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You are out Rodger!
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You're no good and you're gone.
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I've waited long enough for you to
shape up and now you're out for good.
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Aw! Come on Cindy.
Don't be like that.
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By now Mister Rodger Dodger, you should
have given up that crummy job at
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the glue factory and gotten something
that pays a whole lot better.
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I deserve more than
a title pawned car.
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No! I'm tired of staying in
this week-to-week Motor Court.
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You need to get more money
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or you're out.
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May I help you?
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Our Space Buggy
is about to crash.
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This is a really cool scene.
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Space Buggy? What Space Buggy?
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That is our Space Buggy.
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It looks like your Space Buggy
just pancaked Cindy's Super Bee.
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Yeah. Gnarly splashdown.
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Who was driving that thing?
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Oh! I was.
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Our Space buggy is equipped with
a Time Advance Ejection System.
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In the event of imminent crash it transports
passengers to an earlier time frame
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away from danger.
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I could have used something
like that a few times myself.
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You totally wiped out my car. I hope
you guys got some good insurance.
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We do not have
insurance in space.
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You're not in space anymore. Here on
Earth you've got to have insurance.
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You girls had better wait in
my room while I call Al Sharko.
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Let me find that title pawn to my car.
I know it's here somewhere.
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What is your name
you dreamy hunk?
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I'm Rodger! Rodger Dodger.
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What a sexy name. My name is Aeliana.
My friend's name is Minoria.
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Some kind of groovy!
Rodger Dodger baby.
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Well! It's certainly a pleasure.
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Smooth vibes Daddy-O.
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So! What are you girls doing crash landing
your Space Buggy in this parking lot?
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How come you didn't land that
thing over at the airport?
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Moisture condensation caused our rear stabilizer
to freeze as we entered your stratosphere.
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I totally lost
control for a while.
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After the servos thawed
from atmospheric heat
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I was able to get enough control
to set it down on open pavement.
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Obviously not enough control
to avoid wasting my car.
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That Super Bee was title
pawned with Al Sharko.
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Take it easy Cindy.
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These nice ladies just
escaped a fiery death.
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Way Cool beat! Roger Dodger.
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Turn on!
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Rodger Dodger!
What a gas!
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I think I love you.
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Hmmm!
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Dig the wig.
Yummy!
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Look! I don't know what
planet you girls are from
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but around here, girls leave
other girls boyfriends alone.
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Oh I'm not really her boyfriend anymore.
Cindy just threw me out.
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Oh! No!
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He's not exactly a permanent throw out.
I was just trying to motivate him.
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We have been cruising the
galaxy looking for boyfriends.
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All the boys on our home planet were
wiped out by testosterone fever.
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Yeah! Our cool
dudes be way gone.
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Rodger Dodger might help us out.
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Oh I'd like to help you out. How's
the employment situation up there?
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Well Rodger Dodger. Boys just
need to stay busy being nice.
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Girls do all the hard work.
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Yeah! Just shoot the tube.
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Don't you get any ideas about
going anywhere with my boyfriend.
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And you sure aren't getting out of here until
you clear up the mess you made of my car.
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I'm calling...
Where's the phone?
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I'm calling Al
Sharko. Right now!
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He's got the title of
the car you just wrecked.
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[phone rings]
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Yeah!
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Hello Mister Sharko.
It's Cindy Wood.
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Cindy Wood... Cindy Wood!
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Yeah yeah yeah. The Super
Bee. How's it hanging Cindy?
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Not good. There's some flakey chicks
over here who just crashed into my car
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and totally wasted it
with their spaceship.
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Some Flakey chicks wasted
your car with a spaceship?
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Sure did!
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They say they don't
have any insurance.
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You'd better come over
and talk to them about it.
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I'll be right there.
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How would you girls like
a Sonic Screwdriver?
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It's an Earth drink that
everyone here loves.
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I just happen to have some
Who Juice and plenty of Vodka.
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Yeah! Lay it on me momma.
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You will just love our home planet, Moe.
You can have your very own Castaway Island
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where we can live
happily ever after.
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Purr my fur!
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Oh Baby!
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[AM radio tunes up]
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[Surfer Band, Mystery Men pick
out 'Order of the Black Sun']
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So you learned all about Earth from
television broadcasts from the sixties?
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That was like, fifty
years ago. Man!
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Our home planet, Moe, is
fifty light years from here.
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Television transmission signals
travel slowly at the speed of light.
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We were only able to see a few of your
broadcasts, like Dance Train and Castaway Island
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due to the solar skip.
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So! How'd you get here so fast?
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We equipped our space buggy
with Faster Than Light Drives
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that simply folds space
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so we don't have to travel
those huge distances.
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Those dresses are way too short.
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Do you like them?
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We were watching
American Dance Train.
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We wanted to dress like Earth
girls so boys here would like us.
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Yo! Me like!
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You would! Those girls
aren't wearing any underwear.
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We were supposed
to wear underwear?
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Totally groovy! Sonic
Screwdriver! Oh my!
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[knock]
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[sinister organ]
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Looked over the damage to the Super
Bee out there. It's a total loss.
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Ladies! That's no
airplane out there.
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It is our Space Buggy.
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Yeah well, your spaceship out
there is a total loss also.
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Cindy says you girls don't
have insurance for that thing?
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Oh dear! Are you going
to arrest us now?
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Naw. Do you have any cash?
Anything of value at all?
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An Interstellar
Navigation System.
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There's no market for any of
your advanced technology junk.
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I'm just going to scrap it.
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What's it made of?
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It is made of cheap platinum.
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Platinum!
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All of it?
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Yes.
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I think we might be able
to work something out.
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Of course you'll have
to sign it over to me.
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Sign right there.
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It is a real pleasure
doing business with you.
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Looks like we won't be
going home for a while.
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Oh bad! So bad!
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[Minoria moans in mortal pain]
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Looks like you can't hold
your liquor, girly girl.
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That's what you get for
trying to steal my boyfriend.
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Oh dying!
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So sad!
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Oh baby!
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Minoria is very ill.
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Can we do anything?
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She needs medical help.
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Y-yeah! We need to
call the hospital.
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You can't call the hospital.
These girls are Illegal Aliens.
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If you call the hospital they'll
be arrested by the authorities.
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Rodger! Can I speak with
you in my office right now.
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We can't call the hospital
because I think I overdosed her.
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You think you overdosed
Minoria? What? How?
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I put some birth control pills
in the Sonic Screwdriver.
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It was only supposed to
make them a little sick.
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That girl in there is very sick.
How many pills did you give them?
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I only put my monthly
pills in the blender.
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They're just birth control
pills for crying out loud.
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What if I would've
tried to drink it?
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Of course I wouldn't have
let you drink it silly.
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They're just birth control
pills. They're not poisonous!
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Some!..
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Sometimes just one little pill
can make you dead dog sick.
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A whole month's supply! Who knows
what it might do to an alien.
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Don't be such a horn dog Rodger.
They're the enemy!
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They were going to abduct you!
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Take you away.
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Use you for their own selfish
pleasures.
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You didn't want me anymore.
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What we need is that
gun from your truck.
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That one Alien, Aeliana,
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She didn't drink her
Sonic Screwdriver.
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We need to do
something about her
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before she radios the mother ship and
gets reinforcements from outer space.
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Ok Cindy.
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I'll get the gun.
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She is dead! My poor
friend Minoria is dead!
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You'd better watch your step Little Miss
Space Girl or you'll wind up dead too.
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Roger's got a gun.
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It was that drink! You
poisoned the Sonic Screwdriver.
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It wasn't really poison. It was
just some birth control pills.
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They were supposed to
make you a little sick.
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So that you'd leave
my boyfriend alone.
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I'm not really your boyfriend anymore.
You threw me out. Remember!
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Well! Now I'm taking you back.
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No!
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You're not!
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You just murdered this
little space chick.
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It's not murder. She's not
human so it's not murder.
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It is murder. Looks like she
was way more human than you.
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I'm going to call
the authorities.
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Rodger! It's not poison
in the Sonic Screwdriver.
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It's just some
birth control pills.
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I'll prove it.
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Stop! That could kill you.
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[Cindy gasps in mortal agony]
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I'm calling the hospital.
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Agh!
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Do you really have to call
the authorities Rodger?
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I really am an Illegal Alien. I am
afraid the authorities will arrest me.
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You won't have to be here
when the ambulance shows up.
