Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:29,031 --> 00:00:29,997
Another one?
2
00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:31,966
This is the ninth monster
this week!
3
00:00:32,068 --> 00:00:34,201
Oh, really? Tell me more!
4
00:00:34,303 --> 00:00:36,904
There was that sea monster Greg
with the giant tentacles,
5
00:00:37,006 --> 00:00:38,172
and his cousin George
6
00:00:38,274 --> 00:00:39,506
with the even bigger tentacles,and...
7
00:00:39,608 --> 00:00:41,108
Bo, I was kidding!
8
00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:42,977
Our monster problem is clear
as this tentacle
9
00:00:43,079 --> 00:00:46,080
crushing me
like Sprog's chew toy!
10
00:00:47,149 --> 00:00:49,016
Mee, mee, mee, mee, mee,
mee, mee, mee, mee.
11
00:00:49,118 --> 00:00:50,918
Hang on to your fancy pants,
crew!
12
00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:54,655
Ow! Zephyr Zeen,
famous writer from Twillingate,
13
00:00:54,757 --> 00:00:56,290
is writing a new travel guide
14
00:00:56,392 --> 00:00:58,292
and wants a tour
of the Ten Realms
15
00:00:58,394 --> 00:01:00,961
from none other than...
the Mighty Windbreaker!
16
00:01:01,063 --> 00:01:02,062
What? Why?
17
00:01:02,164 --> 00:01:05,466
Zephyr Zeen is classy
and we're... us!
18
00:01:05,568 --> 00:01:08,235
Who cares?
If Zephyr writes about us,
19
00:01:08,337 --> 00:01:11,238
we'll get better quests,
which equals more heroics!
20
00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:13,707
And more heroics means
more points.
21
00:01:13,809 --> 00:01:15,442
And we'll be famous!
22
00:01:15,544 --> 00:01:17,378
Also,
can someone give me a hand?
23
00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,512
Or Hugo?
24
00:01:18,614 --> 00:01:20,581
-Double toss!
-Yeah!
25
00:01:30,926 --> 00:01:33,627
There's just one little problem.
26
00:01:33,729 --> 00:01:37,698
We'll have to stop being
a monster magnet and give Zephyr
27
00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,900
the high-class, five-star,
cruise-ship-level service
28
00:01:40,002 --> 00:01:41,301
she'll be expecting.
29
00:01:41,404 --> 00:01:42,469
Uh, is that all?
30
00:01:42,571 --> 00:01:44,838
Can I make her the fancy
Ten Realms cuisine
31
00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:46,440
that you lot never wanna touch?
32
00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:48,542
That's the spirit! Absolutely!
33
00:01:48,644 --> 00:01:50,244
Can I show her
my pickled troll eyeball?
34
00:01:50,346 --> 00:01:53,881
-Absolutely not.
-Oh.
35
00:02:02,191 --> 00:02:04,858
Extra polished deck? Check.
36
00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,294
Oh...
37
00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:09,296
It's showtime!
38
00:02:12,768 --> 00:02:15,269
Oh, there she is.
39
00:02:21,410 --> 00:02:24,511
Good day. I'm Zephyr Zeen.
40
00:02:24,613 --> 00:02:27,548
Welcome aboard
the Mighty Windbreaker,
41
00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:28,749
Mrs. Zeen.
42
00:02:28,851 --> 00:02:31,652
Where your relaxation
is our utmost concern!
43
00:02:31,754 --> 00:02:33,387
Uh, thank you, Captain.
44
00:02:33,489 --> 00:02:34,788
Before we set sail,
45
00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:37,224
what can you tell me
about sea monsters?
46
00:02:37,326 --> 00:02:39,560
I need to know
about sea monsters.
47
00:02:40,496 --> 00:02:43,163
See? She's obviously heard
about us and monsters
48
00:02:43,265 --> 00:02:44,164
and is terrified.
49
00:02:44,266 --> 00:02:45,432
Downplay it.
50
00:02:45,534 --> 00:02:46,834
Oh, uh, no.
51
00:02:46,936 --> 00:02:49,970
Monsters? No monsters here.
Never heard of them.
52
00:02:50,072 --> 00:02:51,972
Mrs. Zeen,
53
00:02:52,074 --> 00:02:54,074
I'll be your cabin steward.
