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Why does everything
he trades me always break?
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Ever consider giving
Junk Imp a wide berth?
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{\an8}Yeah, after I make him
give back all my stuff
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{\an8} and throw in
an apology for free.
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Raising Viking Children
for Dummies, Chapter 2.
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"Mistakes will be made." Ugh.
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Here we go.
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Enough
with your dodgy deals, Junk Imp.
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Give me back all my stuff. Now!
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Er... what stuff?
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This! All of this is mine.
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Like that macaroni
self-portrait of me,
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which I noodle-doodled.
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All right.
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As one of my most cherished
customers,
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please accept this apology
flower on the house.
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Wait. Is that a...?
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It is!
It’s a forget-me flower.
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I can’t believe you’re trying
to make me forget
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why I came here!
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Why did you come here?
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Oh, I’ll make sure
you never forget.
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Huh?
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Who are you?
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Oh, no idea. Who are you?
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No idea.
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-Who are we?
-Who are we?
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Oh, Junk Imp,
employee of the month.
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Way to go, me.
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Looks like I work
for this hunk of junk, too.
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Mmh, which means we must be
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Junk Imp and the Trash Kid.
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How dare you
put your name first?
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It should be
"Trash Kid and Junk Imp."
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What do you think we do exactly?
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Judging by that trading charter
and all this junk,
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I’d take a wild guess
and say we’re traders.
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Whoa.
Let’s get trading, partner.
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Uh, Cap’n?
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{\an8} Lana’s not back
from complaining to Junk Imp.
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{\an8}Wanna fire a warning shot
across his bow?
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Actually, no.
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Raising Viking Children
for Dummies says
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I need to let her learn
from her mistakes.
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Oh, like that time she traded
half the Mighty Windbreaker
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for those sparkle spores?
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Take the wheel.
And also, replace it.
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There’s gotta be
a chapter in here
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about impish bad influences.
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Rule number one
of the Trading Charter:
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"Trade fair, but make sure
you get your fair share."
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Sounds fair.
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You’re gonna have to read
the rest later,
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’cause we got our first
unsuspecting customer,
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Trash Kid.
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Ahoy there! In need of seeds?
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Oh, well, thank you kindly,
but I’ve got crops aplenty.
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But you don’t have...
these crops.
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See, these are mystery seeds.
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The agricultural equivalent
of a lottery ticket.
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Oh, well, all’s I got to trade
is this rusty watering can.
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Oh! The rust patina
is exquisite.
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We could easily turn this
into a noodle strainer.
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Or... Or...
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Or we could get a fairer share,
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just like the charter says.
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Ooh, like the farmer’s
prize coiffawn?
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For random seeds?
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{\an8}Random seeds which could grow...
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Uh, magical beanstalks
leading to...
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A mighty sky turtle.
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That lays golden, uh...
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-Golden egg!
-Sandwiches!
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{\an8}-Golden egg sandwiches!
-Golden egg sandwiches!
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Sold!
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Woohoo!
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Still no sign
of the sub, Captain.
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That’s because Junk Imp traded
Lana that broken spyglass.
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And because my stubborn daughter
must still be arguing
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over another trade gone wrong.
And I am not budging
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until she comes back
having learned her lesson.
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I guess stubbornness doesn’t
fall far from the family tree.
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I mean, how about a little music
to soothe our grumpy captain?
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On three. And a one, and a two.
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Ahoy hoy!
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Got any weapons to ward off
the monster
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that terrorizes my species?
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Who needs weapons
when you got a...
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Coiffawn!
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With a bleat that’ll send
shivers down any beast’s back.
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Are you sure about that?
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Can anyone be sure
about anything
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in these crazy realms?
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Not me.
But I sure ain’t been plagued
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by no monsters since we got
this Coiffawn aboard.
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Then maybe we should keep it.
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Bye!
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Sheesh.
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Whoa.
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Oh, my gosh.
101
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I wonder if the old me
loved Flap Shacks.
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This is the life.
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{\an8} Mmh, doing good
by trading goods,
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{\an8}just like the charter says.
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Yeah, I don’t know.
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Part of me kind of liked
our old junk.
