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Hi, Amy
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You got any crystal?
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Fuck off
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Shit, who pissed in your Fruit Loops?
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Peanut, why don't you go passionately fuck yourself?
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Yuk, you're all sweaty.
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Whatcha lookin' for?
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My skull lighter.
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I swear, if it's missing, I'll slit my wrists.
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Now that would be a great loss to the human race.
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Sit and spin.
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That guy has the intelligence of a stool sample.
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He's OK.
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I think he's got brain damage.
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But he's OK.
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This place is so fucking boring I wish someone
would burn it to the ground.
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Let's just get the fuck out of here.
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Wanna go to Heaven?
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Go ahead and stick it inside.
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Jordan, put your dick in me.
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I'm tryin'...
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I'm sorry.
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I just...
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What?
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I'm afraid of catching AIDS.
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But we're both virgins.
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Where's the fuckin cigarettes?
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I dunno what it is, but...
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I feel really weird tonight
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Like something's gonna happen
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Me too.
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Do you love me?
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Yeah. Totally.
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Why?
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It's just...
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"I love you" can mean a lot of things, like
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"You'll do till someone
better comes along"
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"I can't describe how I really feel..."
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"But I know I'm
supposed to say this"
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or "Shut up",
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"I'm watchin' TV"...
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Are you stoned?
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I think sometimes this city is sucking away my soul.
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Like yesterday I was
stuck in this humongous traffic jam
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on the 405 freeway
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and I just couldn't wait to get to the dead
bodies lying there on the bloody asphalt.
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All I cared
about was getting out and moving again...
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I know
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I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole.
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There just is no place for us in this world.
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Hey, get off my fucking car!
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Wake up, cocksucker!
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It's time to die.
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Yo, bitch, would you just go?!
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Get your fucking hands off my car!
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Goddamn motherfucker
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I swear, if there is one dent in the door
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one scratch in the paint...
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What the fuck're you talking about?
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This car is older
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than you and your jaibait boyfriend here
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combined
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I love this car.
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Oh my god, you're bleeding all over the upholstery!
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Jesus, don't potty in your panties about it.
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Jordan, he is bleeding all over my upholstery!
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It's OK Amy, he's cleanin' it up.
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You alright, man?
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Yeah. I'm totally into getting
the fuck beat out of me
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and slicin' up my own fuckin leg...
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You are really fuckin rude. Y'know that?
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Hey, that's my shirt.
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Oh... sorry
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It's cool.
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Go ahead
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Use it
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That is so gross.
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What's your name, anyway
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Xavier
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What?
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That's the stupidest fuckin name
I've ever heard.
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Is it cool if I just call you "X"?
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I can't really pronounce all that...
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Only if I get to call you "Nutlicker"
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If bullshit were music,
you'd be a big brass band
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What's with your lady here, Jordo?
Terminal PMS?
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- Fuck you.
- No. Fuck you
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Fuck you, you stinkin' kootch.
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Fuck you, you big wet bearded clam!
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Get out of my fucking car!
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C'mon, Amy. He didn't mean it.
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He's just jokin' around...
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Right X?
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Tell her...
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Yeah, Amy. Don't get your uterus
all tied in a knot.
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Listen, gism-breath.
I want you out of my fucking car
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right this fucking second.
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I'm not kidding, Scumfuck.
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Get. Lost.
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You're, uh...
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Giving me an erection.
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You're repugnant.
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OK, Miss America. You win...
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Later, gator.
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Hey, what about my shirt?
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Thanks, X.
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My pleasure, Nutlicker.
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Will you marry me?
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Hey you don't have to decide immediately...
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Hey! You think about it
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Sleep on it, honey!...
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I swear, Amy
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You can be so harsh.
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I dunno,
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he seemed cool.
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Kinda strange maybe...
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He was an anus-face.
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What were we talkin' about the other day,
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About trying to be less
judgemental of people?...
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Fuck that.
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I'm starvin'.
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Stop at the next QuickieMart, 'K?
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Sure y'don't want anything?
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I'm speeding, remember?
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Hey. No smoking here
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Hey, hey, girlie... you pick up.
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Eat my fuck.
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Pick up, girlie
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I'm so sure
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We happy?
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6 dollar, 66 cent
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That's weird.
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Must've fallen out in the car...
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I'll pay you right back...
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oh fuck...
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...The Scumfuck.
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You fuckin kook.
We left our wallets in the car.
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Let me just run out and...
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What're you gonna do, shoot us?
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I mean, what is this, some kind of joke -
like "Candid Camera" or something?
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Scram.
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What the fuck d'you think you're doing?
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Saving your fucking life.
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Did I ask you for any big favors, huh?
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Would you please just get the fuck out of here?
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Jordan, he is getting us into Deep Shit.
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Would you just get the hell out of here?
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Come on!
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...Would you just fuckin chill??!
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...his head. His head, man.
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It was talkin'...
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I think, we're probably cool.
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Imean, that weirdo gook lady with the machete
probably doesn't even speak english...
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I think everything's gonna be fine.
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What the fuck d'you mean
"everything's gonna be fine"?
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You just blew somebody's
fucking head off!
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You know, you gotta be the little
pessimist all the time, don't you?
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Little Miss Gloom and Doom.
Well, fuck you.
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You were there, you were both there
with me...
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and read my lips
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we're in this together.
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I fry, we all fry...
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Blow it out your crusty rectum, loser.
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We don't know you, we barely just met you,
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and we certainly don't like you.
You're fucking crazy
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...and you're ugly besides.
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I love you too, darling.
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His fuckin head...
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it was in the relish 'n' onions 'n'
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it was talkin'...
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I mean, don't y'think you oughta
call your mom or something?
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Tomorrow.
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What? Mommy and Daddy'll be all
worried about their baby girl?
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My mom used to be a heroin addict;
now she's a Scientologist.
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My old man's dead.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm not. He was a bloated, alkie pig who
was always trying to molest me.
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What 'bout you?
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My folks live in Encino.
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My mom shot my dad
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then killed herself when I was twelve.
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I'm taking a bath.
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I love this show, man.
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S'how Long've you 'n'
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Princess Leia been a happy little couple?
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Fuck
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a long time
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Three months
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No way.
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Most of my relationships,
they last about three days
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or...
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three hours.
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Yeah, relationships bite.
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Wow. Righteous tattoo.
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I been wantin' one forever but
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I can't decide on a design I like enough to,
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y'know
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wear on my body for like the rest of my life.
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It's a big commitment.
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I sure do like yours alot though...
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I gotta take a whiz.
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I must piss.
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Now some of this next footage may be
too gruesome for some audience members
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so viewer discretion is advised...