54
00:02:54,176 --> 00:02:55,976
May I take your bag?
55
00:03:01,183 --> 00:03:03,083
- Ow!
- Ugh.
56
00:03:03,185 --> 00:03:04,485
Windbreaker!
57
00:03:04,587 --> 00:03:08,222
I've got some anti-monster flair
to decorate your ship with.
58
00:03:08,324 --> 00:03:11,024
Oh, no. It's Junk Imp.
If she sees us with him,
59
00:03:11,127 --> 00:03:12,860
it'll break
our five-star illusion!
60
00:03:12,962 --> 00:03:15,462
Oh, is that a monster? Show me.
61
00:03:15,564 --> 00:03:17,397
Oh, there's nothing to see here.
62
00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:20,234
Just a traveling sales imp
who was just leaving.
63
00:03:20,336 --> 00:03:23,403
Right? Because we are a classy,
monster-free ship.
64
00:03:23,506 --> 00:03:25,472
Huh? Do I have the wrong ship?
65
00:03:25,574 --> 00:03:26,874
Is that you, Lana?
66
00:03:26,976 --> 00:03:28,142
Ugh. Forget about him.
67
00:03:28,244 --> 00:03:31,645
Meet our resident artist,
Greta Von Barbarian.
68
00:03:32,448 --> 00:03:33,780
Greta, would you give our guest
69
00:03:33,883 --> 00:03:35,616
a private viewing
of the art gallery?
70
00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:39,786
Come back next week.
71
00:03:39,889 --> 00:03:42,156
I'm thinking of stringing up
some cocktails.
72
00:03:44,193 --> 00:03:48,395
Mmm, there's an awful lot
of dangerous sea creatures
73
00:03:48,497 --> 00:03:52,366
in these for a ship that doesn't
encounter any monsters.
74
00:03:53,569 --> 00:03:55,469
Don't look!
75
00:03:56,872 --> 00:03:59,940
I love the raw power
and emotion in your work.
76
00:04:00,042 --> 00:04:03,477
Thank you. I feel seen.
77
00:04:05,014 --> 00:04:07,314
Everything should go
smoothly now.
78
00:04:07,416 --> 00:04:09,883
I'm diverting us
into the Channel of Tranquility.
79
00:04:09,985 --> 00:04:11,185
Nobody goes there.
80
00:04:11,287 --> 00:04:12,619
With good reason.
81
00:04:12,721 --> 00:04:16,490
It's even more boring than
the Fjord of Terminal Blandness.
82
00:04:16,592 --> 00:04:19,793
So boring,
monsters won't even go there.
83
00:04:19,895 --> 00:04:21,228
Exactly.
84
00:04:21,330 --> 00:04:22,696
Toodledoo!
85
00:04:22,798 --> 00:04:25,465
I'm off to show our illustrious
guest her quarters,
86
00:04:25,568 --> 00:04:28,001
so she can relax
in first-class comfort.
87
00:04:28,103 --> 00:04:29,436
Lah-dee-dah!
88
00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:35,576
Ugh, I think I broke my pinky.
89
00:04:36,712 --> 00:04:37,711
Here's your room.
90
00:04:37,813 --> 00:04:39,846
If you need room service,
just, uh...
91
00:04:39,949 --> 00:04:41,448
Bang on the wall
with this hammer.
92
00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:44,818
Why are there so many cots
if I'm the only guest?
93
00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,521
Uh, because here,
on the Mighty Windbreaker,
94
00:04:47,623 --> 00:04:48,889
we believe in choice.
95
00:04:48,991 --> 00:04:50,390
Heh! Pick any bed you want,
96
00:04:50,492 --> 00:04:52,059
but maybe stay away
from Sprog's nest,
97
00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:54,027
unless you like to cuddle.
98
00:04:54,129 --> 00:04:56,263
Oh.
99
00:04:57,499 --> 00:04:58,532
Doc, we need to up
100
00:04:58,634 --> 00:05:00,067
the first-class service
around here.
101
00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:04,104
I know just the thing to appeal
to Zephyr's twilling soul.
102
00:05:04,206 --> 00:05:08,275
My giant, festive,
high-pressure soufflé.
103
00:05:08,377 --> 00:05:10,877
Don't know what that is,
but I like giant and festive.
104
00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:13,981
The ship must remain still
or it could go terribly wrong.