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Where will I go? What will I do? I
do not know anyone here but you.
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Right now you can just hide in my
truck until the paramedics split.
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No-one will see you there.
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Oh Rodger! You can be
my steady boyfriend.
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You're out Rodger!
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Aw! Come on Aeliana!
Don't be like that.
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You had your chance Rodger.
Now I'm going to get mine.
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Please! I can get better.
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You're not getting any better.
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You didn't get a
better paying job.
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You never have enough money.
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00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,821
Money isn't everything.
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00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:05,523
Oh yes it is.
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I'm tired of living in
this sleazy Motor Court.
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I want my own paid for car
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with a clean title.
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Bob
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Bob
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Hey Bob!
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What's happening?
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Bob.
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Wake up.
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You OK?
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More?
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00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,755
That's a fifty dollar bill.
220
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I know.
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Today it's a hundred.
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A hundred?
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Today is a hundred?
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Take it or leave it. Marvin.
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All those are twenties.
You owe me ten.
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I own you nothing.
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You're getting what you want.
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For cheap.
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Next time it'll be two hundred.
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Two hundred! What gives?
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Take it or leave it.
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What's the big idea putting
Connie under all *this trash?
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You think she's
just some garbage?
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Security's tight around here!
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So what!
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She lives here.
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Next time, don't be putting
all this trash on Connie.
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She can wait out in the
open like everybody else.
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00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,449
Don't worry Connie.
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Money's really no problem.
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I can come up with
four hundred next time.
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The important part is
we're together now.
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You and me.
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00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,875
You know what day this is?
245
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It's our anniversary baby.
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I'll be right back.
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I've just got to get our
party stuff out of the truck.
248
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,263
Brought you some flowers.
249
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,836
Our favorite wine too.
250
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:32,416
Yep! We were married
seven years ago today.
251
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:37,321
I'll bet you even remember that funny
little preacher that married us.
252
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:41,525
He showed up with
a shiny black eye.
253
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,862
Said his mother hit
him with a skillet.
254
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:50,034
Your father did not
want us getting married.
255
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:52,169
You know later he told me that
256
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:53,404
your brother wanted to show up
257
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,573
with a shotgun and
stop the whole thing.
258
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:06,250
I think it's because your family
knows you're smarter than me.
259
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:10,421
But heck, aren't most wives
smarter than their husbands.
260
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:17,361
They all thought I wasn't
good enough for you.
261
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,029
We showed them.
262
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:21,232
After seven years,
we're still together.
263
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:31,475
We'll get you all fixed up
in your favorite nighty.
264
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,354
You look stunning!
265
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:52,396
You know I had to stop by
the store and get some ice.
266
00:23:56,669 --> 00:24:00,070
The ice machine in
this motel never works.
267
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,610
What do you think Connie?
268
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,548
These roses aren't nearly as
pretty as your wedding bouquet.
269
00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:58,362
Hmm! That's some good stuff!
270
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,536
That's a really good vino!
271
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:06,937
[knock]
272
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:08,273
What?
273
00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,479
[knock]
274
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:19,083
Excuse me!
This is some kind of mistake.
275
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:20,751
Wrong room!
276
00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:22,087
[knock]
277
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:29,894
Bob?
278
00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:31,328
Yep. It's me. Let me in!
279
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,696
This is not a good time Bob.
280
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,698
You need to go away.
281
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,833
Ugh!
282
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:40,070
Are you here for more money?
283
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,010
No!
284
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:51,448
I'm not here for more money.
285
00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:53,851
That's it! You're
leaving right now.
286
00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:56,053
You got that right.
287
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:59,924
I am leaving right now and
I'm taking Connie with me.
288
00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,725
Huh?
289
00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:05,062
Connie and I are in love.
290
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,964
We're in love and
we're getting married.
291
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,632
Connie is not in love with you.
292
00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:11,001
Where'd you get
an idea like that?
293
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,503
You know,
294
00:26:12,505 --> 00:26:15,573
working nights there's no one
at that nursing home except
295
00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:16,840
Connie and me.
296
00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:20,444
Her and me got to know
each other real good.
297
00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:22,713
Connie is in a coma.
298
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:24,415
How was she supposed
to be having these
299
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,684
conversations with you?
300
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:27,551
Well!
301
00:26:27,553 --> 00:26:30,187
We just did.
302
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:34,158
I know what she's
thinking because,
303
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,392
I'm like,
304
00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:39,263
thinking the same thing.
305
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,732
She speaks to my mind, man.
306
00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:46,303
You've been working
midnights way too long Bob.
307
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:49,206
It's done stuff to your mind.
308
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,810
You need to take
your little flowers
309
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:56,747
and go back to the
Convalescent Center.
310
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:58,282
We have to get married.
311
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,483
It's only right.
312
00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:01,585
How's that?
313
00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:04,555
Connie's having my baby!
314
00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:05,356
Your baby!
315
00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:07,825
How'd that happen?
316
00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,960
The usual way.
317
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:13,030
We got to be good
friends at first
318
00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:15,599
and then one thing
led to another.
319
00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:18,836
Connie can't be having your
baby for crying out loud!
320
00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:20,237
She's in a coma!
321
00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:25,009
She may be in a coma but
she can still reproduce.
322
00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:26,344
Ugh!
323
00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:46,730
Come on Connie, it's time to go.
324
00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,239
Awk!
325
00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,843
Yum!... Awk!
326
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,146
Awk!
327
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,851
You should have let
her go easy Marvin.
328
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:22,066
Why does everybody have to
make everything so hard?
329
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:49,960
When a mans in love, he's got
to do what he's got to do.
330
00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:58,135
Awk!
331
00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:02,306
(boink!)
332
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:05,642
Connie!
333
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:08,912
You're awake!
334
00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:10,681
That's right baby! I'm awake!
335
00:29:10,683 --> 00:29:12,816
You're not in a coma anymore!
336
00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:15,753
I could hear you talking
to me the whole time.
337
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:18,255
I knew what was happening
338
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,291
but couldn't do
anything about it.
339
00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:24,228
Do you know what day this is?
340
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,196
It's our anniversary.
341
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:38,075
Sometimes a comatose patient
342
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,944
will regain consciousness
for a short while
343
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:45,682
only to relapse into a
vegetative condition once again.
344
00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:50,821
However, this patient will never
regain consciousness.
345
00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:40,838
You're not a cop!
346
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,541
You're nothing but a
two bit bounty hunter.
347
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,677
Buzz off bucko!
348
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,220
Not a bounty hunter,
349
00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:00,691
I'm a skip tracer.
350
00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:57,814
Don't guess I need
to offer you a light.
351
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:02,920
Not for this piece of junk.
352
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,455
You got any real cigarettes?
353
00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:06,690
Na!
354
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:09,826
I decided I'd better
give them up for good
355
00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:12,629
when they made possession
a class D felony.
356
00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:15,065
Those dirty rotten politicians!
357
00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:18,135
I bet those slime-balls
get the real cigarettes
358
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:21,171
straight from China
anytime they want them.
359
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:23,240
Just trying to protect
people from themselves.
360
00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:24,274
Listen Georgia,
361
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,543
I've got to get you downtown
362
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:29,179
before the judge closes
his docket today.
363
00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:30,447
He issued a bench warrant
364
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,050
when you didn't show up
for court this morning.
365
00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:35,285
I'm not Georgia.
366
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,322
I'm her sister, Paris.
367
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,195
Come-on Georgia.
368
00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:46,496
Don't mess around.
369
00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:48,899
The judge is already
unhappy with you.
370
00:32:48,901 --> 00:32:51,335
Really. We're sisters.
371
00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,770
We're like, identical.
372
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,405
You're twins?
373
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:57,908
Well, quintuplets really.
374
00:32:57,910 --> 00:33:00,210
There are five of us.
375
00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:02,045
All identical.
376
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:03,046
Quintuplets!
377
00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:04,048
Yeah!
378
00:33:04,717 --> 00:33:06,677
We're some sort of
government experiment
379
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,385
to make human clones.
380
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:10,053
The project became
totally unpopular
381
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:13,123
so we got dumped out here.
382
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,759
Identical clones?
383
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:19,062
All cloned from our mother.
384
00:33:19,064 --> 00:33:22,699
And the mighty USA is our daddy.
385
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,568
Wait!
386
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:28,438
The office manager
is your mother.
387
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,639
Yep!
388
00:33:29,641 --> 00:33:33,844
Our mother is our
sister too, in a way.
