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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,166 --> 00:00:11,666 - [Military Personnel] All right General, 2 00:00:11,666 --> 00:00:13,250 we've arrived over on bullseye 008420. 3 00:00:13,250 --> 00:00:14,666 Activate. - Got a radar hit. 4 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:17,708 (talking on scanner) 5 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:28,083 (dramatic music) 6 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:30,833 (alarms blaring) 7 00:00:33,708 --> 00:00:35,583 - What the fuck? 8 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:37,250 Oh, what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck? 9 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:38,083 Hey guys! 10 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:41,458 Fuck, fuck. 11 00:00:41,458 --> 00:00:44,791 (talking on scanner) 12 00:00:44,791 --> 00:00:46,541 Did we scramble jets? 13 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:54,875 Fuck we lost it. 14 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:56,791 (dramatic music) 15 00:00:56,791 --> 00:00:59,083 - [Joe] Boba Fett is properly rated dude. 16 00:00:59,083 --> 00:01:01,958 I mean, you'll see little kids in Boba Fett costumes 17 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:03,541 on Halloween, you don't see anybody 18 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,625 in a Nein Nub costume, do you? 19 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:08,916 - All right, I'll give you the fact that people 20 00:01:08,916 --> 00:01:11,500 seem to be onboard with liking Boba Fett, 21 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:15,416 but you know who is the most under, even more than Nein Nub? 22 00:01:15,416 --> 00:01:17,666 You know who's the most underrated character? 23 00:01:17,666 --> 00:01:18,500 Porkins. 24 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,500 - Jek OT? 25 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,416 - Yes, he is such an amazing little gem 26 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,125 inside New Hope. - Ah! 27 00:01:25,125 --> 00:01:26,041 - Yeah. 28 00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:28,583 - Fun fact he's also in Raiders. 29 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:31,125 He's one of the guys that shows up on campus 30 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,375 to talk to Dr. Jones. 31 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:33,208 - Really? 32 00:01:33,208 --> 00:01:35,958 - But, I digress, we're running outta time. 33 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:36,958 Anyway, this has been 34 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:39,583 Corellians In Freighters Drinking Coffee. 35 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:40,416 I'm Joe. 36 00:01:40,416 --> 00:01:41,583 - And I'm Murph. 37 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:43,500 - We'll see you Monday. 38 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:46,083 (upbeat music) 39 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,875 - You're good. 40 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:49,875 - Porkins was in Raiders? 41 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:52,125 - Yeah, he's one of the two guys that meets up with him 42 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:54,375 after the class, you know? 43 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,375 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, that's right, in the library. 44 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:57,416 - Yeah, yeah. 45 00:01:57,416 --> 00:01:58,250 I'll see you Monday? 46 00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,083 - Yeah. 47 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:00,000 - Cool. 48 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,916 - Here's the outline for Monday's show. 49 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:06,250 - I'll look this over tonight, I promise. 50 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:08,916 - She still won't let you have a bachelor party? 51 00:02:08,916 --> 00:02:10,208 - No, it's just, you know, 52 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:12,625 she thinks I'll get myself into trouble. 53 00:02:12,625 --> 00:02:14,250 - And you're not worried about what we're doing tonight? 54 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:16,625 - No, I mean, you guys just tossing ones 55 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:19,166 at a bunch of oiled up dudes in G-strings 56 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:20,916 gyrating to the Village People? 57 00:02:22,291 --> 00:02:24,333 I do want details Monday, though. 58 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:25,500 - Oh I'm sworn to secrecy. 59 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,166 - [Joe] Yeah, do me a favor and get her drunk. 60 00:02:28,166 --> 00:02:29,125 - Oh hells yeah. 61 00:02:29,125 --> 00:02:32,583 - Nice, pictures too, lots of pictures. 62 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:36,666 - What? 63 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:38,791 - I'm gonna tell him. 64 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,083 - We agreed we wouldn't. 65 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,208 (sighing) 66 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:50,125 (thunder cracking) 67 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,250 (light saber humming) 68 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:57,250 (breathing in mask) 69 00:03:05,041 --> 00:03:08,666 - Susan, I am your lover. 70 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:11,125 Prepare to be boarded. 71 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:13,166 (scoffing) 72 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:14,291 - Turn that off. 73 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:18,416 - Come on, you got time for a quicky? 74 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:19,291 Three part sex. 75 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,916 - Can you wait until I get home tonight? 76 00:03:24,916 --> 00:03:26,791 (light saber humming) 77 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:28,041 - I'll be up. 78 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:28,875 - Out. 79 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:37,333 (dramatic music) 80 00:03:39,791 --> 00:03:42,708 (thunder clapping) 81 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:46,250 (screaming on laptop) 82 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,916 Zip me up. 83 00:03:47,916 --> 00:03:49,416 - Hold on one sec. 84 00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:52,083 (sighing) 85 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:53,833 - Come on, zip me up. 86 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:56,083 - Okay. 87 00:03:57,125 --> 00:03:58,750 - Ow, go slow. 88 00:03:58,750 --> 00:03:59,666 - Sorry. 89 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,958 There, there we go. 90 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:06,875 (thunder clapping) 91 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,333 - What the fuck? 92 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,458 - Cool. 93 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:17,458 - Joe, I thought we talked about this, 94 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,958 your toys should stay in the bedroom. 95 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:23,416 - Honey, that is not a toy, that is a collector's item. 96 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:30,208 - You know, I think that maybe we should have a garage sale. 97 00:04:31,666 --> 00:04:35,958 Get rid of some of the stuff we won't have space for. 98 00:04:35,958 --> 00:04:39,458 - Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, 99 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:46,000 this place is looking a little HGTV for my taste. 100 00:04:46,041 --> 00:04:49,250 - It's called style, and I thought 101 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,750 this was going to be our home together. 102 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:52,583 - It is. 103 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,458 It is gonna be our house, yeah. 104 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:55,291 (horn honking) 105 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:56,125 - They're here, they're here. 106 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,333 - Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 107 00:04:58,333 --> 00:05:01,375 Before you go I know you said no parties, right? 108 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:05,000 But your brother called and he wants to bring over 109 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,875 a few beers, you know, have some fun. 110 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:10,083 - No, no, my brother's bachelor party 111 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:12,291 was hookers and lollipop tricks. 112 00:05:12,291 --> 00:05:14,083 That's why he's not married anymore. 113 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:19,333 Hey, come on, he's just going to get you into trouble. 114 00:05:20,958 --> 00:05:24,333 Let me have this one night, please? 115 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,583 - Okay, have fun. 116 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,958 - Thank you, thank you. 117 00:05:29,958 --> 00:05:30,791 - I love you. 118 00:05:30,791 --> 00:05:32,083 - I love you. 119 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,375 Don't wait up. 120 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,666 - I'll be up, like I said. 121 00:05:37,125 --> 00:05:38,083 Gonna board you. 122 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:53,458 (grunting) 123 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:58,333 Wow. 124 00:06:00,291 --> 00:06:03,041 (dramatic music) 125 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:30,000 I come in peace, I come in peace. 126 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,833 ♪ Da da da da duh ♪ 127 00:06:41,875 --> 00:06:42,708 No? 128 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:44,875 Candy. 129 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:48,041 What the fuck? 130 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:56,958 Dammit. 131 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:00,291 - [Susan] What's wrong? 132 00:07:00,291 --> 00:07:04,458 - Hey, the Reese's Pieces I had, what happened to those? 133 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,458 - [Susan] I threw them out. 134 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:07,541 - [Joe] What about the M&Ms? 135 00:07:07,541 --> 00:07:10,541 - [Susan] Those too, we talked about cutting down on sweets. 136 00:07:10,541 --> 00:07:12,500 - Ugh, okay, I love you, bye. 137 00:07:14,666 --> 00:07:15,583 Shit. 138 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:19,083 (dramatic music) 139 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:21,333 (groaning) 140 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:27,083 Hey little guy, you're not gonna eat my face, right? 141 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:32,208 (cell phone ringing) 142 00:07:33,291 --> 00:07:34,333 What's up? 143 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:35,666 - [Matt] Dude, I'm on my way over. 144 00:07:35,666 --> 00:07:37,916 (dramatic music) 145 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,500 - Wait, you're sister said no one can come over. 146 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,333 (scoffing) 147 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:43,291 - [Matt] Did you grow a vagina? 148 00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:45,750 - Yeah, a big vagina, I gotta go. 149 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:47,416 - [Matt] Dude, I'm pulling up right now. 150 00:07:47,416 --> 00:07:49,791 (dramatic music) 151 00:07:49,791 --> 00:07:51,958 (singing) 152 00:07:56,041 --> 00:07:58,000 (grumbling) 153 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,125 - Hi, 154 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:03,125 hi, welcome to Earth. 155 00:08:04,791 --> 00:08:06,250 Can you be quiet? 156 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,583 (doorbell ringing) 157 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:09,416 (grumbling) 158 00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:11,000 No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 159 00:08:17,625 --> 00:08:19,875 (groaning) 160 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:24,750 You stay here okay? 161 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,541 Just be quiet, I'll be right back. 162 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:34,333 - Bro, let's get this party started. 