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Police say that the severed head
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of QuickieMart proprietor,
Nguyen Kok-Suk,
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was still talking when it was discovered,
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at approximately 2:39 am,
by a Jerseymaid deliveryman...
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...And the San Fernando Valley
Sheriffs Department is still investigating
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the bizarre, ritualistic slaying
of his wife and children as well...
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It appears that the shopkeeper's wife,
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was so distraught over
the slaying of her husband
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that she took the lives of her
children, disemboweling them...
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Wait just a second there...
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disemboweling them?
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Yes, Chet, dis-em-boweling them
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before taking the knife to
herself in some kind of unusual suicide rite.
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The police so far have only one clue to the identity
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of Mr. Suk's murderer or murderers...
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This skull earring
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the type sold most frequently
in rock'n'roll paraphernalia shops
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often worn by homosexuals, satanists,
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and members of other dangerous cult groups...
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Hold it, Sandy.Correct me if I'm wrong,
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but don't lots of people,
especially trendy teenagers
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following the latest "fad", kids who are
otherwise perfectly "normal",
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don't they wear earrings similar to
the one shown here?
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Yes, well, Chet,
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that is a problem...
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Smooth move, ex-lax.
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Pinch the bridge of your nose.
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Pinch it there...
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I'm so fuckin hungry
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I can eat my leg.
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How 'bout a little foodular action?
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Welcome to Carnoburger
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May I have your orders please?
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Gimme the Slop-O-Rama Bellybuster
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no onions
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A Passion Fruit Slurpster
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and aside Curly Q fries
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I have some Barbecue Beef Chunks
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Some Fried Cheeseballs
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And an Evian
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Diet coke. Extra large.
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She never eats when she does crystal
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Shut up
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That's be all?
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I've lost my earring
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That'd be... 6 $ 66.
Please pull forward to the window
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Jordan, I'm sure. We're like in this total
predicament and you're worried about
losing a fucking earring?
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It's got sentimental value
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My mom gave it to me when I finally
passed algebra/trig
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You can relax your royal sphincter
muscle, your highness.
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The crazy machette lady offed herself and her kids
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so there are no witnesses left.
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What?
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They're all dead.
It was on the news.
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You're so full of sheep excrement
it's not even funny
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I saw it on TV, so it's gotta be true, right?
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Yeah
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what if dead guy's head is still talking?
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And he tell the cops everything?
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00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,164
Grossify me
266
00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:46,874
Six sixty-six
267
00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:50,459
Sunshine?
268
00:21:50,762 --> 00:21:51,925
Gimme some money
269
00:21:52,137 --> 00:21:53,631
Sunshine, is that you?
270
00:21:53,972 --> 00:21:56,261
I think you must've me mixed up
with someone else
271
00:21:56,684 --> 00:21:58,972
Gonad-face, give me some money
272
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,557
Don't lie to me now
273
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,971
I know it's you
274
00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:07,602
Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead!
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
275
00:22:08,614 --> 00:22:10,442
Would you just give me some fucking money?
276
00:22:10,658 --> 00:22:12,281
You said you loved me...
277
00:22:13,410 --> 00:22:15,486
You said, you'd never leave me...
278
00:22:15,746 --> 00:22:18,415
It this Night of the Living Brain-dead?
279
00:22:18,876 --> 00:22:21,995
Wake up and smell the cappucino, geek
280
00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:24,660
I don't know you,
I've never fucking seen you before,
281
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,211
I don't know who the fuck
this 'Sunshine' is!
282
00:22:27,635 --> 00:22:29,258
You little whore
283
00:22:30,553 --> 00:22:32,345
You broke my fucking heart!
284
00:22:32,598 --> 00:22:34,222
Come on, Sunshine
285
00:22:34,642 --> 00:22:36,515
give the poor guy a break
286
00:22:36,686 --> 00:22:38,394
Shut the fuck up
287
00:22:38,563 --> 00:22:41,397
and give me some motherfucking money!
288
00:22:43,526 --> 00:22:44,936
Ain't it nice?
289
00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:48,817
I figure, if I can't have you,
no one will
290
00:22:56,915 --> 00:22:59,370
Hey Bartholomew, what's going on?
291
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,631
The bitch
292
00:23:07,509 --> 00:23:09,089
I will find her
293
00:23:10,388 --> 00:23:11,383
and I will kill her
294
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:15,424
Is it fucking full moon or what?
What the fuck is going on?
295
00:23:15,893 --> 00:23:19,013
You shouldn't have broken his little
old achey heart like that, Sunshine
296
00:23:19,188 --> 00:23:22,604
Cram it, ass-crack
We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you
297
00:23:23,234 --> 00:23:25,559
Mellowize thyself, fishwich
298
00:23:26,779 --> 00:23:29,651
Ever considered cuttin' down on
your crystal intake a bit?
299
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:30,903
Cripes
300
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:32,984
I have had it with you!
301
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,818
Don't worry, Amy
302
00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:38,413
We're here, we're safe,
303
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,038
everything is cool
304
00:23:42,423 --> 00:23:45,423
Jordan, I just wanna go home and
forget this whole entire nightmare
305
00:23:46,719 --> 00:23:48,959
It's alright, Amy, really
306
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:52,722
In the morning, we'll figure it all out
307
00:23:56,771 --> 00:23:57,968
Yeah, sure
308
00:24:03,194 --> 00:24:04,736
I'm gonna get ready for bed
309
00:24:07,698 --> 00:24:11,032
brush your teeth before you turn in,
otherwise you'll have cheese-breath
310
00:24:20,338 --> 00:24:22,958
I get the feeling Amy
doesn't like me very much
311
00:24:24,259 --> 00:24:26,050
Don't take it personal, X
312
00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:28,387
She's just a little...
313
00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:32,008
aloof, till you get to know her
314
00:25:52,435 --> 00:25:54,844
I've never seen a tattoo there before
315
00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:00,934
Touch it
316
00:26:03,155 --> 00:26:04,151
Go ahead
317
00:26:05,282 --> 00:26:06,445
Indulge
318
00:26:17,170 --> 00:26:18,713
What's it a picture of?
319
00:26:21,843 --> 00:26:23,087
Can't you tell?
320
00:26:25,554 --> 00:26:26,800
It's Jesus
321
00:26:30,437 --> 00:26:33,471
Why the hell d'you have Jesus
tattooed on your dick?