389
00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:37,781
A creepy sort-of way
390
00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:41,885
Really Paris, I've got to
find your sister right away.
391
00:33:42,921 --> 00:33:45,522
If the cops pick her up
she'll forfeit her bond.
392
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:49,026
Did you check her room?
393
00:33:49,028 --> 00:33:51,094
Which one's her room?
394
00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:53,764
She shares a room with Caroline.
395
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:58,001
Room 119. Rooof!
396
00:33:58,003 --> 00:34:00,537
You all look alike?
397
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:03,440
So how can I tell who's who?
398
00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,642
Well, we can always tell.
399
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:08,912
Even identical twins
aren't entirely identical.
400
00:34:08,914 --> 00:34:12,716
Georgia has three
freckles by her left eye.
401
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:17,387
And I have this nice
mole right here.
402
00:34:18,757 --> 00:34:23,093
And an even nicer
one right here.
403
00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,665
Room 119. Right?
404
00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:30,467
Yeah!
405
00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:32,335
Caroline wears glasses.
406
00:34:32,337 --> 00:34:35,405
We all need them but
she actually wears them.
407
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:39,409
Do you want to see my glasses?
408
00:34:40,012 --> 00:34:42,012
Maybe some other time.
409
00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:15,912
I need to speak
with Georgia Almond,
410
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:19,850
She's not in here right now.
411
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,397
I've got to find Georgia
412
00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:35,932
before the judge
gets really upset
413
00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:39,436
and revokes her bail.
414
00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,771
Georgia didn't do it.
415
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:42,706
Georgia was in here with me
416
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:44,741
all night when Dakota died.
417
00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:45,775
We didn't find out about Dakota
418
00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:47,310
getting hit by that trash truck
419
00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:50,347
until the next morning.
420
00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:58,088
The police think Dakota
was also shot in the head.
421
00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:06,863
That's why they think
it was a murder.
422
00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:08,465
Yeah!
423
00:36:08,467 --> 00:36:10,901
They say they found
Georgia's little gun
424
00:36:10,903 --> 00:36:13,670
under the corner
of the dumpster.
425
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:17,541
Like somebody wanted
it to get found.
426
00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:23,280
Like why wouldn't the killer
427
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:28,185
just toss it in the
dumpster with the garbage.
428
00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:29,886
You know Dakota was killed
429
00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:33,390
because she wasn't going
to share the jackpot.
430
00:36:39,131 --> 00:36:42,432
The lotto jackpot?
431
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,001
Dakota won the big one?
432
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:46,169
Yeah!
433
00:36:46,171 --> 00:36:48,438
The whole family
plays that silly game,
434
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,940
except for me.
435
00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:52,375
If somebody wins a little
something they split it up.
436
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:56,313
The winner gets more of course.
437
00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,552
I'll bet you were
a little chafed
438
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:06,456
about not getting your
cut of the jackpot.
439
00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:12,529
I don't get a cut.
440
00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:15,966
I don't play that stupid game.
441
00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:17,500
Sure!
442
00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:20,604
Dakota wins the big one
443
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:23,673
and decides not to divide it up.
444
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:24,908
Dakota and Georgia
wanted to move
445
00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:26,343
to Oregon and buy a dairy farm.
446
00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:28,511
They said we could
all move out there too
447
00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:31,815
and help with the cows.
448
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:38,355
Dakota likes cows?
449
00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:41,057
She likes the idea of cows
450
00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:42,192
Dairy cows
451
00:37:42,194 --> 00:37:44,094
She likes the idea of cows
452
00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:46,229
eating grass on sunny hills
453
00:37:46,231 --> 00:37:48,431
and making milk from it.
454
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:52,802
I don't think she's ever
milked a cow before.
455
00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:55,712
Georgia likes the
idea of cows too?
456
00:37:56,642 --> 00:37:57,642
Yeah!
457
00:37:58,543 --> 00:38:00,610
But it was going
to take everything,
458
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:05,015
like the whole jackpot
to buy the farm.
459
00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:10,387
So Dakota and Georgia
460
00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,690
decide to keep
the whole jackpot?
461
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:18,061
Dairy farms in
Oregon aren't cheap.
462
00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:21,431
Mother says we're
staying right here.
463
00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:23,447
Mother wants to use the winnings
464
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:25,869
to buy this Motor Court.
465
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:28,471
I don't ever play the lottery
466
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:32,208
so I guess I'd have to
be a guest and pay rent.
467
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:39,449
Were you going
out to Oregon too?
468
00:38:49,227 --> 00:38:52,362
Yeah! I guess so.
469
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,900
Dakota was my best friend,
470
00:38:56,902 --> 00:39:00,403
and I really love Georgia too.
471
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:03,473
I figure they have
books in Oregon
472
00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:07,310
but I sure don't dream about
messing around with cows.
473
00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:10,547
You know where Georgia is now?
474
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,750
Georgia said her
stomach was upset.
475
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:16,619
She wanted some ginger root tea.
476
00:39:16,621 --> 00:39:19,589
I figure she went over
to Elizabeth's room.
477
00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:24,160
What number is that?
478
00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:25,995
It's room 333.
479
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:29,399
But you'll have
to hold your nose.
480
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:44,214
It's my boyfriend, Cain.
481
00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:48,451
He's not feeling too good.
482
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:53,323
Tongue piercing went bad.
483
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:58,395
He doesn't look too sporty.
484
00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:02,298
His disability check
comes in today.
485
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:05,235
But after that, he's
out of here. OK!
486
00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:08,104
Hey! I'm just a
skip tracer lady.
487
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:12,942
I'm only looking for Georgia.
488
00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:14,811
She's here man.
489
00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:18,014
She's really here.
490
00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:20,950
We're all here.
491
00:40:23,822 --> 00:40:26,022
This is it man.
492
00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:29,726
This is it?
493
00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:33,229
The center of the universe.
494
00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:36,099
We're all here!
495
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,101
Right now, man.
496
00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,669
Oh gee!
497
00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:43,940
I've got to find your
sister so I can help her.
498
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:46,176
A question.
499
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:52,515
A cosmic inquiry.
500
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:12,602
My sister! My friend!
501
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:17,140
Bonds we keep! chances we take.
502
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:22,278
Stars and celestial objects
in the voids of the infinity.
503
00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:42,365
It's a hairball!
504
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:48,004
Not just any hairball.
505
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,942
It's Peter's hair ball.
506
00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,079
Peter?
507
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:58,848
Peter the cat
508
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,252
died puking up this hairball.
509
00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:05,522
Peter can answer your questions.
510
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:10,126
Yeah! Where is
Georgia right now?
511
00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:36,653
Cat howling.
512
00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:41,558
Cat hiss!
513
00:42:42,527 --> 00:42:45,662
Cat howling
514
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:54,203
Cat spits
515
00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:08,284
Georgia is with mother.
516
00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:12,522
She's in there man!
517
00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:16,559
She's been there all along.
518
00:43:16,561 --> 00:43:21,264
Georgia sits in the bathroom.
519
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,533
Georgia sits in the bathroom?
520
00:43:23,535 --> 00:43:26,636
She sits in there man.
521
00:43:26,638 --> 00:43:29,839
She reads in there.
522
00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:32,342
Mother says she sits
in there all night
523
00:43:32,344 --> 00:43:34,544
and sleeps in there.
524
00:43:34,546 --> 00:43:37,914
Georgia sleeps in the bathroom?
525
00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:40,650
She's been there all along.
526
00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:45,788
Jeepers creepers! I
should've guessed!
527
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:50,293
Jumpers always
run back to Momma.
528
00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:15,084
Mother's got a gun!
529
00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:19,122
You're not going
anywhere with that man.
530
00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:20,790
Georgia?
531
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:25,995
Mother! What are you
doing with that gun?
532
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:29,732
You're not taking her
anywhere Mister bounty hunter.
533
00:44:29,734 --> 00:44:31,167
Not a bounty hunter.
534
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:34,037
I'm a skip tracer.
535
00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:38,641
I have tried to raise
these girls right.
536
00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:41,778
Like a rat eating
an onion I've tried.
537
00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:45,848
Momma! You did the
best you could.
538
00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,316
They didn't have a daddy.
539
00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:49,719
I had to be their
momma and their daddy.
540
00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:53,456
And teach them to
share and share alike.
