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So, who the hell is that dude?
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Looks like Lana has a new boy toy.
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Dude, she's not going to bring him up here and bang him, is she?
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I hope so. He's cute!
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I had a really good time tonight.
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So did I.
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It doesn't have to end if we don't want it to.
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I don't know.
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My roommates are home.
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Who cares?
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I don't know if tonight is a good night.
I wanna take things slow. Don't you?
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Whatever you want.
I'm patient.
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Good.
I'll call you.
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Really? Spying?
You have nothing better to do with your Friday night.
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You should talk. It's only six.
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I went on a date with my boyfriend.
It's not my fault he teaches spin at 5 AM.
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Where's yours?
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I could have one if I wanted.
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Yeah, they're banging down the door, aren't
they.
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Someone should have brought their boyfriend
up.
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Someone needs to get laid.
You're not your usual charming self.
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I.. I'll do it.
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Gross!
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And for your information, we're taking it
slow.
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I like this one.
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Are you still waiting for your vagina to go back to normal after banging Tyrone last week?
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It's almost there.
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Now good night.
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Man she'll never like me.
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I thought you just wanted to bang her?
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Well, you know. Let her like me enough to let me bang her.
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Sometimes I wish I were more like you.
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Meaning?
Well it's like you bring home a different
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guy each night. How do you do it? Where do you find these people.
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Craigslist.
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I thought Craigslist was for buying and selling
stuff.
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No honey, no, no no, it's used for so much
more than that.
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Really?
Like aren't you worried about guys robbing
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you or killing you and stuff?
No, I sleep with a switchblade under my pillow.
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Seriously?
Fuck me and find out.
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Ok so you want to find a woman, I assume.
Oh, look they've got a dating section.
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No, that's for people looking for sex but
won't admit they're skeezy mother fuckers.
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We're going to Casual Encounters, my friend.
I don't think I want to do this.
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It's weird. Meeting someone from the internet.
Do you want to make it a little more interesting?
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You don't have to meet anyone if you don't
want to.
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What is it?
Let's have a friendly little competition.
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A Craigslist contest if you will.
Go on.
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We both put profiles up in our respective
sections.
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We each up our own pics and descriptions.
And then we check it in the morning.
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And whoever has the most responses wins.
So what do you win?
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I'll give you a blow job if you win.
Uh, no. I don't think so bud.
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Fine! Prude!
Say, twenty bucks.
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Yeah, okay.
I'm cool with that.
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So. What do we do?
I need some naughty pics of you.
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Naughty pics?
Like your body, shirtless; your dick; maybe
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your hairy bubble butt.
Ah man, I don't have any pictures like that.
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Lucky for you your best friend Logan has a
wonderful camera.
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Man this is weird.
Jason, it's fine.
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It's always good to have dirty pics of yourself.
You never know when you'll need them.
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Take your shirt off.
I don't know.
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Do you want to pay me now then?
Show that body.
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You don't work out four times a week for nothing.
Alright, but don't show my face.
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You act like this is my first time at the
rodeo.
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No, we don't show face unless they show first.
So, Jason, let's see it.
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See what?
Jason nation.
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Oh no, no no.
Hell, no!
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For a hot straight guy you sure are really
shy.
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No wonder you have to resort to using Craigslist.
I'm not going to touch it.
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Unless you want me to.
Stop!
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Fine, I take cash, PayPal and check.
Alright, but this is so weird.
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Sweet, mother of.
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And, done.
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We both have profiles. Now we wait.
When do we check it to see who won?
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We'll check it in the morning.
After princess has left.
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She doesn't need to know what we're doing.
But, don't we need to check it to see if we
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can get some tonight?
Lana isn't the only one that needs to heal
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up a little.
Ah, gross.
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Going to work?
Yeah, I have three classes and two private
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sessions.
So what time are you going to be home?
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Uh, I'll be home around four.
Why?
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Long day. Poor baby.
Just curious.
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Okay, I'm off.
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Now let's find us a winner.
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One, two, four, ten, twenty two!
I have twenty-two responses.
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What about me? What about me?
Hold on.
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Damn, forty-five?
Well, the blow job is still on the table.
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Uh, pay up, bitch.
Later. Let's see what kind of women wanted
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to sit on it.
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What the hell was that?
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It looked like a big brown rattlesnake about
to eat a mouse.
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What the fuck, man?
Oh shit. I posted your ad in m4m.
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Shit. No girls saw this only gay guys.
What the fuck?
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Calm down.
It's not like I used your face.
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Man, I said I was looking for pussy.
Oh, hello.
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Twenty-eight, six foot, eight inches cut dom
top.
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Oh, yes I like you.
Jason I fucking hate you.
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Oh my god.
Jason, look who it is.
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What who is it?
Oh my god.
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We have to tell Lana that her boyfriend is
gay.
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He may not be gay per-se.
He could just be one of those greedy bisexuals
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or curious.
Well, we gotta do something.
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So what do we do?
I've got an idea.
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If you're willing to forego the twenty dollars
I owe you if it will help you to get a step
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closer to Lana.
Bro, I would pay you if you got me that pussy.
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And that pussy you shall have.
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Dude, I'm really nervous.
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I don't know about this.
You'll be fine. Just go hide in the bathroom
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and keep the camera on your phone rolling
on us.
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Now go hide.
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Hey man, funny thing my girlfriend lives in this building.
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You're not the guy from the ad.
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No, I'm not.
Dude, this isn't cool. I'm out of here.
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No, you and I are going to have a little chat.
No way.
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Lana?
We would hate for Lana to find out that you're
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hooking up with gay boys.
Especially, gay boys you find on Craigslist.
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How do you know her?
This door? Right here.
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It's her bedroom.
Don't worry she's not here right now.
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She's teaching some stupid yoga class.
So if you don't want her to find you, you'll
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go in that second bedroom and...
Well, I'll be more than happy to keep your
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little secret.
Dude, what are you doing?
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Hey, you're the guy from the profile.
See, I'd fuck you.
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Not going to use my face, huh?
What are you doing?
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And nobody is fucking me.
Yeah, Jason's definitely more of a top.
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A what?
I'm vers.
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Dude, I'm not gay.
This is bullshit, I'm out of here.
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We're going to tell her you're a homo.
No, please, no. I'll do anything.
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Anything?
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Now get the fuck out!
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Adam, what are you doing here?
It's over. Hear me? Over!
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Why?
Fuck you!
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What the hell?
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Oh no, what happened?
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Did you see that taco place was closed, too?
Adam just broke up with me.
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Oh, no.
What a jerk!
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What happened?
I don't know. I don't even know why he was
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here.
Ah, there, there.
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Let Jason make everything much better.
Wait, what are you doing?
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Making everything better.
No, we're done here.
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We're done here.
Are you sure?
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Yes.
We're done here god damn it.
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I just need to be alone for awhile.
Adam had a jacket just like that one.
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Did you try and grind on her?
Yeah.
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What did I tell you about grinding on girls
when they're sober?11603
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