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- Jesus. Hell of a battle you fought here, soldier.

Hell of a battle you fought here, soldier. You should be proud of yourself.

Here, soldier. You should be proud of yourself. Let me ask you a question.

You should be proud of yourself. Let me ask you a question. I mean, while you're down there,

let me ask you a question. I mean, while you're down there, and I've got your full and

i mean, while you're down there, and I've got your full and undivided attention.

And I've got your full and undivided attention.

Undivided attention. Why'd you come to this island on

Why'd you come to this island on this mission?

Why'd you come to this island on this mission? You thought it was a noble thing

this mission? You thought it was a noble thing to do?

You thought it was a noble thing to do? Extend a humanitarian effort...

To do? Extend a humanitarian effort... Hand of peace to these people?

Extend a humanitarian effort... Hand of peace to these people?

Hand of peace to these people? Shit, boy, these women are

Shit, boy, these women are savages.

Shit, boy, these women are savages. You can't civilize a savage.

Savages. You can't civilize a savage. Savage ain't never gonna be

you can't civilize a savage. Savage ain't never gonna be nothing but a savage.

Savage ain't never gonna be nothing but a savage. Now me?

Nothing but a savage. Now me? I came here for the women.

Now me? I came here for the women. That's right. You heard me.

I came here for the women. That's right. You heard me. You probably watched from afar

that's right. You heard me. You probably watched from afar while i had my way with that

you probably watched from afar while i had my way with that young lady over there.

While i had my way with that young lady over there.

Young lady over there. You probably thought she wasn't

You probably thought she wasn't too keen on my, uh, charms.

You probably thought she wasn't too keen on my, uh, charms. Therein lies the problem.

Too keen on my, uh, charms. Therein lies the problem. You see, I'm a God here.

Therein lies the problem. You see, I'm a God here. In this jungle, i am a God, and

you see, I'm a God here. In this jungle, i am a God, and i will take and do as i please.

In this jungle, i am a God, and i will take and do as i please. Anyone who stands in my way?

I will take and do as i please. Anyone who stands in my way? Well, they just become a victim

anyone who stands in my way? Well, they just become a victim of a tragedy...

Well, they just become a victim of a tragedy... Which brings us to this current

of a tragedy... Which brings us to this current situation.

Which brings us to this current situation. It's a shame, though.

Situation. It's a shame, though. I would have loved another go at

it's a shame, though. I would have loved another go at her.

I would have loved another go at her.

Her. She's the holy mother.

She's the holy mother. She's the one they all worship.

She's the holy mother. She's the one they all worship. She didn't last five minutes

she's the one they all worship. She didn't last five minutes with me.

She didn't last five minutes with me. They just don't make them like

with me. They just don't make them like they used to.

They just don't make them like they used to. It's okay, though.

They used to. It's okay, though. She and her baby will be with

it's okay, though. She and her baby will be with the lord soon.

She and her baby will be with the lord soon. Oh, yeah.

The lord soon. Oh, yeah. I wish my boy Liam could see me

oh, yeah. I wish my boy Liam could see me right now.

I wish my boy Liam could see me right now. He'd be so proud.

Right now. He'd be so proud.

He'd be so proud. Now, there's a handful.

Now, there's a handful. That little sumbitch?

Now, there's a handful. That little sumbitch? He's gonna grow up to be just

that little sumbitch? He's gonna grow up to be just like his daddy.

He's gonna grow up to be just like his daddy. Join asguard.

Like his daddy. Join asguard. Be a man someday.

Join asguard. Be a man someday. Of course, he's got some pretty

be a man someday. Of course, he's got some pretty big britches to fill...

Of course, he's got some pretty big britches to fill... So to speak.

Big britches to fill... So to speak.

So to speak. That boy has got a bright future

That boy has got a bright future ahead of him.

That boy has got a bright future ahead of him. Hmm.

Ahead of him. Hmm. You, on the other hand...

- Let me guess. You're here to ask how I'm doing?

You're here to ask how I'm doing? - I'd ask.

Doing? - I'd ask. - But you already know the

- I'd ask. - But you already know the answer to that question.

- But you already know the answer to that question. - Yeah, i do.

Answer to that question. - Yeah, i do. Liam and his boys -- they heard

- yeah, i do. Liam and his boys -- they heard you were back in town.

Liam and his boys -- they heard you were back in town. You need to watch your back.

You were back in town. You need to watch your back. - I could seriously care less

you need to watch your back. - I could seriously care less about Liam and his boys.

- I could seriously care less about Liam and his boys. - I'm sorry about your father.

About Liam and his boys. - I'm sorry about your father. - I could care less about him,

- I'm sorry about your father. - I could care less about him, too.

- I could care less about him, too. - Your father loved you with

too. - Your father loved you with all of his heart.

- Your father loved you with all of his heart. Never forget that.

