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AFRO SAMURAI
Episode 3
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You have the basic skills,
but your eyes give you away.
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Become unpredictable, strike
from your subconscious mind,
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Let your moves flow out from
your individual essence.
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I do not like the looks of that thing.
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See that smoke goes'ing out?
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It ain't natural.
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What I'm sayin' is, this b*tch, just
one thunder from her, she can blow!
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That's the end of your 'fro, bro'!
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Bam!
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By the way, I'm trying to
imagine you without a 'fro.
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Think you look cute with little braids on.
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Wow, hey hey hey hey...
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Hey.
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Shut up.
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
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Don't tell me you stupid enough to just
waltz through that rear gate, is you?
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'Cuz you know it's a trap, right?
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You ain't that stupid, right?
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Right?
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Right? Right.
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Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. Com'on.
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You don't believe me!
Well fine.
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Go ahead, die for that stupid
Number One headband.
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Damn! You stubborn man!
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You really ain't gonna let nothin' stop
you until you get to the top this mountain
and kill Number One, is you?
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Oh, he did, he did- he did cut your dad's
head off, I get that... I'd be pissed too.
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But this road ain't the safe way man!
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I'm more than willing to watch your pighead roll.
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This is Brother 2.
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The Number Two has crossed Terror Pass.
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Excellent.
Continue to monitor his movement.
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Dear Brothers.
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It seems that our long awaited day has arrived!
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Our prayers like paved stone
has led us to the door of the Number One.
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But to do this, we must first seize the
Number Two by destroying the Afro Samurai.
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[Clapping]
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Shall we commence, dear Brothers?
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I say we send the great russian
warrior Ivanov. He has a unique style
and knowledge of pain.
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It will unbalance Afro.
Hmmmm.
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Rubbish! The one who can defeat Number 2
can only be Foo!
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The Trickster Assassin from China!
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[Jammin']
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Ivanov and Foo are both great warriors.
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But we can not place our faith in the hands
of foreigners.
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Especially ones who may covet the
headband for themselves.
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Now I have been blessed with a vision.
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It has led me to design a weapon
more deadly than even the
Afro-demon himself.
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Brothers!
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Let me introduce our latest weapon.
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It possesses a physical strength 20%
greater than the current Number Two.
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I originally intended to apply
this weapon against Number One.
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But since we encountered sudden miscalculations...
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We will first use it to defeat the Number Two.
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A battle that will surely
provide superb entertainment.
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There exists a man on this earth
with the skills of Number Two?
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Where could you find such a man?
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Not a man, Brother, a thing.
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Explain more, Brother 1.
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I have accessed our finest scientific resources
to build a thing that is more than man.
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He is a demon-machine with
a special surprise on the inside.
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The skills stored deep inside of him was
extracted from Afro's dreams by Okiku.
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May God rest her troubled soul.
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Has the data been tested yet?
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Do you question me, Brother 6?
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Does one question faith?
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Observe and I will make you a believer.
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Brethren.
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I'm proud to welcome
a new disciple into our fold.
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Rise to greet our most
deadly weapon, Afro-Droid!
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Damn!
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Afro-Droid.
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Ain't he lovely?
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It took millions of man-hours,
just to build his head...
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This thing ain't nothin'.
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Many more technological breakthroughs
to manufacture his body.
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What say you now Ivanov from Russia
and Foo from the Hunan Province of
China?
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Ivanov - I am 2nd to no man.
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Foo - I am first among men and machine.
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I just forgot to include the machine.
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It will be I who defeats this Afro.
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I have traveled long and far, no
time for games.
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So the way I see is, I cut you,
I get job.
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Hmm. That's rather interesting.
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What say we do now?
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I suggest we choose the assassin
of Afro based solely on credentials.
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I suggest we send in the Afro-Droid
first.
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If he fails then...
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Nonsense! Why rely on a machine when we
have hired two of the world's best assassins.
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Yesss. I agree. To rely on a machine with no
credentials is risky.
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You all make good points my Brothers.
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But why not just let skill alone decide for us.
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A Battle Royale!!!
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Let blood and death
pave our way to eternal life.
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A Battle Royal?
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Naw, are you certain?
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There's only one rule.
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When it's over, the last man or
machine standin' will battle Number Two.
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Twisted.
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Splendid.
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Can you dig it?
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Yeah!
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Then let's get busy !
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AFRO-DROID VS. All Assassins
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Winner: AFRO-DROID
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Yo! Come on Afro. I got a bad
feeling about what's up ahead.
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You know I'm right. You better
start listening to me man.
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You know what, I really do know what
the hell is going on around here.
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But you won't...
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Aaa Alright.
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You finally stopping to listen to me.
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Now we can start talking man to man.
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So! See. It's a simple thing.
The point is....
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What?
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What the hell is this?
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OH HELL NO!
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Hey hey Aa Aa, Afro, wa wait, wait!
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This sh*t ain't even natural!
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I say we take the long way home.
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We can circle back around!
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You know, so what, we lose a
few days? Com'on!
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I'll see you then.
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Sh*t man !
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He like a f*cking clone and sh*t!
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Com'on man! Ok, now my ninja
guts tellin' me he's a mean one.
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So don't go any nearer.
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Hey! You listening to me?
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AFRO-DROID VS. AFRO SAMURAI
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Oh my God, oh my God!
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Hey, he's trying to copy you!
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Hold up! That is you!
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Wait a minute!
Wha Wha...
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Which one is you?
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Oh No! Which one is you?!
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That's you, ain't it?
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You're bleeding, bro!
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Wait a minute! Hold up, hold up!
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Prove to me that you're you.
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Say something to lemme know it's you.
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Shut up.
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Oh, it is you!
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Listen, it's over back there, man.
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Oh Afro!
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Damn Afro ! I hate to say this
man, but you losing man!
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Bad!
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Hey!
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Maybe we better back off.
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Or you gonna lose that headband.
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Damn! This motherf*cker knows
your next move before you make it.
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It's like me watching Afro watching
Afro fightin' Afro or something!
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What happens when your
reflection moves faster than you?
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Something amazing.
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That's what happens.
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We shall finally see the wrath
of hell's fire turn up on itself.
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That ain't gonna work
either man! Don't do it!
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Yo yo yo! Stop thinking Afro!
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He's reading your mind!
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Ahhh! Help!
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Now Afro-Droid! Go in for a kill.
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Swordmaster: Become unpredictable,
strike from your subconscious mind,
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let your moves flow out from your
individual essence.
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Even the most masterful opponent will fall
from a strike that has no history or reference.
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The moves created from your own
individual unique essence may
surprise even you.
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Whoa! Attaboy! You did it Afro!
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Now, come help me up!
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Hey yo, you forget me, wait up!
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My hand's getting numb!
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This is what we get for
relying on Okiku's data.
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Damn it, Brother 6!
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This' the kind of sh*t I will not tolerate!
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Where am I?
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Oh, so we made it, huh?
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We made it!
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We made it!
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Yo! Afro!
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You tried to ditch me, didn't ya?
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I really thought I was gonna die.
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Hey, you still going on?
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Ain't you had enough
punishment for one day?
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Afro, you gotta listen to me!
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Man, you don't know what these
crazy monks got under their skirt!
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Wait, damn it!
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Don't you ever plan nothing?
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[Asian Greeting]
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Even though you are wounded,
expect no mercy from me.
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Don't hold back, n*gga !
This dude's a meanie.
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Kick his ass.
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Careful man ! You slip up with
this one and you're a dead man!
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Yes! Ahhh!
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H-H-He's psycho, man!
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I will leave the rest to you...
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My Brothers.
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What?
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No way!
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He's truly a Warrior Legend.
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Almost too magnificent to kill.
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You won't have your sword back
that easily.
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You're nothing without a blade.
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Brother 5!
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You have been too careless.
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Get off, Brother 5!
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Now what the hell is this?
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Do we really gotta keep going?
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00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:03,620
I mean, this sh*t you
leave behind you is nasty.
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Do as you please.
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00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:08,770
Jesus, you crazy, man.
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00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:22,400
It's a pity I have to do this,
but the Number Two warrior must die.
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No matter what it takes.
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Uh?
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00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:07,240
What the?
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00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:29,500
Yo, I know that dude!
I thought you iced him already.
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He's that motherf*cking machine!
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This' some crazy sh*t, man!
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AFRO-DROID v2.0
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He dead yet?
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00:19:41,561 --> 00:19:42,500
You dead yet?
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00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,900
AFRO-DROID v2.0 - Danger, Danger, Danger!
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Hey man! Where ya been?
220
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Stay down, motherf*cker, stay down!
221
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:02,900
He ain't dead yet!
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00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:11,140
Oh com'on man!
Now it ain't even fair!
223
00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:15,320
We gotta come this far just
to look down the barrel of that sh*t?
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00:22:45,860 --> 00:22:48,350
That felt... good.
225
00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:53,660
I think he blew his load.
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00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:59,780
Man, I bet all that skill is stored in this
little chip. And such a cute little chip too.
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Oh sh*t, man!
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I ain't going!
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Listen man. That's it for me.
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00:23:19,390 --> 00:23:23,810
I've seen some sights today
ain't no one supposed to see.
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So that's it. I ain't...
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Shut up.
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00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:40,070
Wow ! This thing goes any faster,
my head's gonna stick in body like
a damn turtle.
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Youth, completely overrated.
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Nothing will stop my mission of
obtaining the Number One headband.
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Especially not some damn samurai!
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00:24:14,490 --> 00:24:18,540
Just when I thought things
couldn't get any weirder.
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00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:23,160
What the hell is that supposed to be?
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00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,890
Long time, no see, Afro Samurai.
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TO BE CONTINUED...
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AFRO SAMURAI
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