Original subtitles

[THUNDER SOUND EFFECTS]

[HEAVY STONE BEING PULLED SOUND EFFECT]

[OMINOUS AMBIENCE ENSUES AND SPEEDS UP]

[FUTURISTIC SOUND EFFECTS]

[CRICKET SOUNDS]

♪ HAPPY PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYS ♪

MAX: That's enough dufus! It's my turn!

ROBERT: Hey, you guys better save some for Walter

or he's going to be pissed!

Look it's not even half gone yet.

Here give it here--

You idiots are going to spill it! Stop it!

Give it here! It's my turn!

Holy shit!

...Is that them?!

Gentlemen...I give you...

Boobs!

Hey! Easy! Don't bend them!

ALL: [Laugh and Giggle]

BILLY: Look at the boobs on this one!

Your brother is going to kill you if he finds out.

Don't worry. He's out with his friends.

I'll get them back home before he gets back.

♪ OLD TIMEY MUSIC PLAYS ♪

Vaginas are just weird looking.

What?

They are just weird looking... that's all I'm saying.

Fairy.

WALTER/BILLY/MAX: [LAUGHING CAN BE HEARD]

ROBERT: Hey! I ain't no fairy.

MAX/WALTER/BILLY: Fairy! Fairy! Fairy!...

MAX/WALTER/BILLY: Fairy! Fairy! Fa--

Stop it!

Hey! Watch the magazines!

Help! I'm being attacked by a fairy!

Guys, stop it!

[LOUD RUMBLING CAN BE HEARD]

[LOUD SWOOSH LIKE SOUND EFFECT]

[GLASS SHATTERING SOUND]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING SOUND EFFECT CAN BE HEARD]

Holy cow.

Looks like a rock.

Think it's Russian?

WALTER: It's a meteor dumbass!

Like from space?

No...

It fell out of your Mom's ass.

Shut up would ya?

Dibs!

Yes.

WALTER: Hey man-- Let me see it! Let me hold it.

ROBERT: Let me hold it, come on!

No! I called dibs.

He did... He called dibs.

60's PHOTOGRAPHER: Alright boys. Let's stop fighting over that space turd

and get this picture...

I need you to move in a little closer together.

Squeeze in nice and tight, nice and tight there.

Now let me see that meteor. Say cheese!

GROUP: CHEEEEEEESE!!!!

[STATIC GLITCH SOUNDS]

♪ ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC ♪

GEEK: What's that? You talking to me?

Oh that? Thats just a--

--thats just MY sweet ass meteorite.

Oh yeah... Chicks are going to dig you.

[LIGHT BEEP SOUND EFFECT]

TV COOKING HOST: So what you want to do is mix your dough thoroughly

otherwise your cookies just wont be moist.

Cause no one likes an un-moist cookie.

After you are done mixing and you have added your nuts

[NATURE SOUNDS]

[RATTLING SOUND EFFECT CAN BE HEARD]

[DOG WHIMPERING SOUND]

[LOUD SWOOSH AND SPLAT SOUND EFFECT]

[FIRE SOUND EFFECT AND CRICKETS CAN BE HEARD]

[OMINOUS AMBIENCE]

FARMER: Stay there Roxy.

[CRICKETS CHIRP AND FIRE CRACKLING SOUNDS]

[SPOOKY AMBIENCE]

♪SPOOKY SCI FI MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY♪

[BLAST OFF SOUND EFFECT]

[WHOOSH SOUND]

[LOUD BANG SOUND]

[MACHINE BEEP SOUNDS]

[CRICKET SOUNDS]

[LIGHT TECH SCI FI SOUND EFFECT PLAYS]

[SCI FI BEEP SOUNDS]

[SCI-FI TECH SOUNDS CONTINUE TO BE HEARD]

[WARPING SOUND EFFECT PLAYS]

[LOUD WHOOSHING SOUND]

[WARPING TECH SOUND EFFECT CONTINUES]

[BUZZING SOUND]

[GUNSHOT SOUND]

Ah! Ah! Ahh! Ahh! Ah! Ah....Ah...

[SPOOKY DRAMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES TO PLAY]

[SQUIRMING SOUND]

[DRAMATIC SOUND BEAT]

[INTENSIFIED AMBIENCE BEGINS]

[DOG BARKING SOUND]

[DOG WHIMPERING]

[CRUNCHING NOISES]

[CINEMATIC AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

[CINEMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

[MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE BEGINS]

ANNABELLE: Hey Dad... I got your favorite cookies.

