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Found another dish too.

That's not nice.

Thank you so much for coming out.

Yeah, this is really good.

You know, I was wondering, do you think
we could have used that other half of

that grapefruit?

I think so. I probably could have used
it a little more.

Yeah. But it was good.

Next time we'll do that.

Yeah. All right.

Let's do this one. I have to put it
away.

You know, why don't you look really
tired?

I could fit a couple more dishes, you
know?

Oh, great. Thank you so much. You're
welcome.

Thanks again, baby.

Yeah, I'll be up in a minute. Okay.

Hey, Brenda.

Nice dishes.

Hey, baby. Oh, my. Thank you so much for
that. Oh.

You're welcome.

Totally needed to soak in that tub a
little bit. It smells so good. I'm glad.

It's kind of cold tonight. Do you think
we can maybe cuddle up for a little bit?

Oh, that sounds like a great idea,
sweetie.

Okay. Yeah, meet me in there. All right,
I'm going to.

Hmm.

Who calls?

Do I seem... Do I seem okay today?

Yeah, has something gone wrong?

I have a huge problem.

I feel

like such an idiot.

Well, I mean, you know my dad.

She has a wife, Brenda, a new wife. Mm
-hmm.

She's a great lady.

She's so cool.

And I guess I just have this sort of
infatuation with

her that's, like, becoming a problem.

Infatuation that you had with Andy
Woodinson?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, sort of like that, but like so
much more intense.

Yeah, that's a really great lady. She's
a wonderful model, and

she seems like she really cares about
you.

Yeah, except for the fact

that I've been having sort of like
romantic feelings for her.

You've always been able to keep my
secrets, and I was just wondering if

could talk about it. Maybe I could tell
you what happened. Yeah, help me

understand what you're going through.

Well, I mean, you know my dad works for
the highway.

He's home some days, and some days he's
not home.

And during those days, Brenda and I got
to spend some really quality

time together.

Well, that's good.

Can we let her get to know you and see
how incredible you are?

Yeah. I mean,

I think, like, it's so good that we get
along so well.

And I think that maybe that's why my
dad, part of the reason my dad, you

moved along things with her so quickly
because he knew that we were okay with

each other and we get along so great.

Yeah, because that's... Hasn't always
been the case. No. Some of the ladies

awful. I hated them for my dad.

That's why I just feel so, so terrible
because, I mean, my dad is really

great and he deserves somebody. I just
can't understand.

I can't understand all these feelings
that I'm having. I'm just so confused.

One night,

recently. I think that's why things have
been so difficult.

My head's just torn up and my heart is,
it's crazy because one night we got to

spend a lot of time together and we were
kind of like going to watch a movie

together and I asked her if we could
watch it in her room and just kind of

in her bed and then I ended up asking
her if we could like cuddle but I

I don't know how she felt about that. I
think she was really cool, so she was

okay with us hanging out.

Yeah, you know, evening, hanging out,
being comfortable and being close and

cozy.

That's cool.

I just, I don't want to, like, freak her
out because I've been thinking of, you

know, more than that. More than Elle.

Yeah. You know?

That's pretty complicated.

Yeah.

It sucks so bad.

I don't even... My dad is so good to me,
and I love him, so

I'm just... I get jealous when he comes
home. I mean, how messed up is that?

Because, you know, when he's gone, we
get to spend every minute together, and

then when he comes home, he just takes
her away, and they just go up in their

room.

And they do their own thing. I don't
even get to see her anymore.

And that makes you feel bad.

Yeah, I get, like, jealous.

And that's... I mean, that's weird,
right?

Yeah, that's going to be really
confusing for you to feel that way.

love your dad.

I love him so much. You know, you
wouldn't want to hurt him out of all,

know, all things.

But you're really in a hard spot.

Yeah, well...

The last thing that set it off was I
finally kind of worked up the courage to

maybe go talk to her about it.

And then I just went downstairs, and she
wasn't there.