163 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:36,708 - I can't, I made a deal with your sister. 164 00:08:37,916 --> 00:08:39,000 - She'll get over it. 165 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,875 Paul's gonna meet us over at Beer, Ball, and Boobs. 166 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:43,666 - Look, she said no strip clubs. 167 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,958 - It's a pool hall. 168 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:49,416 - Yeah, with strippers. 169 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:51,583 - And beer. 170 00:08:51,583 --> 00:08:55,166 Bro, it's your last week of freedom. 171 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:57,791 - Bro, she's your sister. 172 00:08:57,791 --> 00:08:59,041 - You'll let some pretty little thing 173 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:00,791 rub up against your dick one last time 174 00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,666 before you lock it away forever, man. 175 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,583 - Okay, all right, how about this, you go, 176 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:08,583 I'll meet you there? 177 00:09:10,666 --> 00:09:11,875 - You're coming with me. 178 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:14,500 (grumbling) 179 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,250 (dramatic music) 180 00:09:24,791 --> 00:09:29,083 - It looks like Shrek blew a load on your face. 181 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:32,083 - No, that's hair gel, yeah. 182 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:35,458 - Bro, if you're not there in an hour 183 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,041 I'm gonna bring all the strippers here. 184 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:39,000 - No, no strippers, okay? 185 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,708 I will meet you there, I promise. 186 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:42,625 - I'm not kidding. 187 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,625 - I'm not either, okay? 188 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,208 I'll see you there, all right, bye. 189 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:50,583 (sighing) 190 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:55,708 (scoffing) 191 00:09:55,708 --> 00:09:56,541 - Whipped. 192 00:09:58,791 --> 00:10:01,541 (dramatic music) 193 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,375 - Do you speak? 194 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:13,583 (squeaking) 195 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:15,875 Okay, I don't know what that means. 196 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,291 This is crazy. 197 00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:25,500 Okay, I'm just going by the seat of my pants here but, 198 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,208 do you understand what I'm saying? 199 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:33,416 I guess not. 200 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:37,000 Okay, that's, 201 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:37,875 (squeaking) 202 00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:42,250 it's okay, that's Blair O'Conner, yeah. 203 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:46,708 Great actress, that's from her movie The Last Planet. 204 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:47,541 You look just. 205 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:50,250 Hey, what are you? 206 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,208 Oh God. 207 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:02,750 Did you just scan me? 208 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,625 Can you tell I'm a friend? 209 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,625 We gotta get you cleaned up. 210 00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:15,708 (upbeat disco music) 211 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,625 (groaning) 212 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:48,958 Cool. 213 00:11:58,666 --> 00:11:59,500 Oh, 214 00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:01,625 yeah. 215 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:04,458 (chuckling) 216 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,666 You can't go walking around like that. 217 00:12:06,666 --> 00:12:10,250 It's okay, it's okay, let's put that over your head. 218 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:13,916 Okay, yeah, okay, tying off. 219 00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:16,541 You go, okay. 220 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:17,791 Arms up, arms up. 221 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:24,291 Stop moving or else I can't tie it for you. 222 00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,041 There we go, okay. 223 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:33,125 All right, this is good, now we just need a plan. 224 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:37,458 - Plan. 225 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:43,583 - Wow, you talk, okay, that's good. 226 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:45,375 If you talk that means we can communicate, 227 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,458 and if we can figure out where you're from, 228 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:50,416 or how you got here, or, what? 229 00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:55,791 Where are you going? 230 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:02,333 (dramatic music) 231 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,916 (thunder clapping) 232 00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:09,916 You see up there? 233 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:11,791 That's your home. 234 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:16,291 All this stuff, this is my home. 235 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:19,208 So, that's your home. 236 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,208 Home. 237 00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,500 - Home. 238 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,333 - Right. 239 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,125 - Home. 240 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,375 - Good, good. 241 00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:34,250 All right, so, 242 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,875 do you have a name? 243 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,041 What is your name? 244 00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:42,250 Okay, 245 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:44,583 I'm Joe. 246 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,583 Like Joe Biden, Barrack Obama. 247 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:50,458 Joe. 248 00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,958 (garbling speech) 249 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,875 I'm just gonna call you Blair for now. 250 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:01,708 Okay? 251 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,250 So, 252 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,083 Joe, 253 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:06,208 Blair. 254 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:09,375 - Joe Blair. 255 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:13,833 - Close, I'm Joe. 256 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:15,583 Blair. 257 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:21,333 (garbling speech) 258 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,875 You're kinda stuck on that I see, so we'll just make that 259 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,208 your middle name for now. 260 00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,000 I need you to be Blair, okay? 261 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,291 So I'm Joe, 262 00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,000 Blair. 263 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:34,541 - Blair. 264 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,833 - Just for now. 265 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,125 - [Waitress] You guys good? 266 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:43,500 - [Matt] I'll have another. 267 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,666 - Kinda slow for a Saturday. 268 00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:48,166 - Yeah, we've been slow since Thursday, 269 00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:50,291 we almost got shut down. 270 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,125 - 'Cause of the blow jobs in the private rooms? 271 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,541 - [Waitress] No. 272 00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:55,166 - The girls going home with customers? 273 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,666 - Nope. 274 00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:58,166 - Selling coke in the bathroom? 275 00:14:58,166 --> 00:15:00,791 - No, we're not licensed to sell food 276 00:15:00,791 --> 00:15:02,750 but the owner's wife, she started to sell 277 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,708 her homemade vegan brownies. 278 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:07,291 - I had that last week, I didn't know it was vegan. 279 00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:09,125 - Didn't try 'em. 280 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,375 - Hey guys. 281 00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,375 - Hi. 282 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,791 - Do you wanna buy a dance? 283 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,625 - You know I don't have any money. 284 00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:22,041 - What about you Matt? 285 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:25,291 - I'm hoping my soon to be brother-in-law will show up, 286 00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,208 I'll buy an hour of your dances for him. 287 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:28,291 ♪ Is it ready ♪ 288 00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,208 ♪ Is it ready ♪ 289 00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:32,250 - He might come, but, he'll leave his dick at home. 290 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,791 - What's wrong with him? 291 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:37,583 - Besides marrying my sister, nothing. 292 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,125 - What does he do? 293 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,875 - He makes videos about Star Wars on YouTube. 294 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:46,541 - How old is he? 295 00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:47,375 - 36. 296 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:49,625 - And that's his job? 297 00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:52,458 - He makes a shit ton of money. 298 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,458 15 million subs. 299 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:57,333 - But you wouldn't know it, cool guy. 300 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,083 - Yeah, normal house, shitty car. 301 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,958 Bitch of a girlfriend. 302 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,125 - Dude. 303 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:06,041 - Your words man. 304 00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:09,666 - How 'bout a drink? 305 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:21,333 - Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, put that back. 306 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:24,000 That's sharp, watch your hand, okay. 307 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:29,583 All right, focus here, just for a second. 308 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,041 So, on Earth 309 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,541 we wear cloths, okay? 310 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:43,250 Uniforms, costumes to cover up our naughty bits. 311 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:46,958 You know, like naughty bits. 312 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:50,875 Yeah. 313 00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:56,041 - Naughty bits. 314 00:16:56,041 --> 00:17:01,041 - Right, good, okay, so, clothes. 