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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:06,917 Welcome to the carnival. 2 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:08,384 You must be my new roustabouts. 3 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:10,443 This carnival isn't safe anymore. 4 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:15,718 Gus the Geek. 5 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:18,524 Subhuman. 6 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:20,565 I haven't written a paycheck in three weeks. 7 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:22,690 Take it easy. 8 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:24,762 Hey. 9 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:28,772 The carnival is over. 10 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:40,228 Congratulations, kid. That was quite extraordinary. 11 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:42,562 A walk in the park. Thank your buddy up there, okay? 12 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,296 Of course. Better take a rest, Robin. You're on again at 3:00. 13 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:46,428 Right. See ya, Inky. 14 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:48,301 Mr. Higgins. Mikey. Robin. 15 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:56,970 Thanks a lot, Higgo. You made this gig go with a real bang. 16 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,906 Here, I brought you a little something. 17 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,385 Please, it was the least I could do, Walter. 18 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,820 Walter? 19 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,379 I haven't heard that since... 20 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,221 North Africa, 1942. 21 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,596 That's right. Open it up later. 22 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:17,297 Well, Mr. Janes. What do ya think? 23 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:20,531 I think my company is lucky to have your carnival, Mr. Gilbert. 24 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:23,233 It hope it will be a profitable situation for both of us. 25 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:24,431 Don't you worry about the profits. 26 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:25,840 We'll bring in the audience, I guarantee it. 27 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:29,471 Why, we broke all house records on Guam. 28 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:32,846 You should've... Hey, great flying. You didn't miss. 29 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:34,748 Quite. Well done, T.C. 30 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,150 A real good piece of work. 31 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,415 Thank you. 32 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:39,514 But somehow, I must admit, I felt more comfortable 33 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:42,116 flying and being shot at at the same time. 34 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:56,534 Magic to Worthy, inside to Kareem, back to Scott, 35 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:59,167 drives, dishes off to Kareem. Slam dunk! 36 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,337 Length of the court to Parrish, 37 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:07,283 to Bird, to McHale, to Johnson, back to Ainge. Twenty-footer, no good! 38 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,081 Rambis rebound! He is butchered. 39 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,314 Magnum. 40 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,589 Look at Rambis, he is hot under the collar. 41 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,056 He's pulling his glasses back, adjusting those. 42 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:19,290 Don't... Don't ever do that again, Higgins. 43 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,524 I'm sorry, Magnum. 44 00:05:22,588 --> 00:05:24,534 What is it? 45 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:27,400 You so excited about going on all those neat rides, 46 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,030 you forgot to knock? 47 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:31,769 You got cotton candy stuck on your cheek? 48 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,439 What is it? 49 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,247 T.C? 50 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:48,319 T.C.'s fine. The stunt went off without a hitch. 51 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:53,061 The girl was murdered five minutes later. 52 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:58,164 I am asking for your assistance. 53 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:02,295 What about the police? 54 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:04,533 They're investigating. 55 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,045 Did you know this girl? 56 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,637 Only briefly. 57 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:14,581 But I do know Walter, Inky, Gilbert. 58 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,347 I must help him. 59 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:25,591 We had had no sleep in 72 hours. 60 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:30,763 The shelling was incessant and unrelenting. 61 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:35,328 We were pinned down by heavy machine gun fire. 62 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:42,476 Suffice it to say, Magnum, I owe Inky Gilbert and his brother, Donald, 63 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:46,449 two Americans who were attached to our unit, a great debt. 64 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:53,285 Higgins, soldiers saving other soldiers' lives 65 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:55,553 is a common occurrence. We've both... Yes, but, 66 00:06:56,949 --> 00:07:00,590 in the course of this incident, 67 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:05,970 Inky lost his brother. I'd like to help him. 68 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,100 I'd like for you to help him. 69 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,609 You will, of course, be compensated. 70 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:14,943 Well, that's not really the point, Higgins. The police... 71 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:18,015 Are conducting an investigation. 72 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,914 Meanwhile, the adverse publicity surrounding this tragedy 73 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:23,044 could cause Inky Gilbert to lose his contract 74 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,885 with Mike Janes Amusements. It could break him. 75 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:33,053 Magnum, I implore you. Please help. 76 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:36,994 This feels great! 77 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:38,433 We're also gonna have to work here, Rick. 78 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,492 I don't care. 79 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:41,596 For the first time in your life, you've done me a favor. 80 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,799 This one's for Higgins. 81 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,671 Yeah, maybe, but... Hey, can I have a cotton candy, please? 82 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:46,732 Rick... 83 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:49,038 Thomas, please, the carnival's always been my first love. 84 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:50,876 I ran away with one when I was 14 years old 85 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,211 and I was gone for three weeks. 86 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:54,945 When my old man finally got me, man, I couldn't sit down for a month. 87 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,419 I mean, I couldn't eat anything but vanilla milk shakes 88 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,582 and tomato soup. Then I ran away with the circus... 89 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,592 Did I ever tell you this before? 90 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,719 Hey, that's my cotton candy. 91 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,422 Come in. 92 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,369 Mr. Gilbert. 93 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,670 Welcome. 