I have no idea where she went, and it
just totally freaked me out. And that's

why I wanted to come over here and talk
to you about it, because I was about to

do something so drastic, and then she
just wasn't there. I don't know what

means. I don't know.

I feel like I should get away from that
situation.

Don't you think?

I think I should move out. I think that
I need to get totally away. Do you want

to, like, do you want to move with me
somewhere?

Stop. Stop.

I don't think you should move out.

I think your family is really important
to you.

And if she is as good to you as you say,
then I think that you should just keep

yourself under control.

Put it in perspective.

Look, I mean, look at this situation
from an outsider's point of view.

It's like so much easier said than done.
I wish I could do that. I wish I could

just shut everything off and not make
this the worst situation of my life.

Are you sure that you're not just having
some curiosity about girls and

projecting that curiosity on somebody
that's been a really neat person in your

life? She's good looking.

But she's my stepmom. I mean, how weird
is that? That's so wrong.

Well, I know that you also, you miss
your mom.

And maybe that plays into it, too.

Yeah, I mean, I do miss my mom. I just
don't think it would make me feel like

this. I mean, I feel like this because
she's so cool.

She knows everything about, like,
history and all this art stuff that I

never knew anything about. She's one of
those people that just knows everything.

Well, I think that, you know, she's...
she's a really great person to have in

your life and and that you're gonna have
you know you're gonna look back on this

and understand later that you're just
really full of some crazy emotions and

you haven't been with a guy don't remind
me i don't even but

i hate them all i think that you just
need to feel close to somebody too

I think that maybe you and I should
cuddle and you'll see maybe how you feel

about me and won't have to explore these
ideas that maybe you have constantly

thought about.

I'm just so confused about everything.

Yeah?

Well, maybe I can help you figure some
stuff out.

I know.

Store some of these fancy things.

Well,

then... Embarrassing. I think you should
just put all this

stress and conflict out of your mind for
a little bit.

Think of the other thoughts, not the
complicated situation, but the

feelings and desires that you feel.

Kind of fluctuate, but not with her.

Is that what they're about?

No, I've had other thoughts, but nothing
like go with your kids or

with her.

We should just go where it's more
comfortable, a little bit later time, up

oven, whatever.

It's bigger.

It's a lot better.

Oh, man.

Yeah. For sure, sometimes.

Yeah.

I think I should go home right now.

Yeah, just stay here. Don't even worry
about it. Don't even worry about it.

Yeah,

give yourself some time.

Give yourself some time to put it in
perspective and get your emotions under

control. Yeah.

Yeah.

Watch your people.

No, I don't feel like it.

Yeah.

That's understandable.

It's pretty crazy having some pretty
confusing feelings.

Yeah.

Totally confusing.

Yeah. Make yourself comfortable.

For sure.

I don't know what to tell you, really.

I don't know what to think.

If you want to talk about anything, I'm
here.

I can help you sort it out.

Yeah.

There's so much going through my head
right now, you know.

It's hard to figure everything out.

Yeah.

That, you know,

pretty complicated things going on.

All right, how did this start?

You guys, you've been, like, living in
your house for, what, about

seven months or so? You're the half that
they've been really serious?

Yeah.

So, I mean, well, maybe

like a month ago.

We were just hanging out, talking, and
we were watching a movie, and she fell

asleep, like, kind of, like, laying on
my shoulder or whatever, and then she,

like, fell into me when she was
sleeping.

And I was just watching her, you know,
when she was sleeping, and she was so

beautiful.

Yeah, she was pretty pretty.

I was just, like, rubbing her arm and
her leg, you know.

I thought she was moving, so I didn't
want to be inappropriate, but, you know,

her skin's so soft, and... I just, I
don't know. I didn't move the whole

because I just wanted her to be able to
sleep there, you know?

Because if she woke up, she'd probably
tell me to go to bed.

Yeah.

So did she fall asleep?

I mean... No.

No, I didn't. I just let her sleep that
night.