322
00:26:36,733 --> 00:26:38,606
So people, when I'm boning 'em,
323
00:26:39,235 --> 00:26:40,648
can say
324
00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:42,233
"I've got Jesus
325
00:26:42,822 --> 00:26:44,234
inside me"
326
00:26:55,045 --> 00:26:57,963
I'm gonna vacuum your tongue
right out of your face
327
00:27:12,270 --> 00:27:13,266
Wait
328
00:27:19,695 --> 00:27:20,728
I'm gonna come
329
00:27:20,905 --> 00:27:21,901
Already?
330
00:27:22,614 --> 00:27:25,023
Don't worry, I'm good for
about six times a night
331
00:27:27,953 --> 00:27:29,199
Four at least
332
00:27:29,622 --> 00:27:31,532
How 'bout you? You anywhere close?
333
00:27:33,751 --> 00:27:34,867
Sort of
334
00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,630
I can't hold it much longer
335
00:28:22,346 --> 00:28:23,592
Where is she?
336
00:28:24,599 --> 00:28:26,590
Where is my little dandelion flower?
337
00:28:28,603 --> 00:28:30,311
Tell me where she is or
338
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:34,354
you'll gonna have a mangled stump in
place of that fairy face o' yours
339
00:28:38,738 --> 00:28:40,148
Tell me where she is,
340
00:28:40,323 --> 00:28:43,032
you fucking slimy piece of queerbait!
341
00:28:43,161 --> 00:28:44,904
I'm right here, lovebucket
342
00:28:48,999 --> 00:28:51,705
My pearly-doo drops rose
343
00:28:52,628 --> 00:28:55,036
I missed you so much, my darling
344
00:29:01,847 --> 00:29:04,468
You know I could never live
without you, my bumpkins
345
00:29:04,932 --> 00:29:07,305
I've been dreaming
of this moment for months
346
00:29:14,778 --> 00:29:15,772
Come on!
347
00:29:16,279 --> 00:29:17,394
My pants
348
00:29:21,534 --> 00:29:23,573
My babycakes! My cuddlemuffin!
349
00:29:23,744 --> 00:29:25,653
Please, please, don't leave me again!
350
00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:28,870
Get a fuckin life, dogbreath
351
00:29:31,795 --> 00:29:32,908
Come back!
352
00:29:33,213 --> 00:29:34,540
Babycake!
353
00:29:46,476 --> 00:29:49,928
Ever feel like reality is
more twisted than dreams?
354
00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:54,891
Not again
355
00:30:00,367 --> 00:30:01,613
My fucking arm!
356
00:30:02,827 --> 00:30:04,203
I want it back
357
00:30:05,414 --> 00:30:06,493
Son of a bitch
358
00:30:06,915 --> 00:30:07,995
Jam on it, girlfriend!
359
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:11,200
Get that fucking thing out of my car!
360
00:30:11,587 --> 00:30:13,461
I'm trying! What d'you think...
361
00:30:19,137 --> 00:30:20,679
God fucking damnit, Amy!
362
00:30:24,350 --> 00:30:26,888
Would you kindly tromp on the
fucking gas pedal?!
363
00:30:36,447 --> 00:30:38,072
Sunshine
364
00:30:38,699 --> 00:30:41,322
You are my one true love
365
00:30:48,877 --> 00:30:52,625
What is with you? Do you have to kill someone
every fuckin time we stop the car?!
366
00:30:53,049 --> 00:30:57,343
Well, pardon me for rescuing your
ingrate ass twice in the same night,
367
00:30:58,179 --> 00:31:00,504
you fuckin furry tuna taco
368
00:31:00,682 --> 00:31:02,306
You don't care about anything, do you?
369
00:31:02,476 --> 00:31:05,013
You have no guilt, no remorse?
370
00:31:05,269 --> 00:31:08,721
You murdered two people tonight
Doesn't that faze you at all?
371
00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:11,396
Yeah, I'm bummed
372
00:31:12,486 --> 00:31:13,648
To the max
373
00:31:15,323 --> 00:31:17,065
But it's not like I've never done it before
374
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,241
Excuse me?
375
00:31:20,328 --> 00:31:21,573
How many people've you..?
376
00:31:22,624 --> 00:31:23,702
Just a few
377
00:31:24,540 --> 00:31:26,033
and all of 'em deserved it
378
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:28,208
or wore a uniform
379
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,250
Like my first,
380
00:31:31,964 --> 00:31:34,288
this ugly sow of a parking cop
381
00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:38,714
Y'know how they're so full of themselves, they got
their fuckin badge, they think they're all bad
382
00:31:39,346 --> 00:31:41,221
Well, this one lardass cunt tickets me
383
00:31:41,434 --> 00:31:42,976
for bein' in a red zone
384
00:31:43,185 --> 00:31:44,893
for like ten seconds
385
00:31:45,312 --> 00:31:49,724
So I'm there in the street arguin' with her
'n' she's just smiling away, writin' me up
386
00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:51,601
I grabbed the bitch by her kinky 'fro
387
00:31:51,776 --> 00:31:55,111
and started poundin' her head into
the hood of her nice white
388
00:31:55,321 --> 00:31:56,484
Parking Pig-mobile
389
00:31:56,656 --> 00:31:57,524
and then,
390
00:31:57,742 --> 00:32:02,072
I slammed the door on her skull a
buncha times until she was dead
391
00:32:02,247 --> 00:32:03,411
La mort
392
00:32:03,582 --> 00:32:04,613
History
393
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:06,792
God, would take a reality pill
394
00:32:07,168 --> 00:32:08,711
Hey, I still got the scar
395
00:32:12,382 --> 00:32:15,003
Teethmarks from where the bitch bit me
396
00:32:17,847 --> 00:32:19,127
I tell you,
397
00:32:19,432 --> 00:32:23,015
those cops are like
goddamned savage animals
398
00:32:55,596 --> 00:32:56,793
...and some nachos
399
00:33:09,486 --> 00:33:12,156
That'd be six sixty six
400
00:33:16,284 --> 00:33:19,240
All hail the Coffee and Cigarette God
401
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,237
Where's my change?
402
00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:23,697
Drop dead, dunghead
403
00:33:25,212 --> 00:33:26,587
No Zagnut bars?
404
00:33:26,962 --> 00:33:29,422
Life is a chewy shit sandwich
405
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:33,503
What now?
406
00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:35,761
Go fetch me some Zagnut bars, wench
407
00:33:35,929 --> 00:33:37,259
Fuck you
408
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:38,802
You already have
409
00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:41,175
Fucked me
410
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:43,552
You are such
411
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:44,977
the prick
412
00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:48,058
Yeah, well, that's not exactly how
you phrased it last night
413
00:33:48,234 --> 00:33:51,393
You think you're funny? You're not.