94 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,367 You must be my new roustabouts. 95 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,739 Yep. 96 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:25,149 Which one's the P.l.? 97 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,447 Thomas Magnum. 98 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:29,184 Rick Wright. 99 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,620 You know, I ran away with a carnival once. I was 14 years old. 100 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,213 I was gone for three weeks. Rick... 101 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:34,485 When my old man got me, man, I couldn't... 102 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:35,581 Rick... 103 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:39,424 That's all right. I still feel I'm 14 years old, too. 104 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,523 There's got to be a little boy inside you to stay in this racket. 105 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,501 God knows it isn't going to be around long. 106 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,162 The carnivals that crisscross this country, 107 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:49,672 playing the country fairs and revivals, 108 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,936 are soon gonna be a thing of the past. 109 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,842 A dying piece of Americana. 110 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:56,744 The midway and the sideshow are being replaced 111 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:59,681 by the computer arcade and the cheap horror films 112 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,047 that are churned out every five minutes 113 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:04,350 and don't leave anything to the imagination. 114 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,946 The mind. 115 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:08,554 The kid in all of us. 116 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:11,891 I don't know, maybe America's grown out of us. 117 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:17,263 Maybe the little boy grew up too fast. 118 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:21,496 He blinks his eyes and he becomes a lawyer or a computer operator 119 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:25,001 or a bank teller. 120 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:27,543 We carnies just try to get by. 121 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:32,949 And we try to reach out to the kid out there. 122 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:37,254 I'm glad we reached you. 123 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:40,348 What happens if you don't reach that kid out there? 124 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,393 Then I sell out lock, stock and barrel 125 00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:47,158 to Mike Janes and his modern, "today's" operation. 126 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:51,600 And we become a quaint historical footnote, 127 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,331 a sanitized piece of trivia. 128 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,008 I don't want that to happen to my people. 129 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,876 They're loyal, and most of them have been with me for a long time, 130 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,381 but they've got to eat. 131 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,886 I haven't written a paycheck in three weeks. 132 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:15,785 And unless you guys find out who did that to poor Robin, God rest her soul, 133 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:17,885 I'll never write another one. 134 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,065 Rick may have felt nine years old again, 135 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,538 but somehow I found that a little bit difficult. 136 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:31,402 Because even when I was nine years old 137 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,001 and my grandpa took me to the carnival at the county fair, 138 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,808 I found myself asking too many questions. 139 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:40,009 Questions like, in the basketball shooting concession, 140 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:43,315 why was the ball pumped so full of air that it would bounce off 141 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,947 the too-small rim and there goes your quarter? 142 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,424 Or why did the beautiful blonde lady in the dollar-a-kiss booth 143 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,189 smell like a distillery from 20 feet away? 144 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,957 Or how come the biggest stuffed animals 145 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:55,363 you could possibly win in the shooting gallery 146 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,367 always had an inch of dust on them? 147 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,334 And now, a lot of years later, 148 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,769 who would want to make a murder part of the sideshow? 149 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,306 Hello? 150 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,810 Hey, take it easy. 151 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:13,075 Sorry, I'm a little on edge. You're the P.l.? 152 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,443 Yeah. 153 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,879 Except it's Private Investigator, and I'm supposed to be undercover. 154 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:24,418 Daddy's got a big mouth. Audrey Gilbert. lnky's little girl. 155 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,992 Aka "Sparky The Clown" and midway manager. 156 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:31,227 Nice meeting you. How many other people know why I'm here? 157 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:34,066 Just me and Inky. Honest. 158 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,307 How can I help you? 159 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:42,303 Well, tell me about Robin. Boyfriends? Enemies? Debts? 160 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,676 None of the above. 161 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:46,945 Everybody liked Robin and Robin liked everybody back. 162 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,917 Been with us for two years. 163 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:52,046 Joined us in Stockton when she ran away from home. 164 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,785 Can't think of a damn thing anybody would have against her. 165 00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:57,852 What about that knife thrower? The Indian? 166 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,020 The Chief? 167 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:00,996 Audrey, Audrey. 168 00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,566 Yeah, him. 169 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:04,293 Who is he? 170 00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:07,132 This is Thomas Magnum. 171 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,173 Inky just hired him as the new roustabout. 172 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,707 I was going over the ropes with him. 173 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,208 Hi, guy. 174 00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,800 White Deer has left. 175 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:14,970 What do you mean, left? 176 00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:16,206 She quit. 177 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:18,544 She was tired of not getting paid. 178 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:21,608 She left me for a Portuguese restaurant. 179 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,654 Who am I gonna use in the act tomorrow? 180 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:24,982 Tell me? Who? 181 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,079 Don't you worry, Chief. 182 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,853 We will find you another assistant. I promise. 183 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:31,656 Someone as fearless as White Deer? Never. 