But then later, like, last week, was
when, you know, like, I was telling you

were in bed and stuff, and we were just
cuddling a little bit. And

I don't know. We had just been talking
and stuff

very intimately. And then we were
holding each other, and she kind of,

rolled over.

And I, like, I rubbed my hands, you
know, on her belly.

and getting closer, and then, I don't
know if she noticed what I was doing,

she was pushing my hand away, or if she
was just kind of grabbing it, you know,

like.

Like, would she too?

Show me.

Like, your hand is, my hand is your
hand. Yeah, it was probably just, like,

wasn't factual. You felt like it was a
message to, like.

Probably, probably, yeah, because she
was really cool about stuff, but.

Did you guys talk after that or?

Not really about that. We kind of just
laid down and went to sleep.

So still on your mind, huh?

Yeah, I mean, I think about that kind of
stuff when I'm masturbating.

Like, I'll just be trying to do, just
trying to relieve some stress.

you know but then like she just pops
into my head she's like wearing

she's always wearing something really
pretty and she's got great clothes

right yeah she does and she'll just like
tease me she'll just like slowly take

off wait this is what you said this is
like yeah

This is what I think about. Oh, I
thought that. For a second, I thought

saying that that's what she did. I
wished. Well, no wonder.

No. No wonder. That's what I think
about.

Oh, yeah.

She takes off.

Shows you her sexy clothes.

Tell me about that.

She's usually, like, red or pink.

She smells really good.

And she just, like, runs.

Her hands in my hair.

And kisses me.

And.

She's. You know she just like rubs me.

And she's very like soft.

Then.

Somehow we're both naked.

And. I don't know.

Just my imagination is crazy.

Just something.

Sometimes it's very like kissy and slow
and then sometimes it's very aggressive

and you know, very sexual.

Do you think that way about other girls?

I think I do.

But like I said, you know, she kind of
inspired me to play.

Yeah.

It's crazy.

So, just like in the last couple months,
there's been feelings?

Yeah, especially like just even the last
couple weeks.

I mean, I've always thought she was
beautiful, but... Wow.

How confusing.

You have all these feelings pent up
inside you.

And you don't know what to do with them.

I know.

She's so crazy.

She's so pretty. I just can't help think
about all that fun

stuff.

All the naughty things I'm not supposed
to be thinking about.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm always distracted by naughty
thoughts.

Oh, I'm sorry that you have all this
confusion going on. Me too.

I just don't even know what to think
right now.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

One at a time.

It doesn't hurt.

Those are very pretty glasses.

Oh, thanks.

So,

how's the art shop?

Oh, I don't even want to talk about
that.

Why? What's wrong?

Um, I should say it's kind of, um,

fallen by the wayside. We kind of let it
go, Samantha and I, so, um, yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know what happened. We just
didn't put the effort into it, and I

know.

What's been going on with you?

Well, I kind of wanted to talk about a
situation.

So, you remember Heather.

Heather, Heather.

Oh, Heather, yeah.

Been a while since I've seen her, too.

Yeah.

Yeah, we've just all been so busy.

off in her own little world.

Well, she came to me with a problem.

Sorry, let me just put my feet up here.

Okay.

And I tried to give her advice the best
way that I could, but I kind of need a

little bit more of advice to give her a
little bit. So I thought maybe if I came

to you, you're very wise.

Oh, thanks.

So she...

has been, she's kind of got a little bit
of a crush

on her new stepmom.

And they spend a lot of time together.

And I think it's just, you know, she
doesn't know how to deal with having a

stepmom. You know, like she's looking
for a mother figure.

Right. Okay, so they've been having a
lot of... time together and stuff, and

made a candlelit dinner for her, and I
found that to be a little bit odd,

because it was kind of a romantic
dinner, you know, for her and her

stepdaughter. They had a candlelit
dinner?

Yeah.

Isn't that a little... That's a little
odd. That's what I said. Okay, so I'm

giving her the wrong advice.

So they had a candlelit dinner, and she
said that afterwards they, like...

Spooned.

Yeah.

Spooned, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, spooned. They didn't do anything
else.