You're pathetic
414
00:33:55,994 --> 00:33:57,022
Sniff my finger
415
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:03,797
Sniff my finger 'n' tell me it doesn't smell
like your girlfriend's sweet juicy snatch
416
00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:04,955
I'm gonna strangle you!
417
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:06,041
I hate you!
418
00:34:29,196 --> 00:34:30,441
He's a liar
419
00:34:30,697 --> 00:34:31,861
Y'know that, don't you?
420
00:34:32,657 --> 00:34:33,855
It doesn't matter
421
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,036
Even if I did get together with him,
and this isn't saying I did or anything,
422
00:34:37,495 --> 00:34:39,038
but if I did,
423
00:34:39,873 --> 00:34:42,579
y'know that it wouldn't actually mean anything,
I mean
424
00:34:43,335 --> 00:34:45,209
y'know that I really only love you,
425
00:34:45,963 --> 00:34:46,964
right?
426
00:34:49,301 --> 00:34:50,547
Whatever, Amy
427
00:35:00,395 --> 00:35:02,472
I wish that we could ditch him
someplace, Jordan
428
00:35:02,898 --> 00:35:05,389
Just get rid of him and
forget he ever existed
429
00:35:07,903 --> 00:35:09,564
He's not so bad
430
00:35:09,739 --> 00:35:10,985
I mean,
431
00:35:11,448 --> 00:35:13,073
he's sorta like us
432
00:35:14,286 --> 00:35:15,566
Lost,
433
00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:18,413
like he doesn't fit in
434
00:35:20,334 --> 00:35:21,744
He scares me, Jordan
435
00:35:23,129 --> 00:35:24,670
Like I don't know what it is,
436
00:35:25,965 --> 00:35:28,290
there's something evil about him
437
00:35:30,971 --> 00:35:32,594
Don't be a cornnut
438
00:35:33,556 --> 00:35:34,588
C'mon
439
00:35:35,182 --> 00:35:36,594
finish your breakfast
440
00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:39,385
Then let's get me some clothes
441
00:35:39,769 --> 00:35:42,642
I feel like a fuckin
frat boy in this toga
442
00:36:01,669 --> 00:36:02,783
Be right back
443
00:36:11,096 --> 00:36:13,931
What's with you? You act like
somebody ate your pet hamster
444
00:36:15,184 --> 00:36:16,299
Well, duh
445
00:36:16,644 --> 00:36:19,645
I am so pissed at you I could
rip your testicles off
446
00:36:19,897 --> 00:36:21,640
and staple them to your ankles
447
00:36:21,941 --> 00:36:24,895
What the fuck did you have
to go and tell Jordan for?
448
00:36:25,653 --> 00:36:26,899
Tell him what?
449
00:36:27,696 --> 00:36:29,523
What d'you think, doorknob?
That we got together
450
00:36:30,824 --> 00:36:32,155
Well, didn't you utterly dig it?
451
00:36:32,618 --> 00:36:33,993
That is not the point
452
00:36:34,703 --> 00:36:36,745
What is the point then?
Get it:
453
00:36:36,915 --> 00:36:39,952
Guilt is for married, old people
454
00:36:41,504 --> 00:36:44,374
You are incredible.
You aren't even human, are you?
455
00:36:45,716 --> 00:36:48,289
You're like a life support system
for a cock
456
00:36:50,012 --> 00:36:51,721
This is so fuckin cher
457
00:36:51,889 --> 00:36:52,969
Look'it this thing
458
00:36:53,183 --> 00:36:54,592
I mean, check it out
459
00:36:54,767 --> 00:36:55,929
Let me see
460
00:37:03,402 --> 00:37:04,398
Can I?
461
00:37:05,528 --> 00:37:06,940
Be my guest
462
00:37:23,131 --> 00:37:25,884
Jesus, it's a fuckin belt
Don't tard out over it
463
00:37:28,554 --> 00:37:30,380
Mon, dad
464
00:37:30,932 --> 00:37:31,962
It's me
465
00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:38,853
I'm uh, sorta takin' a little
vacation with Amy right now and uh
466
00:37:42,945 --> 00:37:45,401
Fuckin machine hung up on me
467
00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:54,617
I'm thirsty
468
00:38:23,945 --> 00:38:25,143
What d'you pick?
469
00:38:27,199 --> 00:38:28,194
Shit!
470
00:38:31,828 --> 00:38:34,284
Jordan, would you listen to me
for a second and forget about
that dweeby game?
471
00:38:42,048 --> 00:38:43,958
Sheesh, Amy, what's the national emergency?
472
00:38:45,426 --> 00:38:48,298
Jordan, would you kindly pull
your head out of your rectal region?
473
00:38:51,474 --> 00:38:53,847
We're accessories to two homicides
474
00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:57,013
Doesn't that concern you in the fuckin least?
475
00:39:01,069 --> 00:39:02,397
Kitten, is that you?
476
00:39:07,117 --> 00:39:08,660
Don't you recognize me?
477
00:39:09,662 --> 00:39:10,776
It's me
478
00:39:12,038 --> 00:39:13,284
Brandi
479
00:39:13,457 --> 00:39:16,078
Your eternal loveslave
480
00:39:16,293 --> 00:39:17,539
Your slave
481
00:39:17,754 --> 00:39:18,916
Look, lady, I don't know who you are
482
00:39:19,089 --> 00:39:22,088
Has this guy shot you full of dope and brainwashed
483
00:39:22,257 --> 00:39:23,801
you like the others?
You're high, aren't you?
484
00:39:24,803 --> 00:39:26,298
- It's me, honeycakes!
- Let me go!
485
00:39:28,765 --> 00:39:30,889
I know it's you,
I can smell your perfume
486
00:39:34,145 --> 00:39:37,266
Get your fucking clammy hands off me,
you crazy bitch!!!
487
00:39:38,984 --> 00:39:40,395
He's kidnapped you, right?
488
00:39:40,569 --> 00:39:43,322
And he told you he'd kill you if you
act like you knew me
489
00:39:43,572 --> 00:39:44,737
Well, don't fret, darlin'
490
00:39:45,325 --> 00:39:46,439
Brandi's here
491
00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:47,780
I'll save you from this heathen
492
00:39:52,374 --> 00:39:54,246
I'm gonna lop
493
00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:56,827
his dick off
494
00:39:57,378 --> 00:39:58,754
like a chicken head
495
00:40:00,923 --> 00:40:03,083
I can't leave you guys alone
for a minute, can I?