315 00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:01,875 'K. 316 00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:05,458 - Clothes. 317 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,250 - No, no, those are naughty bits. 318 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:11,333 Clothes, clothes cover the naughty bits, 319 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,125 over the naughty bits. 320 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:14,041 Okay? 321 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,000 Clothes. 322 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,500 - Clothes. 323 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,875 - Good, all right, now, 324 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,833 let's put some on you, okay? 325 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,791 Yeah, okay, you can look at those all you want later, 326 00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:32,500 come on, let's get some clothes. 327 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:42,500 Clothes. 328 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,666 - Clothes. 329 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:49,708 (knocking on door) 330 00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:50,541 - Dammit. 331 00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:52,000 - [Murph] Hey Joe, I brought some stuff over. 332 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,916 - Oh, it's Murph, you don't know him. 333 00:17:54,916 --> 00:17:55,750 Go ahead. 334 00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:01,250 Put some, yeah, clothes, naughty bits, clothes. 335 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:03,916 Cover yourself up, I'll be back. 336 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,666 (dramatic music) 337 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,166 (breathing hard) 338 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,375 I thought you were finishing up the show? 339 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,458 - Look what I brought. 340 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:26,541 Captain Crunch. 341 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:31,541 - Oh, great, hey, that's awesome, but Susan could pop by 342 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,750 at any moment. 343 00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:34,916 - Remember when we used to binge on this shit? 344 00:18:34,916 --> 00:18:36,750 - The midnight special. 345 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,541 Breaking out the big guns. 346 00:18:38,541 --> 00:18:41,875 - And I know that Susan wants you to cut down on sweets. 347 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:45,208 But I brought you over some Gushers and Ding Dongs. 348 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,708 - I don't think I've told you enough 349 00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,333 how excited I am to have you as my best man. 350 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,083 - Even if Susan isn't? 351 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,791 - Come on, she's jealous. 352 00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:58,916 - Of me? 353 00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:02,750 - Yeah, of you, of what you and I have, how close we are. 354 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,583 You know? 355 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:07,541 But, I lover her though, and I just wanna make her happy. 356 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,708 (sighing) 357 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:12,750 - Joe, there's something I have to tell you. 358 00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:14,666 - What? 359 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,000 (sighing) 360 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,458 Hey Murph, this isn't what it looks like. 361 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:22,458 - The fuck it's not. 362 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:28,375 You're Blair O'Conner, and I'm Murphy, Joe's best friend. 363 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,083 - Clothes. 364 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:35,666 - Yes, and you look great in them. 365 00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:36,708 - Easy Murph. 366 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,125 - How do you know Joe? 367 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:43,750 - Bro, you have to trust me, 368 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,375 this is beyond what I can explain. 369 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,291 - Yeah, no shit, you're the man. 370 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,333 - Joe Biden, Barrack Obama. 371 00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,416 - And she's a democrat, score. 372 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,000 - I will call you later. 373 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,291 - Okay, but can I get a photo? 374 00:19:58,291 --> 00:19:59,125 - [Joe] Next time. 375 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,041 - No, but, how long is she gonna be here? 376 00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:02,291 - I don't know, I mean, 377 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:05,375 clearly she's going through some shit. 378 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:06,916 - Naughty bits. 379 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,541 - Dude, I am so proud of you right now. 380 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,791 - [Joe] Don't tell anyone. 381 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,000 - But who would believe me? 382 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,833 - Right! 383 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,375 Yeah. 384 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,375 That's Captain Crunch. 385 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,416 It's food, you eat it. 386 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:39,375 Yeah, let me show you. 387 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,125 It's food, right? 388 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:46,791 Mm, 389 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,166 food. 390 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,375 Now you try it, come on. 391 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,375 Here you go. 392 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:55,458 Yeah, good. 393 00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,708 (crunching) 394 00:21:02,458 --> 00:21:04,791 Yeah, good, right? 395 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,833 Oh, okay. 396 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:12,500 All right, so, you don't like it, it's okay. 397 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,875 Here wash it down with this. 398 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,000 Just wash it down, you know, like. 399 00:21:17,916 --> 00:21:20,083 No, no, nope, no. 400 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,916 Like this, like this. 401 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,541 Okay, you sip it. 402 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,041 Mm, Red Bull, mm, try it. 403 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:37,916 You drink it, yeah. 404 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,208 Yeah, good. 405 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:49,916 Oh. 406 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:52,708 Likey likey. 407 00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,958 (guzzling) 408 00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:02,875 - Captain Bull. 409 00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:03,833 - No, no, 410 00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,500 Red Bull, Red Bull. 411 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:09,875 - Red Bull. 412 00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,791 - Yeah, yeah, Red Bull. 413 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,083 - Red Bull, 414 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:17,375 Red Bull. - Okay, you want another one? 415 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,916 All right, cool. 416 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:21,875 All right, let me, there. 417 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,708 Yeah, it gives you wings. 418 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:27,541 (guzzling) 419 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:28,375 Okay. 420 00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:38,750 All right, all right, all right. 421 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:41,083 (chuckling) 422 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,291 - [Blair] Red Bull! 423 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,791 - Yeah, I guess it doesn't effect you 424 00:22:44,791 --> 00:22:46,583 the same way it does humans. 425 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:52,125 It'll eventually wear off, I promise. 426 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:57,541 Hey, do you have music? 427 00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:58,833 You know, like 428 00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:01,791 ♪ Music ♪ 429 00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:03,750 ♪ Music ♪ 430 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,833 - Yeah, hold on. 431 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,208 Just feel it, you know? 432 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:13,041 Your shoulders, your hands, go ahead, move your body. 433 00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:16,875 (singing in foreign language) 434 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:27,375 (fast paced rock music) 435 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:29,250 Back up a little, you know? 436 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:30,833 This is a good one. 437 00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:33,750 This one yeah, like this. 438 00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:38,916 Cross your eyes, like oh, who am I? 439 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,208 I'm a mysterious alien. 440 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:42,041 Ooh. 441 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:45,333 And then it comes back up. 442 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:48,333 Feel a little more energy like this. 443 00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:54,250 (soft music) 444 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:04,875 (dramatic music) 445 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:07,958 (talking on scanner) 446 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:23,708 (dramatic music) 447 00:24:58,291 --> 00:25:00,208 The dancing queen lives. 448 00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:02,250 How are you feeling? 449 00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:05,250 - Home. 450 00:25:06,791 --> 00:25:07,875 - Home. 451 00:25:07,875 --> 00:25:09,333 Yeah. 452 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,750 (soft music) 453 00:25:21,541 --> 00:25:23,791 (whirring) 454 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,541 (shorting out) 455 00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:33,500 What is that supposed to do? 456 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:35,958 - Home. 457 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:37,791 - Home. 458 00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:42,375 - Okay, so you need that to get home. 459 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:47,625 But it's not working so, it's broken. 460 00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:50,791 Break, broken. 461 00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,166 - Broken. 462 00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:55,041 - Yeah, broken. 463 00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:55,875 - Broken. 464 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,583 - So, hold on one second. 