Okay. That night.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, so it progressed, and they wound
up sleeping together.

Brenda, you're talking about Brenda?

Oh, you know her.

Yeah, I do. That kind of surprises me,
actually.

It surprises me. I didn't know you were
pregnant.

But I mean, I can understand because
they're, you know, I can understand why.

But with Heather, but wow.

Yeah.

Hmm. I wonder how that's working out
with the father.

Well, she didn't.

Tell him. That's why she came to me. She
didn't know what to do. She hadn't

showered. She was a complete mess. Her
hair was curly and in

shambles. And she looked like she hadn't
slept in days.

So what happened?

Well, I tried to console her.

Right. And I let her take a shower, you
know, clean up and everything. And I

tried to talk to her.

But then I found myself.

Found yourself what?

She took a shower. Yeah.

And? Well, I found myself a little
attracted to her in my year

90 that I let her borrow.

And I kind of took advantage of her.

Oh. And, yeah, an advantage of her body?

Yeah.

I did.

She was just so soft.

She looked so fresh after all that
stuff.

And you couldn't resist her.

I couldn't. Yeah, who couldn't resist
Heather, right? She's got those lips of

pleasure.

I just couldn't help myself. Wait, wait,
wait. So this was your first time?

With another girl?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah. So, don't want to hear the
details.

Tell me what it was like for you.

It was great, actually. I wasn't
expecting it to be so

wonderful.

Yeah? Yeah. Did you both please each
other?

Yes. Yes, we did.

He is very, very good at...

Working her, yes.

It's a very blunt one. I know.

But it was different, but it was
pleasurable.

But I just feel bad about it, and I
don't know if I should persuade

her to get over it. You feel bad, why?
Because she was vulnerable?

Well, because she was vulnerable.

Even though I wanted it. And, I mean,
she kept going, so she must have wanted

too, right?

And she said she was falling for me.

Really? Yeah.

Do you think... I could see how someone
could fall for you too.

Shucks.

What?

But she's so confused. I mean, do you
think maybe I should...

Can you?

Or should I give her advice that leads
her away from Brenda?

Should I try to lead her my way?

Should I corrupt the poor girl?

Corrupt her? It seems to me she's
already corrupted. Yeah. I mean, I've

and I don't want to let her go.

What do you think I should do?

I don't know.

I mean, I could have a word with her, I
guess, but... Really?

You can see if maybe her feelings are
the same?

And then I can call you and be like, did
you say anything about me? Yeah, yeah,

yeah. That would be good.

No, then I can kind of... Actually, I
can find out more details between her

Brenda. I'd be a little nosy myself.

That would be good.

And then I can find out if she's
really... how she feels about you.

Well, I think that's great. You're going
to be able to...

Talk to her, right? Talk to Heather and
figure everything out.

She's just so confused.

And I know that you've been kind of in
the same situation, so I know you'd have

some great advice to give her.

A lot of people are going to seek me out
for advice, I guess.

Yeah, I'll talk to her.

So, how was, uh, you really enjoyed what
you did with Heather?

I did.

I really did.

Being with a woman is quite, I don't
know, fulfilling.

So, would you like to make love to me?

What?

How much, have you, is that all the wine
you've had?

Yeah.

Like right now?

Got anywhere to go?

Um, no. I don't have anywhere to go.

Well, stay here.

But, you know, I should probably be
going home.

No, no. Have some more wine. Here you
go.

That way, you don't have to drive.

You get to stay here with me.

Cuddle up, have some fun.

What do you say?

Um... I'm just staring at your breath,
so forgive me.

Well, you drive a hard bargain.

You'll have fun, I promise.

I mean, you've already dipped your...

Foot in the water now.

Oh, you're a toe. You can now jump in
and dip your whole foot in.

With me.

Oh, come on.

I think you should follow me to the
bedroom.

your wine with you.

Okay.

Come on.

Oh, come on. I know you're playing the
whole bashful thing.

You won't regret it.

What's big?

The best big? It is.