All of his heart. Never forget that. - He left me, just like he left

never forget that. - He left me, just like he left my mother, just like he left you

- he left me, just like he left my mother, just like he left you and the others.

My mother, just like he left you and the others.

And the others. Yeah, i know about that.

Yeah, i know about that. I may not know much, but it's

yeah, i know about that. I may not know much, but it's enough to know what kind of man

i may not know much, but it's enough to know what kind of man he really was.

Enough to know what kind of man he really was. - You got it wrong, inara.

He really was. - You got it wrong, inara. I know it doesn't seem like it

- you got it wrong, inara. I know it doesn't seem like it now, but in time it'll get

i know it doesn't seem like it now, but in time it'll get better.

Now, but in time it'll get better.

Before he died, your father asked me to look after you, to help you.

Asked me to look after you, to help you. - To help me?

Help you. - To help me? Is that what you're going to do?

- To help me? Is that what you're going to do? You're going to help me?

Is that what you're going to do? You're going to help me? - I'll tell you the same thing

you're going to help me? - I'll tell you the same thing i told your father the day he

- I'll tell you the same thing i told your father the day he died.

I told your father the day he died. I'll try.

- Died. - I'll try.

I've been making noise, hoping it will find a way to take me to the places

- what? Do you think 'cause your daddy's dead, this is over?

Do you think 'cause your daddy's dead, this is over? It's not over!

Dead, this is over? It's not over! My father's dead, and he's not

it's not over! My father's dead, and he's not coming back.

My father's dead, and he's not coming back. And your piece-of-shit father?

Coming back. And your piece-of-shit father? Yeah, he's responsible for it.

And your piece-of-shit father? Yeah, he's responsible for it. And since he's not here to pay,

yeah, he's responsible for it. And since he's not here to pay, i guess that leaves you, doesn't

and since he's not here to pay, i guess that leaves you, doesn't it?

- I guess that leaves you, doesn't it? - - So, why don't

- it? - - So, why don't you fuck yourself?

- So, why don't you fuck yourself?

- You fuck yourself? - - What the fuck is this bitch

- What the fuck is this bitch talking about?

- What the fuck is this bitch talking about? - Pick her up.

Oh, God! Let's go, guys.

Oh, God! - Let's go, guys. - It ain't over. It ain't over.

- Let's go, guys. - It ain't over. It ain't over. Pick her up again.

And if i see your face around here again... I'm gonna do to you what i

here again... I'm gonna do to you what i should have done a long time

I'm gonna do to you what i should have done a long time ago.

Should have done a long time ago. - You're just a bunch of

ago. - You're just a bunch of fucking pansies with daddy

- you're just a bunch of fucking pansies with daddy issues.

Fucking pansies with daddy issues. - What?

Oh.

- Oh. - Look at this.

Look at this. She's tough!

Look at this. She's tough! Tough now.

- Yeah, motherfucker!

Not... So... Tough...

So... Tough... Are you?!

Tough... Are you?!

Right, motherfucker! What?! - That's enough!

You three! Get your shit together and get back to base.

Get your shit together and get back to base. Now!

- It's a good thing you showed up. Your boys are getting soft.

Up. Your boys are getting soft. - Soft?

Your boys are getting soft. - Soft? Is this it for you?

- Soft? Is this it for you? - Yeah.

Is this it for you? - Yeah. You know, i think it is.

- Yeah. You know, i think it is. It's not so bad, is it?

You know, i think it is. It's not so bad, is it? Maybe I'll just live the whole

it's not so bad, is it? Maybe I'll just live the whole cliché life.

Maybe I'll just live the whole cliché life. Daddy didn't love me, and I'll

cliché life. Daddy didn't love me, and I'll just drink myself silly every

daddy didn't love me, and I'll just drink myself silly every night, wondering why i can't get

just drink myself silly every night, wondering why i can't get someone to explain to me why i

night, wondering why i can't get someone to explain to me why i have to --

someone to explain to me why i have to -- - instead of hanging out at

have to -- - instead of hanging out at local bars and beating up on

- instead of hanging out at local bars and beating up on guys that don't stand a chance,

local bars and beating up on guys that don't stand a chance, why don't you try putting some

guys that don't stand a chance, why don't you try putting some of that talent to some good use?

Why don't you try putting some of that talent to some good use? - Talent?

Of that talent to some good use? - Talent? Oh, is that what we're calling

- talent? Oh, is that what we're calling it now, talent?

Oh, is that what we're calling it now, talent? - Asguard's got a job lined up.

It now, talent? - Asguard's got a job lined up. It's a good one.

- Asguard's got a job lined up. It's a good one. It's the follow-up on some

it's a good one. It's the follow-up on some failed mission from years ago.

It's the follow-up on some failed mission from years ago. You're familiar with asguard,

failed mission from years ago. You're familiar with asguard, right?