184 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:37,357 You've gotta forgive him. He's had a rough couple of days. 185 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,130 The police have really grilled him on account of the fact 186 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,467 that the murder weapon was one of his knives. 187 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,302 See, the case where he keeps them was broken into. 188 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,872 Of course, the weapon didn't have his prints on it, 189 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:51,437 but nevertheless, it's a matter of pride with him. 190 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:55,077 He swore he'd kill the person who did it. I believe him. 191 00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,786 What exactly does a roustabout do? 192 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:05,251 Okay. Do you know what a mop and broom are? 193 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,285 Somehow it wasn't necessary 194 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:33,084 to have a Tower Of Terror to get good and scared. 195 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,318 That's because most of the people I talked to today 196 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,088 were already half there. 197 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,633 Not me. 198 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,169 Oh, I know what you're thinking. 199 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,236 That's because I was thinking it, too. 200 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,840 I was becoming overly paranoid. 201 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,351 After all, the Tower Of Terror was nothing more 202 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,445 than just a bunch of papier-méché goblins 203 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,786 and screech y sound effects. 204 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:10,588 Wouldn't have bothered me nor Gramps one bit. 205 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,521 Boo! 206 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,198 Easy, fella. 207 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:27,005 Come on, I just work here. Cleaning up. 208 00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,380 Damn rats. 209 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,046 Scared you, didn't I? 210 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,619 Scared me? 211 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,147 Well, you woke me up. 212 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,192 It's getting so a man can't get a sound sleep around here. 213 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:43,659 Excuse me. 214 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,030 Who are you? 215 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,198 Thomas Magnum. 216 00:14:56,262 --> 00:15:00,267 Inky hired me and a friend of mine as roustabouts. 217 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,470 Oh, he did, huh? 218 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,352 The name's Gus Zimmer. 219 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,116 Known professionally as Gus the Geek. 220 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:16,824 I'm sorry I frightened you. Here, let me help you clean up. 221 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:18,293 Oh, thanks. 222 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,526 You done much carnie work before? 223 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:26,501 Well, I've done a lot of mopping. 224 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:28,560 Are you a Navy man? 225 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,935 Yeah. 226 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,944 I was in the Army myself, about a million years ago. 227 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,069 Hey, look, 228 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,116 I know it's my job during business hours and everything, 229 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,880 but I really wasn't trying to make you sick. 230 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,651 It's just that it's the only place where I can catch a few winks 231 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,282 without people bothering me, 232 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,918 and I don't have to wear the mask. 233 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,055 And what with everything that's been going on here, 234 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,794 I guess I'm just as nervous as everybody else. 235 00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,335 Robin? Yeah. 236 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:03,396 Surprised anybody took this job knowing what's going on. 237 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,736 It ain't only Robin, though. 238 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,970 There's been other deaths? 239 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:12,209 Did I say that? 240 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,444 No, I didn't say that. 241 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:19,888 I said there's been a lot of bad stuff going on lately. 242 00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:25,953 That guy in San Diego had his back broken 243 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:29,522 when the whirl-a-way collapsed on him. 244 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:32,728 Darn thing had just passed a safety inspection, too. 245 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:36,136 Then our concession lady, Marge, had to have her stomach pumped out 246 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,766 when she ate one of her own chili dogs. 247 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,004 Somebody might have put some 248 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:44,104 arsenic into her chili. She's gone. 249 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:48,080 I'll tell you, life is tough even if you don't weaken. 250 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:52,918 I've been with this carnival for 30 years now and I've seen it all. 251 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,728 I used to be the ringmaster before the accident. 252 00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,956 I used to talk a lot. 253 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,657 Now I don't get to say much. 254 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:06,294 All I get to do is make a few weird noises. 255 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,339 Three times a day. 256 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,004 Gus the Geek. 257 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,481 Subhuman. 258 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,016 What happened? 259 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,055 There was a fire in Decatur, in '61. 260 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:30,287 There were some kids. I got them out. 261 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,665 That was when I got to be the Geek. 262 00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,501 Can't blame Inky any, though. 263 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,131 He's always been real good to me. 264 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,335 He's kept me on here through thick and thin, 265 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,877 good times and bad, 266 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,140 and I'd go right to the end with him. 267 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,313 I just hope it doesn't come too soon. 268 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,786 There's not much of a retirement program for geeks. 269 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,581 I'll get the rat. 270 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,627 Needless to say, I didn't get a great night's sleep. 271 00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:17,401 Jumbled, distorted images of devils with pitchforks 272 00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,933 and ugly green monsters and chili dogs that came alive 273 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,707 totally routed the poor little sheep I was trying to count. 274 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,874 They didn't have a chance. 275 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,885 And with all the information I had gotten yesterday, 276 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,684 I was wondering if Inky Gilbert's carnival did, either. 