465 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:17,708 Okay, so, 466 00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,583 broken, 467 00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:21,416 fix, 468 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:23,583 fix. 469 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:24,416 - Fix. 470 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,083 - Yeah, broken, fix, 471 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:29,750 home. 472 00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:30,958 Fix. - Fix. 473 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:32,166 - Yeah, fix. 474 00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:34,416 - Fix! 475 00:26:34,416 --> 00:26:35,333 - Fix, yeah. 476 00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:39,750 Except I don't know how to fix it, 477 00:26:40,875 --> 00:26:44,791 but, I think I know someone who can. 478 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:49,458 (fast paced rock music) 479 00:26:56,875 --> 00:27:00,000 Oh, that's okay, that's a glove box, 480 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:04,000 people used to put their gloves in there, 481 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,125 now it's just for crap. 482 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:07,833 - Crap. 483 00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:08,708 - Crap. 484 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:24,333 Glasses, yeah, your eyes, like this. 485 00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:28,541 Yeah, open 'em up. 486 00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:32,000 Other way. 487 00:27:33,958 --> 00:27:35,250 Yeah, go ahead. 488 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:40,708 Yeah. 489 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:47,416 It's dark though, you don't really need them. 490 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,708 (both chuckling) 491 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:04,666 Yeah, glasses, yeah. 492 00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:05,791 It's dark though right? 493 00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:11,041 - Music. 494 00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:12,458 - Yeah, sure music. 495 00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:14,958 (upbeat music) 496 00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,458 There, music. 497 00:28:22,125 --> 00:28:22,958 - Red Bull. 498 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,666 - I don't know, I think you should lay off that stuff, 499 00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:28,166 you've had enough. 500 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,083 - Red Bull. 501 00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:34,666 - All right, okay. 502 00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:36,791 ♪ Ready for a good time ♪ ♪ And I can't let go ♪ 503 00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:39,166 ♪ The whole band's here and we came to move ♪ 504 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:41,208 ♪ Got a fresh haircut and two new shoes ♪ 505 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:43,916 ♪ We're here all night like we ain't got nothing to lose ♪ 506 00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,791 - [Joe] Red Bull. ♪ 'Cause we're turning up the heat ♪ 507 00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:46,958 ♪ Watch out now ♪ 508 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:48,000 - Red Bull! 509 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,625 - [Joe] Yeah, yeah, Red Bull. 510 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:53,333 ♪ Baby, watch out now ♪ 511 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:54,166 - [Dr. Lee] Hello? 512 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,958 - Doc, it's me Joe. 513 00:28:55,958 --> 00:28:57,500 - [Dr. Lee] What do you want? 514 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,500 - I have a problem, I need some help. 515 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:00,875 - [Dr. Lee] With what? 516 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:01,708 - With this. 517 00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,750 - This is very interesting. 518 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,708 - I know, right? 519 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:18,458 - But, why does she look like Blair O'Conner? 520 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,708 - Well, I had movie poster from 521 00:29:20,708 --> 00:29:22,833 The Last Planet up on my wall. 522 00:29:23,791 --> 00:29:27,291 I don't know, I brought in a four foot slimy green alien, 523 00:29:27,291 --> 00:29:29,791 came back two minutes later to this. 524 00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,750 - Oh. 525 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:35,791 Can you leave this with me for a few hours? 526 00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:40,375 - Sure, I need it back by 9:00 a.m. 527 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:41,708 - Oh, what's the rush? 528 00:29:43,166 --> 00:29:44,750 - Try explaining that to Susan. 529 00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:46,666 - Huh. 530 00:29:48,458 --> 00:29:50,708 That would take expert level bullshit. 531 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:52,625 - Maybe more. 532 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:04,333 - It's going to be 11:00 before we get to the club. 533 00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:05,375 You're being weird. 534 00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:07,125 - My brother thinks that bachelor parties 535 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:08,916 are a one night free pass. 536 00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,833 - Yeah, but that's not Joe. 537 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:13,125 - If you can't trust him why even get married? 538 00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:15,833 I'm just saying. 539 00:30:17,958 --> 00:30:21,041 - I wanna drink, so can you just hurry up and go look? 540 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:23,791 (dramatic music) 541 00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:25,916 - Joe? 542 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:31,916 What the fuck? 543 00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:58,958 - Nice. 544 00:31:03,583 --> 00:31:07,708 - Okay. 545 00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:12,250 Someone took a shower with green shampoo. 546 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:15,125 We don't have green shampoo, unscented. 547 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:18,541 And there's no way that he drank all that Red Bull. 548 00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:21,833 And what did he need a pillow and blanket for? 549 00:31:21,833 --> 00:31:23,250 - Maybe he's having sex with a hooker 550 00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:25,375 who loves Captain Crunch and Red Bull. 551 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:28,916 - Helpful Stacy. 552 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:36,458 (cell phone ringing) 553 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:37,666 ♪ Well I've been sitting here ♪ 554 00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:39,708 ♪ Thinking about this Monday morning ♪ 555 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,083 - I'm not there Susan. 556 00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:42,541 - [Susan] Is he with you? 557 00:31:42,541 --> 00:31:43,625 - [Matt] Are you tracking my phone again? 558 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:45,166 - Is he with you? 559 00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:46,000 - No. 560 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,166 - Hey Susan. 561 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,166 Oh, what's up Karen? 562 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:52,791 - I thought you had your bachelorette party tonight? 563 00:31:52,791 --> 00:31:55,583 - I do and I asked you to stay away from him tonight. 564 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,166 - [Matt] I think you're overreacting. 565 00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,500 - [Susan] I want you to find him and have him call me. 566 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,500 - I'm confused, do you want me to be with him 567 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:03,041 or do you not want me to be with him? 568 00:32:03,041 --> 00:32:05,708 - [Susan] I want you to find him, but no strippers. 569 00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:07,125 - I prefer entertainers. 570 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:11,416 - I want you to find him and have him call me. 571 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:12,750 - I will see what I can do. 572 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:20,833 Can I get another drink? 573 00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:21,666 - Sure. 574 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:23,458 - [Sophie] Me too. 575 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:28,875 ♪ Keep me far away ♪ 576 00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:31,625 ♪ There's no way back ♪ 577 00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:32,708 ♪ There's no way back ♪ 578 00:32:32,708 --> 00:32:34,875 - I don't know if you know what's going on. 579 00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:37,875 ♪ There's no way back ♪ 580 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:38,875 - Fix. 581 00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:40,375 - Yeah, fix, yeah. 582 00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:44,541 - Friend. 583 00:32:45,541 --> 00:32:47,166 - Friend, yeah. 584 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:49,208 You and me are friends, right? 585 00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:54,375 - Joe Biden, Barrack Obama. 586 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:57,541 Friends. 587 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:02,291 - Yeah, you and I are definitely friends, 588 00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:05,666 but you don't have to call me that, just Joe. 589 00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:08,125 - Just Joe 590 00:33:10,208 --> 00:33:11,041 Biden. 591 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:16,041 - That's not better, but that's progress. 592 00:33:23,166 --> 00:33:24,000 Whoa. 593 00:33:32,041 --> 00:33:32,875 - Red Bull. 594 00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:35,208 - Yeah, Red Bull. 595 00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:42,416 ♪ Everybody got that coming in they dreams ♪ 596 00:33:42,416 --> 00:33:44,500 ♪ Anybody with a 50 get to do jostle ♪ 597 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,333 - Blair! 598 00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:47,541 Blair O'Conner! 599 00:33:48,416 --> 00:33:51,750 - You're magnificent, I love The Last Planet. 600 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:52,583 ♪ Come here, yeah ♪ 601 00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:55,041 ♪ After all of the years we've been making music ♪ 602 00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:56,250 - Music. 603 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:57,625 - Right on. 604 00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:59,958 - Right on. 605 00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:01,083 - You're so sexy. 606 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:06,166 - Sexy friends. 607 00:34:06,166 --> 00:34:07,750 - Hey, you're the Star Wars guy. 608 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:10,875 Star Wars guy! 609 00:34:22,208 --> 00:34:25,291 (cell phone ringing) 610 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,500 - Oh boy. 611 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,666 - Where have you been? 612 00:34:30,666 --> 00:34:32,000 - What? 613 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,541 - I saw the green shampoo, Red Bull, and blanket 614 00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:37,500 on the living room floor, what is going on Joe? 615 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,875 - Wait, hold on, you were here? 616 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:42,375 - [Susan] Yes, I forgot my lipstick. 617 00:34:42,375 --> 00:34:44,541 - Okay, so Murph brought some food over 618 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,583 and I was watching my show on the floor 619 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:49,166 and then I took a shower, big deal. 620 00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:52,333 - What about the shampoo, green shampoo, unscented? 621 00:34:52,333 --> 00:34:53,708 Does that sound like me? 622 00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:55,291 - It sounds bonkers, okay? 623 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:57,750 I got the shampoo at Costco yesterday. 