Yes. All the more to sprawl out on.

You look so coy and bashful right now.

Well, a little bit, yeah.

No, I don't think you really like that,
though.

Hmm? I don't think you really like that.
Are you?

I guess you'll have to find out.

Oh, I will.

Lucky horseshoe.

Yeah. It's very lucky sitting right
there.

Amen.

This is a zipper.

Wow.

I love this view.

I love this view.

I thought that was Lee. I was like, what
is this little boy doing?

You like your booties?

Oh.

So you know what I heard from Veronica?

What did she say?

She said, well, she said that she's
late.

How late?

It's been...

I think six or seven days.

I would be freaking out right now. I
know, right? Oh, my gosh.

Do you think she might be a breakup?

Probably. Do you know who it is? It's
only six days.

Maybe she's stressed.

Maybe she just had one too many men in
her life, and it's stressing her out,

now she just thinks she's pregnant.
Sometimes that happens.

She's probably not. She's probably just
applying attention.

Oh, look who's here. Sarah.

Hi. Hi, Sweetie. I thought I heard your
voice. You know what, baby? You know

what? You have that doctor appointment
that we've been waiting for for months.

Oh, my gosh. What time is it right now?

It's 3 .50.

And my appointment's at 4? 4 o 'clock.

Oh, shoot.

Is it okay if I give you a ride when I
come back? Because I really have to run.

I can't miss this. We've been planning
this for a while. How long does it take?

Okay. I'm sorry. Can you ride home when
you get back? Yeah, yeah. It won't take

too long.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Bye.

Wait here. I'll just hang out in your
room.

Thank you. I'm sorry, babe. You can play
on my computer or something, okay?

I'll be right back. Oh, yeah. Make
yourself at home.

Yeah,

hon. Drive careful, okay?

Have fun.

What are you doing?

What are you doing on my bed?

Well, Heather has told me about your

extracurricular activities together.

She has, has she?

Yes. She's also told me a couple of
other things.

things you've been doing with women
inside.

Wow. She doesn't have a very small
mouth, does she?

No.

So, I thought it would be a good idea
for us

to have a little

fun together.

Since you know you're...

So good at it.

Oh, you are going to get me in so much
trouble.

You've already gotten yourself in enough
trouble without me.

That's probably true.

Oh, boy.

Don't look at me like that.

What?

Trouble, mister.

Come on.

Let's do it.

You know my wigs are good.

Boobs, I'm always staring at your boobs.

I think this is a big

lesbian.

This is the last thing I thought I'd be
doing after the bath.

That's the best thing you could be doing
after a nice long bath.

Oh God, that feels really good.

So great.

like a kid in a candy store with you.

Oh, you feel so fucking amazing.

Yeah, me too.

You too, baby.

Mmm.

I know, I feel bad for my dummy. I feel
so horrible for you.

Taste might come all over your boob.

Of

course

I do.

Where are you?

Hmm.

I don't know what I want to do.

They are definitely a weapon.

I'm your doctor. I'm going to examine
every inch of you. But I get to touch

play. You're going to make me come in
here?

Do it.

I'm going to get you.

Oh my god, you're so fucking beautiful.

Tiny pink.

Let's see.

I found a place where I want to sleep,
though. Here.

We can't sleep there, though.

Heather's going to be home.

She can't find us, can she? I'm mad that
she'd kill herself.

I hope you have a smaller mouth than she
does.

I hate you.

Oh, you're a pig.

What are we going to tell Heather?

I don't know what you're going to tell
her, but I'm telling Steve.

Oh, honey, you know what? You don't have
to grab everything.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay? Just grab
what you need.

Okay. Okay.

Hi. Yep.

Um, guess who is getting boinked by her
stepmother?

Probably no one we know.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, I heard from Amber that

Brenda and Heather have been getting it
on.

And... Her dad is so pissed that he
kicked them out.

Yeah, that's very likely.

No, it's true. Amber told me.

Really? Yeah.

Can you believe it?

Not really.

Well, you want to hear my plan?