277 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,997 What time is it? 278 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,659 It's 6:00 in the morning. What's the matter with you? 279 00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:46,531 Matter? Matter? 280 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:50,330 Nothing's the matter. I love being scared awake. 281 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,170 After all, we're at a carnival, aren't we? 282 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,973 There's nothing like a 6:00 a.m. thrill to kick off the old adrenaline. 283 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,104 What are you doing? 284 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:58,839 I've been out all night investigating 285 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,076 while you've been sleeping. 286 00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:03,311 Well, you didn't have to clean out the Tower of Terror or the Tunnel of Love. 287 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,786 Do you want to know what I found out or not? 288 00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,016 What did you find out? 289 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,719 Nothing, but... Nothing concrete. 290 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,590 But I think I'm onto something. 291 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,062 It was that Indian Chief's knife that was used in the murder, right? 292 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,191 So I decided to check him out. 293 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:17,825 I followed him all night long, 294 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,460 because he was yelling and screaming, 295 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,506 and running inside and outside of everybody's tents and trailers. 296 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,704 And then he'd sneak up behind some of the other guys 297 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,705 and he'd just watch them. 298 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,643 And then comes the weird part. 299 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,781 What weird part? 300 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:36,714 It was a full moon last night, right? 301 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,813 This guy goes behind the amusement park 302 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:42,825 sits down on the grass, looks up at the moon... 303 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,794 Are you ready for this? And starts singing opera. 304 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,989 I'm convinced he's our guy. 305 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,057 Because he was singing opera? 306 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,403 He was near the tent when Robin Guthrie got it. 307 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,366 Well, so were a dozen other people. 308 00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,634 And they didn't see a thing. They were too busy watching the stunt. 309 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,472 Rick, just 'cause this guy sings opera to the full moon 310 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,307 doesn't mean he's our killer. 311 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,114 It's a lead. What do you got? 312 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,706 Nothing. Oh. 313 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,482 Except a lot of talk about mysterious accidents. 314 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,148 I mean, this is the worst kind of case, Rick. There's nothing to go on. 315 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,715 You just gotta... You gotta kind of blend in 316 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,818 and get familiar with people till they trust you. 317 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,797 And then, maybe then, somebody will let something slip, 318 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,560 and you got them. 319 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,596 It's called deep cover. 320 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,467 We could be here for a long time. 321 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,798 That's great. 322 00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:32,467 Except Inky Gilbert doesn't have a long time. 323 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:34,342 I know. 324 00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,137 What do you got in mind? 325 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:43,375 Well, we accelerate the process. We take control. 326 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,783 HOW? 327 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:49,189 No, wait a second. Where are you going? 328 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,895 We're history, Inky. We're gone. 329 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,090 No, no! 330 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:58,559 No, No. You can't leave, you can't. 331 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,467 We are, and you can't stop us. 332 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,629 But why? 333 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,468 Because we gotta eat. 334 00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,838 Yeah, and buy some razor blades. 335 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:09,003 But, guys, what about the show? 336 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,604 Chris, we're family. 337 00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,547 A broken family, Inky. 338 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,779 I'll get the money, I promise. 339 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:18,515 It's not just the money. 340 00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,057 This carnival isn't safe anymore. 341 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,492 We don't want to go, but this is the way it's gotta be. 342 00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,756 Goodbye, Inky. 343 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:31,130 Please don't leave. Chris, Charles. 344 00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:35,437 It won't be like Hackensack. 345 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,601 There go a lot of suspects, Thomas. 346 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,537 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 347 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,813 This is great, this is just great. Hey, Gilbert. 348 00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:58,084 Mike Janes Amusements has a contract 349 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,823 with the Inky Gilbert Carnival. 350 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,887 Now, apparently, there isn't one. 351 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,557 The hell there isn't. 352 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:04,828 How so? 353 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,131 You just open the gates at 11:00, Mr. Janes. 354 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:10,263 The show will go on. 355 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:12,171 This I gotta see. 356 00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:10,464 Is he a man or is he an animal? 357 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:13,867 A mere four bits will let you decide for yourself. 358 00:23:13,925 --> 00:23:17,498 See the Geek drink human blood. 359 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:21,203 Will his animal thirst ever be quenched? 360 00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:26,841 See what happens when live rodents are unleashed in his cage. 361 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:32,718 The Geek! The Geek! The Geek! Come on. 362 00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,723 Step up, step up, step up. 363 00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,423 There's fun for everyone. 364 00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:03,211 I've had enough of this. 365 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,845 Come on, where's all your carnie spirit? 366 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:05,980 Where's your leads? 367 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:07,819 And what about accelerating the process? 368 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:09,950 I have a new theory. Yeah, what's that? 369 00:24:10,048 --> 00:24:13,291 The who-stands-to-gain the-most if-Inky-goes-under theory. 370 00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:19,199 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! We're saved! 371 00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:21,237 Daddy, what are you talking about? 372 00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:24,796 The Inky Gilbert Traveling Carnival lives! 373 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,399 Daddy, I know we did well, 374 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,309 but we can't keep up this kind of effort unless we're at full strength. 375 00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:31,005 We are, or we will be. 376 00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:33,174 After I hire everybody back tomorrow morning. 377 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:37,948 Ladies and gentlemen, your paychecks. 378 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,522 So much for my new theory. 379 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:51,067 But out of its ashes grew another. 380 00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:59,500 Admittedly, sneaking into the office of your own client 381 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:03,137 wasn't the most exemplary of private investigative techniques. 382 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:04,942 But then again, when you're out of leads, 383 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:08,815 being exemplary isn't as important as getting to the truth. 384 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,779 No matter where it may lie. 385 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,628 Hello, Magnum. 386 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:27,402 Going through the books? 387 00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:30,436 I see you met Waldo. 388 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:34,705 Say hello, Waldo. "Hi, Magnum. 389 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,676 "Find anything interesting?" 390 00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:38,476 Yes, I did. 391 00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,347 Let me guess. 392 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,718 You couldn't find anything concrete about Robin's murder, 393 00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:48,314 so your untrusting mind began searching for other motives. 394 00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:51,689 The non-emotional kind, the baser kind. Like 395 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,997 economics. 396 00:25:55,854 --> 00:26:00,963 Sure, you'd heard about the accidents and misfortunes I've been having. 397 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,404 So you began to wonder, 398 00:26:05,263 --> 00:26:08,540 "Hey, maybe old lnky's making some dough on the deal. 399 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,841 "He can't be making any money out of this third-rate carnival. 400 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:15,983 "Maybe he's trying to get it out of the insurance companies. 401 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,212 "How's he doing?" 402 00:26:19,277 --> 00:26:21,279 You're doing wonderfully. Keep going. 403 00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:23,883 I will, son. I will. 404 00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:28,760 But here's where your suspicious little mind and reality part company. 405 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:32,497 I don't get a red cent for any of those accidents. 406 00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:35,637 All I got were higher premiums, 407 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,434 substantially higher. 408 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,802 I'm dying here, Magnum, and you're trying to shovel dirt on the coffin 409 00:26:42,867 --> 00:26:44,540 before it's even in the ground. 410 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,009 It's good thinking, though. 411 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,853 I've got to admire you in a strange sort of way. 412 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:54,981 Higgins was right. He sent the best. 413 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:59,528 He said that? The best? 414 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,128 You gotta know how to read him. 415 00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:03,655 Are you all finished here? 416 00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:09,296 So we can get some sleep and start all over again tomorrow morning? 417 00:27:09,828 --> 00:27:11,000 Oh, just a minute. 418 00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:12,769 You can help me fix 419 00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:14,674 King Arthur's iron mace in the Wax Museum. 420 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,440 Just a second, Inky. I'm not finished here yet. 421 00:27:18,503 --> 00:27:23,077 How about explaining the $10,000 cash deposit in the carnival account? 422 00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:29,350 Maybe I've got a silent partner. 423 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:31,819 You're grasping at straws, Magnum. 424 00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:34,523 And I guess I appreciate it, 425 00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:38,325 but where I got that money is of no concern to you 426 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:41,667 and has absolutely nothing to do with Robin Guthrie's death. 427 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,272 I promise. 428 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:56,642 Oh, my God. I'll call an ambulance. 429 00:27:57,075 --> 00:27:58,645 Rick? Call the police. 430 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:00,246 We should have never come back. 431 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:01,312 The Chief's dead. 432 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,154 I think Rick's alive. 433 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:07,890 Hey. 434 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:23,173 My God, Magnum, you've got the wrong bloody clown. 435 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,544 - Rick? - Rick? 436 00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:34,388 What? 437 00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:37,885 How do you feel? 438 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:41,296 That's a dumb question. 439 00:28:41,352 --> 00:28:45,027 How would you feel if someone hit you over the head with a hammer? 440 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:46,865 I feel like garbage. 441 00:28:47,692 --> 00:28:49,535 Who's your friend? 442 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:51,868 It's just Higgins. 443 00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:54,672 Did you get a look at the guy who did this to you? 444 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,644 No. 445 00:28:57,469 --> 00:29:00,075 I was following my suspect. 446 00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:01,310 The Chief? 447 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,147 Yeah, the Chief. 448 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:04,982 He was carrying one of his knives 449 00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:07,284 and heading towards the Wax Museum. 450 00:29:07,345 --> 00:29:09,416 So I followed him inside. 451 00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:13,461 It was all dark, and then... 452 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:14,758 What? 453 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,328 I don't know. 454 00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:20,100 What did you see? 455 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:23,872 I saw a Fourth of July fireworks show 456 00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:28,475 and a million little angels singing in my head. 457 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:32,975 And I guess that's when he hit me. 458 00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:34,482 The Chief? 459 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:37,152 Who else? 460 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,120 Chief's dead, Rick. 461 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:45,093 Oh. Good night. 462 00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:55,567 All right. 463 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,072 Why were you there? 464 00:29:57,195 --> 00:29:59,232 And why are you dressed up in this stupid suit? 465 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:01,334 What I was doing there should be obvious, even to you. 466 00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:03,845 I was attempting to assist. 467 00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:06,508 By lurking and skulking in the shadows of the midway? 