytoalettene.

Have you been experiencing that kind? It's obvious that I do not.

- What happens? - Hope you do not have bad news.

- Have treats' painkillers throughout the day. - No, just...

Wonder quit and move to Hornindal.

What?

Birgitte will move to one... alpaca farm... in Hornindal, so...

So I also wonder about it.

Torgeir...

There is really only one way to quit this job: lying.

Yes, I know, but my brother is a bit...

My brother has gone, my health is gåen, and I'll be dad and...

I need a new start. Just like you when you came to Lillehammer.

Sorry, but I can not accept your resignation now. We are in the middle of a war.

- I need my right hand. - But she's not going to like it.

Women do not understand 'relationship to the job. Forget it.

Is it here Norwegian assholes end their life?

This is our heritage.

- Show some respect, man. - I try.

I could be showing a little more respect if the light had appeared.

The generator starts immediately.

She is a gem, what? Chandler 1926 model.

Do not you think you see Al Capone on the running board?

"This is for you, Bugsy."

Yes. I can see it for me, Frankie.

Come here.

What does a big star like you in my little neighborhood?

- Frankie... We need to have a chat. - All right.

Ever since the book came out, has Uncle Sal threatened me.

At first I thought he meant it, but recent events suggest it.

He claims that I have stolen recipes from his mother, but I have not.

Joey... Hello? It's me you're talking to.

How many Sunday afternoons we have not eaten at grandma Lento?

I know where Anaïs-tebrødene come from.

She was the only as not roasted them twice.

And the secret tomato sauce recipe?

The use of cheap meat extra fat for flavor.

Does that sound familiar? I am a fan, Joey.

The chef has my book in the kitchen, but we know where the recipes come from.

Ok. So what? I hold her at least alive.

What bastard made for her, except to shorten her life?

It does not that he can kill anyone he wishes.

I was fired when I came out of a talk show!

Who else would dare it? Do not have a score to settle with someone else.

He gets the fixation abroad, so he can have clean hands.

I have checked a bit and there are only two operating in this part of the world:

You, and the shitty nephew in here.

You know I'm semi-retired?

I know it's not you. When I had not been here.

I also know that you Settle with Commission, and that you got Scandinavia.

So before I peddling whippersnapper and go home and take care of the bastard Sally, -

- I ask for your permission.

Give me 24 hours.

Before we go to war because. grandmother's lasagna, I will make some calls and check bit.

That's why I came to you, Frankie.

- This is the phone for you. - Go away!

- I control the music here! - It's important.

What is happening?

Where the hell are you, Tommy? Your uncle wants you to come home!

Say Uncle Sal I feel good.

I will be a while and see what pops up.

What turns up is a problem. Frank helped us, and then spit on him.

Tagliano been too long in Norway. He ​​has been road. I'm not afraid of him.

But you should be afraid of me, you little bastard! Do you understand nothing?

The Commission gave Frank Norway when he fixed our problem.

And since he has sent us a nice envelope each month. Norway's his!

The Commission has no power here in Midgard. I'm in the middle of nowhere.

Do not think of it, I have control.

You do not control anything, you little shit!

Mobile coverage is miserable here. I hear you very badly.

Hello? Hello?

He hung up!

Kind to give me free so I could deal with this emotional stress reaction.

- You need not join, then. - There certainly is no god.

This is going to be so cozy. I have not been in the cabin for years.

Best of all, for now, is that you get a weekend with a woman who is equal.

- And that is not seen as a sex object. - Yes, it will be delicious.

- Oi. It was mine, that. - Yes.

- Hello. -Hallo.

Is that Jan Johansen? - Yes, sir. Speaking.

-This is Line Skaug from the nursing home. - Hey, you.

You asked us to tell the dramatic changes in Dag Solstad, -

- and now there are dramatic changes.

He is almost back to normal.

-Have it so good, then. - Yes... Yes...

Is it good or? I think you look a little pale out. Was there anything in particular?

- Who called? - No, it was just something...

Something unsettled stuff that I try to put behind me, so...

Here he is!

- Hello. - You look good.

- Sure you're ready for this? - Absolutely.

Yes. It's really great that you will work, but take it easy with it there.

- We are looking for Jan Johansen. - Jan Johansen?

- How does it affect your brain? - I was awake but could not move.