496
00:40:27,703 --> 00:40:29,530
Oh God, Bruce
I'm sorry
497
00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:36,504
But that was her, it was Kitten
498
00:40:37,170 --> 00:40:38,998
I know it, I know it was her
499
00:40:46,639 --> 00:40:47,718
The bitch
500
00:40:52,105 --> 00:40:53,728
I'm gonna find her
501
00:40:55,732 --> 00:40:57,311
And I'm gonna kill
502
00:40:59,068 --> 00:41:00,978
This is so nice
503
00:41:01,572 --> 00:41:05,024
Lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer
504
00:41:06,661 --> 00:41:08,904
I hope we die simultaneously,
505
00:41:10,289 --> 00:41:12,745
like in a fiery car wreck
506
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:16,582
or nuclear bomb-blast or something
507
00:41:19,759 --> 00:41:21,419
You are so romantic
508
00:41:23,971 --> 00:41:25,548
No, for reals
509
00:41:27,183 --> 00:41:29,473
I don't ever wanna have to miss you
510
00:41:32,481 --> 00:41:33,680
Ditto
511
00:41:34,483 --> 00:41:38,433
Row, row, row
512
00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:39,942
your boat
513
00:41:40,572 --> 00:41:45,115
gently down the stream
514
00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:54,624
Merrily, merrily, merrily
515
00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:02,587
Life is but a dream
516
00:42:14,816 --> 00:42:15,932
Take it out
517
00:42:24,410 --> 00:42:25,490
Stroke it
518
00:42:29,749 --> 00:42:30,829
Squeeze it
519
00:42:34,254 --> 00:42:35,334
Harder
520
00:42:39,635 --> 00:42:40,714
Look at it
521
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,641
Put it in
522
00:42:54,526 --> 00:42:56,020
when I say OK
523
00:43:25,476 --> 00:43:29,521
Don't you think sex is totally strange?
524
00:43:30,648 --> 00:43:32,393
Just the whole idea of it,
525
00:43:33,943 --> 00:43:36,400
this tube of flesh gets stiff
526
00:43:37,405 --> 00:43:39,233
and inserted in these
527
00:43:40,033 --> 00:43:42,109
warm, squishy places
528
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:48,538
I think maybe it's more powerful
than we'd like it to be
529
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:53,914
It's fuckin trippy,
530
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:56,843
that's for sure
531
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:01,842
It's kinda like eating spaghetti
532
00:44:05,686 --> 00:44:06,799
Why?
533
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,362
You are so great
534
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,454
Hey, that reminds me
535
00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:27,500
I'm hongry
536
00:44:27,667 --> 00:44:29,458
You're always "hongry"
537
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:33,246
That's cuz I'm a growin' boy
538
00:44:37,010 --> 00:44:41,257
I'm gonna walk to the AM/PM and
get some Shrimp Nuggets or something
539
00:44:42,473 --> 00:44:43,637
Want anything?
540
00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:46,096
More cigarettes
541
00:44:47,230 --> 00:44:48,391
Yes, dear
542
00:45:09,378 --> 00:45:10,873
I love you, fucker
543
00:45:12,715 --> 00:45:14,294
Me too, fucker
544
00:45:51,299 --> 00:45:52,377
Pig
545
00:45:53,926 --> 00:45:55,170
Whatchawatchin'?
546
00:46:05,230 --> 00:46:06,260
Come here
547
00:46:12,612 --> 00:46:13,941
I wanna play a game
548
00:46:16,157 --> 00:46:17,533
I'm gonna start counting
549
00:46:18,159 --> 00:46:21,160
If you crack a smile
before I get to eight,
550
00:46:21,455 --> 00:46:22,949
I get to strangle you
551
00:46:23,331 --> 00:46:24,447
If you don't,
552
00:46:26,459 --> 00:46:28,950
I have to do anything you say
553
00:46:58,620 --> 00:46:59,864
Seven-and-a-half
554
00:47:01,749 --> 00:47:02,911
You win
555
00:47:07,420 --> 00:47:08,416
Go ahead
556
00:47:39,121 --> 00:47:40,202
I'll take
557
00:47:40,999 --> 00:47:42,000
these too
558
00:47:46,254 --> 00:47:48,164
Six sixty-six
559
00:48:00,353 --> 00:48:01,895
What's Jordan's like?
560
00:48:02,437 --> 00:48:03,469
What?
561
00:48:03,688 --> 00:48:06,311
Y'know, his engorged member
562
00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:08,692
His tumescent love missle
563
00:48:08,861 --> 00:48:12,065
His throbbing purple meat scepter
564
00:48:14,118 --> 00:48:15,494
Why d'you wanna know?
565
00:48:16,244 --> 00:48:17,358
I don't know
566
00:48:18,331 --> 00:48:19,703
I'm curious
567
00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:23,244
It's alright,
568
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,039
it's fine
569
00:48:27,589 --> 00:48:30,342
What d'you mean 'fine'?
570
00:48:31,718 --> 00:48:33,962
Is it the size of vienna sausage
571
00:48:34,305 --> 00:48:36,014
or like a baby's arm?
572
00:48:36,723 --> 00:48:39,392
Is it cut, is it uncut?
573
00:48:39,895 --> 00:48:43,145
Does it lean to the left?
Does it lean to the right?
574
00:48:43,398 --> 00:48:45,520
Does it go in a
southeasterly direction?
575
00:48:47,818 --> 00:48:50,109
Is it curved, is it straight,
576
00:48:51,949 --> 00:48:54,358
Is it shaped like a
fuckin corkscrew, or what?
577
00:48:55,786 --> 00:48:57,908
What difference does it make to you?
578
00:48:58,581 --> 00:49:00,455
Does he plunge it into you long
579
00:49:01,541 --> 00:49:02,706
slow
580
00:49:03,335 --> 00:49:04,534
and deep
581
00:49:05,046 --> 00:49:06,208
like this?
582
00:49:06,590 --> 00:49:09,294
Or quick and short and shallow
583
00:49:09,593 --> 00:49:10,920
like a jackrabbit?
584
00:49:13,597 --> 00:49:15,507
Does he make noises like this?
585
00:49:21,981 --> 00:49:23,180
Or does he make it like...
586
00:49:27,572 --> 00:49:29,609
Or, no, he's a whimperer
587
00:49:34,661 --> 00:49:38,244
Would you kindly stop babbling
and fuck me already?
588
00:51:39,294 --> 00:51:40,457
Where you been?