Dad?

Are you here?

[RATTLE SOUND]

♪ SPOOKY MUSIC ♪

♪ MUSIC BOX PLAYS ♪

[PHONE RINGS

Dad?

You here?

[STATIC SOUNDS]

[DEEP DRUM SOUND]

[WEIRD SCIFI SOUND]

[INTENSE SOUND BUILDS]

[SHE SCREAMS]

[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE ABRUPTLY STOPS]

[OTHER WORLDLY SOUNDS]

[TECH, ODD SOUNDS BECOMING STRONGER]

[TECH BEEP SOUNDS WITH OMINOUS AMBIENCE]

[DRAMATIC SOUND BEAT CAN BE HEARD]

[OTHER WORLDLY AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

[CLICK SOUND EFFECT]

[TECH BEEPS AND OTHER WORLDLY AMBIENCE]

[WHOOSHING MACHINE SOUND]

[LIGHT DRILLING SOUND]

[MACHINE REVVING AND BEEPING SOUNDS ENSUE]

[MACHINE BEEPING AND EXTRANEOUS SCI FI SOUNDS CONTINUE]

[LOW RUMBLING SOUNDS BEGIN]

[SOUND HITS FOLLOWED BY MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE]

[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS ARE HEARD]

[TRAIN WARNING SOUNDS]

[OTHER WORLDLY AMBIANCE CONTINUES]

[CHIRPING BIRDS ARE HEARD]

[MACHINE BEEPING SOUND EFFECT]

[LOW DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]

[ROBOT-LIKE ALIEN SOUNDS CAN BE HEARD]

[HEAVY BREATHING CAN BE HEARD]

[CRACKING SOUND EFFECTS]

[DRAMATIC TECH AMBIENCE]

♪LIGHT SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY♪

♪COUNTRY MUSIC BEGINS♪

PHONE: [INDISTINCT VOICE]

TOW TRUCK DRIVER: I have no clue where your darn keys are!

No, I can't come help you find them!

I'm all the way over on freakin' Kettle road!

PHONE: [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Yeah. Yeah, you do that.

She would lose her freakin' head if it wasn't attached.

Alright...let's see what we got here!

♪COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES♪

What the hell?

[ZIPPING SOUND EFFECT CAN BE HEARD]

[BIRDS CHIRPING SOUNDS]

[OMINOUS AMBIENCE ENSUES]

[CELL PHONE RINGING SOUND]

♪UPBEAT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS♪

[CELL PHONE CONTINUES TO RING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER CAN BE HEARD FROM PHONE]

TOW TRUCK DRIVER: That's great that you found your keys but I'm gonna need ya to

shut the fuck up for a minute...

I need you to get your ass in the car and I need you to come

pick me up on Kettle road.

Just three clicks south of Cooper's Mill...

Maxine!

Shut up and do it would ya?

And bring some damn clothes while you're at it...

Because I'm standing in the middle of the road in my damn

skivvies! Maxine, that's why!

Just shut your damn pie hole and start drivin'.

Geeez Louise! That lady is gonna be the death of me!

[CITY AMBIENCE CAN BE HEARD]

[TRUCK SOUNDS]

[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE BEGINS TO PLAY]

[BUZZING SOUND]

[OMINOUS AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

[SCARY THUMP] (she screams)

[DRAMATIC AMBIANCE CONTINUES]

ANGRY DRIVER: What the fuck man? Watch where you're going!

Idiot!

GROCERY STORE CASHIER: Sarah! Hey who's that guy?

SECURITY GUARD Excuse me sir.

Sir. Yo!

I need you to put that meat down!

Ma'am no, I am going to need you to back off ok?

FARMER: [SCREAMS]

AHH! AHHH!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]

[CAMERA SNAPSHOT SOUND]

GROCERY STORE CASHIER: Get down!

[LOUD THUMP SOUND]

BUS DRIVER: Is everybody OK? I'll be right back.

[LIGHT OMINOUS AMBIENCE PLAYS]

[LIGHT OMINOUS AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

[FOOT STEP SOUNDS WITH CREEPY AMBIENCE]

[SCI FI AMBIENCE SOUNDS CONTINUE]

CORONER: Son of a--

CORONER: K, This is case 7638.

