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I have faith in Norway .

I have always said that it is the best country in the world.

But the damned politicians have filed a refugee camp close to my house.

There are three months ago, and I have not slept since .

Here one afternoon I went over to them to tell them a thing or two .

I brought my dog ​​.

I was polite and stuff, but they refused to mute the music .

Hector ... Hector is sensitive . Yes.

He began to bark.

When fired one of them him.

Broke his jaw .

I told the police , but they do nothing .

Why did you go to the police? Why did not you come to me first?

I know that I ... But ... it was before.

Before what ? Before I realized what kind of man you are.

Bra.

One day and the day comes perhaps never will I ask you shovel snow .

Meanwhile You can look at this as a gift,

since my kids shall be baptized this weekend .

We will review your submission . Thank you .

Lunatic .

What is the mood , girls ? Yummy .

We are the splicing of christening gifts for Johnny . Do you get along with it, my brother ?

No. I knit gift himself , i .

What the fuck ? Is not it a bit feminine ? There are plenty of men who knit now.

Who? Have you ever heard of Arne & Carlos ?

You are cute as a knitter . Aunt Torgeir . Aunt Torgeir ?

" I think you're so cute. " Just kidding with you , you know.

Cheers! Cheers!

One of the Scandinavians told me something funny yesterday.

Why British Bro, chicks are all so damn ugly ?

Because the Vikings raped and kidnapped all the neat .

Lighten up , dammit . I have apologized .

Should we stop and take a fuck ? To cheer you up .

Damn right drive . It is not normal .

You approach now Lillehammer.

All set for tomorrow , godfather ? You bet on . And you know what?

We will sit in the front row , for I have bribed church boss .

Ringside ? Top !

And one more thing ... I made this.

What is this? " Assburn and Assberg " ?

There are the names of your children. Asbjørn and Asbjørg .

What ? Sigrid has not told the names ?

They should not be called " butt twins " . You should have overall up !

Eh ... I did not know it was like Godfather task to ..

I have to take this , boss. Yes, Torgeir .

" Assburn " ?

Damn tramp . No respect for anything!

And do not come back , you fucking bum !

Chief ? What are you doing with the priest ?

What I do with what? He is a priest !

Sorry , Your Excellency ! Thought you were a homeless guy who stole from God.

Will you go in and sit a bit , right?

Is it good ? It goes well.

He looked a little dizzy , does not it ? He's fine .

Åssen will be compared ... ? A little further to the left.

Yes, there. A little ... a little further down.

Check where ' a, Yvonne .

Is it you that day ? Duncan. We have talked on the phone .

Wow ! It is even cooler than the picture on the Internet.

Yes. Lovely , huh? Yes.

Now ?

I have a client who are looking for just like a car.

And as said, no paperwork. No paper work.

Customer the potential customer also prefer cash .

It's like music to my ears .

Hey there ! Do you in Norway so far?

Oh yes . As wonderful as my first chlamydia.

Is this the reception ? Fantastic location . Quiet and calm.

There's our man .

Oi ! Where do these refugees come from? Ibiza ?

Hey ! You have to turn down the music!

Randi ? Hi Jan! So cozy. It was a long time ago.

I'm so close sending a concern to the UDI .

Are you aware that one of your residents took on the neighbor's dog ?

No god so cruel .

Daddy 's home! Have you missed me ?

What is the problem ? Can not you hear me ?

Hey , hey , hey !

What the fuck ? !

Do as you are told by madman sticking a gun up in your face.

And I'll greet from Lillehammer dog association .

What has happened ? You had the the kept terminal desk throughout the county .

It has probably been a little tough for me , then. To cope with the transition to the private sector .

Now the pieces fall into place . Really?

African salad .

I actually had a summer job the UNHCR in 2002 in Somalia.

Not the first time I see a katplante .

I got a bunch of one Somali to cope with work pressures .

Can put it on the shelf tomorrow . This I must report to Immigration !

I can not let this lie , Randi . This I must report .

Do you remember that night in the material room?

After Desmond Tutu Conference . Do you remember?

Where have you been? The manager needed some professional input .

Where have they got all the gear from? It is donations , I think.

Thought these asylum stuff was idealism , but there are business opportunities here ?

Oh yes , yes , yes . There is plenty of money in the integration.

Take a look at it . See if we can get some action here .

Nay , look at you ! Look at these ones understand .

What is it? Baptism is canceled.

The priest has been known ... I think it was a concussion.

Ah ! Probably because you turned your head ... Skateboarding . It's dangerous .

It's so cold, I get the kids into the car. I will arrange another date .

Come on . Can you put her in? Yes.

Cheers.

You know what? This can be successfully in the accident.

Now we have the opportunity to settle in the ass name stuff.

Smart , boss. Yes. You know ...

Had lada up to the buffet today , but then the whole mess canceled. I'm absolutely starving .

Throw in a little more, ' a Like that . There are 45 kr.

And then I take a soda . There are 60

You forgot to ask if I should have to drink .

It's Statoil. No. It applies everywhere .

If you ask the customer about the drink , so becomes free. It just , girl.

Hello.

Oh, Bloody hell ! Damn bold .

Bold ? It's beyond fat. Have you bought it , right?

No, we just test it a bit. Considering buying . Get to see .

Put yourself . - Now we field , för fan!

Check the sound.

Do vibe deep into the asshole .

Do not do it because I have to refuel . There should be full when I returned.

And you will become tobarns mentor , 'a given . Yes, it's tremendous , it .

But it is ... There is one thing I wonder ...

Because Johnny belongs to another religion. He's like that " Catholicism " .

Æ ... What are Godparents task in terms of the foreskin ?

Do I keep the knife when they take that way circumcision on kukkhuet the kid , right?

Catholics do not do things like that. Are you sure?

Okay . Stop , stop, stop, stop ! What is it?

Where are we , boys ? Vingnes bridge .

Get phone. No! No!

We sit in a Ferrari on Vingnes bridge . Do not be a pussy now.

I'm in charge of Ferrari . Yes, yes .

Car enthusiasts worldwide !

We will now set speed record on Vingnes bridge in Lillehammer in Norway .

Stay clear, assholes !

I know it pulls the balls! It pulls some shit ! OMG ...

Movies you ? Yes , I movies . I know it!

Oh !

He's the car dealer . I have to take it, it's my phone .

Fuck ! Do not be so damn childish !

Yes! The first exercise we do today is inspired

of something I picked up when I worked as pearl divers at the Aeolian Islands.

We go two and two together . Sigrid , you may come to me ?

See here . Now go to the swimming man , and then you can be with my mom.

Do you work insanely much? No. Why?

You look almost too good to just giving birth to twins.

I've always just been very like that naturally slim.

Natural smashing , I think we are saying.

Should you talk to your husband? We're not together anymore .

How are my future Olympics swimmers ? Crushes the other kids?

There is no competition, so here. They do not get points.

Looks like " David Hasselhoff " trying to get laid .

Dropped by name to discuss the crisis. What? Name Crisis ?

You probably were not aware of it, but ...

In my language ass has an unfortunate connotation .

Concentrate a little more about baptism. All the group has a new date, except us .

Maybe the priest does not like us ? Cut out ... Everyone loves Johnny .

Do not worry about anything . Take advantage of the future gold medalists our

then we second round of the name game later.

Do you have a moment , padre ?

Guys, give me two minutes , I'll come back .

Good to see that you feel better . It goes well.

Hear there's been some problems find new baptismal date ?

Are you still sour due . what happened ? It's straight.

What is not straight, is the life you live in your club.

Now I'm not quite with . You have bad influence on the town.

The usher found one of your guests lie down the street here last weekend.

He lay naked and full with a alkoholdynka tampon in the anus .

I can assure you I had nothing to do with it .

Realize that you dislike me , but not particularly Christian to let it out on the kids .

I will baptize would book yours. On one condition :

That I can soak yourself in the process. What ?

I bow not the head of a god hanging with a cool hiphop hippie .

My god is a worthy Catholic god. He looks down on skateboards and gay hats.

Then you'll excuse me , for now I skate with Kids. Have a nice day !

This goes well. Have cobbling together worse things than this here .

I put in a new route and threw the new paint , so is it as good as new.

Is it wise to dure on like that on your own?

You'd rather call the insurance

and say that we " Draele " straight ahead cows while we took the " row" on Vingnes bridge ?

Just promise me that you fix ... fixes this.

This here arranges Uncle Roy .

Roy is not so fond of being disturbed the workshop, but he 's probably ready soon.

Goes great it here , right? There was no major damage ?

Oh no . No stress. There is just something ...

We just want things to be be perfect when we return of ...

Damn, that is. I forgot that the gas tank was in front .

How's it with insurance on it here , Dag ?

No, it ... It is not like blatant insurance case , this here .

No, it is not, but there is no need to be panic now.

Now we just report the car stolen,

and then remove and arrange like paper work with the customer and ...

For that you have decent cabbage on , right? Yep . Or ... I do not know about ...

Now we do that Torgeir says . Ok ? Yes.

Top ! This will work out .

Hello?

No! Cut it out ! Help!

Please, 'a you ! Let me go !

No, do not! I do not deserve that you do this to me !

Sorry all the drama , but we will not spoil the surprise .

Do you remember that little talk we had ? Yes.

Suddenly it hit me:

What if he's right in that I do not contributing something to the community ?

So ... I got this idea.

We have built a ramp for you and the kids .

E. .. Is everything here ...? A whole skate hall to me and the kids ?

Only a small contribution to the community. It's crazy , man !

Plywood everywhere, it's ... It here can not possibly be cheap?

Only the best for kids my priest.

Hey ! Yes, here it was great service. Must make something on such a day .

Oh no , but what do we have here ?

Hey , hey , hey ! Yes.

We will have baptisms.

What is the name like that , then? Asbjørn and Asbjørg .

Oh yes . Yes ... Yes , you say that, you ?

Is not it nice name, then? Ask my nephew . He called Asbjorn .

He went to Australia to study medicine .

Het never other than Asshole .

It got so bad that he had to go home after the first semester .

But now it's fine , you see . He drives snow plow instead.

You can take the name you like. It is not certain

that these two are going to study outside or go on Facebook , like the other kids .

As many of you know , I have Raila Download Opera roof in the rain. And it was raw.

But there is still nothing that can measure up to

the kick it is to want two small pric But the club for us who love Jesus.

God save their output and their input from now and forever .

I draw you with the holy cross .

And the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost , I baptize you Asbjørn ...

No, wait, wait . Just wait a bit.

We're sorry . So , I baptize you and Bjorn Bjorg .

Hey , hey .

Hiding you about me ? No.

I really hope that you have my Ferrari or a bunch of money here somewhere .

Please , sit .

I have some ... not so good news.

I accept "not good news " so I accept blow jobs : standing !

You see ... The car is stolen. Stolen ?

Yes, but all I need, is a signature on some papers ...

Paperwork is not my thing .

Just take me to the Lord who borrowed my car.

I think it 's time that he and I take a little chat .

Sorry, we have little difficulty with confidentiality here .

You know what I'm having ? No.

Dishonesty . I can not take it .

Let me tell a story from my time as a football supporter.

I was Millwall supporter. Heard about us ? Yes.

We had a reputation Us to be a little naughty .

Ever heard of anything like it ?

once found cops on some new rules

which made it practically impossible to bring weapons into battle.

Gledesdrepere . Then one of the guys a brilliant idea .

Excuse me.

We called the Millwall brick .

Now ?

Will you talk to me ? Or do you want to talk to the brick ?

Yes , hello . It's January

It's from me. It was ... nice , I think.

Yes. I made ​​it myself. I believe you.

It's not finished yet . That's how twisted and purl stitch that I have not finished .

Henning . Been so good to knit for babies , you ?

Sorry, but I have go to reception centers chick . Crisis .

Just go, you . Take care of business .

I am very proud to tell

the moose we serve here today , is shot by none other than himself godfather .

Let 's give him a round of applause .

- Salut ! Cheers!

Hope you get as much pleasure from eating it, as I had to kill it.

Bon appétit

The boy 's , what ? Yes.

Hello? Randi ?

Hey , hey , Randi ! Hey !

Wow, are you here ? Do not you remember that you called ?

You said it was a huge negro with a knife in his mouth outside your window.

God , so embarrassing. I 've probably called you in your sleep .

Was not some dream that, Randi . Kat psychosis.

You are chewed in you enough African salad to feed on an entire Somali football team.

It's complete chaos here , yes. You're not bodyktig , you .

Dear ... Take your Kaps .

Fool .

Dear Asbjorn and Asbjørg . Bjorn Bjorg .

Bjorn Bjorg , yes . It is an honor to stand here as a sponsor .

It's so common when keeping voice , start with a funny story.

So I thought I'd open with a comical misunderstanding.

Johnny is the Catholic, so I hearth me very to the circumcision for months.

Do I keep the cock to the kid while kapper'n ? I like neither Cock or blood .

But fortunately so could my knowledgeable friend ...

Okay .

But religion and politics does not belong in baptism ,

so I go right of the main characters , twins .