- I have got hold of a name. - Brilliant!

All right... Day, you still have the contacts in the Vehicle Registration?

- Yeah. - Call them.

Hello, Ove, it's Day. Can you help me with a registration number -

- on the car... What was the name again?

- Bo Mikkelsen. - Bo Mikkelsen.

Can not you just send it in a SMS?

Lovely. Great job!

We go back to the Flamingo, and so we set ahead and take this bastard. Come on.

I'm wide awake, i. Yes, yes, fully conscious.

- Sure it's in here? - My real estate agent fuck not.

He says the boss of Jan's cottage here. But no one has properly address here.

Wait... Is that your car?

That's it.

What do we do now, 'a?

No, it does not. Now you need to hear what I say: We are going on animal farm.

Yes. No, that's impossible.

Yes, obviously. You... You just wait a little bit. Yes?

- Kids' jackets and boots etc. - Put it there, we should at animal farm.

What did you do now? Now you need to give you! When you can not get dad's funeral -

- do not believe I can set up for you at any time. I'm posting right now!

No! No, I will not! No, okay!

- How's my yndlingspervo? - But my God! Do not start, you too! Oh!

What is it? Did I say something wrong?

Roar think he knows the whole story, but he does not know half-time.

The man you call Johnny, name is Frank Tagliano.

They are three brothers. Appropriate tough guys. Killers, everyone.

They and my uncle, Sal Lento, grew up in the same neighborhood.

Francesco, Frank, is the youngest, and Antonino's oldest.

Tough Tony became a priest, and Giuseppe, Joey was the toughest of them all.

He was the greatest assassin in the whole gang.

Family Enterprise. Could not Frank talk you into judgment, -

- Tony prepared you for life after death, and Joey sent you there.

What happened to the assassin?

He has a funeral home in Bay Ridge. Taking some quests here and there.

He will not take the fly. These guys are some fucking dinosaurs.

We live in a new age, and they are practically extinct.

This is our time. Cheers for our generation!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

This is the Church's faith, -

- as we boldly confess in Jesus Christ our Lord.

When we baptize three of God's new children -

- we thank him for having given us these new mirakelmedikamentene -

- giving us triplets, quadruplets, everything, -

- so that our church can grow into the future.

Oh, my knees. I'm too old for this.

It is the only place without Facebook agents, -

- so talk fast. My legs are not younger.

I have created a problem. For Frankie.

I have to talk to Giuseppe to sort out it.

Little Joey, I baptize you in the name of the Father...

To tell it like it is, Angelina...

Tony never liked me.

Please, Angelina. This is for Frankie, not for me.

All right, I'll see what I can do.

And remember you can follow me on Twitter, the fader Tonys God'sCrew.

And hereby... Go in peace with God.

Cemeteries makes me shudder.

That's because you know that you end up on one soon.

Angelina, Anthony. What brings you here?

Oh... It's probably you, Sal?

It is our brother. As always.

He has landed in trouble again, Joey. But it is not his fault.

It's my fault. Sorry, Giuseppe, but we can go somewhere else and talk?

- Do not you here? - Eh... no.

Fair. Come, I'll make some coffee.

Hello? Hello? Ha...

My God...

- What are you doing? - Hello, my treasure!

- What are you doing? - I thought we could take a bath together.

- Milk is good for skin and... - I do not want to talk with you!

Yes, but... I do not think you realize...

My treasure, I love you, and we should have children together.

Now you have to listen to what I'm trying to say: I will not talk any more with you!

But I... I do not know what...? Why...?

If you do not want to talk to me, who will talk to me?

- Everybody hates me. - No. No, everyone does not hate you.

You... Listen. You need to talk to someone, right?

I do not think I'm the right person to talk to. You need some help.

Look! You should only keep your mouth, you know that?

You do not have to stand there by yourself until with those delicious tits!

If you want to feed my son, so you may well feed my ish!

Release me, I say! Release!

- Bo, I could be an actor, I do. - No?

It is quite true. I was on absolutely all school plays and...

I got never any major role, I was not handsome enough to it, so...

Although I had more talent than the "cool" guys.

I really must say that, therefore, you never stop to surprise, Jan.

One of my favorite monologues was actually from "A Doll's House".

- One of monologues to Nora. - Oh?

