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One for you, you,
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you, you, you, and you.
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What is this?
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Surveys from the guild
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to judge
how I'm doing as captain.
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You may proceed.
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And be honest.
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The surveys are
totally anonymous,
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which means I won't know
who gives me which mark.
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Oh, okay.
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Remember, anything less
than top marks
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and my dad will sulk
in his cabin for a week.
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Oh, you don't need to tell me
how badly Andar takes feedback.
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Ooh!
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You know, Captain,
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perhaps you should
braid your beard
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to stop it from getting
in your soup.
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Oh, my dad's
kind of all or nothing.
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Great when he's all.
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Not so great when he's nothing.
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Time's up.
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I probably don't even need
to read these,
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but just to make it official,
I will.
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Ten, ten, ten, of course,
one, ten...
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Oh, no.
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One?
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One?
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Here comes the all.
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One?
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If one of you thinks
I'm the worst captain ever,
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then maybe none of you
will have a captain at all!
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And there's the nothing.
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Dad?
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I am not coming out of here
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until that crew member
confesses to their crime.
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You mean the crime of honestly
filling out an anonymous survey?
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Ah!
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You seem to know a lot
about this crime.
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Maybe too much.
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It wasn't me!
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Anyway, no one's ever gonna
tell their captain
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what they really think of them.
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Hmm, you're right.
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The crew won't tell
their captain,
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but they might tell someone
who's not their captain.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Hello, beautiful.
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Ugh, this deck needs a swabbing.
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Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee, mee.
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-Uh-huh, uh-huh.
-Mee, mee, mee.
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Oh, really?
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We have a quest!
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But we don't have a captain.
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But technically, we do.
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He just won't leave
his quarters.
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And this quest sounds
pretty easy.
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We just have to go and repair
a lighthouse.
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And how many crew members
does it take
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to screw in a lighthouse
light bulb?
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One, two, three, four, five.
It takes five.
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Six.
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I'm, er... Mandar,
your new deck swabber.
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The universe is listening.
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Mandar, is it?
You look familiar.
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I get that a lot.
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I guess I just have that kind
of a hairdo.
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And Sprog doesn't usually
lick strangers.
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Again, must be the hair.
It gets a lot of attention.
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So do I have the job?
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Hmm.
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I should check
with my dad first.
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Your dad?
I mean, of course, your dad.
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You check with him
while I do something else.
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Woo-hoo!
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Ow.
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Dad, open up!
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No, I'm busy.
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Yeah, yeah, busy sulking.
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Anyway, there's a new guy here
named Mandar
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who says
he's the new deck swabber.
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Yep, best deck swabber
in all the realms.
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Hire him right away.
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Okay, I'll tell him right away.
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Or in, like, five seconds,
maybe.
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- Hmm?
- Good news.
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I found my sea legs.
They were in the sea.
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Hmm.
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So, your captain,
what do you think of him?
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I think of him as our captain.
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Yes, but what do you think
of him?
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Ugh, why is our deck
still so sticky
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if we have a deck swabber?
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Oh, great,
some friendly feedback.
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I love that.
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Hmm.
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I'll get right on it
as soon as I find the mop.
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Shouldn't a good swabber know
where the mops are on a ship?
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Just search for something
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that looks exactly
like your hair.
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Can't argue with who the best
deck swabber is now, huh?
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Yeah, it's Sprog.
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No, it's your da...
Deck, deck swabber.
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Aha!
I knew I knew that eye twitch.
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Yarg, you be wrong.
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Hmm.
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Don't blow my cover, please.
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Fine.
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Mandar,
can I have a word with you?
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In private?
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What are you doing, Dad?
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I want to get an honest answer
from the crew.
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Please don't give me away.
I'll do all Mandar's chores.
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You haven't done chores
in 20 years!
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Do you even remember how?
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Oh, come on. How hard can it be?
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This might work better.
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Is this supposed to be clean?
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What's happening?
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I did too good of a job
of swabbing the deck,
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is what's happening.
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Also,
we're in very choppy waters.
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Do something.
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But I'm just
a lowly deck swabber. Remember?
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How could I forget?
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Rock!
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Bet you can see that rock
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because I clean
the spyglass so well.
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Also,
because it's a really big rock!
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Swabbed it.
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It's getting dark.
I can hardly see.
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Where's the lighthouse?
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There's no sign of it.
Should we tell the captain?
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The captain won't come out
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until he knows who gave him
the bad mark.
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Why would you give him
a bad mark?
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Is what I would ask
if I was your captain.
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Which I'm not, obviously.
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The question is,
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how are we supposed
to fix a lighthouse
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when we don't have a lighthouse
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to show us
where the lighthouse is?
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Do you mean... me?
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Can you turn it down a notch?
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How's this?
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Uh, that's too much.
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Yeesh, there's no middle ground
with this guy.
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The last ship
that had helpful hints
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for my lighthousing
found themselves here.
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How am I doing now, huh?
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They didn't like the way
I was doing my job,
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so I decided
I'm not gonna do it at all!
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No light for anyone.
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Sound familiar, huh?
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Uh, do you think you could
put it behind you
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and go back
to your lighthouse job?
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Because, you know, if I was
in charge of lighting the way,
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I wouldn't just give up
over the tiniest feedback.
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Are you criticizing the way
I take criticism?
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Yes!
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Ah, maybe he can take criticism.
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Huh?
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This feels like an overreaction!
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Oh... wait. I see it now.
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No one gets to tell me
how to be,
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especially not a little kid.
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Then how about listening
to a captain?
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Oh. Uh, who I will go
and tell right now.
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Because the same lesson
applies to him.
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Hello, Captain.
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You need to come out
of your room this minute
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and lead your crew
like a real captain.
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Oh, your captain's gonna
swab the deck
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with that deck swabber.
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I'm back.
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I thanked Mandar
for speaking his mind
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and sent him away
for 52 weeks' vacation.
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And I'm here to say,
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you should also feel free
to tell me what you think.
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Well, Mandar was not
the best deck swabber.
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He asked so many questions
about the captain, it was weird.
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And the smell.
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Whoo!
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So, I'm not the only one
who people complain about?
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Not by a long shot.
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Even I, if you can believe it,
have my moments.
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No. You?
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But I realize now, it isn't,
uh... personal attack.
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Hmm.
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Okay. How's this?
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Thanks, that's much better.
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We fixed the lighthouse!
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And you fixed me.
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Welcome back, Dad.
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So, are you really okay
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not knowing who gave you
the not-perfect score?
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Hmm... I really am.
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Hmm! Delicious! Ha!
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I give this soup
a one out of ten.
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What?
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Hugo?
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Yup! Top marks.
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A one for number one.
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Hmm.
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