105
00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:16,883
It's high-pressure!
High-pressure!
106
00:05:16,986 --> 00:05:19,119
Mmm, you saying it twice
makes it seem
107
00:05:19,221 --> 00:05:21,755
like it could be a problem.
108
00:05:21,857 --> 00:05:23,890
But we're going through
the Channel of Tranquility,
109
00:05:23,993 --> 00:05:26,460
which means only calm,
smooth sailing.
110
00:05:27,796 --> 00:05:30,597
Well, if they won't bring me
to the monsters,
111
00:05:30,699 --> 00:05:34,768
I guess I'll have to bring
the monsters to them.
112
00:05:37,573 --> 00:05:38,472
Ooh.
113
00:05:39,575 --> 00:05:41,708
One hundred-year-old
fairy sweat.
114
00:05:41,810 --> 00:05:44,678
Irresistible to monsters.
115
00:05:47,583 --> 00:05:49,082
Oh, don't look at me like that.
116
00:05:49,184 --> 00:05:51,118
I do have
journalistic integrity,
117
00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:52,519
but I need my story.
118
00:05:52,621 --> 00:05:53,854
Mmm.
119
00:05:58,627 --> 00:06:00,627
Mmm? Uh...
120
00:06:00,729 --> 00:06:02,162
Ugh.
121
00:06:02,264 --> 00:06:04,231
Why would I make
fancy napkin swans
122
00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:06,533
when I can wipe my mouth
with a real swan?
123
00:06:06,635 --> 00:06:08,402
Now that's fancy.
124
00:06:08,504 --> 00:06:10,837
Hey, is that...?
125
00:06:13,008 --> 00:06:13,940
A monster!
126
00:06:14,043 --> 00:06:14,941
What's a monster doing
127
00:06:15,044 --> 00:06:16,443
in the Channel of Tranquility?
128
00:06:16,545 --> 00:06:18,578
Mmm, that smell.
129
00:06:18,681 --> 00:06:21,448
I recognize it
from my monster-trapping days.
130
00:06:21,550 --> 00:06:23,450
It's monster bait!
131
00:06:23,552 --> 00:06:24,785
Gather the crew!
132
00:06:24,887 --> 00:06:29,756
Oh, that's a slippery deck!
133
00:06:31,694 --> 00:06:33,927
Hey, what's up?
134
00:06:34,029 --> 00:06:37,431
We're being attacked
by a beast with a thousand eyes!
135
00:06:37,533 --> 00:06:39,900
-Shh!
-Did you say beast?
136
00:06:40,002 --> 00:06:42,302
Uh, actually, "attack the beast
with a thousand eyes"
137
00:06:42,404 --> 00:06:45,038
is just Hugo's way of saying
putting on a show.
138
00:06:45,140 --> 00:06:49,309
See?
139
00:06:49,411 --> 00:06:50,677
Oh.
140
00:06:50,779 --> 00:06:52,079
I gotta go!
141
00:06:52,181 --> 00:06:53,714
Show the rest of the show!
142
00:07:10,866 --> 00:07:13,033
My soufflé.
143
00:07:15,104 --> 00:07:16,236
Oh!
144
00:07:20,642 --> 00:07:24,378
All I wanted was
one voyage without monsters.
145
00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:25,412
Oh.
146
00:07:25,514 --> 00:07:27,314
Ah! Don't look. Close your eyes!
147
00:07:27,416 --> 00:07:30,117
Enough commotion. My soufflé.
148
00:07:30,219 --> 00:07:32,753
Nobody cares
about a collapsed soufflé!
149
00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:34,321
Oh, goodness, no.
150
00:07:34,423 --> 00:07:37,324
A high-pressure soufflé
doesn't collapse.
151
00:07:37,426 --> 00:07:39,493
♪ Rock-a-bye, soufflé ♪
152
00:07:40,763 --> 00:07:42,996
What are you writing down there?
Stop that!
153
00:07:43,098 --> 00:07:47,234
Oh, we found monster bait
on Zephyr's cot!
154
00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:48,368
What?
155
00:07:50,305 --> 00:07:54,741
Oh, fine.
I used monster bait. I had to.
156
00:07:54,843 --> 00:07:56,543
I needed a thrilling story,
157
00:07:56,645 --> 00:07:59,746
not the most boring ride
of my life.