You're familiar with asguard, right? - Yeah, I'm familiar.

Right? - Yeah, I'm familiar. - So, you know what I'm asking.

- Yeah, I'm familiar. - So, you know what I'm asking. - I understand what you're

- so, you know what I'm asking. - I understand what you're asking.

- I understand what you're asking. What i don't understand is why

asking. What i don't understand is why you're offering me a job with a

what i don't understand is why you're offering me a job with a team that hated my father's

you're offering me a job with a team that hated my father's guts.

Team that hated my father's guts. That i don't understand.

Guts. That i don't understand. - The briefing's tomorrow at

that i don't understand. - The briefing's tomorrow at 1800 sharp...If you're

- the briefing's tomorrow at 1800 sharp...If you're interested.

1800 sharp...If you're interested. Be there with your gear packed

interested. Be there with your gear packed and ready to ship out.

I don't care what you got to do. You just get that bird on the tarmac at 1700.

You just get that bird on the tarmac at 1700. You understand?

Tarmac at 1700. You understand? No, 1700 sharp.

You understand? No, 1700 sharp. You tell Liam and his boys to

no, 1700 sharp. You tell Liam and his boys to get their crap together and be

you tell Liam and his boys to get their crap together and be ready.

Get their crap together and be ready. Understood?

Damn.

- Well, if it isn't my favorite good pal, Marcus Fletcher. How are things in the real

good pal, Marcus Fletcher. How are things in the real world?

How are things in the real world? - Better than you, seeing that

world? - Better than you, seeing that you're dead.

- Better than you, seeing that you're dead.

You're dead.

That could be.

That could be. That could be.

That could be. That could be. But if I'm dead, how is it that

that could be. But if I'm dead, how is it that you're seeing me?

But if I'm dead, how is it that you're seeing me? Maybe you're losing touch with

you're seeing me? Maybe you're losing touch with reality, boy scout.

Maybe you're losing touch with reality, boy scout. Oh!

Reality, boy scout. Oh! How do you like the beard?

Oh! How do you like the beard?

How do you like the beard? One of the good things about

One of the good things about being where i am?

One of the good things about being where i am? I don't have to follow asguard

being where i am? I don't have to follow asguard appearance protocol anymore.

I don't have to follow asguard appearance protocol anymore. - Not like you ever did.

Appearance protocol anymore. - Not like you ever did. - Oh, fair enough, fair enough.

- Not like you ever did. - Oh, fair enough, fair enough. Speaking of asguard, i

- oh, fair enough, fair enough. Speaking of asguard, i understand that you are sending

speaking of asguard, i understand that you are sending my boy over to warrior island.

Understand that you are sending my boy over to warrior island. Mmm.

My boy over to warrior island. Mmm. All those...

Mmm. All those... Leather-clad fillies roaming

all those... Leather-clad fillies roaming free.

Leather-clad fillies roaming free.

Free. That's the best decision you've

That's the best decision you've ever made.

That's the best decision you've ever made. I mean, Fletcher, if you want

ever made. I mean, Fletcher, if you want those resources, my boy is just

i mean, Fletcher, if you want those resources, my boy is just the stud to get the job done.

Those resources, my boy is just the stud to get the job done. Just don't make the same mistake

the stud to get the job done. Just don't make the same mistake as last time.

Just don't make the same mistake as last time. - What mistake was that?

As last time. - What mistake was that? - Trying to bring humanity to

- what mistake was that? - Trying to bring humanity to the inhumane.

- Trying to bring humanity to the inhumane. Fletcher, everyone will wind up

the inhumane. Fletcher, everyone will wind up dead if you go back in there

Fletcher, everyone will wind up dead if you go back in there with the same bleeding-heart

dead if you go back in there with the same bleeding-heart bullshit, like you did last

with the same bleeding-heart bullshit, like you did last time.

Bullshit, like you did last time. Let's face it.

Time. Let's face it. You lost your greatest asset in

let's face it. You lost your greatest asset in the field.

You lost your greatest asset in the field. - Williams?

The field. - Williams? - Wi--

- Williams? - Wi--

- Wi-- Williams?!

Williams?! Hell, no, boy! Me!

Williams?! Hell, no, boy! Me! It's okay.

Hell, no, boy! Me! It's okay. I don't hold grudges.

It's okay. I don't hold grudges. I forgive you.

I don't hold grudges. I forgive you. - Thanks.

I forgive you. - Thanks. - That's what friends are for.

- Thanks. - That's what friends are for. And speaking as a friend, i

- that's what friends are for. And speaking as a friend, i cannot believe you're gonna send

and speaking as a friend, i cannot believe you're gonna send in that crazy crimson-haired

cannot believe you're gonna send in that crazy crimson-haired c--

in that crazy crimson-haired c-- - watch your mouth.