468 00:30:06,571 --> 00:30:07,811 That's my job. 469 00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:09,374 At which you were not being entirely successful. 470 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,477 Magnum, I was only trying to help. 471 00:30:11,576 --> 00:30:12,577 I don't need your help. 472 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:13,918 Inky Gilbert does. 473 00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:16,822 Oh, great. Coming from a guy in a clown suit? 474 00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,827 Come on, Higgins, I gotta do this my way. 475 00:30:18,883 --> 00:30:20,123 While the body count rises. 476 00:30:20,185 --> 00:30:21,220 Higgins. 477 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:22,321 Obviously, the Chief had a very strong notion 478 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:24,458 of who Robin Guthrie's murderer was. 479 00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:26,798 Well, I'm beginning to think l do, too. 480 00:30:26,858 --> 00:30:28,098 Who? 481 00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:31,002 Possibly Inky Gilbert. 482 00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:36,743 That is the most baseless and absurd statement I've ever heard you make. 483 00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:38,474 Rick was hit over the head. What's your excuse? 484 00:30:38,536 --> 00:30:41,915 No excuses. Higgins, you've got to consider the possibility. 485 00:30:41,973 --> 00:30:44,419 Look, before we found Rick and the Chief, 486 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:46,682 Inky caught me in his office going through his books. 487 00:30:46,778 --> 00:30:48,189 You were what? 488 00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:50,522 Higgins, you look terrible. 489 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:52,118 Why were you going through lnky's books? 490 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,560 I'll get to that. 491 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:56,326 The point is that Inky walked in with a big monkey wrench, 492 00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:58,367 a nice blunt instrument. 493 00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:01,666 He said he was doing some repair work in the Wax Museum. 494 00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:04,639 So Inky killed the Chief and attempted to do the same to Rick? 495 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:07,199 That is conjecture at its most flimsy. Indeed, libelous. 496 00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:08,903 Damn it, Higgins, he had a motive. 497 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:10,844 What motive? Money. 498 00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:12,381 What, insurance? 499 00:31:12,437 --> 00:31:14,781 No, not insurance. He told me the truth about that. 500 00:31:14,839 --> 00:31:16,443 But I found out from lnky's books 501 00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:18,748 that if the carnival goes under, there's a sweet buyout clause 502 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,153 from Mike Janes Amusements. 503 00:31:20,211 --> 00:31:22,714 Inky would never give up the carnival. It's his... 504 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:24,453 Life. Yeah, I know. 505 00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:27,462 Spare me that "one big happy family" stuff. 506 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,030 As of this moment, you are off the case. 507 00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,059 No, I'm not. 508 00:31:40,932 --> 00:31:43,344 What if they gave a carnival and nobody came? 509 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:45,438 I guess everybody moves on, 510 00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:48,177 leaving behind a lot of dreams and illusions 511 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,885 and sticky candy wrappers. 512 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:52,182 But in this case there's also left behind 513 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,348 the rather sticky matter of two dead bodies 514 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,483 and one potentially ruined friendship. 515 00:31:56,547 --> 00:31:58,891 But despite that, I wasn't going anywhere. 516 00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:02,524 Hey. That costs money, pal. 517 00:32:05,990 --> 00:32:09,699 But then, it's not gonna make much difference, anyway. 518 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,672 What do you mean? 519 00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:16,538 We'll all be gone soon. 520 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:32,793 I think you just won yourself a stuffed dinosaur. 521 00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,663 Hell, we're living in one. 522 00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:40,191 Inky wants to see you. I'll take care of this here. 523 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,649 Yeah? 524 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,145 Oh. 525 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,755 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you go, Magnum. 526 00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:09,092 We're closing tomorrow night. Courtesy of Mr. Janes. 527 00:33:10,588 --> 00:33:12,124 I'm not a roustabout, remember? 528 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:16,161 I've got another job to do and I'm not quite finished yet. 529 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:18,173 Oh, yes, you are. 530 00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:21,836 Higgins called this morning. This is per him. 531 00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:23,537 You're out of here as of now. 532 00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:25,638 The police will continue their investigation. 533 00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:27,046 And so will I. 534 00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:30,177 Not in my carnival. Not while I still have it. 535 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:32,016 Read the back of your ticket, 536 00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:35,148 the part where I've got the right to refuse admission to anyone. 537 00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:37,259 It's not gonna be that easy, Inky. 538 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,918 My friend was hurt, too. 539 00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:40,326 Save me the cheap melodramatics. 540 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:42,695 I feel as bad about Rick as you do. 541 00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:48,230 And I feel a whole lot worse about Robin and the Chief, 542 00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:53,675 but this is the first fight of my life I've ever lost. 543 00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:57,745 And the lousy thing about it is I'm beginning to get used to it. 544 00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:00,508 I'm also beginning to get used to the fact 545 00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,744 that these murders were committed solely 546 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,480 to drive me out of business. 547 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:05,987 And if you were such a great detective, 548 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,923 perhaps that's where you should've started, 549 00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:11,821 instead of me and my people. 550 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,159 You're talking about Janes? 551 00:34:14,619 --> 00:34:15,825 I ain't naming names. 552 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,834 I checked Janes out. He's got an airtight alibi, 553 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,369 and if you want to talk about motive, he doesn't have one. 554 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,339 He's gonna lose money with this carnival. 555 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:25,999 Just like me. 556 00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:30,777 Only I'm gonna lose a lot more. 557 00:34:32,770 --> 00:34:35,148 Now get out of here, Magnum, 558 00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:40,347 there's enough buzzards around and the air stinks. 559 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:47,556 A good friendship is usually a difficult entity to maintain. 560 00:34:48,119 --> 00:34:50,497 There's got to be a commonality of interests, 561 00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:53,058 an enjoyment of each other's company, 562 00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:55,502 and an appreciation of the other's differences. 