158
00:07:59,848 --> 00:08:01,148
What?
159
00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,483
Of course.
It all makes sense now.
160
00:08:03,585 --> 00:08:05,619
I thought it was strange
a fancy travel writer
161
00:08:05,721 --> 00:08:07,287
would wanna ride on this tub.
162
00:08:07,389 --> 00:08:09,456
Mind-mapping? Now?
163
00:08:09,558 --> 00:08:11,591
Why is everyone doing something
they shouldn't be?
164
00:08:11,693 --> 00:08:12,893
Silence, everyone!
165
00:08:12,995 --> 00:08:14,194
My soufflé!
166
00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:18,799
So you were never
terrified of monsters?
167
00:08:18,901 --> 00:08:20,934
What? No.
168
00:08:21,537 --> 00:08:23,470
And you put us all in danger
169
00:08:23,572 --> 00:08:26,106
to make an interesting story
for your readers.
170
00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:29,910
That is so reckless
and dangerous!
171
00:08:34,450 --> 00:08:37,517
And why are you still writing?
172
00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:40,187
Because I...
173
00:08:44,526 --> 00:08:47,561
-Zephyr!
-Please. High-pressure!
174
00:08:47,663 --> 00:08:51,131
Allow the monster
to eat her silently.
175
00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:55,035
Oh, the soufflé!
176
00:08:55,137 --> 00:08:56,670
Dad, double toss!
177
00:09:17,359 --> 00:09:18,859
Uh? Mmm.
178
00:09:26,702 --> 00:09:29,836
Hey, it liked your soufflé, Doc.
179
00:09:29,938 --> 00:09:31,338
Obviously.
180
00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,139
But its manners were atrocious.
181
00:09:34,243 --> 00:09:35,642
Thank you.
182
00:09:35,744 --> 00:09:37,010
Wow.
183
00:09:37,112 --> 00:09:40,080
I am giving you
a five-star review.
184
00:09:40,182 --> 00:09:41,982
Five out of what? A million?
185
00:09:42,084 --> 00:09:43,517
Out of five.
186
00:09:43,619 --> 00:09:46,386
Not only was that
a legendary monster battle,
187
00:09:46,488 --> 00:09:48,889
but your crew is
an amazing ensemble
188
00:09:48,991 --> 00:09:50,524
of artists and performers.
189
00:09:50,626 --> 00:09:52,893
I will never forget you.
190
00:09:52,995 --> 00:09:55,395
Plus, you saved my life.
191
00:09:55,497 --> 00:09:56,897
Oh, well, yeah.
192
00:09:56,999 --> 00:10:00,133
And I'm truly sorry
for putting you in danger.
193
00:10:00,235 --> 00:10:02,035
It wasn't my intention.
194
00:10:02,137 --> 00:10:05,472
You're apologizing to us?
Did you hear that?
195
00:10:05,574 --> 00:10:07,407
I'm always the one saying sorry.
196
00:10:07,509 --> 00:10:08,508
This feels good.
197
00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,043
We ought to spend more time
198
00:10:10,145 --> 00:10:11,945
with folks who mess up
worse than us.
199
00:10:12,047 --> 00:10:12,979
We should.
200
00:10:13,081 --> 00:10:14,614
Today, I'm not sorry,
201
00:10:14,716 --> 00:10:16,683
and definitely not
for who we are.
202
00:10:16,785 --> 00:10:18,585
We are monster hunters,
203
00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:22,889
adventurers, artists,
chefs, heroes.
204
00:10:22,991 --> 00:10:25,892
We're wild and untamed,
and we stink.
205
00:10:25,994 --> 00:10:27,961
And we like it!
206
00:10:28,063 --> 00:10:30,130
I stink, too.
207
00:10:30,232 --> 00:10:32,732
You sure do! Never change!
208
00:10:34,469 --> 00:10:38,772
Mmm! Oh, that soufflé
really is a revelation.
209
00:10:38,874 --> 00:10:41,575
Five and a half stars,
everybody.
210
00:10:43,645 --> 00:10:44,978
Five and a half stars?
211
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,713
That's impossible
when the limit is five.
212
00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:49,683
Oh, Bo, take the compliment.
213
00:10:49,785 --> 00:10:50,750
We did it!
14732
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof