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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Ryan
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Ryan
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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Ryan
Shang. We got so much to talk about
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Shang. We got so much to talk about
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Shang. We got so much to talk about
tonight. Donald Trump makes his bank
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tonight. Donald Trump makes his bank
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tonight. Donald Trump makes his bank
account great again. White people find a
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account great again. White people find a
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account great again. White people find a
new food to gentrify. And the new
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new food to gentrify. And the new
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new food to gentrify. And the new
get-rich quick scheme is taking a
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get-rich quick scheme is taking a
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get-rich quick scheme is taking a
on Nancy Pelosy's desk. And later on,
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on Nancy Pelosy's desk. And later on,
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on Nancy Pelosy's desk. And later on,
Brendan Fraser will be joining me. SO,
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Brendan Fraser will be joining me. SO,
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Brendan Fraser will be joining me. SO,
FIRST, YEAH, BRENDON FRASIER.
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FIRST, YEAH, BRENDON FRASIER.
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FIRST, YEAH, BRENDON FRASIER.
But first, Donald Trump has found many
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But first, Donald Trump has found many
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But first, Donald Trump has found many
new ways of getting rich. So, let's get
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new ways of getting rich. So, let's get
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new ways of getting rich. So, let's get
into it in our new segment, Corrupt
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into it in our new segment, Corrupt
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into it in our new segment, Corrupt
Tales.
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We grab money, money, money. I love
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We grab money, money, money. I love
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We grab money, money, money. I love
money.
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money.
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money.
>> This morning, Donald Trump gave
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>> This morning, Donald Trump gave
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>> This morning, Donald Trump gave
reporters a tour of his upcoming
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reporters a tour of his upcoming
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reporters a tour of his upcoming
ballroom site that big companies are
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ballroom site that big companies are
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ballroom site that big companies are
paying for. And no, they're not just
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paying for. And no, they're not just
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paying for. And no, they're not just
paying for it to get political favors.
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paying for it to get political favors.
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paying for it to get political favors.
It's to support his passion for dancing.
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But since everyone is so skeptical about
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But since everyone is so skeptical about
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But since everyone is so skeptical about
it, Donald Trump made sure to defend it
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it, Donald Trump made sure to defend it
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it, Donald Trump made sure to defend it
loud and clear.
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loud and clear.
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loud and clear.
everything
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everything
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everything
and website full of Washington. So
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and website full of Washington. So
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and website full of Washington. So
that's important.
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Thank you for clearing that up.
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Thank you for clearing that up.
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Thank you for clearing that up.
Honestly, just as informative as any of
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Honestly, just as informative as any of
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Honestly, just as informative as any of
your other press conferences.
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your other press conferences.
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your other press conferences.
But once the noise calmed down a bit,
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But once the noise calmed down a bit,
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But once the noise calmed down a bit,
Trump did have a chance to explain some
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Trump did have a chance to explain some
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Trump did have a chance to explain some
of the unique architectural innovations
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of the unique architectural innovations
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of the unique architectural innovations
that justify the cost of this ballroom.
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that justify the cost of this ballroom.
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that justify the cost of this ballroom.
>> I think you can see the complexity. All
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>> I think you can see the complexity. All
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>> I think you can see the complexity. All
of these columns go directly up to the
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of these columns go directly up to the
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of these columns go directly up to the
roof.
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roof.
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roof.
That's right.
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That's right.
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That's right.
Up to the roof.
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Up to the roof.
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Up to the roof.
We're not doing any of those columns
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We're not doing any of those columns
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We're not doing any of those columns
that stop halfway. Okay.
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that stop halfway. Okay.
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that stop halfway. Okay.
Very innovative. Any other incredible
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Very innovative. Any other incredible
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Very innovative. Any other incredible
breakthroughs we should know about?
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breakthroughs we should know about?
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breakthroughs we should know about?
>> The glass is approximately 4 in thick.
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>> The glass is approximately 4 in thick.
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>> The glass is approximately 4 in thick.
Uh and yet it's amazing. You can see
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Uh and yet it's amazing. You can see
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Uh and yet it's amazing. You can see
through it as though it didn't exist.
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through it as though it didn't exist.
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through it as though it didn't exist.
It's amazing.
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Wow. Glass you can see through.
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Wow. Glass you can see through.
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Wow. Glass you can see through.