541
00:44:54,192 --> 00:44:56,726
This skip hunter isn't taking
542
00:44:56,728 --> 00:44:59,362
my little girl down for
something she didn't do.
543
00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:05,868
I did it!
544
00:45:06,905 --> 00:45:10,139
I shot Dakota that night
out by the dumpster.
545
00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:13,743
Momma!
546
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,779
You shot Dakota.
547
00:45:16,781 --> 00:45:18,314
Why?
548
00:45:18,316 --> 00:45:20,917
She wasn't going to share.
549
00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:23,519
I had to teach you girls,
550
00:45:23,521 --> 00:45:26,089
you all need to learn to share.
551
00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:28,491
There's nothing to share.
552
00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:30,760
This ticket's no good.
553
00:45:30,762 --> 00:45:32,028
What?
554
00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:34,297
Dakota didn't read
the numbers right.
555
00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:36,232
She confused a
five with an eight.
556
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:39,602
Needs glasses! We all do.
557
00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:48,711
It doesn't matter to
me who shot Dakota.
558
00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:53,716
I just need to get Georgia
in front of the judge today.
559
00:46:13,204 --> 00:46:18,307
I guess I should ride along
and talk to that judge myself.
560
00:46:20,044 --> 00:46:22,879
You can if you like.
561
00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:27,984
He'll make you get a lawyer.
562
00:47:09,761 --> 00:47:11,627
You must strap the patients down
563
00:47:11,629 --> 00:47:15,398
to keep them from
hurting themselves.
564
00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:19,202
Exchanging brains
can be somewhat
565
00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:21,304
violent.
566
00:47:21,306 --> 00:47:23,139
I never get violent.
567
00:47:23,141 --> 00:47:26,075
I can always control myself.
568
00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:30,980
I would be delighted
to personally
569
00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:35,985
wire you up and strap you down.
570
00:47:36,921 --> 00:47:38,287
I'm certain my
personal assistant,
571
00:47:38,289 --> 00:47:40,756
Mr. Homm, can manage it.
572
00:47:40,758 --> 00:47:42,758
I can manage it.
573
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:45,528
Ms. Bird
574
00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:49,031
this very instrument
575
00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:50,867
is the prototype
for the next wave
576
00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:52,401
of identity theft.
577
00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:53,636
The British Navy's Q Branch
578
00:47:53,638 --> 00:47:56,606
considers this Brain
Interface Machine
579
00:47:56,608 --> 00:47:57,874
to be one of the
580
00:47:57,876 --> 00:47:59,442
most dangerous weapons
it's ever tested.
581
00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:00,843
They consider it to be
582
00:48:00,845 --> 00:48:05,581
the ultimate tool
for identity theft.
583
00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:16,659
Are you planning to
steal someone's identity?
584
00:48:17,662 --> 00:48:20,663
My company, Ostrich
Publishing is very big.
585
00:48:20,665 --> 00:48:24,600
But it's only the
second biggest.
586
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,170
Big Dipper Publishing
is the biggest.
587
00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:31,474
I need to know about
their next best seller
588
00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:33,409
before it hits the shelves.
589
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:36,212
A young editor
over at Big Dipper
590
00:48:36,214 --> 00:48:37,813
has agreed to
591
00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:39,582
work with us.
592
00:48:39,918 --> 00:48:41,150
So!
593
00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:44,086
You're going to
implant your brain
594
00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:46,989
into a young woman's
595
00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:48,325
body!
596
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:51,394
A double agent you
can trust completely.
597
00:48:51,996 --> 00:48:53,296
I never trust anyone.
598
00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:54,497
That is why I
599
00:48:54,499 --> 00:48:57,433
am more successful
than everyone.
600
00:48:57,902 --> 00:49:00,803
Oh! By the way
601
00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:03,539
Doctor Skipfly
602
00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:09,445
Mr. Homm did ask about
your special spray?
603
00:49:10,515 --> 00:49:15,117
I do market this spray
I formulated myself.
604
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:16,686
It's instantaneous
and untraceable.
605
00:49:16,688 --> 00:49:21,824
It can kill a raging
bear dead in its tracks.
606
00:49:22,827 --> 00:49:24,827
I can let you have this one
607
00:49:24,829 --> 00:49:26,028
because you're
already purchasing
608
00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:28,397
the Brain Machine.
609
00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:34,570
Mr. Homm.
610
00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:37,907
Test the sprayer on the Doctor.
611
00:49:37,909 --> 00:49:39,141
What?
612
00:49:46,651 --> 00:49:49,151
[TV screams]
613
00:50:33,097 --> 00:50:36,966
Thank you for meeting
us in this place
614
00:50:36,968 --> 00:50:39,902
Miss Sylvia Bunch.
615
00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:45,074
Please call me Sylvia.
616
00:50:45,076 --> 00:50:46,809
Everyone always
calls me Ms. Bird.
617
00:50:46,811 --> 00:50:49,378
You've met Mr. Homm before.
618
00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:51,714
Only on the phone.
619
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:54,050
Mr. Homm said that you
620
00:50:54,052 --> 00:50:55,584
want to borrow my identity
621
00:50:55,586 --> 00:50:57,453
so you can see some
of Big Dipper's
622
00:50:57,455 --> 00:50:59,555
current projects for yourself.
623
00:50:59,557 --> 00:51:01,757
When you spoke to Mr. Homm.
624
00:51:01,759 --> 00:51:03,459
You said something
625
00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:05,127
about your Mother being ill.
626
00:51:05,129 --> 00:51:07,997
That's why you need the money.
627
00:51:07,999 --> 00:51:10,800
Yes, my Mother has cancer
628
00:51:10,802 --> 00:51:14,603
with just a few
short weeks to live.
629
00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:17,973
Her only hope is a
630
00:51:17,975 --> 00:51:22,411
very expensive
experimental treatment.
631
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:26,415
You have to understand
632
00:51:26,417 --> 00:51:28,784
I really am desperate
for the money
633
00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:30,519
or I would never do
634
00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:32,955
this awful thing to Big Dipper.
635
00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:35,825
I also have a mother.
636
00:51:35,827 --> 00:51:38,861
That is why I'm
so understanding.
637
00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:42,465
Did Mr. Homm tell you how I plan
638
00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:44,233
to use your identity
to gain access
639
00:51:44,235 --> 00:51:46,235
to Big Dipper's Boardroom?
640
00:51:46,237 --> 00:51:49,205
No. He just said you have the
641
00:51:49,207 --> 00:51:50,406
latest technology
642
00:51:50,408 --> 00:51:52,975
for using my identity.
643
00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,443
Homm!
644
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:57,913
Show her the Brain Machine.
645
00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:13,796
Oh Wow!
646
00:52:14,565 --> 00:52:16,732
Mr. Homm will connect us up
647
00:52:16,734 --> 00:52:19,001
to this little
piece of technology
648
00:52:19,003 --> 00:52:22,338
and it will simply
swap our brains.
649
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:25,307
You will become me and
650
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,343
I will become
651
00:52:27,345 --> 00:52:28,777
you.
652
00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:30,279
Do I need to sign
653
00:52:30,281 --> 00:52:32,681
some kind of contract
or something?
654
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,850
On my! No!
655
00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:35,784
What we are doing here
656
00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:39,522
is entirely beyond the law.
657
00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:43,425
My cash is my contract.
658
00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:49,765
I'm ready to get started
659
00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:52,001
Now! Miss Bunch.
660
00:52:52,003 --> 00:52:54,336
I'm fine.
661
00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:56,939
Just a little nervous I guess.
662
00:52:56,941 --> 00:52:57,973
I never get nervous.
663
00:52:57,975 --> 00:52:59,975
If I do, I immediately remember
664
00:52:59,977 --> 00:53:01,911
that I am much too important
665
00:53:01,913 --> 00:53:04,780
to get nervous.
666
00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:07,850
Homm! Hook us up now.
667
00:53:17,662 --> 00:53:22,798
Homm! Her hair is going to
interfere with the wires.
668
00:53:23,401 --> 00:53:24,466
You need to shave her.
669
00:53:24,468 --> 00:53:25,901
No! Wait!
670
00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:28,070
That is going to be my hair.
671
00:53:28,072 --> 00:53:30,706
The hair is fine Homm.
672
00:53:31,175 --> 00:53:32,808
Leave it alone.
673
00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:47,723
I wonder what kind of
nasty little people
674
00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:49,792
have sat in this old thing?
675
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:02,805
Ok! I'm comfortable now.