C-- - watch your mouth. - Culex.

- Watch your mouth. - Culex. "Culex" was the word i was

- culex. "Culex" was the word i was gonna use.

"Culex" was the word i was gonna use. And you should be ashamed of

gonna use. And you should be ashamed of yourself for thinking that a

and you should be ashamed of yourself for thinking that a gentleman of my stature would

yourself for thinking that a gentleman of my stature would use such language.

Gentleman of my stature would use such language. Mnh-mnh-mnh.

Use such language. Mnh-mnh-mnh. Do you even know what a culex

mnh-mnh-mnh. Do you even know what a culex is, Fletcher?

Do you even know what a culex is, Fletcher? Oh, I'm sorry.

Is, Fletcher? Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. You're the kind of desk-job

i forgot. You're the kind of desk-job soldier.

You're the kind of desk-job soldier. Get to stay dry and cool.

Soldier. Get to stay dry and cool. You never crawl through the mud

get to stay dry and cool. You never crawl through the mud and muck, like the rest of us.

You never crawl through the mud and muck, like the rest of us. Ha.

And muck, like the rest of us. Ha. It's a genus of the mosquito.

Ha. It's a genus of the mosquito. They're known for being parallel

it's a genus of the mosquito. They're known for being parallel to the resting surface.

They're known for being parallel to the resting surface. I mean, you never know they're

to the resting surface. I mean, you never know they're there.

I mean, you never know they're there. They just sit right beside you

there. They just sit right beside you and bleed you dry.

They just sit right beside you and bleed you dry. Hmm.

And bleed you dry. Hmm. Now, if that mosquito gets out

hmm. Now, if that mosquito gets out of sorts over there on

now, if that mosquito gets out of sorts over there on estrogen island, well, my boy's

of sorts over there on estrogen island, well, my boy's just gonna have to do his

estrogen island, well, my boy's just gonna have to do his rightful duty as an asguard

just gonna have to do his rightful duty as an asguard soldier and SWAT her like the

rightful duty as an asguard soldier and SWAT her like the bug she is.

Soldier and SWAT her like the bug she is. Of course, being from my loins,

bug she is. Of course, being from my loins, I'm sure he's gonna enjoy

of course, being from my loins, I'm sure he's gonna enjoy himself while he does the job.

I'm sure he's gonna enjoy himself while he does the job.

Himself while he does the job. Oh, i got to tell you -- i got

Oh, i got to tell you -- i got to tell you, though.

Oh, i got to tell you -- i got to tell you, though. Come here.

To tell you, though. Come here. That boy?

Come here. That boy? He's got a screw loose.

That boy? He's got a screw loose. I mean, that sumbitch?

He's got a screw loose. I mean, that sumbitch? He's batshit crazy.

I mean, that sumbitch? He's batshit crazy. Yeah, seriously.

He's batshit crazy. Yeah, seriously. He's...He's off.

Yeah, seriously. He's...He's off. It must come from his mama's

he's...He's off. It must come from his mama's side.

It must come from his mama's side.

Side. So, what I'm saying is, i don't

So, what I'm saying is, i don't know whether he'll enjoy himself

so, what I'm saying is, i don't know whether he'll enjoy himself before the job or after the job.

Know whether he'll enjoy himself before the job or after the job. You know what I'm saying?

Before the job or after the job. You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? But, i mean, hey, a job is a job

But, i mean, hey, a job is a job is a job.

But, i mean, hey, a job is a job is a job. Am i right?

Is a job. Am i right? Ha!

- Am i right? - Ha!

- Ha! - This was a lot of fun!

This was a lot of fun! It was good catching up with

this was a lot of fun! It was good catching up with you, Fletcher.

It was good catching up with you, Fletcher. Good chat.

You, Fletcher. Good chat. Oh, but, uh...

Good chat. Oh, but, uh... You know that part i was saying

oh, but, uh... You know that part i was saying about forgiveness?

You know that part i was saying about forgiveness? - Yeah.

About forgiveness? - Yeah. - I lied.

- Yeah. - I lied. Tell Williams hello for me.

Oh, shit!

Shit!

- Inara! Hey, girl!

- Inara! Hey, girl! - Well, look at you.

Hey, girl! - Well, look at you. You've grown so much.

- Well, look at you. You've grown so much. Do you remember me?

You've grown so much. Do you remember me? - Well, of course she does,

do you remember me? - Well, of course she does, silly.

- Well, of course she does, silly. Baby, this is aunt inara.

Silly. Baby, this is aunt inara. You don't remember her?

Baby, this is aunt inara. You don't remember her? Oh.

You don't remember her? Oh. Well, uh, it looks like you guys

oh. Well, uh, it looks like you guys have some reacquainting to do.

Well, uh, it looks like you guys have some reacquainting to do. Why don't you come inside and

have some reacquainting to do. Why don't you come inside and get situated?