589
00:51:42,672 --> 00:51:43,704
Nowhere
590
00:51:49,097 --> 00:51:51,005
I was worried about you, dufus
591
00:51:52,351 --> 00:51:53,382
Sorry
592
00:51:55,311 --> 00:51:56,390
Come over here
593
00:52:09,661 --> 00:52:11,652
Y'know just because he and I
594
00:52:14,081 --> 00:52:17,746
It doesn't mean that I'm
really like all that
595
00:52:19,379 --> 00:52:20,708
whatever
596
00:52:22,590 --> 00:52:23,671
I know
597
00:53:02,424 --> 00:53:03,622
This the currency
598
00:53:03,841 --> 00:53:06,961
we've linked to the December 17th
QuickieMart robbery/homicide
599
00:53:07,178 --> 00:53:08,045
in Tarzana
600
00:53:08,390 --> 00:53:09,314
The suspects
601
00:53:09,683 --> 00:53:12,138
a paramilitary brigade
of three youths
602
00:53:13,142 --> 00:53:16,559
appear to be on a freewheeling
crime spree heading north
603
00:53:16,731 --> 00:53:18,011
We've run a fingerprint check
604
00:53:18,234 --> 00:53:20,107
through the Mother Computer in DC
605
00:53:20,568 --> 00:53:22,644
and thusfar have ID'd
one of the suspects
606
00:53:23,446 --> 00:53:24,822
Amy Blue
607
00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:26,491
Age 18
608
00:53:27,159 --> 00:53:29,568
Height: five-one
Weight: ninetytwo pounds
609
00:53:29,745 --> 00:53:31,619
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown
610
00:53:32,499 --> 00:53:34,787
Cumulative SAT score:
611
00:53:42,133 --> 00:53:44,840
Should be considered armed and dangerous
612
00:53:48,641 --> 00:53:49,642
Gentlemen,
613
00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:51,808
I want you to find her
614
00:53:52,268 --> 00:53:53,811
And if necessary
615
00:53:54,439 --> 00:53:55,440
Kill her
616
00:54:02,614 --> 00:54:03,729
G'morning
617
00:54:08,204 --> 00:54:11,785
Don't kiss me
My breath is like totally skanky
618
00:54:14,753 --> 00:54:16,625
Wait till I brush my teeth
619
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:23,881
Know what?
620
00:54:26,389 --> 00:54:27,385
What?
621
00:54:28,392 --> 00:54:30,931
This is the first time we've ever slept together
622
00:54:31,561 --> 00:54:33,353
and woken up together
623
00:54:34,524 --> 00:54:36,101
In a real bed, I mean
624
00:54:38,695 --> 00:54:41,564
You are the bright red cherry on top of my sundae
625
00:54:46,368 --> 00:54:47,566
Goofball
626
00:54:51,832 --> 00:54:53,575
Rise and shine, monkeybutt
627
00:55:10,853 --> 00:55:13,890
The itsy bitsy spider
628
00:55:14,065 --> 00:55:16,472
went up the waterspout
629
00:55:17,026 --> 00:55:19,351
Down came the rain
630
00:55:19,821 --> 00:55:21,280
Washed the spider out
631
00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:24,614
I have died and gone to hell for my sins
632
00:55:29,957 --> 00:55:32,163
It's the Dawning of A Brand New Day
633
00:55:34,378 --> 00:55:36,667
Suck my stump to a bloody lump
634
00:55:38,966 --> 00:55:40,794
S'what happened last night?
635
00:55:41,929 --> 00:55:43,755
A Mayonaisse-on-twat?
636
00:55:46,683 --> 00:55:48,511
A Mayo-on-twat
637
00:55:48,893 --> 00:55:50,056
A three-way
638
00:55:50,938 --> 00:55:54,639
A double-stuff.
E.T. finger-touch
639
00:55:55,443 --> 00:55:56,438
What?
640
00:56:01,616 --> 00:56:06,910
Y'know in E.T. where the kid and E.T.
they touch fingers and go "ouch"
641
00:56:12,919 --> 00:56:15,127
You musta been wasted
642
00:56:20,344 --> 00:56:22,300
Ever done that?
643
00:56:25,224 --> 00:56:26,718
You mean, like
644
00:56:27,311 --> 00:56:30,477
have sex with two people at the same time?
645
00:56:36,486 --> 00:56:37,862
It's the best
646
00:56:40,115 --> 00:56:42,156
You start building up this momentum,
647
00:56:42,534 --> 00:56:43,649
this rhythm,
648
00:56:44,285 --> 00:56:46,078
y'know like a piston engine
649
00:56:46,580 --> 00:56:48,371
And as you're all poundin' away,
650
00:56:50,668 --> 00:56:53,787
your balls are slappin' against the other guy's
651
00:56:55,422 --> 00:56:58,757
and you can actually feel his cock
652
00:56:59,427 --> 00:57:01,253
through the girl's insides
653
00:57:03,515 --> 00:57:05,803
What're you two homos gabbing about now?
654
00:57:08,103 --> 00:57:10,059
Have either of you ever
done it with an animal?
655
00:57:10,231 --> 00:57:11,097
What?
656
00:57:12,691 --> 00:57:14,518
Have either of you had
sex with an animal?
657
00:57:14,693 --> 00:57:16,068
Just you
658
00:57:18,654 --> 00:57:19,900
No, really?
659
00:57:20,658 --> 00:57:21,855
Have you?
660
00:57:23,829 --> 00:57:25,868
Well, when I was a kid, we had
this golden retriever named 'Honey'
661
00:57:26,039 --> 00:57:29,124
I do not want to hear any
more of this story
662
00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:31,126
She was a consenting adult
663
00:57:34,298 --> 00:57:36,172
I fucked a cantaloupe once
664
00:57:37,844 --> 00:57:40,215
This song always reminds me of Scooter
665
00:57:40,511 --> 00:57:41,591
Who's Scooter?
666
00:57:42,514 --> 00:57:44,971
He was like my best friend
all through high school
667
00:57:47,021 --> 00:57:51,646
One day he brought a gun to physics class
and told everyone he was gonna shoot
himself in the bathroom
668
00:57:51,816 --> 00:57:52,931
And he did
669
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,728
He was always depressed, always
pulling shit like that,
670
00:57:56,905 --> 00:57:58,613
so nobody believed him
671
00:58:00,659 --> 00:58:02,118
Death's funny
672
00:58:03,829 --> 00:58:07,246
Like at first, it's all weird 'n' you're bummed 'n' shit -
673
00:58:08,293 --> 00:58:11,495
like this person you're used to hangin'
out with all of sudden doesn't like
674
00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,463
exist anymore
675
00:58:14,299 --> 00:58:16,708
But then you just get over it 'n' move on
676
00:58:18,010 --> 00:58:19,043
It's almost for the best
677
00:58:19,304 --> 00:58:22,139
I mean, Scooter was so sad all the time
678
00:58:23,643 --> 00:58:27,391
Me and him used to sit in my room,
gettin' stoned, listening to the Smiths
679
00:58:29,065 --> 00:58:31,686
he was over the night before he killed himself
680
00:58:32,568 --> 00:58:36,697
right in the middle of "Unloveable",
he just started cryin' like crazy
681
00:58:37,241 --> 00:58:39,198
He was really into the Smiths
682
00:58:43,789 --> 00:58:45,865
Hey Amy, remember the time we were so
fucked up we lost my mom's car?
683
00:58:46,042 --> 00:58:48,331
After the Thrill Kill Kult concert?
684
00:58:49,586 --> 00:58:53,631
We were so trashed we couldn't
remember where we left the car
685
00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:56,622
We looked and looked
686
00:58:56,802 --> 00:58:59,424
and we walked around and around
687
00:59:00,013 --> 00:59:03,015
but we could not find the fucking
thing to save our life!
688
00:59:03,644 --> 00:59:06,478
We finally ended up taking a cab home
689
00:59:06,646 --> 00:59:08,104
Which you puked in
690
00:59:08,272 --> 00:59:10,016
Which you puked in!
691
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,604
Wait
692
00:59:17,157 --> 00:59:19,066
How revolting
693
00:59:28,836 --> 00:59:29,950
Amy? What?
694
00:59:32,423 --> 00:59:33,454
Oh fuck
695
01:00:16,387 --> 01:00:17,632
Do something
696
01:00:18,056 --> 01:00:19,219
Like what?
697
01:00:19,724 --> 01:00:20,839
I don't know
Something
698
01:00:23,020 --> 01:00:25,807
What, do look like a fuckin veterinarian?
699
01:00:35,115 --> 01:00:36,611
What're you doing?!
700
01:00:45,252 --> 01:00:47,043
Jesus fucking Christ
701
01:01:05,940 --> 01:01:07,565
The world sucks
702
01:01:13,408 --> 01:01:16,276
Bro, snag the import
It's got extra tracks
703
01:01:32,317 --> 01:01:33,260
I just wish I could crawl in here
704
01:01:33,511 --> 01:01:34,756
and disappear forever
705
01:01:37,722 --> 01:01:39,633
Don't you have that at
home already?
706
01:01:44,439 --> 01:01:46,183
I miss my records
707
01:01:51,154 --> 01:01:52,149
Well, well, well, men
Lookee here
708
01:01:52,323 --> 01:01:54,647
Check out that hot,
tight bubble-butt, George
709
01:01:55,034 --> 01:01:57,358
Oh stop, Dan
I'm gonna pop a boner
710
01:01:57,663 --> 01:02:00,498
Hey there, sailor
Like your pretty earrings
711
01:02:00,873 --> 01:02:02,248
Leave him alone, Pat
712
01:02:02,417 --> 01:02:05,666
Can't you see he's a shy,
sensitive flower?
713
01:02:07,673 --> 01:02:09,083
What's goin' on here, man?
714
01:02:09,549 --> 01:02:10,629
No way
715
01:02:11,178 --> 01:02:12,456
It can't be
716
01:02:14,429 --> 01:02:15,593
Bambi?
717
01:02:16,307 --> 01:02:17,635
Is it really you?
718
01:02:18,810 --> 01:02:19,842
Fuck
719
01:02:21,313 --> 01:02:22,640
It's me, George
720
01:02:23,190 --> 01:02:24,517
Your poopsie,
721
01:02:24,857 --> 01:02:26,186
Your snugglybear
722
01:02:26,693 --> 01:02:29,018
Look, smegma-breath
I'm not whoever the fuck you think I am
723
01:02:29,196 --> 01:02:31,569
So will you just do me
a favor and evacuate?
724
01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:35,777
Don't do this
725
01:02:36,162 --> 01:02:37,489
Fuck this shit
726
01:02:42,210 --> 01:02:43,289
Please
727
01:03:10,823 --> 01:03:13,361
Dig it...
Someone made the bed
728
01:03:18,623 --> 01:03:21,114
I just hope we don't catch crabs or something
729
01:03:33,763 --> 01:03:36,635
Life is lonely, boring, and dumb
730
01:03:42,107 --> 01:03:43,055
Jordan, y'want heads, or tails?
731
01:03:51,408 --> 01:03:52,654
Whatever
732
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,200
Heads
733
01:03:57,163 --> 01:03:58,361
Tails
734
01:04:04,296 --> 01:04:05,413
Heads
735
01:04:10,804 --> 01:04:11,835
Oh well
736
01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:23,733
There any more beer?
737
01:04:25,611 --> 01:04:26,891
In the trunk
738
01:04:33,287 --> 01:04:34,567
Have fun
739
01:04:42,756 --> 01:04:44,083
Gimme your finger
740
01:04:49,387 --> 01:04:51,048
Now stick it up my asshole
741
01:04:53,183 --> 01:04:55,092
Repulse me! No way
742
01:04:55,394 --> 01:04:56,341
C'mon
743
01:04:56,519 --> 01:04:58,678
That is the most
sickening, grotesque thing I've ever...
744
01:04:58,855 --> 01:04:59,691
Do it
745
01:05:12,371 --> 01:05:14,243
Nice and easy
746
01:05:35,644 --> 01:05:37,970
"Schoobie, schoobie,
747
01:05:38,856 --> 01:05:40,850
schmoke a doobie"
748
01:05:58,127 --> 01:05:59,291
You're up to bat
749
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,294
Don't tell me you hogged
all the brewskis
750
01:06:10,891 --> 01:06:13,132
Nothing makes me thirstier than a
751
01:06:14,061 --> 01:06:15,306
wicked, excellent
752
01:06:15,978 --> 01:06:17,094
fuck
753
01:06:23,362 --> 01:06:24,560
Go fer it, boyo
754
01:06:33,790 --> 01:06:35,285
X, do you like slamdancing?
755
01:06:36,127 --> 01:06:37,240
It's alright
756
01:06:37,837 --> 01:06:40,587
except when you get someone's
elbow in your eye, or
757
01:06:41,172 --> 01:06:43,295
their steel-toed boot in your crotch
758
01:06:45,719 --> 01:06:46,799
Why?
759
01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:51,506
Have you ever,
760
01:06:52,310 --> 01:06:53,425
I mean,
761
01:06:57,482 --> 01:06:58,941
does it like
762
01:06:59,110 --> 01:07:00,733
all those bodies,
763
01:07:01,611 --> 01:07:04,148
all that sweating
764
01:07:04,906 --> 01:07:06,532
'n' pushing 'n' shoving
765
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:09,779
Does it give me a hard-on?
766
01:07:15,961 --> 01:07:17,503
Yeah, always
767
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,018
I, uh, better
768
01:07:53,583 --> 01:07:56,750
Do you ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
769
01:08:02,635 --> 01:08:04,794
You ever wonder why we exist?
