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I, Lana Longbeard,

come from a family that is the stuff of legend.

Not only am I the daughter of Andar,

Quester of Quests,

but also of Otsana, my way cooler mom.

You just think Otsana's cooler

because you don't see her every day like me.

Now help me cinch my belt.

Dad, I thought you were cutting down on coconut crisps.

Definitely not as cool as Otsana.

Yeah, and nothing tops her school

for Magically Gifted Creatures.

I know an imp who went there.

Said he could make coins disappear into his ears.

He can't hear a thing and jiggles when he walks.

Perhaps Otsana could train Sprog.

Down, girl. No croconut crisps for you.

Yum! I quest for croconut crisps.

And I quest to help my mom lead her class

through their final test.

Loric Island, ahoy!

Lana wanna Mama!

And Mama wanna Lana!

Hey, quit it, Mom!

I'll always be amazed at how you do that.

How do you do that?

Well, okay. Yeah, Otsana is cooler than me.

No doubt. Have fun, you two.

Don't miss me too much.

Are you kidding?

This will be the most relaxing day I've had

since you came aboard.

Excuse me while I go work out.

You'll never believe all the quests I've been on.

I met a Titan that was huge!

And I even saved Dad from a sea serpent.

Oh, not bad, Lana Bean.

Oh, and you would've loved my class of Fuffle Monsters.

Adorable. But so easy to get under your feet.

I also defeated the Beard of Evil

after wearing it all day.

But I digress.

This quest is about helping you train your students.

Yeah, that'll be fun.

Or chaotic. Let's find out which.

So, what kind of creatures will we be training?

Wildersprites. And boy, they are something else.

Whoa. Amaze-dorbs.

Yeah, for now.

All right, listen up, you little rascals.

Lana is my assistant today, so come say hello.

Nicely.

Don't make me repeat myself!

Geep geep gree!

Aw, now that's more like it.

"Geep geep gree" to you, too.

That means they're happy to meet you.

Or that they're hungry.

It's a complicated language.

Gree!

Wow, I'll never get over how you control

going in and out of wolf mode just like that.

I've learned how to channel my emotions.

Plus, it's useful in a pinch.

Oh, like that time when you were a toddler

and climbed up this big tree. Aw.

And then it started to hike down south for the winter.

Mom, maybe get back to how I can help you out here.

Ah, training is easy.

Just make sure they don't burn anything down

with their fire burps.

Or sparkle into a tree like last week.

And three.

Captain, what are our orders?

So, the day I wanna sleep is the day

you all choose to be motivated?

-It's just that... -We're bored.

I mean, Lana usually rocks out on ukulele

about our latest quest before our siesta.

Well, after that, I'll never sleep again.

To move things back into place,

I just use this little gizmo.

Ah, let's see here.

There we go.

Now, what were we talking about again?

How cool would it be to have fur.

As long as it doesn't itch too much. Does it?

Only in the summer, on account of the moth-squitoes.

Fuzzy and bitey.

So, will I ever be able to wolf out like you?

And can it be today?

Well, don't get your hopes up, kiddo.

That power can skip a generation. Or five.

Your great-grand-pappy was a loup-garou.

Or else he had fancy dentures. No one's quite sure.

But I could still end up

having some other kind of superpower, right?

Like telekinesis.

Urgh, that's okay, Lana Bean.

I'll just reset the obstacle course

for the graduation test... again.

No, let me. Please?

Take a break. I got this. Relax.

Why won't you relax so I can relax?

'Cause it's time for Kraken Ball.

Lana's always the Kraken, but she's not here.

And you're the closest Longbeard, so...

Then will you let me relax?

Ah, can't get past me. I'm the Kraken.

Roar. Roar.

Booyah!

1-0. First one to 90 wins.

Okay, let's see how this works.

Cute, but quit it.

I'm trying to help my mom. You know, Wolf Mom.

I know. Watch this!

No, wait! Give it back, please!

Um, geep geep gree?

Oh, come on! This is not a game!

Okay, maybe it is, but give it back now!

Oh, fishsticks.

It's not what it looks like.

Oh, Lana Bean. Did you go berserker?

No. I mean... yeah. Maybe just a teeny bit.

How'd you know?

Aw, mothers know.

Plus, I heard you from the other end of the island.

I'm sorry I ruined our visit.

I just wanted to be as cool as you.

It's kind of a personal quest.

You are cool! You're an adventurer.

And we're both way cooler than your dad. Mmh?

Ha! Sure.

But why can't I stay cool like you when stuff goes wrong?

I mean, I just lose it.

And I want to go... And then...

I swear that wasn't me this time.

I know, but we've gotta find those Wildersprites

before they get into trouble.

Work with me, Lana Bean.

Take a deep breath, focus, and giddy up.

Wait. Giddy up?

Still so cool.

Yah! That's it.

You're all going to bed after one bedtime story...

about how I met Lana's mother.

Ooh, this should be juicy.

Once upon a time, I had the life

of a gallant, freewheeling adventurer.

I was out exploring the wilds of Loric Island when I saw her.

A great wolf with glowing eyes.

At first, I thought she was going to eat me,

but I won her over with my swashbuckling charm.

Sorry, go on.

Sparks flew and we had our little Lana.

But alas, we had to part ways,

for Otsana belongs in the foret and I belong on the sea

as a captain, leading a brave but annoying crew.

Did I ever tell you about the time

I battled a hundred Monster Slappy Toads?

It was--

Yes.

Look, over there!

What's wrong, little fella?

Whoa, so Dad wasn't just making up Monster Slappy Toads.

We have to get down there before those two become toad food.

Are you okay? What do I do?

Start by not letting go and continue by pulling me up.

I can't! I'm not strong enough!

Darn my noodly arms!

Lana, are you going berserker right now?

What else am I supposed to do?

Sometimes I can't help being so angry!

Wait. Going berserker gave you

the strength to pull me up.

Keep it up! And focus that energy

on saving the Wildersprites, kiddo.

Geep geep gree!

Well, if that's not a superpower,

I don't know what is.

As long as you don't use it for evil, huh?

Nah.

Lana Bean would be a terrible supervillain name.

I'm back!

Just wait till you hear what I did.

Shh. Oh, by Poseidon's PJs.

I just managed to get them to sleep.

Hi, Lana.

Hey, Lana.