676
00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:04,807
No! Wait!
677
00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:09,678
Let me just sit up
a little bit more.
678
00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:25,995
Homm!
679
00:54:25,997 --> 00:54:30,766
Can't you loop these
wires off my face.
680
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:39,808
I can control myself
without those.
681
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:53,055
I am not at all
nervous about this.
682
00:54:53,057 --> 00:54:56,725
I'm much too important
to get nervous.
683
00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:58,160
Screams
684
00:54:58,162 --> 00:55:00,796
[electrical volts raging]
685
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,292
[ding]
686
00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:02,324
[bass drop]
687
00:56:14,372 --> 00:56:16,505
Saa-a-ay?
688
00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:20,442
Homm!
689
00:56:20,444 --> 00:56:24,847
Get me off this floor.
690
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,562
These clothes are horrid!
691
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:42,731
Straight off the
department store rack.
692
00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,767
I should've made
that girl change
693
00:56:44,769 --> 00:56:48,837
into something more
suitable for me.
694
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:03,852
Ugh!
695
00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:07,055
My teeth need to be whitened.
696
00:57:07,057 --> 00:57:09,725
I'm going to have to get
them done right away.
697
00:57:09,727 --> 00:57:13,862
I just can't be seen
with these yellow teeth.
698
00:57:18,302 --> 00:57:20,402
Well Homm!
699
00:57:20,404 --> 00:57:23,038
What do you think?
700
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,140
About what?
701
00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:27,276
About me!
702
00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:30,746
What do you think
about the new me?
703
00:57:30,748 --> 00:57:32,781
Depends on who you are.
704
00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:34,650
I'm Phoebe!
705
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:35,984
Phoebe Bird!
706
00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:37,119
Of course
707
00:57:37,721 --> 00:57:39,721
I'm the new Phoebe Bird
708
00:57:40,324 --> 00:57:41,256
in a younger body.
709
00:57:41,258 --> 00:57:44,693
A body that's more my age.
710
00:57:44,695 --> 00:57:46,195
Well?
711
00:57:46,197 --> 00:57:49,064
You do look younger.
712
00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:50,499
Younger and more attractive
713
00:57:50,501 --> 00:57:52,601
don't you think?
714
00:57:53,204 --> 00:57:55,270
You look younger.
715
00:57:55,272 --> 00:57:56,205
Now!
716
00:57:56,207 --> 00:57:59,675
You can tell me you love me.
717
00:57:59,677 --> 00:58:02,211
I know you've always loved me.
718
00:58:02,213 --> 00:58:06,215
I have always
liked you Ms. Bird.
719
00:58:06,217 --> 00:58:08,150
You love me Homm.
720
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:11,954
Just say it!
721
00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:15,190
I love you Ms. Bird.
722
00:58:15,926 --> 00:58:18,393
I could be in love with you too.
723
00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:19,962
You know,
724
00:58:19,964 --> 00:58:25,100
I've always admired
your young, strong body!
725
00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:27,135
You know,
726
00:58:27,137 --> 00:58:30,639
I only surround
myself with the best.
727
00:58:31,242 --> 00:58:33,342
Thank you Ms. Bird.
728
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:45,521
Whoah!
729
00:58:51,996 --> 00:58:53,662
Did it work?
730
00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:55,397
It worked!
731
00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:58,033
It worked perfectly.
732
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,677
I see you made it.
733
00:59:08,679 --> 00:59:10,078
I made it great.
734
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,280
I knew I would.
735
00:59:11,282 --> 00:59:14,483
I always come through
everything great.
736
00:59:14,485 --> 00:59:16,084
It's like I'm talking
737
00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:19,655
to myself in some weird mirror.
738
00:59:22,826 --> 00:59:26,562
It looks like I've
gained a few years.
739
00:59:27,031 --> 00:59:27,829
It's no problem.
740
00:59:27,831 --> 00:59:29,064
I'll get used to it.
741
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:31,967
You won't have to
get used to it.
742
00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:33,468
We might as well move on
743
00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:35,837
to the next phase of our plan.
744
00:59:35,839 --> 00:59:37,139
Mr. Homm!
745
00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:38,141
Huh?
746
00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:38,874
Homm!
747
00:59:38,876 --> 00:59:40,909
What's your problem now?
748
00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:42,444
I don't know.
749
00:59:42,446 --> 00:59:43,879
I think you need to turn
750
00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:46,448
that little green
valve on the tip.
751
00:59:46,450 --> 00:59:47,649
I knew that!
752
00:59:47,651 --> 00:59:49,251
These things aren't
rocket science.
753
00:59:49,253 --> 00:59:49,885
[spray]
754
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:51,220
Ugh!
755
00:59:53,424 --> 00:59:54,690
Well!
756
00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:58,260
He shouldn't have got
his face in the spray.
757
00:59:58,862 --> 01:00:01,830
This was meant for me.
758
01:00:06,604 --> 01:00:09,705
Now that you've
stolen a younger body.
759
01:00:09,707 --> 01:00:10,872
My body!
760
01:00:10,874 --> 01:00:13,442
You were just going
to discard me.
761
01:00:13,444 --> 01:00:14,543
Weren't you?
762
01:00:14,545 --> 01:00:17,713
I'm much too
important to get old.
763
01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,816
Ms. Bird.
764
01:00:21,518 --> 01:00:24,086
You have indeed stolen my body.
765
01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:25,687
Unfortunately for you
766
01:00:25,689 --> 01:00:27,122
it isn't the lease on life
767
01:00:27,124 --> 01:00:29,024
you were expecting.
768
01:00:29,026 --> 01:00:30,459
Everyone needs me.
769
01:00:30,461 --> 01:00:32,961
I can't get old.
770
01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:36,231
My mother wasn't
dying of cancer.
771
01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:38,033
I was.
772
01:00:38,035 --> 01:00:41,670
It's in that body
you've stolen from me.
773
01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:44,206
You have cancer.
774
01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,407
Cancer?
775
01:00:45,409 --> 01:00:47,809
What cancer?
776
01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:52,080
The doctors only gave
me few weeks to live.
777
01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:55,984
You are going to need these.
778
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:59,655
Probably all of them
and more before the end.
779
01:00:59,657 --> 01:01:03,125
I can't die. Not me!
780
01:01:03,127 --> 01:01:06,194
I really was desperate
for that money.
781
01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:07,162
My last ditch hope
782
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:08,664
was that experimental treatment.
783
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:12,434
But I really didn't think
it was going to work.
784
01:01:13,504 --> 01:01:17,205
I was going die of the
cancer in a few weeks
785
01:01:17,941 --> 01:01:20,442
just like the doctors said.
786
01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,514
That machine!
787
01:01:26,417 --> 01:01:29,551
I have to switch back.
788
01:01:30,587 --> 01:01:34,022
I must have my body
back this instant.
789
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:38,860
You can't just let me
die from your cancer.
790
01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:42,364
Oh! I can.
791
01:02:57,307 --> 01:03:02,110
So, Sid. Why'd you
want Bettylou killed?
792
01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:07,716
Child support, custody, alimony?
793
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:11,019
None of those.
794
01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:12,954
It's the dog.
795
01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:15,857
She got the dog.
796
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,660
I really loved the dog.
797
01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:22,364
The dog would do it.
798
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:27,302
You're going to kill
her tonight? Right?
799
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:30,806
How're you going do it?
800
01:03:31,408 --> 01:03:35,377
Don't worry about it.
801
01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:39,848
Your Ex is supposed to pick
me up in a couple hours
802
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:44,352
to take me for my
physical therapy.
803
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:49,958
I heard you've done this
sort of thing before.
804
01:03:50,561 --> 01:03:51,693
You're a pro. Right?
805
01:03:51,695 --> 01:03:53,628
There won't be any problem?
806
01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:58,466
Listen Sid! I've got the best training
available. I'm very experienced.
807
01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:03,605
I used to work for the US army in Iraq.
That's where I got hurt.
808
01:04:05,242 --> 01:04:07,776
You got shot in Iraq?
809
01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:11,012
Naw. Didn't get shot.
810
01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:16,785
My buddy and I got drunk and
were riding around in a truck
811
01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:22,490
looking for somebody to kill.
812
01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:27,162
He drove the truck
into a big rock.
813
01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:30,765
But you been killing
people since Iraq?
814
01:04:31,235 --> 01:04:32,868
Not really.