- Wow. You have a beautiful house. - Yeah, Jim's moving up in the

you have a beautiful house. - Yeah, Jim's moving up in the world.

- Yeah, Jim's moving up in the world. We don't get to see him as much,

world. We don't get to see him as much, but it's what he's always

we don't get to see him as much, but it's what he's always wanted.

- Are you happy? - Very. - Well, then, I'm happy for

- very. - Well, then, I'm happy for you.

- Well, then, I'm happy for you. - Are you happy?

You. - Are you happy?

- Are you happy? It's complicated.

It's complicated. It's always complicated with

it's complicated. - It's always complicated with you, isn't it?

- It's always complicated with you, isn't it? It's just about time to eat.

You, isn't it? It's just about time to eat. Let's get a hot meal in you.

It's just about time to eat. Let's get a hot meal in you. Then, you can take a load off.

Let's get a hot meal in you. Then, you can take a load off. You look like you could use some

then, you can take a load off. You look like you could use some relax time.

You look like you could use some relax time. - Yeah.

Relax time. - Yeah. - Nah!

- Yeah. - Nah!

- Nah! - Finish your pizza, Dakota.

- Finish your pizza, Dakota. That's good.

- 'Cause I'm really hungry. I don't like pizza. - You don't like pizza?

I don't like pizza. - You don't like pizza? - I do.

- You don't like pizza? - I do. - Oh. Okay.

- I do. - Oh. Okay. - Who doesn't like pizza?

- Oh. Okay. - Who doesn't like pizza? - Mmm. I know.

- Who doesn't like pizza? - Mmm. I know. - I said i do.

- Mmm. I know. - I said i do. - I know.

- I said i do. - I know. You want another slice?

- I know. You want another slice? - Yes, definitely.

You want another slice? - Yes, definitely. - How you doing over there,

- yes, definitely. - How you doing over there, Dakota?

- How you doing over there, Dakota? - Good.

Dakota? - Good. I want four pieces.

- Good. I want four pieces. - Four pieces?

I want four pieces. - Four pieces? - Mm-hmm.

- Four pieces? - Mm-hmm. - That's a lot of pizza.

- Mm-hmm. - That's a lot of pizza. - You can have it if you finish

- that's a lot of pizza. - You can have it if you finish that one.

- You can have it if you finish that one. - What?

That one. - What? - After you finish that one,

- what? - After you finish that one, you can probably have another

- after you finish that one, you can probably have another piece.

Go ahead. Take a load off. This feels so good.

This feels so good. Uh...Sorry for ruining your bed.

This feels so good. Uh...Sorry for ruining your bed. - Oh, no worries, love.

Uh...Sorry for ruining your bed. - Oh, no worries, love. It's not my bed.

- Oh, no worries, love. It's not my bed. It's Jim's sister's bed, and she

it's not my bed. It's Jim's sister's bed, and she totally deserves it.

It's Jim's sister's bed, and she totally deserves it. She's only staying with us until

totally deserves it. She's only staying with us until she can get back on her feet.

She's only staying with us until she can get back on her feet. But hey, it could be worse.

She can get back on her feet. But hey, it could be worse. You could be rolling in an

but hey, it could be worse. You could be rolling in an alleyway, fighting a bunch of

you could be rolling in an alleyway, fighting a bunch of goons and then lay in a clean

alleyway, fighting a bunch of goons and then lay in a clean bed without taking a shower all

goons and then lay in a clean bed without taking a shower all night.

Bed without taking a shower all night. - You smell funny.

Night. - You smell funny.

You smell funny.

Well, word gets around that

Well, word gets around that fast, huh?

Well, word gets around that fast, huh? - It sure does.

Fast, huh? - It sure does. - Liam and the rest of his

- it sure does. - Liam and the rest of his girl scouts deserved every bit

- Liam and the rest of his girl scouts deserved every bit of it.

Girl scouts deserved every bit of it. - Geez, why don't the two of

of it. - Geez, why don't the two of you get married already?

- Geez, why don't the two of you get married already? You fight more than my parents

you get married already? You fight more than my parents do.

You fight more than my parents do. - They started it, and i

do. - They started it, and i finished it.

- They started it, and i finished it.

Finished it. Inara, when do you leave?

Inara, when do you leave? Today.

Inara, when do you leave? - Today. I start packing now, but i leave

- today. I start packing now, but i leave tonight.

I start packing now, but i leave tonight. - Asguard?

Tonight. - Asguard? As in the asguard, the one that

- asguard? As in the asguard, the one that destroyed your dad's life

as in the asguard, the one that destroyed your dad's life asguard?

Destroyed your dad's life asguard? Why in the hell would you sign

asguard? Why in the hell would you sign up with those douchebags?

Why in the hell would you sign up with those douchebags? - Mercenaries?

