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Behold, Sister Pantagog.
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I've scoured the Ten Seas
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and found our Dice of Destiny.
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At last, Brother Gargantamog.
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Now we are one step closer
to resuming our game of fates.
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After you find where we left
the activation scroll
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and bring some more schmetzels.
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Aw. You ate all the schmetzels?
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Those were for the game!
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They were going stale,
Gargantamog. Stale!
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Go on, I'll hang onto the dice.
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Oh, no, you don't. I found it.
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A shooting star!
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Make a wish, Bo. Hmm?
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I wish
it wasn't getting so close.
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So you saw a star rock?
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Or are they called rockstar?
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I really have no idea.
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I skipped science
and band practice.
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And that's why you should stay
in school, kids.
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- Who are you talking to, Dad?
- We're right here.
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And that was a meteor.
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Uh, that was no meteor.
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I distinctly glimpsed
a perfect polygon engraved
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with strange patterns.
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That was made
by intelligent hands.
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It's gotta be a Titan artifact.
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Oh, you mean like
those underpants we found
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on the quest to find
the Realms' worst smell?
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Uh?
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You remember
what Admiral Lovejoy said.
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"Any Titan artifact could be
dangerous in the wrong hands."
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We gotta get it to her
no matter what!
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Is it just me
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or does that squeal
scream Horatius Hoffenstance?
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Help!
A dozen of my guild's points
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to any crew
who'll rescue my home!
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A dozen points?
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I'm listening.
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Uh, Dad, we gotta dig out
you-know-what, remember?
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Besides, HoHo will be fine.
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He's already got
three other beach houses.
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Alas, no home is as sweet
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as where I grew up
and learned to count.
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Aw...
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...my first gold bricks.
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Oh.
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I could find a way
to save HoHo's palace
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and dig out you-know-what.
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What you-know-what?
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That's on a need
to you-know-what basis, HoHo.
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Now take your 12 guild points
and get--
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And give them to us.
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We'll take your quest, Horatius.
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Boreas, get digging you-know...
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What?
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Shh, I'm concentrating.
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I'm no ordinary orc.
I don't just dig.
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I plan first.
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Give me 72 hours...
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We don't have that kind of time.
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We're going to Flatrock
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to pick up the best diggers
in the Realms:
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Bazuba and Gurlog.
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Huh?
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Bo, we finally get to quest
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with your parents!
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Smashing. But someone must stay
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and valet my stuff and thangs.
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Eeny, meeny, miny... Lana.
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-Hmm?
-12 points and a Titan artifact.
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-Remember?
-Ugh.
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Flatrock,
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the island of ice, rock, mines,
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and orcs
famous for their digging.
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And a Titan artifact
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that's way better
than underpants.
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Well, there's more to life
than digging.
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Oh, our little Bo-tato.
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We missed you so much.
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Ma, Pa.
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I mostly go by Bo now.
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I don't know.
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Bo-tato's kinda catchy.
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Bazuba, Gurlog, it's an honor
to have you on my team.
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I take it you got
our flying fish message?
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Yes, and it was delicious.
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And we are so honored
to go on a quest
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with our little Bo-nobo.
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Now, let's get our gear
on board.
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Maybe I ought to check my eye,
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but aren't your shovels
the same?
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No. Every spade is a snowflake,
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special in its own way.
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This one's for gritty dirt.
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This one's for dirty dirt.
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This one's for partying.
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This one's for formal occasions.
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This one's lucky.
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This one's unlucky.
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Wait, why an unlucky shovel?
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To keep us on our toes,
of course.
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Enough.
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I mean, we're kind of
on a time crunch here,
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so pick your favorite shovel
and let's get questing.
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Please.
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Come on!
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Come on.
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We haven't even cleared out
the second ballroom.
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Second ballroom?
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But when have you ever had
any balls?
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My goons and I hold
a cotillion every Sunday.
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I may even invite you
as a bonus for this quest.
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I'll pass on the bonus.