770
01:08:09,391 --> 01:08:10,555
No, what for?
771
01:08:14,772 --> 01:08:15,888
No reason
772
01:09:06,870 --> 01:09:09,955
Y'ever wonder what the meaning
of our existence is?
773
01:09:11,667 --> 01:09:13,126
You gotta be kidding
774
01:09:14,252 --> 01:09:16,210
No, really
775
01:09:17,047 --> 01:09:18,423
Don't y'think about it?
776
01:09:19,467 --> 01:09:22,634
Christ, Jordan. I'm just about to come.
Can we talk about this later?
777
01:09:24,598 --> 01:09:25,677
I guess
778
01:09:43,617 --> 01:09:45,325
What the fuck're you doing?
779
01:09:46,537 --> 01:09:48,863
Relax, you'll like it
780
01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:53,290
I am not going to "like" your
finger shoved up my shit-chute
781
01:09:53,460 --> 01:09:55,086
That's grodified
782
01:09:55,796 --> 01:09:58,466
Jordan, will you please stop being
such an uptight and live a little?
783
01:10:01,011 --> 01:10:02,339
I dunno, Amy
784
01:10:05,266 --> 01:10:07,258
Take a walik on the wild side
785
01:10:09,018 --> 01:10:10,217
Trust me
786
01:10:21,157 --> 01:10:24,527
Just relax
787
01:11:40,949 --> 01:11:41,817
Shit
788
01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:42,944
What?
789
01:11:44,246 --> 01:11:45,621
What is it?
790
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,450
I gotta pee
791
01:11:49,376 --> 01:11:50,573
Right now?
792
01:11:52,588 --> 01:11:55,839
It's not like I want to get up 'n' go out
into the fuckin freezing cold y'know,
793
01:11:56,133 --> 01:11:58,672
but when Nature calls, it fucking hollers
794
01:12:01,556 --> 01:12:04,972
Just go ahead and let 'er rip while we're all coming
795
01:12:06,895 --> 01:12:08,970
That is so vile and beastly
796
01:12:09,147 --> 01:12:12,481
I can't believe any human being
could even conceive of it
797
01:12:12,777 --> 01:12:15,813
Jeez, little Miss Polly Pureheart
798
01:12:18,199 --> 01:12:20,073
You are a demon from hell
799
01:12:28,336 --> 01:12:30,623
Girls have no sense of adventure
800
01:12:34,926 --> 01:12:36,124
I guess
801
01:12:43,017 --> 01:12:44,595
She better hurry
802
01:12:44,769 --> 01:12:46,726
My woody's startin' to droop
803
01:12:48,607 --> 01:12:49,851
Mine's not
804
01:12:57,116 --> 01:12:59,274
What the fuck??
805
01:12:59,910 --> 01:13:02,580
Two little faggots
806
01:13:02,747 --> 01:13:04,905
sittin' in a bed,
807
01:13:05,792 --> 01:13:07,749
One eatin' ass,
808
01:13:08,377 --> 01:13:10,287
'n the other givin' head
809
01:13:10,714 --> 01:13:13,085
Dirty, pervert scum
810
01:13:13,675 --> 01:13:15,632
make me see red
811
01:13:16,595 --> 01:13:19,168
The world'll be a purer place
812
01:13:19,723 --> 01:13:21,847
when they're both dead
813
01:13:22,559 --> 01:13:24,968
X, man, if this is your idea of a...
814
01:13:25,145 --> 01:13:26,261
Shut up
815
01:14:02,937 --> 01:14:04,098
Leave her alone!
816
01:14:05,688 --> 01:14:06,603
Dan
817
01:14:07,482 --> 01:14:09,390
Please fire up our favorite song
818
01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:18,573
I pledge allegiance
819
01:14:19,702 --> 01:14:21,031
to the flag
820
01:14:21,205 --> 01:14:24,372
of the United States of America
821
01:14:25,919 --> 01:14:27,163
to the Republic
822
01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:30,208
For which it stands
823
01:14:30,965 --> 01:14:32,376
One Nation
824
01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:34,751
Under God
Indivisible
825
01:14:35,220 --> 01:14:36,630
Leave her the fuck alone!
826
01:14:38,098 --> 01:14:39,343
With Liberty
827
01:14:40,558 --> 01:14:41,674
And Justice
828
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:46,513
You fuckin bitch
829
01:14:51,778 --> 01:14:55,148
You're gonna pay for that, Bambi
830
01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:01,868
Part them succulent meat curtains, darling,
831
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:05,874
and get ready for the
religious experience of your life
832
01:15:06,714 --> 01:15:07,875
You fucking asshole!
833
01:15:08,714 --> 01:15:09,627
Stop it!
834
01:15:12,343 --> 01:15:13,802
Just be patient, honey
835
01:15:14,346 --> 01:15:15,544
You'll get yours
836
01:15:15,847 --> 01:15:17,342
That's what your mom said
837
01:15:17,514 --> 01:15:19,258
only I couldn't hear her,
838
01:15:19,892 --> 01:15:22,680
she had my sperm gurgling in her mouth
839
01:15:27,861 --> 01:15:29,235
Don't you
840
01:15:29,863 --> 01:15:30,941
ever
841
01:15:31,239 --> 01:15:33,362
Talk about my mother like that!
842
01:15:36,869 --> 01:15:39,158
You... you...
843
01:15:41,041 --> 01:15:42,501
You, dude, are going to die
844
01:15:43,503 --> 01:15:45,163
And you, Bambi
845
01:15:46,004 --> 01:15:49,841
you lying filthy fucking slut
846
01:15:50,384 --> 01:15:51,841
are gonna watch me
847
01:15:52,510 --> 01:15:55,465
help your little fairy boytoy
848
01:15:56,099 --> 01:15:58,589
shuffle off this mortal coil
849
01:16:06,441 --> 01:16:08,684
Kiss your puny,
850
01:16:09,861 --> 01:16:11,856
worthless
851
01:16:13,115 --> 01:16:14,360
cock goodbye
852
01:16:29,674 --> 01:16:31,882
Any last words, queer?
853
01:16:34,431 --> 01:16:35,262
Amy
854
01:16:39,392 --> 01:16:40,592
I love y...
855
01:16:52,283 --> 01:16:55,533
Isn't love a many-splendored thing?
856
01:17:01,043 --> 01:17:02,667
Wake up, loverboy
857
01:17:03,380 --> 01:17:05,501
Open wide and say
858
01:17:05,756 --> 01:17:07,250
"yummy yum yum"
859
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,542
Wanna Dorito?
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