Up with those douchebags? - Mercenaries? - Yeah, yeah, tomato,

- mercenaries? - Yeah, yeah, tomato, to-mah-to.

- Yeah, yeah, tomato, to-mah-to. On a scale of "walk in the park"

to-mah-to. On a scale of "walk in the park" or "total cluster," where

on a scale of "walk in the park" or "total cluster," where exactly does this decision fall?

Or "total cluster," where exactly does this decision fall? - I need to know what happened

exactly does this decision fall? - I need to know what happened to my father.

- I need to know what happened to my father. And the only way that I'm gonna

to my father. And the only way that I'm gonna do that is within asguard.

And the only way that I'm gonna do that is within asguard. Not sure what's gonna happen,

do that is within asguard. Not sure what's gonna happen, but i go up with Liam and the

not sure what's gonna happen, but i go up with Liam and the rest of his crew tonight.

But i go up with Liam and the rest of his crew tonight. - Total cluster, then.

Rest of his crew tonight. - Total cluster, then. - Yeah, total cluster.

- Total cluster, then. - Yeah, total cluster. - Inara, you're my best friend.

- Yeah, total cluster. - Inara, you're my best friend. Kick ass, take names, and get

- inara, you're my best friend. Kick ass, take names, and get back here as fast as you can.

Kick ass, take names, and get back here as fast as you can. - Roger that.

- As you were, gentlemen. Our drop point is 20 Miles southeast of our destination.

Our drop point is 20 Miles southeast of our destination. I hope you packed light.

Southeast of our destination. I hope you packed light. And you had better be prepared

i hope you packed light. And you had better be prepared for a confrontation.

And you had better be prepared for a confrontation. This mission isn't going to be

for a confrontation. This mission isn't going to be a --

this mission isn't going to be a -- I'm glad you could roll out of

a -- I'm glad you could roll out of bed and make an appearance,

I'm glad you could roll out of bed and make an appearance, inara.

Bed and make an appearance, inara. This mission is not gonna be a

inara. This mission is not gonna be a cakewalk, gentlemen.

This mission is not gonna be a cakewalk, gentlemen. Your objective is to land, set

cakewalk, gentlemen. Your objective is to land, set up base camp, and provide intel

your objective is to land, set up base camp, and provide intel and backup for asguard.

Up base camp, and provide intel and backup for asguard. When you give the word,

and backup for asguard. When you give the word, asguard's gonna come in

when you give the word, asguard's gonna come in 150 strong to secure and take

asguard's gonna come in 150 strong to secure and take out anything and everything off

150 strong to secure and take out anything and everything off that rock that walks.

Out anything and everything off that rock that walks. What's so important?

That rock that walks. What's so important? Two word -- natural resources,

what's so important? Two word -- natural resources, oil and precious metals.

Two word -- natural resources, oil and precious metals. This rock holds the largest

oil and precious metals. This rock holds the largest reserve of natural resources

this rock holds the largest reserve of natural resources that we have ever seen in this

reserve of natural resources that we have ever seen in this region.

That we have ever seen in this region. And the people with the know-how

region. And the people with the know-how want at it.

And the people with the know-how want at it. There's an electromagnetic field

want at it. There's an electromagnetic field surrounding this island that

there's an electromagnetic field surrounding this island that affects any and all of our

surrounding this island that affects any and all of our electronic equipment.

Affects any and all of our electronic equipment. What's causing it?

Electronic equipment. What's causing it? We don't know.

What's causing it? We don't know. But you've all been selected

we don't know. But you've all been selected because you excel in

but you've all been selected because you excel in hand-to-hand combat.

Because you excel in hand-to-hand combat. Gentlemen, we're coming in

hand-to-hand combat. Gentlemen, we're coming in bare knuckles and cold steel.

Gentlemen, we're coming in bare knuckles and cold steel. You've all been issued the

bare knuckles and cold steel. You've all been issued the standard military bowie knife.

You've all been issued the standard military bowie knife. If you run into any hostiles on

standard military bowie knife. If you run into any hostiles on the island...

If you run into any hostiles on the island... You know what to do.

The island... You know what to do. C-17s are equipped with a signal

you know what to do. C-17s are equipped with a signal blocker, which will prevent any

c-17s are equipped with a signal blocker, which will prevent any damage.

Blocker, which will prevent any damage. But once you touch down, you're

damage. But once you touch down, you're to rely on hand-to-hand combat

but once you touch down, you're to rely on hand-to-hand combat and small weapons.

To rely on hand-to-hand combat and small weapons. Attention!

And small weapons. Attention! As you know, we take jobs as

attention! As you know, we take jobs as they come.

As you know, we take jobs as they come. We're what the private citizens

they come. We're what the private citizens refer to as "mercenaries."