[CREEPY AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

Well you've had better days there ay buddy.

CORONER: K, We've got a male, approximately 45 to 50

years of age.

Struck by a vehicle.

A bus to be more precise and pronounced dead at the scene.

by paramedics.

K, there is significant blunt force trauma to the head,

the right upper thoracic, the right mid torso...

and this is consistent with this type of vehicular accident.

K...

It appears the large and small intestines are visible from...

the outside of the body.

And this is due to the large

laceration to the lower abdomen area.

K, moving on to the posterior examination--

Jesus!!!

It appears to be some sort of...parasite.

It's nothing I've ever seen or any clue what it may be...

[SCI FI AMBIENCE SOUNDS CREEP IN AND SLOWLY INTENSIFY]

I'm gonna try removing it from the subjects neck.

[ALIEN SHRIEKS]

CORONER: Ugh! Aagh!

CORONER [SCREAMING]

[DRUM ROLL SOUND EFFECT]

[SUSPENSEFUL AMBIENCE BEGINS]

[ELEVATOR DING SOUND]

CORONER: [ALIEN SCREAMING SOUND EFFECT]

[CYBER BLAST SOUND]

♪SUSPENSEFUL CINEMATIC MUSIC PLAYS♪

[CYBER BLAST SOUND]

♪CINEMATIC CHASE MUSIC♪

[MUSIC STOPS, EERIE SOUNDS]

♪ SUSPENSE MUSIC ♪

[FIGHT SOUNDS AND SCREAMS]

[CYBER BLAST SOUND EFFECT]

[CAR ALARM SOUND CAN BE HEARD]

♪CINEMATIC ACTION MUSIC♪

[MUSIC STOPS WITH CYMBAL HIT]

[LIGHT CITY AMBIENCE]

CORONER: [YELLING SOUND EFFECTS]

CAT LADY: Get off of her!

[SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE]

[BONE CRACK SOUND EFFECT]

[ALIEN-LIKE SCREAM/ HISSING SOUND]

[CYBER BLAST SOUND EFFECT]

[HIGH PITCHED SIREN WAIL]

[EERIE STRING SOUND]

[DRUM HIT SOUND EFFECT]

ALLEY COP: Hey!

Don't you move!

Put your hands in the air

and lace your fingers behind your head

Do it!

[CYBER BLAST SOUND EFFECT]

♪ SUSPENSE MUSIC ♪

[CREAKING DOOR SOUND EFFECT]

♪ EERIE MUSIC AND SOUNDS ♪

♪ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC♪

PATRON #1: What was I just saying about the universe providing?

PATRON #2: You are right man what can I say?

Tell her how much you like blondes... love them.

PATRON #1: Who are you supposed to be sweetheart?

PATRON #1: I don't know what look you're going for there but ah...

I like it!

♪ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES♪

[CHARGING MECHANICAL SOUND]

[CYBER BLAST SOUND EFFECT]

[UNIFORM SCREAMING ENSUES]

[SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE AND GRUNTING]

DANCER: Ahh!

[SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE CONTINUE]

[MECHANICAL POWER OUTAGE SOUND EFFECT]

[FIGHTING SOUNDS CONTINUE WITH SCREAMS AND GRUNTS]

♪ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES LOUDLY♪

[EXPLOSIVE SOUND EFFECT CAN BE HEARD]

♪ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES♪

[DOOR OPENING SOUND]

[CYMBAL SOUND]

♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC SLOWLY CREEPS IN♪

♪SUSPENSE MUSIC CONTINUES♪ (footsteps underneath)

TACTICAL OFFICER #2: Clear! Coming out!

[DOOR OPEN SOUND]

[LIGHT ATMOSPHERIC AMBIANCE]

GEEK: Yeah, yeah, yeah...No, shit.

♪LIGHT GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS♪

[CREEPY SCI FI SOUND]

[OMINOUS AMBIENCE]

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION COMES FROM THE TELEVISION]

[OMINOUS AMBIENCE CONTINUES AND INTENSIFIES]

[ALIEN HISSING SOUND EFFECT]

GEEK: Ahhh!

♪ACTION MUSIC ENSUES♪

[ALIEN HISSING SOUND]

♪CINEMATIC ACTION MUSIC CONTINUES♪

WHAT...THE...FRACK.

Oh my God. This is isn't happening.

This isn't happening. Okay...Okay.