>> Very cool. It sounds like you're just
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>> Very cool. It sounds like you're just
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>> Very cool. It sounds like you're just
describing every building. Can you do
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describing every building. Can you do
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describing every building. Can you do
something interesting with it?
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something interesting with it?
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something interesting with it?
>> It's all knit together. The roof goes
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>> It's all knit together. The roof goes
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>> It's all knit together. The roof goes
with the ground floor. The ground floor
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with the ground floor. The ground floor
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with the ground floor. The ground floor
goes with the roof. The uh roof also
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goes with the roof. The uh roof also
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goes with the roof. The uh roof also
goes down into the basement.
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goes down into the basement.
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goes down into the basement.
>> Okay. Wait. Now, now it's too weird.
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>> Okay. Wait. Now, now it's too weird.
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>> Okay. Wait. Now, now it's too weird.
Okay. What do you mean the roof goes
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Okay. What do you mean the roof goes
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Okay. What do you mean the roof goes
into the basement? What MC extra is
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into the basement? What MC extra is
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into the basement? What MC extra is
this? People inside will be like, "Am I
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this? People inside will be like, "Am I
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this? People inside will be like, "Am I
dancing on the floor, the ceiling,
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dancing on the floor, the ceiling,
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dancing on the floor, the ceiling,
both?" But whatever laws of physics this
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both?" But whatever laws of physics this
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both?" But whatever laws of physics this
roof violates, having a giant ballroom
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roof violates, having a giant ballroom
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roof violates, having a giant ballroom
built as a favor by your corporate
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built as a favor by your corporate
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built as a favor by your corporate
friends, it's hard to think of how
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friends, it's hard to think of how
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friends, it's hard to think of how
things could get more corrupt than that.
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things could get more corrupt than that.
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things could get more corrupt than that.
>> Tonight, the Justice Department
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>> Tonight, the Justice Department
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>> Tonight, the Justice Department
announcing a new so-called
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announcing a new so-called
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announcing a new so-called
anti-weaponization fund, $1.8 billion in
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anti-weaponization fund, $1.8 billion in
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anti-weaponization fund, $1.8 billion in
taxpayer money to be given away to
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taxpayer money to be given away to
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taxpayer money to be given away to
allies of President Trump who claimed
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allies of President Trump who claimed
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allies of President Trump who claimed
they were unfairly treated by the Biden
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they were unfairly treated by the Biden
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they were unfairly treated by the Biden
DOJ. I stand corrected.
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DOJ. I stand corrected.
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DOJ. I stand corrected.
I think my brain's roof just fell into
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I think my brain's roof just fell into
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I think my brain's roof just fell into
his basement. I mean, if you're confused
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his basement. I mean, if you're confused
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his basement. I mean, if you're confused
by what's going on here, I went to law
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by what's going on here, I went to law
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by what's going on here, I went to law
school. Okay, so let me explain it to
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school. Okay, so let me explain it to
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school. Okay, so let me explain it to
you visually. So, Donald Trump, the man,
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you visually. So, Donald Trump, the man,
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you visually. So, Donald Trump, the man,
is suing the IRS, which happens to be
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is suing the IRS, which happens to be
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is suing the IRS, which happens to be
headed by Donald Trump, the president,
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headed by Donald Trump, the president,
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headed by Donald Trump, the president,
which then reached a settlement with the
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which then reached a settlement with the
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which then reached a settlement with the
Justice Department headed by a man named
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Justice Department headed by a man named
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Justice Department headed by a man named
Donald Trump to create a slush fund
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Donald Trump to create a slush fund
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Donald Trump to create a slush fund
controlled by, you guessed it, Donald
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controlled by, you guessed it, Donald
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controlled by, you guessed it, Donald
Trump. It's so blatant and corrupt that
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Trump. It's so blatant and corrupt that
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Trump. It's so blatant and corrupt that
it's actually fine.
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it's actually fine.
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it's actually fine.
I mean, I want to be mad, but I'm also
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I mean, I want to be mad, but I'm also
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I mean, I want to be mad, but I'm also
kind of impressed. Trump figured out how
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kind of impressed. Trump figured out how
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kind of impressed. Trump figured out how
to be both the Karen and the manager.
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to be both the Karen and the manager.
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to be both the Karen and the manager.
Like,
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Like,
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Like,
no one has ever done that before. This
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no one has ever done that before. This
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no one has ever done that before. This
guy's playing 5D chess with corruption.