Dear Bjorn Bjorg . You are the ...

Dad, are you okay? No! What is it ...?

You bleed the ! Come on !

He is bleeding from the mouth . Is it good ?

What the hell ...?

Dad ... Stop it ? Off!

Try to keep it up like that ...

Are you all right , my old friend ? We must leave now ! I can not stop it!

I think you should ask your godfather about how he shot the moose !

We 'll probably get it stopped. You bleed the whole way. You must try Z. ..

Hell metal bits ! Tell me you do not serves veislakt of juvenile baptism party !

What ...? Shut up ! What kind of godfather are you?

I should have chosen a which is more responsible ! As Jan!

I ... I have not ... No. How could ...? I just ...

It is obvious that you need some help If you whip your receipt .

So I have a bit of a draft agreement how collaboration can take place.

I do not intend to sell the receipt , at least not for such a purchase .

Shall I tell Immigration that they have placed the fate to war victims in the hands of gastro-head along ?

You ... You can not do this against an old friend seminar .

Have you forgotten the evening Desmond Tutu at the conference ?

Do you know how many times I tried to call you later? You did not bother to respond .

I found myself in it . But it was the old January

The obedient little bitch that wags and prayer fallen god and hvermannsen to be liked .

" Get coffee, January " " Right up to the dossier , "

"while I go on romantic weekend with my lover . "

Do you know what happened to that bitch ?

The daua when I got fired in NAV ! What you see now is a fighting dog !

And it 's fucking not very tame ! Sign the contract !

New January scares me.

But he does a little wet in my panties too? Does not he?

Is the party over already? Yes.

It cut out when it started to emerge automotive food .

Maybe ... this helps ? What is it?

Randi was so gracious to invite us in. as co-owners . We are co-owners !

This looks like a bit of a bargain . It's worth ten times as much.

The manager at the reception was weak for some herbs you can not buy in the vegetable counter.

It created a good climate negotiations .

You learn quickly. I have a good teacher , that's all .

Come here .

There are private party here tonight . Will deliver flowers. Forget me not .

You went down like a sack of shit !

What 's wrong with him now? It is the knitting .

Good evening , seljævler !

Some of this damned dritthølet have borrowed my beautiful yellow Ferrari !

I would like to have it again ! Please.

Fucking cunt !

Come on , fucking gay !

Vikings ? I wonder round them!

Is it you who is the hero ?

Nice and easy . Like that , yes .

Shh .

Right.

Bang !

I've never shot a gun before . Does it work ?

Daevas !

Hey , hey , hey ! What is going on here ?

Are you the one who owns this place ? Yes, it's my club.

And you demolish it. Do I ? Oh yes .

It seems that one of your customers have misplaced my car.

Listen, my friend ... Let's have a drink and calm .

You are not my friend, I do not drink , and I have not taken it easy since 1991.

Where's the damn car?

Wish I could help you find it,

so I could drive it up in the fucking pale fat ass !

I want to propose a toast

for one less American .

What the hell was that? Long story .

I have time.

OMG ...

All right , boys ...

I could have spent days trying to explain to you how big is this blunder .

But I think it is best that you get started with this.

Excuse me.

We proceed as follows:

Get the car up to Faberg bridge, and take the ugly brother of Wayne Rooney .

Make it look like traction problems. Traction Problems?

I said : "Questions ? " Not exactly .

So shut up! Do you understand this?

Whoever has roots , take primary responsibility for cleanup.

And with those words of wisdom , I say goodbye.

So this is where you hide ?

What is it? So you are his eyes ?

Yes , I saw his eyes . so you his gun ? You did what you had to.

Yes. I rotate it always . I can not say me disagree with that.

But ... to take on that crazy fucker with knitting needles ... It takes balls.

Yes. I am a surrehue .

Come on. Pull yourself together , godfather .

Am I still the godfather ? Yes , you saved us yesterday .

But what about Jan? Is not he a more responsible type?

Jan is good for business , but he 's no tough guy .

Okay . So I'm still hanging godfather . I promise to never mess it up again.

Now we do not promise too much.

Let 's take one day at a time. Yes.

I'm still godfather .

Danny ? It 's me. Rosemary . I'm in a hurry, so just listen to me .

Me and your brother has quarreled again, but this is different.

We were to meet at the hotel yesterday , but he did not come. I think it has happened to him .

You must come ! I'm broke and alone in the hell Lillehammer

Ok , Rosie . I should just quit some stuff here, so I will .