Calm down...breathe.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

LANDLORD: What the hell's going on in there?!

Oh shit!

I saw you come home and I know you're in there.

Now open the Goddamn door!

Just go away and call the police Mr.Bartell...

And animal control while you're at it!

Can you hear me?!

Open the damn door!

Between all the noise and your rent once again being late

you're really starting to try my patience.

Not to mention piss me off!

Ugh!

--the damn door!

Call the police!

Dumbass. I can't open the door!

That's it! I'm coming in!

No, no, no you idiot!

Hello?

Where are ya kid?

Get your ass out here and talk to me?!

Just get the hell out of the apartment Mr Bartell

What are you talking about kid? Where are you?

I am in the bathroom! Just call the police!

The police?

Why do I need to call the police?

What's all the commotion in here?

You need to get the hell out of the apartment Mr Bartell!

There is some sort of ugly ass creature in there with you.

And I think I really pissed it off !!!

There's a what?!

Like I said...

there is some sort of creature thingy in there with you.

A...a what?

What's in here with me? Are you on drugs or something?

I can't afford rent! How am I supposed to afford drugs?

Speaking of rent--

--where's my money?

[ALIEN SCREECHING SOUND EFFECT PLAYS]

LANDLORD AHH! AHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHH!

[SQUISHY LIKE SOUND EFFECTS ENSUE]

[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE]

[DRAMATIC/SPPOKY AMBIENCE]

[DRAMATIC/SPOOKY AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

[CELL PHONE DIAL TONE SOUND EFFECT]

911 OPERATOR: 911--What's your emergency?

911 OPERATOR: Hello? Please state your emergency.

Are you there?

I'm sorry...Ha. Never mind...forget about it.

No, no.

They will lock you in the loony bin and throw away the key

No more--No more buying shit online.

[ATMOSPHERIC AMBIENCE]

[HEARTBEAT SOUND AND DRIPPING SOUNDS]

[FIZZING SOUND AND HER PANTS]

[LIGHT MECHANICAL ZAPPING SOUND]

[MECHANICAL BEEPING SOUND EFFECT]

[ATMOSPHERIC AMBIENCE]

♪SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BEGINS♪

OFF DUTY DANCER: Oh! Jesus! You scared me.

Oh, Is this your room?

I--I can leave if it is. I am sorry.

Anyway do you know what the heck is going on downstairs?

I tried to come in through the front there was a whole

bunch of commotion and shit so I had to go through the back

Hello? Anyone in there?

What? It was on fucking sale.

♪CINEMATIC MUSIC ENSUES♪

[CITY AMBIENCE, EERIE SOUNDS UNDERNEATH]

DRIVE THRU CASHIER: Welcome to Mucho Burrito, how can I help you?

DRIVE THRU PATRON: Hey hey hey, (Spanish) Hey girl!

Ayy...I ahh I am

Very hungry here, I'm hungry right? Eh? (Drunken Spanish)

I'll have a dos el Classic. Ah mucho carne, con pollo right?

Um...add some guac...that would be good. And I, I, I--

Oh wait a sec, wait a sec... we could get a tango trio here,

give me one of those and um, scratch the first one, have a

taco trio add the shrimp add the guac and um...

and the triple, eh... Ay--y--you know what wait. wait a second.

My--I cut out--My PH level,my doctor says--

So yeah. Back to the Classico ok? Yeah and maybe a large

drink, a jurrito. Ah dos. That would be...good.

DRIVE THRU CASHIER: Is that everything today?

Si.

-Are you sure? -Y--Yeah.

Yeah I'm sure, how much more sure can I be?

Your order is $16.78--

♪ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC BEGINS♪

What? Whaaa!

MOOCHO FUCKO!

♪ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC CONTINUES♪

Hey dude! Asshole!

[CREEPY SPOOKY AMBIENCE]

[CREEPY ALIEN LIKE SNARL SOUND]

[CREEPY LIKE ALIEN SNARL CONTINUES]

PARKING LOT JOHN: Oh ah...just like that, ah.

-Oh, you like that? -Mhm.

Ah, keep going. Don't stop. Come on.

-What the fuck? -What?

Don't go anywhere, I'll get rid of this freak.

The fuck's your problem man?

Get the hell out of here you fucking meth head!

[SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE AND SCREAMING ENSUE]

Please, oh, no...Please!

[CREEPY AMBIENCE, HER PLEADING]

No, please, no.