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guy's playing 5D chess with corruption.
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guy's playing 5D chess with corruption.
I mean, I bet he's building the ballroom
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I mean, I bet he's building the ballroom
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I mean, I bet he's building the ballroom
just so he can do a slip and fall.
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just so he can do a slip and fall.
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just so he can do a slip and fall.
He'll he'll be dancing in there. He'll
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He'll he'll be dancing in there. He'll
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He'll he'll be dancing in there. He'll
hit his head. He's going to leave the
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hit his head. He's going to leave the
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hit his head. He's going to leave the
office with a fake neck brace and $3
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office with a fake neck brace and $3
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office with a fake neck brace and $3
trillion.
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trillion.
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trillion.
Now, the settlement says the money is
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Now, the settlement says the money is
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Now, the settlement says the money is
going to go to the victims of the Biden
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going to go to the victims of the Biden
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going to go to the victims of the Biden
administration, which is pretty broad. I
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administration, which is pretty broad. I
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administration, which is pretty broad. I
mean, hell, I'm a victim of the Biden
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mean, hell, I'm a victim of the Biden
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mean, hell, I'm a victim of the Biden
administration. I mean, I still have
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administration. I mean, I still have
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administration. I mean, I still have
PTSD from watching that guy die slowly
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PTSD from watching that guy die slowly
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PTSD from watching that guy die slowly
on television. But who does Trump have
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on television. But who does Trump have
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on television. But who does Trump have
in mind for this money? Among those who
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in mind for this money? Among those who
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in mind for this money? Among those who
could see payouts, the 1,600 people
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could see payouts, the 1,600 people
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could see payouts, the 1,600 people
charged in connection with the riot at
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charged in connection with the riot at
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charged in connection with the riot at
the capital on January 6th.
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the capital on January 6th.
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the capital on January 6th.
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>> Okay. Okay.
Hold on.
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Hold on.
So, our taxpayer money is going to the
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So, our taxpayer money is going to the
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So, our taxpayer money is going to the
people who did Gen 6. So, effectively,
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people who did Gen 6. So, effectively,
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people who did Gen 6. So, effectively,
the rest of us are being taxed for not
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the rest of us are being taxed for not
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the rest of us are being taxed for not
doing Gen 6.
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doing Gen 6.
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doing Gen 6.
Oh, if I knew that, I would have gone
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Oh, if I knew that, I would have gone
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Oh, if I knew that, I would have gone
there.
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there.
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there.
Wait, I mean I I was there.
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Wait, I mean I I was there.
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Wait, I mean I I was there.
I I I just remembered.
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I I I just remembered.
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I I I just remembered.
Didn't Didn't you see me? I was the guy
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Didn't Didn't you see me? I was the guy
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Didn't Didn't you see me? I was the guy
in the video doing this.
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The election.
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Anyway, Venmo me.
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Anyway, Venmo me.
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Anyway, Venmo me.
But look, uh I don't want to be too
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But look, uh I don't want to be too
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But look, uh I don't want to be too
cynical here. I'm sure Donald Trump
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cynical here. I'm sure Donald Trump
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cynical here. I'm sure Donald Trump
doesn't get to hand the money out to
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doesn't get to hand the money out to
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doesn't get to hand the money out to
whomever he wants. I'm sure there's
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whomever he wants. I'm sure there's
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whomever he wants. I'm sure there's
someone else who's actually controlling
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someone else who's actually controlling
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someone else who's actually controlling
the fund.
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the fund.
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the fund.
>> The fund itself will be controlled by
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>> The fund itself will be controlled by
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>> The fund itself will be controlled by
acting attorney general Todd Blanch, who
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acting attorney general Todd Blanch, who
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acting attorney general Todd Blanch, who
of course was the president's uh
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of course was the president's uh
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of course was the president's uh
personal lawyer.
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personal lawyer.
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personal lawyer.
>> Okay, it's his personal lawyer, but
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>> Okay, it's his personal lawyer, but
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>> Okay, it's his personal lawyer, but
that's still a professional
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that's still a professional
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that's still a professional
relationship. I'm I'm sure he's still
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relationship. I'm I'm sure he's still
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relationship. I'm I'm sure he's still
objective.
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objective.
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objective.
>> I love working for President Trump. It's
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>> I love working for President Trump. It's
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>> I love working for President Trump. It's
the greatest honor of a lifetime. If he
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the greatest honor of a lifetime. If he
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the greatest honor of a lifetime. If he
chooses to nominate somebody else and
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chooses to nominate somebody else and
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chooses to nominate somebody else and
asks me to go do something else, I will
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asks me to go do something else, I will
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asks me to go do something else, I will
say, "Thank you very much. I love you,
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say, "Thank you very much. I love you,
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say, "Thank you very much. I love you,
sir."
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Okay, fine. He's his personal lawyer and
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Okay, fine. He's his personal lawyer and
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Okay, fine. He's his personal lawyer and
he's also in love with him. Whatever. At
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he's also in love with him. Whatever. At
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he's also in love with him. Whatever. At
this point, it's pretty clear that
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this point, it's pretty clear that
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this point, it's pretty clear that
Donald Trump's former personal lawyer is
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Donald Trump's former personal lawyer is
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Donald Trump's former personal lawyer is
just there to his corruption
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just there to his corruption
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just there to his corruption
boner. But just don't say that to his
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boner. But just don't say that to his
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boner. But just don't say that to his
face.
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face.
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face.
>> I'm the acting attorney general. Okay?
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>> I'm the acting attorney general. Okay?
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>> I'm the acting attorney general. Okay?
The fact that I used to be President
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The fact that I used to be President
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The fact that I used to be President
Trump's lawyer is just a fact. So don't
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Trump's lawyer is just a fact. So don't
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Trump's lawyer is just a fact. So don't
say the president's former personal
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say the president's former personal
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say the president's former personal
lawyer will do something. The acting
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lawyer will do something. The acting
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lawyer will do something. The acting
attorney general will do something.
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attorney general will do something.
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attorney general will do something.
>> Okay. Okay. Jeez.
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>> Okay. Okay. Jeez.
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>> Okay. Okay. Jeez.
I'm sorry. What I meant to say is if the
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I'm sorry. What I meant to say is if the
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I'm sorry. What I meant to say is if the
honorable acting attorney general could
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honorable acting attorney general could
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honorable acting attorney general could
please stop throating Trump's corruption
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please stop throating Trump's corruption
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please stop throating Trump's corruption
bonus so hard that his corrupt balls
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bonus so hard that his corrupt balls
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bonus so hard that his corrupt balls
tickle your acting attorney general
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tickle your acting attorney general
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tickle your acting attorney general
chin. That would be great, my good sir.
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chin. That would be great, my good sir.
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chin. That would be great, my good sir.
The one
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the one good thing about the settlement
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the one good thing about the settlement
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the one good thing about the settlement
is that it doesn't let Trump get the
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is that it doesn't let Trump get the
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is that it doesn't let Trump get the
money personally. So, at the very least,
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money personally. So, at the very least,
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money personally. So, at the very least,
it's nice to know that Trump isn't just
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it's nice to know that Trump isn't just
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it's nice to know that Trump isn't just
going to go around trying to make
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going to go around trying to make
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going to go around trying to make
himself rich. New reporting this morning
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himself rich. New reporting this morning
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himself rich. New reporting this morning
on President Trump's financial
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on President Trump's financial
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on President Trump's financial
disclosure showing he publicly praised
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disclosure showing he publicly praised
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disclosure showing he publicly praised
companies after buying their stock.
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companies after buying their stock.
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companies after buying their stock.
Prolific stock trades, making 3,700 of
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Prolific stock trades, making 3,700 of
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Prolific stock trades, making 3,700 of
them. a cumulative value between $220
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them. a cumulative value between $220
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them. a cumulative value between $220
million and around $750 million.
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million and around $750 million.
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million and around $750 million.
Holy this guy is grinding.
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Holy this guy is grinding.
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Holy this guy is grinding.
How does he even find the time to do all
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How does he even find the time to do all
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How does he even find the time to do all
of this? I mean, I thought he was
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of this? I mean, I thought he was
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of this? I mean, I thought he was
falling asleep during meetings, but I
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falling asleep during meetings, but I
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falling asleep during meetings, but I
think he's just looking down at his
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think he's just looking down at his
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think he's just looking down at his
Erade account.