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My belly’s full,
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but our sub’s running
on near empty.
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Oh, we should trade that
for syrup!
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Or with some work
and imagination,
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we could make it something new.
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With that gunk?
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All right, let’s see
what you can do, partner.
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Sold!
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Oh!
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This candle
isn’t vanilla-scented.
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We’ve been ripped off!
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Calling all ships!
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Two grifters on the loose!
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One has pink hair and
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-both are impish!
-Both are impish!
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- Huh?
- Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee...
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Not intervening
clearly didn’t work.
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Stop the music.
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It’s time to go
save my daughter.
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Hey! Stop! Get back here!
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Ooh, look. New customers.
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Nah. I have a vague memory
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that shouting usually means
bad news in this business.
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Let’s boogie!
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Initiate protocol Hugo Express!
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Lana!
What did Junk Imp make you do?
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Everyone’s saying
you’re a grifter.
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Who’s Lana? I’m the Trash Kid.
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And nobody made me do nothing.
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I leave you alone
for two minutes.
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All right,
you’re both coming with me.
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We’d better jump ship.
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Also, any idea how to jump ship?
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Oh, this sub’s got
an escape pod,
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which is only big enough
for one imp or child.
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Huh?
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00:08:04,888 --> 00:08:07,228
Ooh. Watch
where you’re falling, Cap’n.
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How big is this tiny sub?
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It makes no sense!
Now let me through!
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Why should I?
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’Cause I’m the brains
of this operation.
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Well, I’m the beauty.
And I’m too pretty for prison!
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What is this made of?
Sea cucumber?
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Yes! It’s called upcycling!
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No!
152
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Everything on this sub
always breaks!
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Breaks! Breaks!
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That’s cold.
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Wait a second. I’m no Trash Kid.
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I’m Lana Longbeard.
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Oh, and I’m...
Oh, I’m still Junk Imp.
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But I remember everything too.
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-You’re a crook!
-You’re a crook!
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00:09:02,078 --> 00:09:03,718
-Huh? Who, me?
-Huh? Who, me?
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00:09:03,808 --> 00:09:06,908
I used to have a sub
full of precious junk
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until you traded it all
for pancakes.
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How was that a good investment?
164
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Uh, trickle-down economics.
But back up a sec.
165
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All this happened
because you ripped me off.
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Uh, I didn’t mean to.
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00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:25,398
Seeing the work and imagination
you put into this noodle doodle,
168
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:29,268
I thought you’d put in the same
into fixing all the other junk.
169
00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:32,208
See, I may not have
fancy valuables,
170
00:09:32,308 --> 00:09:36,548
but I really believe junk can be
worth something to somebody.
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A second chance, a better life.
172
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Don’t we all deserve that?
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You’re right. I never realized.
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I guess you don’t really know
someone until you go
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on a fun crime spree
together, huh?
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Friends?
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You... got a deal.
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00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:58,898
Time to face the music.
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Let’s hope it’s better
than your instruments.
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00:10:03,338 --> 00:10:05,038
-Huh? Yah!
-Wait, Dad!
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Junk Imp’s innocent. Mostly.
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00:10:07,138 --> 00:10:09,678
I pushed him into some dodgy
trades too, to be fair.
183
00:10:09,778 --> 00:10:12,918
And I guess you could turn
both of us in,
184
00:10:13,018 --> 00:10:15,188
but you wouldn’t sell out
your own daughter.
185
00:10:15,278 --> 00:10:16,578
No, siree.
186
00:10:16,688 --> 00:10:19,088
So maybe let us both
off the hook?
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00:10:19,988 --> 00:10:21,388
No deal.
188
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:24,358
Viking Parenting for Dummies,
Chapter four. "Tough love."
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Starting with community service
to repay your customers.
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Take’em away.
191
00:10:33,898 --> 00:10:37,398
Ugh, this is gonna take forever.
192
00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:39,648
Oh, why so glum, chum?
193
00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:43,178
Oh, there is enough junk
to fill my sub anew.
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We’re back in business,
Trash Kid.
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-Oh, and this one too.
-Ugh.
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I’ll take that.
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Ugh.
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