815
01:04:34,137 --> 01:04:38,106
Mostly give guitar lessons
and sell stuff I find.
816
01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:39,841
Oh!... Hmm?
817
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:47,148
Have you killed
anybody since Iraq?
818
01:04:48,151 --> 01:04:50,191
I been trying to work
my way back into it.
819
01:05:03,901 --> 01:05:09,037
I don't know Four-Eyes. If you
haven't killed anybody in that long
820
01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:13,208
you might've lost your touch.
821
01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:16,544
Hey! I still got the touch. OK!
822
01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:20,593
Just last month I killed that old
bag outside the title pawn shop.
823
01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:23,351
I heard about that.
824
01:05:24,955 --> 01:05:28,123
I heard it was an accident.
825
01:05:28,125 --> 01:05:31,893
It wasn't an accident. I did it.
826
01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:37,666
I hated that mean old chicken headed lady.
She'd repo your car if you were
827
01:05:37,668 --> 01:05:41,403
two minutes late on your payment.
Was she going to take yours?
828
01:05:42,005 --> 01:05:45,240
No. My wheelchair.
829
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:48,710
She had the title and I
couldn't make the payment.
830
01:05:48,712 --> 01:05:51,079
Like what was I supposed to do?
831
01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:55,216
I'm like, going through a dry
spell in the music business.
832
01:05:56,186 --> 01:05:58,787
Kids just don't want
to play guitar anymore.
833
01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:02,857
How'd you kill her?
834
01:06:07,197 --> 01:06:12,334
I backed her into one of those big
dryers in that laundry-mat she runs.
835
01:06:15,405 --> 01:06:17,639
Locked her in.
836
01:06:20,978 --> 01:06:23,478
Put in some dimes.
837
01:06:25,882 --> 01:06:29,384
Sizzzzzzz
838
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,252
Hee hee!
839
01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:36,324
How many dimes?
840
01:06:38,895 --> 01:06:42,998
Oh... four or five I guess.
841
01:06:45,369 --> 01:06:50,505
Like I said, guitar lessons
842
01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:55,310
are running a little
thin these days.
843
01:06:56,046 --> 01:06:58,246
Four or five dimes would do it.
844
01:06:58,248 --> 01:06:59,714
So!
845
01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:04,285
You bring your gun today?
846
01:07:04,888 --> 01:07:07,088
Had to hock my gun.
847
01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:12,227
But don't worry! I'll
think of something.
848
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,733
Maybe...
849
01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:23,705
Maybe, maybe I could
choke the victim.
850
01:07:23,707 --> 01:07:28,443
You know! Really! Crush her windpipe
if I can get her down on the floor.
851
01:07:28,779 --> 01:07:30,645
Argh!
852
01:07:33,116 --> 01:07:36,684
That sounds like it might work.
853
01:07:37,154 --> 01:07:38,319
One thing...
854
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:44,392
You could suggest she tie you up.
Bettylou loves to tie and be tied.
855
01:07:48,331 --> 01:07:50,632
I don't know.
856
01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,068
How am I supposed to choke her
857
01:07:53,070 --> 01:07:55,103
if I'm all tied up?
858
01:07:55,105 --> 01:07:57,205
You're not the one
getting tied up.
859
01:07:59,009 --> 01:08:02,177
That's just what you say. Bettylou
will insist on being tied up first.
860
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:10,552
Trust me, I've been there.
She'll want to go first.
861
01:08:11,955 --> 01:08:16,758
I don't know. I don't have any
ropes or that sort of thing.
862
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:20,628
You don't need rope.
Use the pillow cases.
863
01:08:20,630 --> 01:08:23,731
You get burns from rope anyway.
864
01:08:24,468 --> 01:08:26,267
So, so let me get this straight.
865
01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:31,506
I need to tie her up
with the pillow cases?
866
01:08:32,242 --> 01:08:35,543
Like, while she's on the bed?
867
01:08:36,012 --> 01:08:37,879
No big deal.
868
01:08:38,949 --> 01:08:41,716
We'll do a dry run
and I'll show you.
869
01:08:43,987 --> 01:08:47,722
Just twist it up a little.
Like this
870
01:08:49,092 --> 01:08:52,961
No you're twisting it up too much.
You don't want it so tight.
871
01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:56,764
If it's too tight you
can't make any good knots.
872
01:08:57,801 --> 01:09:00,068
That's it.
Now put a wrap around my wrist.
873
01:09:00,070 --> 01:09:03,238
Tie me to the bedpost.
874
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,040
This beds awful shaky.
875
01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:09,344
It's not gonna hold anybody.
876
01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:12,247
It only has to hold her long
enough to choke her. Ok.
877
01:09:13,216 --> 01:09:16,151
Now do my other
wrist the same way.
878
01:09:16,153 --> 01:09:20,155
I don't know man.
I'm not feeling this.
879
01:09:20,157 --> 01:09:23,825
It's going to work. Trust me.
880
01:09:24,895 --> 01:09:27,295
This old bed's not
designed for this.
881
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:30,965
It's made out of steel tubing.
It'll hold up fine.
882
01:09:36,406 --> 01:09:40,775
I need to take off your boots
to tie your legs down.
883
01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:44,145
Not for this job you don't. When
her hands are tied like this,
884
01:09:44,147 --> 01:09:48,383
you got enough advantage to
jump up on her and choke her.
885
01:09:49,486 --> 01:09:52,020
I don't know.
Now that I think about it,
886
01:09:52,022 --> 01:09:54,889
I don't think I've ever
choked anyone before.
887
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:56,858
You'll be fine.
888
01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,827
You've got strong hands from
maneuvering that chair around.
889
01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:03,298
Just crush her
windpipe like you said.
890
01:10:04,401 --> 01:10:07,835
How come you don't just
do this thing yourself.
891
01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:11,005
Like, you could save
yourself a thousand bucks.
892
01:10:11,007 --> 01:10:13,675
And you'd be the only
one who knew about it.
893
01:10:15,478 --> 01:10:18,713
There's always more problems when
more people are involved in a crime.
894
01:10:19,449 --> 01:10:21,449
Like I said, I've been there.
895
01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:24,252
Once I tie her up,
I'm in her power.
896
01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:28,456
Then I'd let her tie me up. Then I'm
right back to giving her the dog.
897
01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:35,029
I'd be better off smothering
her. Like with the pillow.
898
01:10:36,366 --> 01:10:40,034
That way I wouldn't have to
see her face or anything.
899
01:10:41,104 --> 01:10:44,105
It's not the same thing
as shooting somebody.
900
01:10:45,175 --> 01:10:47,442
Man, you've got to untie
me. I've got to split.
901
01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:51,012
Yep! Argh!
902
01:10:51,848 --> 01:10:55,216
I need to smother the victim
903
01:10:55,218 --> 01:10:57,685
With the pillow.
904
01:10:58,288 --> 01:10:59,787
Whatever! Untie me
905
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:02,890
so I can pay you and be gone
before Bettylou gets here.
906
01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:08,029
Oh, we've got plenty of time. She
couldn't be on time to her own funeral.
907
01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:09,631
Let me go!
908
01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:10,966
Argh!
909
01:11:11,568 --> 01:11:12,568
Whuff!
910
01:11:14,204 --> 01:11:16,404
You brought all
the money with you?
911
01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:18,673
You think I'm an idiot.
912
01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:21,075
Don't worry about paying me.
913
01:11:21,077 --> 01:11:23,978
I'll grab the cash
on my way out.
914
01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:25,446
Whuff!
915
01:11:25,448 --> 01:11:29,784
I'm limiting exposure
to witnesses.
916
01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:32,053
Whiff!
917
01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:33,389
Argh!
918
01:11:33,990 --> 01:11:36,891
The hit man's not
like the yard man.
919
01:11:38,194 --> 01:11:41,262
He doesn't just go away
after the grass is mowed.
920
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:42,631
Argh!
921
01:11:53,310 --> 01:11:54,442
Argh!
922
01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:19,534
I'm ready to be
tied up Bettylou.
923
01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:21,869
Oooo! Ahh! Four Eyes.
924
01:12:21,871 --> 01:12:25,807
You know you're supposed
to tie me up first.
925
01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:32,039
Eighteen a night.
Extra towels are extra.
926
01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:33,975
Phone's not working.
927
01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:39,113
Maybe the lightning zapped em.
928
01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:42,250
Happens all the time.