[GLASS BREAKING, HER SCREAMING]

[SHE CONTINUES SCREAMING]

RADIO: I say unto all the evil--

DRIVER: Those sinners man they're going to hell!

RADIO: Go to hell one day. We live--

DRIVER: ...the gospel truth, the gospel truth!

RADIO Where nothing makes sense, Satan and his claws into us.

You would look up and say oh lord Jesus please save me,

--there is only one way out my brothers I am telling you to

avoid the hell fire and that is to say yes to Jesus.

[OMINOUS CITY AMBIENCE]

[BELLS JINGLE IN BACKGROUND]

[OMINOUS ALIEN SOUNDS]

[DRAMATIC DRUM HITS]

[GLASS SHATTERING]

[SPOOKY MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE ENSUES]

[DRAMATIC DRUM BEATS]

[ALIEN HISSING SOUNDS]

Please, help. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Please help me!

Please help me--

[ALIEN HISSING]

[OMINOUS/MYSTERIOUS SOUND]

No! I beg you! No! No! I beg you!

[SPOOKY DEADLY AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

[ALIEN HISSING CAN BE HEARD]

♪MYSTERIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES TO PLAY♪

[INDISTINCT CHATTER CAN BE HEARD]

Ok! Come on. Let's go. Get her!

[ALIEN HISSING QUIETLY]

[GLASS SHATTERING IN BACKGROUND]

[MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE]

[MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE CONTINUES]

[HER FOOTSTEPS ARE HEARD]

[ATMOSPHERIC AMBIENCE]

[EACH TRACKS THE SOUND OF THE OTHERS FOOTSTEPS]

[MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE SLOWLY INTENSIFIES]

[CYBER GUN SOUND EFFECT]

[SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE WITH GRUNTS AND CHAIN SOUNDS]

[CINEMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

[FEMALE SCREAMS]

♪ WEIRD ALIEN MUSIC ♪

[MORE FIGHT GRUNTS, SCREAMS AND GROANS]

[CINEMATIC MUSIC WITH CHOKING SOUNDS]

[DRAMATIC DRUM HIT]

[PIERCING FLESH SOUND]

[SCREECHING SOUND]

[SHE COUGHS]

♪LIGHT ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC♪

[JARRING, PIERCING SOUND]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC FOLLOWED BY HER SCREAM]

[PUNCHING, GRUNTING, FIGHT SOUNDS CONTINUE]

[CINEMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

[CYBER GUN BLAST]

[PIPE CLANKS, DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

[DRAMATIC DRUM HITS]

[SQUISH SOUNDS OF FLESH, HER BREATHING HARD]

[WEIRD SCREECHING]

[HEAVY BREATHING WITH FOOTSTEPS]

[LABORED ALIEN BREATHING]

[LIGHT WHOOSH SOUND EFFECT]

[DRAMATIC DRUM HITS, CLANK OF ITEM HITTING FLOOR]

[MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE]

[SCRAPING SOUND]

[COUGH]

♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS ♪

[OUTDOOR AMBIENCE, BUS DRIVING SOUND]

HELP! (knocking sounds)

We need your help! We don't have any money and we have to get her

to the hospital! Can you help us please?

BUS DRIVER #2: I can take you to the next stop. Get on.

BUS DRIVER #2: It's a two minute walk to Mercy Hospital.

Thank you so much.

[MYSTERIOUS AMBIENCE]

♪LIGHTER TONE MUSIC BEGINS♪

[TIRES SCREECHING SOUND EFFECT]

[BUS, NORMAL SOUNDS]

[EERIE AMBIENCE SLOWLY INTENSIFIES]

[GURGLING, ODD BREATHING SOUNDS, STRUGGLING]

Are you OK?

[COUGHING, GASPING]

[FEMALE SCREAM, TIRES SCREECH ON BUS]

[SCREAMS, MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

[ALIEN HISSING/SCREECHING]

[CONTINUED SCREAMS MIXED WITH ALIEN SCREECHING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC AND SCREAMING INTENSIFY]

[ODD QUIET]

[DRAMATIC DRUM HIT]

[DRAMATIC AMBIENCE BUILDS]

[OTHER WORLY AMBIENCE]

[AMBIENCE INTENSIFIES, BECOMING MORE DRAMATIC]

♪ DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS WITH AN OMINOUS FEEL ♪