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We'll get one more thing,
so pick carefully.
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All right,
we got two big quests in one,
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so here's my ideas on how we get
that Titan artifact
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and save HoHo's palace.
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Ooh, we're gonna need
some brain food for this.
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Hey, where have my snerks gone?
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Whoops.
Sometimes they like to hide.
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Here, let me
dig them out for ya.
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The snerk ship is
a-coming into port.
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Uh, can we get back to me?
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Well, of course,
my little Bo-nana.
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Those parents are
way more fun than Bor...
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Er, more fun than boring,
is what I meant.
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Yep.
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Ma, Pa, we need to talk.
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Oh, are you going to read us
a bedtime story?
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One with a mind map, please.
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Sorry, not tonight.
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We need to plan our quests.
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Why plan when we can do
what we always do?
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We dig.
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Digging
isn't the solution
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to everything.
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Please follow my lead.
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My crew is counting on me.
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Oh, I don't know
about this, Gurlog.
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You know how Bo gets in
over his head.
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Like in orc-engarten,
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when he tried to fix
a water fountain
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and turned all the toilets
into geysers.
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His teacher had to take
early retirement.
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But our Bo's a big boy now.
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He knows what he's doing.
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I'm sure it's here somewhere.
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Yes! Found it!
Horatius Hoffenstance II.
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Poor thing.
You must be traumatized.
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We risked our necks
for HoHo... Ho?
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Shh. Don't listen to her.
She's cruel.
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We gotta go.
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But he needs a special comb.
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Dad, you're just in time.
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Me and HoHo barely
made it out and...
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HoHoHo? Wait, where did HoHo go?
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How many HoHoHoHos are there?
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Never mind.
Orcs, do your digging magic.
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No can do, Captain.
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Our Bo-rito's got
a much better plan.
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Hello.
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It's so nice to meet you.
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Bo-rito?
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Aw, I love it.
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Just Bo, please.
Simple, like my 532-step plan.
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Step one,
we drill a hole in the cliff
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right above the artifact.
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Two, we insert
a giant magnet into the hole
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that yoinks the artifact
out of the cliff and...
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Er, wait,
we need a giant magnet.
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Silly me. Back to step 1B.
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Build a magnet.
But first, I need to calculate
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its magnetic field
according to the... tides.
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You okay, Bo-rito?
Boreas.
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No. Look at me.
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I made things
way too complicated.
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Just like in orc-engarten.
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How is Miss Orzul?
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Oh, fine.
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As long as she stays away
from water fountains.
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Ugh. Listen, I'm sorry
I ignored your advice.
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I was being... bone-headed.
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Don't.
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A little help digging me
out of the hole I dug myself?
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You got it.
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Again? Oh, okay.
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Permission to shovel?
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Uh, that all you got?
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Uh-huh. Bo asked us to bring
only our favorite shovels,
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so we picked the ones
he made us in orc-engarten.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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- But that's never gonna work.
- Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Ooh.
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Hmm?
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I've got an idea.
Greta, get your forging tools.
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Slowly. Steady.
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Lana. I found
little Horatius' comb.
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Wait, what's
with the golden shovel?
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Where's my gold?
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You're all fired!
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You're hired again. Help!
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Okay, forget the artifact.
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Stabilize the palace.
I'll take care of HoHo.
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Slide down, HoHo!
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HoHo?
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Come on. HoHoHo needs his papa.
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Hot diggity.
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That was some stellar shoveling.
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We couldn't have done it
without you, son.
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And that giant golden shovel.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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It almost makes me forget
about the Titan artifact.
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A Titan artifact?
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Er... Oh, look
how HoHoHo missed you.
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Oh, you did, didn't you?
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You're just the cutest,
most handsome little thing.
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This game is for mortal morons.
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Your turn to find the dice.
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00:10:29,597 --> 00:10:31,598
Why? You lost it, Butterfingers.
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Wanna play Go Fish?
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00:10:37,305 --> 00:10:38,305
Hmm-hm.
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