624 00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,291 Are you still with the girls? 625 00:34:59,291 --> 00:35:00,875 - [All] Hi Joe. 626 00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,416 - Will you please get her drunk? 627 00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:03,250 - [All] We're trying. 628 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:05,708 - [Susan] Why are you in your car? 629 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:07,250 - I wanted some M&Ms 630 00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:08,958 and I know I'm not supposed to have them, 631 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:11,416 but I wanted some so I got the small bag. 632 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:17,250 - [Susan] Okay, you're right, I'm overreacting, 633 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:18,083 I'm sorry Joe. 634 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:21,416 - Yeah, it's your night okay, go have some fun. 635 00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:22,250 - [Susan] I love you. 636 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,625 - I love you too. 637 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:24,875 - Sexy friends. 638 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:25,708 - Joe? 639 00:35:25,708 --> 00:35:26,541 Gotta go. - Joe. 640 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:27,375 - Nope. 641 00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:31,500 She didn't hear that right? 642 00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:34,125 - Red Bull. 643 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:38,583 (sighing) 644 00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:40,208 - Great. 645 00:35:40,208 --> 00:35:44,000 (fast paced rock music) 646 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,083 (cell phone ringing) 647 00:35:48,375 --> 00:35:49,250 - What? 648 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:51,625 - [Susan] I think he has a girl over at his house. 649 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,708 - Come on Susan, I offered to get him a stripper 650 00:35:53,708 --> 00:35:54,750 and he turned me down. 651 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:55,583 - [Susan] What? 652 00:35:55,583 --> 00:35:56,416 - Entertainer. 653 00:35:57,916 --> 00:35:59,333 - I wasn't serious. 654 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:01,916 - [Susan] Can you go there and check? 655 00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:02,750 - You go. 656 00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:05,458 - [Susan] We're almost at the club. 657 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:06,291 - Fine. 658 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,916 - Just stay here. 659 00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:12,333 - This isn't gonna end well. 660 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:15,333 You want another drink? 661 00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:17,875 - Okay. 662 00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:20,291 - [Matt] Two more. 663 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,125 - Sure. 664 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:26,291 ♪ Go following him ♪ 665 00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:35,250 - Oh shit. 666 00:36:38,916 --> 00:36:39,750 Blair! 667 00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:44,458 ♪ Walk in the bodega ♪ 668 00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:46,583 ♪ Had a six slider, had it in my bag ♪ 669 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,375 ♪ She showed me where she eat guados at ♪ 670 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,416 ♪ But she pop up we're getting in the rhythm ♪ 671 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:52,166 ♪ And I know with a girl gonna end with a mack ♪ 672 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:55,208 ♪ Click clack ♪ 673 00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:58,458 (upbeat hip-hop music) 674 00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:11,791 ♪ The zebra the zebra ♪ 675 00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:13,916 ♪ We're dancing like a zebra ♪ 676 00:37:13,916 --> 00:37:15,541 ♪ The zebra the zebra ♪ 677 00:37:15,541 --> 00:37:17,875 ♪ We're dancing like a zebra ♪ 678 00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:21,250 ♪ Shaking our legs and in like the zebra ♪ 679 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:22,083 ♪ The zebra ♪ 680 00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,833 - Hey, Blair, come on, we gotta go. 681 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,125 - [Blair] Music. 682 00:37:25,125 --> 00:37:25,958 (chuckling) 683 00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:26,791 - Yeah. 684 00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:28,041 She loves to dance. 685 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,541 Blair come on. 686 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:32,458 - Oh! 687 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,583 Bruh, chill. 688 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:35,166 She'll leave when she's ready. 689 00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:36,166 - [Joe] You don't understand. 690 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,125 - Nah bruh, you don't understand. 691 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,583 - You're right, she'll leave when she's ready. 692 00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:42,416 ♪ A zebra ♪ 693 00:37:42,416 --> 00:37:44,083 ♪ I'm dancing like a zebra ♪ 694 00:37:44,083 --> 00:37:45,958 ♪ A zebra a zebra ♪ 695 00:37:45,958 --> 00:37:48,250 ♪ I'm dancing like a zebra ♪ 696 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:50,916 ♪ Strutting how I working the shit ♪ 697 00:37:50,916 --> 00:37:52,541 ♪ A zebra a zebra ♪ 698 00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:56,125 ♪ I'm dancing like a zebra ♪ 699 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:02,333 (sighing) 700 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:03,166 - Duh. 701 00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:11,250 Blair! 702 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,250 Hey Blair! 703 00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,416 Red Bull. 704 00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:18,125 Leave when you're ready. 705 00:38:18,125 --> 00:38:19,708 - [Blair] Red Bull! 706 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,916 - Yeah, lots of Red Bull. 707 00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:26,083 ♪ I'll be taking all my T-shirt off ♪ 708 00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,041 - Come on, that's it. 709 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,791 That's it, that's it. 710 00:38:31,458 --> 00:38:33,375 Your favorite, come on. 711 00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:35,750 Yeah, yeah. 712 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,708 There you go, there you go. 713 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:42,500 (chuckling) 714 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,625 Don't run off on me like that, okay? 715 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:46,541 We're a team. 716 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:49,583 (guzzling) 717 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:50,416 Wow. 718 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,125 That is. 719 00:38:57,916 --> 00:38:59,500 (burping) 720 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,291 (both laughing) 721 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:03,875 That's a burp, a burp. 722 00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:07,500 Burp. - Burp. 723 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,833 - Yeah, burp, yeah. 724 00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:09,666 - Burp. 725 00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:10,500 - Burp. 726 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:11,333 - [Joe] Burp. 727 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,166 - Burp. 728 00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:13,000 - Burp. 729 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,083 - [Joe] Burp, yeah, yeah. 730 00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:19,416 - Home. 731 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,250 Fix. 732 00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:28,250 - Yeah, he'll call us when it's fixed, let's go see Murph. 733 00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:32,000 - Will you relax? 734 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,458 Let's just have a good time tonight. 735 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,291 - Something is not right. 736 00:39:35,291 --> 00:39:38,333 - I know cheaters, and Joe is not one of them. 737 00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:41,166 - Are you sure you want to get married? 738 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,583 - Stacy's right, why are you so concerned? 739 00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:44,500 (scoffing) 740 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,333 - I don't know. 741 00:39:46,666 --> 00:39:48,875 Hey, let's get drunk. 742 00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:49,708 (all cheering) 743 00:39:49,708 --> 00:39:50,541 - Yes! 744 00:39:50,541 --> 00:39:51,541 - Yes, finally. 745 00:40:04,958 --> 00:40:06,250 - She looks just like her. 746 00:40:08,416 --> 00:40:11,291 - What am I gonna do if I can't get her home? 747 00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:12,833 - Well, you could keep her. 748 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:16,125 - She's not a stray cat Murph, 749 00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:18,416 I'm getting married next weekend. 750 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:22,125 Susan already knows something's up and she sees me with 751 00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:24,958 Blair O'Conner, I mean, with this, it's over. 752 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,625 - Well, you can't turn her in. 753 00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:33,333 - Stop talking about her like she's a thing, or property. 754 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,000 What are you doing? 755 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:38,833 - I'm just gonna. 756 00:40:38,833 --> 00:40:40,416 - No, no, do not, 757 00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:42,958 do not post that. 758 00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:43,791 Stop. 759 00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:46,375 - Come on. 760 00:40:46,375 --> 00:40:49,666 If our audience sees this, you with Blair O'Conner, 761 00:40:49,666 --> 00:40:51,916 we will have the number one show on YouTube. 762 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:53,333 - No one can see that, okay? 763 00:40:53,333 --> 00:40:54,166 Nobody. 764 00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:56,041 - Please? 765 00:40:56,041 --> 00:40:57,375 - No! 766 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:58,583 - Fine. 767 00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:01,416 (upbeat rock music) 768 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:02,583 - Should we just close? 769 00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:05,583 - I wish, but I would get in trouble. 770 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:12,916 - Yeah. 771 00:41:15,083 --> 00:41:15,916 Matt. 772 00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:19,000 - What the fuck? 773 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:22,250 - That's Blair O'Conner. 774 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:24,000 - Yeah, that's my soon to be brother-in-law. 775 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000 - What? 776 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,291 - Blair O'Conner, the girl from The Last Planet? 777 00:41:28,291 --> 00:41:29,125 - Yeah. 778 00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:29,958 - Hmm, cool. 779 00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:33,750 - Does he know her? 780 00:41:35,583 --> 00:41:37,083 - It must be an old photo. 781 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:42,125 - Yep, five minutes old. 782 00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:47,250 - We need to find him. 783 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,041 - Don't hurt him, man. 784 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:50,875 - What? 785 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,541 No, I want a photo. 786 00:41:53,416 --> 00:41:56,000 - I want a photo too, can I come? 787 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,083 - Absolutely. 788 00:41:58,750 --> 00:41:59,875 - You want a photo too? 789 00:42:00,958 --> 00:42:01,791 - No. 790 00:42:03,125 --> 00:42:05,125 - Wait, let me make sure I have my ID. 791 00:42:05,125 --> 00:42:08,000 (upbeat hip-hop music) 792 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000 - I'm sorry, to everyone, I'm sorry, I was acting crazy. 793 00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:14,000 You're my best friends 794 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,125 and I couldn't ask for a better group. 795 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:16,958 - We love you. 796 00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:18,791 - To great sex. 797 00:42:18,791 --> 00:42:19,708 - Thank you. 798 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:23,666 - Janis, we're kinda having a moment here. 799 00:42:28,791 --> 00:42:30,458 - What, what is it? 800 00:42:36,291 --> 00:42:38,708 She's wearing my fucking clothes! 801 00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:42,916 Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm, yeah. 802 00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:47,625 (both laughing) 803 00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:50,875 (laughing) 804 00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:54,166 - What are you looking at? 805 00:42:54,166 --> 00:42:57,166 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no. 806 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:00,833 That's not, whoa, okay. 807 00:43:00,833 --> 00:43:04,500 Yeah, this is, it's dating, it's love. 808 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:06,916 But it's complicated. 809 00:43:07,958 --> 00:43:10,833 (laughing) 810 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:11,666 - Can we go? 811 00:43:12,916 --> 00:43:14,583 - Yeah, we can. 812 00:43:14,583 --> 00:43:16,875 (laughing) 813 00:43:16,875 --> 00:43:19,458 - Yeah, that's called laughing. 814 00:43:19,458 --> 00:43:20,708 It means you're happy. 815 00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:22,666 - Happy. 816 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:23,916 (chuckling) 817 00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:25,666 - Yeah, yeah, happy. 818 00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:31,333 - Joe Bidden, happy. 819 00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:34,708 - Yeah, Joe is happy. 820 00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:43,541 Oh, yeah, that's called kissing what you're. 821 00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,125 - Kissing. 822 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,333 - Yeah, kissing, but no, 823 00:43:49,916 --> 00:43:52,958 I'm involved with someone so I can't do that with you. 824 00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:54,875 - Kissing. 825 00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:58,208 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, you're gonna get me in trouble. 826 00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:01,500 (moaning) 827 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,166 (lips smacking) 828 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:10,083 (upbeat music) 829 00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:19,583 (tapping on window) 830 00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:20,958 - Happy kissing. 831 00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:21,791 (Joe laughing) 832 00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:24,083 - [Joe] Hawaiian margaritas, right? 833 00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:25,041 Yeah, sorry. 834 00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:29,041 Get in the car. 835 00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:33,291 Wave bye, sorry. 836 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,833 - Joe? 837 00:44:36,916 --> 00:44:37,750 Joe! 838 00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:40,666 Joe? 839 00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:43,208 Joe? 840 00:44:46,458 --> 00:44:47,291 Joe! 841 00:44:48,958 --> 00:44:49,791 Joe! 842 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:53,541 He's not here. 843 00:44:53,541 --> 00:44:56,833 - If this is what we're gonna do tonight I'm gonna go home. 844 00:44:56,833 --> 00:44:59,500 - Like hell you are, you're my bridesmaids, 845 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:02,708 and tonight's my bachelorette party so together 846 00:45:02,708 --> 00:45:04,666 we're gonna find my future husband and. 847 00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:06,416 - Hey Karen. 848 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,125 - What are you doing here? 849 00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:15,250 - It's my house, what are you doing here? 850 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,416 - We saw Joe with that hot actress girl from 851 00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:23,125 The Last Planet and we wanted to get a selfie. 852 00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:23,958 - Really? 853 00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:30,333 - A photo would be nice. 854 00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:33,541 - Come on ladies. 855 00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:37,916 ♪ Whipping, whipping, whipping, whipping ♪ 856 00:45:37,916 --> 00:45:38,958 ♪ Whip like Bobby Flay hey ♪ 857 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:40,958 ♪ Whipping, whipping, whipping, whipping ♪ 858 00:45:40,958 --> 00:45:42,208 ♪ Whip like Bobby Flay hey ♪ 859 00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:45,291 ♪ In the kitchen whipping on my Bobby Flay ♪ 860 00:45:45,291 --> 00:45:48,583 ♪ I be in the kitchen whipping on my Bobby Flay ♪ 861 00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,208 ♪ Whipping, whipping, whipping, whipping ♪ 862 00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:51,833 ♪ Whip like Bobby Flay hey ♪ 863 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:52,666 ♪ Whipping, whipping ♪ 864 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:53,500 - Hey, Blair! 865 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,041 ♪ Whip like Bobby Flay hey ♪ 866 00:45:55,041 --> 00:45:58,000 ♪ In the kitchen whipping on my Bobby Flay ♪ 867 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,083 ♪ I be in the kitchen whipping on my Bobby Flay ♪ 868 00:46:02,083 --> 00:46:03,750 - [Susan] Did you see that? 869 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:05,083 - I got it on video. 870 00:46:06,416 --> 00:46:07,708 - Let's go. 871 00:46:07,708 --> 00:46:08,750 - Where are we going? 872 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,208 - Gotta see what happens, yeah? 873 00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:13,250 - Oh yes. 874 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:14,083 - All right. 875 00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,541 Sophie we're parked over here, come on. 876 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,666 ♪ Whipping, whipping, whipping, whipping ♪ 877 00:46:21,666 --> 00:46:23,250 ♪ Whip like Bobby Flay hey ♪ 878 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:24,791 ♪ Whipping, whipping, whipping, whipping ♪ 879 00:46:24,791 --> 00:46:26,458 ♪ Whip like Bobby Flay hey ♪ 880 00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:29,416 ♪ In the kitchen whipping on my Bobby Flay ♪ 881 00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:34,416 ♪ I be in the kitchen whipping on my Bobby Flay ♪ 882 00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:42,166 - Okay, okay. 883 00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:43,958 - Hello? 884 00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:45,750 - Doc, any news? 885 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:48,375 - Yes, yes, it's a miracle of simplicity. 886 00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:50,291 - Okay, so that's a good thing, right? 887 00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:54,000 - Yes, the power supply is incredibly small. 888 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:54,833 - [Joe] Great. 889 00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:56,458 - But not functioning. 890 00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:57,500 - Okay. 891 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,458 You can fix it though, right? 892 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:01,625 - Yes, yes, I'm close, I'm close, I will call you 893 00:47:01,625 --> 00:47:04,041 as soon as I have something. 894 00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:06,791 - Okay, thank you, thank you so much. 895 00:47:12,666 --> 00:47:14,500 (upbeat rock music) 896 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:15,333 You dick! 897 00:47:20,958 --> 00:47:24,083 - I just found another one posted 12 minutes ago. 898 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,083 - He's at the studio. 899 00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:33,416 (tires squealing) 900 00:47:45,958 --> 00:47:48,583 - Is she always asleep? 901 00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:50,458 - [Joe] Do you know what you've done? 902 00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:51,291 - What? 903 00:47:51,291 --> 00:47:52,875 - I told you not to post anything. 904 00:47:54,416 --> 00:47:56,416 - It was too good not to. 905 00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:58,791 - Yeah, and now Susan's seen it, her brother's seen it, 906 00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:00,750 I'm sure everyone I know has seen it. 907 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:03,375 You ended my marriage before it even started. 908 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:06,208 (dramatic music) 909 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:09,083 Is that why you posted it, to break us up? 910 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:11,958 - Listen, Joe, she's not right for you. 911 00:48:11,958 --> 00:48:13,791 - That's not for you to decide Murph. 912 00:48:13,791 --> 00:48:15,333 - It's not just me. 913 00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:16,666 Everyone else hates her too. 914 00:48:16,666 --> 00:48:19,500 - Well, everyone else is irrelevant to our relationship. 915 00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:24,291 - She's cheating on you Joe. 916 00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:27,125 - You're a dick. 917 00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:30,875 - It's true. 918 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:33,833 - You know what Murph? 919 00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:35,458 Make up whatever you want, 920 00:48:35,458 --> 00:48:37,083 I'm marrying Susan, okay. 921 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:39,458 Now grab your stuff and get out 922 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,583 'cause I'm done working with you. 923 00:48:48,875 --> 00:48:49,791 - I'm on the lease! 924 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:54,416 (somber music) 925 00:49:14,791 --> 00:49:15,625 - Home. 926 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:25,958 Happy. 927 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:29,166 - Happy. 928 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,625 (chuckling) 929 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:36,541 All right, happy, yeah. 930 00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:40,250 (wires shorting) 931 00:49:40,250 --> 00:49:41,083 - [Dr. Lee] Oh! 932 00:49:47,708 --> 00:49:50,708 - Someone here has to know how the hell Joe knows 933 00:49:50,708 --> 00:49:53,458 Blair O'Conner, and why on the night 934 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:54,750 of my bachelorette party 935 00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:58,750 he's seen prancing around town showing off with her, huh? 936 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:00,833 Anyone. 937 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:03,916 - Who's Joe? 938 00:50:05,416 --> 00:50:06,250 - Who are you? 939 00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:09,208 - She works at Beer, Balls, and Boobs. 940 00:50:10,625 --> 00:50:12,000 - You brought a stripper? 941 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,041 - I'm an entertainer. 942 00:50:13,916 --> 00:50:16,666 - Okay, wait here, I wanna talk with Joe alone. 943 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,083 - If things go south here 944 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,583 you wanna just like get a drink or something? 