563 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,541 But if those items don't really exist in large quantities, 564 00:34:58,663 --> 00:35:02,304 there has to be an underlying basis of honesty and truth. 565 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:05,175 But maybe this time the truth was something 566 00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,806 Higgins didn't want to see 567 00:35:06,871 --> 00:35:08,475 because of his friendship with Inky. 568 00:35:08,539 --> 00:35:11,019 But because of my friendship with Higgins, 569 00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,351 it was something he had to see. 570 00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:21,722 Higgins. 571 00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:27,561 I want to apologize for yelling at you last night at the hospital. 572 00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,569 I understand the bond that you and Inky share, 573 00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:42,915 and I appreciate what it means, and I appreciate your loyalty to him. 574 00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:46,650 Oh, yeah, I found out from a friend of T.C.'s at the bank 575 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:48,384 that the money that's been keeping the carnival 576 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:50,619 and Inky afloat's from you. 577 00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:54,762 Converted pounds sterling from your British bank. 578 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,896 But, Higgins. 579 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:02,870 You can't judge a man by one incident in his life. 580 00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:04,463 You have to look at the whole picture, 581 00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:05,769 the essence of who he is. 582 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,138 Now, damn it, Higgins, 583 00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:10,304 maybe Inky doesn't even want your money, or my help, 584 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:11,403 or the carnival's. 585 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:12,641 Have you ever considered that? 586 00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:14,774 Maybe all he wants is out. 587 00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:22,388 All I'm saying is, I think we should find out. 588 00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:30,064 Your passion for the truth is commendable, Magnum. 589 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:33,692 And, yes, I do appreciate that. 590 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:38,136 But, ultimately, it is misguided. 591 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,470 Why? 592 00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:46,507 Because Inky Gilbert was just found strangled to death in his office. 593 00:36:53,978 --> 00:36:55,821 I'm sorry, Higgins. 594 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,128 I know that doesn't mean a whole lot right now. 595 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:02,060 Magnum, your words are unnecessary. 596 00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:04,292 I do understand how you feel. 597 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:05,663 Do you? 598 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:09,436 Inky told me you said you were sending him the best. 599 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:13,403 Except maybe I should have been a little quicker, too. 600 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,274 At the moment, postmortems and self-recrimination 601 00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:17,335 are irrelevant. 602 00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:19,415 This is not self-recrimination. It's not a postmortem. 603 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,642 It's finished. 604 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,207 No, it isn't. 605 00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:25,910 Why go back? lnky's dead, the carnival is over. 606 00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,320 I'm not going to the carnival, 607 00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:30,018 not just yet. But I am going back. 608 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,424 Where? 609 00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:32,823 I'm going to the one place and the one time 610 00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:36,228 you've never mentioned in all your ramblings or your memoirs. 611 00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:38,494 North Africa, August of '42. 612 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,578 Chris, Charles. 613 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:51,507 Is Gus still around? 614 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,139 Where is he gonna go? 615 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:54,774 Gus is inside. 616 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:57,751 Thanks. Good luck. 617 00:37:58,709 --> 00:37:59,949 Thanks. 618 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,888 There's something disturbing and sad 619 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:09,488 when you see something out of its normal element. 620 00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:11,794 Like a fish helplessly thrashing on the deck of a boat, 621 00:38:12,323 --> 00:38:15,861 or those carnies who have no idea that there's another world out there, 622 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,873 or much less have the ability to cope in it. 623 00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:26,343 But at least they made the choice. 624 00:38:26,404 --> 00:38:30,682 Somehow, I had the feeling that Gus Zimmer didn't have those kind of options. 625 00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:56,508 And when you're out of options, 626 00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:59,707 you can either cry for help, or blow sky high. 627 00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:03,112 Maybe I should have heard Gus's cry for help, 628 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,710 but there were so many other voices. 629 00:39:04,775 --> 00:39:07,688 Inky's, Higgins', the Chief's, Mike Janes', Audrey's. 630 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:10,916 But I was listening now. 631 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:14,588 I only hoped it wasn't too late. 632 00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:18,397 Are you looking for something? 633 00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:21,903 Not anymore. 634 00:39:22,593 --> 00:39:24,595 I found what I'm looking for. 635 00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,505 You're in my stuff. 636 00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:29,167 Yeah, I was, Donald. 637 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:31,705 The name's Gus. 638 00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:34,616 Not 44 years ago, it wasn't. 639 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:36,982 Forty-four years ago in North Africa, 640 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,748 it was Donald. 641 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,119 When you and your brother were fighting next to an Englishman 642 00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:43,590 named Jonathan Quayle Higgins. That's where you got burned. 643 00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:47,155 There was no fire in Decatur, no kids. 644 00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:49,854 The hell there wasn't. 645 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,298 The firemen gave me a commendation. 646 00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:53,892 It's right here somewhere. 647 00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:56,370 Oh, I don't think so. 648 00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:59,441 Probably some kind of clerical error, right? 649 00:39:59,497 --> 00:40:02,774 Some harried medic buries the real Gus Zimmer under your name. 650 00:40:02,867 --> 00:40:05,507 The name that's on this Purple Heart, your dog tags. 651 00:40:06,837 --> 00:40:08,714 Donald Gilbert. 652 00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,817 Why'd you do it? 653 00:40:13,010 --> 00:40:14,216 Why? 654 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:18,824 You're asking me why? 655 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,301 There's enough light here. Take a good look. 656 00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:34,568 I had a fiancée and a job to come back to. 657 00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,703 When I took the bandages off and looked in the mirror, 658 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,146 I knew it was never gonna happen. 