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Huh?
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Here we go.
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Sea monster off our bow.
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Take the wheel, Captain Dad.
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Nah, you got this, Lana.
Besides, I got my hands full.
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Hey, what’s in this, Dr. Chopov?
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Nothing yet.
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Order up, Helmet Hugo.
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I remember the drill.
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A little musical
accompaniment, Greta.
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Hey, you attacked us!
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And that tentacle will
grow back, you big baby.
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Aha.
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Ha!
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Wow, we’ve gotten good
at questing.
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No wonder we’re crushing it
on the leaderboard.
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It’s like nothing can go wrong
for us now.
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Lana Longbeard shall lament
the day she usurped
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the heroic
Horatius Hoffenstance.
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So much lamenting.
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Oh, Horatius.
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Maybe try questing
instead of ruminating
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over being number two.
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Also, do something
about your hair.
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It’s upsetting.
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Admiral Lovejoy was right.
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It was time
for my ultimate quest payback.
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Thanks to Lana,
I knew the Titans still existed.
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And they wanted their stuff back
that I possessed,
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which I would trade
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for the Titans
to use their power
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to restore me to the top
of the leaderboard forever!
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Set sail
for the Island of Titans.
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But Cap’n,
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legend says that’s beyond
the Mist of Mistrust.
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Then I trust
you’d better get me there.
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But as the journey went on,
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I strangely began
to mistrust my crew
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and decided to continue alone.
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{\an8}To forge my destiny!
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Did you make any sense of that?
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Maybe he wants
to join our Game of Fates.
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He did bring back
all of our pieces.
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Yes! How delightful, Sister.
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I’ll prepare the contraption.
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Wait! I’m here to make a trade.
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Once again, we can play with
the fates of the Ten Realms.
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Uh...
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do you remember
what the rules are?
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Uh, vaguely.
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We’ve been making them up
since we were Toddler Titans.
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We roll the dice,
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pick a card,
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spin this little guy,
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and watch as we reset
the Realms for funsies.
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Ah, pretty tricky, Sis.
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Looks like the Realms are in
for a bit of war.
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Huh?
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Huh?
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We’ll be fine, as long
as we stick together, okay?
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Whoa.
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Pinch me. I’m dreaming.
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Happy 12th birthday, Lana.
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But I turned 12
months ago, Grammy.
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Besides,
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I should be questing
with my dad right now.
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Happy, uh, being 12.
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- Huh?
- Now get on board.
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You got a lot to learn before
we go conquer the Ten Realms
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for Longbeard glory!
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Again, I’ve been 12
for a while now.
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And I joined the Guild
to explore, not conquer, Dad.
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You can explore all you want
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after we sink
every ship in the Guild.
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Dr. Chops, you gotta help.
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Everyone’s gone bananas
except me!
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Doctor?
I’m the opposite of that.
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Like a doctor
who lost their license
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for getting to choppy.
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That’s me, Choppy Chopov.
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Together,
we are Warriors of Andar!
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Uh, cool.
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So, anyone see Boreas?
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He’s gotta see some sense.
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Boreas?
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Whatever you do,
don’t say his name thrice.
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- Whose name?
- Boreas the Merciless?
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Oops. Just said it.
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Everyone on lookout
for a sneak attack.
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Ugh.
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There must be someone
in the Realms
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who knows
this reality ain’t right.
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Psst.
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Huh?
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Helmut Hugo?
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What are you doing up there
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when you’re also down there?
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It’s me, Horatius.
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And I may have made
a teeny whoopsie
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trying to make a deal
with the Titans.
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What? Why would you do that?
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Long story. No time.
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Just rescue me before they throw
the Realms into chaos.
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Too late. Already happening.
And why would I help you?
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Because
everyone has their nature.
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I’m a lovable rogue
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and you’re
a natural born helper.
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So help!
The Realms are counting on you.
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No, no, no, no.
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No guilting me
into cleaning up your mess.
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Just destroy
the Dice of Destiny yourself!
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Oh, somebody knows a thing
or two about the Game of Fates.
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I may have rolled it once.
Or twice.
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Ha.
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Wait. That’s why you and I
are the only ones
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who know what’s going on.
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All the more reason for you
to help me defeat them for me.
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Oh, fishsticks.
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Captain Hiromu, Durango,
Sorlak, and...
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BoBo?
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Why are you on the Golden Goose?
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Because it’s my ship.
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And I demand to be called
Glorious Boreas.
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This reality is getting
weirder and weirder.
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All hail Empress Lovejoy!
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All hail Empress Lovejoy!
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Hail accepted.
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Now battle!
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Last ship floating
stays in the Guild!
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Wait!
What is the point of a guild
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if we battle each other
to the end?
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For our entertainment, duh.
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Well,
I guess some folks never change.
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All right.
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- Huh?
- That’s enough.
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If you won’t listen to words,
137
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maybe you’ll listen to a song
that I’m making up on the spot.
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So no notes.
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No. Never stop a Longbeard
from making a fool of themself.
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♪ Well, I remember you ♪
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♪ Though you don’t remember me ♪
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♪ So let me tell all you
This ain’t reality ♪
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♪ We’ve sailed high and low
Fighting monsters and foes ♪
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♪ To save the Ten Realms
Why? Because we’re heroes ♪
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♪ Now we can do that again ♪
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♪ ’Cause questing
Is our passion ♪
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♪ And don’t that sound
Better than ♪
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♪ Mutually-assured
Destruction? ♪
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I am leaking oil.
Am I defective?
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No. It’s our hearts
that are defective.
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Listen to my daughter.
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Why is nothing happening?
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I’m bored!
154
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You probably didn’t spin
the human hard enough.
155
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My turn!
156
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Oh.
157
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Not again. I can’t keep
starting over like this.
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Happy 12th birthday, Lana.
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Thanks, but no time. I gotta
prepare for something big.
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Yup. By big, I meant Titans.
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First, I’d have to try
a crazy strategy
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I’ve never done before:
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Making a plan with steps.
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Number one,
chart the way to the Titans.
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Number two, learn science
to avoid the Mist of Mistrust.
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Number three,
train to not go berserker
167
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while the Titans
keep resetting reality,
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which they were doing a lot.
169
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One minute,
it’s non-stop party time.
170
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Then a pimple pandemic.
171
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And worst of all, giant Gwarts!
172
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But they couldn’t reset my mind,
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which was growing
as big as Bo’s.
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Bo... I miss Bo.
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But this time, I’m ready.
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Happy 12th birthday, Lana.
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Be right back after I destroy
the Game of Fates.
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Good girl. The Titans
will never see us coming.
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Unless they roll another reset
and we gotta redo this.
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Go, go, go!
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Did you just destroy the dice
that you already lost for eons?
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You’re the one who dropped it!
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-What took you so long?
-Shh.
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00:10:22,025 --> 00:10:26,425
Oh, the intruder
has invited friends.
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All the more to play with.
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Ow!
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No!
188
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No!
189
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It looks like
we’ve got a new addition
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to our game,
Brother Gargantamog.
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