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That flea market had everything.

I found this vintage orc war drum.

Yeah, it might be a fake.

I got a frying pan for cooking tentacle bacon.

Ugh.

And for making sure nobody complains

about my tentacle bacon.

Is that a rock?

Not for long.

Ha-ha.

Huh, you really captured my cheekbones.

What'd you get Lana?

A cool poster

for a barbarian band called the Berserk-Hers.

The Berserk-Hers?

Oh, yeah, they had that song, uh...

"Smash and Bash."

♪ Smash, bash Bash, smash ♪

♪ Smash, bash Bash, smash ♪

Are you a fan too, Greta?

No, never heard of them and I definitely don't know

every word of the song.

There's only two, "smash" and "bash."

Mmm...

-Oh, my gosh. Greta, that's you! -No.

-Yep, that's you. -Greta.

-Smash bash! -Were you in a band?

What was it like? Did you have fans?

What did you play? What did you eat?

You were famous. Then what happened?

Why don't we know about it?

Just let it go.

My beautiful face!

Yeah, rock and roll!

Greta was in a famous band.

I wonder what happened.

A barbarian band.

Maybe they yelled till they lost their voices

or smashed their instruments, or pillaged some town and--

Bo, Greta's an artist.

I guess we'll never know.

Greta hates talking about her accomplishments,

like how nobody knows she makes giant sock puppets

for sea monsters so they don't attack ships.

Hello.

Oh, good morning.

Yeah, or how she paints murals to brighten everyone's day.

Huh?

And now her musical talents are going uncelebrated too?

Mmm...

Greta deserves credit for how boss she is.

Definitely, but I'm not sure Greta wants it.

Maybe this one time we should let sleeping blargs lie.

Yep, I'm getting the band back together.

Or... we could do that.

Huh?

Mighty Windbreaker!

Are you ready to rock?

Oh, Greta!

She's gonna be so happy for this blast from the past.

Greta, long time no see!

We thought we'd never find you.

I mean, uh, find you!

That was the idea.

How did you find me?

It was me.

What happened?

The Berserk-Hers were on our way

to musical domination when you just left us!

It's one thing to ditch us,

but how could you do that to Thunderbolt?

Who's Thunderbolt?

A mythical weather system?

A roadie with supernatural powers

that fights crime while on tour?

-Oh, a guitar. -Right, a guitar.

Thunderbolt is more of an accordion.

But I'm different now.

Us too. The band hasn't been the same since you left.

Which makes us sad.

And mad.

Well, I'm... leaving.

I remember the Berserk-Hers were the heaviest band around.

And I don't remember much.

Greta, why did you quit the band?

I didn't want to be in the band, so I left.

I did not see that coming.

Sounds like Greta doesn't want

to have anything to do with them.

Or Greta's frustrated

because she never got recognized for her talent

and it made her lose her passion for music.

Mmm, so how do we fix it?

Easy.

With years and years of therapy.

-With a reunion concert! -Ugh.

When Greta rejoins her band on stage,

she'll finally get the appreciation she deserves.

Weymouth! Are you ready to rock?

Well, you better be.

Because here are the Berserk-Hers!

This wasn't what I was expecting.

One, two, three, go!

♪ Smash, bash! Bash, smash! ♪

♪ Smash, bash! Bash, smash! ♪

♪ Smash, smash, smash, smash Smash, smash, smash, smash! ♪

♪ Smash, bash! Smash, bash! ♪

This is. Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

♪ Smash, smash! Bash, bash! ♪

♪ Smash, smash! Bash, bash! ♪

When Greta hears this,

she'll definitely want to get back on stage with them.

Is this getting a little aggressive?

Quick, Bo. Cover your ears!

Hey! Your music is causing a ton of chaos!

I know! Isn't it awesome?

♪ Smash, smash! Bash, bash! ♪

♪ Smash, smash! Bash, bash! ♪

And still no Greta!

♪ Smash, bash! Bash, smash! ♪

Oh, I don't know what happened.

One second, I was hammering planks,

and the next, I wanted to hammer everything.

This happens every time the Berserk-Hers play.

Their music makes everyone lose control.

It was fun at first,

but then something happened during our last concert.

Yeah!

Why?

That sculpture made me realize I didn't want to destroy things.

I wanted to create them.

So I left the Berserk-Hers

and joined the Mighty Windbreaker.

And then I went and booked them a gig to come here

and destroy Weymouth.

I'm sorry. How do we fix this?

Leave this one to me.

It's time for a battle...

Of the bands.

Obviously, I was gonna say "bands."

♪ Smash, smash! Bash, bash! ♪

♪ With my axe in hand ♪

♪ I used to break ♪

♪ But now I see what I can create ♪

First she leaves us, and now she upstages us?

♪ Smash, smash! Bash, bash! ♪

You got this, Greta!

♪ A ship, a stone or a lump of clay ♪

♪ With every smash I found a new way ♪

♪ I don't like to break stuff ♪

♪ I just like to make stuff ♪

Huh?

♪ This is how I fight now ♪

♪ I don't like to break stuff ♪

♪ I just like to make stuff ♪

♪ Smash, smash, smash, smash Smash, smash, smash, smash! ♪

♪ Smash, bash! Bash, smash! ♪

What? I won the flute from a water sprite,

along with six months of lessons.

Now I'm really good at the flute.

♪ From wreckage to wonder ♪

♪ I do my duty ♪

♪ Turning the rough into beauty ♪

♪ Though I look fierce with muscles so taut ♪

♪ I have few words but I feel a lot ♪

♪ I don't like to break stuff ♪

♪ I just like to make stuff ♪

♪ This is how I fight now ♪

♪ From wreckage to wonder ♪

♪ I do my duty ♪

♪ Turning the rough into beauty ♪

♪ Though I look fierce with muscles so taut ♪

♪ I have few words but I feel a lot ♪

♪ I don't like to break stuff ♪

♪ I just like to make stuff ♪

♪ This is how I fight now ♪

Greta! That is a super catchy song!

Could we... borrow a couple of those lyrics

for a new Berserk-Hers song?

You bet.

Greta's finally being recognized for her talents!

See? Butting into people's lives totally pays off.

I've got it! I've got it!

I got the new Berserk-Hers song shell!

♪ This is how I fight now! ♪

♪ Fight now! ♪

♪ Fight, fight, fight, fight! ♪

♪ Now, now, now, now! Fight now! ♪

Wow, they weren't kidding

about borrowing just a couple of lyrics.

I like it!

♪ Fight now! Fight now! ♪

♪ Fight, fight, fight, fight! Now, now, now, now! ♪

♪ Fight now! Fight now! ♪

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