929
01:13:42,252 --> 01:13:46,888
Cell-phones around here
quit when it's raining.
930
01:13:46,890 --> 01:13:48,523
Say!
931
01:13:50,693 --> 01:13:55,830
You young ladies look like you could do with a
little something to take the edge off the storm.
932
01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:02,937
Moonshine!
933
01:14:03,273 --> 01:14:04,472
Cool.
934
01:14:05,074 --> 01:14:07,208
Two dollars. Solid coin.
935
01:14:09,846 --> 01:14:11,679
Zoe?
936
01:14:14,017 --> 01:14:17,118
Plus eighteen for the room.
937
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:21,022
Solid coin. No Giga-Coin.
938
01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:35,269
Can't register
ya'all till tomorrow.
939
01:14:36,539 --> 01:14:38,706
If I can remember.
940
01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,543
Don't worry about it.
941
01:14:43,913 --> 01:14:48,049
Bad memory's part of my charm.
942
01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:20,047
I love this little place.
It's like going back in time.
943
01:15:21,184 --> 01:15:24,118
Pre-Liberation at least.
944
01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:28,589
Like, in the old days when people
brought their men in here.
945
01:15:28,591 --> 01:15:31,192
More of your deviant fantasies.
946
01:15:32,462 --> 01:15:36,397
So! I'm deviant! You know,
I've always liked men.
947
01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:40,368
Zoe! You don't like men.
You've never even seen a man.
948
01:15:40,370 --> 01:15:44,639
Doesn't keep me
from liking them.
949
01:15:46,409 --> 01:15:51,245
There aren't any men to
like. Men are extinct.
950
01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,218
I like them anyway.
951
01:15:59,756 --> 01:16:04,659
Men are the reason for all for the bad
things that have happened in the old world.
952
01:16:04,661 --> 01:16:07,628
Men are evil.
953
01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:25,546
We'll explore the
Pain Pleasure Paradox.
954
01:16:26,683 --> 01:16:28,916
Pain...
955
01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:34,455
Precedes pleasure.
956
01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:54,141
Eighteen a night.
Extra towels are extra.
957
01:16:54,877 --> 01:16:56,544
We're Agents of the Server!
958
01:16:57,647 --> 01:17:01,015
Oh, oh, yes sirs!
How may I help you?
959
01:17:01,451 --> 01:17:03,784
We need a room.
960
01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:12,360
Well, I can give you a
discount. A very good discount.
961
01:17:13,663 --> 01:17:16,430
I think you'll do better
that a discount Grandmother.
962
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:22,670
Yes sir! I can do better.
963
01:17:22,672 --> 01:17:27,808
Rooms for Agents of the
Server are complementary.
964
01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:31,445
Grandmother! You own this motel?
965
01:17:31,447 --> 01:17:35,516
I'm Gamma Class. I
don't own anything.
966
01:17:37,353 --> 01:17:41,789
Of course not. Your family might have
owned it. Back before the liberation.
967
01:17:45,328 --> 01:17:49,997
It was in my family
when I was little girl.
968
01:17:51,034 --> 01:17:54,168
That was a long time
ago, grandmother.
969
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:58,406
Back when there were... men.
970
01:17:59,976 --> 01:18:03,744
You haven't aged
well grandmother.
971
01:18:04,747 --> 01:18:08,082
You were supposed to
be repurposed at sixty.
972
01:18:09,052 --> 01:18:11,652
I'm fifty-eight.
It's on the Server.
973
01:18:11,654 --> 01:18:12,987
Sure!
974
01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:16,791
The Server's down. We
can't review your file.
975
01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:18,392
Sixty's the limit Grandma.
976
01:18:18,394 --> 01:18:21,929
Please! I'm not that old.
977
01:18:21,931 --> 01:18:26,067
Too bad grandma! So sad!
978
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:41,782
Looks like you've got some foil
under your phone Grandma huh?
979
01:18:41,784 --> 01:18:46,921
Oh, sorry sir! The strap!
It, it was itching me.
980
01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:50,725
Yeah, right! You were itching to
run down your cell-phone battery!
981
01:18:50,727 --> 01:18:54,528
There are more interesting
things about grandmother.
982
01:18:54,530 --> 01:18:58,466
Much more interesting that
the dead battery in her phone.
983
01:18:59,502 --> 01:19:04,004
No sir! There's nothing
interesting about me.
984
01:19:04,006 --> 01:19:05,773
Nothing interesting at all!
985
01:19:05,775 --> 01:19:10,911
Sometimes Gamma Class Non-Persons
can be most interesting.
986
01:19:11,514 --> 01:19:14,148
Don't you think Coppel?
987
01:19:14,150 --> 01:19:16,550
Very interesting indeed.
988
01:19:16,552 --> 01:19:20,488
No sir! There's
nothing about me.
989
01:19:20,490 --> 01:19:24,759
I'm only a Gamma Class!
I'm not even a citizen.
990
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:35,069
I think we're going to find out just
how interesting Grandmother really is.
991
01:19:53,656 --> 01:19:57,191
Grandmother knows
something interesting.
992
01:19:58,227 --> 01:20:02,897
She may even know about
deviants staying here.
993
01:20:03,933 --> 01:20:06,267
I think we need to
play a little game.
994
01:20:09,372 --> 01:20:12,373
Let's take a walk!
995
01:20:12,975 --> 01:20:16,310
Have a seat Grandma!
996
01:20:19,549 --> 01:20:22,650
There's nothing to be afraid of.
997
01:20:22,652 --> 01:20:25,186
The truth will set you free.
998
01:20:42,104 --> 01:20:44,705
Don't you just love this Alice!
999
01:20:44,707 --> 01:20:47,441
The Server doesn't
know where we are.
1000
01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:49,476
Like, it can't see
us or anything.
1001
01:20:49,478 --> 01:20:52,479
The Server protects us.
1002
01:20:52,481 --> 01:20:56,083
If something bad were to happen
to us the Server could send help.
1003
01:20:56,085 --> 01:20:57,551
Something did happen.
1004
01:20:57,553 --> 01:21:00,054
The Server went off-line.
1005
01:21:02,158 --> 01:21:06,560
When the Server does come up it'll see
we're not at the fertility clinic.
1006
01:21:06,562 --> 01:21:11,131
I wish the Server would
go off-line forever.
1007
01:21:11,734 --> 01:21:14,068
Zoe! That's blasphemous!
1008
01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:18,706
Alice, I don't want to get
pregnant at the fertility clinic.
1009
01:21:19,909 --> 01:21:22,009
Everybody wants to get pregnant
at the fertility clinic.
1010
01:21:22,011 --> 01:21:23,811
It's a privilege.
1011
01:21:23,813 --> 01:21:28,949
Getting impregnated with a
turkey baster is no privilege.
1012
01:21:29,652 --> 01:21:31,752
That's how people get pregnant.
1013
01:21:32,488 --> 01:21:35,723
Or... a man could love me.
1014
01:21:41,097 --> 01:21:45,399
That's ridiculous.
Men are obsolete,
1015
01:21:58,214 --> 01:22:00,481
Still off-line.
1016
01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:31,211
It's a book!
1017
01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:41,655
Whoa! It really is a book.
1018
01:22:45,161 --> 01:22:50,297
It's actually a book from
the old days of paper.
1019
01:22:58,941 --> 01:23:00,941
It's a Bible!
1020
01:23:07,783 --> 01:23:12,619
Playing Gin Rummy by
yourself Grandmother?
1021
01:23:14,090 --> 01:23:18,492
My little game, the truth game, is
much more entertaining than cards.
1022
01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:24,164
Much more entertaining.
1023
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:28,168
Please! My file
is on the Server!
1024
01:23:28,904 --> 01:23:30,938
We can't access the Server.
1025
01:23:31,974 --> 01:23:34,575
However, we can
access the truth.
1026
01:23:35,878 --> 01:23:39,613
Unbutton your shirt grandma!
1027
01:23:40,049 --> 01:23:43,017
No! Please! No!
1028
01:23:43,619 --> 01:23:46,353
Put the wires on me.
1029
01:23:48,758 --> 01:23:51,091
Ms. Marx?
1030
01:23:52,128 --> 01:23:54,561
Please Penelope!
If you don't mind.
1031
01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:07,541
To do this property, you must
know exactly how it feels.
1032
01:24:08,010 --> 01:24:10,077
Hook me up!
1033
01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:26,994
Now, give it a crank.