945 00:50:24,583 --> 00:50:26,166 - Dude, not the time. 946 00:50:33,708 --> 00:50:35,958 - What's going on Murphy, hmm? 947 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,541 - What are you talking about? 948 00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:42,916 - Why is my fiance with Blair O'Conner? 949 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:43,875 - Joe coulda been with me 950 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,708 eating Captain Crunch and Ding Dongs 951 00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:47,375 but you wouldn't let him. 952 00:50:47,375 --> 00:50:49,666 - Okay, how does he know her? 953 00:50:50,750 --> 00:50:52,250 - A few weeks ago I was on a Tinder date, 954 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,958 we're talking at dinner, you know, about family. 955 00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:56,708 And then she pulls out her phone and shows me 956 00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:57,916 a Fourth of July photo from this year. 957 00:50:57,916 --> 00:51:00,083 - Stop stalling, where is Joe? 958 00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:02,708 - I couldn't help but notice this guy in the background, 959 00:51:02,708 --> 00:51:04,750 really attractive, coulda been a model. 960 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:09,666 - I don't care about your stupid Fourth of July party. 961 00:51:09,666 --> 00:51:11,375 - But you do, 962 00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:14,583 because the guy in the photo was Martin Wright, 963 00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:17,375 her brother, small world, right? 964 00:51:18,416 --> 00:51:22,125 She told me that he's been super happy since he's been 965 00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:25,125 dating you for the past nine months. 966 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,916 - I'm going to end it with Martin. 967 00:51:28,916 --> 00:51:29,958 - It's over Susan. 968 00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:32,208 - I love Joe. 969 00:51:33,458 --> 00:51:34,500 - Really? 970 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:38,875 - Yes, this whole wedding has just been stressful. 971 00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:41,916 It has taken up so much of my time. 972 00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:44,541 And Joe spends all of his here. 973 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,041 - I already told Joe. 974 00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:50,791 It's over. 975 00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:55,750 - You just ruined his best chance at a perfect life, 976 00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:56,958 screw you Murphy. 977 00:51:58,541 --> 00:51:59,375 Fuck you. 978 00:52:03,125 --> 00:52:08,125 - It's a hot tub, you know, hot, warm, relaxing? 979 00:52:11,583 --> 00:52:12,416 Check this out. 980 00:52:16,625 --> 00:52:17,458 Bubbles. 981 00:52:19,416 --> 00:52:20,708 - Bubbles. 982 00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:21,541 - Yeah. 983 00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:23,500 (chuckling) 984 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,375 I'll get you a suit so you can go in. 985 00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:33,166 It's just that sort of night. 986 00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:40,666 - He's cheating on me with Blair O'Conner. 987 00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:43,708 - Epic. 988 00:52:43,708 --> 00:52:44,708 - Will you shut up? 989 00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:48,625 - Murph told you Joe's cheating on you? 990 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,666 - I don't even know the man I'm about to marry. 991 00:52:51,666 --> 00:52:53,416 You have nothing to say about this? 992 00:52:56,708 --> 00:53:00,458 - Well, she's famous and you are kind of a ball buster. 993 00:53:00,458 --> 00:53:03,125 (smirking) 994 00:53:03,125 --> 00:53:04,750 - Janis? 995 00:53:04,750 --> 00:53:08,166 - Cheating is wrong and if he did 996 00:53:08,166 --> 00:53:09,500 then you can't get married. 997 00:53:11,833 --> 00:53:12,750 - You're no help. 998 00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:14,791 Karen! 999 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:23,458 (laughing) 1000 00:53:23,458 --> 00:53:25,541 - I don't know if this was the right backyard 1001 00:53:25,541 --> 00:53:28,166 for you to land in, but I'm glad you did. 1002 00:53:29,166 --> 00:53:30,000 (laughing) 1003 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,208 - Bubbles. 1004 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,250 - Yeah, bubbles. 1005 00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,458 My ramblings, do they mean anything to you? 1006 00:53:40,375 --> 00:53:41,208 What? 1007 00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:43,416 - Kissing. 1008 00:53:43,416 --> 00:53:45,916 - Normally yes, but it's complicated. 1009 00:53:47,125 --> 00:53:48,958 - Kissing, yes. 1010 00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:52,000 - See, I made this promise to kiss somebody else forever. 1011 00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:55,333 - Happy kissing. 1012 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,500 - Any other planet, any other life I would, 1013 00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:00,083 but, you're making this very complicated. 1014 00:54:02,166 --> 00:54:05,250 (cell phone ringing) 1015 00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:08,125 Hello? 1016 00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:11,625 - I solved it, so get over here right now! 1017 00:54:11,625 --> 00:54:12,875 - Fantastic. 1018 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:13,708 - [Dr. Lee] Now! 1019 00:54:13,708 --> 00:54:14,875 - All right, we're on our way. 1020 00:54:17,166 --> 00:54:18,541 Fixed. 1021 00:54:18,541 --> 00:54:20,500 (dramatic music) 1022 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:21,333 - Joe! 1023 00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:39,458 - At least she's not wearing your clothes anymore. 1024 00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:51,500 ♪ Give it up to me baby ♪ 1025 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:53,750 ♪ You got to give it up ♪ 1026 00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:55,916 (sighing) 1027 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:00,000 - Did you find him? 1028 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,875 - [Matt] Negative. 1029 00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:07,083 - This is humiliating. 1030 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:11,166 I was going to marry him. 1031 00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:12,791 I was going to have his baby. 1032 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:16,791 His baby, that would totally ruin my body. 1033 00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:19,541 And the second I'm not around he betrays me. 1034 00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:22,000 - We don't actually know what he's doing with her. 1035 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,666 - Janis, will you shut up? 1036 00:55:23,666 --> 00:55:25,458 We know what he's doing with her. 1037 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:27,541 - Okay, what are we doing here? 1038 00:55:29,083 --> 00:55:31,208 - I think you know were he is. 1039 00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,333 - You're losing it sis. 1040 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:35,000 - Do you want some fries? 1041 00:55:35,875 --> 00:55:38,791 - We're gonna find him, and I need everyone's help. 1042 00:55:38,791 --> 00:55:41,541 (dramatic music) 1043 00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:45,708 - Sorry to interrupt your party, we're with the FBI. 1044 00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:48,583 I'm Agent Carlson, this is Agent Lyle. 1045 00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:50,791 - Can we take a look in the backyard? 1046 00:55:50,791 --> 00:55:52,750 - It's simple and brilliant. 1047 00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:58,333 It broadcasts slightly below 1500 megahertz. 1048 00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:04,416 So at first I gotta hang up on the power. 1049 00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:06,041 So you're gonna have to have a lot of powers 1050 00:56:06,041 --> 00:56:08,833 to get the signal out far and fast. 1051 00:56:10,416 --> 00:56:12,500 - But doc, we're running out of time. 1052 00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:18,875 - I kept going in a circle until I discovered 1053 00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:22,666 this device isn't sending the signal far. 1054 00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,666 - Fix. 1055 00:56:26,666 --> 00:56:29,333 - Exactly, exactly. 1056 00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:31,833 So they figured it out the way to 1057 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:35,583 get a lot of powers very small. 1058 00:56:35,583 --> 00:56:39,583 But it's not really that powerful. 1059 00:56:39,583 --> 00:56:40,625 - Why not? 1060 00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:41,833 - Because they're close. 1061 00:56:42,708 --> 00:56:43,708 - How close? 1062 00:56:43,708 --> 00:56:45,666 - Very close. 1063 00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:49,125 Let me show you how to use this. 1064 00:56:49,125 --> 00:56:53,791 So you grab this and you plug three cables in here. 1065 00:56:53,791 --> 00:56:54,625 - Okay. 1066 00:56:54,625 --> 00:56:56,500 - Okay, then you grab this one 1067 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,666 and then you turn on like this, 1068 00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:00,291 and then press button. 1069 00:57:01,541 --> 00:57:04,875 So this should work for 10 or 15 seconds 1070 00:57:04,875 --> 00:57:07,208 before it burns out the unit. 1071 00:57:09,083 --> 00:57:12,208 But only unknown is 1072 00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:16,500 how long the signal need for transmitted for. 1073 00:57:20,416 --> 00:57:21,791 - [Joe] How will I know? 1074 00:57:21,791 --> 00:57:26,375 - Well, you will know if her ride shows up. 1075 00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:30,041 - Home. 1076 00:57:30,041 --> 00:57:30,875 - Home. 1077 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:33,333 - Home. 1078 00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:40,833 - I was about to leave, it's my bachelorette party, 1079 00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:45,125 and there was just this huge boom from outside. 1080 00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:48,250 We thought it was thunder because of the storm. 1081 00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:51,791 (dramatic music) 1082 00:57:51,791 --> 00:57:53,208 - No fucking way. 1083 00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:07,666 - What's up? 1084 00:58:08,666 --> 00:58:09,500 - Nothing. 1085 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:11,833 - Right. 1086 00:58:15,333 --> 00:58:16,208 What do you know? 1087 00:58:17,416 --> 00:58:18,250 - Nothing. 1088 00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:25,375 If I tell you will you help me without telling your sister? 1089 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:27,333 - Is he cheating on her? 1090 00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:28,500 - Very unlikely. 1091 00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:33,916 - Okay. 1092 00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:35,625 - [Agent Lyle] Where's your fiance now? 1093 00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:38,208 - He's off cheating on me with Blair O'Conner. 1094 00:58:39,333 --> 00:58:40,458 - From The Last Planet? 1095 00:58:41,375 --> 00:58:43,166 - Yes, from The Last Planet. 1096 00:58:44,375 --> 00:58:46,541 (sighing) 1097 00:58:51,166 --> 00:58:53,083 Where is everyone? 1098 00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:55,666 (upbeat music) 1099 00:58:56,583 --> 00:58:58,458 - I still don't get it. 1100 00:58:58,458 --> 00:59:00,458 - She's not actress Blair O'Conner, 1101 00:59:00,458 --> 00:59:02,208 she just looks exactly like her. 1102 00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,208 - How does Joe know her? 1103 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:08,125 - I don't know but we had this guy on the show 1104 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:10,666 and I have a feeling he'll know what's going on? 1105 00:59:15,125 --> 00:59:18,250 - You need to get to the open space and fast. 1106 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:19,083 - Thank you doc. 1107 00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:25,375 - I've written five best sellers on extraterrestrials, 1108 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:26,541 but I've never met one. 1109 00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:29,291 So, thank you. 1110 00:59:31,583 --> 00:59:34,208 Thank you my friend. 