- Can not make a scene, then? - No, no. It's so long ago.

A small one. Only a small scene.

Do not know if I remember it...

"So I went from dad's hands and into yours."

"And you arranged everything according to your own taste," -

- "and I got the same taste as you, and I did so. I do not remember anymore."

"Maybe it was both share. First one, then the other."

"Oh, Torvald. When I look at it now," -

- "I feel that I have lived here in great poverty - from day to day."

"You and Dad have done great, great sin against me."

"It is your fault that there has been something of mine."

"It's their fault... that there has been something of mine."

We have him.

Ouch! Oh god!

Please, let me go!

Yes.

Fair. She's not going to gossip.

Please, Johnny.

Please...

Take care of him.

Please...

All right, you heard what the... You heard the man.

Get this sod here down to the water now.

Yes, it is just starting to calm.

Quite a bodyguard!

- Racing you get it out, sweetie! - It's all right.

Now it's lunch.

It has happened.

Is this a friend of you?

He used to do odd jobs for club occasionally.

- It is a strange thing. - What's so strange?

Not everyday you find a man with a rat in his mouth. Do you know anything about it?

No.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are closing temporarily due to renovation.

See and get the hell out!

- Are you sure it's safe? - Yes, it is encrypted.

- Is it safe? - Yes, it has a small encryption device.

I saw it in a Steven Seagal movie.

I saw it in a Steven Seagal movie.

Ok.

Sally? Do you know what you have prepared in the stand here?

It was not me. The bastard stole my mother's legacy.

Sharpen you! Joey Salmone is full mafia member. You sit in the Commission.

You can not kill people because of sausages, sandwiches and tebrød.

To hell with him! He does not know mother always left out some ingredients -

- when she gave away their recipes. His cakes are not as good!

Listen to me, Sally... Joey has enterprising people.

He'll take your nephew, and saw you.

- I have no control over the kid anymore. I know.

But there is only one solution.

I have to tell him that Tommy has been completely unruly, -

- and that you had nothing murder trial to do.

- He must be sacrificed, as it is not war. - I is way ahead of you here, my friend.

I have started to spread the story, and I have sent funeral director.

- Did you get my brother to work again? - He still takes some work for me.

But he never flies. And Tommy is soaking away.

The fool has moved into the camp nearest lighetshotell, Burn Baker or something like that.

Your brother knows where he is, and it happens every moment.

Every moment? Fuck!

Frankie? Hello? Frankie?

- Torgeir. Drive the car and ring Roar. - Ok.

Tell him to stay away from Tommy tonight. Say he is sick or something.

You stay awake! Are you listening?

Hey, Tommy.

It is an honor to meet you.

Oh my god. God. Torgeir.

I do not like it here, I, Torgeir.

- Maybe it's time to come home, my brother? - Yes.

Yes. It goes well, there. Work out, there.

Dear boss. We had a nice time together.

Unfortunately all good things must take end.

I know you have rules that the employee is not quitting -

- but this life is not suitable for me.

And that is why I'm writing this resignation letter.

- Halla. - Halla, folks.

Since we are traveling soon, I have a parting gift for you.

- You should not have done that. - I know, but I did it anyway.

- No, I mean it. Your favorite garment? - Yes, but I need it no more.

I will become a family man now, so I need no attention from the ladies anymore.

But it could be that it will bring you luck?

Perhaps there?

- I guess I should be careful with my hair. - Yes.

- But... thank you. - Ja...

Let's have a toast.

- Cheers to a new start! - Cheers to a new start!

And you're still the coolest immigrant I've ever met.

Come here.

Ok.

Natta, Thyme.

- Natta, dear. - Natta.

Excuse me! I only have a few pages left.

"Oh! Mot. Oh yes."

"Had they just had it."

"Then perhaps life been livable - after all."

Who knew well that there was something like as an international cookbook price?

But you, Joey, you got it.

- Cheers to you! - Thank you, Frankie.

Wait. How about a toast for the little brother min stays away from trouble the next 5 min?

- Oh, it set. - Yes. Let's try it.

- Let me drink to that. - I'm on it.

Let's drink to the real heroes.

Grandma Lento and Italian mothers and grandmothers who gave us beans -

- and tried to make us conformed. Where had we been without them? Cheers!