We're what the private citizens refer to as "mercenaries." We have been hired by a private

refer to as "mercenaries." We have been hired by a private entity to help clear out this

we have been hired by a private entity to help clear out this rock.

Entity to help clear out this rock. No questions asked.

Rock. No questions asked. If anyone is not 100% sure of

no questions asked. If anyone is not 100% sure of this mission, now is your time

if anyone is not 100% sure of this mission, now is your time to speak up.

This mission, now is your time to speak up. Outstanding, gentlemen.

To speak up. Outstanding, gentlemen. Your mission objectives have

outstanding, gentlemen. Your mission objectives have been delivered.

Your mission objectives have been delivered. You roll out 5 minutes ago.

Been delivered. You roll out 5 minutes ago. Sound good?

You roll out 5 minutes ago. Sound good? - All: Sir! Yes, sir!

Sound good? - All: Sir! Yes, sir! - Dismissed!

- All: Sir! Yes, sir! - Dismissed!

I'm not feeling good. I told you, man.

I'm not feeling good. - I told you, man. Don't fill up.

- I told you, man. Don't fill up. Did you listen?

Don't fill up. Did you listen? No-o-o.

Did you listen? No-o-o. - Guys, shut the fuck up

no-o-o. - Guys, shut the fuck up already.

- Guys, shut the fuck up already. Can't you see we got a lady

already. Can't you see we got a lady present?

Can't you see we got a lady present? How you feeling today?

Present? How you feeling today? You feeling go-o-od?

How you feeling today? You feeling go-o-od? - Oh, yeah.

You feeling go-o-od? - Oh, yeah. I'm feeling great!

- Oh, yeah. I'm feeling great! How about you?

- Dispatch 5830. Dispatch... Rescue, return to central.

Dispatch... Rescue, return to central. Analyzing now.

Rescue, return to central. Analyzing now. Dispatch 5830.

Analyzing now. Dispatch 5830. Dispatch...

Dispatch 5830. Dispatch... Rescue, return to central.

Dispatch...Back at scene.

Dispatch...Back at scene.

She's not an enemy. Release her at once! She does not belong here!

Release her at once! She does not belong here! You will cause her no more

she does not belong here! You will cause her no more harm.

You will cause her no more harm. You will cause her no more harm.

Harm. You will cause her no more harm. Do you understand?

You little midget! Hello.

Hey, you! That's not fair!

You're hard to catch up with. Shh! You should be ashamed --

shh! You should be ashamed -- shh!

You should be ashamed -- shh! Why, you don't --

shh! Why, you don't -- shh!

Why, you don't -- shh!

Shh! You're not allowed to talk in

You're not allowed to talk in here.

You're not allowed to talk in here. This is a holy place.

Here. This is a holy place. Holy place?

This is a holy place. Holy place? Yes.

Holy place? Yes. Our holy mother is here, here,

yes. Our holy mother is here, here, and all around us.

Our holy mother is here, here, and all around us. My name is tinou.

And all around us. My name is tinou. One day I'll be the strongest of

my name is tinou. One day I'll be the strongest of all Amazons.

One day I'll be the strongest of all Amazons. What's your name?

All Amazons. What's your name? My name is inara.

What's your name? My name is inara. It's nice to meet you, tinou.

My name is inara. It's nice to meet you, tinou. Holy mother is mother to all

it's nice to meet you, tinou. Holy mother is mother to all Amazons.

Holy mother is mother to all Amazons. She protects us and keeps us

Amazons. She protects us and keeps us safe.

She protects us and keeps us safe. Keeps you safe? From what?

- Safe. - Keeps you safe? From what?

Okay. It's like that, huh? All right! Get ready to bring the rain,

all right! Get ready to bring the rain, baby.

Tinou has been sent home. You are strong, but you lack focus.

You don't know anything about me. That is where you're wrong.

Me. That is where you're wrong. I know that there is great anger

that is where you're wrong. I know that there is great anger inside of you.

I know that there is great anger inside of you. I also know that you lay awake

inside of you. I also know that you lay awake at night, wondering if tomorrow

i also know that you lay awake at night, wondering if tomorrow will bring you the answers that

at night, wondering if tomorrow will bring you the answers that you seek.

Will bring you the answers that you seek. This is a very special place.

You seek. This is a very special place. It is the final resting place of

this is a very special place. It is the final resting place of our holy mother.

It is the final resting place of our holy mother. Her loss was a great emotional

our holy mother. Her loss was a great emotional tragedy to us.

Her loss was a great emotional tragedy to us. But, in time, the pain served a

tragedy to us. But, in time, the pain served a purpose.

But, in time, the pain served a purpose. We grew stronger from it --

purpose. We grew stronger from it -- strong enough to unite our

we grew stronger from it -- strong enough to unite our people and bring peace to our

strong enough to unite our people and bring peace to our land.

People and bring peace to our land. Her presence is felt always,

land. Her presence is felt always, even after death.