1111 00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:35,041 - Friend. 1112 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,083 - Get her home. 1113 00:59:39,583 --> 00:59:42,375 - God, he thinks he can pull this a week before our wedding. 1114 00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:43,708 He's dead. 1115 00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:45,666 I'm gonna get the day that I deserve, I've been planning 1116 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,291 18 months for this. 1117 00:59:48,625 --> 00:59:50,208 - Do you love him Susan? 1118 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:51,791 - Shut up Janis. 1119 00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:54,708 (tires squealing) 1120 00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:55,916 - Did you cheat on Joe? 1121 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:58,041 - What? 1122 00:59:58,041 --> 01:00:01,041 Karen, we've known each other since we were six. 1123 01:00:01,041 --> 01:00:03,750 - Exactly, you slept with Jim Delurgio when you knew 1124 01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:06,000 he was gonna ask me to prom. 1125 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,416 - And when you knew I was stupid crazy about Darren Moore 1126 01:00:08,416 --> 01:00:12,000 you had sex with him on grad night after I said 1127 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,458 he had a 14 inch dick. 1128 01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:14,291 (scoffing) 1129 01:00:14,291 --> 01:00:15,583 - It was 11 at best. 1130 01:00:15,583 --> 01:00:17,458 - It was supposed to be my 11. 1131 01:00:21,458 --> 01:00:24,250 - [Susan] You're uninvited! 1132 01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:27,000 (dramatic music) 1133 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,041 - Hello? 1134 01:00:46,583 --> 01:00:47,500 - Fuck. 1135 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:48,333 Where'd everybody go? 1136 01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:49,458 - No fucking clue. 1137 01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:50,500 So what do you think? 1138 01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:55,541 - Well, if he really is out with Blair O'Conner, 1139 01:00:55,541 --> 01:00:57,791 his fiancee doesn't stand a chance. 1140 01:00:57,791 --> 01:00:59,708 - No, about this place. 1141 01:00:59,708 --> 01:01:00,541 - Oh. 1142 01:01:02,791 --> 01:01:04,541 Looks like a lightening strike. 1143 01:01:04,541 --> 01:01:05,708 - And the green shampoo? 1144 01:01:07,041 --> 01:01:11,791 - Unscented's a little strange, but, there's nothing here. 1145 01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:12,625 - You hungry? 1146 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:15,541 - Yeah. 1147 01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:20,958 - Dr. Lee. 1148 01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:21,916 - [Dr. Lee] What do you want? 1149 01:01:21,916 --> 01:01:25,625 - I'm a friend of Joe's, if I'm right 1150 01:01:25,625 --> 01:01:27,291 he was here with Blair O'Conner. 1151 01:01:28,291 --> 01:01:32,208 But not the real Blair O'Conner if you know what I mean. 1152 01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:35,083 If I am right, can I talk to you? 1153 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,541 (buzzing in) 1154 01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:43,375 ♪ Dance like a stripper ♪ 1155 01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:44,750 ♪ Dance dance like a stripper ♪ 1156 01:01:44,750 --> 01:01:46,416 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Dance like a stripper ♪ 1157 01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:48,083 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Dance like a stripper ♪ 1158 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:49,750 ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Dance dance like a stripper ♪ 1159 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:51,541 ♪ Flex for hundreds you getting 'em ♪ 1160 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,125 ♪ Dance like a stripper ♪ 1161 01:01:53,125 --> 01:01:55,000 ♪ Pop your pussy like a stripper 'cause he told you ♪ 1162 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,416 - You okay? 1163 01:01:56,416 --> 01:01:58,208 ♪ Fuck that pole like a stripper ♪ 1164 01:01:58,208 --> 01:01:59,583 ♪ Run it back like a stripper ♪ 1165 01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:01,500 - No, I'm not. 1166 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:04,416 ♪ I got dick I be all that ♪ ♪ EBT, baby all that ♪ 1167 01:02:04,416 --> 01:02:05,791 - Do you wanna get high? 1168 01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:06,625 ♪ Run it back ♪ 1169 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:08,541 ♪ You know I'm lying I need all that ♪ 1170 01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:09,375 - Okay. 1171 01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:15,833 - Well? 1172 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:17,416 - They were here 15 minutes ago. 1173 01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:22,875 - So was it the real Blair or was it not the real Blair? 1174 01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:25,833 - It was the real Blair, Joe had a last minute chance 1175 01:02:25,833 --> 01:02:26,875 to interview her. 1176 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:28,416 - So where are they now? 1177 01:02:28,416 --> 01:02:31,416 - Joe took her home, no selfie tonight. 1178 01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:34,166 - That sucks. 1179 01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:35,000 - So it's over. 1180 01:02:36,333 --> 01:02:37,458 - At least for tonight. 1181 01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:42,750 - Got another hour, should we get a drink? 1182 01:02:43,666 --> 01:02:44,875 - Yeah. 1183 01:02:44,875 --> 01:02:45,708 - Yeah. 1184 01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:51,291 (upbeat music) 1185 01:02:51,291 --> 01:02:52,625 - Are you ready to go home? 1186 01:02:57,458 --> 01:02:58,291 - Home. 1187 01:03:14,166 --> 01:03:17,083 (machine whirring) 1188 01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:34,500 - I don't know if that was long enough. 1189 01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:42,583 - Fixed. 1190 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:47,583 - Fixed. 1191 01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:52,916 - Happy kissing. 1192 01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:39,250 - Maybe it didn't work? 1193 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:42,000 (dramatic music) 1194 01:05:10,916 --> 01:05:12,125 No mother ship? 1195 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,041 Come on, beam me up! 1196 01:05:29,208 --> 01:05:30,791 ♪ Hey I don't know you ♪ 1197 01:05:30,791 --> 01:05:35,791 ♪ But you're making me feel some type a way ♪ 1198 01:05:36,875 --> 01:05:41,875 ♪ I look in your eyes and I don't wanna look away ♪ 1199 01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:50,125 ♪ When you come closer perhaps I may stay ♪ 1200 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:58,375 ♪ Staring at your lips but I can't hear what you say ♪ 1201 01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:04,000 ♪ Do you feel ♪ 1202 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,291 - [Joe] Fuck, whatever. 1203 01:06:05,291 --> 01:06:09,916 ♪ It too ♪ 1204 01:06:09,916 --> 01:06:14,750 ♪ Am I just crazy or am I falling for you ♪ 1205 01:06:18,541 --> 01:06:19,375 - [Joe] Fuck. 1206 01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:23,291 ♪ Just crazy or are you falling for me ♪ 1207 01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:26,125 - [Joe] That can't be good. 1208 01:06:26,125 --> 01:06:31,125 ♪ Are we just crazy or are we falling in love ♪ 1209 01:06:33,291 --> 01:06:37,125 ♪ Am I in love ♪ 1210 01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:41,250 ♪ Are we in love ♪ 1211 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:45,916 ♪ Am I in love ♪ 1212 01:06:45,916 --> 01:06:48,166 ♪ With you ♪ 1213 01:06:49,875 --> 01:06:53,166 (doorbell ringing) 1214 01:06:53,166 --> 01:06:54,000 - Seriously? 1215 01:06:57,083 --> 01:06:57,916 Hey Stacy. 1216 01:06:59,250 --> 01:07:00,083 - Crazy night? 1217 01:07:00,958 --> 01:07:03,208 - Yeah, more than you know. 1218 01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:05,208 - I heard you got into it with Murph. 1219 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,416 - Yeah, he was just talking some shit. 1220 01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:14,250 - It's all true, she's been cheating on you 1221 01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:16,083 for the last nine months. 1222 01:07:17,625 --> 01:07:19,166 - You knew? 1223 01:07:19,166 --> 01:07:22,208 - Not the whole time, but yeah, I knew. 1224 01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:26,000 - Why didn't you tell me? 1225 01:07:29,166 --> 01:07:30,000 - Because 1226 01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:36,416 I'm sort of in love with you and if I was the one 1227 01:07:36,416 --> 01:07:40,166 who broke up your marriage you would never talk to me again. 1228 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:42,125 I couldn't stand that. 1229 01:07:44,166 --> 01:07:45,125 - Wait, what? 1230 01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:47,916 Why are you telling me now? 1231 01:07:48,791 --> 01:07:51,083 - Because Murphy is your best friend, you can't cut him 1232 01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:52,750 outta your life. 1233 01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:57,291 - Listen, Murph isn't going anywhere, okay? 1234 01:07:59,916 --> 01:08:00,958 Do you wanna come in? 1235 01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:04,166 - Hell yeah. 1236 01:08:06,875 --> 01:08:08,125 - So he cheated on you? 1237 01:08:09,375 --> 01:08:12,208 - Yeah, a week before our wedding. 1238 01:08:13,666 --> 01:08:14,708 - That is fucked up. 1239 01:08:17,416 --> 01:08:19,166 - So, you called off the wedding. 1240 01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:22,500 - No, I didn't, 1241 01:08:24,833 --> 01:08:26,083 he's my soulmate. 1242 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,666 (both laughing) 1243 01:08:32,083 --> 01:08:33,166 - No such thing. 1244 01:08:34,083 --> 01:08:35,750 It's flashback 2002. 1245 01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:42,583 - Piss off. 1246 01:08:42,583 --> 01:08:44,791 What do you two losers know about soulmates? 1247 01:08:44,791 --> 01:08:46,791 - Only that they don't exist. 1248 01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:49,958 - You got a picture of this guy? 1249 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:50,791 - Yeah. 1250 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,666 - I know that dude. 1251 01:08:57,666 --> 01:08:58,666 We saw him tonight. 1252 01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:03,583 - Oh yeah, that's Blair O'Conner's new boyfriend. 1253 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:05,750 (sighing) 1254 01:09:21,375 --> 01:09:24,166 ♪ Mm-mm ♪ 1255 01:09:24,166 --> 01:09:28,291 ♪ You got my attention baby ♪ 1256 01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:32,250 ♪ And I can't make a move ♪ 1257 01:09:32,250 --> 01:09:35,750 ♪ Like a child I must start from love ♪ 1258 01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:38,041 - Are you sure you wanna do this? 1259 01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:40,208 - Hey, who's gonna believe me anyway, right? 1260 01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:41,125 Let's go for it. 1261 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:44,666 All right it's Monday, welcome to another episode 1262 01:09:44,666 --> 01:09:47,583 of Corellians In Freighters Drinking Coffee. 1263 01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:48,666 I'm Joe. 1264 01:09:48,666 --> 01:09:50,208 - And I'm Murph. 1265 01:09:50,208 --> 01:09:52,958 - All right Murph, how was your weekend? 1266 01:09:52,958 --> 01:09:55,000 - Pretty good, nothing too exciting. 1267 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,166 How 'bout yourself? 1268 01:09:56,166 --> 01:09:57,916 - Well, I'm glad you asked. 1269 01:09:59,916 --> 01:10:01,791 Do I have a story to tell you. 1270 01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:03,041 (upbeat music)78020

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