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Hmm.
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Looking for this,
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my barnacle bud?
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You read my mind,
old pal of mine.
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Hey, Admiral Lovejoy.
Heard of any cool quests lately?
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An admiral knows
all the cool quests.
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I've got the perfect one
for your daughter and cabin orc.
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They make an impressive team.
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Uh, is she talking about us?
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Well, I am a cabin orc
and you are a daughter.
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Impressive team at your service.
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Oh, too close.
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Your mission is to restore peace
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in a village
about to tear itself apart.
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Hey, fun. I'll hammer
some sense into them. Vamoose!
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No, this one's
a Lana and Boreas exclusive.
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The rest of you need
some serious team building.
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Also, is your metal man sinking?
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Dream team solo quest!
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Uh, we can stop here, Dad.
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Why? Embarrassed about
your old man dropping you off?
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Yes.
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Besides, my Viking blood
will keep me warm.
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I've got the perfect peace plan.
Reverse psychology.
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We make the villagers think
that we think
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that they'll never get along
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so they'll prove us wrong
by actually--
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Don't overthink it
when we can just wing it.
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We got this, Bo-Bo.
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Thank you for coming all the way
to our humble village.
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Welcome to the greatest town
in the tundra.
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It's the only town, Hulda.
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And that is not
our official greeting.
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Well, it's better
than yours, Alwind.
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Okay, new plan.
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We make them swap shoes
and walk a mile in them
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until they see common ground.
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Greetings, Hulda.
Greetings, Alwind.
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I'm sure Bo and I can help you
be friends like us.
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Welcome, children of the sea,
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on this journey of unity.
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Hey, aren't you that evil ogre
that terrorizes villagers?
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"Was" that evil ogre.
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Now I am become Jeff,
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builder of teams.
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Okiedokes. Let's go around
the trust circle
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and say one nice thing
about each other,
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starting on my strum.
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Psst. Half the villagers
hate round houses,
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so maybe we should try
a trust trapezoid.
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Or is that too square-adjacent?
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Those colors really suit
your personality.
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Like a rainbow exploded.
Boom.
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And thank you
for bringing frozen mushrooms
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to village pizza night.
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Cause that's what
you need in the snow:
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Cold pizza.
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I like cold pizza.
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You like everything, Yarn.
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Pick a side. Yarn.
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Time-out! Okay, let me show you.
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Bo, I love how passionate
you are about learning.
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Now you go.
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Sure. Um...
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Your singing is great
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at making gwarts flee the ship.
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Thank you.
Wait, are you making fun of me?
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Your compliment
is hurting my brain.
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Just like your riddles.
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Well, here's one.
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What's pig-headed
and pink all over?
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Hmm?
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Is it Lana Longbeard?
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Zip it, Yarn.
Nobody asked you, Yarn.
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Um, is this still
part of the exercise?
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Yeah, except
Bo's doing it wrong.
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You need to follow my lead.
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Or mine.
I've got a 42-step peace plan,
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which is 42 more than Lana.
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I like cold pizza.
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Our first team building
exercise is trust falls.
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Simply release yourself
into your partner's arms.
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Oh, watch
where you're falling, Captain.
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You're supposed to catch him,
strange metal man.
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Try again.
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So, what about,
you know, establishing peace?
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No peace
until the enemy apologizes.
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So what do y'all do for fun?
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Well, normally, tonight,
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we'd all make pizza from scratch
and argue over toppings,
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like olives,
sweet corn, pineapple.
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Pineapple?
Weird, but doesn't matter.
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Hoard the stores, my peeps,
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for pizza night shall be
ours alone.
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Um, how? And also, aren't I
the leader of these peeps?
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Yes, so dig
into enemy territory!
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And that's when the great
pizza war began.
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Over toppings.
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What was considered pizza-worthy
and who got what.
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Pizzas were sliced
in horrific ways,
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just like our community
was torn asunder,
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led by two strangers
who seemed friendly at first,
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but then yelled
for no surrender.
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Ow!
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What's happening?
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Emergency protocol.
We need to cool Lana down.
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She's going berserker.
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Lucky, the great snowball
battle was delayed
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on account of Lana
evaporating all the snow.
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But just like
the steady drum beat of war,
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I, Yarn, knew that the dawn
would bring more drama.
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So, hey, can we go home now?
Yarn's got the sleepies.
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The sleepies, Yarn?
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You're thinking
about sleep right now, Yarn?
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Don't you get what
we're fighting for, Yarn?
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We're fighting
for our way of life.
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Our right
to wear flashy clothes!
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For square houses your furniture
fits into just right!
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To stop ex-besties making
snarky comments for no reason.
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For true friends
to listen to you,
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even if they don't like it.
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At dawn, everything changes.
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Seriously,
just catch him. Like this.
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Fine! You're united in failing.
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Now leave my peaceful haven!
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Let this battle decide
who gets to decide stuff.
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Well, I decide...
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Attack!
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Huh?
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Uh, the time for trust circles
is over.
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Here's one thing we agree on.
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You two are the worst mediators
in the Ten Realms.
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You're staying here
while we have our pizza party.
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What? But you're the ones
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who've been arguing
this whole time.
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What are you even so mad about?
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Well, now that I think back,
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I'm still mad
that Alwind stood me up
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at the ice rink
all those years ago.
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Ice rink?
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But I was waiting at Rice Inc.,
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your favorite restaurant.
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You mean, all this time wasted,
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when we could've been together?
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-Having pizza.
-With pineapple?
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I hate pineapple.
But I'll change for you.
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Let's have some now!
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-Lukewarm?
-You know it.
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Ah, quest accomplished.
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Huh? What do you mean?
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Now that we're united as a crew,
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let's show off
to Lana and Boreas.
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So that's why
I made fun of your singing:
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To start a fake war
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to show everyone
how ridiculous fighting is
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and make them unite against us.
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So you riled me up on purpose.
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Why didn't you just tell me
your plan?
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Um, cause when I told you
my plans, you shut me down.
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'Cause they're too complicated.
They never work, unlike mine.
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But you never plan.
You just wing it,
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which only works 'cause
I'm here to add more steps.
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Which I simplify so you don't
trip up on all your own ideas.
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No, we need to work together.
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Yes, 'cause we make
a great team, remember?
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I think we agree. Even though
we're yelling at each other.
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Okay, how about we figure out
how to get out of here together?
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You, overthinker.
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You got it. Any ideas, hothead?
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Ha! Well, we can't go out,
but we can go under.
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Let's dig a scramming hole.
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Orcs dig best,
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but you can distract Yarn
with your soothing pipes.
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♪ Oh, for Yarn ♪
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♪ Anything goesIt goes, it goes ♪
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♪ He's not the oneTo turn up his nose ♪
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♪ His nose ♪
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♪ The only thingMakes Yarn morose ♪
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♪ Is seeing that friendsHave turned to foes ♪
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♪ Now the fighting's close ♪
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♪ It's time for Yarn's repose ♪
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Quest complete! Let's go!
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Uh, is that a mob of angry
villagers running towards us?
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Yeah, but it's a mob of united
angry villagers. Am I right?
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Now go, go, go!
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And so the great Pizza War
ended,
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leaving us with tomato
sauce stains and peace.
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Which is really hard
to wash out.
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Tomato sauce, not peace.
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Which we hope stays,
unlike those two warmongers.
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Hmm,
wonder what they're up to now.
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Let's toast to a united team.
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