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I mean, it must have been more subtle
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I mean, it must have been more subtle
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I mean, it must have been more subtle
than that, right? It's not like he was
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than that, right? It's not like he was
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than that, right? It's not like he was
buying a stock and then going out and
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buying a stock and then going out and
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buying a stock and then going out and
telling people to go buy the company's
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telling people to go buy the company's
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telling people to go buy the company's
products. President Trump bought between
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products. President Trump bought between
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products. President Trump bought between
1 million and $5 million of Dell stock
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1 million and $5 million of Dell stock
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1 million and $5 million of Dell stock
on February 10th. Nine days later, he
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on February 10th. Nine days later, he
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on February 10th. Nine days later, he
delivered an economic speech in Rome,
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delivered an economic speech in Rome,
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delivered an economic speech in Rome,
Georgia, where he said this.
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Georgia, where he said this.
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Georgia, where he said this.
>> Dell, go out and buy a Dell computer.
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>> Wow. Okay, this guy does not give a
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>> Wow. Okay, this guy does not give a
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>> Wow. Okay, this guy does not give a
anymore.
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anymore.
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anymore.
They're going to have to start replacing
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They're going to have to start replacing
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They're going to have to start replacing
the presidential seal with a hashtag ad.
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the presidential seal with a hashtag ad.
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the presidential seal with a hashtag ad.
In hindsight, we should have suspected
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In hindsight, we should have suspected
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In hindsight, we should have suspected
something. I mean, if you're telling
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something. I mean, if you're telling
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something. I mean, if you're telling
people to buy a Dell computer in 2026,
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people to buy a Dell computer in 2026,
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people to buy a Dell computer in 2026,
you're probably doing something illegal.
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you're probably doing something illegal.
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you're probably doing something illegal.
Okay? Cuz even the people who make Dell
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Okay? Cuz even the people who make Dell
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Okay? Cuz even the people who make Dell
computers are like, "Do they still make
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computers are like, "Do they still make
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computers are like, "Do they still make
Dell computers?"
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Dell computers?"
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Dell computers?"
When we look back on it, though, the
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When we look back on it, though, the
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When we look back on it, though, the
clues were pretty obvious.
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clues were pretty obvious.
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clues were pretty obvious.
>> Weeks after buying shares of Palunteer,
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>> Weeks after buying shares of Palunteer,
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>> Weeks after buying shares of Palunteer,
Trump touting the stock, posting,
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Trump touting the stock, posting,
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Trump touting the stock, posting,
"Palanteer Technologies has proven to
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"Palanteer Technologies has proven to
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"Palanteer Technologies has proven to
have great war fighting capabilities and
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have great war fighting capabilities and
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have great war fighting capabilities and
equipment. Just ask our enemies." I
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equipment. Just ask our enemies." I
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equipment. Just ask our enemies." I
mean, he's even putting the stock ticker
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mean, he's even putting the stock ticker
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mean, he's even putting the stock ticker
symbol in his tweet.
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symbol in his tweet.
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symbol in his tweet.
You know, the way we all drop stock
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You know, the way we all drop stock
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You know, the way we all drop stock
symbols into our everyday conversations,
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symbols into our everyday conversations,
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symbols into our everyday conversations,
like, "Hey, officer, officer, that man
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like, "Hey, officer, officer, that man
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like, "Hey, officer, officer, that man
stole my iPhone." APL.
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Here's the bottom line. It's undeniable
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Here's the bottom line. It's undeniable
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Here's the bottom line. It's undeniable
at this point that Trump has achieved
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at this point that Trump has achieved
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at this point that Trump has achieved
the level of corruption no one has ever
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the level of corruption no one has ever
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the level of corruption no one has ever
imagined before. And if I may be serious
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imagined before. And if I may be serious
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imagined before. And if I may be serious
for a second, this is this is
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for a second, this is this is
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for a second, this is this is
unacceptable. Mr. President, you owe it
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unacceptable. Mr. President, you owe it
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unacceptable. Mr. President, you owe it
to the public to explain yourself loud
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to the public to explain yourself loud
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to the public to explain yourself loud
and clear.
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>> Okay. I can't I can't hear you. I can't
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>> Okay. I can't I can't hear you. I can't
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>> Okay. I can't I can't hear you. I can't
hear what you're saying. All right. God,
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hear what you're saying. All right. God,
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hear what you're saying. All right. God,
fine. I'm I'm sure he's apologizing
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fine. I'm I'm sure he's apologizing
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fine. I'm I'm sure he's apologizing
here. All right.
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