1034
01:24:28,998 --> 01:24:31,765
I don't know Villa.
1035
01:24:32,234 --> 01:24:33,901
Crank it!
1036
01:24:39,809 --> 01:24:42,776
What was that supposed to be?
1037
01:24:42,778 --> 01:24:45,345
I don't want to hurt you.
1038
01:24:45,347 --> 01:24:47,648
Crank that thing!
1039
01:24:59,462 --> 01:25:01,995
Villa! Are you alright?
1040
01:25:03,632 --> 01:25:07,334
I'm becoming
impatient Lieutenant
1041
01:25:07,937 --> 01:25:11,438
Light me up! Now!
1042
01:25:13,075 --> 01:25:15,209
I'm afraid.
1043
01:25:15,845 --> 01:25:19,780
My dear sweet Penelope.
1044
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:23,517
You really must get over that.
1045
01:25:28,190 --> 01:25:31,525
No one does it like I do it.
1046
01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:55,816
You need to get rid of that thing
before the Server sees you reading it.
1047
01:25:55,818 --> 01:25:57,384
Books are outlawed!
1048
01:25:59,088 --> 01:26:02,623
You need to turn that
thing into the authorities.
1049
01:26:04,093 --> 01:26:07,253
Maybe we can put it back in its
little hidey-hole where you found it.
1050
01:26:19,475 --> 01:26:22,309
Zoe! I thought you got
rid of that pencil.
1051
01:26:22,311 --> 01:26:25,012
The Server could have you repurposed
for playing around with that thing.
1052
01:26:25,014 --> 01:26:28,782
Chill out! The
Server can't see us.
1053
01:26:33,956 --> 01:26:37,758
I drew a picture of a man.
1054
01:26:39,662 --> 01:26:42,229
It looks like me!
1055
01:26:42,231 --> 01:26:43,931
Just in the face.
1056
01:26:44,533 --> 01:26:45,499
You gave me parts!
1057
01:26:45,501 --> 01:26:47,834
You gave me a dongle.
1058
01:26:47,836 --> 01:26:51,104
Well yeah! I've never
seen a real man.
1059
01:26:54,410 --> 01:26:57,044
It looks like...
1060
01:26:57,046 --> 01:26:58,745
A fish.
1061
01:27:02,818 --> 01:27:07,187
It didn't come out
exactly how I wanted.
1062
01:27:11,293 --> 01:27:16,163
When we left I time-lined all my friends
that we were going to be in Atlanta.
1063
01:27:16,165 --> 01:27:19,566
Everyone's going to
be worried about us.
1064
01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:23,003
All those friends on your page.
1065
01:27:23,005 --> 01:27:25,672
You know they don't give
a flying rat about you.
1066
01:27:25,674 --> 01:27:30,077
They wouldn't even notice
if you never posted again.
1067
01:27:46,795 --> 01:27:50,330
I'm telling you the truth!
1068
01:27:50,332 --> 01:27:55,469
It's all my fault grandmother. I just
haven't asked the right questions.
1069
01:27:56,572 --> 01:28:00,374
I'll tell you anything
you want to know.
1070
01:28:04,179 --> 01:28:07,381
I'm sure you will.
1071
01:28:11,954 --> 01:28:16,089
Do you have a man in here?
1072
01:28:16,091 --> 01:28:20,127
Like perhaps some old geezer who managed
to slighter away from the purge?
1073
01:28:34,510 --> 01:28:38,812
There's no extra doors
in here grandmother?
1074
01:28:40,349 --> 01:28:43,850
No escape tunnels?
1075
01:28:47,056 --> 01:28:51,625
So! The old man is
still in here with us!
1076
01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:55,862
Right under our noses!
1077
01:28:56,231 --> 01:28:58,065
A man?
1078
01:28:59,968 --> 01:29:03,670
Lieutenant! Your gun please.
1079
01:29:11,747 --> 01:29:16,883
A true leader never asks her subordinate
to do something she wouldn't do herself.
1080
01:29:23,492 --> 01:29:27,060
Please! I'll do anything!
1081
01:29:27,062 --> 01:29:29,196
Betray the man!
1082
01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:57,991
Villa!
1083
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:01,461
Villa!
1084
01:30:04,299 --> 01:30:05,332
Villa!
1085
01:30:05,667 --> 01:30:06,667
What!
1086
01:30:10,172 --> 01:30:14,341
What's your hurry
putting that thing on?
1087
01:30:14,343 --> 01:30:18,145
The battery. It
could use a charge.
1088
01:30:18,881 --> 01:30:20,747
It'll survive a little longer.
1089
01:30:22,184 --> 01:30:25,719
You know the Server can have us
repurposed for un-monitored intimacy.
1090
01:30:26,955 --> 01:30:31,425
Don't you just love how it
feels when we're totally alone?
1091
01:30:35,864 --> 01:30:37,864
Put your phone on.
1092
01:30:37,866 --> 01:30:40,267
No. It drains my life force.
1093
01:30:40,636 --> 01:30:41,468
Zoe!
1094
01:30:41,470 --> 01:30:43,036
I don't want it on me.
1095
01:30:43,806 --> 01:30:45,739
Stop. You're going to break it.
1096
01:31:04,226 --> 01:31:06,560
It's the Whisky!
1097
01:31:07,563 --> 01:31:09,830
You don't know what you're
doing.
1098
01:31:10,632 --> 01:31:12,098
Maybe.
1099
01:31:15,003 --> 01:31:18,138
Maybe I don't know
what I'm doing!
1100
01:31:42,664 --> 01:31:46,967
Death by broken heart.
1101
01:31:50,873 --> 01:31:54,241
How did you know about that man?
1102
01:31:54,877 --> 01:31:56,943
I can smell them.
1103
01:31:58,046 --> 01:32:00,280
Makes the hair on
my neck prick up.
1104
01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:02,716
You can smell them?
1105
01:32:02,718 --> 01:32:04,317
They're like rats.
1106
01:32:04,319 --> 01:32:05,452
Rats?
1107
01:32:11,593 --> 01:32:16,229
When you see one, there's
ten more you don't.
1108
01:32:17,533 --> 01:32:21,134
We need to check the
rest of the Motel rooms.
1109
01:33:26,501 --> 01:33:29,636
Agents of the
Server! Allow entry.
1110
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:55,662
We're investigating criminal
activity in this district.
1111
01:33:57,299 --> 01:34:00,667
I did it! I broke
the cell-phone.
1112
01:34:02,537 --> 01:34:05,739
Destruction of Server property.
1113
01:34:06,341 --> 01:34:07,874
Second-level felony.
1114
01:34:08,477 --> 01:34:09,142
Move it lieutenant.
1115
01:34:09,144 --> 01:34:11,544
We're not here for this.
1116
01:34:18,286 --> 01:34:22,355
Whuff! What's happening?
1117
01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:30,930
Alcohol! A drunken
Beta Class Citizen.
1118
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:32,832
What is it?
1119
01:34:46,948 --> 01:34:50,150
What are you people
doing to Alice?
1120
01:34:50,752 --> 01:34:53,019
Ms. Marx! I found this.
1121
01:34:56,091 --> 01:34:58,491
What is this trash?
1122
01:34:58,493 --> 01:35:02,962
This Beta Class Citizen was concealing
this contraband material, Sir.
1123
01:35:03,832 --> 01:35:05,165
Looks like
1124
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:07,100
A fish.
1125
01:35:10,739 --> 01:35:14,040
There's no men in here.
This is a dry hole.
1126
01:35:14,509 --> 01:35:16,209
Men? In here?
1127
01:35:21,116 --> 01:35:23,950
The paper's not yours, sister.
1128
01:35:23,952 --> 01:35:27,020
Neither is the phone.
1129
01:35:29,658 --> 01:35:32,058
It's my phone.
1130
01:35:34,629 --> 01:35:37,063
She was lying to protect you.
1131
01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:39,766
They're both guilty.
1132
01:35:54,149 --> 01:35:57,317
Just shoot them Coppel.
1133
01:35:59,688 --> 01:36:03,223
For only a second
level felony sir?
1134
01:36:03,692 --> 01:36:04,692
Well then
1135
01:36:05,227 --> 01:36:07,393
Just shoot one of them.
1136
01:36:28,617 --> 01:36:31,584
Pull the trigger Lieutenant.
1137
01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:35,155
Now.
1138
01:36:43,732 --> 01:36:45,865
Now!
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