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Oh, wise Oracle of the Realms,
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the Mighty Windbreaker crew
seeks your guidance
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for another year.
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♪ My song is my offering ♪
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♪ A gift from my heart ♪
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It's my daughter's
first fortune-telling,
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so be gentle.
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Gentle sounds boring, Dad.
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May I request cool and heroic?
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No requests,
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for it is the spirits
who work through me
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to determine your destiny.
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Ah...
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- You.
- Ah!
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Let me guess.
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Flapjack will name
a hero pancake after me.
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Nay. You'll bring only
disaster and ruin
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to your loved ones!
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What?
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Oh, bad luck, kid.
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But fortunes are only valid
for a year.
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Oh, no, this one's good
for eternity!
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Ugh, you really think
I'm perma-jinxed?
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Maybe it's a mistake.
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True. Last year,
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the Oracle predicted
I'd make new friends
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and meet great challenges,
which never happened.
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Oh, wait, you happened.
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In a good way.
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Can someone pass the salt,
please?
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Ow.
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Look. Lana's my daughter
and our crewmate,
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and this crew sticks together
through thick and jinx.
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Er, thick and thin.
I meant thin.
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Like, who's with me?
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Come on, let's quest!
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Mmm?
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What? That iceberg came at me.
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Um, I haven't moved
in 12,000 years.
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Er, since when
do icebergs talk?
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Am I dreaming right now?
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Oh, no. It's a premonition
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of your future to come.
Disaster and ruin!
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Well, dream or not,
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I am a jinx.
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Dear dearest ones.
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Where I'm going,you can't follow.
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I'm no good at being a loner,
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but it doesn't take much to see
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I'm a safety hazard.
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Take care
of the group for me
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and don't drink
out of the toilet!
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Bye, Sprog.
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Hello? Anybody here?
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Disaster and ruin incoming!
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Oh, finally, you're here!
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Just feed them once a day.
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Or never.
They eat everything anyway.
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Wait, what? Feed who?
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Feed who?
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Mmm?
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Oh, that's what
the shepherd meant.
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But this is a mistake.
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I can't take care of you.
I'm jinxed. Shoo!
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"I'll miss you.
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Lana Longbeard.
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Here's a little something
to keep you going."
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Quest for your life!
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There, there, Captain.
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One thing Lana taught me
is that disaster is our day job.
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We'll survive this.
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Wait, that's it.
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We can find Lana by following
her trail of disaster and ruin.
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Disaster and ruin!
Disaster and ruin!
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Disaster and ruin!
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Oh, by Poseidon's PJs,
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I finally got a beard.
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Goons, rescue my precious
Coiffawns from that sea hag!
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HoHo, what are you doing here?
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And how dare you call me
a sea hag?
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In fairness,
you looked like one.
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And you call me HoHo
all the time.
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Wait! I'll do anything to stay!
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Anything?
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So tragic about your volcano,
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but have you seen my daughter?
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We're hoping she caused it.
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And I just heard myself.
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Don't worry, we'll fix it.
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Hugo,
grab the volcano extinguisher.
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If my Coiffawns aren't
coiffed by sunrise tomorrow,
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you're fired!
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Ugh, what's his deal
with these Coiffawns anyway?
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You know what?
I don't wanna know.
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How hard can it be?
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Oh, fishsticks.
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I can't do this.
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"Fresh glimmer berry
is essential
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to keeping Coiffawn wool
healthy."
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There you go.
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Like I'm not even here.
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Er, oops, sorry. Shh, shh, shh.
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From one big-haired kid
to another,
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you get used to it.
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Aw, you're adora...
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Unremarkable. And plain.
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Remain stoic, Lana, like Dad.
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Oh, wish I were with him
and the crew
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instead of being so jinxed.
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Mmm, wonder what quest
they're up to.
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Have you seen my Lana?
I heard there was a disaster.
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Yeah, a fashion disaster.
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Hey, don't ask
for a shark fin mohawk
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if you can't handle
a shark fin mohawk.
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Ugh.
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We did it.
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I mean, you did it.
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Trust me, you don't wanna have
anything to do with me.
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Now look good for HoHo.
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No!
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Ow.
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My toupees!
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Your what?
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Er... nothing, I sneezed.
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Toupee.
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No, you definitely said toupee.
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Explain!
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Explain!
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Mmm.
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The Hoffenstance clan suffers
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from...
premature balding.
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Usually hits around middle age.
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I'm simply protecting
my adult self by planning ahead.
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Hence, Coiffawns, toupees.
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You wouldn't understand.
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Okay, I kind of understand.
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I mean,
I'm a Longbeard without a beard,
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but do I breed fake beards?
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No. I own it.
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And so should you, HoHo.
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This isn't only about me, Lana.
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This is so that my future fans
can gaze upon my flowing locks.
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Now let me pluck what's left.
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No!
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My destiny may be
to never love again,
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but these Coiffawns
deserve a future
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that is not lying
on top of your head!
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Jinxed or not,
I'm gonna save them!
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Get her!
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Ah! Emergency!
Calling all ships!
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Huh?
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Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee,
mee, mee, mee, mee, mee.
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Disaster approaching
Twillingate.
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Lana Longbeard wanted.
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Not as much as I want my Lana.
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Follow me!
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We can hide in this weird,
pointy house!
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Hey!
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That's my weird, pointy palace!
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Huh?
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Oh, you must be Mr. HoHo.
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Nice to meet you, sir.
Great place. Bye!
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Horatius, since when did you
have friends that I didn't hire?
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Dad! That's my archenemy!
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And please stop embarrassing me
in front of her!
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I know where you'll be safe.
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Mmm?
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The oracle is the wisest monk
in the Realms.
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And humble, too.
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You better have some weird
skin ailment to explain
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why you're bathing in crystals!
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They, er, help me
focus my predictions.
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Behold!
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Give that back!
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"Love is a ring,
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which you'll find
around the next corner."
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"Handle pressure,
lest pressure crush you."
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So your toupee was just
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a pre-baked
fortune cookie of lies?
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All for crystals?
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Not true!
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I, er, made your fortune up
on the spot.
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All you gave me was
a lousy song.
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Oh, right.
Well, that's a relief.
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But since we're giving notes,
you're a fraud!
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Really? You think so?
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Okay. Can a fraud do this?
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Rise, crystals, to my hum,
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and mesmerize the Ten Realms!
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That's it?
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Lana! Everything okay?
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Yep.
Only disaster here is this dude.
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Time to look for a new job.
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Now let's get
these Coiffawns back home.
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Permission to board!
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♪ Oh, disaster and ruin ♪
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♪ Or hope and a smile ♪
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♪ It's you who decideswhich one's worthwhile ♪
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♪ The oracle chose badly ♪
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♪ And look at him now ♪
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♪ Sewing up hairballs for HoHo ♪
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♪ Just wow! ♪
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