659 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:42,548 I didn't want to put anyone through 660 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,052 the grief of having to look at me and smile 661 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:50,491 and try to be brave and try to keep from throwing up at the same time. 662 00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:55,261 So it turned out to be a whole lot better for me 663 00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:57,765 just to be Gus Zimmer. 664 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:02,635 No hassles. No pity. Just a bunch of sawdust and cheap laughs. 665 00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:11,539 You should've seen the look on lnky's face 666 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:14,378 when I showed up a few years later. 667 00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:17,518 Back from the dead. 668 00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:22,020 I'll say this for him, though, he was a good brother. 669 00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:25,060 He took care of me. No questions asked. 670 00:41:25,115 --> 00:41:27,220 Then why'd you kill him? 671 00:41:29,186 --> 00:41:31,393 Who says I killed him? 672 00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:34,629 The buyout clause in lnky's contract with Mike Janes Amusements. 673 00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:37,002 Gus Zimmer gets the payoff in the event of lnky's death. 674 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:38,938 You're the silent partner. 675 00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:46,947 Now, what would a geek want with money? 676 00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:50,375 Well, 677 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:54,084 maybe some kind of real life. 678 00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:56,954 Some kind of life where you don't have to drool and moan 679 00:41:57,014 --> 00:41:59,620 and chase live rats around three times a day. 680 00:42:00,484 --> 00:42:02,691 Some kind of life where you can rent an apartment, watch TV, 681 00:42:02,753 --> 00:42:05,256 pretend you're just like everybody else. 682 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,398 You wanted out, Donald. 683 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,873 You started with the accidents, trying to get Inky to sell. 684 00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:15,603 But Inky was tough, and you escalated. 685 00:42:17,601 --> 00:42:19,740 You didn't have to kill. 686 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:21,783 How do you know that? 687 00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:27,351 You're a pretty good guesser, 688 00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:30,255 but you don't know what it's really like. 689 00:42:30,314 --> 00:42:32,555 And unless you swallow a bucketful of fire 690 00:42:32,616 --> 00:42:36,359 trying to save some berserk lunatic someday, you never will. 691 00:42:38,589 --> 00:42:40,125 What are you saying? Higgins? 692 00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:42,830 No, not Higgins. My brother, Inky. 693 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:44,967 He snapped. 694 00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:48,439 He was too tired or too crazy, I don't know. But he snapped. 695 00:42:48,499 --> 00:42:51,810 He took off running straight at an enemy machine-gun nest. 696 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:54,314 Blazing away, and I had to get him out. 697 00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:58,478 But instead of him ending up the dead hero, I got to be it. 698 00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:00,882 Where was Higgins? 699 00:43:01,445 --> 00:43:04,426 He was holding his position. He was following orders. 700 00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:06,927 He was doing exactly what he was supposed to do. 701 00:43:07,117 --> 00:43:09,290 Maybe he doesn't think so. 702 00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:13,233 Who cares? It doesn't matter anymore. It's over. 703 00:43:13,324 --> 00:43:15,133 It's all over now. 704 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:21,376 Tell me something. How did you get a fix on me? 705 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:24,174 Was it the buyout clause? 706 00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:26,606 No. 707 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:29,583 I don't know, you just shot that rifle too damn good. 708 00:43:33,877 --> 00:43:35,914 Come on, let's go. 709 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,256 Where? 710 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,619 Find some people who can help you. 711 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:46,290 Me included. 712 00:43:47,424 --> 00:43:49,370 Thomas. 713 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,167 Don't. Stay right there. 714 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,737 I may be ugly, I may be crazy, 715 00:43:57,501 --> 00:44:00,812 but I'm not going to no hospital. 716 00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:06,716 Where are you going? 717 00:44:06,844 --> 00:44:08,380 France. 718 00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:14,720 One million dollars and a plane to France? That guy is crazy. 719 00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:16,025 We'll just extradite him. 720 00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:18,598 I know that. And more importantly, he knows that. 721 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:20,293 But you gotta go through the motions. 722 00:44:20,357 --> 00:44:22,064 The man has nothing to lose. 723 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:23,901 That's impossible. I'm moving in. 724 00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,305 You move in, and he kills Audrey Gilbert. 725 00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:29,037 Now, look, he gave you an hour. Give me 10 minutes. 726 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,703 I can't. You know that. 727 00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:34,477 I know that place. I've cleaned it often enough. 728 00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:37,177 Let me try, please. 729 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:42,350 I gotta look over the blueprints of the building. 730 00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:44,983 Talk to me in 15 minutes. 731 00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:49,559 Magnum. 732 00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:54,798 What is the status of the operation? 733 00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:56,064 The status is I'm gonna go in there 734 00:44:56,126 --> 00:44:57,127 and try and get Audrey out. 735 00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:58,400 I'm going with you. No. 736 00:44:58,462 --> 00:45:00,601 I must. Please understand, Magnum. 737 00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:02,575 I have my reasons. 738 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:07,115 I know what they are, Higgins. And I do understand. 739 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,948 You did the right thing 44 years ago. 740 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,617 Do the right thing now. 741 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:37,038 Please, please, give me the gun. 742 00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:39,546 Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. 743 00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:41,047 Why are you doing this? 744 00:45:41,105 --> 00:45:44,348 'Cause I want people to remember who I was. 745 00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:47,116 Let her go, Donald. 746 00:45:49,513 --> 00:45:50,685 Come on. 747 00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:54,986 Sure. No problem. Go ahead. 748 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:04,398 Why don't you just put that gun away? 749 00:46:13,537 --> 00:46:14,709 No! 750 00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:17,548 I never wanted to go to France, anyway. 751 00:46:23,814 --> 00:46:26,055 The front, run to the front! 752 00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:29,129 Donald! 753 00:46:33,857 --> 00:46:34,892 Why? 754 00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,938 For all of us, come. 755 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:52,449 Magnum. 756 00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:54,355 Higgins. 57558

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