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I, Lana Longbeard of the Mighty Windbreaker,

am setting sail aboard the ship of Captain Hiromu,

a rare journey

that will test the bounds of robot-human friendship!

Inquiry. To whom are you addressing your dialogue?

I'm just setting the scene for our big adventure.

I detect no audience present.

Preliminary assessment suggests delirium.

Recommendation: Immediate intervention

-and possible termination. -Hmm?

Don't pay any attention. He's harmless.

Lana, are you sure you want to go

on this guild crew exchange?

It's just for a day, Dad.

And there's so much Stonk and I can learn

from each other's crew.

The educational value of voyaging

with the Mighty Windbreaker is negligible.

However, I'm happy to demonstrate my superiority.

Stonk is right.

I'm not sure what he's going to learn

aboard your ship.

My bots were built for maximum productivity.

I know what you mean.

My crew is also a well-oiled machine.

♪ I grab my mop I take a stance ♪

Incoming!

Now they are sufficiently well-oiled.

Ha. I made a comedic callback.

So, Captain Hiromu,

what's your secret to smooth sailing?

No secret.

My crew's just programmed to follow my every order.

-Wow, that sounds very... -Efficient.

I built them to do their job and that's what they do.

What's your name?

I am designated Toilet Polish.

They're named for their functions.

Must polish toilet.

Commencing Lana's deck swabbing integration.

Welcome to the crew, Lana.

Hmm.

You can call me Deck Swabber.

I am designated Deck Swabber.

You are designated Deck Swabber Number 3.

♪ I grab my mop I take a stance ♪

♪ Swabbing the deck I start to dance ♪

♪ Slide to the left... ♪

Deck swabber Number 3,

please identify vocal and physical activity.

I'm singing and dancing.

On my ship, we make cleaning fun with a song.

♪ Twirl to the right ♪

♪ Scrub the deck So it shines bright ♪

Warning. Non-sanctioned work event.

Danger. Danger.

I guess Captain Hiromu didn't program you to have any fun.

Attempting to locate fun.

System alert. Fun cannot be found.

As captain, I have very high standards.

I expect the Mighty Windbreaker to be ship shape. Huh?

Gwarts? But they're multiplying!

I thought Sprog got rid of these.

Oh.

Sorry, Cap'n.

We're just, er,

testing the aerodynamics of an anchor.

Lie detected.

Claim that anchor is aerodynamic

defies laws of physics and ship's authority.

Yeesh. I said "Captain."

Compliance is not optional.

Consider reassigning subject to non-breathing status.

Not before I consider using you for spare parts.

Okay, okay.

How about we all take a deep breath

and get back to work?

Yes, Cap'n.

Wow. No one argued or rolled their eyes

or complained that I woke them up.

As captain, respect is required for efficiency.

Resistance is unadvised.

I like it.

How about you make the ship efficient,

while I go take a respected captain's nap?

Mission accepted.

Are you sure I can't help you on this quest, Captain Hiromu?

Help retrieve a stolen sand crystal from a serpent?

It's too dangerous. I never quest with my bots.

You stay here and keep them busy.

Wish me luck.

Hmm...

Huh?

I think the bots could use a break.

Inquiry. What is a break?

A break is when you take time off from work to relax.

Are there breaks on your ship?

Oh, probably too many.

With all the work you do, you bots need a holiday.

Inquiry. What is a holiday?

It's like a break, but longer.

You can sing and dance the days away, or sleep in.

It helps you recharge.

Recharge required. Initializing holiday mode.

Holiday mode.

Holiday mode. Holiday mode.

No, wait. I didn't mean take a holiday now.

Come back!

Holiday mode. Holiday mode. Holiday mode.

Okay.

Don't you just love a good snooze?

Oh, Hugo? Why are you napping on the deck?

I... I just need a... a one-minute break.

Consider yourself fortunate I have not broken you.

Captain, save us!

Stonk, what are you doing?

Making the ship efficient.

Captain's orders. We need a new crew.

Those weren't my orders!

Correct. Recalculating.

Your lack of authority is the reason

this ship is not ship shape.

What is happening right now? Stop! I'm the captain!

Initiating solo operation mode.

I am the captain now.

Lana! I got the crystal!

Come on, let's move. Go, go, go, go!

Bots, fire up the engines!

Phew! That worked up a sweat.

Uh, commencing cooling down mode.

And an appetite.

Initiating snack time offering.

Thank you.

Bots, please convert systems

and augment acceleration by 49.4%.

Er, initializing, um, that. Totally.

Lana, where's my crew?

They decided to go on... holiday.

Holiday? But they're bots. They don't need a vacation.

What in the Ten Realms?

Bots, return to the pressure cooker at once.

Your systems need a reboot.

System reboot unauthorized.

Opting for holiday mode.

Holiday mode. Holiday mode.

Holiday mode? Lana, what did you do to my bots?

Actually, I think it's because of what you didn't do.

Me?

A crew is supposed to be a family.

Your crew doesn't get breaks. They don't even have real names.

I didn't know they wanted that.

I should've asked.

It's never too late.

Huh?

Look, it's my--

-Stonk? -Stonk?

Unauthorized marine disturbance detected.

Prepare for retaliation.

Wait. No, no, no.

Stonk, where's my dad and the rest of the crew?

Crew has been reassigned to wooden containment units.

Non-compliance has been rectified.

Lana, help! We're in the barrels!

Oh, Stonk.

I got you, Dad!

Your actions display unexpected efficiency.

Oops. Didn't know it could swim.

Holiday mode disrupted.

Initiating... Whoa... response.

My bots!

If that serpent knocks them into the water,

they'll have a total system failure.

Wait! They're sea bots and they're not waterproof?

I never meant for them to leave my ship.

-Oh, that sounds bad. -Mm-hmm.

If that serpent wants this sand crystal so badly,

he can have it!

Whoa.

Oops.

Panic mode activated.

Whoa!

Hold tight, Toilet Polish. Er, I mean... Ted.

Ted.

Designation accepted. Designation accepted.

The captain rescued Toilet Ted.

Of course I did. We're a family.

Aw!

It's time I start treating you like one.

Oh.

Lana!

Dad!

Hmm.

You don't mess with my family.

Or mine.

Hug mode activated.

That's a bit tight, Stonk.

Turns out we all had something

to learn from each other.

Right, Stonk?

Initiating celebration sequence.

Adjust settings to party mode.

Warning. Prolonged rhythmic movements

may trigger excessive happiness.

System upgrade complete. Fun mode activated.

Fun, fun, fun mode! Fun, fun, fun mode!

Fun, fun, fun mode!

Fun, fun, fun mode! Fun, fun, fun mode!