Sure. What do you have this time?

This is so good.

Call Brenda, and I'm going to tell her
that Mom and Dad are going to take us on

vacation. I'm going to invite her to
house, but it's perfect. She needs a

to stay because her husband's so pissed
off.

Well, number one, that's evil.

Number two, do you really think she's
going to buy it?

Yeah, and I'm totally going to fuck her,
too. And you're just jealous because

you didn't think of it.

Well, go ahead and...

Try to, you know, figure out your little
plan and everything. But I don't think

it's going to work. And I'm even willing
to bet you $20.

Um, you are on because that milk is
mine.

Well, think about it this way.

If you win, you win $20. But if you fuck
her, then the welcome blanket on my bed

is gone.

I mean, aren't I good enough for you?
Don't be like that.

You're no fun.

All right. You're so jealous.

Go. Do your little... Oh, I will. I
will.

I so will. And you're going to be so
jealous.

Hi, is this Brenda?

This is Dandy Armand.

And the reason I'm calling you is that
my sister's friend said that maybe you

were looking for a place to stay.

And my family and I are going on a trip
to Tuscany.

And we're leaving on Sunday.

And so basically I just wanted to know
if you wanted to come over. Like you

could come over today.

Yeah.

Yeah, and we need a house sitter, so
it's perfect.

You can come over, like, whenever this
afternoon would be great.

Okay.

It's 621 5th Street. The most major
cross street is Thornhill Avenue.

Do you know the neighbors?

Oh, perfect. Then I'll just see you
soon.

Oh, cool. It's my pleasure.

See you soon.

Yeah, that's new paint. We just painted
this guest room. You can sleep in here

when we're gone.

Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, do you like
it? Oh, I just love it. I love the

whole place.

Oh, well, that's good because we need
someone we can trust to, like, watch it

while we're gone. The last house
sitters, when we went on vacation last

they had a dog. It was horrible.

My dad hated it.

So there's only, like, a few more
details. I can show you the rest of the

of the house if you want.

I want to see the pool.

Oh, okay, let's go. We went to Sweden
last time.

It was nice.

And you're going where now this time?

Well, that's the entire place, and it is
great, isn't it?

Love it. Let's love it.

The other thing I was wondering about
is, don't you have a stepdaughter?

Oh, yeah, Heather, yeah.

Do you think that, you know, she's going
to come over?

I don't know. I have to give her a call,
but, yeah, I'm sure she'd love to

visit. Yeah.

You'd like to have her spend the night
or two over, wouldn't you?

Yeah, she'd probably do great.

It'd be nice. Yeah.

You cuddle?

She's my daughter.

We cuddle some, I guess. I bet.

So, have you ever heard this expression,
there's no such thing as a free lunch?

Yeah, I have.

I don't know what you're really talking
about.

Well, I was hoping maybe this afternoon
I could get some of that special

stepdaughter type of attention.

You know, you and Heather.

I don't know how you know about that.

Oh, it could be our secret. I don't even
think I want to know. Why don't we go

back to my mom and dad's room?

Yeah, I think maybe not. I can't even
believe you got me all the way over here

for that.

You know what? You save your room.

You can take care of yourself, okay?

Bitch.

Athol. You were right.

Oh, really?

You won fair and square.

Look at that. Twenty bucks.

I don't want the stupid money.

What do you want?

I just want you to, you know...

Like me again.

Have that be enough for you. You're
being ridiculous.

Don't be like that.

Come on.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You're sorry. You know I love you. I'm
sorry.

You really love me.

And you're sorry.

Yeah, she didn't mean anything to me.

She's a bitch anyway.

Just, you know, try to cool it with your
little plans.

They're kind of crazy sometimes.

But you know what I'm crazy about?

You.

Yeah? Okay.

Did you really want to fuck her?

It was just because of the bed.

Just a silly bed. Don't worry about it.

Oh, I missed you.

I'm not going anywhere, don't worry.

Oh, you're giving me chills.

Careful.

I love you so much