Her presence is felt always, even after death. What does it have to do with

even after death. What does it have to do with me?

What does it have to do with me? Life isn't about courage and

me? Life isn't about courage and faith.

Life isn't about courage and faith. Life is cruel and unforgiving.

Faith. Life is cruel and unforgiving. And it never stops...

Life is cruel and unforgiving. And it never stops... Not until you die.

And it never stops... Not until you die. There's something i need to tell

not until you die. There's something i need to tell you.

There's something i need to tell you. I know why you're here,

you. I know why you're here, inara.

I know why you're here, inara. Then, you know many soldiers

inara. Then, you know many soldiers will come.

They are already here.

There's much prayer to be done.

There is an intruder amongst you...

...an intruder who has come to take you away from the life of peace that you have all come

to take you away from the life of peace that you have all come to know and love.

I stand before you with shame in my heart...

...and tears in my eyes.

Shame in admitting that i was one of those who would take from you.

And tears for the loss that we have all suffered.

We have lost someone so young, so full of life.

And tomorrow, our enemy will come to deepen our sorrows.

But united they will not be victorious.

United, the enemy will not break our bond!

United, we will show them the error in their ways!

And united, we will show them that we are the masters of our fate and the rulers of this

that we are the masters of our fate and the rulers of this land!

Tonight, we make preparations to go into battle, as we honor

tonight, we make preparations to go into battle, as we honor our holy mother in a ceremonial

to go into battle, as we honor our holy mother in a ceremonial battle.

Our holy mother in a ceremonial battle. Inara and gare'n, you have been

battle. Inara and gare'n, you have been chosen.

Inara and gare'n, you have been chosen. Good luck to the both of you.

What does it have to do with me? Life isn't about courage and

me? Life isn't about courage and faith.

Life isn't about courage and faith. Life is cruel and unforgiving.

Faith. Life is cruel and unforgiving. And it never stops...

Life is cruel and unforgiving. And it never stops... Not until you die.

And it never stops... Not until you die. She's the holy mother.

Not until you die. She's the holy mother. She's the one they all worship.

She's the holy mother. She's the one they all worship. It's okay, though.

She's the one they all worship. It's okay, though. She and her baby will be with

it's okay, though. She and her baby will be with the lord soon.

She and her baby will be with the lord soon.

Inara.

Attack!

Crescent moon, light the night from my tired eyes to fight for life.

Night from my tired eyes to fight for life. Stormy skies, hear my cries, for

fight for life. Stormy skies, hear my cries, for the memories from those times.

Stormy skies, hear my cries, for the memories from those times. The passion that burned, and you

the memories from those times. The passion that burned, and you didn't know.

The passion that burned, and you didn't know. Our souls were one, and now i

didn't know. Our souls were one, and now i must go.

Our souls were one, and now i must go. Gentle rain, wash it away.

Must go. Gentle rain, wash it away. All the pain -- please, take it

gentle rain, wash it away. All the pain -- please, take it away.

All the pain -- please, take it away. Romantic heart, let it go.

Away. Romantic heart, let it go. Forget the things you'll never

romantic heart, let it go. Forget the things you'll never know.

The battle was over, and we, the women of the nile, were victorious.

Women of the nile, were victorious. But our victory did not come

victorious. But our victory did not come without bloodshed.

But our victory did not come without bloodshed. Our brave queen, inara, was lost

without bloodshed. Our brave queen, inara, was lost in battle.

Our brave queen, inara, was lost in battle. Her death was avenged.

Aah! I understand now, father. I miss you, and i love you.

Are you ready, my queen?

Yes, i am ready.

That was awesome. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh!

Oh, yeah. Oh, oh!

Commence.

I see you.

That's what we need.

Before your father died, he asked me to look after you. I could seriously care less

asked me to look after you. I could seriously care less about Liam and his boys.

Can you see this shoe? Oh, dear. A shoe?

Oh, dear. A shoe? Who throws a shoe?

You block the shield, yes. And from the shield...

Johnny Brooklyn, how you doing? How you like your first film,

doing? How you like your first film, man?

How you like your first film, man? Awesome. Having a good time.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I got all your DVDs! I got all your DVDs!

I got all your DVDs! I got all your DVDs!

I got all your DVDs! cali danger.

Cali danger. Everybody, cali danger!

Cali danger. Everybody, cali danger! In the flesh!

Oh, that was awesome. Giggity, hot damn, very nice, appreciate it, yep.

Giggity, hot damn, very nice, appreciate it, yep.

- Appreciate it, yep. - thank you.

What? I ain't scared. What? You scared?

Killer bee.

Oh, my gosh. Quiet on set. Quiet on set.

Oh, my gosh. Quiet on set. Quiet on set. What are you doing?

Quiet on set. Quiet on set. What are you doing?

Thank you.